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Author has written 6 stories for Hunger Games, and Vampires.


Since you've decided to view my profile, I guess I should tell you a bit about my sadistic self.

Fav band: Rammstein, or Pink, or possibly The band Perry

Fav drink: COFFEE!!!!!

Fav food: Strawberries

Fav animal: Wolf

Fav quotes/Philosophies

"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed."
- James Thurber

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

01. Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.
02. Every great man was thought to be insane before he changed the world. Some never changed the world. They were just insane.
03. I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.
04. It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's funnier.
05. When in doubt, do it.
06. A crappy life is a great excuse to live a crappy life.
07. Always apologize first--it annoys the crap out of people.
08. "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser.
09. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder.
10. There's a one-in six-billion chance that you'll find your soulmate. And that's if they're not dead.
11. Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control.
12. The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..."
13. Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.
14. Born free. Taxed to death.
15. I don't suffer from insanity--I enjoy every minute of it.
16. We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.
17. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
18. Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.
19. If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.
20. Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.
21. No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
22. Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.
23. Whenever you're peed off, just remember that it's better than being peed on.
24. Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their backsides off while the preps died.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Whovian-CapitolGirl

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.

if you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls...and doors...and trees...and unsuspecting stop signs...

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Fated To Be Yours by AliSwillRule reviews
I had an happy life until I joined the new school and got raped by a hot vamp prince so for his punishment, he had to marry me, staying with him wasn't the worst part, the worst part was that I was starting to fall in love with the person I hate most...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,488 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 6/30/2011
Of Perfume, Liquor, and Baby Bottles by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
Effie was always one who kept on schedule. Even when a mishap occurred, she always had a back up plan. But, when an unplanned event pulls both Effie and Haymitch down an unexpected road of many twists and turns, there is no back up plan to pull them out. *Completed*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 174,474 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] - Complete
By the Light of the Full Moon by fictiongrl101 reviews
Harry is abandoned by his family and attacked by Greyback. Now he must cope with not only being a werewolf, but also being the alpha's mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,633 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Ice Cream Cravings by CupCaKe34 reviews
It all started when I craved the texture of smooth chocolate ice cream melting on my tongue. His silver hair framed his face as he looked down at me and said one word that took away all of my power. "Sleep." And I had no choice. So I did. Me? Now kidnapped.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,891 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012
I Am Without A Voice by Anni12 reviews
And suddenly I just knew. I was falling for him. I was falling hard for him. No—no… that didn't cover the feelings that sprouted in my chest as we stood there together. And as I thought about it, the more I was certain. I loved him. And he could never love me back.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,121 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
What Becomes of Us Now? by BarbiesEmoTwin reviews
Buffy has been resurrected. She's different. Wrong. Will the Scoobies ever be forgiven? Spike is the only one who knows what she's going through. But can he help? Season 6, AU. Better summary inside.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Buffy S., Spike
Isabella Pandora the death eater by felicia2235 reviews
Bella finds out shes a dark witch. Set after New Moon. Read as she joins Voldermort and falls in love with Draco and gets her revenge on all that betrayed her. Mature Content. Bella/Draco.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,470 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Draco M., Bella - Complete
So You Want To Date My Mom by superkim111 reviews
Henry decides to help Emma find happiness by getting her together with her true love. But first he has to interview the candidates. Contains Gremma, Wooden Swan, Mad Swan, Swan Thief/Swanfire, and Captain Swan!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Chosen for More by Theblueeyedvampirearchive reviews
What should have happened after "I love you." "No you don't, but thanks for saying it." Re-write of the conclusion of BtVS:Chosen. Includes flashbacks to "the blackout" in Buffy's basement on the night before the Battle of the Hellmouth. I shamelessly ship Spike/Buffy and think they deserve a happily ever after. Nominated in SMFA, round 31. REVISED VERSION ON ELYSIAN FIELDS.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,092 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Buffy S., Spike] - Complete
Always a Slave by Analaa reviews
Gabby is a 17 year old who is abused by her parents. She is the school nerd who is bullied by the queen bee. Unknown to her the queen bee is a vampire who plans to give her as a slave to another male vampire. Will she ever be free? Please R&R.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 65,423 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
Vice Versa by SkipToTheEnd reviews
Buffy's life is imploding, and the only one who understands is the one person she's meant to hate. As her life and feelings start to change, Buffy realises Spike may be the only one who can save her. Set in an AU Season 5 without Dawn. B/S.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,426 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Why Me? by TaliaFosness reviews
Naomi Raven is a 16 year old girl that is constantly abused by her parents. Until one night where they sell her to the King Of Vampires. Meaning to be a slave to him he quickly falls in love with this her and her soon found powers. Naomi is his soul mate. But will she return the feelings that he possesses?
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
The Hunter and the Hunted by multifandomholic reviews
Natalie Walker is a normal teenage girl, who kills vampires in her free time. But when she moves to a new city she learns about a whole new species of vampires. who can she really trust to help her defeat these monsters? dont judge on the summary
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,466 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Complete
She Hates You by Queen Of Dead Hearts reviews
Do you see that girl there? You don't know her, but she hates you.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 148,066 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010
Eden by Araceil reviews
Slash. Dumbledore could go hang. Even if all the magical world were to hate and revile him, he would go back and help Voldemort destroy Muggle-kind, before they destroyed the world, again. VERY DARK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Then The Candles Blew Out by confidentcoward reviews
What might have happened if Zoey were to reject the change. ONE SHOT. ZOEY/ERIK. 'Betrayed' spoiler.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Zoey R., Erik N. - Complete
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A Tale of Two Cities (Re-written) reviews
Caesar Flickerman is waiting to escape President Snow's evil clutches. Emily Everdeen just wants to protect her family, and to escape the ghosts of her past. But what will happen when two dead souls meet? Will they fall apart? Or will two abstracted phantoms finally learn to love again?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Caesar F., Mrs. E.
A tale of two cities reviews
Caesar Flickerman has been waiting for the perfect moment to escape from the Capitol's clutches. Emily Everdeen only wants to keep her family safe. But what will happen when two lost souls meet? Will they fall apart? Or will they finally learn to love again? Fluffy!Caesardeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Caesar F., Mrs. E. - Complete
The Silent Huntress reviews
The lion and the lamb. The hunter and the prey. Yet Gale and Madge have a deeper connection than expected. Quickly turns Gadge. Unforunately I don't own any of these characters or the hunger games. They are all owned by Suzanne Collins.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Gale H., Madge U.
Dear Diary reviews
I am sure we have all asked ourselves what would've happened if Seneca Crane escaped from his death. Well,this is what I think would've happened. This is my second story, so I would really appreciate some feedback. (I don't own these characters) Check out my other story 'A tale of two cities'. Thanks, Whovian-CapitolGirl :)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Seneca C., Pres. Snow
Once upon a December reviews
She slowly sunk her fangs into my neck. The man in the room slumped forwards. So this is how I die... (Warning... I own every part of this story and if you dare to steal it there will be DIRE CONSEQUENCES!) Please read and review! :) Rated M for violence
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013
The White Rose
Snow stood at the top of the staircase, leering down at his miserable subjects, the king of the range. But even through his angelic disguise, Caesar saw his true intentions. For the time, he saw the meaning behind the white rose... (Please read my story a tale of two cities before this as it is a sequel.) Rated T for violence. Warning: contains heavy Caesardeen fluff.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Caesar F., Mrs. E., Pres. Snow