Author has written 7 stories for Story of Tracy Beaker, Sparticle Mystery, Doctor Who, Upstairs Downstairs, and Harry Potter.
Well Hello to you, my dear reader chum
My name is Wall With A Fez or Rachel
I am an average (yeah right) English girl.
If you are interested in hearing all the random crap that's inside my head follow me on
Or on my "normal" account
Information about me
Age; Somewhere around 14000
Favourite Colour; TARDIS blue
Favourite Number; 23
Place Of Birth: Leadworth, Gloucestershire
Place Where You Are Writing This; The Magic Box, 5124 Maple Court, Sunnydale, California
Address: Elmtree House AKA The Dumping Ground
School Address: Waterloo Road School, Greenock, Scotland
Work Address: The Torchwood 3 Hub, Cardiff when I'm not busy working for Torchwood 4 but I'm not telling you where that is...
Favourite Television Programs;
Sarah Jane Adventures
Tracy Beaker Returns/The Dumping Ground
Captain Scarlet (television programs from the 60's made with puppets = awesome)
Harry Potter (all of them)
The Hunger Games
The Rachel Riley Series
OTP - Doctor/River
OTP - Tosh/Owen
Tosh/Suzie (WHY DID THIS NEVER HAPPEN?!)
OTP - Willow/Kennedy and Willow/Tara I love both
OTP - Nikki/Vix
Sarah Jane Adventures
OTP - Clani
OTP - Blanche/Portia
The Dumping Ground/Tracy Beaker Returns
I ship everyone.
A Fresh Start - story of 14 year old Immy, a girl who has ruined her whole family's life
The Tribe - Sparticle Mystery - the story of a tribe that you never knew about - probably never going to be finished just keeping it up
The Days Before Tomorrow - Immy's back
The Rules River Song (Never) Follows - River Song in Hogwarts, need I say anything else?
Clara plus Oswin plus Clara Oswin equals trouble - the title says all
List your 12 favorite characters in no particular order
1. 11th Doctor
5. Tee Taylor
6. Melody Pond
7. Amy Pond
9. River Song
10. Johnny Taylor
11. Rory Williams
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 2 asked you to go out with her?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
5 cooked you dinner?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
9 made fun of your friends?
10 ignored you all the time?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 11 do?
You're on a vacation with number 12 and manage to break your leg. What does 12 do?
It's your birthday. What will 1 give you?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 2 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 3 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
You're angry about it afterwords, how does 8 calm you down?
You compete in some tournament. How does 4 support ? Come and watch me compete?
You can't stop laughing. What will 5 do?
Number 10 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Number 6 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Number 12 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 9. What happens after that?
If 6 and 3 made a dish, what would they make?
7 won the lottery?
8 had quite a big secret? What is it?
9 became a singer?
What would 2 think of 1?
What would 4 envy about 5?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Where would 8 meet 9?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
What would make 12 scared of 1?
Is 3 Gay?
4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? Stevie invites Gary and Miranda to dinner, um Gary and Miranda elope leaving Stevie by herself.
9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 11 or 6?
2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
3 falls in love with 6, 8 is jealous. What happens? Gary is in love with Melody (is that even legal?" And Miranda is jealous, Miranda either turns up with Mike or goes to stay in the Hamilton Lodge.
4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 12 or 7?
6 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
7 kidnaps 12 and demands something from 5 for 12's release. What is it?
You get to meet either 7 or 6. Who do you chose?
10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
1 arrives late for 7 and 11's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?
5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
12 starts a day camp. What happens?
4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in.
1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before?
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Do you recall any fics about 9? Can you recommend any?
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
5/9 or 5/10?
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic?
Is there such thing as a 1/8 fluff?
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?
What kind of plot would you use to get 4 to deflower 1?
Do any of you friends read 7 slash?
Would anyone you know write 2/4/5?
What might 10 scream in a moment of passion?
If you wrote a song fic about 8 which song would you use?
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be?
What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1 broken hearted has a hot one night stand with 11 and after a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What would you call this fic?
"Doctor and River are in a happy relationship until River runs off with Stevie. Doctor broken hearted has a hot one night stand with Rory and after a brief unhappy affair with Vastra, then follows the wise advice of Tee and finds true love with Gary.
I would probably call it messed up, because the Doctor goes and has an affair with his father in law and Vastra who is a lesbian, admittedly River might run off with Stevie and Tee would give good advice but Doctor/Gary seriously.
