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Author has written 6 stories for Kane Chronicles, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hey! Awesomeness has arrived! Here is a little bit about me:
Hair: Little past the shoulders, very frizzy and curly, dirty blond (very light in the summer time)
Eyes: Dark Hazel
Gender: Ahem, my name is 'WiseGirl'
In my head!
Hair: Light Blond, wavy, past the shoulder blades
Eyes: Very light golden Hazel
Name: Nicole (Nikki) Solace
Cabin: Cabin 7: APOLLO!!!!
* Epic Line Break *
Name: Just call me Nikki ( My demigod name )
Birthday: August 24
Favorite books: The PJO series, The Kane Chronicles, Harry Potter, Legend, The Hunger Games trilogy, Maximum Ride, Divergent trilogy, The Leviathan Trilogy, The Inheritance Cycle, The Golden Compass Trilogy, The Uglies Series, The Lost Series, and many more that I can not remember at this moment...
Greek Godly Parent: Apollo (apparently I look and act like a child of Apollo, though I don't go around spouting bad poetry...)
Roman Godly Parent: Still Apollo... Lucky me, I have the Godly parent who DOESN'T switch personalities!!
Egyptian God Host: Bast (Think about it, it would be pretty awesome)
Faction: Born Erudite, switched to Dauntless
District: District 4: Fishing and Swimming
2% animal DNA: Definitely Avian. Who doesn't want wings?
Dragon (From the Inheritance Cycle): Silvery blue scales. Her name is Nadia
Deamon: Snow Leopard
Roman or Greek: Greek! Romans are mean... (Sorry Frank and Hazel)
I also do swimming, track, cross country, and softball.
Remember: I'm not weird, my reality is just different than yours
Story I am working on currently: High School Counselors
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporise you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know normal people are stupid (I like this one)
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: Will get somebody a band-aid when they're hurt
PJO FANS: Will yell "Get this kid some ambroisa!"
Whats the last book you read?
To Kill a Mockingbird (I had to read it for school guys)
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My brother, "No I will NOT do the caveman dance!"
Where are you?
At my desk, on my old rolly chair *spins around like little kid on chair*
What's your personality like?
What was the last thing you thought?
How do I answer this question?
Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?
A talking bush with a wig
You now have a million dollars. What do you do?
Buy books, clothes, and fly to Long Island to search for Camp Half-Blood
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?
The Lost Hero
What are you eating/drinking right now?
What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
The things I'm currently typing as an answer
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 287 and find line 16. What is it?
"If I did that, you would just see a flaming kid falling to his death,"
The Lost Hero: Rick Riordan
What's it like being you?
Crazy mixed with awesomeness
What are your thoughts on writing?
The greatest hobby ever!! I love it. I really do.
How tall are you?
What book are you currently reading?
Out of books.
What was the last thing you cooked?
Me, cook? Hahahah...
What color are the walls of the room you are in?
Do you know who the governor of your state/province is?
Nope. Don't really care
Ketchup or Mustard?
How many different programs are on your computer right now?
I don't know.
What is the weather like?
Great. I love running around in the rain *note the sarcasem*
Are you going on vacation this summer and where?
Uh, does the pool count?
I love skittles. I will randomly yell "Eat A Freaking Rainbow!" and throw skittles at the offender *evily smirks*
What's your favorite article of clothing?
My skinny jeans
Who is the most special person to you?
Scariest moment of your life?
When I had to say a speach *shudders*
One word that would best describe you?
Insane (at least not legally)
What is your favorite month?
May! Goodbye school, hello swimming!
What's your favorite number?
What does your user name mean?
Wise = wise, Girl = girl, 1999 = random number sequence (This is also Annabeth's nick name for the lameo's who didn't know)
What is your favorite Disney movie?
What made you smile today?
When I texted my friend: 'What's up? You know, besides the sky?" and she responded "The air, roof, satellites, Zues, falling flaming kids, rockets, stars, clouds, the Flock, superman, oxygen, birds, the falling brick, planes, helicopters, the Batwing, ect. (I could keep going) And I replied: "Ouch! The brick hit me on the head !"
Last thing you said out loud?
I just coughed does that count?
Latest rainbow you saw?
Do you want a haircut?
No. Whoever attempts to do so shall be vehemently protested by me.
Have you ever been in a fight?
With my siblings? Frequent occurrence.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Krista, Sabrina, Kyla, Crystal, Nadia, ect.
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
If you could be any book character, who would you be?
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
11. Sing along at the Opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”
16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"
19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
20. Copy and send this list to friends
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a pack of Gushers: Do not eat unsupervised or while standing. (Okay, I have to ask: What parent sued this company?)
someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.
WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE A WRITER
You talk to yourself a lot
You rant to your friends about all your ideas
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, " THIS COOKIE IS AN EVIL GENIUS!"
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your email every day of the week then disappear off the face of the earth.
Your emails tend to be extremely long and completely random.
When replying to an email, you never actually get to the point of it.
No matter where you are in your room you'll never have to get up to get a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
When you're inspired you'll write NON FREAKING STOP (That can get pretty annoying sometimes. To others that is.)
You constantly start talking in thrid person, past. present, or future, or Shakespearian where you start adding ith to the end of every wordith.
you make lists of things you are going to write about, then start laughing for no apparent reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a looooooooooooong time ago. (My mom doesn't though)
What's your name?
Isn't this the same as zodiac?
Are you in love?
Are you lying to me?
Do you have an imaginary friend?
Yeah, his name is Bob and he always gets me into trouble. No one belives me when I say Bob did it...
Do you want an imaginary friend?
I already have one...
Look to your left. What do you see?
What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?
What was the last thing you yelled?
"I will NOT do the caveman dance!"
Do you believe in magic?
Do you believe in faeries?
Maybe there are humans who live in a different world who have wings
Whos your crush?
Don't have one.
Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?
Well... I stumbled down the last few steps. Does that count?
More than once?
What did you do when you got to the bottom?
Type with your feet.
Was that fun?
Run around the house. How do you feel?
Do you own a credit card?
Do you like to shop?
What was the last thing you bought?
Do you have any children?
Are you married?
Again I'm 13...
Who's your crush?
I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!!
What's your favorite color?
Quick! You have to save the world!
Why are you telling me? If you're a messenger for Percy, he's with Annabeth.
Someone has a knife to your back.
Kick them, kick their hand, pick up the knife and run away laughing like a maniac
Do you swear?
Do your parents know you swear?
What is open on your computer?
Two FanFic tabs
Who was the last person you talked to and what did you say?
"Leave me ALONE!" said to anyone who could hear me
Where are you?
Look up. Now look back. What did you see?
What was the last thing you ate?
What's your personality like?
Who do you have a crush on and will never have a chance with?
What was the last thing you thought?'
Before or after reading the question?
Do you sleepwalk?
Do you sleep talk?
I don't know.
What's the worst dream you've ever had?
Uhh, seeing my dad in tights *shudders*
Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to mind?
Didn't I just answer this a while ago?
You have a million dollars. What do you do with it?
I'm sure I answered this one too...
What are you eating/ drinking now?
What are you writing right now?
My response to the question.
Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
A globe can't speak nimrod.
Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
What can you hear right now?
Have a conversation with the closest living thing.
Me: Hi cat
Cat: Meow *starts purring*
Me: Aww, that's so sweet- Ouch. He bit me!
Cat: Meow *continues purring*
Turn on the TV. What's on?
What when you were last using the computer?
Right now, I'm answering this question.
I am the girl...
that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
that people look through when I say something.
that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
that hasn't been asked out in a year.
that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Sammie.reader, TheJazzyDolphin, miyame-chan, Hope-Hikari, WiseGirl1999
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, greekdemigod15, DanceGirl1031, PointeShoes, Hope-Hikari, WiseGirl1999
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are jobless and like to copy and paste stuff, copy and paste this on your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates, DanceGirl1031, PointeShoes, Hope-Hikari, WiseGirl1999
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
YOU’RE GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Rebizzle (Umm... ok?)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal)
YOU’RE SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)
YOU’RE STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
YOU’RE SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name)
YOU’RE WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Percy Jackson (Never said it had to be real)
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue
3. Your first initial? R
4. Your month of birth? August
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Rebecca (No last names, sry)
7. Your favorite number? 2
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one), I wish that I had my own pet. My little sis got a dog, my little bro got a cat, and I got a fish. That was dead in a week.
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(Don’t cheat -.-)
1. You are completely in love with this person. Well, I wouldn't say that... Percabeth FOREVER!
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Yah that so right
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. That sounds a bit weird...But I'm defiantly spontaneous.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. :) That sounds nice.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time. But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. Creepy..
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Sadly, that is true...
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person. (I can't choose California b/c I have NEVER been there... ):
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Yeah
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Sure...
Quotes I find in random places (books, FF, people's profile etc.):
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone
Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up (I'm a girl but there's a slight possibility it applies to me too)
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
Wherever there is life there is love
Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world to wonder how on earth you managed it.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
I respect your opinion, I just think its stupid.
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.
It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.
It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... It makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.
If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.
Stupid is just a 5 letter word.
Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.
Fish are friends but they taste too good to stop eating them.
Taylor Swift tells a better love story in three and a half minutes than Twilight does in many books. (How many? I don't know! I don't like Twilight. Give me Harry Potter, Septimus Heap & PJO/HOO anytime. I think there are four though)
Dogs dogs go away. Let me live another day.
I won't die today.
33 Things to do in an Elevator:
You know your an idiot when:
1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
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-Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join, add this list to your profile.)
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2 things you should know
I went to the Dark Side; they lied about the cookies.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
Blonde: What does IDK mean?
This is Bob
Yesterday is history
I run with scissors...
Say no to drugs. Say yes to tacos.
When nothing goes right. Go left.
Friend: What's the capitol of Texas? Blonde: T
That depressing moment when you dip you cookie in milk for too long , it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Nothing is very hard to do... you never know when your finished.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...
I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me,the tables and the chairs and table are bullies and the walls get in my way.
Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Can I be honest with you? No please lie to me!
When someone knocks on your door... 10% say " who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole 25% open the door 1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer.
" Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."
Never go to bed angry... Stay awake and plot your revenge.
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise
Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade! Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, Uchiha Kyori of the sand, uracow99, WiseGirl1999
Dear bullies, See that little boy that you call small and ugly? He has a 5% chance of living because he was a premature baby. (6 months) See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.
COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU HATE BULLIES!
-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
29 Reasons Why Girls Are The Best:
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list...
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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Female come backs:
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
CHILD OF HADES
You're not that much of a people person.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
4/10 Yeah...not so much.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
5/10 Sometimes I am very aggressive... maybe I am bipolar..
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
6/10 I believe that I am smart...
CHILD OF APOLLO
You're very creative and artistic.
10/10 Looks like my friends were right!
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. (Except Percy! Even Thallia likes Percy!)
10/10 Hunter of Artemis and Daughter of Poseidon...I'm starting to feel pretty powerful...
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
2/10 Too bad...
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
2/10 I would have been a rebel like Piper...
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You're the life of the party.
1/10 Thank. The. Gods
RESULTS: 1.) Three-Way tie between Apollo, Poseidon, and The Hunters of Artemis!!!! (in that order) I feel powerful! (10/10)
2.) Hermes I pickpocketed my track coach once, Hey, it was just a stop watch! I gave it back!(8/10)
3.) Hades is next at 7/10!
4.) Next, both at 6/10, Athena and Zeus! Like Father like daughter!
5.) The god of war himself, Ares! (5/10)
6.) Have you flowers ready, because up next is Demeter! (4/10)
7.) How ironic that Hephaestus and Aphrodite got the same score of 2/10?
8.) Lastly, Mr. D only got one answer. That fact made me dance. 1/10
My 12 Favorite PJO characters in no particular order:
1.) Leo Valdez
2.) Annabeth Chase
3.) Piper McLean
4.) Nico di Angelo
5.) Thalia Grace
6.) Jason Grace
7.) Percy Jackson
8.) Connor Stoll
9.) Travis Stoll
10.) Hazel Levesque
12.) Will Solace
*Epic Line Break*
Would One and Two make a good couple?
Leo and Annabeth!?!? That is just WRONG.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to ?
Jason and... Frank. That is wrong on SOO many levels
Do You think Four is hot?...How hot?
Nico? Like I am going to tell you people! (yes)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Will got Connor pregnant?!?! EWWW!!!
Can you recall any fanfics about Nine?
Travis? Yeah, fics with some Tratie fluff
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Thalia/Travis or Thalia/Hazel? NOPE. Neither. Thallia= eternal maiden. Sorry for any Thalico supporters out there, but Thalia will stay a maiden... forever.
Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Leo/Connor?! Why is Connor always sucked into these things?! NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
Leo and Percy are in a happy relationship until Travis runs off with Percy. Leo, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Frank and a brief unhappy affair with Jason, then follows the wise advice of Thallia and finds true love with Will
What title would you give this fic?
WARNING: DO NOT READ! WILL FOREVER HURT YOUR MIND AND CAUSE MASS HEARTACHE
18.How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?
Percy and Connor? Ill get the popcorn, something interesting has to happen!
19.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Thalia? AWESOME!!!!!!!! Thalia ROCKS! Maybe she will let me join the Hunters!
20.How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Connor and Frank?
Nikki(Me): Connor!? What are you doing in my closet?
Nikki: Why is Frank tied up! And what's up with the random rubber ducky?
Connor: I have no idea...
Travis: *pulls out camera* *snaps picture* Should have done this prank YEARS ago!
21.How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Annabeth? Probably humiliated...
22.If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Travis and Piper!?
Nikki: What in the Hades are you doing! *reaches over* *slaps Travis, pulls Piper out of bed*
23.What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
Will!? No!!!! He is my brother. How could he do this!!!
24.You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Nikki*screams*drops bag* "Who are you?!" *realizes who it is* "HAZEL!?! B-but..." *faints*
24.What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
25.What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
Nico: Hey, Nikki...
Nico: Uh...*hands over daisy* here...
Nikki: *Blushes* uh, thanks...
26.(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Jason? "WHAT THE HADES DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"
27.(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Travis, Percy, and Nico singing Justin Bieber?
AHHHHH!! MY EARS!!!
28.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Annabeth and Frank?
Run up to them and ask if I can see Annabeth's invisibility hat and Frank's bow. The all the Percy Jackson readers would crowd around their desk and bombard them with questions, while the losers who don't just sit in the back looking lost.
How much am I worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[x] Other - $75
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[x] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $175
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $0
Total so far: $260
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $360
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $680
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200 [ ]
Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Total so far: $1280
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[x] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1305
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[x] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1755
Favorite Colors (multiple):
[X] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[X] White - $400
[X] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[ X] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[X] Other - $500
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0 [x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750
Final Total: $6755 (Dang, now people will come kidnap me to make some money...)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJO Fan) please note that this is applicable only to PJO and NOT the Heroes of Olympus (aka the Lost Hero and the Son of Neptune and Mark of Athena)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
2. Which PJO Character Would You Date?
Nico Di Angelo
3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?
4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?
5. Your Favorite PJO book?
Last Olympian, specifically page 373
6. Your Favorite PJO Character?
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Start freaking out by asking him about everything, and when you calm down, ask to see Riptide.
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Percy. Guys, he can control the water, which will make us NO LONGER STRANDED. I know some of you picked Annabeth...
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
S- HADES NO! Wait, How could I repopulate Olympus. Hello, not a goddess. And again, HADES NO! IM 13!!!
12. Favorite PJO Pairing?
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?
waiting to see if we get smited for saving the world... again
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Playing Capture the flag at Camp Half Blood
15. Favorite PJO Quote?
With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. Nico Di Angelo, The Last Olympian
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
Coming back and interrupting his own funeral
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
Nico: Hey, can I see that sword you were using?
Percy: *pulls out riptide*
Nico: Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?
Percy: Um, well I don't actually write with it...
Nico: Are you really the son of Poseidon?
Percy: Well, yeah.
Nico: Can you surf really well then?
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
'Fred' the God
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
Eating the hacky-sack!!!
20. Favorite Random Moment?
Zoe: Let us find the Dam snack bar, we should eat while we can.
Grover: *cracks a smile* The dam snack bar?
Zoe: *blinks* Yes. What is funny?
Grover: Nothing. *tries to keep strait face* I could use some dam French fries.
Thalia: And I need to use the dam restroom.
Grover: I want to use the dam water fountain.
Thalia: And I want to buy a dam t-shirt.
All except Zoe: *laughs*
Zoe: *stares at us* I do not understand.
If you’re a Demigod copy this into your profile
1. Percabeth or Prachel? Prachel... HA! FOOLED YOU! PERCABETH ALL THE WAY! LET US SMITE THE PRACHELERS!
2. Favorite guy character? Nico
3. Favorite girl character? Annabeth
4. Favorite God? Apollo
5. Favorite Goddess? Iris
6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Poseidon
7. Is Luke hot? NO!!! Gods NO!
8. Would you join the hunters? No
9. Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting
10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? Iris Messaging!
11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Thanatos
13. Least favorite? Hercules (You don't know that Hercules is a minor god? tut tut)
14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year rounder
15. Favorite couple? Percabeth
16. Are you a demigod? Of course!!
17. Who would be your parent? Apollo
18. Favorite minor character? Beckendorf
19. Ethan or Luke? Luke
20. Favorite monster? The Ophiotarus
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
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