The Asylum of the Devitory
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Joined 02-25-01, id: 45583, Profile Updated: 07-09-15
Author has written 17 stories for Pokémon, Dragon Ball Z, Mega Man, Transformers/Beast Wars, Super Smash Brothers, X-overs, Metroid, Kirby, Wrestling, F-Zero, and G. I. Joe.

THE ASYLUM OF THE DEVITORY
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Givin' creativity a swift kick in the balls since 1996!

My actions are greusone and graphic. My comedies are pure silliness. My angsts inhabit the minds of all good sick mofos everywhere. And the crap I whip up in two minutes is just plain absurd!

So come one, come all! Throw away your fragile innocent minds to the meat grinders and come on down to The Asylum of the Damned!

PS: Don't forget to log all feedback into my forums. Yes, even you, angry fanbrat flamers.

Other Screenames: taotd(universal), SSJCanadian, Chill Man, Mankey, Mewfour, Roadkill, Kandyman, The Master Plan

UPDATES, NEWS, AND BANTER

UPDATES

JUL 9 2015 - The Flash Man/Needle Man fight in ROTRMS is now named Flashpoint. Because I've gotta look like I'm updating something.

JUN 17 2015 - And moar ROTRMS because I feel like it. NOW we're all caught up.

MAY 18 2015 - No, it's not new ROTMS yet, believe it or not. Rather, I'm updating the summary to include the next scheduled fight as well as the current fight. For those too lazy to go back and re-read the brackets from the last round. Next is Dust Man vs Charge Man.

NEWS

MAY 17 2015 - you know how i just said in the news section how i was all caught up now? yeah. i kinda went and wrote charge man vs dust man just now, because im silly i guess

APR 5 2015 - And again with yet another ROTRMS chapter. Crash Man vs Dynamo Man is in the magazine, waiting for it's turn in the chamber.

MAR 30 2015 - God DAMN. Okay, so the latest ROTRMS didn't create as big a spike as the last one, but the overall views over two days are DOUBLE what they pulled in with last year's update. I love you too, guys.

BANTER

JUN 17 2015 - all bills and no profit makes asylum a dull boy

FEB 23 2007 - all work and no play makes asylum go... somethingsomething...

RECENT UPLOAD SUMMARIES

Rumble of the Robot Masters - Dust Man vs Charge Man!

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES (NEW!) - Two boys, one kitchen on fire. Only the G.I. Joe's can handle this situation!

Unleashed - With Lily recovering from her injuries, Jody decides to pay Falcon a visit

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Poké-File Island by Yogurt-Time reviews
Erix Superstar, a very insufferable OC, ends up on an island inhabited by female Pokémon. Can any good come out of this situation?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2014 - OC - Complete
Heavy go svimming! by Force-A-Pancakes reviews
The Announcer leaves to take care of some... buisness. Heavy thinks it would be a good idea to 'borrow' her swimming pool...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010
Rocket with Butterfree Wings by SpORk1 reviews
Oy... This is something I dug out of my archives. A parody of the Smashing Pumpkins song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings". Written in 2000 as an angsty 13 year-old weirdo...@_@
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2003
Working Out Working by Some1Else reviews
Boredom takes its toll on our hero, Solid Snake. With consent, he sets out to get his first normal job in years. But can he handle the pressures of a desk job?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,033 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
The Third Law by Lex1 reviews
"A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law." (Chapter 4) X and Zero make the happy discovery that some people just don't stay dead like sensible folk. There's one in every crowd.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,353 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 9/4/2001
Pong: The Everlasting Legacy by David S reviews
The paddles, scoreboards, and ball talk about their relationship problems and life.
Pong - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/16/2001
My Hero by NKfloofiepoof reviews
A very weird short story about what might have happened to some of the Robot Masters after Wily was defeated. Flags for mild yaoi. This is a very sucky story. Please flame me.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2001 - Complete
Roll's Night Out by SnowCalico reviews
Mega Man's sister, Roll, decides to go out to the bar for a drink. Unfortunately, its a singles bar jam packed with retired Wiley robots.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2000
What if Metal Sonic ran on Windows 95 by NetRaptor reviews
A 3-page bout of wry, Win95-bashing.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/1999
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Rumble of the Robot Masters reviews
To save Dr. Light's business, a tournament is held between the old Wily and Cossack robots, all competing for the ultimate prize... a date with Roll! [Current chapter: Dust Man vs Charge Man][Next: Freeze Man vs Fire Man]
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 9/26/2001
Porkchop Sandwiches reviews
A youth and his friend are trapped in a burning kitchen! Can one lone Joe save them, before it's too late?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010
Unleashed reviews
Shortly after Black Shadow's apparent demise, Captain Falcon and the rest of the Federation will have to deal with Blood Falcon- Cunning, dangerous, and now completely free.
F-Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009
Tooth and Claw reviews
A young Zangoose finally gets to fight in a Seviper hunting party, but what was supposed to be his boyhood dream turns into an unforgettable adventure. Violence, blood, cursing, y'know, the Asylum standard
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 3/10/2006
Pokemon, Asylum of the Devitory Style, 2! ! reviews
When a thought to be fossilized Aerodactyl egg hatches in Jake Levy's hands, a new Pokemon adventure in the same vein as the last PADS! begins! Rating will definetley change later. Not for the kids.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2006
Megaman Reborn II, Rise of the Sidewinders reviews
After vanishing with hardly a trace following the destruction of Masterframe, Rock, the human corpse reanimated with Reploid technology, returns to combat the resurging Maverick virus. More weapons and abilities are waiting for him, and more lost memories of the man he was before resurface. Sequel to Megaman Reborn
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006
The First Encounter reviews
The world heavyweight title is up for grabs in one of the best matches in WWE history...
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005
Megaman Reborn reviews
Humanity is on the verge of extinction at the hands of a new Reploid race. Their only chance at survival is to fight back with one of their own: a man who has been dead for years. Left with only scattered memories of his previous life, this new Megaman struggles to destroy his formidable enemies, and fighting a war that rages within...
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,966 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Complete
Dragon Ball : The Missing Chapters reviews
One of the Cell Jrs. survived Gohan's slaughterings and is looking for revenge! His quest for power takes him to another world, and two unlikely mercenaries are the only thing that stands in his way... FINISHED!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 4/30/2001 - Cell, Cell - Complete
Pokemon, Asylum of the Devitory Style! reviews
With a smartmouthed Porygon at his side, Tom Simms sets out to be the greatest trainer alive, but the most violent and bloodiest battles stand in their path to glory. Can he and his team make it through one of the toughest adventures ever?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 125,973 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 3/9/2001 - Complete
Twin Dream reviews
Meta-Knight and Kirby. Co-incidence, or more...? (Finally, an UPDATE!!!)
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 5/25/2002
MetroidNG: The Stars of Aran reviews
Samus Aran has vanished, and the Pirates are getting increasingly active. The Chozo armor now has a new owner, and the galaxy needs a new hero...
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 3/6/2002
He's Dead reviews
Bass finally accomplishes his lifelong goal. But why isn't he happy?
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Complete
New Ocarina Report: Zelda Wing reviews
What would happen if Link (from Zelda) played a damaged Ocarina of Time, transporting him to the Peacemillion (from Gundam Wing)?
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002
Chain of Events reviews
Rifts to alternate dimensions have appeared in Nintendoland, and Miyamato designated 15 characters to combat this meance...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002
To Steal a Yellow Ducky reviews
Before the Aliens decide to annialate primitive Earth, Megatron decides to take a relaxing energon bath. However, that little rubber ducky of his has gone missing, and you better believe Megatron's gonna raise some heck about it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Complete
Vile's thoughts reviews
Takes place in X3. Vile, after being rebuilt by Doppler, awaits X's arrival in Dopplertown in Doppler's lab, so he can fight him again. Very dark. We see just how much Vile hates X.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2001
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