A - AVAILABLE: I guess so
B – BIRTHDAY: 10th January
C - CRUSHING ON: Many fictional characters
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Milk
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Various friends
F - FEAR: Open Doors
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy bears
H – HOMETOWN: Sunnydale
I - IN LOVE WITH: Willow Rosenberg
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Captain Jack Harkness
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: England to Germany, 4AM English time - 6PM German time
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: Chocolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1 yonger brother
O - ONE WISH: To be a famous writer
P - PERSON THAT CALLED YOU LAST: My Mum
R - REASON TO SMILE: Buffy, Doctor Who, my £2 Guitar
S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: 17, Avril Lavigne
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 9AM
U - UNDERWEAR COLOUR: Black
V - VEGETABLE: BROCCOLI! EVERYTHING WAS GOING JUST THE WAY I PLANNED THE BROCCOLI WAS DONE.
W - WORST HABIT: biting my nails
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: 0
Y - YEARS LIVING WHERE YOU LIVE: 15
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn
The first character I fell in love with: Willow
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Anya or Spike
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Angel
The character that I love that everyone hates: Dawn or Kennedy
The character I used to love but not anymore: Oz
The characters I want to be like: Buffy - Kick boxing my way through life
The characters I’d slap: Cordelia (in season 1 for being mean to Willow)
A pairing that I'd love: Willow/Kennedy, Willow/Tara, Xander/Anya, Buffy,Spike
A pairing that I hate: Buffy/Xander
My favourite character: Willow
My three favourite characters (except from one above): Anya, Spike, Andrew
My three least favourite characters: Warren, The First, Maggie Walsh
Favourite past characters: Tara, Oz and Cordelia
Character I am most like: Willow, quiet bit nerdy, no one really understood her strong she was.
My favourite guest star: Harmony
My favourite episode: Once More With Feeling, Seeing Red, Hush, Something Blue and Restless.
My least favourite episode: The Doublemeat Palace
Waterloo Road Survey
The first character I fell in love with: Nikki
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Kacey Barry or Scout
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Not really sure
The character that I love that everyone hates: Rhiannon (not sure if people hate her but hey)
The character I used to love but not anymore: Lorraine
The characters I want to be like: Nikki, Vix or Kacey - any is fine
The characters I’d slap: Gabriella and Hector Reid (they deserve each other)
A pairing that I'd love: Nikki/Vix
A pairing that I hate: Nikki/Hector
My favourite character: Nikki
My three favourite characters (except from one above): Vix, Kacey, Maggie or Rhiannon
My three least favourite characters: Hector, Gabriella, Hector
Favourite past characters: Lorraine, Tom, Scout
Character I am most like: Imogen
My favourite guest star: Eve
My favourite episode: Series 9 Episode 10. Nikki pays for Kacey's boxing camp and meets Vix.
My least favourite episode: Series 8 Episode 30. Just cos of the end.
Best Buffy Quotes
Cordelia: I don't think there can be a crazier plan
Buffy: What are you doing here? 5 words or less
Spike: Out for a walk... bitch
Xander: No! It was bad before that! Since you two went off to college and forgot about me! Just
Spike: Made with care for Randy. RANDY! RANDY GILES? why not just call me horny Giles or desperate for a shag Giles I knew there was a reason I hated you!
Spike: You Englishmen are always so...Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!
Cordelia: What's going on? Oh, God. Is the world ending? I have to research a paper on Bosnia for tomorrow, but if the world's ending, I'm not gonna bother.
Buffy: Spike have you completely lost your mind?
Anya: What a day. Gimme a beer.
Buffy: You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?
Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Willow: It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and skanky. And I think I'm kind of gay
Xander: Hello, excuse me, but have you ever heard of knocking.
Giles: There are forty-three churches in Sunnydale? That seems a little excessive.
Willow: There's a Slayer handbook?
Cordelia: Oh, here I am. 'Personal shopper or motivational speaker.' Neato!
Giles: He's clearly a bad influence on himself.
Giles: (mocking Joyce) Oh look at my mask isn't pretty, it raises the dead.
Willow: This goes beyond anything I've ever done. It's a total loss of control, and not in a nice, wholesome, my girlfriend has a pierced tongue kind of way.
Three minutes later...
Dawn: Oh! [nods] Pierced tongue.
Joyce: So, Angel's on top again?
Giles: I'm glad to see you've recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact. Feel up to some training?
Giles: And you're certain she was a robot?
JENNY: You're here again? Kids really dig the library, don't cha?
Spike: Awww, poor Watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost-got-shagged, cup of tea?
Buffy: This is Andrew, he's our hostage.
SPIKE: I must be a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the hopeless. I'm a vampire with a soul.
BUFFY: Ah... Well, at least you all didn't dream about that guy with the cheese.
CORDELIA: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Anya: I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Buffy: But you I can't believe you got into Oxford!
ANYA: [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.
BUFFYBOT: [to Willow] You're recently gay.
Xander (when Tara's father is trying to take her): You're dealing with all of us.
