QueenOfTheDunedain
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Joined 02-18-13, id: 4553176, Profile Updated: 09-10-19

Name: QueenOfTheDunedain

Age: 24

First Language: English

House: Slytherin

Patronus: Fox

Animagus: Wolf

List Your 12 Favourite HP Characters in random order:

1. Regulus Black

2. Remus Lupin

3. Sirius Black

4. James Potter

5. Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black

6. Voldemort

7. Harry Potter

8. Lily Potter nee Evans

9. Nymphadora Tonks (Tonks)

10. Severus Snape

11. Andromeda Tonks nee Black

12. Narcissa Malfoy nee Black

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Voldemort/Andromeda)

Not of yet, no.

02.) Do you think Four is Hot? (James)

Not really. Not as much as Sirius and Regulus.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Narcissa/Lily )

Ummmmmmmm. How would that work??

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? (Remus)

Yes I recall some, can’t recommend any at the moment.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Remus/ Voldemort)

Maybe.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Bellatrix/Tonks, Bellatrix/Severus)

Bellatrix/Severus

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Harry, Remus/Narcissa)

Ask to join in.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. (Sirius/Severus)

What if the fights between the Marauders and Snape were hiding something else. Something they didn’t realize they were hiding?

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? (Regulus/ Lily)

Could be. I may have read one once.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Harry/ Narcissa)

Can’t think of one

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (James/Regulus)

It was all Sirius’s fault.

12.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Severus)

Lilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

13.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Lily)

Hey, soul sister.

14.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Regulus/Voldemort/Narcissa)

Some Blackcest.

15.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Severus/Remus)

‘Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?’ or ‘Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.’

16.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Bellatrix)

The other day

17.) What is Six's super-secret kink? (Voldemort)

No answer.

18.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Andromeda/Nymphadora)

No. Andromeda is Tonks’s Mother!!!!

19.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? (Sirius/Harry)

Sirius most likely

20.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Regulus and Tonks are in a happy relationship until Tonks suddenly runs off with James. Regulus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Andromeda and a brief unhappy affair with Narcissa, then follows the wise advice of Bellatrix and finds true love with Sirius. Oh Blackcest fun.

What title would you give this fic?

Blackcest at its peak

21.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Harry/Lily)

Grossed out

22.) Have you read a five/ten fic before? (Bellatrix/Severus)

Yes.

23.) Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Sirius)

Sirius Black is not hot. He is sexy

24.) Would seven and two make a good couple? (Harry/Remus)

Maybe

25.) Four/eight or four/nine? (James/Lily or James/Tonks)

James/Lily. I’ll go canon seeing as Tonks would only be young when james died.

26.) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? (Harry, Sirius/Lily)

Ummm. Raise a lot of questions that would.

27.) Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? James/Severus

I think I read one. Not sure

28.) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Regulus/Bella)

No idea

29.) If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? (Severus)

Apologize. Fits him so well

30.) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? (Remus/Sirius/Voldemort)

No idea

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE!
You know you're in Sirius Denial too love. 'No' you say? Well, that's why it's called Denial. Copy and Paste if you're not in Denial about being in Sirius Denial!


………. Put this on your
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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before!:D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually like "

4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black or had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!

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Copy and paste it on your profile if you could read it.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when it becomes weird. If you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Edward is a L.O.S.E.R (Little Overprotective Stupid Egocentric Retard.) PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile. We must unite!

If you think Bella should have drowned when she went cliff diving, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's not like I want her dead, but technically, jumping from that weight should kill you...)

If you like James, Laurent, and Victoria because 'at least they tried!' copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin, Sanna Black Slytherin, QueenOfTheDunedain,

If the first thought you get then you hear about Twilight is, "Where is Buffy when you need her?", copy and paste it on your profile!

Someday I'd like to meet Robert Pattinson in front of a bunch of screaming Twilight fans and shout, "OMG! It's Cedric Diggory!". Copy and paste it in your profile if you agree.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later completely forgot it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you snort when you laugh, then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you love Narnia, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love LOTR, copy and paste this to your profile!

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. If you agree, copy and paste it on your profile.

If you think you believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the movie Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince could have been better like the book, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A good book is a good friend. Copy and paste this if you truly believe that.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, jjjc, TheseAngelWings, Sanna Black Slytherin, QueenOfTheDunedain,

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Scrat should have least gotten to touch the big acorn in Ice Age 2, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Bakura's Reflection, FlyingDutchRattlesnake, Yami's darkmagician girl, Reshea Elle Lawliet, OperationSputnik, Criminally Insane Hermit, CSIvHP11, csibutterfly530,evenstar of rivendell(CollossusSolaris),Narnia Queen,jjjc, TheseAngelWings, Sanna Black Slytherin, QueenOfTheDunedain,

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen,jjjc, TheseAngelWings, Sanna Black Slytherin, QueenOfTheDunedain,

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallapatorius, zotlot, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen,jjjc, TheseAngelWings, Sanna Black Slytherin, QueenOfTheDunedain,

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.

If you cried reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile.

