I'm a Female in Ohio, and I like to read, write, ride 4 wheelers, and horses, listen to music, hang out w/friends and family and going camping/fishing/etc.
I pretty much love almost any non canon pairings from my fave shows/books, etc as well as some canon pairings. I absolutely love crossovers and am a slash/yaoi addict.
I think a person fave quotes say a lot about them, here's mine. :-D
'Oops…I think an accident is about to happen…' -Sandaime in Fire Rose, by Foxtriller
"Oh, who's the puffed up manly man, all splotchy and possessive." -Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Certainty of death, small chance of success! What are we waiting for?" Gimli in "The Return of the King"
"Reality is only an illusion that occurs from lack of alcohol." - ?
Well that was fun, illegal yes, of course, but that's beside the point. The point is, it was lots of fun. -?
“Boys are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s our job to trod on them and keep them in the dark until they turn into something we’d enjoy having dinner with.” Anonymous
"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train." Anonymous
"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down." Anonymous
“Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over." Anonymous
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.-?
"When Life gives you lemons use them to squrit lemon juice into the eyes of your enemys"- Happy bunny post card
"When life gives you lemons. Write fanfiction with them" -AnimeLover1116
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." Anonymous
"Be polite, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Anonymous
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." Anonymous
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup." Anonymous
'You tell me that I sin, You say I'm bound for hell, So once your judgement condemns you, I SHALL SEE YOU THERE.' - ?
'May god have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't.' - ?
'Sometimes "The Majority" only means all of the fools are on the same side.' - ?
"It's a big rock, I can't wait to tell my friends, they don't have a rock this big." - Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"According to the books, you won't turn into a werewolf until the rising of your first full moon. That's 2 nights from now. Even then you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the stroke of Midnight.-Carl
Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.-Van Hellsing
Oh my God, you should be terrified!-Carl"
I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.-?
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...-?
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?-?
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!-?
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth-?
Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!-?
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine.-?
"You want a piece of me? Huh? Do ya, Do ya, Do ya?"-Dory, Finding Nemo
"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so." -?
If you can't beat them, run for your life! If they catch you, pretend to be dead! - ?
"Love and war are the same. One minute you are winning it and the next your dying because of it..." -?
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying." - ?
"You'd think there'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..." -?
"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem." -?
"I did it but Im blameing you"- Happy bunny poster
"Is your brain broken or somethin'?"- Inuyasha
"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain." -Hiei
"You didn't have many friends as a child, did you?" -Kuwabara
"The voices in your head are not real but they still have some really great ideas"-Happy bunny
I've been under a lot of stress, killing you would be a perfect remedy.-Hiei
"This is the crack team that spoils my every plan? I am deeply ashamed." -Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"It's not that I hate evil. It's just that a lot of the people I can't stand happen to be that way."Genkai
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?-? (GOOD QUESTION)
"Always remember- when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass."-?
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. -?
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. -?
Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." -C.S. Lewis
I am strong, because I am weak. I am beautiful, because I know my faults. I am a lover, because I am a fighter. I am fdarless, because I have been afraid. I am wise, because I have been foolish. And I can laugh, because I've known sadness. -?
There are 3 things in life every girl needs. ... Love to make her weak. Alcohol to make her strong. And best friends when both things make her hit the floor. -?
You people are just lucky I'm terrified of prison.
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble. -?
General rule of thumb, don't do anything you don't have the bail money for. -?
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Thoughts on Gay Marriage. (As taken from the profile of EmpyrealFantasy)
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things, like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour, just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our oprphanage's aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children. Since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have on religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or a longer life span...
Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities . (Yep, I can't stand homophobic people)
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
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Even though Sirius is dead, if he's still alive in your heart, copy this into your profile
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If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, then copy this to your profile.
X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X
Mansex! Wooo Whooo!