I'm a 26/f in Ohio, and I like to read, write, ride 4 wheelers, and horses, listen to music, hang out w/friends and family and going camping/fishing/etc.
I pretty much love almost any non canon pairings from my fave shows/books, etc as well as some canon pairings. I absolutely love crossovers and am a slash/yaoi addict.
I think a person fave quotes say a lot about them, here's mine. :-D
'Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.' - ?
'Oops…I think an accident is about to happen…' -Sandaime in Fire Rose, by Foxtriller
"Oh, who's the puffed up manly man, all splotchy and possessive." -Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Certainty of death, small chance of success! What are we waiting for?" Gimli in "The Return of the King"
"Reality is only an illusion that occurs from lack of alcohol." - ?
Well that was fun, illegal yes, of course, but that's beside the point. The point is, it was lots of fun. -?
“Boys are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s our job to trod on them and keep them in the dark until they turn into something we’d enjoy having dinner with.” Anonymous
"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train." Anonymous
"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down." Anonymous
“Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over." Anonymous
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.-?
"When Life gives you lemons use them to squrit lemon juice into the eyes of your enemys"- Happy bunny post card
"When life gives you lemons. Write fanfiction with them" -AnimeLover1116
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." Anonymous
"Be polite, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Anonymous
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." Anonymous
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup." Anonymous
'You tell me that I sin, You say I'm bound for hell, So once your judgement condemns you, I SHALL SEE YOU THERE.' - ?
'May god have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't.' - ?
'Sometimes "The Majority" only means all of the fools are on the same side.' - ?
"It's a big rock, I can't wait to tell my friends, they don't have a rock this big." - Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
According to the books, you won't turn into a werewolf until the rising of your first full moon. That's 2 nights from now. Even then you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the stroke of Midnight.-Carl
Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.-Van Hellsing
Oh my God, you should be terrified!-Carl
I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.-?
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...-?
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?-?
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!-?
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth-?
Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!-?
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine.-?
"You want a piece of me? Huh? Do ya, Do ya, Do ya?"-Dory, Finding Nemo
"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so." -?
If you can't beat them, run for your life! If they catch you, pretend to be dead! - ?
"Love and war are the same. One minute you are winning it and the next your dying because of it..." -?
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying." - ?
"You'd think there'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..." -?
"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem." -?
"I did it but Im blameing you"- Happy bunny poster
"Is your brain broken or somethin'?"- Inuyasha
"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain." -Hiei
"The voices in your head are not real but they still have some really great ideas"-Happy bunny
I've been under a lot of stress, killing you would be a perfect remedy.-Hiei
"This is the crack team that spoils my every plan? I am deeply ashamed." -Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"It's not that I hate evil. It's just that a lot of the people I can't stand happen to be that way."Genkai
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?-? (GOOD QUESTION)
"Always remember- when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass."-?
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. -?
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. -?
Friendship is born attention moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." -C.S. Lewis
I am strong, because I am weak. I am beautiful, because I know my faults. I am a lover, because I am a fighter. I am fdarless, because I have been afraid. I am wise, because I have been foolish. And I can laugh, because I've known sadness. -?
There are 3 things in life every girl needs. ... Love to make her weak. Alcohol to make her strong. And best friends when both things make her hit the floor. -?
You people are just lucky I'm terrified of prison.
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble. -?
General rule of thumb, don't do anything you don't have the bail money for. -?
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Thoughts on Gay Marriage. (As taken from the profile of EmpyrealFantasy)
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things, like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour, just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our oprphanage's aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children. Since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have on religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or a longer life span...
Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities . (Yep, I can't stand homophobic people)
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Even though Sirius is dead, if he's still alive in your heart, copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen of Serpents, Luna Dust, SwiftShadow, lildevil425, shinigamilives, DayDreamNinja
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Cervical cancer is actually caused by a virius know as Human Papalonia Virus (HPV). Millions of women around the world already have this virus. Tell someone about this. Post this in your profile, spread your knowledge. Add your name: Ga Nat Nat, RuneWitchSakura, DayDreamNinja
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, then copy this to your profile.
X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X
Mansex! Wooo Whooo!
: Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
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