Asmodeus1389
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Joined 09-14-03, id: 455286, Profile Updated: 05-24-08
Author has written 28 stories for Unicorns of Balinor, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Canterbury Tales, King Arthur, Bible, Misc. Books, Edgar Allan Poe, and Shakespeare.

Coach Nelsonisms from AP Physics:

The whole story was made up, except for the true part.

Friends don't let friends drive around icey curves fast.
or
Friends don't let friends abuse Fc = (mvv)/r while listening to Backstreet boys.

Hey class, you ever see a squirrel climb into on of those little transponder boxes? Baaaad places to hide folks. Put their little fluffy tails against one end and their cute little pink squirrel noses against the other and poof - instead of popcorn, you have popsquirrel.


Claims to Fame: Suggesting the Eragon category to Fanfiction, and being the first one to post there.


Fun Forums I visit: Eragon: Murtagh Fan Forum (fun, but chock full of fangirls), Writer's Challenges and the Dwarven Fan Club (please note the Dwarven part), A Shadeslayer's Worst Fear (A 'shady' hangout for all those evil-lovers), The Fortress (Well, it the Fortress, what more do you want?)


I live somewhere in the known universe, though my friends aren't quite sure where.

I like sci-fi (Star Wars)Fiction (LoTR and HP) and Fantasy (Unicorns of Balinor and Redwall)

The Balinor Chronicles II: second verse, same as the first! Except this time, with the Shadow Herd

Go read something by Wraithlord42, Amberdulen, Horselover2323, Talkofthetowneva4, or Helo Thunder, and have a wonderful daynighteveningmorningwhatever.

My deviantart is under Asmodeus1389. I will occasionally post pictures that go along with my stories on it. The newest: Map of the Celestial Valley.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.


Quotes:

"The wall will fall to the wind as the windy hill will fall, and all things thought in former times. Nothing made remains, nor man remembers - and these towns shall be called the shining towns!" -~- John Gardner in"Grendel"

"Many things are possible as long as you don't know they are impossible" ~-~ Norton Juster in "The Phantom Tollboth"

"Whoever struggles with monsters must watch that he does not become a monster. When you stare into an abyss for a long time, the abyss also stares into you." ~-~ Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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Promises Honored by Robin4 reviews
He made the choice knowing full well what the consequences might be, but expecting death does not necessarily prepare you for hell. In 1981, Sirius Black ignored the dangers to himself and became the Potters' Secret Keeper. Prequel to Promises Unbroken,AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,430 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Voldemort - Complete
The Skrit Na Chronicles by Ember Nickel reviews
From the humblest beginnings as a Skrit to a Na far from home. From the dangerous life of a mercenary to unity with an unimaginable entity. This is the journey of one creature in a big galaxy.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
Homecoming by AniJen21 reviews
Ax gets to meet his brother, Prince Elfangor, for the first time. An investigation of the germination of their relationship and family dynamic. It's sort of related to my other fic "Tobias Tells Ax," but you don't need to read that to understand this. R/R
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ax, Elfangor - Complete
For You: Butterfly Mix by Andromeda-Dreamer reviews
Ten Minutes AU: Morzan doesn't die. Now Alagaesia is paying the price... [slash & het & unfluffy crack]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,970 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007
Where Chains Will Never Bind You by Jessie Brooke reviews
An ugly orphan, a stable boy, a forgotten child, and a boy who was slave to fate. What could they possibly do to break free? This is a story never told, through their eyes, as they saw it. This is the story of the founders four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
Slytherin is for Lovers by powergirll reviews
A fic of romantic one shots set in the Slytherin Common room about our favorite guys and gals in green and silver.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Sweetmeats by EKBlack reviews
What really happened on the King's wedding night.Minor spoilers for The King of Attolia and notsominor ones for The Queen of Attolia.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Alagaesian Idol by Pink Eraser reviews
It's the moment you've all been waiting for folks! Only YOUR votes, you the faithful citizens of Alagaesia, will decide who will be the NEXT ALAGAESIAN IDOL!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
Fragmentary by Noldo reviews
It's all in the stories, and the way we tell them. Regulus gen
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Notes! by JacquelineHyde114 reviews
James, Sirius, Remus, and occasionally Peter, as all best friends do, write notes to pass the time! No point really, just fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Sirius B., Sirius B.
Black by phantasmagorienne reviews
Sirius, in Azkaban, might be laughing. Double drabbleish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Crosswords by opalish reviews
And he spirals down, down and deeper down, forgetting and forgotten, but always, always, something brings him back. Oneshot of Sirius in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
He Who Laughed Last by Noldo reviews
Regulus Black, on Voldemort, betrayals, and Sirius. Warnings for HBP spoilers and a sympathetic portrayal of Reg.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Sirius B., Voldemort
Good Guy Extraordinaire by Pantz reviews
“It’s just a role you play: Sirius Black, Auror for the ministry and Gryffindor to boot.” Sometimes your past is the one thing you can’t leave behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Sirius B.
Lurkh's Tale by Amry reviews
A captive Uruk's adventures in Rohan. After being captured in battle, Lurkh is desperately trying to figure out what to do in the midst of Rohirric customs totally different from his own. K for minor violence and one scene briefly involving a naked Orc no
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
Time Travel Trouble by Mersang reviews
Formerly titled Elfangor Lives! This features Elfangor, Tom, Arbron, Visser Three's twin, Loren, and Tobias' uncle. (And the Animorphs, of course.) COMPLETE!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,946 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
Kohelet by Telepwen reviews
Severus Snape has long held that history is best left forgotten. It takes a confrontation with Luna Lovegood to teach him that sometimes, forgetting history can be fatal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Severus S., Luna L.
Animorphs: The One by D.H. L'Orange reviews
The One, an ancient evil that feeds upon a creature's soul. The Yeerk, a parasitic race that steals the body. When the Yeerks form an alliance with the One, the consequences are alarming: Controllers without hosts. Will this new partnership doom Earth?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,739 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003
Love Will be the Death of You by SiriusFan13 reviews
Tribute to the Unbroken Universe [Promises Unbroken, Promises Remembered, etc.] by Robin4 of this site. You need to read those two stories first. This is a take on her AU. A snippit of what goes on while Voldie tries to break Black. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Sirius B., Voldemort - Complete
Of A Sort by FernWithy reviews
A series of stories about the experience all Hogwarts students share: being Sorted into their houses on their first day at school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,865 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Albus D., Voldemort
Dragonlord by Sanaryelle reviews
A story of the time that Ged sailed the Dragon's Run, first met Orm Embar, and was told the truth about the Ring of Erreth Akbe.
Earthsea Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Disclaimer by Mersang reviews
What happens when a fanfic writer refuses to do a disclaimer? Well, in this case, a very amusing but, sadly, short selfinsertion involving irate authors, votes cast by fictional characters, and people or stuff appearing out of nowhere.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
Redwall Theatrical Trailers by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
NEW! Check out the new MtW trailer! If Redwall books were movies, not the cartoon, this is what the theatrical trailers should look like. I'll try to get as many up as I can and feedback and suggestions are greatly appreciated!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003
The Test of Time by TalkoftheTown4eva reviews
When Atalanta and Chase have a foal, Numinor sends him to Entia to train with the Shadow Unicorns. Will Thianc remain loyal to the herd he never knew, or is he forever destined to follow the ways of the Shifter?
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,754 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 10/22/2002
These Walls by Amberdulen reviews
I built these stone walls so that they would stand forever ... far longer than I.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/18/2001 - Complete
Ours Is Not To Reason Why by Amberdulen reviews
After failing to capture Redwall, a rat sails home ...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2000 - Complete
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The Balinor Chronicles II: Souls of Fire reviews
All tales are recorded in The Balinor Chronicles, and all must play their parts. These are the tales of those who came before in the Valley of Fear.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006
The Dragon reviews
The silver dragon perched on the cliff, and the strangers scurried below.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
When Tragedy Doesn't Strike reviews
An analysis of the similarites between Romeo and Juliet and Nathaniel Hawthorne's Rappaccini's Daughter
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
The Fallen House of Usher reviews
The narrator laments the Fall of Usher, and of poor Lady Madeline.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
The Scarlet Letter Song Style reviews
The second scaffold scene set to the tune of We Three Kings. Contains viewpoints of Hester, Pearl, and Dimmesdale.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Rants of the Red Rider reviews
The Red Rider did great things in time, before he was slain by Brom. Now he rises again and despairs at what he has become
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
The Balinor Chronicles: The Celestial Herd reviews
The Celestial Herd is full of stories, and they are recorded, like all tales, in the Balinor Chronicles.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 43,494 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Eldest Born reviews
After the battle ends and the dust settles, the ruler of Alagaesia ponders his newest and greatest possesion.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Memoirs of Mort reviews
The Lord of Death reflects upon his Death Eaters and the world he longs to create.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Now Will You Go To Ninevah? reviews
Jonah, Chapter 13. The unabridged version
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
The Tragedy of Lancelot reviews
Malory called it the Death of Arthur. White wrote about a king. But really, it was the tragedy of Lancelot
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Tocas Uno reviews
Una poema por los aficionados espanoles... Todos Shur'gatuls fueron a traves de las prurbas. Este es que lo como.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - Spanish - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
It is lonely in the Dark reviews
It always is, for the dark is where you are left alone with the shattered memories of your past... and where you must try to save yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Draco Dormiens Trucidaui reviews
[HBP] I alone have slayed the dragon. I alone have dared what no other has even thought of. I am Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
They All Go Crazy reviews
All are in agreement: All convicts of Azkaban go crazy in the end. But what if the person entered the prison fortress crazy? What if that person was Sirius Black?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Sirius B., Sirius B. - Complete
Forevermore reviews
The bond between dragon and rider is symbolized by a silver palm... but its ties reach into the heart.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
What Bring They? reviews
One of the doomed Grey Folk watch the first elven folk come ashore... and in its heart, the Folk mourns for the dragons.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Sundavar reviews
The Friar tells his part of the Canterbury Tales: a tragedy of a once noble king and his foolish decision.
Canterbury Tales - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
The Misadventures of Riley and Rill reviews
The characters created on a caffiene high are back, fighting not so odd odds, creating formerly nonexisitent disasters, and being generally insulting nonheroes in every other way.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005
Darker Are We reviews
The Shadows Unicorns have black coats and black souls. They have a choice: Deny that they are evil, or gloat that they are...
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
A Bit of Wood reviews
Tragically, during the fight a stray arrow pierced his dragon's heart. Without the arts to save her, she died in his arms. Then were the seeds of madness planted.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Touch One reviews
Eragon and all other riders went through the branding. This is what it was like.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Welcome reviews
It is only common curtesy to welcome visitors into our home...So welcome to the land of nightmares.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
The Shrine of Dreams reviews
Shrine, n, Any place or object hallowed by some association.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
I Sold the King's Crown reviews
There is not much in the world that can make a person betray her best friend.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
The Shadow Rider reviews
Ever so patiently, he waits to strike. When the time comes, he will strike when no one expects it. But in the mean time...he waits.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
The Mare of the Mountain reviews
An ode to the Mare of the Mountian.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
I am the Shifter reviews
I am the Shifter. This is me.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete