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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello there stranger who stumbled upon my profile!

I am a 26-year-old graphic designer located in Düsseldorf, Germany, and I take more pride in my Hogwarts house than my country. I'm a Hufflepuff to the core and I smother people with tolerance and kindness — beware!

If you don't have anything better to do than browse through a random profile (gotcha!), why don't you give Faceless a try? It's my first proper project that I update regularly and plan to finish ideally this year. When I die, however, someone will discover lots and lots of very awkward, terribly-written, half-finished stories on my hard drive. Oh well. Better not worry about that.

Follow me on tumblr for aesthetics and mini-stories: ph1n0a

Specify & Respect

If you haven't heard of Maloreiy Webster's Specify & Respect Movement, make sure to look it up!

While I do appreciate proper criticism – because it shows the reader's interest in and their interaction with my story – it can drag me down on bad days. As a new writer, it is sometimes more discouraging than encouraging to hear what I could have done better. When I post a new chapter, it has already gone through alpha and beta, and I have probably thought too much about it rather than too little. That's why I urge you to leave Encouraging Comments Only. That doesn't mean they have to be empty phrases; there is nothing that I love more than a reader pointing out what they liked in particular, or reacting emotionally to the plot or certain characters. I also like reading analyses! It's just that in most cases, even well-intentioned advice is unsolicited advice all the same, and that doesn't help. I still have a lot to learn, but there are other ways for me to get that feedback and improve as a writer.

If you, however, have something else that you wish to share with me, I would appreciate your writing a PM. It may be the same content, but it feels different.

With that said, I answer every review if possible, no matter what – except for abusive comments. Thank you for your consideration, and I hope you'll enjoy my stories.

Allow me to end on something a wise man once said:

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

(Dumbledore, Albus P. W. B. "Rhetorics and How to Utterly Confound First Year Students." Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Ed Joanne K. Rowling. London: Bloomsbury, 1997. Print.)

I own but a humble collection of teacups and coasters — and barmy ideas, apparently. Haven't got a Sickle to my name. Harry Potter belongs to the brilliant JKR.

