Risa Aika Senju
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Joined 02-18-13, id: 4552406, Profile Updated: 12-15-13
Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Vocaloid.

Hi! I'm a Meep (Queen of Meep, to be specific)! I'm Risa Aika Senju, but I'd prefer if you call me Risa or Red. I'm very friendly, so feel free to call me either by my name, or nicknames. I got the nicknames because my eyes were Red once- no contacts and not in a photo. In real life. I told my friend, and now he calls me Red when I see him. I got the nickname Risa just because it is my favorite name in the world.

I'm a pacifist, 100% against fighting and everything, so I'm hard to get mad. If you do get me mad, run, I have a frying pan. Frying pans are awesome, ever see tangled, or in Dragon Ball Z- my obsession- when ChiChi hit master Roshi with a frying pan? Yeah, that's me when I'm mad.

While we're on the topic, Trunks is mine. There will be no fighting for him, because now you know it. Or we can have a DBZ know-it-all-off, in which case I will win (Arrogant? Quite) because I know about as much as the creator.

There are no teachers where I live that teach you another language, so I'm teaching myself Japanese. I've been at it a few months, and I can now carry conversations! I can also speak colors, count to ninety-nine, and read some hiragana. That's more than the Spanish I learned throughout school!

Another anime I'm hugely into is Naruto, and I HATE Orochimaru. Creepy snake... My favorite character is Hinata. She's such a sweetheart! Tsunade is my Naruto okaa-san. Dan Kato is her lover, and my Naruto otou-san. Lovely, my Tou-san is dead -.- That's depressing. I love my daddy. I also like Itachi. He's so noble. If you aren't into that part of the series yet... take your time, if you're anything like me, you will cry and end up regretting half your life.

I speak weird for where I live. I have a mix of a British and Southern accent when I pronounce some words.

I am a cat person, I only like really big dogs. The little ones irk me, unless they grow up to be big dogs. Little dogs are too yippy for me. My favorite cat breeds are the Bombay and Russian Blue, I have one of each. My favorite dogs are German Shepard, Doberman and Tibetan Mastiff.

My favorite singer is Taylor Swift, and my favorite color is red. That's a complete coincidence. I am a hardcore Swiftie.

Ways to get me mad are: Insult my family, religion, and friends. As far as I care, you could be my brother, but if you do any of these, you're no family of mine. So, I would prefer it if you hold any rude remarks, as will I. I am a Catholic, just so you know. I don't care about your religions, though I find other religions interesting to learn about.

I am a good singer and dancer, and I prefer dancing to singing.

Annoying Orange irks me to no end. Seriously, I detest that show. Same with Uncle Grandpa. I barely tolerate Regular Show.

I had meep before that glorified GameCube, so meep is mine. I don't care what anyone says, I had meep long before the commercial even came on. Before that thing was even thought of.

People often think I'm older than I actually am. A woman at Best Buy doubted my age when I told her. So did a doctor. My friend's mom and brother also didn't recognize me after six months. I look like I'm 16 or 17, which I'm not. Apparently I don't talk and don't have the mindset of someone my age, either. I do have an extensive vocabulary, and I'm a grade level(or two...) above the average spelling, reading, math, and English level, thanks to my mother.

I have a strange fascination with weaponry, I enjoy learning about them. I would love to become a weapons master just to say "I did that."

I am one of those people who either gets killed protecting someone, or because I'm too stupidly reckless. Seriously. I will be dead by the age of twenty-five because I did something stupid and got killed. I already got stitches because of it.

I've gotten over my horrid Arachnophobia, thanks to much more time outside in the hot sun with no sunscreen than common sense would dictate. I found a spider on my nose once!

A few of the other singers I listen to are Taylor Swift, Three Days Grace, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Avril Lavigne, Morning Musume, S/mileage, Ikimono Gakari, SCANDAL, and P!nk. Love them! I also listen to Vocaloids, Rin and Len are my favorites. Right now, I'm obsessed with the The Story of Evil, a part of the Evillious Chronicles, especially Regret Message, Servant of Evil, and Daughter of Evil. Obviously. Rin and Len; remember? I always cry during Servant of Evil. I'm also interested in the Original Sin Series. I have a feeling both series tie into each other somewhere, because of 'Seth Twiright' and 'Twiright Prank'.

Synchronicity is my favorite EVER. Part three finally came out. Took THREE YEARS.

I'm in love with "Futsuu no Shoujo A" by three members of Morning Musume, along with "Koko ni Iruzee!", "Namidacchi", "Mikan", "Genki", and "Dokaan Capriccio".

Just in case you guys don't know, or are curious, the order for The Story of Evils is: Daughter of Evil, Servant of Evil, Regret Message, Re_Birthday, Daughter of White, Twiright Prank, The Wooden Girl, Handbeat Clock-tower, and Keep Waiting for a Response.

The Original Sin Series is: Project [MA, Escape of Salmhofer the Witch, Moonlit Bear, Abandoned on a Moonlit Night, and Chrono Story.

I will tell you now, both are very warped, bordering demented. They won't give you nightmares, they aren't graphic, but I cried multiple times throughout The Story of Evil, and in the Original Sin Series, I was very... ahem, unnerved. They are also in Japanese, so you will need subtitles. And if you listen to Moonlit Bear, do not wear headphones like I made the mistake of doing. There is a part where one vocaloid (Miku) screams, and since her voice is pitched so high, it hurts. Really bad. For the sake of your ears, don't do it.

Also, Mothy made them, he is awesome .

I'm not a big fan of One Direction. I do like a few of they're songs, though. I like Rock Me and Heart Attack (And, grudgingly, I will admit I like "Story of My Life).

I make up words. Don't ask me why, I get bored.

Also, I don't update very often. Honestly, I really, really, really do try, but I get distracted so easily ;-; Blame my untreated ADD >.

My pride restricts me to ask anyone for help. I don't have much of an ego, but I have a LOT of pride. I will never ask anyone for anything, or beg. Ever. Ants have a better chance of going extinct.

I can take constructive criticism, in fact, I ask for it. Tell me what I do wrong, and I'll fix it. You must, however, be civil. If I see any bullying or harassment on anything I will delete your comment and flag you.

I will not, repeat, will not read your story if it has something along the lines of 'Summary stinks', 'I'm not good at summaries', or 'Story is a lot better than it sounds'. First of all, how are you not able to write a summary? Just vaguely explain what happens to the character. Or you could even take an interesting or humorous part of the story and put it in the summary. It doesn't even have to be written yet! Just use it at some point!

Well, that's all for now folks! Feel free to start conversation, but be ready to carry it, because I can't carry conversation for my life!


Quotes:

"If a boy does something stupid once it's because, well, he's a boy. If a boy does something stupid twice, it's because of a girl."
-Dr. Seuss, the Lorax

"I don't care who I have to fight! If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death! If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death! If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death! And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from the grave! Even If I'm torn to shreds, I will always protect my friends!"
- Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto shippuden)

"Silence is so freaking loud"
-Sarah Dessen

"Unless someone cares a whole awful lot, nothing's going to get better, it's not."
-Dr. Seuss

"I'll give you anything you want."
"I want my father back you son of a bitch."
-Inigo Montoya to six-fingered man

"For the sake of Konoha's peace,
And above all, for your sake, Uchiha Sasuke,
He wished to die a criminal...a traitor.
Honor as Compensation for Dishonor.
Hatred in Exchange for Love.
And Still, Itachi Uchiha died...

With a Smile on His Face..."
-Obito Uchiha

“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.”
-Marilyn Monroe

“When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you treat them like nothing. Learn to be a good friend because one day you're gonna look up and say I lost a good friend. Learn how to be respectful to your friends, don't just start arguments with them and don't tell them the reason, always remember your friends will be there quicker than your family. Learn to remember you got great friends, don't forget that and they will always care for you no matter what. Always remember to smile and look up at what you got in life.”
-Marilyn Monroe

