Consulting Moose-Lord
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Joined 02-22-13, id: 4560717, Profile Updated: 09-12-14
Author has written 4 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Sherlock, and Supernatural.

Formerly: Anime1Manga2Lover3

I like fanfiction. Fanfiction is cool.

Character / Reader. Enjoy!

Melody

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

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The Artist and the Doctor by theshadowphantom102 reviews
Claire Carlo was a very shy and timid art major with little to no confidence in herself. Suddenly her world is turned upside down when a man called The Doctor shows up and saves her town from an alien. An alien she made up. [11th Doctor/OC]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,981 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, OC
Things I Thought I Understood by Chessmin reviews
Elizabeth and John meet in Afghanistan in the middle of a war. But once John is killed in an ambush and Elizabeth is discharged because of her injuries, she decides to carry out the one thing John asked of her: take care of his bizarre flatmate, Sherlock Holmes, if he didn't make it home. Sherlock/OC. (we'll see how this goes, eh?)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 116,075 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC]
The Winchester Way by Dean's Dirty Little Secret reviews
Dean doesn't let anybody close, not since Lisa. So when he starts to fall for Amie, a hunter the boys have worked with in the past, everything changes. Now he must contend not only with monsters, demons, and rogue angels, but he also has to figure out what to do about his growing feelings for this woman. (M rating for language/graphic sex.) Dean x OC. Reviews appreciated!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,577 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Dean W., OC] - Complete
Into Darkest Darkness by The Elusive Author reviews
Khan/OC - The war is coming.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,700 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan
A Friend by the-consulting-avenger reviews
Sam and Dean are long gone, Castiel is in need of a friend. (Warning: OC character; this was written for a friend of mine on tumblr: castiel-homo-of-the-lord)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Castiel - Complete
Schwuppdiwupp by anonymous-unknown reviews
One-Shot. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts. Castiel, Gabriel, Balthazar and a couple OC sister angels. Dean, Sam and Bobby get to witness a chaotic sibling smack down.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Castiel - Complete
Reid's Little Secret by Shadow Sakura reviews
The BAU returns from Lila Archer's case to find a surprise waiting at Reid's desk. Reid/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/2/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Empire State of Mind by sparrowed reviews
Castiel makes a friend in New York City. And like many New York sitcoms, this is a story about nothing. Castiel/OC.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 168,581 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Castiel, OC - Complete
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Between Black and White reviews
A series of one-shots with Castiel. Castiel x OC.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Castiel, OC]
Patterns reviews
Sherlock is drawn into a string of murders done by a serial killer known only by the initial "S." While he and John are investigating, a strange new occupant moves in upstairs. Who is S? What's with Morgan? (Eventual) Sherlock x OC
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Watching in Silence reviews
Kyoya has a crush on a girl, but can't work up the courage to tell her. Bad summary, but it's better than it sounds. Kyoya/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Kyōya O. - Complete
A Wilted Rose reviews
Umehito Nekozawa used to have someone to love. Now he tries to get her back. Umehito Nekozawa/OC. Rated M for language. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - U. Nekozawa, OC - Complete