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

A wand (/) is mightier than a bite (v v)!
Post this on your profile if you think Harry Potter is superior to Twilight.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me," HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

If your parents have to lock up your books because you read too much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestions: Defrost.
Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a toboggan: Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.
On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp.
On a box of aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
On a muffin packet: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
On a mattress: Do not attempt to swallow.

OK, now over to some quotes I, for some reason I have yet to fathom, find hilarious:

Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies!

A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

I'm not cynical. Just experienced.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

God... give me patience, cause if you give me strength I'll strangle 'em all.

I live in my own little world. But it's OK, they know me there.

I need six months holiday… twice a year.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my... other handle? Shit. Now I'm a sugar bowl.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them.

Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

Don't *ever* attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. And so far, the universe is winning.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

Stefan headed towards me, "Damon, I think you should leave," He said, in a serious tone of voice. How I love my little brother…
"And I think you should go die. But none of us are getting what we want," I snapped back.

"Dear Jacob Black,
You ride a motorbike and you turn into a large dog. How original.
Sincerely, Sirius Black."

"Dear Edward Cullen,
You are pale white, ice cold, don't eat anything, and can't go out in the sun...
Sincerely, you're a snowman."

In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

…with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

…because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw

Fred or George? Fred

Ginny or Luna? Luna

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade

Books or Movies? Movies

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows

Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of Sercets

Snape or Slughorn? Snape

Lupin or Sirius? Sirius

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Ginny all the way!

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati Patil.

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus Finnigan

Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby

Muggleborn or Pureblood? Pureblood

Daniel Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Daniel Radcliffe

Favorites

Weasley?

Bill

Character, Overall?

Regulus Black

Female character

Rowena Ravenclaw

Male Character?

Sirius Black

Group Of Characters?

Marauders.

Adult?

Lily Potter nee Evans

Professor?

Remus Lupin

Ship?

Wolfstar

Spell?

Expecto Patronum

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs

Place?

Hogwarts.

Weasley Twin?

Both.

Potion?

Veritaserum.

Shop?

Honeydukes

For Star Wars Geeks

When you’re feeling lonely, think of Leia, who has no one left

When you hate your parents, think of Han, who never had any

When you’re feeling destructive, think of Anakin, who destroyed it all

When you’re feeling dumb, think of Jar Jar, who is an idiot

When you’re feeling old, think of Yoda, who is nine hundred

When you’re feeling short, think of Wicket, who is one meter

When you think your brother is annoying, think of Threepio, and be glad you’re not traveling to Bespin with him on a broken hyperdrive

When you think you’re not a good friend, think of Lando, who risked it all to say ‘I’m Sorry’

When you feel fat, think of Jabba, who can fit three people and a dwarf inside

When you miss your family, think of Chewie, who never sees his

When you’re feeling useless, think of Artoo, who is brought down every day and manages to kick butt

When you feel like you’ve lost a good friend, think of Obi-Wan, who lost his brother

When you’re feeling depressed, think of Padmé, who lost the galaxy

When you think you can’t go on anymore, think of Biggs, who never got to hear Luke’s adventures

When you feel tempted by the Dark Side, think of Darth Vader, who was once the Chosen One

When you feel ugly, think of Palpatine, who is the definition of ugly

When you are mad that your brother or sister does everything you do, think of Boba Fett, who has a couple thousand identical brothers

When you’re feeling betrayed, think of Dooku, whose boss cut his head off

When you feel like you’ve had no childhood, think of Maul, who was trained from birth by Palpatine

When you feel like you’re working too hard, think of Mon Montha, who is the leader of the NewRepublic

When you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the gut, think of Qui-Gon, who was actually stabbed in the gut

When you’re feeling like no one will listen to you, think of George Lucas, who started it all with just a boy, a girl, and a galaxy.

You know You're a Star Wars fan if...

If you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

If when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

If you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

If you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

If you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

If you understand any of this.

If you are madly in love with a fictional character.

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkies".

If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek.

If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (Ahsoka doesn't count).

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there.

If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver"

Whenever you hear the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop,

If you don't think that Anakin/Vader is a villain, but is a tragic hero that was screwed over by fate instead

If you hate Dormekin because you know that Anakin only loves Padme

If you hate Obidala because you know that Padme only loves Anakin

If you think that Anisoka is just plain wrong.

.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 10

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 2

.:EARTH:
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 2

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. (LOKI!!!!!)
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 9

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 3

I am mostly Fire with air and darkness mixed in.

A list of 11 characters...and then the questions.

1. Loki

2. Clint

3. Natasha

4. Steve

5. Thor

6. Phil

7. Maria

8. Tony

9. Pepper

10. Bruce

11. Fury

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Steve pokes Bruce?? Run Steve Run!!!!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together?

Loki and Thor go back to school…… this should be interesting.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Tony gives Thor a haircut…. SHIT. DO NOT touch Thor’s hair.

1 and 2 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Loki and Clint blushing?? I don’t want to know.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Loki accidentally kicks Bruce. Everyone leg it.

1 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 2 got it. What would happen?

I thought Clint was Loki’s BF… hehe

If 7 and 8 were hanging off a cliff, who would 5 save?

Tony or Maria. Thor chooses Maria Tony has the suit.

Everyone wants a bed time story.