Spike (after being asked to fight a troll): Yeah. I could do that but I'm paralysed with not caring very much.
Buffy: Spike and I are getting married!
Spike: Spike took a trip to the vet and he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore!
Willow: Well you know what it's like with a spanking new boyfriend
Xander: Gay me up, Willow!
Willow: Well, I have skills. I can prove my love with magic.
Anya: What kind of lesbians are you? If you love men so much, go love men!
Buffy: How've ya been?
Principal Snyder: On the other hand, Sheila has never burned down a school building.
Buffy: Willow, you're alive.
Buffy: [about Vamp Willow's outfit] Are you okay in that?
Willow: I'm eating this banana, lunch time be damned.
Spike: Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody wells and if you make me miss it I'll...
Buffy-Oh my god how bored were you last year?
Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman...and he's not...
Buffy: I think he needs blood.
Buffy: Aren't you going to introduce me to your... Holy God, you're Willow.
Giles: Look, Spike - we have no intention of killing a harmless... uh, creature... we have to know what's been done to you. We can't let you go until we're sure that you're... impotent...
Joyce: Have we met?
Xander: I'll have you know I was just accosted by some kind of, um, locker monster.
Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars
ANYA: *Something about being scared Willow will steal Xander*
Cordelia: Now you can leave and never come back.
Doctor Who Quotes
“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”
2. Books are the Best Weapons
4. Better Than You Think
5. Good and Bad
6. It’s the Person
7. Pretend It’s a Plan
11. A Hand to Hold
12. Here I am Right Now
14. Some Days Are Special
15. We’re All Stories
What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?
The Fourth Doctor
I hate you
The Doctor: Oh, you're not, are you...? Tell me you're not archaeologists.
River: Got a problem with archaeologists?
The Doctor: I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
River: Ah! [extending her hand for the Doctor to shake] Professor River Song. Archaeologist.
Anita: How do you know they're not androids.
River: Because I've dated androids. They're rubbish.
Mr. Lux: Professor Song, why am I the only one wearing my helmet?
River: I don't fancy you.
When I was a little girl I had an imaginary friend, and when I grew up, he came back. He's called the Doctor. He comes from somewhere else. He's got a box called the TARDIS that's bigger on the inside and can travel anywhere in time and space. I ran away with him. And we've been running ever since.
The Doctor: You're Amelia!
Amy: You're late.
The Doctor: Amelia Pond! You're the little girl!
Amy: I'm Amelia, and you're late.
The Doctor: What happened?!
Amy: Twelve years.
The Doctor: You hit me with a cricket bat!
Amy: Twelve years!
The Doctor: A cricket bat?!
Amy: Twelve years and four psychiatrists!
The Doctor: ...Four?
Amy: ...I kept biting them!
The Doctor: Why?
Amy: They said you weren't real.
Rory: Oh god, I was going to be cool. I wanted to be cool, and now look at me.
Amy: A crying roman with a baby - Definitely cool.
The Doctor: It's a lot to take in, isn't it? Tiny box, huge room inside; what's that about? Let me explain...
Rory: It's another dimension.
The Doctor: It's basically another dimen — what?
Rory: After what happened with Prisoner Zero, I've been reading up on all the latest scientific theories. FTL travel, parallel universes.
The Doctor: I like the bit when someone says "It's bigger on the inside!" I always look forward to that.
Clara: It's smaller on the outside
Canton: So...We're in a box that's bigger on the inside, and travels from time and space?
Rory: Basically, yeah.
Canton: How long have Scotland Yard had this?
The Doctor: Rory, take Hitler and put him in the cupboard over there, now. Do it.
Rory: ...Right. Putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard, Hitler. Hitler, cupboard, c'mon.
Adolf Hitler: But I am the Führer!
Rory: Right. In you go! [Rory shoves Hitler into the cupboard]
Hitler [turns around shocked at being shoved around]: Who are you?
River: Hello, Sweetie.
Amy Pond: River. Hi.
The Doctor: You graffitied the oldest cliff face in the universe.
River: You wouldn't answer your phone!
What I Own (or not in most cases)
I do not own Doctor Who but if I did I would make Steven Moffat write every single episode so we end up crying after every single episode.
However I do own 60 Doctor Who posters, a toy Dalek, three sonic screwdrivers, an alien brother and a pink fluffy stetson.
Oh and all of series 1 on dvd, most of series 2 on dvd, a bit of series 3 on dvd, all of series 4, half of series 5 and 1 and a half copies of series 7.
I do not own Harry Potter
Instead I own a Gryffindor scarf, Hermione's wand and a deathly hallows necklace and a poster and 4-7.2 on dvd and the first three on video.
If you read this far have a cookie, or some butterbeer (it actually tastes quite nice) or fish fingers and custard (yum)
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