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Joined 02-19-13, id: 4554319, Profile Updated: 07-08-13
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, and Batman.

Hi! Please read my stories, follow, and review! I will happily accept requests for couples or just a character you love! (No yaoi, sorry.) Please put out a request of a story for me to do! I would be glad to do it, and I am always willing to take ideas. It can be from any story you want. Thanks for looking at my profile! ;) p.s. please review because if I don't get reviews I probably won't continue the story :( Also, please look at trepidation's profile! They are an awesome author (and my sister)! Go, go, go!

You may be a writer If-

-If you talk to yourself. (Alll the time... *Shakes head sadly*)
-If you write down your actions in your stories and on your profile.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie/chocolate/icing (I eat a LOT of sugar...) in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine (popcorn...)
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-Ifyou tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have O.C.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D (or A.D.D., or A.D.H.D.).
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense (I hate it when I do that).
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English

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Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14035 - Favs: 17,185 - Follows: 14,669 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Love Hinata by TallMan0029 reviews
Naruto sees Hinata naked at the waterfall and thanks to an ancient Hyuuga tradition, the two now must become married. Can they find love, or will this forced marriage drive them even further apart? NarutoXHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,420 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sand vs Bubbles? by Princess Kaminari of the Sand reviews
Blight Wilson turns into Ayumi Akahana as she is teleported into the Narutoverse by a ratty spiral notebook. Once there, she must survive, fit in, create peace, and most importantly- "MARRY MY GAARA-KUN!" Yes, Akahana, that's what I was going to say.. Gaara x OC Rated T for somewhat obvious reasons.. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,466 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Gaara, OC
Exquisite Reality by Fher34 reviews
She had died because of him. She was gone. Now, almost three centuries later, he has found her again and he's not about to let her go. Supernatural. SemiDark!Naruto. NaruHina 100%. Chapter. 4: Demons and Old Souls. June 23, 2014.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,799 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
I Have To Marry Who? by Layellee reviews
Sasuke has returned to the village after killing his brother and the only way for him to remain out of prison is to get married to the person the elders choose and to revive the Uchiha clan. So who's the bride? Naruko Uzumaki! (Smart/strong Naruko) FemNaru/Sasuke pairing and rated T for the usual, it might go up to M but I'm not sure so it probably won't. Just putting it out there
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,302 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
After the war by Aingeal98 reviews
15 years have passed since the Fourth Shinobi War. Seven years ago, Sakura fled Konoha. Now her son has come to the village and he has a mission: Become a shinobi and keep his identity a secret. But that will be harder that it sounds with Naruto's daughter on his case. Written before the end of the manga, so 100% not canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 176,734 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Team Seven - Complete
Revenge of the Pink Kitten by Pandasoul97 reviews
Sakura is out for blood. Someone has hurt her. Someone hurt her friends. She knows who it is. It's someone she loved. Someone who loved her. Itachi loves kittens. How ironic that one will kill him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki, Kakashi H.
Then There Were Babies by GothicHeaven reviews
After a jutsu goes wrong, the Akatsuki are turned into babies and end up on Konoha's doorstep. They are soon handed of to the most mismatched pair of ninja in the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Hinata H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki
Aliens by Trepidation
The Shinobi World is now the shinobi universe. Each large planet uses its shinobi to protect the citizens on the smaller planets around it. Konoha protects Earth. But, Earth just made the worst possible decision. Earth blew up a planet it deemed dangerous, killing all inhabitants, except one. The survivor renamed himself Pain, and he will do whatever it takes to get his revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,207 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein
What Time Left Forgotten by Ghost-Rewire reviews
It was such a good plan. Three weeks of planning and it was fool proof, but if it was why was everything going so wrong? It had to be her... it had to be. My first story ever! sorry if I'm not too good at the layout yet. But read on my fellow romantics, then review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,020 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One Night Stand by the freak down the street reviews
Tenten just wanted to let loose. She didn't expect that the one time she decides to kill her liver and have a one night stand, it would be with a blasé psycho with hair longer than hers. "So, when do you think is an acceptable date to be wed?" "EXCUSE ME?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
For You by Animefan7063 reviews
Love is in the air for our favorite knuckle-headed ninja. Watch as his plan for romance goes up in flames...literally. Naruhina *Rated T for Language* A possible sequel later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bleach hits Facebook by LollyRabbit reviews
What happens when the whole of the Bleach cast hits Facebook? Havoc! Read about the antics of your favourite Shinigami via social-networking site. R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,824 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Ichigo K.
Water Phobias by LacytheRomanWerewolf reviews
Team Guy's fight with Kisame has a last effect on Tenten and Neji decides to help her through it. Neji/Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
100 Kisses by the freak down the street reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Of Course, It Always Turns Out Like This by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
Okay look here Akatsuki. You're not gonna get any information about Naruto out of me! And I don't care if you're cunning! And strong..and ruthless...and cold blooded murders...Yeah. We're screwed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Akatsuki
The Bend and Snap by sunaprincess7 reviews
Temari decides to teach Hinata how to woo Naruto- unfortunately for Shikamaru, using him as her model. ShikaTema NaruHina Fluff R&R?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Anything by mewmewgodess reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Symbolism of the Watermelon Flavored Lollipop by Caelice reviews
One shot. High School AU. Suigetsu likes Karin, and has a plan to get her to like him back. Except that Karin loves Sasuke. And she hates Suigetsu. And she's insanely violent. And she hates Suigetsu. SuiKa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,108 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
A New Beginning by TallMan0029 reviews
Hinata is placed in Team Seven instead of Sakura. See how one small action can change the entire Naruto universe. Will Hinata finally find the courage to confess her feelins to Naruto? Or will Sasuke mess everything up? NarutoXHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: 20 Shrouded Trysts by Tiger5913 reviews
Shukaku saw Matsuri as nothing more than just his host's pet, until she became the object of his dark fascination. ! Shukaku x Matsuri, based on the 20 truths style !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Matsuri, Shukaku - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto: Expectation Of Privacy by Tiger5913 reviews
Kankuro learns the consequences of eavesdropping when he overhears his brother and Matsuri doing something questionable in Gaara's room... ! Gaara x Matsuri, rated for mature implications !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Dress Up by NotebookPaper reviews
Made for the ShunsuixNanao Challenge. Prompt: Ponytail, Lipstick. Quote: Play it again, Nanao. Rated T for suggestive situations
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Hate by MoriMori reviews
Karin knows that she hates Suigetsu more than anyone else in the world. But now she's lying on top of him and she can't think straight. SuiKa oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Ten Truths: Shunsui and Nanao by schweinsty reviews
Ten truths Shunsui and Nanao didn't know about each other. Fluff warning.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
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Arm in Arm reviews
Sasuke is a confident, proud, and occasionally arrogant young man. With a variety of colorful, unique women pinning after him he almost doesn't have time for a certain Hyuuga heiress. Almost. Sasuhina, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Princess Academy reviews
Seven beautiful young girls, each destined to follow past princesses' fates, are cursed on their first day at a new school. Hinata is doomed to fall in a coma, Tenten is destined to be alone, Ino will fall asleep, Temari will be locked in a tower, Karin will be a prissy little mermaid, Matsuri will be given to a beast, and Sakura's child will be stolen. Time is of the essence...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Daydreams reviews
Hinata is not a typical village girl. No matter how hard she tries, trouble follows her nearly as persistently as her family ignores her. And one day, the trouble comes in the form of a demon-infested forest. Naruto is booored. There is nothing to do, until his luck turns and a tasty morsel presents herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Twins, Kyuubi, Twins? reviews
Naruto was a loud-mouthed, hyperactive, and sometimes annoying blonde. Naruko is the overly-friendly, sometimes offensive sister to Naruto. So, what happens when Naruko begins to develop a crush? And what happens when she makes a deal with none other than the Hyuuga heir? This is a response to Hoytti's nine tailed Aburame Challenge!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Naruko U., Naruto U.
AkatsukiBunnies? reviews
The Akatsuki get sent to our world as...bunnies? Now they have to deal with two Akatsuki-worshipping psychos...could this get any worse? (Adoption, continued on Princess Kaminari of the Sand's profile)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,854 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tempting Fate reviews
Everyone wants something different. Some want kids, some want glory, some just want it to say the same. And then there a some who want romance. And not just any kind. Kurotsushi, unfortunately for her, is one who wants romance. And she gets it in the shape of a tall, black, and red cloud-covered man. A man she used to know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Deidara, Kurotsuchi, Akatsuki
Mops and Madness reviews
Ruth, Harley, and Heather are going to college. And, as if college isn't hard enough, some supercriminals and superheroes decide to join them. (Possible romance) temporarily discontinued until i get nore ideas. Sorry -o-
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Harley Quinn
Birthday Attack reviews
Kakazu has his bday today, and instead of receiving presents he calls in debts! And now, at the hot spring, he decides to call in a particulary cruel debt on deidara...ku ku ku ku ku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Complete
Birthday Prices reviews
Konan's special day is here and she and Pein have planned out exactly how to handle it, but leave it to the Akatsuki to find a way to ruin a shopping trip, a dinner date, and a little more. Some fluff...if you know what I mean (eyebrow wiggle)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Bizarre Encounter
(One shot from my sissy, trepidation) A short retelling of how Harley met the Joker.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Complete
Birthday Ressurection reviews
Once you are a part of Akatsuki there is no escaping. Even in death. And even if it is your birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Birthday Surprise reviews
Pein deals with the Akatsuki's irritating habits every day of his life. For once, he would like to be alone. Well, maybe not alone, but with his special someone. That special someone being Konan. And, given it is his birthday, he's hoping to get lucky. And every birthday deserves a surprise. Even if its the kind that you don't really want. (Minor romance)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Birthday Silence reviews
Itachi's birthday is here and he wants silence. Of course, if the Akatsuki is anything it is certainly not silent. What happens when the Akatsuki goes to the pool and is anything but quiet or peaceful?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Complete
Birthday Slaughter reviews
It's a rainy day at Akatsuki, but that's not the only day it is. A certain Jashin-worshipping immortal is having his Birthday. He would prefer to sacrifice a few heathens to Jashin, but the rest of the Akatsuki has other ideas. Warning: there is cussing and gore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Rise reviews
The Dark Knight Rises. If you've watched that movie you'll find that it is quite inspiring. This is an inspirational piece. Please enjoy and review
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Birthday Bang reviews
It's Deidara's birthday! He wants to relax and kick back, but the rest of the Akatsuki have other plans on how to spend his birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
An Insider In Arkham reviews
Naaive and super-criminal have never gone together better. When a girl with a sweet heart enters Arkham as a janitor, she's quick to make friends in unexpected places.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Branded
Harley and Joker one shot. Just because I wanted to.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/21/2013 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Choices reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura all his life, but there comes a time when love isn't enough to keep a relationship alive. Especially when it is one-sided. Naruto moves on and finds he loves someone he didn't expect, Hinata. Sakura, however, wants revenge. And when she teams up with someone who wants revenge even more than she does, Konoha itself is at risk.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete