AU:NOT DYSTOPIAN! The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. A/N: Harrymort. Voldy-Wins-AU.

This is the diary I found in Haruhi's closet... Enjoy! Kyouya

Eridan is an anthropologist who brings his cousin Karkat with him on his expedition to learn about the tribes of the Southern Jungles. Karkat has to keep his albinism a secret because of the tribes superstitions. Unfortunately Gamzee, a high ranking tribe member, discovers it. TW: Mentions of Blood, Drugging, Kidnapping, sexual innuendos, etc.

Amethyst is a prostitute in the Big Apple, and she couldn't be happier. She has amazing friends and has a comfortable life, in her eyes at least. The only problem is that the New York City Police Department started to turn their attention toward her actions. (Human AU. Amedot. Requested pairing by Gemini Artemis. New amazing cover image by reo-coquelicot from Tumblr!)

Harry and Sirius sent back in time by accident, in process they also face some side effects. Can they change the fate of the wizarding world ? Fem!Harry/ TR. Time travel. AU.

Lily Evans was actually a deity. As Harry's Divine parent, she blessed him with her death. Now that Voldemort is defeated and Harry is of age, Lily will be able to formally claim him as hers and lead him into a bright future where he attracts the attention of a certain Norse God of Mischief. Loki never saw this storm coming when Harry caught his eye. AN: SLASH. Loki/Harry.

Magnolia is no longer a safe place to live. Seven girls are already dead, murdered brutally by the Serial Killer dubbed "The Raven," and Magnolia's Police Force is no closer to finding out who did it than they were the day it started. There are no leads, no clues, and no suspects. To bad Lucy's next. AU

It's been 10 years since Kyo's mother passed. He's having a rough time, and Yuki comforts him. What happens when the cat finally catches the rat, but in a completely different way than he intended? What will Yuki do when he realizes he doesn't mind being caught? WARNING- MxM pairing, references to traumatizing events, and suicidal talk. Reviews would be appreciated, a lot. OOC

Dave Strider and John Egbert have been best friends for over six years though neither of them know any basic information about the other- not even each other's names. But what's to happen when they're suddenly living in the same town and going to the same school without knowing that it's their best friend? And what happens when they start to fall in love all over again?

Or, The Long Road To Rio. Takes place after the end of the anime, first season. A Kantai Collection fic featuring Akagi, Kaga, Souryuu, Hiryuu and Fubuki. RxR, but remember that reviews are moderated.

AU. Tom Riddle finds out that Harry Potter and his group of misfits are more than they seem. Harry catches his interest. Harry's downplayed power and desire for revenge, intrigue him. Tom decides to join in on the mischief, helping lead Harry into a bright, successful future. Harry's sister and parents will regret forgetting him. They'll regret getting rid of John. A/N:SLASH HP/TR.

In the summer after his second year, something unexpected happens to Harry. Changes are occurring, though he doesn't know it. What will he do when he realizes that the Basilisk venom and the Phoenix tears are turning him into something new entirely? How will this change the outcome against Voldemort? A/N: SLASH/Almost rape/rape/rape aftermath later on. UNDER REVISION!

(DEMONSTUCK) SkullCap (DirkJake)

Honey is done with being treated like a child. Fed up with a lack of respect, an assumption of stupidity, and an obligation to innocence, Mitsukuni begins to seek filthier ways to obtain some dominance. As his female host member begins to consume his mind, Honey decides to exercise his sick fantasies on the equally sick individual. Warning/Promise: Smut, Serious Sexiness, & Lust!

Ciel is forced undercover due to being the Queen's Guard Dog. And. To make matters worse, he has to wear a dress again. And again, and again.

The sum of each Harry Potter book, but in poetic form.

Jake isn't known for being careful. If anything, he's known to be bullheaded and clumsy, especially among his friends. But there's a secret he's kept from them his entire life to assure their safety, and he never dreamed one night would change everything. DirkJake Werefox AU.

Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back. (This is a collaboration fic with the wonderful Sachi-sama!)

Haruhi and Kyouya are both planning on yet another simplistic, ordinary, and utterly dull New Year's Eve... but something different might just be headed their way. The hosts' lives take twists and turns as they take on the rollercoaster of high school and see how a new year can bring new changes to the table.

Two parents need to protect their baby and use Dark Magic. But the ritual has a negative effect and their daughter's deadly touch cannot be broken without her soulmate. When they are killed, they watch over her as she grows. But she can see them and others as well. And when Death comes along, he becomes her uncle. How will Hogwarts handle the young necromancer? Will the dead help?

(NOT TO BE CONNECTED TO MY ONESHOT WINTER BREAK WITH THE STRIDERS!) John and Mr. Egbert spend the time with Dave and Bro in Texas after John graduates from high school. Little do they know that they are kind of famous... (Dirk and Bro are the same character. Timelines are merged in this and only John is related to Dad) Rated for sexual content, language and Striders

He never expected that Yuki would be the one to make his day better. YukixKyo

When Sherlock learns what John "Three Continents" Watson's army nickname was for, he realizes he's got the perfect opportunity for a first-hand experiment in physical passion from the one person he can actually stand to be touched by. John thinks there might be a bit more to it than that.

Sherlock is a mutated merman who is looked down upon for his appearance. He lives far away from the pod and prefers to stay in his chosen cove. And then one day, an amazing creature makes its way into his home and Sherlock is shocked to learn of other creatures besides the humans and his fellow merfolk. He also becomes possessive of this creature and wants to keep him for himself.

Sherlock is a single mother who needs a flatmate in order to move into a bigger flat with her daughter. Problem, no one bothers to see the flat once they know she has a daughter. Jean is an ex-soldier looking for a flat-share and excitement. Problem, her life is extremely boring and she can't walk normally. The three end up being what each other needs. A/N: FEM-SLASH.

Hadrian is an androgynous boy who meets a special 'snake' in the zoo on his cousin's eleventh birthday. This 'snake' will help him through his journey into the magical world. Hadrian will learn to use his looks to sway the masses and to use his cunning to get what he wants. Imagine his shock to find out that his new 'snake' is actually a person! A/N: Harry/Tom SLASH.Horcrux! HIATUS

The twins know a secret about Kyoya - he's still a virgin. When they offer to play a little game with him to find the perfect one, he reluctantly agrees.

Soulmate AU proposed by me. *In a world where you only see things in the various shades of your own eye color and then when you lay eyes on your soulmate, you finally see in full color.* Both John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have Heterochromia Iridis and it affects their lives.

A/N: FemHarry: Snape's memories had the answer. But he had accidentally let more than he thought loose. Harry meets someone from Snape's memory and has no power to stop this person from sending her back. Back through time and she has no way of returning home. Then, she finds out something shocking and understands that the very reason Snape was good, was because of her and her eyes!

John is a retired Army veteran who works at Jurassic World and is loved by the Raptors. Sherlock is the manager who is attracted to John but has a job to do and doesn't want to deal with the possibility that John won't like him the moment he starts speaking. And then Sherlock bucks up. John couldn't be happier.

December 2012. For the second time in as many days, Sherlock was allowing himself to be led to the bedroom. This time, at least, he wasn't significantly inebriated. John and Sherlock have anal sex for the first time on their first Christmas as partners. Directly after the events of "A Most Human Person" Chapter 1 - probably read that first. Feels and smut.

Permission given by magneatooo on Tumblr. Soulmate AU where your soulmate's first words to you are found on some part of the body. Except person A' has no words and goes through life thinking they don't have a soulmate, when person B' comes along, excitedly showing A' their words and it takes A' a minute to realize that B' is mute. A/N: JOHNLOCK. Sherlock A', John B'.

Tom Riddle thought he was dreaming the first time, but when he repeatedly visits the same boy, he realizes that bigger things are at work. He watches the boy in the cupboard grow from a small child and into a young man. His brotherly affections begin to wane. What will he do when the boy isn't so little anymore? Could he even imagine? Those Avada eyes calling to him. A/N: SLASH!

This is a Demonstuck AU and my first fanfiction ever, so some tips and advice would be great. THERE WILL BE SMUT AND RAPE IN THIS. OKAY. No hate. This is my fanfiction after all. w I hope you enjoy!

Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Demonstuck, DirkJake AU.

People will do strange things when they believe the safety of a friend is in danger; things people never thought possible. It started as any normal day for the Axis Powers. They woke up and were attacked by the Allies, who hoped to end the war. Italy was on the side lines waving his white flag and hoping not to get hurt, or so everyone thought.

The cafe was cool and cozy, perfect for such a hot summer, and the staff seemed very polite and helpful. It was perfect for a date. Only, this wasn't a date. She was here for the sex and the person she intended to meet was the prostitute who was going to give it to her. He was a handsome man, and she knew it was going to be one expensive ride for her. AU.

Little John sends a letter to his friend and messes up the address. A return letter, containing his own letter, starts a friendship that leads into love later on. With some drama in between. #kidlock #teenlock #Johnlock.

Lucy's out, Natsu's knocked out, Cana's drunk, Mira's matchmaking, Loke's being a playboy, you have to babysit Natsu, and this was actually supposed to be a oneshot. What could possibly go wrong? NatsuxReader. Hints of Laxanna. Give it a try! Reviews are nice! **CHAPTER TWO IS UP & ONE IS EDITED**

You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

John's priorities are exposed. Sherlock approves.

It wasn't as much about the church as it was about the preachers son. It was hard to avoid such reminders on the internet some times but even harder to explain what it reminded him of. HumanAU! Kurkri.

Jake wants to deal with this ghost in his house and make it out of this night alive. Dirk just wants to ask his dumb boyfriend to move in with him already. But in the midst of dealing with an angry spirit, he admits he could probably time things better.

Ciel decides to be a neko for halloween, and his butler approves immensely. He's a sexy, barely dressed neko. What's a butler to do besides scratch his kitty's itch? WARNING! male-male don't like, don't read PWP pretty much. Better than the summary

Sequel to Why do you love him? - Lilith is a secret that only the Phantomhive Household and Undertaker know about but when she becomes 17 and bumps into William how will their relationship grow? What will happen when he finds out who she is? How will Undertaker try to protect her? Rated M Undertaker x OC - William x OC - some Sebastian x Grell - Rape - Abuse - Adorable scenes

Hikaru and Karou don't know about each others crushes, until one asks Kyoya. What will happen when they find out about each others crush? What will they do when someone tries to ruin everything they worked for? Can their friends help? Rated M for sexual content and some language. Yaoi and incest! Hikaru/Karou

Terezi encourages Karkat to host a sleepover at his hive to get everyone together, but when everyone comes over it's mad chaos! Will Karkat be able to control the party or will he and Terezi experience complete chaos at it's finest? Karkat X Terezi along with John X Dave and Rose X Kanaya! M for sexual content! (on hiatus, may or may not continue)

With everyone abandoning him during the TriWizard Tournament, Harry comes up with a plan. He knows how he's going to deal with the dragon. But his decision, will change so many things and not for the better it seems. A/N: Angst/Depression/Death/Sad/Possible SLASH/M-rated. Don't like, don't read.

"But why a frog? That seems kinda random." "Frogs are hard to catch, but once you've got 'em, they tend to stay." Kanda smiled, moving to sit next to Allen. "Too bad they aren't cute too." Allen blushed. "Tree frogs are cute! They're adorable!" Kanda tapped the end of the younger exorcist's nose with his index finger. "Alright, my little tree frog." Yullen. R&R!

NaLu Week Day 1: Gift. Long-distance relationships can be hard. It doesn't take long for Natsu and Lucy to realize this.

John has developed a sort of attraction to his best friend. He hopes to make a move during Dave's stay at his house. He has all summer to make one, but will he be able to work up the courage, or will he chicken out like he has so many times in the past (dom John/ sub Dave Hope you enjoy it guys ( . . )

Haruhi didn't believe that the Haninozuka heir could be anything like Kyoya. So she wakes him from his nap one day and gets more than she bargained for. He has DID? How? And since when?

Dave is trying to start a fresh start in a new town, When he in his new school meets Karkat Vantas, At thirst he doesn't notice but as time goes, He begins to think something is off.. My first Fanfic!:3. This is a Davekat not SolDave. Rated M for future smut.

Haruhi has a secret, not even Kyoya knows. What's her secret? She's a Sohma. Not just any Sohma either she is the forgotten Zodiac. How is she going to keep this from the Host Club?- LOL srry I can't write good summaries. Discontinued. Srry.

Your name is Dave Strider, and you have been trying to propose to your boyfriend for the past six months, to no avail. Basically, it's five times Dave was awkward, and one time he was even more so.

Grell finally gets Sebastian to himself for a night but what happens when Sebastian falls in love with him and what will William think and how will he react? Rated M just incase (I have a bit of a Dirty mind LOL) Mainly Sebastian x Grell - Some William x Grell - MPreg - Rape

Upon being captured, Ralph is made a plaything for Jack Merridew's pleasure. When Jack realises he wants Ralph in ways that are more than physical, could their relationship be salvaged? (Rating to change in the next few chapters.)

Dave never knew john began self harm, until they were close to having 'fun'. rated M for yaoi ouo rated: horrible, because I suck at all fanfictions and this was the only one out of fifteen that i actually fucking finished. O h. also because im horrible at grammar .3.

Tomorrow could be her last day to live. What if they didn't return from the moon and succumbed to Asura's madness? There were a lot of things unsaid between Maka and her partner, and she would make sure to leave for the greatest battle in her life with no regrets.

Jake and John are moving to a new city in England to attend university. Dirk is a new professor at said university, whom lives with his little bro, Dave. These four's lives will soon be undeniably linked. Rated M for lemon, all four ships based around the main characters will be used.

JohnDave, Hammertime,Pepsicola,DaveJohn,Knight Of Breath, and all the other ship names for Dave and You'll just have to read I suck at Hit me up on my Tumblr, The rating might change over Possible Oh and hints of DadxBro, and RosexKanaya, and -Phosey

The twins are doing their club routine when all of a sudden Hikaru decides to throw a curve and actually kiss Karou. Will a new type of love form between these brothers. What will their family and friends say? Rated M for sexual content... Yaoi and Incest if you don't like don't read. if you do then enjoy and please read and Review! Multi-chapter story

Gray is beginning to regret agreeing to Natsu's bet... and Natsu is enjoying the hell out of making Gray uncomfortable. Will Gray still be innocent after seven days of enslavement? Seme!Natsu x Uke!Gray, rated M. Slight LyonxGray. YAOI. Don't like, don't read. -When *** comes first, does love follow?- COMPLETE

John and Dave decided to do one of those sexual christmas rps. John is Santa and Dave is the elf who just so happens to be on the naughty list. you get the idea. this is basically (really bad) pwp. nothing more.

Ciel Phantomhive, a 17 year old high school student gets plagued by sinful dreams; brought to him by Sebastian, an incubus from hell. When said man suddenly starts working for his parents, Ciel gets sucked into a world of lust and pleasure, yet at the same time deception and secrets. CielXSebastian, AloisXClaude Modern AU [ON HOLD]

It was all for a reason. Indeed. Takes place following The Rebellion Story. A SaiMadoka 2013 fic. Accepting only reviews from Registered Users. Register with before leaving a review, otherwise it won't be accepted.

Momiji and Haru are sent to Ouran for there last year of high school. Akito's orders. The first person Momiji meets is a boy who looks like him. To his shock, he and Haru are asked to join the host club. They deside to test there luck and join. Will Momiji and Mitsukuni become friends or more than that. M for later chapters. Yaoi! Momiji x Mitsukuni

Dave seems like the total coolkid but in reality it's hard for him to even get outta bed sometimes. John's this adorakable kid he meets online that he instantly falls for. John sees something he shouldn't have, the fighting and what it does to Dave. The bruises and the cuts on him. This sends John into a mini shock and actually upsets him drastically. Bro does love Dave to death!