Tell a embarrassing story about Thor and Loki.

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Would you want to?

Phil and Fury…. UMMMM...could be interesting

Do you have a crush on 4?

Steve??? I don’t have a crush on Steve but no one can hate Steve.

Can you recall any fics about 9?

Not at the moment

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Phil and Clint…. NO!

Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Loki and Tony. Yes I have read one once.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

never

How do you feel about 7 and 8 being in a fight?

Maria and Tony fight all the time.

What would your reaction be if you found out that 5 was related to you?

I’m a Norse Goddess and no one told me???

would you do if you overheard 2 dissing you?

Hit Clint over the head with his own bow.

After a crappy day out, you find 10 in your room, rummaging through your stuff. What is your reaction?

Why is Bruce in my room???

How would you react if 1 had a complete character reversal?

No! Loki, I liked you evil! *sobs*

7, 9, and 4 have started a band and are in your room at 3 AM, singing the most annoying song possible. What do you do?

Maria, Pepper and Steve? Go find somewhere else to sleep.

6 just stole your hairbrush. What do you do?

Phil stole my hairbrush. GIVE IT BACK!!

2 and 11 are now your teachers. Your thoughts?

Clint and Fury.. Best behaviour.

You need to stay at a friends house: 1 or 6?

Loki or Phil?? LOKI

3 falls in love with 4, and 8 is jealous: What happens?

Natasha falls in love with Steve, and Tony is jealous. In the end Steve and Tony get together.

4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who saves you, 6, 7, or 10?

Steve jumps me in a dark alley. Who saves me Maria, Phil or Bruce? Maria.

1 decides to start a cooking show. After fifteen minutes, what happens?

Loki decides to start a cooking show. After fifteen minutes he manages to burn the place down.

3 has to marry and the choices are 4, 8, or 9. Which do they choose?

Natasha has to marry and the choices are Steve, Tony or Pepper. Who does she choose? Steve, Tony and Pepper are already taken.

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?

Everyone gangs up on Natasha. Does Natasha stand a chance? Yes, everyone regrets ganging up on her.

5 and 1 show up at your house drunk. What happens?

Thor and Loki show up at my house drunk. I didn’t realise gods could get drunk.

6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 save himself, or try and get both of them out alive?

Phil and Loki are in mortal danger. Does Phil save himself, or try and get both of them out alive? Phil saves himself, Loki doesn’t need help he has clones and is immortal (kinda).

5 is in a car crash, and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

Thor is in a car crash, and is critically injured. What does Pepper do? Screw what Pepper does, I want to know what Thor was doing driving a car in the first place.

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Riku!

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Xion

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xigbar

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi… because she’s so annoying

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Destiny Islands

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Soul Eater and Way to the Dawn (Both of Riku’s keyblades)

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kingdom Key

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Don’t have one

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

none

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Soriku!! Light and darkness can’t live without the each other.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sora and Kairi

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

nope

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

nope

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

no

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Yes

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Kinda

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Yes

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Yes. I already said that

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Don’t have one

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Haven’t played it yet. But I have watched other people play it so I would say no.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Riku!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Riku… Because we both have dark sides.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

None I can think of.. I did once stay up until 3 in the morning on a school day playing the first game. My nanna was not impressed.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. but I would like to cosplay as Riku and Zexion.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When the Riku and Sora meet in Traverse Town.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Oogie Boogie, that’s the closest I got to finishing it before Nanna sold it.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Riku’s long hair and his new clothes.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku!!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit!!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Riku, Axel, Zexion, Demyx, Leon, Cloud, Ventus, Vanitus, Terra, Joshua, Roxas and Sora.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

none

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas and Ventus, Sora and Vanitas, Namine and Kairi (for Obvious reasons), Xion and Kairi (again for obvious reasons) and that’s all I can think for right now.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

KH3

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Both.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

What doesn’t???

I. Xemnas

() You are the leader most of the time.

() You like black.

() You wished/wish you were someone else.

(X) You don't listen to others

() You like doing research

TOTAL: 1

II. Xigbar:

() You have bad eyesight.

(X) You like throwing things at others when angry.

(X) You wish you were able to teleport.

() You wear your hair in a ponytail.

() You have/wish you had a gun

TOTAl: 2

III. Xaldin

() You like windy days.

() You have tried to steal something precious from someone.

(X) You like dragons.

() You have/like dreadlocks.

(X) You've tried to anger someone on purpose. (didn’t work)

TOTAL: 2

IV. Vexen

() You are disrespected by the young ones.

() Someone has already considered you a traitor.

(X) You are the oldest of your group.

() You like experiments.

() You like cold days.

TOTAL: 1

V. Lexeaus

() You are not very talkative.

() You like brain games.

() People are afraid of you because of your appearance.

() You are very obedient

() You are very strong, physically speaking.

TOTAL: 0

VI. Zexion

(X) You love reading.

(X) You are not very sociable.

(X) You are one of the shortest of your group.

() You have a very sensible nose.

() You like to allude others.

TOTAL: 3

VII. Saïx

(X) You have double-personality issues

() You are more active during night rather than day.

(X) You like werewolves.

() Your superior trusts you.

