Little Miss Delliham
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Joined 09-16-03, id: 456045, Profile Updated: 09-22-08
Author has written 17 stories for Stargate: SG-1, StarTrek: Voyager, Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, and Doctor Who.

PRINCESS OF THE PINK CHEESE PEOPLE!! ~worship cheese, the one and only god!

~xoxox~

Welcome & Hello unwilling victim... cough i mean beloved reader!!

thankyou for droping by the realm of la ham...

I am your hostess for this evening. To the left we have a collection of works by the tallented author, myself, that im sure you will be more that impressed to read. To the right we have some pretty links that will take you to my website link so can have the chance to see more of my wonderful works and finnaly, to the very bottom, on every page you will find this little blue button ccalled 'review'. Clicking this will keep your goddess happy and prevent smiting.

thankyou for taking the guided tour of 'Little Miss Dellihams' profile.

have a nice day...

oh, and beware of the spell check, hes really not that good, sometimes bites, but we will forgive him, he is afterall american and doesnt understand the proper use of the letter 'u'.

~xoxox~

Miss 'Els Top 5 Shipper Pet Peeves

5) Magical, wonderful gateroom weddings (unless a parody ofcourse) attended by all their alies and top gevernment people.

4) Sam 'assuming' Jack never wants kids. he may, he may not, but its never a reason for them not getting together!!

3) Them 'getting it on' on an alien planet, wether it be alien influence or stranded, then keeping it to themselves when the get back to earth.

2) Sam and Jack having a child together that a)neither of them remember, b)some alien race made, c)altenate universe sent to them or d) any other crazy idea other than they accually got married and raised a normal happy family.

1) Jack calling Sam 'baby' - makes me want to puke, i dont care how good your plot is, or how well its written, i see this word and close down, no second chances.

~xoxox~

Fav Ships & Stuff

Stargate: Sam/Jack, Daniel/Janet, Anubis/Jonas's Banana (dont ask), Im a McWeir Shipper too!

DrWho/TW: Doctor/Donna friendship, Jack/everything and anything, want to kill Martha

Bones: Brennan/Booth, Angela/Jack

Criminal Minds: Morgan/Garcia friendship only, Reid/Elle friendship - against CM slash and Reid/JJ >:(

NCIS: Ziva/DiNozzo

~xoxox~

QUESTION

"Whats big, green, furry and has millions of legs?"

Who ever can answer this i will write a drabble for in whatever catagory they choose!!

ai'nt that grand? make you just want to jump up & message me right now??

nup, didnt think so...

~xoxox~

Some fun quotes (before you go LOL)

-- Wash:- Im a leaf on the wind!

Reaver Harpoon:- you're a leaf pinned to the chair!!

-- Sonic screwdriver? who looks at a screwdriver and thinks... 'oooh! this could be a little more sonic'??

-- Honey... the butlers dead!!

-- Aliens dont wear lofars!

~xoxox~

Thanx for getting this far! LOL :D

Have fun today & always smile!!

xoxox

~Del

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Warriors, Pink Cakes and 'lil Gray Butts by Cjay reviews
Another stirring chapter in the continuing adventures of that delectable hard candy confection, with the soft chewy center, Jack O’Neill.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,311 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2005 - J. O'Neill, C. Mitchell
Obsession by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
Dr. Spencer Reid did not expect to walk into work and find himself the center of a stalker's obsession, and he did not expect to find himself in her office with a microphone inviting her out for coffee...Reidcentric casefile-ish. COMPLETE
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,641 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Unnamed Deaths by Smileylion reviews
A tribute to all those who went on missons, and never came back. This is to those characters who died, never being named. Set season 9.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - C. Mitchell - Complete
Against All Odds by K. Elisabeth reviews
Booth is seriously injured and lands in Intensive Care, leaving Brennan only able to hope that he will come out of it alive, against all odds. Oneshot, BB and Hodgela.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Cheesecake Mornings by denise1 reviews
After her kidnapping, Sam needs a little help getting her mojo back - Sam and Jack friendship
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Hands by Bekki reviews
When they hold me, I feel safer than I ever could. They hold me sparingly. And so I memorize their every detail so that one day maybe I won’t even need them to hold me. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Simple Goodbye by Eilidh17 reviews
Daniel bids farewell to a dear friend. A tribute to Don S Davis
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2008 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
After the Light Has Gone by Rogue Cnidarian reviews
Too close. DanielJanet; angst; episode coda.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - J. Fraiser, D. Jackson - Complete
I'd Rather Die by mara-anni reviews
On a mission to destroy a major Goa'uld stronghold, the truth of Jack's Zatarc confession becomes apparant. Season 4, AU. Jack&Sam
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Philosophy by Mrs. Pollifax reviews
Gen, Jonas Quinn, season 10. When Jonas left the SGC, he was asked to help lead his people. He probably didn’t think it would look like this.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2008 - J. Quinn - Complete
Fallen From Grace by Bekki reviews
Jack snapped his head toward the sound. Sitting against the wall behind him was a leggy blonde, with a leather jacket and black jeans. What on Earth was Carter doing here? Missing scenes from Abyss S/J
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Doctor and Rose: Adventures in TVLand by go.suck.on.a.lemon reviews
The Doctor and Rose are sucked into the TV and visit all my favourite and least favourite TV shows. Yours too, if you request them. Some DoctorRose. Post Doomsday and reunion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Hello, Yellow Brick Road by Bekki reviews
Jack pointed to the small cottages, then to the large green city on the horizon. At Daniel’s perplexed look, he then removed one of the shoes from the dead woman’s feet and held it in the air. It was slender, sparkly and…red.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Minutiae by Mrs. Pollifax reviews
Sam/Jack. Lives are built out of the tiniest of moments. Drabbles.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Incident of the Cheese Toasties in the Nighttime by Rogue Cnidarian reviews
Follow on prequel - if that makes any sense - to 'New Year 2002'. Janet, Jack and his cheese toasties. Humour; gen.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2008 - J. Fraiser, J. O'Neill - Complete
Let the World Spin by Annerb reviews
SG-1’s stranded off world. Some of them are having a more difficult time accepting it than others. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Girls and Jaffa Do Not Fight Fair by Kalquessa reviews
SG-1 return from a mission-gone-wrong and recount their misadventures for General Jack. Teal'c references Star Wars, Daniel has difficulty with some chainmail and Sam has all the fun, as usual. Season 8.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Other End Of The Universe by celticfox reviews
There is a bar, built on the dreariest planet in the universe,for the losers and the rejects of the galaxy. Doctor WhoHitchhiker's Guide crossover.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Physicochemical Composition of Alcohol and Girls by hariboo-smirks reviews
Some nights you just have to let go and have fun. SamVala friendship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2007 - S. Carter, Vala - Complete
Cliffhanger by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mal and Jayne have had a long day. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Mal, Jayne - Complete
Snow Angel by lia-finn reviews
Captured, hope of rescue gone, things happen. No regrets. But finally, back at home, they realize what was made in that cold, snowy planet. JS DJ. WARNING! IN CHAPTER 3, RATING IS HIGHER!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,005 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Where's Home? by Toomi reviews
Cam and Vala try to find a way home while searching for the AU members of SG-1. Crossover with Farscape episode 'A Human Reaction.' CV. Blue Moon Award winner.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,916 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Vala - Complete
Brain Man by AstroGirl reviews
A crossover between Farscape and Futurama, featuring everybody's favorite neural clone, Harvey.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Secrets by xShippyAngelx reviews
The secrets between Sam and Jack. Just a crazy thought of mine at the end of Beneath The Surface.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Prophet of Troy by Alasse Faelivrin reviews
Cassie teams up with the SGC to rescue a friend.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Cassandra F. - Complete
Fear without reason, reason without fear by xShippyAngelx reviews
It took Sam a little time to know the real Jack O'Neill. That was when she truly fell for him.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Second Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever by Evil Midnight Lurker reviews
Just read it, it won't take you very long.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Astrophysicist For Rent by BiteMeTechie reviews
Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
That's Using Your Noodle by Cleo the Muse reviews
On a perfectly normal night on the town, the team finds... religion? Parody ahead!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Once in Motion by TaciteMuse reviews
The glimpses of what could be... and what is. [SJ]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Silenced Screams by Zhaan reviews
A horrible event from Jack’s past may holds some of the answers to Sam’s abduction and torture.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,382 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/18/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
To Touch the Edge of Peace by Ayiana2 reviews
Jack returns from Washington, and Sam helps him find an important piece of his past.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Pouring Down by Toomi reviews
Sam and Jack do some thinking while it rains. Written for a prompt on GW.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Always Times Thousands by Kat Spencer reviews
Jack comes down from DC to visit Sam while she is recuperating in the infirmary. 'LITS' spoilers
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Thor by VisualIDentificationZeta reviews
[JackSam established] SUMMARY: Jack and Thor undergo some male bonding after meeting for the first time on Othalla.... SERIES OVER
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Hard on Himself by Narnian Sprite reviews
Jack O'Neill's younger clone decides to have some fun at his expense. Rather short oneshot, designed for fun and fun only. Not serious at ALL. Dedicated to Cappuccino Afternoon.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Mother Goauld's Collection of Nursery Rhymes by Writer117 reviews
These are my 15 yo daughter's writings. Nursery Rhymes SG1 Style
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Wings of the Apocalypse by sharim reviews
We have seven months until the planet is wiped out, Carter. And that's optimistic. SJ. AU.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Understanding by fan4craze reviews
Janet contemplating after the team gets back from a mission.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2006 - J. Fraiser - Complete
Memoirs of a Chevron Guy by Silver Damascus reviews
At some point during my twoweek vacation, General O’Neill decided it would be a good idea to barricade the base, seal off the mountain, and declare it a sovereign country.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
Of Studying and Pants by Aoife-hime reviews
[Sam x Jack] Sam spends the night at the SGC again but it's not the same fare as usual. Based on a quote from Albert Einstein included at the end.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Classified by akiko-dono reviews
He was alive. It was a miracle, but he was nonetheless. Takes place after Jack's frozen in Antarctica and Sam survives the whole Fifth mess. Oneshot, romance, SJ, all that jazz.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
See You Space Cowboy by Vicky Ocean reviews
Jack resigns and disappears to explore the darker corners of his past. The rest of SG1 tries to keep things together in the wake of tragedy. Major Character Death.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,690 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Major Carter Gets Pregnant by EmmyH reviews
Title really says it all. Sort of a satire of all the pregnancy!fics out there. Humor. Enjoy, and please review!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Teal'c, S. Carter - Complete
The Life He Left Behind by JenCamp reviews
After the events in 'Beneath the Surface' Jack can't deal with his feelings for Sam and leaves the SGC to help his exwife, unaware that Sam's life is about to change forever. JS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,748 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Because Pretending Would Be Easier by JD11 reviews
A possibility of Sam’s life over the years after the battle over Antarctica. JackSam some SamMcKay
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
Beyond the Stars by Shonetta reviews
Post-Endgame. When Voyager's return has tragic consequences for Janeway, Chakotay goes back in time to change history. A new timeline begins with new and old adventures for the crew. J/C. AU season seven .
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 268,339 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 8/15/2002 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Transsexual General Hammond and his New Stilettos by Silver-Flame12 reviews
This is about General Hammond as a transsexual and how much he loves his new stilettos....
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005
Plans by ChappaEyebrow reviews
Marriage is a partnership, Carter, not a chain of command."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Chicken Pox! by Shanna1 reviews
Jack catches the chicken pox causing his and Sam's relationship to change forever. Continued in part two.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 292 - Words: 243,331 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Dude, Where's My Rum! by ToTheMoonAndBack reviews
One day, Jack wakes up and the rum in all of the Caribbean is gone. He, Will, Natalie, Jessica, and the crew of the Black Pearl go on a quest to find out where the rum has gone, encountering many random sights
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,568 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004
Points of Steering by Angel Leviathan reviews
Get out of the car, Sam, or I use the horn and he’ll have to get out here to see what’s going on...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Prodigal Son, er, Daughter? by SocialSuicide reviews
Her name is Carter T. O'Neill-Jackson, and the first few things she did after coming through the event horizon were to point a weapon at Danny's head, announce that no one was allowed to touch her guns, and challenge Jack O'Neill's authority. RR
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,575 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004
Broken Glass by kelinor reviews
A bit dark (okay, a lot dark) from me I'm afraid. Jack cannot face much more... UPDATE: An author's note, not another chapter..
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - J. O'Neill
Finding Carter by Gimli2003 reviews
How to find your 2IC offworld
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003
Frozen Hearts by angelofstargatesg-1 reviews
Takes place after "Lost City, Part 2" Sam comes to terms with her loss of Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Stargate Big Brother 2003 by Ruthie reviews
It's day one in the Big Brother house. Jack and Martouf are already having a fight with a frozen cod. NOW COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
Bound and Broken by Jackiwi reviews
A nightmare world for Sam and Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,584 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 11/19/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Greater Good by AfterTheFall reviews
Their sacrifice was for a Greater Good. You must not forget that'. (Character Death).
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Jacob C., J. O'Neill
Ironic Star Trek Deaths: Voyager by Chaotic Boredom reviews
YES! Time to kill off the character you hate in the most ironic way possible! I have a large number of rather ironic deaths, but suggestions are always welcome. Seven is up! Yes! I have killed her!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003
Ra's Wrath Of Revenge by Abby R and Ali D reviews
Ra is alive and has taken the SGC over with a very strange illness.......Chapter 9 is up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002
The Wind from Nowhere by Ted Sadler reviews
The sideeffects of field rations, as explained to an alien
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2003 - J. Quinn, Teal'c - Complete
Gossip by Ellie5 reviews
Sometimes the grapevine isn't too far of the truth
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2002 - J. Fraiser, D. Jackson
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Just An Ordinary Madman reviews
Can you change back? She asked, yes he had said, Will you?. The innnertermoils of the brain dont always make sence! LOL enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
When Darkness Falls reviews
A young lass gently knocked on her doorframe. “Ma’am” her voice was soft. “Mr. Ronan wanted you to know that Dr. McKay is still out on pier 3.” Elizabeth sighed. He had been out there every day since they had got back, sometimes on the one spot for hours
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Raisin All Sorts Of Trouble reviews
AKA the secret to raisins... These a'nt no raisins! Jack stopped, mouth half open, displaying its half chewed contents...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/18/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Smoke reviews
Smoke filled his lungs, Smoke stung his eyes, Smoke surrounded him
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/5/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Time To Spare reviews
There was a time in my life when I was scared of the dark. I think it was when I was about three years old…
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/5/2006 - J. Fraiser
The Nox Who Rox reviews
Random, Crazy and did I mention Random? Fictional RPG characters hit the SGC!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006
Understanding reviews
What happened if Desperate Measures had ended differently? If SG1 hadn’t got there on time and there was no going back for Carter? m15 rating plus my formating is stuffed! 1198 hits and still only 1 reveiw!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/15/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
Times Tale reviews
Just something I in English class. Dont be affraid of "poem" it may have a follow story!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
The Cassandra Effect reviews
Why does everyone around her keep dying? And why didnt anyone invite her to the funeral? Has she been forgotten? SPOILER for Heros part 2
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Cassandra F.
Shadows of the Heart reviews
Underneath all this happiness and caring lay a heavily burdened heart, filled with the hurt, past days had left behind. Now I’m telling it, for her. This is Cassandras story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Cassandra F.
Message In A Bottle reviews
Sams POV. - Well that’s it. No more secrets, I’m going to break the silence, let it all out, regain my freedom
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
No Gavin! reviews
what happens if frodo says "Are we there yet" one too many times.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/31/2004
Just Walk Away reviews
Song-Fic. Sam hands in her resignation because of her feelings.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
What He Use To Be reviews
He use to be Colonel Jonathan O’Neill. SG-1s bravest man, most trusted, universe’s number one good guy. But that was before. Oh, Disclaimer: Not mine per usual
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2004 - J. O'Neill
Jack and the Cheese man reviews
Walking, talking cheese people and Jack O'Neil, No.1 cheese lover.....
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Storm reviews
A storm is aproaching - or is it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 11/1/2003
A funny thing happened yesterday reviews
A funny thing happened yesterday...or was it today?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 11/1/2003