"Pain is only relevant if it hurts."
-Ed Sheeran


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Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Black Hearts and Broken Wills by Moon's Tide reviews
"You are just a part of my pathetic past. My childhood memories are just one of the filth that I had discarded a long time ago. I don't need you, and I want you out of my life." Ouch. *Summary Change*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
misguided ghosts by monkkeyslut reviews
Theirs is not a love story. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Four Stages of Love by 3shells reviews
SasuSaku. Post-Canon. It started off with an infatuation. Because love happened accidentally, in a heartbeat, even for the stoic Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
infinity by MikazukiDreams reviews
Sakura was always a dreamer; wishes and dreams were better than reality. Sasuke was always a realist; wishes were superficial, fake, and unnecessary. In which Sakura stops dreaming, and Sasuke starts hoping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Devour by True China Sorrows reviews
She chose to stand by her word: to be his ally and to love him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
finding the inbetween by quorra laraex reviews
Whether it's love or hate or something in the middle, his pupils dilate when he sees her. — Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fever You Can't Sweat Out by carved in the sand reviews
I can feel you melting out of your skin, darling - sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fancy Footwork by silver-footsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Last Of The Great Lovers by flowerslut reviews
Love and death don't normally go hand in hand, but in an apocalyptic world, where their breaths are numbered and the streets are paved in blood, they'll take anything they can get. Future timeline.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,448 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Videl, Gohan
Turning Tables by MikazukiDreams reviews
Light footsteps echoed through the quiet, empty night.Someone was leaving. "Stop. Don't walk away." But who was he to talk? "I couldn't stop you before, Sasuke. You can't stop me now." In which Sakura stays strong and Sasuke falls hard, and tables turn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glitter by SpecialUncertainty reviews
"He had said they would meet again. And they did. She just hadn't realized it."
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Hold On Tightly, Let Go Lightly by secretsofgray reviews
She was his poison. She was his cure. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
My Immortal 2: Commented by Haiogh-Yai reviews
Yes, you saw that right. Tara apparently decided to retry writing with a sequel to My Immortal. So, because I didn't want it to feel left out, I did a commentary of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - OC - Complete
My Immortal: A Commentary by Haiogh-Yai reviews
Everybody's favorite 'story' to flame! Now including my commentary and odd sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,887 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - OC - Complete
Fidelis by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- Sasuke knelt down on the ground, his insides turning to ice. Sakura came and stood by him, her presence followed by a cry of grief. Then Uchiha Sasuke did something he hadn't done in almost fifteen years: he cried.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Waiting For You by M M Forever reviews
Chihiro has always remembered her friends from the Spirit World, and a promise from one in particular to meet again. But how long must she wait before he comes to her? How long until the hope within her dies out, like the flame of a candle? COMPLETE!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8087 - Favs: 4,031 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love is as follows by Version.INFINITY reviews
Sakura, I know you were the one who changed my status from Single to In an Open Relationship with Uzumaki Naruto. Don’t ignore me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quote On Quote by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
The two minds of best friends Sasuke and Naruto unwittingly face off in an opinion to opinion battle. The subject...Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. Oh, the possibilities...and the revealed secrets. -SasuSaku--one-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moonlight by Reinao Tanaka reviews
The forbidden lovers meet in the moonlight, but death lurks in the darkness. Based on The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Engagement by Amanio reviews
“I plan to make an announcement about us. In one week, to be exact.” “That soon?” Sakura shrieked. "Why should I wait? If one does not look after what is his, then it will be taken away before his very eyes." ItachixSakura. SEQUEL TO COURTSHIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha: AntiSocial Extraordinaire by Cookys 'n' Creem reviews
OneShot. Sakura teaches Sasuke on how NORMAL people react to simple things. Sasuke shows Sakura how HE reacts to things. SasuSaku. Slightly OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mirror by Momosportif reviews
SasuSaku ficlet Sasuke's POV. Set later in their lives hypothetically, Sasuke has returned and their relationship is up for interpretation. No rights to Naruto! Please read, enjoy, and review if the mood strikes you or your utterly confused :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Till Our Last Breath by sillimiss reviews
“Who are those names?” “You don’t know of the legendary sannin?” “I do, they are Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru.” “No, I mean the second sannin.” Standing before the memorial stone, the story was told.//SasuSaku//Side: NaruHina//OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Memories by goldenseeress reviews
After three hundred and sixty five days, he has erased his memory of her. 50 themes. ItaSaku. Companion to Akatsuki Hours.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fever by Oceans in Hand reviews
I cannot keep my promise if you deny me, he said softly, watching at her with such fondness she trembled. Haku/Chihiro, futurefic, oneshot.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Remnant by intallah reviews
He had to kill her, had to kill his last vestige of remorse. SasuSaku. one shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Come Back by Sunruner reviews
Many thanks to all of my still disappointed reviewers. After several years away from the spiritual magic of the bathhouse, Chihiro's life has fallen apart. How can she escape it?
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Konoha High: New and Old reviews
AU, Vocaloid/Konoha High crossover, first story. Rated for cursing and some suggestive themes. No lemon, no lime. When transferring to Konoha, Suzu Senju did not expect what she found. Quirky friends, cheeky cousins, humorous situations, and and even a bit of romance. Could this year get any crazier?
Crossover - Naruto & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.