() You have a scar on your face.

TOTAL: 2

VIII. Axel

(X) You are somewhat a pyromaniac.

(X) You care deeply for your best friends.

() You are two-faced when you need to.

(X) You don't like when people don't remember your name.

(X) You have a very fiery personality.

TOTAL:4

IX. Demyx

(X) You like music.

() You know how to play a guitar.

(X) You like rainy days.

(X) You like swimming. (I can’t swim)

(X) You are usually a very happy person.

TOTAL: 4

X. Luxord

(X) You like playing cards.

() You like to gamble.

() You like using big words

(X) You have stolen money from others.

() You have/wished you could curse someone.

TOTAL: 4

XI. Marluxia

() You like pink.

() You like flowers.

() You are plotting to overthrow your superior.

() You were betrayed by someone.

() You are a bit of a flamboyant person.

TOTAL: 0

XII. Larxene

( ) You're the only female on your group.

(X) You like storms.

() You're pretty agile.

() You like to mock others.

(X) You think ninjas are cool.

TOTAL: 2

XIII. Roxas

(X) You love ice cream.

() You are the youngest of your group.

() You think people are hiding something from you.

() You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.

(X) You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.

TOTAL: 2

Axel and Demyx……… Fire and Water!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS:

1: Riku

2: Axel

3: Demyx

4: Zexion

5: Sora

6: Ventus

7: Vanitas

8: Terra

9: Aqua

10: Xemnas

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Tell him Sora’s in the next room.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Demyx, I don’t need your help I already have water.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Zexion and Aqua. Run Zexion, Terra is going to kill you.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I don’t trust anything Sora cooks.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Ventus is always sleeping.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I AM NOT related to Vanitas!!!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Terra went looking for Vanitas and got his ass kicked.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Aqua’s to nice to make fun of anyone.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I ignore Mansex too, don’t worry about it.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

I don’t know what Riku would do.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Axel would laugh at me.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A Sitar

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Zexion would help then go find Axel, he probably set the fire.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Sora would most likely tell me not to do it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Marry Mansex?????? Riku would help Sora kill him for me.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Vanitas doesn’t cheer people up.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Terra is competing against me.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Ummmm. No idea, I’m not Mansex

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Riku??? Who doesn’t dream about him???

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Axel loves Terra?? That’s new.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

Demyx has parents???

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Sora and Ventus?? Maybe.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Find out the truth. Ventus is too cute to be a player.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I don’t want to know.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

I thought Terra and Aqua were together?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Aqua?? I think I got the wrong email.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Mansex and Riku???????...UMMMMM….

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

ZEMYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Riku and Ventus??? NO!!!

Would 2 trust 5?

Axel trust Sora?? It’s more about would Sora trust Axel???

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Zexion pokes Mansex…………. Bye-bye Zexion.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Sora and Riku already go to school don’t they??

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Ventus and Demyx??? Don’t trust them anywhere near the kitchen!!!!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Vanitas and Aqua?? Hairdresser??

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Terra gives Sora a haircut?? Is that what happened to Ven and Vanitas????

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Aqua and Ven….. it looks like Axel/Lea…… Why? Maybe?

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Mansex and Aqua…. Don’t want to know to be honest.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Riku kicks Mansex??? HAHAHAHA!!!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Axel sent a message but Aqua gets it. Look out Axel, Terra’s now looking for you.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Sora and Ven work out???

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Ven didn’t get invited…. He was asleep at the time. Next year maybe

7 won the lottery?

Vanitas probably nicked the lottery ticket off someone else like Ven.

8 had quite a big secret?

Terra has lots of secrets.

9 became a singer?

Aqua’s already started her own band.

10 got a daughter?

Mansex has a daughter with Saix…. cool

What would 1 think of 2?

Riku and Axel??? They don’t like each ther much.

How would 3 greet 4?

Demyx greet Zexion??? You don’t want to know.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Zexion envy’s Sora?? The fact Sora’s a Keyblade wielder.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Sora has dreams Ven all the time.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Ven and Vanitas are the same people but their light and darkness.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Van gets angry at everyone. Does him getting angry at Terra matter

Where would 8 meet 9?

Terra and Aqua?? They meet in the World That Never Was.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Aqua never dares to tell Mansex that Saix is cheating on him.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Mansex is scared of Riku??? That’s a first.

Is 3 Gay?

Is Demyx gay?? Yes for Zexion.

How do you feel right now?

Great.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

somewhere, not to far away, the mysterious Peter Quinnell was

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

A candle

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Big Bang Theory

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8.55pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My sister’s phone

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Half an hour ago, I was putting my rabbit away.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?

Iron man top and shorts.

10. Did you dream last night?

I don’t know

11. When did you last laugh?

yesterday

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Hunger games poster, tiger poster, photos, book thief poster and Loki poster.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My mum’s face

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It’s cool

15. What is the last film you saw?

The mummy

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

My school, so I can blow it up…… hehehe

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have a habit of killing my pet fish.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

The people running it.

19. Do you like to dance?

Sometimes when no one else is home

20. Obama:

The president?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Yuki

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Kaname, Ruki, Axel or Loki.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

yes

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Can I go home now??

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Lily of the Valley by Flowangelic reviews
Elisabeth 'Lillian' Borchardt has her ways when it comes to finding artefacts for the highest bidder. Though she might be able to slip through the fingers of the Egyptian officials, these Medjai are not as easily fooled. Especially when they ask for her help in locating a certain American.
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Resistance by Carrot Top reviews
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Reclamation by AzureSkye23 reviews
Forgiven and given a second chance Mairon may be, but now he faces the challenge of recreating a life for himself in the Blessed Realm. But there are some who think that Morgoth's former lieutenant should be in the Void along with his master, and are willing to make that reality by whatever means they have to use. Sequel to Redemption.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,786 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/27/2022 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Eönwë, Námo, Olórin, Sauron
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Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/18/2022 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Gil-Galad - Complete
The Mummy by Sanura Bey reviews
Rick's younger sister has been in Egypt for a long time and made her home there.When Rick was arrested he sent his sister a note for help, so she came running from her home to help him. But where has she been? How does she know the black riders who invade the camp the first night? Why is she nervous around Imhotep before he's awaken?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,356 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/23/2022 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Ardeth B., OC]
Death's Herald by jpenn93 reviews
Uniting the Hallows had been a mistake. She's been claimed by the Lord of the Dead, called Námo in this new world because of it. Thrown into a new world after being remade into one of its angelic spirit-beings, Harry Potter's grandaughter finds herself caught up in the fight against Sauron. There she finds war, death, and after an Age, love. Format issue updated @1400 8/17/2021.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,977 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/22/2021 - Published: 8/16/2021 - OC, Elrond, Glorfindel
One Wizard to Bind Them by i've gone slightly mad reviews
Five wizards were sent to Middle Earth to aid in the fight against Sauron. Two abandoned this duty, and so a replacement is needed. Enter Harry Potter, Master of Death. Eventual Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/14/2021 - Published: 2/1/2021
Basilisk-born by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,630 - Reviews: 7885 - Favs: 14,051 - Follows: 12,285 - Updated: 3/26/2021 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
DS al Fine by chisscientist reviews
After the War of Wrath and the drowning of Beleriand, Eru decides he's had enough. He retrieves a newly-dead Maedhros from the void, gives him a stern lecture, and sends his fea back in time to fix his mistakes - and to save them all, if he can. AU
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,311 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/28/2020 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Fëanor, Fingon, Finrod F., Maedhros
The Trouble With Falling by awalkerlifeforme reviews
Ren was eighteen when she met Ardeth Bay. They became fast friends and later, something more. She was positive he was the one until one day he wasn't. When Ren unexpectedly crosses paths with Ardeth, her feelings return full-force. With a newfound danger in her life and her first love fighting to earn her heart again, Ren realizes that an undead mummy is the least of her worries.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 49,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/23/2020 - Published: 12/15/2019 - [Ardeth B., OC] [OíConnell, R., Evelyn C.]
The Harbinger's Song by Leila Secret-Smith reviews
Harry prayed for a family that would love him exactly once in his childhood; he thought his prayer went unanswered. After the death of the Dark Lord and several weeks of cryptic dreams, he discovers the truth and is presented with a choice over fourteen years in the making. His soul will heal in time; his destiny is his to write. Elfling!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,356 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 4,829 - Updated: 2/6/2020 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Harry P.
The Wind Lord by Swallow-Tailed Kite reviews
His world has gone to ashes long ago, but he is the Master of the Hallows with an eternity more to go. He has flown over Middle-earth since it came to be, with a form some called Gwahir. Now the Third Age is drawing to a close and the Fourth dangles between an Age of Men and that of Orcs. Personally, Harry preferred Men over Orcs, so of course he had to do something.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,528 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 7/12/2016
Bloody Petals by Ren-sama23 reviews
The rift between the Vampire Council and the Hunters' Association is getting larger; and Zero, a professional hunter, was sent to a school in the north as a spy to monitor vampire activities. How will things turn out if the so-called hunter spy suddenly found himself turned into a vampire? Yaoi. KaZe.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Rise of the Dragons by manapohaku2 reviews
5th year, creature fic, Harry is a dragon. hp/lv/ss, slash, mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,708 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Severus S.]
Not a Potter by manapohaku2 reviews
Its Harrys 6th year at Hogwarts he find's a Genealogy potion in the Half-Blood Princes potion book. Tired of not knowing anything about his family he brews the potion not knowing that he would uncover a string of lies so thick it made politicians salivate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/22/2019 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort, Theodore N., OC
Incendio by savya398 reviews
Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,002 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 6,695 - Follows: 6,154 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Harry P., Smaug - Complete
Seeking That Which Is Lost by The Sarcastic Raccoon reviews
