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Hi! I'm Celina.

I love reading books:) All kinds of books, simply everything I can put my hands on:) my favourites are "Harry Potter", "The Lord of The Rings", "Ranger's Apprentice" and "Percy Jackson and the Olympians Gods". Recently also "We Children from Bahnhof Zoo", "Nineteen Eighty-Four"

I try to listen to every kind of music, but I'm especially fond of rock music. My favorite bands are Thr Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Kiss, Led Zeppelin, and Aerosmith. From polish bands Dżem, Elektryczne Gitary and Farben Lehre and a lot more. But that doesn't mean that I don't like other music too;) I like Adele, Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse, Michael Jackson, and Janis Joplin. Lastly, I'm impressed with Hans Zimmer, Ennio Morricone, Hugh Laurie, Ray Charles, and B.B. King.

I don't want to make you more bored so, that will be everything;) And sorry about my English, I know that it's not good, but I'm still learning:/

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Not with a half-blood! by anorc reviews
A post-war Harry and Daphne betrothal, but without magical contracts, ancient betrothal contracts or... Harry being unable to get out of it. Daphne Greengrass at a ministry party tells that famous half-blood about her imminent engagement and marriage to the new head of the house of Black, Draco Malfoy. Harry is confused. [HP/DG]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 1/23/2021 - Published: 9/17/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G., Kreacher - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Finally Became a Slytherin by profdragon reviews
After the war, Narcissa Malfoy is free of the magical vows that forced her to leave Draco's education to Lucius. She is appalled to find her son, a scion of the Black family, has no subtlety, acting more like a Gryffin-puff than a Slytherin. It is time to find out why and fix it before he takes the mantle of Lord Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/30/2020 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M., Daphne G. - Complete
Word Finding Difficulties by YouBlitheringIdiot reviews
The Marauders at the Hogwarts Christmas Ball. James embarrasses himself, Sirius is embarrassing and Remus is embarrassed by his mates. Eloquence (or lack thereof) and Rock music feature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 7,324 - Follows: 4,287 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Trouble Maker by dream7me7to7sleep reviews
Sookie chooses employment over slavery, and Eric welcomes all of the trouble it brings his way when he offers to protect our favorite telepath from becoming Sophie-Ann's pet. An Eric/Sookie fic. Plenty of roller coasters, proofread, beta approved, and lemons galore if you have a tinge of patience in you!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 295,841 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
In My Arms (You Fade Away) by Mrs.PercyJackson3 reviews
I can count on my hand the number of times I have held you, my son. Too few, too short, yet I cherish each one. Except now, except here. I would give anything, do anything, trade even my throne, if only to keep you here with me. I will not leave you; you cannot leave me. Father-son one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Come Wake Me Up by EternallyEC reviews
Post-series; my first attempt at writing for this fandom. Constructive criticism more than welcome. "Twenty years ago, she had fallen deeply in love with the thousand year old Viking vampire. Many things had changed since that wonderful night in the cubby, but the love she felt for Eric Northman and the regret she felt over her actions afterwards had never wavered."
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Smoke and Stars by CornflakeCrunch reviews
Sirius arrives in Godric's Hollow on the 31st of October 1981 to discover the ruins of the Potter house and gives his final goodbyes as well as a special message just for his Godson. Mischief Managed. One-shot. Lots of tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Wizengamot's Stance by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry's hoping to show the wizarding world what happened that night in The Graveyard and put a foot in Voldemort's plans before they have even begun. He takes on the wizengamot the only way he knows how, bravely, boldly, and maybe a bit of Slytherin cunning along the way. Sequel to From Graveyard to Wizengamot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
From Graveyard to Wizengamot by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry's recovered from his ordeal in the Graveyard and now has to deal with the consequences of Voldemort's rebirth. He's not alone however, and Harry is hoping that he will be about to convince the world before it's too late. Well, he is the Boy-Who-Lived... that's gotta count for something... Right? Sequel to After the Graveyard!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
After the Graveyard by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry's back in the safety of Hogwarts and now he has to deal with the aftermath of Voldemort's rebirth. With worried friends and and even more anxious family, Harry realises that maybe is wasn't the best idea to taunt Voldemort after all. Sequel to The Graveyard!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
The Graveyard by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Harry landed in the graveyard at the end of the triwizard tournament, his on the spot action changed a few things. And Harry decides, if he's going to die, well, he might as well go out in true marauder style! Random fic, rating for language!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Cousins Aren't All That Bad by AbracaDarby reviews
A bromantically sweet oneshot about Dudley and Harry, please R&R. Love you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2014
Babysitting Harry by Deletinvthissoon reviews
James and Lily go on their first date since Harry was born. Who do they leave to watch him? His godfather Sirius Black, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hospital Visits by wannabewyler reviews
COMPLETE - Lily and the Marauders spent a lot of time in the hospital - seven short drabbles for different scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Marauders - Complete
A Downpour of Chivalry by LiesMiranda reviews
"Look, we're both stood here in the pouring rain, and if you don't take the bloody umbrella I'll be forced to close it in protest. There's no use us both drowning today." It's raining, and Lily's stranded at a bus stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Drinks by wholilies reviews
AU where Lily is in a bar drinking and meet someone very interesting. WARNING: Smut. Part 2: /s/10726789/1/Job-Review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/8/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Crossing Paths by twilightstargazer reviews
She knew him in Hogwarts; wildly popular, overly confident and a massive flirt. Honestly, she'd never expect to see him again when he left school but now he's back and, oh goodness... he's going to be working side by side with her now, isn't he? L/J. Slightly AU-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,508 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
When Morning Comes by twilightstargazer reviews
A part of him died too on the night of October 31st. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Irresistible by Suzie's Q reviews
There's something in Lily's amortentia that she just can't identify.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
a proposal of sorts by welcometonerdworld reviews
In which Lily is distracted by James, and finally decides to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Conversations by PhoenixFireHope reviews
Harry/Sirius bonding. Missing moments from OotP. Harry's dreams, fears, and his past are examined. Will be regularly updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
His Son by livy bear reviews
AU where James was off on an auror mission, and doesn't know about Lily's pregnancy until he comes back and Harry's literally staring him in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
James Vow by Brianna-BlackPotter reviews
James is left alone with Harry, and Harry decides he wants to be fussy! How will James calm him down? By singing of course! A One-Shot into the mind of James Potter, a heart warming story between father and son
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Family Reunion by Refreshingly Original reviews
"He is my grandson Minerva, and your god son."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M., OC - Complete
Siwius! by SiriusStar674 reviews
He heard a murmur coming from Harry 'Siwius' oneshotx
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Beltane Child by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry needs some time to let his guard down in the war. So he goes to a celebration just before he, Ron and Hermione plan to get Hufflepuff's Cup from Bellatrix Lestrange's vault. Who could have guessed what the consequences would be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,992 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 5,902 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by Abbyngton reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 6,062 - Follows: 3,454 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cholera by RigelVerthe reviews
Szatnia przy boisku quidditcha, udawana nienawiść, luźne ramiączko biustonosza i mylne wrażenie...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 629 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
O kuzynach, osunięciach ziemi i złamanych kościach by akumaNakago reviews
Tłumaczenie z języka angielskiego. Po tym, jak Śmierciożercy przeszkadzają w zebraniu Zakonu, Minerwa McGonagall ma okazję obserwować niewiarygodnie przetransformowaną parę dwóch jasnych czarodziejów. A może tylko ma majaki... Po szóstym tomie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete