Author has written 17 stories for Stargate: SG-1, StarTrek: Voyager, Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, and Doctor Who.
PRINCESS OF THE PINK CHEESE PEOPLE!! ~worship cheese, the one and only god!
Welcome & Hello unwilling victim... cough i mean beloved reader!!
thankyou for droping by the realm of la ham...
I am your hostess for this evening. To the left we have a collection of works by the tallented author, myself, that im sure you will be more that impressed to read. To the right we have some pretty links that will take you to my website link so can have the chance to see more of my wonderful works and finnaly, to the very bottom, on every page you will find this little blue button ccalled 'review'. Clicking this will keep your goddess happy and prevent smiting.
thankyou for taking the guided tour of 'Little Miss Dellihams' profile.
have a nice day...
oh, and beware of the spell check, hes really not that good, sometimes bites, but we will forgive him, he is afterall american and doesnt understand the proper use of the letter 'u'.
Miss 'Els Top 5 Shipper Pet Peeves
5) Magical, wonderful gateroom weddings (unless a parody ofcourse) attended by all their alies and top gevernment people.
4) Sam 'assuming' Jack never wants kids. he may, he may not, but its never a reason for them not getting together!!
3) Them 'getting it on' on an alien planet, wether it be alien influence or stranded, then keeping it to themselves when the get back to earth.
2) Sam and Jack having a child together that a)neither of them remember, b)some alien race made, c)altenate universe sent to them or d) any other crazy idea other than they accually got married and raised a normal happy family.
1) Jack calling Sam 'baby' - makes me want to puke, i dont care how good your plot is, or how well its written, i see this word and close down, no second chances.
Fav Ships & Stuff
Stargate: Sam/Jack, Daniel/Janet, Anubis/Jonas's Banana (dont ask), Im a McWeir Shipper too!
DrWho/TW: Doctor/Donna friendship, Jack/everything and anything, want to kill Martha
Bones: Brennan/Booth, Angela/Jack
Criminal Minds: Morgan/Garcia friendship only, Reid/Elle friendship - against CM slash and Reid/JJ >:(
"Whats big, green, furry and has millions of legs?"
Who ever can answer this i will write a drabble for in whatever catagory they choose!!
ai'nt that grand? make you just want to jump up & message me right now??
nup, didnt think so...
Some fun quotes (before you go LOL)
-- Wash:- Im a leaf on the wind!
Reaver Harpoon:- you're a leaf pinned to the chair!!
-- Sonic screwdriver? who looks at a screwdriver and thinks... 'oooh! this could be a little more sonic'??
-- Honey... the butlers dead!!
-- Aliens dont wear lofars!
Thanx for getting this far! LOL :D
Have fun today & always smile!!