As far as Pyrrah Ananka was concerned, Egypt was a place left firmly in her past. The Carnahan-O'Connell family seem to have other plans, however— ones involving catastrophes of apocalyptic proportions. So what's trickier? Halting the world's end, being unexpectedly reunited with a familiar Medjai... or introducing him to your five-year-old son? (Set during TMR) Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,150 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/16/2018 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Ardeth B.
Brothers by manapohaku2 reviews
Xander Riddle disappeared a month before Snape told Voldemort the Prophecy. Now he is back and pissed as hell. He will see the world burn for its betrayal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Double The Baggins, Twice The Took by fogisbeautiful reviews
The Baggins twins, Briallen and Bilbo, have spent their whole lives taking care of each other. So when the world outside makes an (uninvited) appearance only one thing is certain. Not for wizard or king or mountain or DRAGON will the two of them part. Not if they have one word to say about it. And besides, Gandalf points out: It never hurts to have a spare burglar on hand.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [OC, Thorin] Bilbo B. - Complete
The Return of the Wolf by Captainfrederickwentworth reviews
Rose Tyler would give anything to get back to the Doctor. So when she is given the option to not only be with the Doctor again, but to stop their separation from ever happening, it is an offer she cannot refuse. Unfortunately, if she cannot change her fate at the battle of Canary Warf, then it may be more than just her love that she loses. (S1,S2,S3,S4) rewrite.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 220,957 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Black Magic by Lunatic Howling in the Night reviews
Harry expected death to be uneventful and Dark Lord free. True to form, none of his expectations were met, including the one involving him being dead. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,847 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Harry P.
The Doctor's Daughter (Book 1 in the Doctor's Daughter series) by Tempest Wolfe reviews
[A rewrite of season 2, starting after 2x01] Rose and the Doctor leave for New Earth, only to find they have a stowaway. A four year old named Wolfe stumbles into their lives, and becomes a companion. Unbeknownst to them, she's their daughter from a different dimension, where she grew up an orphan, at Torchwood. She'll do whatever it takes to keep her parents alive - and together.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 150,595 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 9/4/2016 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] OC - Complete
His Reincarnated Princess by DawnsLight827 reviews
It's been three years since Evelyn Carnahan was almost sacrificed by Imhotep in Hamunaptra. Though having planned to never go back, unforeseen events force her to return to Hamunaptra where she not only once again encounters Imhotep, but also learns two shocking truths. One: that she is a reincarnated princess and Two: that Imhotep seeks to claim her as his.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,626 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Evelyn C., Imhotep, Nefertiri
Equilibrium by lemoncelloismyname reviews
'Under the shelter of each other, people survive.' Or, in which Elrond is sick, Elros is not, Maedhros is determined to keep it that way, and Maglor worries for them all. Family fluff, with a couple of pinches of angst thrown in.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2017 - Elrond, Elros, Maedhros, Maglor
Symmetrical, Like a Reflection by lemoncelloismyname reviews
'"Are you lost?" says a small voice, timidly, and Maglor's head snaps around. Behind him stand two tiny, brown haired elflings, freakishly identical in every way possible. One - the one who just spoke, he thinks - is standing almost protectively in front of the other, who is eyeing him with a weary uncertainty.' Set in the Third Age, when Maglor receives some unexpected company.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Maglor - Complete
Rebellion by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
During the Age of the Trees, Mairon-Sauron, a loyal and responsible Maiar, begins to crave independence. (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Aulë, Sauron - Complete
Bitter Dregs by chisscientist reviews
Diplomacy is generally a poor source for exciting stories… except when it goes horribly wrong, leaving Gil-galad and the ambassadors of Gondor and Arnor at death's door, and an assassin on the loose. If any of them dies, can the alliance between the Elves and the Numenorean Exiles survive?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Galadriel, Elrond, E. Gil-Galad - Complete
Romantic Idealism by Meowmers reviews
She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,301 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Green Eggs and Silmarils by ZdenkaWaldner reviews
A silly retelling of the Silmarillion in the style of Dr. Seuss.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Fëanor, Morgoth, Valar, Eärendil - Complete
Sea Salt & Sugar by SoftServedSeaSalt reviews
Sora has had a crush on Destiny Waves High School's Star Blitzball player, Riku, almost all his life. When he gets a chance to join the Blitzball team, will he take it? Humor, Drama, & light Romance. SoRiku, Akuroku, & others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 99,763 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sora, Riku
A Long and Weary Way by Canafinwe reviews
After fifteen years of fruitlessly searching for the creature called Gollum, Gandalf forsook the hunt. Though Aragorn persevered for a time, tracking his quarry on the marches of Mordor, he too despaired at last and began his homeward journey...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 82 - Words: 445,257 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Gollum, Celeborn - Complete
10 Days of The Lion by JustAnotherStupidPhanGirl reviews
Daniel Howell is new at Uni. He's gay, awkward, and slightly...off. (It doesn't help that his parents dumped him at an all boys uni) He may not be the smartest person in the room, nor the most good looking, but he has talent. What happens when he starts watching a YouTuber named AmazingPhil, who changes his life...possibly forever? Reviews are welcome, as always. (Phan) (Mpreg)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2015 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] [Crabstickz, Kickthepj]
The Witch-King got run over by Eowyn by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Lotr parody of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Eowyn, Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
This Game We Play by theeventualwinner reviews
From the Siege of Angband to the last moments of the War of Wrath, Mairon and Melkor must find ways to occupy their time. But how far does Mairon dare push his master, and will he like what he finds? M for slash; non-con/rape, violence, torture, general debauchery. Not for the faint of heart. SEPTEMBER 2014 REMIX AND RE-EDIT NOW PUBLISHED HERE
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,530 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Decisions by AzureSkye23 reviews
Rather than surrendering after the War of Wrath, Sauron is captured. Now Manwe and the rest of the Valar have to figure out what they are going to do with the Maia. Now edited properly!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Manwë, Sauron - Complete
The secret revealed by Yoyi-Yi reviews
Thor asks Loky why does he like to throw Tony out of windows. Loki's answer has an unexpected result... or "Oh, my gosh! Thor you too no!" (Sequel, Drabble, crack!fic,)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Four times Loki threw Tony out of a window and one he didn't by Yoyi-Yi reviews
As the title says, Loki likes to throw things out of windows... and if those things are Tony Stark, all the better.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Stronger than humans by Yoyi-Yi reviews
This is a response to Norse Kink. Summary: Loki's not as strong as your average Asgardian and definitely not as Thor. But he's still stronger than humans and most superheroes. (Let's rate this T for bad language. Tags: Crack!fic, humor, Loki is strong, Tony does not like to be thrown out of windows, Loki likes to throw things out of windows, ONE-SHOT).
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
My Marble Hornets Story by Vixin2 reviews
When Jay asked Rebecca to look at some of her older brother's tapes with him, she just thought it would be harmless and would answer questions on why Alex lost contact with the both of them. Looking back, she wonders if she made choice. I don't own anything but my oc Rebecca. Reviews are welcolmed.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 51 - Words: 114,062 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - MarbleHornets
Doren En Ind by Anarane Narmolanya reviews
Ecthelion and Erestor are twins. Glorfindel wants Thel, but the feeling isn't mutual. Erestor wants Fin. Fin talks his father into an arranged marriage with Thel. Thel, aware of Erestor's feelings, convinces him to trade places at the bonding. SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 54,419 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Seeking by archeress of silverbow reviews
A swan ship sails eastwards, and it's captain has a mission to find and bring home those who have been left behind. Sequel to "There's still a life in Arda."... Please read that first. (Mix up over Chapter Two, that is now REPOSTED correctly)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,772 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - E. Gil-Galad, Elrond
Burgundy Ink by TolkienScribe reviews
Maedhros returns to his chambers to find an unexpected visitor. Family. Not romance. One-Shot. Complete. Please read and review. Part of the Green Leaves Universe. Rechecked and Updated.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Elrond, Elros, Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
A Father's Anguish by SiriusBlackFan2 reviews
Elrond and Estel leave for a picnic, not knowing danger is near. Estel is kidnapped and Elrond will risk everything to rescue him. Will he be in time or suffer a parent's greatest anguish, the loss of a child?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 174,815 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Aragorn, Elrond
Trust, Love, and Everything Inbetween by Fearless Cookies reviews
Harry never thought the day would come. That he would have to face his worst enemy once again. No not Voldemort. It isn't Pettigrew or Malfoy either. No, this one is from his childhood. Now, he's in a fight for his life. R&R Won't have a sequel, Also, because of a review, this is a CREATURE!Harry CREATURE!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S., OC - Complete
The Sons of Earendil by LuxaLucifer reviews
It is the Second Age, and with the exception of the Faithful, the Numenorians have become corrupt and wicked. Their Queen has fallen ill, and they go to the only healer that can save her- Elrond Half-elven, brother of their first King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Elrond - Complete
Fated by AzureSkye23 reviews
When Glamdring and Orcrist are brought to Rivendell, Glorfindel–who once dwelled in Gondolin–recognizes them, and reflects on the similarities between the fates of Dale and Erebor and the long fallen Gondolin. Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Elrond, Gandalf, Thorin - Complete
Chained by AzureSkye23 reviews
Maedhros is a prisoner in Angband, and Morgoth is about to make a rather infamous decision about his fate. When he does so, Maedhros meets another who is just as much a prisoner as he–abet in a very different way. Birthday fic for CrackinAndProudOfIt. Happy Birthday Crackers!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Maedhros, Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
An Elk? by Lamiel reviews
The Elvenking has a reason for everything he does. Really. COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
Failure by AzureSkye23 reviews
At the end of the Third Age, Melkor gets some company in the Void. Not my usual take on these two, and not connected to anything else I've written. Now continued with the Dagor Dagorath.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
He Chanted a Song by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
An epic battle of power and music takes place between Darkness and Light, a contest between the Lord of Black Sorcery and an elven king of the West. This is the contest of songs of power between Sauron Gorthaur and Finrod Felagund.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Finrod F., Sauron - Complete
Estel's Guardian by archeress of silverbow reviews
We only ever see nine members of the Fellowship, but that doesn't mean there wasn't a tenth. A small snippet, showing beginning and end of the one known only as Estel's Guardian. Written for Henneth Annun's "HASA at 10" challenge
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Aragorn - Complete
There's still a life in Arda by archeress of silverbow reviews
What would things be like if Elrond didn't leave Middle Earth with Galadriel and the others?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 73,070 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Elrond - Complete
Coward by Russingon5eva reviews
Mairon angst...huh. That's new.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sauron - Complete
The Necromancer by AzureSkye23 reviews
Sauron's musing on his plans, his past, and his status as the Necromancer. Set before the assault on Dol Guldur.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - The Necromancer/Sauron - Complete
Wisdom by AzureSkye23 reviews
Olórin muses on the greatest of the Noldor, and worries.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Olórin, Fëanor - Complete
Grey by AzureSkye23 reviews
In which Sauron muses over the color choices of the Five Wizards set to oppose him, and can't figure out Olórin's choice of grey.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sauron, Gandalf - Complete
Salvation by AzureSkye23 reviews
Days before the War of Wrath ends, Sauron and Morgoth have a conversation where Sauron throws self-preservation to the wind and tells Morgoth exactly what he thinks of him, and Morgoth manipulates the Maia one last time.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Fireworks by AzureSkye23 reviews
In the Shire, Gandalf is known for his fireworks. But for him, fireworks are memories of an earlier time, when both he and his brother had been young and innocent.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Keys of Baraddûr by AzureSkye23 reviews
Gandalf reflects on Saruman's mocking refusal to leave Orthanc. Drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Gandalf, Saruman - Complete
Test of Loyalty by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
In the Age of the Trees, Mairon-Sauron burned his bridges when he left home to become the newest member of Melkor's household. He has no idea what he's gotten himself into. (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Gathering Clouds by Trollmela reviews
Sauron had at last revealed his true purpose to the elves and Maedhros and Maglor go to Eregion to speak with Celebrimbor. Sadly, old family strives were not so easily overcome. The only bright star came most unexpectedly in the form of Elrond. Part of the "Lingering" series.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Maedhros, Celebrimbor - Complete
Redemption by AzureSkye23 reviews
After their return to life, Beren and Lúthien travel north, seeking the origins of a disturbing rumor. When the truth turns out to be beyond their wildest imagination, can they find pity in their hearts for a former tormentor?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Beren, Sauron - Complete
Fire and Song by RED Scout reviews
In the forges of the Hells of Iron, Sauron sings.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sauron, Morgoth - Complete
Alea Iacta Est by EllaEleniel reviews
When a bout of erratic magic delivers Harry into his professor's hands, the pair make a shocking discovery that forces Harry to face his toughest battle yet. Now, with Snape by his side Harry must fight to survive against a foe more deadly than Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 183,340 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Letters to Tyelkormo by Duilin reviews
So...it happened like this. Now I'm trapped in the washroom, with a messenger dove - very funny, Kano - ink, pen, and parchment. Why not send me a letter? T for Tyelkormo in general.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,581 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Celegorm
Innocence by AzureSkye23 reviews
Lúthien took possession of Tol Sirion, forcing the surrender of the Maia occupying it. That act had repercussions she did not know of, shaping the flow of history for Ages to come. Edited: 17th November, 2012.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sauron - Complete
Bringing Trouble to Barad dur by chisscientist reviews
In the Halls of Mandos, Celebrimbor and Gil-galad receive a unique assignment: go as ghosts to Barad-dur and distract Sauron from his war against the free peoples of Middle-earth. MEFA 2010 Humor Incomplete 3rd place winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,531 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sauron, Nazgul, E. Gil-Galad - Complete
Moments of Passing by Elfique reviews
A double drabble - one for each of the fated Balrog slayers of Gondolin. ALEC 'Fighting to be Free/Freedom' 2nd place.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ecthelion, Glorfindel - Complete
Musings in the Dark by Ajac reviews
A bit about Melkor and Sauron, and just how 'there' Melkor is. How much he knows, how much he remembers about the time before his Fall, and how much that makes him who he is.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Journeys by Aria7 reviews
One of our favourite minstrels goes wandering in the south during the Third Age, and finds something strangely familiar. A story of unlooked for hope. Chapter five now posted.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,431 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/8/2003
Surrender to the Darkness by MarieAmethyst reviews
***Slash Alert!*** Aragorn is betrayed by a one he thought a friend,and forced into enslavement by Sauron. The Dark Lord has plans for the Ranger, none of them nice...*grin*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/28/2001 - Aragorn, Sauron
The Sweet Taste of Darkness by Elanor3 reviews
Short ficlet with three chapters about Morgoth and Sauron in the First Age. For all fans of the "dark side"... ;- Enjoy & please review!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
A Common Enemy by Enelya reviews
Fingolfin, recently come to Mandos, seeks out his half-brother for explanations of various issues in the house of Finwë. In short: it's all Finarfin's fault.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Wavebreaker by Aria7 reviews
Otherwise known as the day Finarfin decided the sea was not a friendly place, Faniel decided Feanor was very annoying, Fingolfins head and the sea became very well acquainted, Findis laughed a lot and Finwe tried to ignore them all. A normal day in Aman.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Umm, Meet My Ada? by Rose Darkfire reviews
The fellowship has been caught by Saurons forces..why isn't Legolas worried? Why is he back chatting all the orcs? And why did he just call Sauron, ADA?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Legolas, Sauron
Blood of Innocents by Glorfindel's Girl reviews
~Completed~ Time is fast running out for Maedhros' search for Elured and Elurin in the woods of Doriath...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Complete
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002