Your name is Dirk Strider, and your best friend- and crush- Jake currently wants you to come over so he can confess something to you. Of course, you already know what he is going to say, and you obviously feel the same way. Why not go ahead and skip the talking and show him in other ways? DirkJake smut

It's been about half a year now and it becomes habit for Dave to sneak out to see John and everything that entails. Pepsi Cola (DaveJohn)

What do you do when you're at a sleepover and have absolutely nothing to do? Why, Truth or Dare of course! Will this suspenseful night ruin the friendships of 8 friends? Well, you'll have to read to find out! (Rated T for language)

John has a piano recital today, and is highly nervous at the fact that his long time crush Dave will probably see through his lie and show up. Of course, Dave knows, and wants to help calm him down in more ways than one. John/Dave smut.

It was all I could do to shut him up. It seemed as though he would never stop, so I took actions into my own hands- literally. (DaveKat) One-shot involving most of the entire thing being aimless licking and doing things with body parts. *wink wink*

Tohru thought she knew everything about the Sohma's secret. But what she learns next will surprise her, and bring her and the Sohmas closer together than ever before.

Jade drags Karkat to her apartment as a deal he made for an apology. He starts to realize he might be flushing for her, and he finds out what popcorn and blankets are. Then the long awaited cuddling occurs. Jade/Karkat. Fluff. c: (And of course Karkat cusses, when doesn't he?)

Soul was the kind of guy that you think was well … cool. Maka on the other hand was a bookworm, but she was smart, stubborn and kind. Lots of lemon! BTW I do not own Soul Eater, but of course you knew that right! Soul X Maka and A little bit of Kid X Maka and add Drama. And what do you get... a whole lot of Crazy! Please Review! REVIEW!

What do you get when you mix the Hitachiin twins and a one week long bet? Yaoi and chaos- Rated M for future Chapters.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.

Karkat Vantas, a young prince, must travel through the black forest to reach his fiance's kingdom. Only the Black forest is the most dangerous place in all the kingdoms. Only one Gamzee Makara, a deranged man, can safely lead him through the darkest forest. Humanstuck

When Kyoya has to deal with a over spending idiot, he doesn't expect his feelings to be returned or what happens in the middle of the club activites.

THIS IS STRAIGHT UP YAOI! NO PLOT! NO SUMMARY! JUST YAOI! written terribly but is yaoi nonetheless RATED M FOR YAOI! SluttyCanada!

He knew you wouldn't be able to handle it. In your life, it has always been hate for hate and lust for lust- but what is the outcome of love for hate? Highblood/Sufferer Oneshot

Crona is crying and Kid is there to make him feel better. Yaoi, lemon, and smut. Not really any plot. One-shot.

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

KYO x YUKI romance. Expect lots of LEMONS and laughter as the cat and the mouse find love and acceptance in the most unlikely places. Please R&R! UPDATED RECENTLY: CH7 CLOSE ENCOUNTERS P2

Faced with an uncomfortable question, Ronald Knox goes to Grell to help him clear up some confusion. RonaldxGrell SMUT

Renge decides to make a bet with Hikaru, determined to prove to him that, despite what he thinks, being an otaku is very sexy. Renge/Hikaru. M for strong sex references. Read&Review.

When I saw his eyes with out a shield I found myself falling for the person I never thought I would, I ended up falling for the person I never really saw.' KyoXYuki yaoi/shonen-ai !ON HIATUS!

Someone has been stealing Kyouya's underwear and he's going to get answers. Though they may not be the ones he's expecting...-yaoi-

One-shot Tamaki x Nekozawa. Tamaki discovers he can be quite kinky with the right amount of prompting.

Haruhi finally sees what is written in Kyoya's notebook.

because we need more kuroganexfai oneshot full of lemoney limey citrusy goodness.

Being in an orgy is more trouble than anyone can think, especially if you’re the only woman and the men are insatiable. But Haruhi manages like she always does. Futurefic. TamakiKyouyaHikaruKaoruMoriHaruhiHoney in no order whatsoever.

What happens when the Sohma family are seized by boredom and an insane fanfic writer? Easy. They play truth or dare!

Every house has its secrets…