Ye Oldest Cooper
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Joined 02-18-13, id: 4552464, Profile Updated: 03-09-13
Author has written 7 stories for Sly Cooper, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

I am Ye Oldest Cooper. Ye for I am English, Old because I was born in 1993, and Cooper just because.

I like writing AND reading many types of fanfic, ranging from the Sly Cooper series I've written for, to Red Dwarf, Hannibal Lecter, Doctor Who, Shaun of the Dead and many others.

Read my work. Love it or hate it, I don't care as long as you have reasons and ofc, have read it :-D

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Hannibal's Fist - A Tragedy by MajorBachman reviews
"Would she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him?"
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,930 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - H. Lecter, C. Starling - Complete
The Journey of 1000 Miles by Gnorcteen reviews
Sly disappeared after the battle with "The Collector". Now he has to make his way back to Paris. However, it will not be easy; for one, Murray's van is crashed, two, much walking is involved, and three, he comes across a lot of criminal activity. Will Sly Make it back home WARNING: This is an alternative on what else could've happened after the events in Thieves in Time, not Canon.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,351 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Sly C. - Complete
The Scent of Music by Hidden-in-the-Shades reviews
I am not much of a storyteller...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - H. Lecter, F. Chilton
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Sly Cooper: Viva La Carmelita reviews
Ever wondered what happened before Carmelita put on that badge? What was her life like? Find out all in this long (hopefully) prequel where we explore her life. Set before the Sly games. Hey, this is now a complete tale! Rated T because whilst in some places it is heavy, the overall feel of it is generally acceptable. Read and rate and enjoy Carmelita's adventures, thank you.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Carmelita F. - Complete
Batman: Alfred's Eulogy reviews
Batman and Bruce Wayne died in the battle for Gotham. Alfred needs to write a Eulogy for his old master...is there anything to inspire him to write at all? Set near the end of TDKR, read and rate, thank you.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Alfred P. - Complete
Hannibal Lecter: Hannibal's Masonry at Muskrat Farm reviews
Dr. Hannibal Lecter is a man of seemingly pure evil...but when confronted with sadistic paedophile Mason Verger, he embarks on a task one might almost find likeable. Rated for content. Set between Hannibal Rising/Red Dragon. Read and rate for my sake. No, seriously, please R&R :-)
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2013 - H. Lecter, M. Verger - Complete
Hannibal Lecter: Ode reviews
The story of the struggle of Hannibal Lecter told in blank verse form. From the traumatisation of Mischa's death to his liberation through Clarice's love (going by the books for this). Not the greatest, but read and rate/hate.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2013 - H. Lecter
Sly Cooper: I'M AN UNCLE! reviews
Penelope gives birth to a baby turtle with mousey features! And once it returns the hideout, Murray and Sly reveal their own feelings on family and excitment at becoming 'uncles'. Takes place after the fanfic story 'The Journey Of 1000 Miles' (/r/8991206/) Read and rate that, then read and rate/hate mine.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sly C., Bentley, Murray - Complete
Sly Cooper: The Female's Touch reviews
One night, Carmelita and Penelope both take themselves and respectable partners to a great new resteraunt in Cannes. However, their deeply buried personal issues start to rise up, and along with advances from pervy bar staff, one question stands strong: "WILL THEIR PROBLEMS BE RESOLVED?" (takes place just before Thieves In Time) [My second story: please love/hate] Now complete!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Carmelita F., Penelope - Complete
Sly 4: Alternative Ending reviews
Sly 4, as a story has 2 HUGE issues. Ending and Penelope twist both sucked hard. Here's my take and how to fix at least one of those problems. If Sly wasn't sent back to Egypt and Le Paradox died...and still leave room for an ending to work on...
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Sly C. - Complete