Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

KakaSaku drabbles of various ratings. #51 posted. All drabbles are 100 words. Reviews are greatly appreciated.

He finds that internal reflection is not entirely helpful.

It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.

A poem for 5 centimeters per second.

SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.

c.c. isn't a fortune-teller, but she doesn't need to be to know this ending.

When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::

Sasuke, Sakura, and all that lies between. “I have never expected anything from you. That would have been the height of all foolishness, and say what you want about me, but I was never that. With you, Sasuke-kun, I only ever hoped.”

Life would indeed be quieter without her around, but he perversely finds the silence deafening. -Naoki, and twenty-five things about him. Spoilers through the end of the series. Slightly edited because the author a. knows better now; and b. ought to be hit over the head with a shovel for abuse of commas and adverbs.

5 Centimeters cubed - a chain of short stories about the distance of their distance.

When a certain embarrassing picture is spread around the Order of the Black Knights, Kallen is horrified. Too bad Zero refuses to do anything about it. CRACK. Semi-AU. Kallen x Lelouch.

Lelouch x C.C., Lelouch x Kallen. The sky is blue today. Spoilers for Turn 25.

the only road this one leads to is goodbye

this doesn't work out too well, she thinks thickly, because lelouch needs a tissue, and her stomach is leaking.

She could only wonder how he, one of Konoha's elite jounin, had managed to get gum stuck in his hair. KakaSaku Oneshot

neither of them is good enough for the other, but that doesn't stop her from waiting, or him from messing up.

Neji made it clear that he needed her for all of the reasons but love. Yet steadfastly, Tenten chose to stay by his side.

Because dreams don't always come true, fairytales were never real, hope had no right to exist, and just because you wanted something, didn't necessarily mean it was yours to keep. [Kakasaku] Changed the title.

[KakaSaku] He is her teacher as much as she is his student.

AU. Four couples, one perfect night...or is it? A 5-act tale on how four young men and four young women fall in love at the night of their Junior-Senior Prom...and the events that preceded it. YXA, RXP, LXJ, and HXT.

Shino gives Hinata a special hair ornament. ShinoHina fluff. 100 Words.

A little version of Sakura and Sasuke's married life: The day they were married, it rained. It’s what Sakura thinks about as she stares out the window, waiting for him to come home. He is never late. One Shot.

Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.

[200 word drabble] GaaHina Gaara never doubted himself until the first time he met Hinata. Set during the chuunin exams.

The hardest part of human relationship as understood by Yamanaka Ino. InoShikaChouji. Bday fic for myself.

The setting: still a ninja village. The characters: a lazy boy and a domineering female. The ending? Easy enough. The epilogue? Far, far off.

Tradition was the one thing they had to hold on to...a very short KakaSaku oneshot.

One second of a glance, and everything happened between them. NejixHinata.

He did not want to protect her, for in his eyes, she was weak. In his eyes, she did not deserve him. NejixHinata.

Neji x Tenten. Siya ay isang chicharon vendor na nawalan ng hanapbuhay. Si Neji ay isang mayaman na negosyantng may alagang baboy sa kanyang bakuran. Sa pagkrus ng kanilang landas ay magaganap ang isang pagiibigang hango mula sa truetolife fantaseryes

Siya...ang kanyang ulan. Ang ulan na patuloy na bumubuhos sa kanyang dalamhati...[SasuSaku]

LeeSaku request. Do not dissuade or feel sad for me. My pain is my choice.

InoShika request. He had the chance then, but he blew it away. AUish.

Sakura and Kakashi return for more embarrassing situations and nocturnal misadventures in this sequel to “Late Night Awkward”. Featuring girly situations, swordplay and bandits.

It was amounting to something huge, as she is now reaching the climax to release. This was making her totally dizzy."--uhrr, a Neji x Ten fic.

The setting: a ninja village. The characters: a clueless boy [coughNarutocough] and a quiet girl [coughHinatacough]. And the end? Wait, there's an epilogue?

HoroTamao. She was determined to find her soulmate, even if the one who keeps her soul is a dense, glutton Ainu.

HoroTamao. Horo Horo is her first and only best friend. He is the extension of her life and strength. And if he disappears...

She was like an angel of autumn , as she stood in front of a nameless grave--A One-shot fic [Entry to Inked contest]

Sometimes, because we get too attached to reality, we tend to overlook the little magical things in our life. ET gift to Tomoyo's bday.

A very, VERY strange 4 AM fic...don't ask. On the night before Ran's 22nd birthday, Shinichi gives her a call. He's still Conan, only now there's something else...

The bright summer days have come, but some seem to have brought the rains back. [Sequel to 'In the Rain'] [RuHaru] [COMPLETED]

A few years down the road, Yuki comes home to ask Tohru something he should have a long time ago.

A.K.A. Yamazaki teaches Sex Ed

A Meiling POV on Syaoran. Version 2.0 up 2002.9

A waffy Chiharu and Yamazaki short. Version 2.0 up 2002.9