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Butterbeer Mustaches by sincerelychanda reviews
After the war, Hermione Granger decides to buy Flourish and Blotts and spend the rest of her life surrounded by books. Until, that is, she realizes just how much a certain Slytherin has changed after leaving Hogwarts. It only takes one cup of Butterbeer to get into trouble. / Fluff galore. One-shot turned multi-chap. I don't own these characters; they're just fun to play with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,137 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 7/20 - Draco M.
Obsessed by MalfoysMuggleMrs reviews
Hermione Granger's life becomes plagued by a violent stalker. Per request of the Ministry, Britain's brightest war heroine seeks refuge inside the one location where she's entirely untouchable. (**WINNER: Dramione FF Spring Awards for Best Hurt/Comfort Fic**)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,774 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 2/14 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Daphne G.
An Indefinite Amount of Forever by MotherofBulls reviews
Sequel to "Hot for Teacher"! Draco and Hermione embark on the next adventure of their lives together. They swiftly find that falling in love might be simple, but relationships are tricky. Through their friendships, insecurities, and love for each other, they learn what it means to be someone's Forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,511 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 5/18 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.]
Reformed by goldensnitch18 reviews
Draco Malfoy is released from Azkaban and sent to Hogwarts for his eighth year where he has a year to show that he can be reformed. Hermione Granger and her friends are struggling to come to terms with what has happened to them and move on, but she has agreed to be Malfoy's Muggle Studies tutor anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,133 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 9/1/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ginny W., Harry P.]
Follow the Leader by Kyonomiko reviews
It's eighth year and Draco decides to grab life by the horns and go after Hermione Granger. He didn't realize she could be the bold one. Dramione 2-part short story. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/13 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Cinnamon Sugar by MalfoysMuggleMrs reviews
"I said drop it, alright?" ... "Okay," Luna drawled before pausing entirely. "As you wish." / / Ginny and Luna spend an afternoon together down by the Black Lake. Written for the prompt listed inside. GW/LL femslash. Rated M for a reason. **ONE-SHOT**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/11 - [Ginny W., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Stolen Moments by Kyonomiko reviews
At Hogwarts, Hermione recognizes Draco Malfoy almost immediately but he only treats her cruelly. When he comes to her for help after the war, she discovers why that little boy she knew changed so much. Inspired by BoredRavenvlaw620's wonderful 'The Secret Life of Purebloods' in which Narcissa Malfoy takes a young Draco into the muggle world. EWE Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/2 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Secret Life of Purebloods by BoredRavenvlaw620 reviews
She may be a daughter of the ancient and most noble House of Black, but Narcissa Malfoy has a secret. She is fascinated by muggles. Join her and Draco as they take an adventure into muggle London where Draco makes friends with a small curly headed muggle girl. But little do they know, this muggle has a secret of her own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/1 - Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
I Am Jack's Broken Heart by Kyonomiko reviews
Draco returns to Hogwarts for his final year, unknown to nearly everyone. Through a magical mishap, Hermione Granger discovers his secret. She just gets the secret really wrong. Dramione EWE. Dramione Fanfiction Awards Spring 2017 and Granger Enchanted Awards 2017 Finalist
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/10 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Which Witch? by MrBenzedrine reviews
School lets out in one month, and Draco still hasn't told Hermione he's fallen for her. When she offers to help him win over the 'mystery woman' he's pining over, what is a Slytherin to do but say yes? - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest entry. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/16 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Playing Dead by MalfoysMuggleMrs reviews
"... It was either assimilate or be slaughtered." A 21st century witch-hunt forces Hermione and Draco to take on false identities and hide within the Muggle world. ONE-SHOT. Married Dramione. Lemons. Dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 161 - Published: 5/14 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Almost by tilly90 reviews
Draco Malfoy visits the same place, every year, to reminisce about his seven years at Hogwarts. It is now four years since the Battle of Hogwarts and he has finally accepted the inevitable conclusion of his story. DM/HG AU COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,047 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Good Start by Kyonomiko reviews
Hermione is looking for a little privacy, trying to avoid the revelry of the party happening in her common room. Unfortunately, she won't find any privacy in her own bed. Based on a Tumblr prompt from MrBenzedrine. Dramione Eighth Year EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/16 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Love Song of J Argus Filch by Kyonomiko reviews
Argus Filch may not have much, but he has his cat. Suspiciously, loyally, forever. Where did she come from, anyway? Mrs. Norris origin story one-shot. Not a crack fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14 - Argus F., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Wrapped In Red by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,736 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
First They Came for the Death Eaters by Kyonomiko reviews
The outcome of the Wizarding War was what no one expected. Hermione Granger finds herself in a position to show Draco Malfoy the ropes when it comes to living in the Muggle world. The future is unsure but she is determined to see him take his place in this new world. EWE Dramione. Mostly book compliant. On hiatus but left off at a relatively satisfying romantic position.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,362 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 7/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
A Touch of Bourbon by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy is taken aback when Hermione Granger shows up on his doorstep and decides to stay. Pushy, isn't she? One-shot. Rated M for smut/lemons/more smut. DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT COMPLETE Also a tad funny in places. Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
High on Magic by LightofEvolution reviews
After years of living a life as a successful doctor, Hermione is needed in the world of magic again. A dangerous drug causes dramatic problems for the magical society, and it's up to Hermione to solve them. And then there's this certain blond Auror she can't get out of her head... AU, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,616 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Marked by olivieblake reviews
Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,011 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
First They Came by Kyonomiko reviews
Draco Malfoy has been living in a world where wizards and muggles coexist with the help of Golden Girl Hermione Granger. When Theo Nott gives him a quick lesson in the fun to be had on the internet, Draco learns a tantalizing truth about the Gryffindor Princess. Suddenly he sees her in a new light. Dramione. M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Formalise by RattleTheStarsAndPages reviews
Draco Lucius Malfoy was nervous. This was somewhat unfamiliar to the Malfoy heir. Sure, he'd dated a multitude of women in his twenty-four years, but this was Hermione Granger. Smugly, in retrospect, he could now see that she had been as eager for time together as he was. - Drama, Angst, Banter, Sex on the boardroom table.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lost Images by EvilGu reviews
Epilogue up! MARRIAGE LAW Hermione must marry Draco Malfoy- the only wizard that (begrudgingly) petitioned for her who is not actively trying to kill her. If only there was some loop-hole... Can the unlikely pair survive marriage, in-laws, ghosts, murderous enemies, and their own traitorous feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 226,022 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dwaco by CRMediaGal reviews
Draco does not tend to little ones but has somehow been roped into getting up extra early, drinking from a Princess mug, wearing a Weasley jumper, and babysitting his messy cousin, Teddy Lupin. How on earth did that happen? Inspired by the artwork "Draco meets Teddy" by CaptBexx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Teddy L. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14715 - Favs: 21,490 - Follows: 13,513 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3043 - Favs: 4,813 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 5,886 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Exhale by In Dreams reviews
Draco never expected to win the war, because no matter the outcome, he was bound to lose. But perhaps not all is lost. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4424 - Favs: 6,769 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Faceless reviews
New year. New love. New threat. A powerful enemy is on the rise, and Hermione Granger finds herself intertwined in a relationship with Draco Malfoy – only she doesn't know it's him. / / RUNNER-UP: Enchanted Awards Summer 2017 for Best Relationship Development
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,402 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 3/28 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Inherently Inappropriate reviews
Draco's new relationship forces him to make friends out of former foes. But does it have to be like this? Really? And could someone teach Longbottom how to talk? / / Rated M for language and recreational drug use. EWE. One-Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Company of a Stranger reviews
"I'm not predictable." – "Yes, you are." When Hermione sets off to visit the biggest wizarding library in Europe all on her own, she doesn't expect to run into Draco. / / Light holiday read. EWE. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/7 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
If you insist, Malfoy reviews
"Bet you liked that, didn't you, Potter?" – "Not as much as you, apparently." / / DM/HP. One-Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete