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The Letter by ericastwilight reviews
The story all started with a missorted letter, but will it have a happy ending? A holiday present for all my readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,900 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Bella, Edward
Olympic Pen Missed Connections by BitterHarpy reviews
'You pulled a gun on me and now I can't get you out of my mind. I want to know everything about you- how you take your coffee, what you do for a living, and if you pull your gun on every guy you meet. So, if you see this, please meet me at 8pm on January 13 at the place where you tried to kill me and we can maybe see where this goes.' NEW CHAPTER POSTED 6/20/22
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,332 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 7/23/2022 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Bella, Edward
Fake Boyfriend by assilem33 reviews
"Edward, I need a favor. I wouldn't ask, but I'm desperate."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,096 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 3/19/2022 - Published: 10/18/2020 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,491 - Reviews: 4620 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 2/13/2022 - Published: 8/31/2012
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 245,366 - Reviews: 4634 - Favs: 4,982 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 2/13/2022 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,731 - Reviews: 12929 - Favs: 9,576 - Follows: 6,573 - Updated: 7/5/2021 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Completed. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? —AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,534 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 3,914 - Updated: 6/1/2021 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Procedure by iambeagle reviews
With the memories of each other erased, their futures are bright. Promising. With the memories of each other eliminated, they're nothing more than strangers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 151,011 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 5/14/2021 - Published: 10/7/2020 - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 155,684 - Reviews: 6219 - Favs: 11,219 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 94 - Words: 663,984 - Reviews: 18228 - Favs: 8,500 - Follows: 8,918 - Updated: 3/28/2021 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The American Princess by BitterHarpy reviews
With great power comes great responsibility. Something Prince Edward knows all too well. When his first choice for a bride is denied, he knows he needs to act fast to change the King's mind. Enter American bad ass actress extraordinaire, Bella Swan, the least suitable person for the role. But what happens when she turns the family dynamic and Edward's plan on its royal head?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,662 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 3/11/2021 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Asshole by MrsK81 reviews
Reluctantly single, super reserved and a bit of a geek Edward meets polar opposite, Bella and she knocks him off his feet. Will he ground her or will she show him how things are in her world! AH fic from EPOV. Something relatively light hearted to help get me back into my groove... it has been missing for too long now!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,691 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 6/14/2020
Don't Delete The Kisses by iambeagle reviews
When Bella receives a provoking message from a stranger on Instagram, intrigue ensues. Who is this Masen person? And what the hell does he want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,980 - Reviews: 6084 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 7/11/2020 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're My Best Friend by assilem33 reviews
"He looks me up and down kind of slowly, and I can feel my face flush, but I ignore the feeling because Edward is my best friend, and he's married. He's not supposed to look at me like that. I'm not supposed to like it." AH E/B and some E/T. Lemons [EDITING]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,170 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 7/6/2020 - Published: 7/23/2017 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
When Bella Met Edward by assilem33 reviews
"When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,737 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 2/26/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me, You Idiot by iambeagle reviews
A story about falling in love with your charmingly idiotic roommate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,960 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 11/5/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hermit and The Hunk by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Bella's life hasn't always been easy. The circumstances of her past have resulted in her living a half-life hidden away behind locked doors. When her new, green-eyed neighbor moves in, will she be able to open her door, and her heart, wide enough to give them a chance at something wonderful?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,172 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Complete
Sue Me by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is the only lawyer in the small town of Forks. He's bored with the neighbor vs. neighbor cases he's dragged into, but his latest client could change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 888 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missed Connections by Marvar reviews
Edward is an up-and-coming chef. Bella has been watching his videos online. They have an encounter, but it's not exactly a meet-cute. She's got issues. Smelly issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 3/15/2020 - Published: 8/31/2018
Getting Blitzed by Nolebucgrl reviews
The continuing adventures of Cockyback and Reed Girl. College is over and real life awaits. How will they handle the ups and downs thrown their way as Edward enters the NFL and Bella approaches graduation? Rated R for Rainbow. Sequel to Sideline Collision.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 318,146 - Reviews: 14848 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 3/14/2020 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
Help Wanted by Maplestyle reviews
When Mr. Cullen's grade 3 student, Jacob Black, asks him for help making a resume, Edward questions what kind of help would be wanted from an eight-year-old boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 204 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Bella - Complete
New Year, New Meh by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"When was the last time New Year's Eve actually lived up to the hype?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 209 - Published: 12/31/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 58,619 - Reviews: 4615 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're My Forever by assilem33 reviews
A Bella and her fella short story - After all these years, my fella still makes me feel worshipped and loved, and I could never imagine a life without him. He makes me feel giddy and stupid, and when we're alone like this, I cherish every moment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 6/25/2019 - [Bella, Edward]
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5609 - Favs: 6,733 - Follows: 6,947 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hotwired by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Geeky robotic bio-engineer Edward Cullen decided to build his dream girl, modeling her after his high school crush, Bella Swan. His equally geeky and genius brother, Emmett, messed with her programming. Why else would his bot be acting so strangely... Humor/Sci-Fi/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,125 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 7/29/2019 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're My Soul Mate by assilem33 reviews
Sequel to "You're My Best Friend" Edward, Bella, and their babies...10 years later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,773 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 6/19/2018 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Emergency Room Encounter by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
A night spent in the ER with an injured football player across the hall. Their chemistry is instant and it all begins with a raccoon/cat. 175 "chapter" drabble. 5 updates a day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 175 - Words: 31,317 - Reviews: 5088 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 5/4/2019 - Published: 2/25/2019 - Complete
To All the Boys I've Loved Before by Nolebucgrl reviews
Based on the Netflix movie of the same name. Bella Swan's quiet life gets turned upside down when love letters to her crushes end up in the wrong hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 143,931 - Reviews: 5451 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 4/23/2019 - Published: 8/27/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Night by DaphneRene reviews
FAGE 11 for Ankita Kaul/Ninkita. Prompt Wild Night video by Van Morrison and the waltz. To win the ultimate dare challenge against her best friend Rose, Bella has to seduce the most uptight guy she knows. Volvo sedan driving, bow tie wearing, Pharmacist Edward Cullen is in her crosshairs. Opposites may attract but can they last long term? AH, lemon. EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/4/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Me a Sign by Rochelle Allison reviews
Summary: Edward's a doctor at Atlanta's Piedmont Hospital and Bella's the construction worker always holding him up in traffic. But what happens when their paths cross elsewhere?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 1/26/2019 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Minute Man by 2brown-eyes reviews
Minute Man is a nickname Edward has been haunted by since high school. Hopefully, reuniting with an old crush on New Year's Eve will change things for the better.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do You Hear What I Hear by LyricalKris reviews
Edward had a lot on his plate as a broke dad trying to do right by his daughter. He wasn't looking for love. But with a child's Christmas wish and a little help from Santa and his elves, the magic of the season might reach him yet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 12/4/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky Shot by TrueEnglishRose reviews
"Have you ever imagined something so beautiful, so enchanting that it must be a dream or a mirage?" Take a gaggle of small town gossips, the doctor's son, the mysterious new single mom, add in a lucky shot with a BB gun and watch what unfolds E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead Man Walking by TrueEnglishRose reviews
She's alive, he's . . . well he's not so much. Edward and Bella have one hell of a twisted relationship, right from the very beginning. A story of strange relationships that's written purely for laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tick Tock by TrueEnglishRose reviews
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one and now she has to deal with the family, including Edward. Written purely for laughs. Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,810 - Reviews: 7633 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 3,495 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kush by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"One hit will make you change your mind."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darting to a Warmer Destination by Maplestyle reviews
After Bella's so-called best friend rescinds her bridesmaid status via email, she does the only sane thing she can think of with her airfare credit: she puts the names of all the warm destinations she can find on a piece of paper, tacks them to the wall, and throws a dart. "I guess I'm going on a weekend trip to Cuba. And f**k her if she thinks she's getting this pantsuit back."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/20/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,811 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 4,551 - Follows: 3,224 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Little Santa by SoulsOnFire reviews
When Edward is forced into participating in this years office Secret Santa, will the grinchy CEO discover the true meaning of Christmas? Edward/Bella AH/AU [Oneshot] Winner of the 2018 Jingle All The Way Holiday FanFiction contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,457 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/20/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indelible by bannerday reviews
Some people leave their mark on your memories. You can't escape what they meant to you and you can't re-write the past—it's indelible. But the future isn't set in stone. It's yours to write. A story about forks in the road of life and a past with a future. AH/AU/E & B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 259,733 - Reviews: 7227 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Santa by MeteorOnAMoonlessNight reviews
Depressed over thinking she'll be fired before the holidays, Bella decides to get drunk at the company party. Woken the next morning by Rose texting her to look at Facebook posts from the night before, she realizes exactly how drunk she got—and it's bad. She and Santa were very naughty, but the worst comes when Bella realizes exactly who was playing Santa. 3x TFFA Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/12/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Useless Things by bicyclesarecool reviews
"The useless days will add up to something...these things are your becoming." No one said that growing up was easy, but for struggling musician Bella, it seems damn near impossible. Luckily, with her friends, her music, and the hot barista across the street, she might not completely screw up her entire life. AH, exb, ooc. M mostly for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,799 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 12/5/2017 - Complete
Take My Breath Away by JA Mash reviews
Edward hates surprises, and no matter what Emmett tries to say, he doesn't scream like a girl. For the record, Envy does not take his breath away, even if it is her job to surprise people. With a hidden agenda, and seven deadly sins, Edward never stands a chance when he walks into that House of Horrors.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,082 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Summer Intern by lollyluvsya reviews
It's Summer and Bella really needs some cash. When she loses her bartending job she is unsure what step to take next. It's not until she turns up to a job interview does her path become clearer. EXB. Rated M! LEMONS. (Complete)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,580 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 10/23/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How I Became Edward Cullen's Slut or A Love Story by col.mustard reviews
Bella is a nerdy high school junior with low self-esteem. A surprise encounter with Edward Cullen, resident bad boy, starts a sexual relationship between the two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,700 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,103 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leap Year by knicnort3 reviews
Bella decides to travel to La Push in order to ask her boyfriend, Jacob, to marry her. Lost in an area she is unfamiliar with, she meets Edward, an Uber driver, who may be just as lost as she is, in more ways than one. O/S. Twilight Goes to Hollywood entry. E/B, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shift by RachelFish reviews
The start of Bella's senior year finds her at a new school missing old friends. Grades and graduation are her only priorities...until she meets Mase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,787 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 4/16/2015
Just This Side of Crazy by deviant bamboo reviews
I deal in crazy all day long, but meeting her made me question my own sanity. Maybe she was certifiably insane, but I believed her. So what did that make me? ***Meet the Mate Contest entry - Voted Most Potential for a Full Story***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,972 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 26485 - Favs: 7,768 - Follows: 6,987 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love You, I Know by LyricalKris reviews
Bella's boyfriend of nine years dumped her at the Happiest Place on Earth wearing one half of a couple's themed t-shirt. Somehow, on one of the worst days of her life, she wound up sitting next to a man wearing the other half of her shirt, also wandering Disneyland alone and partnerless. It was a sign. Of what, neither of them knew.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,660 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe Next Time He'll Think by Maplestyle reviews
When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating will a handsome stranger help her forget him? *Winner Swooniest Male - Edward in the TwiHEAContest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,570 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
21 days by 2old4fanfic reviews
Dr. Isabella Swan is exhausted. After weeks in Africa helping to treat victims of the Ebola Virus, she just wants to go home. When she arrives stateside, her welcoming committee is a squad of military police, sent to escort her to a federally mandated 21 day quarantine. She has no idea how those 21 days will completely change her life. B/E AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,137 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Bella, Edward
A Taste of Savannah by Happy Birthday Fran reviews
When famous actor Edward Cullen visits Savannah, GA to promote his latest film, he gets a chance to sample the local cuisine and finds a connection with a local as well. Fan encounters, inquisitive diner employees, and a spiteful waitress won't keep Edward from having a ... taste of Savannah.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 221 - Published: 3/8/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Christmas by anhanninen reviews
Conceding defeat was never in Bella's plans, but things change during the fight for your life. She's counting down the days but has one last wish, which Dr. Pretty Eyes plans to fulfill. With a little of his Christmas magic, Bella may just find a reason to fight again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,744 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 1/27/2018 - [Bella, Edward]
Aim Straight For The Heart by GeekChic12 reviews
"Jesus," Edward muttered. "Is it so hard to believe I'd want to go on a date with Swan?" A spur-of-the-moment bet will put Bella in a compromising position with the boy next door. They've been best friends since forever, so having his hand down her pants won't change anything... Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,495 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
Thumper the Humper and the Reluctant Handyman by Sunshine1220 reviews
When you're not looking for love, it can find you when you least expect it. A man set in his ways crosses paths with a friendly yet determined canine and his doe eyed owner. Man and beast will finally meet their match. ** A FAGE 10 gift for Honeymoon Edward. **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 303 - Published: 2/25/2018 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
A Few More F Words by anhanninen reviews
*Repost* Fatherhood sequel. Five year old Sofia is starting school and Edward can't help but feel his baby is growing up too fast. While he and Bella try to juggle a hyper little girl, careers, and their relationship, they find out their lives are about to change once more. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,039 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 239 - Published: 1/26/2018 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
I Fell in Love by anhanninen reviews
Set in her ways and believing that the world only takes, reclusive Bella finds her life turned completely around when she meets a handsome and compassionate man. Love doesn't happen in one moment. It happens in every moment. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,049 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 216 - Published: 1/24/2018 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Life by anhanninen reviews
*REPOST* Eight years of marriage. Millions of words. Thousands of tears. She makes me smile. She makes me laugh. She calms my fears and accepts my faults. She deserves the world. And it's time I give her the dream she let go — fear be damned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/23/2018 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
*REPOST* When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,452 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 1/22/2018 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Married to the Mob by tufano79 reviews
Edward Cullen is the heir-apparent to the most infamous crime families in Chicago. However, to take over the family, his father reminded him about the stipulation that Edward needed to be married. Isabella Swan is a struggling graduate student, working as a waitress in a local diner, The Swan Dive. Could be the answer to his dilemma? Full summary inside ... AU/AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 228,159 - Reviews: 2748 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 1/16/2018 - Published: 4/18/2017 - [Bella, Edward] Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
TIME LAPSE by purpleC305 reviews
As a photojournalist, Edward studies human emotion, but his own feelings are closely guarded. Bella hides nothing, her feelings as free and open as her heart. Frame by frame, Edward feels himself being pulled closer. But is he ready to step out from behind the camera and into life? **Collaboration piece with NEWTWILIGHTFAN**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resting Grinch Face by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Grinchin' ain't easy, but Edward Cullen makes it look so damn good.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cat, The Kindle and The Coffee Machine by Sukiethree reviews
Edward and Bella were both reasonably content with their lives, almost unaware of that missing something, until a market and some mud brought two lonely souls together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,079 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
(Un)Requited by MeteorOnAMoonlessNight reviews
Five years ago they were together, but then his weather girl got a new job in a new city and he was benched. Now, he's got a new job in her city and he's back in play. Will he score the goal, or will the game be called due to rain? Soccerward and Weatherella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,481 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7653 - Favs: 7,255 - Follows: 7,915 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fighting Destiny by tennesseelamb reviews
Landscape photographer Bella Swan has lived her life believing she's just not cut out for love. Enter Edward, who seems to hate her for no particular reason. Both of them are fighting something they can't control. Sometimes destiny has other plans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,822 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
Rent-A-Vampire by moosals reviews
In a world where it has become the norm to date a supernatural being, no self-respecting woman would turn up at a party without one, would she?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,474 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Devil by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella has a less than stellar love life, that is, until a new neighbor moves in next door. How long will it take her to get over her hatred of the cocky, self-absorbed pervert? All humor, no angst. AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
I Dare You by araeo reviews
He's the guy she's always wanted. She's the girl he shouldn't want. Bro code says you don't go for your friends' ex-girlfriends. It also says you don't go for their sisters. What happens when you breach the bro code? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,171 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Larger Than Life by ericastwilight reviews
Bits and pieces of my life with the famous Isabella "Bubble Butt" Swan, internet personality and video blogger. Another BDE Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 292 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Bella, Edward
Hatchet Man by compass54 reviews
When Bella's boss retires, the only thing standing between her and the position is the dick they've already hired for the job. My entry for the Biggest Dick Ever Contest - second place winner - public vote.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,006 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 314 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Take a Little Ride With You by CupcakeDivaFF reviews
When his parents decide to move from the Chicago suburbs to their small Indiana hometown, Edward Masen's world is turned upside down when a beer drinkin,' curses-like-a-sailor brunette hellion blows into his life. **Winner of the Judge's Choice Bless Her Heart (Sassiest Gal) Award in The Heart of Country contest**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10918 - Favs: 7,445 - Follows: 4,687 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Milk Money by Nocturnal Emissions reviews
DRABBLE: Edward Cullen is a famous movie star. His son is a week old and can't seem to keep any formula down. The mother of the child, Tanya takes off leaving Edward alone with their newborn. After trying nearly every formula on the market, Esme, Edward's sister suggests breast milk. It seems like a long shot, but will Bella answer the ad and save the day?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 160 - Words: 101,211 - Reviews: 8927 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 1/11/2015
Doggy Dating by Fairusa84 reviews
A chance meeting at a dog park might be just what Bella needs. Written for Fandom for Mental Health.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One That Got Away by tufano79 reviews
In high school, Bella was a quiet bookworm. Edward was the king of the school. She blended into the background while he seemingly flourished in the limelight. That wasn't the case. Ten years later, will he finally be able to get the one that got away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 202,714 - Reviews: 4462 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9231 - Favs: 6,884 - Follows: 3,771 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hay Bales and Hot Bylines by KoalaLou reviews
My entry in the Falling Into Autumn Contest. I won Judges Vote – 1st Place, Public Vote 3rd Place, and 2 Judges Picks. "My first serious journalistic field assignment was to cover the 35th Forks Fall Festival. Who do I run up against but the hottest byline in the county...I couldn't believe this was happening. Out of all the guys in Forks, it was him. Of course it was him."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tinder is the Night by LayAtHomeMom reviews
With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 3/30/2017 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmastide by eilishkold reviews
Christmas is a special holiday and Edward wants to share it with the woman he loves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Birthday Surprise OS by ceceprincess1217 reviews
Chuck E. Cheese is a place where a kid can be a kid, but what Bella gets is so much more. A birthday collaboration written for SunflowerFran.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MVP by AKABrattyVamp reviews
"Baseball is 90% mental, and the other half is physical." -Yogi Berra
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,750 - Reviews: 3622 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Touch of Kismet by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward surprises Bella with an anniversary she'll never forget. Sometimes fate takes us to new, unfamiliar places. Other times, it brings us right back to where we started. My FAGE 9 piece written for Everleigh Allen. Rated M for some adultish things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,738 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Me Higher by Sunshine1220 reviews
High elevations can sometimes bring out the best in people. It happened that night on the Ferris wheel. **Entry for the Beyond The Bedroom contest.**. Collaboration with SunflowerFran
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/12/2017 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Perspective by ama2978 reviews
Sometimes, more isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's all about perspective. Contest entry for Beyond the Bedroom Contest. Winner of Judge Fyrebyrd's Pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Mac by 2brown-eyes reviews
Under the golden arches, a good girl wishes for a night of excitement. Her opportunity arrives clad in a leather jacket at the drive-thru window. 3rd place public in Beyond the Bedroom contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/12/2017 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Good Luck Club by Lolo84 reviews
Perpetually down on her luck, things start to turn around for Bella in the strangest of places. Her new job. At a strip club. When a certain … 'Client' takes an interest in her. But how long will that luck last? Romance/Suspense/Humor. AH. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,146 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yours, Off the Record by remedy25 reviews
1st Place Popular Choice and Judge's Choice of P.S. I Love You Contest. Individual judge's choice by LyricalKris, BellaFlan, BoydBlog, 2old4fanfic, and Redtini. Winner of Give Us More, Fell off the bed laughing, and Butterflies in the Stomach awards. Bella arrives in D.C. as an advice columnist. Enter mentor Edward Cullen, Big Shot investigative reporter and Asshole Extraordinaire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 207 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by MeteorOnAMoonlessNight reviews
12 daily one shots, all with different scenarios and different lengths, loosely based on the song The Twelve Days of Christmas. Happy holidays!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,021 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Cops and Vloggers by LyricalKris reviews
So you're standing in line for coffee, minding your own business, when a sexy cop with nerdy tattoos walks into your life. Soon, you have yourself a sexy, nerdy cop boyfriend who rocks your world. Cops can't be seen on social media, did you know that? Bella didn't. That was going to be a challenge considering she made her living as a vlogger who documented her so-called nerdy life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,491 - Reviews: 2907 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Me As I Am by BitterHarpy reviews
Dr. Bella Swan knows who she is and what she wants. Can the quietly shy, clueless Dr. Edward Cullen make her rethink everything? But most importantly, will he try to change her or will her take her as she is?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,294 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Bella - Complete
All The Right Moves by nictaylor97 reviews
Bella is a dancer at Lucky Devil Lounge in Portland, paying her way through college to become a doctor. One night, a man comes in asking for her, and leaving her with the biggest tip she's seen in her two years there. They live in their bubble in the club, but what happens when their bubble is burst one day when Bella's clumsiness gets the best of her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,315 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 1/3/2016 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 206,026 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exes and Ho's by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The beginning of any great relationship is filled with hugs & kisses, X's and O's. Ours, however, seems to be plagued by exes and ho's. My entry for the Straight Thru the Heart Contest. Won 3rd Place Judges' Vote and 4th Place Public Vote.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Busting Outta Vancouver by shouldbecleaning reviews
Tired with your life? Looking for a new start? Enter to win a secluded dream home far away from the hustle and bustle of city living. To enter simply donate 1000 to a charity of your choice and provide the receipt with your essay. Thank you and good luck.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All That Glitters by CullensTwiMistress reviews
As a nurse, Bella's seen it all, or has she? When the clinic where she works needs an expansion, the guy hired isn't what she expects. Sometimes all that glitters, is all it takes. Romance/Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,649 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Takes a Holiday by planetblue reviews
The girl's not going to know what hit her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,616 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personalities in Disorder by winterhorses reviews
O/S for our dear Meli Stories. Emmett is sure that his smooth-talking friend, Edward, will be able to crack the thick ice of Bella the man-hater. Alice doesn't agree, and a wager is made. But both are surprised when neither Bella nor Edward act as expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,693 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 74,376 - Reviews: 8106 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Bella - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inappropriate Touching by jenjiveg reviews
While OCD Edward works on his mental health issues, he meets a girl…who has problems of her own…not the least of which is chronic clumsiness. OOC, AH, BxE. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,674 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 6/28/2013
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21581 - Favs: 12,226 - Follows: 8,131 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lessons of a MPW by Christie Hart reviews
Four guys. Four babies on the way. One house, and one very mad, pregnant woman. (Voted one of "Twilight Fanfiction Recommendations" Top June Fics!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 39,712 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving Violation by Silque reviews
Bella should have known that speeding, even on a deserted road, was a bad thing to do. The eyes of the law were upon her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward from Enterprise by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella had no intention of going to her high school reunion, but she promised her friend she would. What would have been a grim night became much more interesting when Edward from Enterprise came on the scene.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 222 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chronicles of a Western Belle by Leah C. Drawn reviews
This isn't a love story. Sure, it has love, but that's not the point of Bella Swan's life; her life is a story of friendship, and overcoming hardships alongside her best friends and -and would everyone just STOP assuming that she's dating Edward Cullen? She's not! And she's NOT going to date the new boy, who thought she was cheating on Jasper with Edward. Wait. What? AH. E/B OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,036 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Look - No Promises by Honeybeemeadows reviews
"I didn't know you had a bike," she stuttered. "Yeah, well, some chick stole my car." He winked at her. "She jacked the tranny somewhere halfway to the ocean. It took me and the boys two days to get her back to town and it's gonna take another two weeks to get her back up and running." Bella's mouth fell open. "That was your car?" - A love song for Hadley Hemingway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,089 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Coffee Encounter by snowflakelover reviews
"A girl needs only two things: Coffee and sex... Bella just wants to combine the two." AU, AH, OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our House by chinchin unicorn reviews
They are young, dumb, and full of...yeah, you know what. Then their parents go ahead and get married. Well, dang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 78,851 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roadside Assistance by KoalaLou reviews
I don't know what it was about Edward Cullen, but he rubbed me up the wrong way, always had. It was a shame really, because he was so hot that I'm sure if he ever rubbed me up the right way it would be amazing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 193 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward from Enterprise by 2brown-eyes by Words of Love for Meli reviews
Bella had no intention of going to her high school reunion, but she promised her friend she would. What would have been a grim night became much more interesting when Edward from Enterprise came on the scene.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The October Surprise by FilineIsFun reviews
Edward is a US Senator who suddenly finds himself in need of his speech writer's care. Bella is there to nurse him back to health and the more time they spend together the more the sparks fly. This is a ONE SHOT. Politicianward, AU, M for Lemon.. God Bless America ;-)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 191 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14963 - Favs: 13,646 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Say the Words - Birthday Fic for Sunflower Fran by lovepotionsbrewer reviews
Recent divorcee, Edward, wants to get back out into the dating world, but first needs some extra cash. His buddy Emmett's got the perfect gig; Edward needs to "just say the words." But, this voice-over job isn't what Edward bargained for. Will Bella give him the inspiration he needs? Full of SunflowerFran's favorite things- Dirty-talkin' Olderward; lots of lemons. All EPOV, kinda.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry by JennaRay reviews
I was incarcerated for six years. Now I'm free, back in a town that hates me, and all I want is a piece of cherry pie from the chief's wife and a piece of ass from his daughter. Both are sweet enough to land me back in jail, but I'm Edward Cullen and I don't give a fuck. *entry for the Control Possess Seduce contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,997 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 475 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lousy with Virginity by shellyduran reviews
Bella Swan is Edward Cullen's sister from another mister. She waited for Mister Right. He never showed. She moved on to Mister Right For Now. It didn't work out. It's down to Mister Right Now, and it's happening tonight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lolita and the Suit by Honeybeemeadows reviews
9:37 a.m. Rue de l'Echaude. Paris, France. I was in a strange city, in a new country, on an entirely different continent. So out of my element. Now was not the time to get flustered. Judge's pick, Second Place Overall Judge's Pick, and Best Trifecta Edward in the Control Possess Seduce Contest, 2015
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,356 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 322 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,133 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under My Nose by gabby1017 reviews
Edward Cullen turns thirty in six months and wants to leave the dating scene to find his "Miss Right". Leaving his restaurant behind, he drives a carriage in the French Quarter of New Orleans searching for true love. Who is it? And will he know, when he finds her? Or will she be right under his nose?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 182,651 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Student Body by drotuno reviews
When Bella's subject drops out of her experiment with less than two months left before her thesis is due, she panics. In walks Edward Cullen, best friend and fellow med student. Staying clinical may prove difficult when things get personal. Rated M ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Complete
Greatest Temptation by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
There was only so much a man in a loveless marriage could take and Edward was at his breaking point. AH Entry into the Cheaterward Contest- Winner of Secret Keeper Pick
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Complete
Hotel One-Eighty by jlho reviews
"Welcome to Hotel One-Eighty. Checking in?" (O/S)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Key West: The Honeymoon by pattyrose reviews
DeepDiver-ward and his Beautiful Bella have tied the knot and are now embarking on a long, catamaran honeymoon around the Caribbean. Sailing along the open waters without another soul in sight, Edward guarantees Bella a honeymoon she won't soon forget. E/B. Rated M. Romance/Humor. Lots of Lovin'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,996 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Way by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 98,095 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
Subject to Change by KDGlover reviews
This is the story about Bella, who likes to call herself a companion, and businessman Edward, who needs to get out of the office a little more. Interfering brothers, obnoxious best friends and a reminder that first impressions are almost entirely wrong. Rated M for very good reason so please beware of lemons, language and a very adult plot. E/B. Cannon Couples. -K
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,079 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sandcastles and Snowmen by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Three days before Christmas, Edward needs an escape. From life. A red eye flight and rental car lead him to a beach in Mexico. He stumbles into a girl's bed for one night, but wakes up wanting forever. Sometimes, Christmas miracles aren't what we expect. Sometimes, the biggest gift comes in the smallest of packages. Sometimes, we build castles out of snow.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Edward - Complete
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,567 - Reviews: 4697 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 3,269 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Star-Shaped Heart by Honeybeemeadows reviews
A lovelorn girl. A lonesome cowboy. An anonymous donation and a pink jade butterfly. Sometimes love doesn't just fall into your lap. Sometimes you need a healthy dose of luck to find it. Entry for the May to December Romance Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,196 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 198 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trichophilia by 2old4fanfic reviews
From childhood, Edward has been attracted to women and girls with extremely long, dark brown hair. Some might call it a fetish, but it's something he can't explain. What will happen when the person who triggered his Trichophilia returns. One of my MEET THE MATE entries
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,509 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Bella, Edward
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lemonade by The Unfamiliar reviews
Edward and Bella, along with the Cullens and others, have fun with Costumes, roleplay, toys, games, oils and more. Lots of lemons. No under 18's please. Adult content. Kink, fun, naughtiness and more. Some PWP. Please read A/N. Multiple partners and situations. Fantasies and more included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Bella, Edward
PYT (Pretty Young Thing) by PurpleBrina17 reviews
Cougarella can't seem to fight her feelings for the much younger UPS driver and she cant wait to find out what brown can do for her... Youngerward has a thing for one of the hot older ladies on his route and he is really hoping to give her special delivery... E & B, AH, Lemons, One shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Complete
Bumble Bella by twistedkey reviews
Tired of Tinder creeps, Bella tries a different dating app. A cute adventure into the new kind of dating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pie Equation by TheQueenWriter reviews
Don't allow your past to dictate your future. Edward is a single dad. Bella comes home to help her dad after an accident. Will Edward allow their old friendship to blossom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,821 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going the Distance by lindenii reviews
"I should have gotten my degree in physics — at least then figuring out the logistics of you wiggling into my panties wouldn't have been a wasted mental effort."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride or Die by MidnightLove87 reviews
Edward has a choice, ride or die. But he's at the end of his moto career, where his body can't take much more. Will he ride, and if so, at what consequence? Motoward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,176 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Of Heaven and Hell by TwiAddictAnne reviews
"It's just a kiss," he said, and like the moron I am, I believed him. Why did I think that I'd be able to stop after just one kiss? Because I'm an idiot, that's why. Kissing him felt like heaven ... but resisting him? My personal Hell. All Human. Rated for language, mostly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tequila Sunrise by 2old4fanfic reviews
It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,931 - Reviews: 5271 - Favs: 4,632 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing My Course by twilover76 reviews
Sparks fly when two strangers collide in the dark. Will Edward star in Bella's future, or will the politics of her life be too much for him to handle? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,892 - Reviews: 6485 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 4,588 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8832 - Favs: 4,656 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What About Now? by BitterHarpy reviews
Edward Cullen made a choice that broke Bella Swan's heart. What happens when he inadvertently walks back into her life three years later? A story about love, regret, redemption and the ties that bind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,509 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stormy Nights by tamsyyn reviews
A little fun in the backseat of a police car.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simple as This by bicyclesarecool reviews
Bella Swan is just trying to get through her senior year, she doesn't want to talk about her absent mother or the amount of art books on her bookshelf. Especially not to Edward Cullen. Sometimes things aren't as complicated as they seem. A story of lost and found. exb, ah, ooc.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,230 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Librarian by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella's found a creative way to use her degree, and it's going great. Until Eddie Masen crosses her desk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 436 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captain Howdy by Cullenboyz reviews
THIS O/S will be CONTINUED! Bella's mission: after four years of friendship with Edward, tonight she's putting her heart on the line. Armed with a pitcher of mojitos and Alice's seduction advice, she's determined to find out once and for all if she and Edward are meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dare by 2brown-eyes reviews
You are to do my bidding, Maid of Honor. We never should've let Alice decide a dare for one of her bridesmaids. But then again, maybe it was just what I needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Extraordinary by miss.eli reviews
A vintage dress, a lost love letter, and a little scheming set in motion events that will change the lives of four people and remind them that extraordinary love is worth fighting for. A Meet the Mate contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by miss.eli reviews
The first time I meet Bella Swan, she's completely unobtainable. The second time I meet Bella Swan, she's hesitant to trust me and let me into her life. Third time's the charm, right? A Meet the Mate contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
140 Characters or Less by SueBee0619 reviews
"Watching a couple on what I think is a horrible first date at a table near me…" A coffee shop, a bad blind date, and a twitter account lead to an afternoon that changes everything. 2nd Place Public Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/15/2015
With Friends Like That by SueBee0619 reviews
When Alice leaves a drunk Bella to fend for herself, a green-eyed "hottie brottie" comes to the rescue. 4th Place Judge's Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 411 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
Glimmer in the Sand by lovepotionsbrewer reviews
While his fiancé is out with friends, Edward gets an unexpected visitor who is anxious to return something precious to its rightful owner. Entry for Meet the Mate. Inspired by a Real-Life Lost-and-Found.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 176 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up a Tree by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella wasn't looking for love when she showed up at Alice's house that morning. She especially didn't think she would find it in a tree.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 164 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Belward by footprints358 reviews
Access Hollywood thinks he's gay. Extra thinks he's secretly married. In reality, Hollywood Hot Shot Edward Cullen is just busy. The literary world recognizes M. Dwyer as one of the most prolific writers of this generation. The business world knows Isabella Swan as a philanthropic real estate mogul. What happens when all of this comes crashing together? Canon Couples. Adult lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,950 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Complete
Masen Boys by Jdifrans1 reviews
Is there anything better than watching three hot guys building a block foundation? Bella and Rose don't think so - that is until drinks after work lead them to meet the Masens face to face. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,096 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Play, Pause, Repeat by RRose reviews
Bella Swan knows that YouTube's most subscribed gamer Edward Cullen goes to the same university as she does. She knows collaborating with him in one video will boost her fledgling cooking channel's traffic as well. What she doesn't know is that views and subscribers aren't the only things Edward can give her. Looks like their shippers might actually be on to something.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,010 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9647 - Favs: 10,192 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing Left to Hide by music-is-life-17 reviews
*REWRITE* When Isa Swan moves to Forks, WA, she meets a group of friends that show her there's nothing left to hide. A/H A/U OOC Rated M for Language and Adult things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 235,752 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Office by fortes in fide reviews
This meeting has definitely not been adjourned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surviving the Teenage Dream by tufano79 reviews
They survived falling in love and having four children. Now, Geekward and Nerdella are parents of teenagers. Say a prayer for them for they are in for a bumpy ride. But, a ghost from the past is rearing his ugly head. Follow along as Geekward and Nerdella deal with having teens, battle with the blast from the past and why is Demetri hugging a cow? ANSOL/TGGTP Sequel. ExB AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 270,487 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mary, Marry, Merry Go Round by beegurl13 reviews
Bella's bored in cookie cutter Forks, with an Apple Pie obsessed father, Mary Kay lovin' mother, and Mary Jane addicted brother. Will she find the courage to escape & get a life? What happens when a tatted, pierced blast from her past sweeps her off her feet? Can Edward show her there's more than the Mary, Marry, Merry Go Round life she knows? B&E AH M - FAGE6 for Artemis Leaena
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,135 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Real Men Will Cry by Truefan20 reviews
Sequel to Real Women Have Curves. Bella has overcome a lot of insecurities with the help of Edward and the Cullens, however things will only get tougher in her Senior Year. With the arrival of a couple of ex's, the departures of a couple of friends and the uncovering of a secret, trouble is brewing for not only Bella and Edward, but possibly for the town of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2014
Roleplay by my1alias reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. A new player joins Edward's D&D group, with sexy results. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lemon Meringue by my1alias reviews
Previously called 'A New Friendship'. This is a smut-filled story, with no angst. I would go so far as to call it a 'plot-what-plot' story. Warning, this is an Alice/Bella lemon, with more people to join in on their sexy time!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
First Day by my1alias reviews
It is Edward and Bella's first day teaching high school. What happens when every student is lusting after one or the other? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. BxE Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Infinity Axiom by miss.eli reviews
Axiom - a premise so obvious as to be accepted as true without controversy. Edward and Bella were best friends until a perfect storm of circumstances, insecurities, and misunderstandings separated them. But some things are just meant to be, even if they take a slight detour.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,491 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hideous Cygnus by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Edward is fresh out of military school, Bella is the ugly geek everyone picks on who catches his attention. Can she eventually save him from himself, and will he be what she wants? Will the rest ever see the beauty hidden within the Hideous Cygnus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,294 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
you are here by bicyclesarecool reviews
A cross country road trip with Edward Cullen? Not exactly at the top of Bella's to do list, but she's out of options and he's got a working truck. Can they put the past aside and make it through the week? Rated M just in case. ah, ooc exb
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 53,953 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Complete
As One Does by purelyamuse reviews
"You keep giving me excuses and lashing out at me, but you know what? Not once have you said, 'Edward, this could never work because I don't even like you.' Which means," he leans in conspiratorially, "that you do. Like me." As One Does one-shot won 5th Place Public Vote in the May to December Contest as well as a the Romeo and Planetbluefic's Judge's Choice. Now it's expanded!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Complete
Rental Exchange by FoxxyJ reviews
A May To December Romance Contest entry: "Professional architect seeks senior culinary student for rental exchange." Edward Cullen had no idea of the trouble he was in for the day he placed a simple advertisement to make his hectic life easier. Olderward x Youngella. Winner of The Temptress Award for Best Young Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Auditory Masturbation by Blood Everlasting reviews
Sequel to Always Avoid Alliteration. Bella and Edward are off to college and need to figure some things out. Like, when the hell are they gonna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing? What kind of terrors will Bella's wit unleash on foolish reporters? Will Edward ever stop getting new and embarrassing nicknames? FIND OUT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy by vampbirch reviews
A chaotic story about a preposterous marriage, a neon green tie, drunk strangers, a schizophrenic, crappy food, throwing knives, infidelity, and overuse of the word 'crazy'. One-shot, crack-fic. Rated M, because it's Vampiregirl93
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GREED by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
She thrives on the spotlight; he depends on the darkness. Theirs is a tale of an implausible friendship crashing, burning and rising again. Contribution to the seven deadly sins SALIGIA compilation from The Sinners posted on Fat Tuesday 2014. Originally a one-shot; now a multi-chapter story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,430 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Original Six by cullenbug reviews
One of the Original Six Hockey Teams, The Detroit Red Wings have a host of hot NHL talent including all three of the Cullen brothers. Join them on their journey of travels, hockey, marriage, babies and a happily ever after. Usual suspects, mostly cannon pairings, snark and citrus. Mostly an Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,212 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Bella, Edward
Operation: Santa's Elves by JonesnInDaHood reviews
When local cop Edward Cullen breaks into Bella Swan's house to stuff her stockings, he gets more than he bargained for. A Christmas TwiFic Drabble dedicated to our readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off the Cuff by Maplestyle reviews
Pro hockey player Edward Masen's world spirals out of control when he makes an off-the-cuff comment about how he'd personally celebrate scoring four goals in one game. *Inspired by real life events.* For the Fandom4LLS compilation
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Flight Entertainment by miss.eli reviews
Bella hates flying, but Rose insisted on having her bachelorette party in Las Vegas, so here she is on a plane, sitting next to the most gorgeous man she's ever seen, embarrassing herself. Luckily, she'll never see him again. Right? AH, Fluff & Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13475 - Favs: 8,035 - Follows: 4,951 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mr Stats and the Bingo Boinker by bornonhalloween reviews
A casino is no place for an actuary, but when Edward promises his mother a trip to Foxwoods for her 60th birthday, he has no choice but to suck it up. When fate seats Edward next to a full-time bingo player named Bella Jean, will luck be a lady tonight?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Complete
Adonis, Take the Wheel by bornonhalloween reviews
When two able-bodied, aspiring artists take a gig parking cars on a snowy night, winter chills them to the bone-until they meet a sweet brunette whose smile could melt the polar ice cap. But will she notice Edward in the shadow of his more outgoing friend? Rated M, Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8448 - Favs: 8,997 - Follows: 7,946 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Searching For the Right wards by NKubie reviews
What "ward" will make Bella say "Yes?" Inspired by the "Say I Do" contest. A collection of short chapters with a central theme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15175 - Favs: 8,375 - Follows: 7,113 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Merry Misunderstanding by lovepotionsbrewer reviews
Edward is wishing for a little peace in the office, but there are two problems. First, models in lingerie have invaded his safe zone. Second, his sister is convinced he needs to hire an assistant. Then he makes one tiny mistake. Maybe if he pretends to be something he's most definitely not he can still get his job done. EPOV - AH - Awkward- A Christmas gift for Sunflower Fran.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,821 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear by staceleo reviews
Love comes to Miss Swan unexpectedly during the holidays. This is for Suebee to make her smile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,671 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky Number Thirteen by GeekChic12 reviews
When Rosalie sees an opportunity to give her friend the greatest Christmas present of all, she doesn't hesitate. But what's kept Edward and Bella apart all these years? Was it all just a misunderstanding? A silly tale for Breath-of-Twilight's Countdown to Christmas 2014. ExB, AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 317 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Miracle Season by staceleo reviews
Christmas is the time for miracles. A short story written for Christmas and the Beneath the Mistletoe Contest. Beta'ed by the wonderful Alice's White Rabbit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The IT Guy by compass54 reviews
The IT guy is everyone's favorite employee - good looking, charming and helpful – and then one night he sees something he shouldn't on Izzy's computer. Written as a birthday present for Cullens TwiMistress. B&E? Well sort of. AH Humor/Romance Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,412 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Gifts by SueBee0619 reviews
A breakup, a cancelled trip, and disappointing gifts should add up to a disastrous Christmas… until they don't. Sometimes it's the person you don't know who ends up knowing you best of all. My entry for the Mistletoe Contest and winner - Best "I'm so excited for Christmas!" Feeling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella - Complete
Decking The Halls by Vican reviews
One store to decorate. One night to get it done. And one Edward who definitely isn't distracting because he's 100 percent not cute or funny at all. Nope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 113 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Partners In Crime by cheltivia reviews
Edward, the town's most dedicated teacher. Bella, the daughter of the leader of the town's motorcycle gang, and the single mother of two of Edward's students. Will sparks fly when these two literally collide. Canon couples. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shut Up and Dance by k8ln713 reviews
It's been ten years since Edward's crush on Bella began, and now they're back in their high school gym, only this time as chaperones. One electronica song and one request for Edward to shut up and dance later, and things finally heat up. ONE SHOT. ExB. Rated M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Pursuit by Sarge's Girls reviews
A normal night out changes everything for two innocent sisters, who stumble upon something that will change their lives forever. Two brave U.S. marshals have to keep them hidden and keep them safe. How far are they willing to go to do what's right? Are the consequences worth it all? AH/Canon Couples/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,728 - Reviews: 5579 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return of the Nerds: An ANSOL Outtake by tufano79 reviews
Geekward and Nerdella going back to Geekward's 20th high school reunion...craziness ensues! An ANSOL Outtake. Takes place after the end The Geek's Guide to Parenthood and the beginning of Surviving the Teenage Dream.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
Hot Commodity by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. *AH/OOC*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 219,517 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3751 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Proposal by shadowed by passion reviews
Edward has a thing for his new assistant. The only angst this story will have will be the angst Mr. Cullen experiences. Cartoon references and post-it note love kind of fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,707 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6428 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life's Little Lessons by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
It is said that you should always learn new things. For Edward, some of the best things he learned were about Bella. Written for FAGE 007 AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fourth Floor by RobzBeanie reviews
Twenty-five-year-old Bella gets far more than she bargained for after a visit to the fourth floor of her company's office. Can Edward show her that appearances can be deceiving? ** WONKYWARD CONTEST WINNER - 1st Place Judges Vote; Favorite Story of Marvar, Cosmogirl, BellaFlan, Cappy, Nolebucgrl, and CarrieZM ** #9 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Sep 2014 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calendar Guys by popsicle99 reviews
VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Real Women Have Curves by Truefan20 reviews
Bella comes to Forks as the overweight book worm. No guy wants anything to do with her. Edward Cullen is the popular jock with a secret. What if Bella really had a reason to have self-esteem issues. Can she overcome the fat stigma?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 131,627 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liquor, Lube, and Latex by Livie79 reviews
It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So I Can Kiss You Anytime I Want by k8ln713 reviews
It's been five years since Bella's returned to her hometown in St. Pete Beach. Her reason: to finally get her husband, Edward, to give her a divorce. She's built a successful life for herself up in NY after leaving Edward, but has been having trouble getting Edward to give in and sign the divorce papers. Will Bella's return make her remember that Edward was always the one for her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,657 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4397 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 3,504 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3161 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taming Bella by CullensTwiMistress reviews
A hairy situation puts Bella in an awkward position. A birthday present for Heather Maven from two of her triangle of curls girls. Collab between CullensTwiMistress and Maplestyle. BxE; Humor/Romance; AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,508 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceans by lellabeth reviews
Edward travels from stage to stage, city to city, always singing for the sad, lonely girl who taught him the meaning of music. Seven years of silence separate them, but he won't let go of the hope that some way, somehow, she hears him. Judges' Vote winner in the Bandward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/27/2014
Guitar Hero by TwiAddictAnne reviews
She was my first girlfriend, my love and my muse, and I had the perfect surprise for her. What could possibly go wrong, right? All Human. Canon couples. Rated for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fireflies in the Meadow by Hoodfabulous reviews
Edward's greatest fear was that one day her glow would diminish, eventually flickering away with the fireflies of summer, never to return. My Bandward contest entry. Adventures in angst and third person POV. Awards inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 171 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Heat by Maplestyle reviews
She is the devil disguised as an angel and I want to be a sinner so bad. A birthday one shot for Kni, has grown into a collection of birthday one shots!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth the Risk by footprints358 reviews
As a firefighter, Edward faces danger on a regular basis. He knows how to assess risky situations to determine the best possible result. When a shy kindergarten teacher stumbles into his life, will he be able to make the right call? Will Bella be able to handle the fire that comes with Edward's life? Is "happily ever after" worth the risk? Adult language and humor. Cannon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,349 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BBQ'n Beauties by WhyNotSparkle reviews
The girl's and I will come out on top. Cullen will need a box of tissues when I'm done with him. One shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wonky Boy With A Crooked Smile by TwiAddictAnne reviews
He was an awkward and geeky boy who had absolutely no brain-to-mouth filter. Then why did I fall in love with him? Now, that is a good question. AH. Rated for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boxing Out by MeilleurCafe reviews
Bella is a little lost while trying to make a new life in the Big Apple. Edward is a Manhattan police officer who knows it to the core. They meet at court. Will this new romance be a slam dunk? AH; M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,337 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Opposite Effect by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan didn't believe that opposites attract, until Edward Cullen and his awful hair came into her orbit. A comedy about finding love in the most unlikely of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masks We Wear by Wonkyward Contest reviews
Leading a double life is never easy. Bella straddles two very different worlds and finds herself torn between two very different men. One man is suave and confident, the other awkward and sweet. Is destiny a matter of chance or choice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,056 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 478 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 18348 - Favs: 6,001 - Follows: 3,577 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thank You by TwilightTales reviews
Bella and Edward have been in love since he saved her life, yet haunted pasts stop them from admitting it. Years later, they live together. Separate bedrooms. Strictly friendship. But one night, the secrets come out. Bella thinks he pities her. Edward thinks he reminds her of the past. Can the truth come out? That really, they just love each other? EXB AH M for lemons ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Key West by pattyrose reviews
Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 3744 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friends with Benefits by tufano79 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for as long as they could remember. Bella was just dumped by her boyfriend, Paul and Edward had been single for a long time. One thing leads to another after a night of drunken passion. Bella suggests to Edward that they be friends with benefits. What happens when one realizes that they want more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 151 - Words: 177,502 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Like Crazy by JiffyKate reviews
After meeting Edward, Bella thought her life would finally calm down, but nothing could prepare her for what happens next. Life takes a crazy turn and she realizes that the best revenge is moving on. BxE/AH/HEA *sequel to Crazy Good*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,800 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Complete
Fourth Floor by Wonkyward Contest reviews
Twenty-five-year-old Bella gets far more than she bargained for after a visit to the fourth floor of her company's office. Can Edward show her that appearances can be deceiving?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoos and Sex Addictions by uselessid90 reviews
Bella is a tattoo artist is Seattle, she has a addiction to all things sex. Edward just moved to Seattle with his sisters and is into the tattoo scene even though his body is bare. Rated M for language, lemons/sexual references, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,364 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust Me, Love Me by TwiAddictAnne reviews
Sometimes what you are looking for happens to be right in front of you. A little face-to-face confrontation with reality is said to be good for bringing everything in perspective. Can a near-death experience bring similar results for CSIs Bella and Edward? Rated M, AH, OOC, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by JenRar reviews
On one of history's darkest days, Edward finds his other half. Bella wakes to find that her guardian angel may just be a figment of her imagination. A journey of two lost souls as they find the light when darkness surrounds them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,634 - Reviews: 4419 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Geek's Guide to Parenthood by tufano79 reviews
Follow along as Sexy Geek Boy and Nerdella continue to grow as lovers and parents. Be aware, there is danger around the corner. What, you ask? Read and find out! ExB, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,792 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watch Me Burn by Livie79 reviews
There were a lot of words to describe my relationship with Bella Swan. I just never imagine that "over" would be one of them. Entry for TLS Angst Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,617 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Nerd Story of Love by tufano79 reviews
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 324,659 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Awkward Assumptions by AlbertaGirl78 reviews
One geeky video game developer, one shy graphics designer, a pampered pooch, and a whole lot of pink make for loads of way off base assumptions and somewhere in the middle of it all, Edward and Bella may just find their forever. Strap in and hold on for the ups and downs and round and rounds that always occur when you make Awkward Assumptions!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Run by staceleo reviews
They met in Curve Ball. They caused trouble in Grand Slam. They are up to more mischief in Home Run. Why a trilogy? Insomnia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Which Brings Me to You by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Bella is a lonely, snarky girl. Edward is a guy on a constant search for something more. Will these two be what the other is looking for? This is the continuation of my o/s Santa's Kiss. A/U, A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,752 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
I Want It Painted Black by Saritadreaming reviews
Izzy Black *Bella* is a bad girl with issues. Edward Cullen is the vampire that brings it all down in an inner battle between darkness and light. He'll go to great lengths to melt her frozen heart. WINNER DARKELLA'S DARKEST TEMPTATIONS *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 238,134 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Billionaire's W by RuthlesslyYours reviews
One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,986 - Reviews: 3701 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Vampires and a Baby by Kristylized reviews
Immortals and perpetual bachelors Emmett, Carlisle and Edward find themselves the guardians of a mischievous human girl after she's abandoned on their doorstep. With the unexpected help of one of Edward's classmates, they navigate the tricky landscape of raising a child, learning lessons in love and parenthood along the way. Strong AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,643 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing Doctor by TwiFic Doctorward Contest reviews
When a slightly-drunk Bella arrives at the hospital with a suspicious-looking wound, ER-doctor Edward is concerned. For many reasons. When the line between professional and personal interest becomes blurred, will a workplace indiscretion land them both in hot water? Entry for the TwiFic Doctorward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 118 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cover Girl by smmiskimen reviews
Finishing up his senior year, Edward receives his acceptance letter to UNLV and embarks on a trip with his brother Emmett to see the campus. Unbeknownst to him, Emmett has other plans for the trip and Edward finds himself face to face with the woman of his dreams, the girl from the magazines, his Cover Girl. Will he keep his cool, or crash and burn? Banner by Astrid Green Eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,510 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let it begin by littlestar1988 reviews
What else but a little story about Edward and Bella. Full of silliness and humor. No drama, angst, only fluff, fluff and more fluff. A light read. Do not take it seriously. :) Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Building Up by TheRuggeddomContest reviews
Infuriating. Cocky. Mouth-watering. All words Bella Swan would use to describe Edward Cullen, owner of Cullen Construction, and the arrogant friend-of-a-friend she just can't seem to get rid of. The question is, does she really want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear by TheFicChick reviews
"It's the first time I realize that for all of the significance boy-Edward holds in my past, man-Edward is a stranger to me. The thought is at once liberating and heartbreaking, and I don't know what to do with it: how do you forgive someone who no longer exists? How do you hold a man accountable for a boy's carelessness?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,282 - Reviews: 7648 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crossroads by maxigrumpling reviews
Edward's been trained to take over Daddy's business but wants to be a musician. Bella's been groomed to be a good wife but wants a career. Granted 3 months to 'get their heads in the game' before returning to take up their places in society they find themselves at Camp Crossroads. They leave with only one goal. Defying mommy and daddy and living lives of their choosing. AH AU HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 251,161 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by footprints358 reviews
After a decade away from his family spent focusing on building his career as a doctor, Edward has returned home. He's ready to reconnect with his family and his friends, and to find that companionship that he traded for work. Six friends, all different, that fit together like missing pieces to a puzzle. Rated M for adult language, humor, and situations. Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,129 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Be With You by TwiFic Doctorward Contest reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen doesn't need the Force to find his perfect woman. She comes limping right into his life. Entry for the Twific Doctorward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wannahummah by TheRuggeddomContest reviews
Bella finds herself in the last place she wants to be the summer before her senior year. Camp Wanahummah. But camp may be just the ticket when she sets her sights on the gorgeous camp administrator, Mr. Cullen, heaven's fallen angel in the flesh. It looks like camp just got interesting!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,640 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cupcake Queen by RFM86 reviews
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Will this prove true for The Cupcake Queen? Or will it be her other hidden talents that prevail? *First Place winner in public vote for Pick a Pic Challenge 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,920 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Morning After by EveByNight reviews
Talk radio host and girl-about-town Bella is happy with her single lifestyle. Until a mystery caller captures her attention. ExB. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,511 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
Altered Measure by kitchmill reviews
Edward Cullen is living life in the fast lane. As the lead singer of Breaking Dawn, he gets any woman he wants and makes no apologies for it. But when he sets his sights on timid Bella Swan, his life becomes irrevocably altered. How will he handle being thrown into fatherhood and co-parenting with the introverted beauty?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,396 - Reviews: 6692 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Night Ever by kr2009 reviews
Bella's only date requests lately come from a much older generation. Will her awkwardness guarantee her forever alone status filled with Netflix and cats or can a surprising blind date turn her luck around?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,220 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Bird Girl by TheQueenWriter reviews
The small town girl who doesn't care about his celebrity status. Can Edward change Bella's mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,622 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Bakery by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan owns a small town bakery and has enough to do with the holidays approaching. Unfortunately, Edward Cullen decides it's the perfect time to make over Forks and Bella. Will she let love in and change him instead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,732 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect by eternallyedward by FirstTimeFumbles reviews
He was my first boyfriend, first kiss, first everything. With him, everything was perfect. Even when it wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfecting it Imperfectly by EdwardsSeptemberGirl reviews
*FOR THE FIC CENTRAL FIRST TIME FUMBLES CONTEST* You know how sex with someone you love is gentle and passionate and the best moment of your life? Well forget all about that! This story is based on the reality: Sex can be awkward your first time, and sometimes it's less than storybook perfect. So what do you do? Perfect it Imperfectly of course! *One-Shot*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
A Diphallic Dream Come True by The3V's reviews
Edward thought his diphallia made him a freak and an outcast, until he met the beautiful brunette of his wet dreams via an unexpected career choice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,352 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Apology by EveByNight reviews
One Shot...or not! Back in high school Bella Swan was a bully, her biology partner Edward Cullen was kind of...well, a dork. Seven years later she's ready to make amends...Rated M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,435 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just A Kiss by MissWinkles reviews
All Bella wants is a kiss. Just one toe-curling, mind-numbing, world-rocking kiss. Enter; one night of alcohol-fueled mischief and who knows what could happen. E/B. Fluff. So much fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raspberry Lemonade by TallulahBelle reviews
Bella is looking forward to Spring Break as it means time spent with her personal mocha-making Chefward, and the new spring menu at the Coffee Nook. Sequel to "Peppermint Mocha." Written for Fandom for Philippines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We're A Hot Match by LyricalKris reviews
He was the boy next door. Well. He was the owner of the fancy wine bar next door to the tattoo parlor Bella owned. He was classy, she was scrappy. There was no way they were a match, right? A merry Valentine's Day gift for aurgasm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 478 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella - Complete
Stolen by Rochelle Allison reviews
He stole her heart, and then he stole her father's fortune. Love and forgiveness are nice concepts, but highly improbable. Right? Drama, romance, action, and a heavy sprinkling of the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,385 - Reviews: 5230 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Christmas Wish by MidnightLove87 reviews
Snow is falling and days are slipping by like sand through your hand. Edward finally takes time to stop and savor life, what happens to his perfectly laid out life when his son's Christmas wish sends him through a loop.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,928 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ahoy, Love! by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. One big, white boat, one unfortunate tropical storm, a few too many bottles of booze, and two single thirty-somethings hanging out, maybe falling in love, and trying to not lose their minds amidst the endless rounds of shuffleboard and Bingo. Just a bit of fluffy summer fun to take the bite out of Old Man Winter. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh, Edward by ImNotAddicted reviews
Bella is stressed. She is ready to find her stress relief in Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Melt With You by Jenny0719 reviews
It's her last Olympics and nothing matters to Isabella Swan except one thing: A final gold medal. Until she meets long time admirer and snowboarder, Edward Cullen. Suddenly, she finds that her win isn't important without someone to celebrate it with. GOING FOR THE GOLD CONTEST WINNER. 1st place judge's vote. 2nd place public vote.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,729 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's A Wonderful Love by AnnMarie23 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since kindergarten and their fighting and bickering soon blossoms into love. Bella's a little crazy, but Edward wouldn't trade her for the world. A one shot about Superman and Wonder Woman and a party they'll never forget. Rated M for lemons and language. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Magic by GeekChic12 reviews
After four long years, Bella finally gets what she's been missing, but it's not enough. She needs more. Will she find it in the most unlikely of places? They say when you're not looking, that's when love finds you. AH, Rated M for l & l. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,164 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Coats by ericastwilight reviews
She loves the holidays. He loathes them. As new neighbors, they have to learn to tolerate each other. The problem for Edward is that she's irresistible in red. Can she bring the Grinch around in time to save him from a lonely New Year?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3699 - Favs: 5,781 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Said, She Said by araeo reviews
Boy meets Girl and sweeps her right off her feet – which just happen to be slightly slutty when it comes to a certain tall, dark (and slightly gingered) piece of walking sex, who decides to pursue her without mercy. A fluffy novelette about a girl who does something questionably stupid, yet lucks out incredibly by finding her Mr. Right. All human. Utter nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maid to Watch by lellabeth reviews
Hotel maid Bella stumbles upon a guest in a compromising position. Sometimes, it's better to watch. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reroute (A Departures futuretake) by TheFicChick reviews
"I chuckle because I may talk a big Pearl Jam game, but I was raised on the Beatles, and she is straight up massacring that song. If it were anyone else I'd be heading for the opposite end of the house, but it's Bella, and really I just want to be near wherever she is." (EPOV; written for the 2013 Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society fundraiser.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 189 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Bar and Kisses by CherrybombLuv reviews
Bella is used to being alone, especially during the holidays. But this New Year's Eve brings someone new into the bar she works at. Is she prepared to be swept off her feet when the clock strikes twelve? (Rated M for swearing and drunken idiots) *Holiday One-Shot*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven Days to Christmas by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She met him at thirteen and again at twenty-seven. He's never forgotten her. A Christmas story about two people, luck, and a few special deliveries. ExB; Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Library Love by Katy-Cullen23 reviews
Music teacher Edward is shy and awkward and not particularly good with women. Will his best friend Emmett help him get the girl of his dreams? Christmas drabble fic, with daily updates until Christmas! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,037 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professor Masen's Top of the Class by lovepotionsbrewer reviews
Graduate student Bella Swan has been challenging Professor Edward Masen since she first stepped into his psychology class three years ago. Edward has designed a course specifically for her last semester. Classmates Jasper, Emmett, Mike and Jake will each have a turn for some hands-on lessons. But who will end up teaching who? All human, very M-rated. Some d/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,499 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Songs in the Key of Twilight by RenaBug1 reviews
A crazy idea came to me one day – take lyrics of songs and make a series of one-shot stories to go along with those lyrics. Each chapter will be its own complete story and will not continue from one chapter to the next.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,271 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Devil Next Door by Cars1 reviews
This one-shot was written for my dearest friend, mizzezpattinson. Come join me as Bella Swan has her world turned upside down when one Edward Cullen, aka the devil, moves in next door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sahaira Storm by Day-Zeee reviews
Collab with Lil Hummingbird. O/S. A blizzard leaves Bella trapped inside her business with an interesting client. WINNER of the Laughing Up a Storm award in The Blue Watch contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Christmas by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan hates Christmas. Can she find some Christmas joy thanks to the spirited Edward Cullen? Story for the What's in Santa's Sack compilation. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skyping With Strangers by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
LARP and the Real Edward by LyricalKris reviews
Live action role play. Edward had heard of it, but he'd never given it much thought until he promised his coworker Bella a favor he couldn't refuse. Little did he know she was anything but the mousy pushover he saw every day at work. Collab with EveryDayBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,994 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Me by iambeagle reviews
A story about two friends, a three-day music festival, and stupid love. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Good by JiffyKate reviews
An entry for the Deep South Contest: "It's hard to get revenge and keep a spotless reputation."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3177 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Removed by JiffyKate reviews
"Every ending is a new beginning." Originally written for the Mark Me Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,894 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inked Up by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She holds the gun...he's praying it won't hurt. A little story about finding love in all the wrong places. AH; ExB; EPOV. Tattward/Inkella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Candy Cane Santa by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella and Edward are friends...sort of. She knows he's the mall Santa. He thinks she doesn't. A little Christmas story about finding "the one" without even realizing it. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Penal Code by BellaFlan reviews
Undercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with FICTIONFREAK95! AH/Comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,603 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Keeps by Maplestyle reviews
When a desperate Edward and Bella come up with a fake wedding scheme will all go as planned or will they find themselves playing for keeps? My piece for the LLS Compilation split up into parts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 127 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11327 - Favs: 10,232 - Follows: 7,109 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yosemite Decimal by MagTwi78 reviews
Bella has nailed her dream job as Seattle Times' newest Outdoors writer. She's found new friends and is settling into life in her new city. Things are coming together for her, but an arrogant stranger sends her reeling at every turn. Will her new life be as comfortable as she'd hoped, or is she set for a rocky ride? AH B&E M COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,515 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Pirates Took Plymouth Rock: The Thanksgiving Pageant by staceleo reviews
How the worst possible Thanksgiving Pageant became the best thing to ever happen to Bella Swan. Rampaging pirates and screaming turkeys to start your holidays the right way. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Good by DeepSouthContest reviews
An entry for the Deep South Contest: "It's hard to get revenge and keep a spotless reputation."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birds of a Feather by luckyirishtart reviews
He drives her mad. She frustrates him to no end. How did they let it get this far? If you truly love someone, is it always worth fighting for? ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,357 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15270 - Favs: 9,164 - Follows: 9,335 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 3,501 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
The Conference Room by IndependentBeauty reviews
Oneshot: BellaxEdward. Bella's boss hates her. Will Macy's like her proposal? And will there be an apology of unmissable proportions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Angela, Bella, Edward - Complete
Parma High by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
A fresh start for new teacher, Bella, who arrives in sunny Parma to teach English in the local high school. So used to going with the flow, she was curiously dissatisfied with her life. Will she continue to settle for Comfortable or will she find Amazing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,832 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequences Behind Secrets by one of eddie's girls reviews
Isabella's life might change after working for Edward, lawyer by day, fierce dom by night. Will he, however, be able to keep his hidden desires a secret from such a naturally submissive woman? Their hearts are put to the test in this dark, tragic tale of romance. Mature Content. If you're not old enough to vote, you're not old enough to read. OCC. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,364 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Not Now by FlubFlub reviews
Four years, a failed marriage, and a little boy later, DaddyWard and MomElla live life in comfortable companionship for their son. It gets complicated when Edward realizes he wants more than a friend and ex-wife in Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,676 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Truth According to Tumblr by nikkipattinson reviews
I was completely addicted to his blog. I woke to it every morning and went to bed with it every night. He was the man of my fantasies and then I asked him a mundane question…. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,640 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sugar Cookies by Emmamama88 reviews
Opposites attract, and sometimes crash into each other, literally. Come along and experience a little 'Christmas magic' with our favorite couple. Originally a holiday One-shot...now extended. All-human, cause that's all I write.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,198 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Party by compass54 reviews
Bored Edward meets refreshingly honest Bella. A frustrating day of moving house turns into a night at a birthday party, where bare chests, ouzo and strippers become a recipe for falling in love - a short bit of fluff as a birthday present for Heather Maven. E&B AH Humor/Romance Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,165 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alternate Ending by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
She watched him from afar, hoping to one day capture his attention. He never really noticed her until one desperate moment brought them together. Will this be the chance she's always wanted? Written for FAGE 6
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 153 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,170 - Reviews: 5596 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tabletop Romp by LayAtHomeMom reviews
In 1984, I went to the movies and fell in love with a boy kissing a girl over a birthday cake on a table. It's 2013 and that same boy is kissing me on a table...in my birthday suit. A Jake Ryanward O/S for Heather Maven's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Valentine's Day V-Card by lellabeth reviews
Band geeks Edward and Bella each believe they're the only virgin in their class, destined to be an outcast in college. When they discover each other's V-Card holder status, Bella comes up with a plan to solve their problem. Birthday fic for GeekChic12.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet by RachaelHutcherson reviews
4 weeks after calling off her own wedding due to well... lets just say reasons, Bella must attend her younger sisters wedding. A chance run in with a old flame for years ago may just be the diamond in the rough patch for Bella. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
More Than Meets The Eye by Mrs. SWS reviews
When Edward and Bella meet, they have an almost instant connection. Unfortunately, they have a great deal to learn about each other and themselves if they want to be together and stay together. Rated M for Mature Adult Sexual Relations - not Making You Wait Til Chapter 15.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,036 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sugar Walls by JiffyKate reviews
Just a sweet and spicy short fic for JennyKate's birthday! There's Edward, Bella, and frosting, oh my! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 157 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Becoming Cullens by taylorishotterthanrob reviews
When Edward is forced to deal with his parents adopting a teenaged girl into a male run household things get a little shaken up. Especially since said sister has a broken past. It seems as though that may not be the biggest problem, as he has to deal with parents who won't let him speak to his new sister… much less fall for her. WARNING: Sensitive subjects may cause triggers. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,862 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Oh, My Daddy! by Jaymili reviews
This is not a kinky story. This is just how I got pregnant by stubbing my toe. Well, that's what my husband thinks anyway. / Public's vote second place on The Fruit's on the Vine TwiFic Contest./
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marching Into Battle by k8ln713 reviews
*Entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest* Edward comes home from work, unknowingly marching into battle against his wife, Bella... using Nerf guns! Who's going to win and what's the reward for being champion? AH ExB Rated M for language and lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Unexpected on the Way by k8ln713 reviews
*Entry for The Fruit's on the Vine Twific Contest* Bella doesn't really like Edward, but somehow ends up sleeping with him. When she finds out she's pregnant, can they work out their differences for their baby? Will Bella's feelings unexpectedly change along the way? AH BxE Rated M for language and lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Surprise by Deebelle1 reviews
Vegas, a one-night stand, and ten positive pregnancy tests later it was official; I got knocked up on spring break. ***PUBLIC VOTE FIRST PLACE WINNER for the TFotV Contest!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Babies, Two Weddings & A Couple by Fiyaaa reviews
I always thought informing my husband of my pregnancy would be a private affair. I wanted it to be funny or sweet. Maybe I'd give him a bun and tell him 'There's another one in my oven' or a bib saying 'I Love My Daddy'. I never thought I'd announce it in front of a packed congregation with the priest in tow. 3rd place in the Public Vote for The Fruit's on the Vine TwiFic Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Slam by staceleo reviews
Bella and Edward are starting freshman year in college. What hijinks could they possibly get into when dealing with sororities, fraternities, amorous professors and a parrot named Annie Oakley? A Curve Ball sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Kitties by Honeybeemeadows reviews
A tale of two cats and their humans. Rated M for mic cords and a couple of lesbian felines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20603 - Favs: 14,453 - Follows: 5,813 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Neighbourhood Watch by Jada Will reviews
Bella swan, Cannot and will not give up her nightly addiction, Will anyone find out her dirty little secret? One-shot, Possibly more. Stalkerella, E&B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,095 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions After Dark by 2DrunkUnicorns reviews
"Everyone has something they'd like to confess…" Every Friday night, he calls. And every time he calls, I listen. A story about what happens when fantasy blends into reality – when the secrets we share are just as important as the secrets we keep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crash Zone by JiffyKate reviews
By definition, the crash zone is a buffer zone outside the perimeter of the track. It's purpose is to ensure the safety of the fans from skaters falling out of bounds. Is it enough to keep hearts from being broken? This is a story about what happens when accounting nerds and derby chicks collide. AH, Geekward/Nerdward, Derbyella/Skaterella. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,527 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Me Love by Bee1982 reviews
One shy virgin Edward, one confident Bella who wants to help Edward out. When sexual boundaries are crossed between these two friends, what will happen? (DRABBLE FIC Updated daily.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Attraction Equation by staceleo reviews
What do you get when a free spirited artist meets a persnickety CPA? A series of misadventures to find love surrounded by numbers crunching and body painting. Short chapters of silly written for Nicole Marie Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cleared for Takeoff by ruinedbyrob reviews
Bella feels as though her life has been in a stall for the last several years. She's surrounded by men, yet is totally alone. Good enough to be their friend but not their girlfriend. Corporate pilot, Edward flies in and attempts to change her views on the world. Will she take his hand and follow her her heart? Or watch him fly away without her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love 'Hurts' by Lost In Fanfiction reviews
Edward takes the phrase "Love Hurts" to a new level when he attempts to get ready to join the dating world again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Shoots, She Scores: The Full Story by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
See how it all started. What did Bella do once she laid eyes on Edward Cullen to make sure he was hers. Watch as shy Bella stops at nothing to get her man. All Human, canon couples, a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,438 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One of the Boys by addict-writer reviews
What happens when two lovers drift apart? After ten years apart, things have changed. In the past she couldn't trust his love. In the present he struggles to trust hers. Will they have a future? Do money and fame matter more than love and happiness? M for a reason. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,728 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Her goal was to drive him crazy. His goal was to resist her. Which one of them would succeed? This was an entry for the 2011 Pic-a-Pic Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power Tools and Pearls by cosmogirl7481 reviews
She didn't want to dwell in the past anymore. She'd always been a woman of action, and action was exactly what she needed. Bella was going to renovate her house, and maybe she could renovate her life in the process. Winner of Host's and Judge's Choice for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 328 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Says? by GemmaH reviews
A geek. A girl. A bet: Three dates, one kiss. Who will be most surprised at what they discover? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give It To Me by amandac3 reviews
Bella Swan has always been a little insecure in the intimacy department. With some encouragement from her friend, she is about to do the unthinkable. She is about to make a call that could possibly change her life forever. Entry for Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Man by kitchmill reviews
For three years, Bella has lusted after one of her clients, the beautiful, introverted pianist, Edward Masen. When a corporate error forces them together for the night, will Edward be able to offer her what she's really looking for in a man? A contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 280 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Periodic Table by Livie79 reviews
Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,418 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 206 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suit Up by Marvar reviews
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch? My entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. First place in Public vote and the Judges's pick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To The Extreme by dontrun reviews
He is a cocky, arrogant dare devil living life on the edge as a Pro Motocross Racer. Bella is raising her young brother alone. She knows that getting involved with him isn't a good idea, her mind keeps telling her that she should stay away from him, bad boys are never a good idea. To bad her body doesn't agree. But what about her heart? *baby in story warning*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,505 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sandstone Cove by cosmogirl7481 reviews
I came here looking for some rest, some relaxation…some downtime. I never expected to find anything else. I certainly never expected to find him. Written for Marvar's birthday because I love her. Rated M for reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Silver Lining by kimpy reviews
Divorced Bella meets widowed Edward one afternoon in a Laundromat, and an instant attraction results. When you meet your soulmate after your spouse dies, do you allow yourself fall in love again? Written for Litljazzbird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,503 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crabs and Cream by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
Edward's a 27 year old Biology teacher at Forks High School. He's responsible for teaching Sex-Ed and sharing info on the prevention of STDs, STIs and pregnancy. What happens when he doesn't practice what he preaches? When one of his star students figures out his problem, will she make his life a living hell? See what funny things unfold in this laughter filled disaster! AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Dust Settles by She is Divine reviews
Where do you go and what do you do when war takes away everything that matters to you? Army Sergeant Edward Cullen has to find out and learns new, important lessons about family, friendship, and love along the way. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,810 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blurred Lines by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 208 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
29 Dimensions by Catastrophia reviews
Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heart Wants by JenRar reviews
Stepsiblings Emmett & Bella have fought an attraction for years, but one game of "I Never" compels them to act. Emmett's best friend Edward gets involved, and life gets a little more interesting. Em/B, E/B, Em/B/E. E/B HEA. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,296 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Bella, Edward, Emmett] - Complete
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4327 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crushing by MidnightLove87 reviews
She's been crushing on him for years, this year she vows to make sure he sees her as something other than his pseudo little sister. Will he crush her when he shows up to Christmas with his new fiancée or will she crush him in return? AH Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,356 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Should Go by nikkipattinson reviews
I was happy. I thought that she was too. I guess that's why the cheating completely blindsided me. I would never have done it and I had just assumed that she felt the same. I thought that she loved me as much as I loved her. I was wrong. This is an E/B fic. Be patient!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,617 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reconnecting Roads by MidnightLove87 reviews
Two exs join together after four years apart to make it home for the holidays before it's too late. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond the Break Room by Discordia81 reviews
22 year-old Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, the 39 year-old VP at Providence Medical Center in Portland. After years of fighting the attraction, a tryst in the break room leads to a complicated relationship. Trying not to get caught by the prying eyes of their entire workplace, they're forced to hide their relationship and deal with his ex-wife and his 16 year-old daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,489 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
Always Avoid Alliteration by Blood Everlasting reviews
Creativity is the name of the game when it comes to cussing! Bella hates pop star Anthony Masen and the F Word, Edward hates his life and the lie he is forced to live. Can these two come together to live Snarkily Ever After? Let's FIND OUT! Crack-fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4841 - Favs: 5,720 - Follows: 4,275 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mud, Sweat & Beers by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swerve of Fate by musegirl reviews
Just as Edward and Bella have their shot at romance together, a swerve of fate rips them apart. Ten years later, at their high school reunion they have a second chance at the love they were denied. A thank you/birthday gift for imarieswancullen at TwiFanFictionRecs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Get Inside by k8ln713 reviews
Edward, a guy needing a break from reality before taking the Washington State Bar Exam, comes across Bella, a girl who screamed for him to get inside her beat up car. Like a guy could resist a girl when she yells that out? Will Bella give him the ride of his life when he gets inside her car?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Found in Nature by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan is surprised by a graphic picture on her phone from a stranger. Now that she's seen his hose, will she let him water her garden? Winner of the Judge's Award, Judge Clancy Jane's pick, tied for Hottest Text Fail and place second in Public Vote in the Twi-Fic Text Message LOL Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 129 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5410 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smorgasbord by Cris reviews
Edward tries hard...no pun intended. But he's really no good at birthdays. One Shot - Entry for the LDATwiFicContest, co-written with mshavisham (julie durden). 2nd Place Winner Judges Vote, 3rd Place Winner Public Vote.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bed Hair by ocealyn reviews
What I have is not a fetish! Just... a desire, I guess? (EdwardxBella) (OneShot)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chips and Dip by Twific-textmessagelolcontest reviews
A night of mixed up texts, midnight rendezvous and steaming lemons will leave you laughing wriggling as you enjoy a night with all of your favorite couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice - Complete
Crazy for you by littlestar1988 reviews
Edward Cullen, a new kid at school gets rescued from bulling by a certain Bella Swan. She is interested at the shy, green eyed boy she just met,but the question is will Edward let her in, or push her away completely? Shyward, and quirky, feisty Bella. No angst. Pure fluff, mixed with some humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topsy-Turvy by TheFicChick reviews
"I just…these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes before…things are different."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,247 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Cell in the Hand is NEVER Worth More than an Ed in the Bush by Twific-textmessagelolcontest reviews
Bella and Edward are busy parents who have difficulty finding 'quality time' together. They fit it into their lives any way they can – including through text messages. But sometimes, things don't always go the way Bella plans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Little Pink House by staceleo reviews
Newly divorced and heartbroken Bella Swan moves back near her father to raise her small children. What will happen when she meets the stuck up, single Edward Cullen? Can she thaw his bitter heart or will he be a lost cause that leads her to another heartbreak?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,540 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
(Un)Dressing Edward Cullen (One Shot) by Discordia81 reviews
Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 303 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Dings by Twific-textmessagelolcontest reviews
One amazing night, a bottle of wine and an iPhone converge for a crazy adventure in mistaken identity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life of a Wedding Photographer by Discordia81 reviews
Esme Cullen's matchmaking leads to her son Edward dating fledging wedding photographer, Bella Swan. Falling for each other is effortless and soon Bella's career begins to take off. However, not everyone is quite so thrilled about Bella's happiness and success. A continuation of "The Wedding Photographer".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,057 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Dream of Forever by Dil9 reviews
Life begins at forty, or so they say. But mine began at thirty-nine on a subway train. It began with one question I posed to a total stranger—"Excuse me… will you be my sperm donor?" I must add he was a gorgeous hunk of a man, so don't blame me if I wanted him for my baby daddy! (One shot entry for the Happily Ever After Contest)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19780 - Favs: 10,262 - Follows: 6,926 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The American President by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6829 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 4,272 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
Shot In The Dark by MissWinkles reviews
Love isn't blind - it has something in its eye. Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest. Second place Judge's Vote. Best HEA. Best Couple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing Stars by staceleo reviews
Bella was surrounded by the history of the stars and happy to hide behind the stories of the past. That was until a beautiful man with no aim opened her heart to the possibility of love. Contest entry for the Happily Ever After Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Superheroes and Second Chances by kr2009 reviews
Written with anhanninen. Edward moved across the country, leaving behind his high school sweetheart and all the memories they'd made. As times get tough on the east coast, he decides to move back home to Forks with his three year old son for a fresh start. He never realized exactly what he left behind and how it could be his perfect future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 647 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Anatomy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Best friends with benefits, Bella and Irina, are excited about their last few months as surgical interns, but with this chapter in their lives coming to an end, will Bella be able to move on to the next one with the new anesthesiologist? AH, ExB, Fluff and smut with a hint of plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,548 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through The Peephole by kyla713 reviews
When looking through a peephole, life can pass you by and not everything is as it seems. Written with ericastwilight, for the Fandom4TwifanG, in memory of mad4hugh
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 5,454 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4435 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15325 - Favs: 11,572 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 4,263 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Nothing to Declare by lellabeth reviews
Going through airport security just got a whole lot better. Meet Customsward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 232 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen reviews
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That's A1 by The Irish Cullen reviews
A simple bet, see who can use a 'coupla focail' to get a 'cailini' into the 'aul 'leaba', what could go wrong? Well Irish Boy Edward Masen is going to find, not just what could go wrong, but what could also go right. Not you're typical Irishward. Drabble Fic! Now complete with Bella POV Chapter. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 160 - Words: 89,156 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mea Maxima Culpa by elusivetwilight reviews
Dr. Isabella Swan is tightly in control of her life until she is assigned hypersexual patient Edward Cullen. Step into their therapy sessions and find out who ends up treating who. ENTRY FOR TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN II CONTEST. 1ST PLACE JUDGE'S PICK, 2ND PLACE WINNER PUBLIC VOTE, WINNER FOR MOST IRRESISTIBLE EDWARD AND DIRTIEST DIRTY TALK.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 308 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Write Me Up by BaliM reviews
Bella is content with where her life is now. A new assignment from her boss shakes her up and reminds her of the time in high school she was ok with forgetting. What will she do when she has to come face to face with her old crush, now known as Chef Edward Cullen? AU/AH mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,613 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
Squeeze My Lemon by dirtycheekymonkeys reviews
A weekly posting that is an exercise in lemon writing.As authors we're often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need & desire for lemons.This is a outlet to work on those skills. So stretch those lemon muscles & squeeze our lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 483,390 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010
Op Get Some by BaliM reviews
I'm a woman on a mission. It's time I fulfilled one of my fantasies and it's going to happen now. I, Bella Swan, will pick up a guy in a bar and have hot sex with him. It's time to get down with the get down. It's time...for Operation Get Some. AU/AH. Mature themes and content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More than Anything by taylorishotterthanrob reviews
After being friends for over twenty years, a friendship filled with ups and downs, and awkward prom nights; Bella and Edward decide to take it to the next level. As long as they can move past his manwhore past, her parents and the exchange of her silver spoon for a plastic one. AH/AU Humor/Friendship/Romance/Drama Updates every two days!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,743 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Double Down by musegirl reviews
Soon-to-be college freshman Bella has been in love since she was thirteen. With her best friend's father. She has one weekend in Vegas to make a move and come home a winner, but how will her best friend's father feel about the hand she plays?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,656 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Guide To Seduce Your Spouse by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
"I hate you Edward Cullen & I regret the day I married you!" A one night stand & a marriage license later changes the lives of 2 strangers trapped in a marriage of social convenience. Behind closed doors is a very different story. Lemons/Lang ExB Dramady.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,258 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Devil and Ms Swan by itsjustme1217 reviews
Bella has no idea what she's doing with the beautiful and younger manager at her office. Convinced he's the devil, can Bella follow her heart instead of her head. Does she have a choice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Night Time Romeo by sparklnfade reviews
The Romeo Chronicles. Halloween, Christmas and Valentine's Day. ExB, all human. Lots of cussing and sex. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,261 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're Such an Ass, Edward Cullen by ClaireBamboozle reviews
What if Bella Swan hated Edward Cullen? Would a twist of fate give him the chance to make her see that behind the wise cracks he could be someone she could love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,273 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will You Be My Baby Momma by ADADancer reviews
"Hi, I'm Edward Cullen, and I want a baby. So, will you be my baby momma?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Maybe Valentine by Ho Hey Contest reviews
Life is what happens when you're busy making plans. Edward and Bella cross paths one Valentine's Day night when their dates leave them hanging. Long walks, lots of talks, and maybe some kissing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swan's Guide to Being Single And Staying That Way by BitterHarpy reviews
Bella Swan is 35, successful, rich and she knows what she doesn't want in her life: a husband and a family. Can her family introduce her to the one man who could change her mind? Rated M for strong language and the occasional lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,700 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Timing by monkeymoe reviews
48 hours before her wedding, Bella's friends take her out for her last Friday as an unmarried woman. 24 hours before her wedding, Bella wakes up to find herself already married. AH and possibly OOC at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reality Minus Expectations by Incog Ninja reviews
Originally posted in June 2009. AH. When it comes to Forks's social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town's newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,349 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All It Took Was Three Days by k8ln713 reviews
Falling in love with a man is one thing. Becoming engaged to a man you're not completely in love with is another thing. But falling in love with your fiance's brother is something Bella never thought would happen. It only took some arguing and great sex, & oh yeah, only three days for Bella to fall madly in love with Edward, her fiance Emmett's brother. Moonstruck inspired. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,594 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watch by amandac3 reviews
"I can't believe I just watched that. I wonder if I should tell them?" Jasper is watching something he shouldn't be, but he won't stop, he can't stop. Things aren't always as they seem. Everyone has secrets. One-shot entry for Beyond the Pale 2 contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Indecent Proposal by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 7554 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Say Yes by lellabeth reviews
Bella and Edward have never fit anywhere - except with each other. Shyward; Plus-size Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ugly Duckling by Ho Hey Contest reviews
Bella Swan spends her days photographing people in love, longing for a whirlwind romance of her own. A renewed photo contract with a local tattoo artist has her wondering if maybe she can find her own love, but is there more to Edward Cullen than just tattoos and beauty? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saturday Night Fever by amandac3 reviews
The sequel to Last Friday Night. Catch up with the gang in Las Vegas and follow them on the journey of life. Love, marriage and liquor before beer, a little bump and grind, food, tattoos and painted toes. Or something like that.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 50,353 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Search by Amber1983 reviews
When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,812 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Maintenance by Ho Hey Contest reviews
As a young father who's not sure where he belongs, Edward's just trying to get through each day. His daughter is his life and all he thinks he needs. When the girl with the broken oven and busted fire alarm flips his world around, will he invite her into his life? Will she choose to enter? "I wasn't planning on - I didn't expect... you."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,179 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 320 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When in Doubt, Blame the Singer's Girlfriend by RRose reviews
Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,255 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Have I mentioned I effing hate Edward Cullen? by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
"He's the bane of my existence. The chip to my manicure. The pus to my pimple. The smell to my dirty laundry. So why did I find him so freaking sexy!" A story about the fine line between hate and lust. BXE, AH, OOC M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Taste of Cream by MidnightLove87 reviews
When Swan Organic Creamery is left in Bella's capable hands will she be able to handle the whole farm? Or will she cave when Edward show's up to buy her out? Maybe she'll just let him taste her cream? Throw in her crazy brothers and some wild neighbors as well as farm animals and it should be a fun ride. A collaboration with StaceLeo!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,237 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Surviving High School by Tardis19 reviews
All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,872 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moment of Victory by RMacaroni reviews
There, in the middle of the exit, where we'll walk right by it on our way out to the field, is the trophy, the prize, the most coveted award for a footballer — the World Cup. The round base holds two athletes stretching up, the world on their hands, in their moment of victory. Only the greatest have held that golden statue, and today, the US finally has a chance. ExB. AH. All EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,572 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Belong by Ho Hey Contest reviews
It all started with a few simple words, but isn't that always the case? Three simple words. "Is she yours?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakers by les16 reviews
After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 324,923 - Reviews: 7635 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas With the Swans by dontrun reviews
Join Bella as she travels home for the Christmas holidays with her lovable, but slightly eccentric family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seattle Express by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Two strangers, one express bus. Can they find love on their way home? Rated M for language and lemony goodness. My first attempt at a drabble-ish story. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 65,669 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collecting Seashells (A Little Pink House Future-Take) by staceleo reviews
A preview of Bella and Edward's possible future. Bella and Edward take the children on their first vacation as a family. They navigate through obstacles to create a trip to remember. A part of the Stand Up for Katalina compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Masen: The Brady Bunch Chronicles by taylorishotterthanrob reviews
Seven years after Bella Masen: The Epitome of Classy. With two new identical additions to the Masen family Bella finds herself juggling her family life, social life, and work. If such is possible... Sass, humor and Jasper ensue. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 308,475 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas in the Sand by amandac3 reviews
While on vacation in Hawaii for her best friend's Christmas wedding, Bella has asked Santa for nothing more than to get lei'd properly. After a rather traumatic event on the beach, Edward, a superhero of sorts, comes to her rescue Baywatch style. Sparks fly and all that jazz. Will Edward be able to fulfill Bella's only Christmas wish? A short, fluffy, and fun Christmas Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by Katy-Cullen23 reviews
Everyday Bella sees Starbucks guy, but can never get the courage to speak to him. What happens when Bella gets to photograph her favourite composer, Anthony Masen? Christmas fic, only 12 chapters with daily posts! R&R, all BPOV!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,582 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Right Guy by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
Bella always finds the wrong guy. The one who can't satisfy her, ahem, needs. The one who really wants her best friend, Rosalie. But even if she never finds the Right Guy, there's always a glass of wine and the sympathetic ear of Edward, her faithful barman.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,766 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Santa's Kiss by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Bella absolutely hates the holiday season, but maybe this year Santa might change her mind. A/U, A/H, O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gold Standard by queenofthenile91 reviews
Bella Swan's love life is more comedy than romance. When a friend sets her up with an online dating profile and a blind date, Bella hopes it will lead to finding her Mr. Right. But from the get-go, nothing goes as planned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 191,346 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Duets by musegirl reviews
Bella has been the personal assistant to music and movie star, Edward Cullen for over a year. She's also hopelessly in love with him. When she sings with him for a Christmas show, will she find he returns her feels or end up alone under the mistletoe? Fluffy and pointless with a splash of citrus. Christmas O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,579 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Embrace by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella are neighbors, but they really can't stand one another. Snark and hi-jinks. Borderline crack-fic; if you don't have a (silly) sense of humor, move along. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Little Secret by niknak995 reviews
Edward and Bella were high school sweethearts and thought they were going to spend the rest of their lives together until they were unwillingly ripped away from each other. After her parents' death, Bella returns to Forks with a secret, seven years after she left. Will the two long lost lovers reconcile and learn to love again or will Bella's secret get in the way? ExB Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,445 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkness Consumes Me by MidnightLove87 reviews
With a flick of my wrist I can keep you alive or kill you. But it's always my choice. Remember that! Dexterward ;-) Suspense/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,216 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jeopardy by aerobee82 reviews
So, I didn't win at Jeopardy. But I did have sex with Edward Masen on stage. He was the ultimate prize, anyway. *Entry for the Public Lovin' Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Catch My Breath by tanglingshadows reviews
Once upon a time, a quirky woman barreled into a soft-spoken man's life and turned it upside down. Not that he complained about it...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Rise by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella is a bad boy's girl, living a life she no longer wants. She's trapped, until one of the things that keeps her confined - her bodyguard - becomes the very thing that could set her free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,852 - Reviews: 5275 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fated Love by twilover76 reviews
After a tragic death, Bella maintained a safe, yet lonely existence until an unexpected encounter on a stalled elevator ignited a fairy-tale romance. Bella and Edward throw caution to the wind and find what truly makes life worth living. AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,956 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spied by neyvada reviews
Bella is having a really bad day. Work was awful, and now her freaky neighbour is spying on her again. She wants this to stop. Can a sexy police officer help her make the stalking end ? AH, very OOC. Entry for the Public Lovin Fanfiction Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Never Knew I Always Wanted by virginalvampire reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth. What happens when one kiss changes everything? Senior year just got very interesting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,921 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Taste of Isabella - One Shot by Discordia81 reviews
Eighteen-year-old Edward Cullen moves to London to attend culinary school, and get a taste of his long-time crush. The mouth-watering, much older BBC star chef, Isabella Swan, is known for her string of romantic entanglements with younger men. Can Edward convince her to stop sampling and sink her teeth into him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Backstage Pass by CullensTwiMistress reviews
When rock star Edward Cullen's favorite cookies aren't backstage after his set, he'll do anything to get his hands on them, including his assistant's roommate. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3231 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Southern Comfort by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
A winter carnival and a 'friend' with 'good intentions' will help Bella and Edward finally admit that they are in love with one another. The ride is bumpy with a big helping of fluff but it's nothing they can't handle. A love story set in the south. No Angst-Canon pairings-HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 67,765 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tumble Turns by MagTwi78 reviews
Edward holds the expectations of the world on his shoulders. Bella is representing her country. Can a girl who blends in make it work with a boy that stands out? Swimmerward and Britella– for the Going for the Gold Anonymous Twi-Fic Contest WINNER: Public vote, Best use of the Olympics SECOND PLACE: Judge's vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 4326 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hardtail Curve by JessAndTAT reviews
Edward: An overworked CEO. Bella: A tattoo covered, bar owning, biker babe. Sparks fly, along with the insults. Can they work it out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the Fall by Rochelle Allison reviews
October 2012 Fictionista Workshop. (Bella and Edward hit a bump in their forever relationship. Over the course of a night, they work on working it out...)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,385 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Treats by FlubFlub reviews
"I feel bad about you losing your job because if me. I thought about it all day and, I have a proposition for you." he pauses. "Let's hear it." I prompt. "Right. Well, what if I paid you to do something for me?" InnocentWard and SnarkElla meet under less than desireable circumstances. What happens when he pays her to get him a date with her twin who she hasn't seen in nine years?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Boy by mskathy reviews
Single VetBella meets divorced architect dad Edward in an unnamed big box pet store. After a steamy night together, they're left to figure out their feelings and how to mesh two very different lives. AU/AH,lemons,grown up themes,adult!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 4,560 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by k8ln713 reviews
After getting pregnant & betrayed by her married lover, Bella goes into labor & meets sexy cab driver, Edward, & become really good friends. As they get closer, Bella wonders if Edward's the right man for her to love & be her daughter's daddy. 3-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,144 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bandits of Bennett Circle by samekraemer reviews
The quiet neighborhood of Bennett Circle is being terrorized. When Edward Masen becomes the latest victim, he determines he's going to catch the culprits. Who he encounters in his quest isn't at all what he expected. AU/AH/OOC. Canon couples with a few surprises, but nothing too surprising. Rated M. It's a fun ride, I think. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 173,407 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11135 - Favs: 5,959 - Follows: 6,060 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Inked Inc by FlubFlub reviews
"I don't care what you do man, but there's no way I'm getting a tat there." Jasper says. A tattoo and a chance meeting at Inked Inc. leads to a night of laughs, and... love? Now a two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,888 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Last by Michelle M. Marie reviews
At Last Bella's love has come along - in the form of a one night stand. "You never know what you're missing until you suddenly get what you want without asking for it. Does that even make sense? No? Well, neither did my life after I met Edward Cullen." A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,848 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Caroline by kr2009 reviews
The last patient of the day turns out to be more than pediatrician Edward Cullen bargained for. But how can he resist sweet Caroline and her beautiful mother? AH. Doctorward with a cute kid for anhanninen's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Story Hour One Shot by staceleo reviews
One Shot. Librarian Isabella Swan adores the classics. She reads them daily to the kids in the Children's section, and they listen to her every word. All the while, a mysterious stranger watches her from nearby. Can fiction become reality and make all of Isabella's wildest dreams come true? Will be expanded to a multi chapter story. Explicit. 18 and over.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doorstep Bundle by mersedez2001 reviews
Edward the perpetual bachelor, was loving his single life until one day a child he didn't know he had, was left on his door step.Sexward is now being forced to be a stay at home dadward.Better summery inside! A/H, cannon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,485 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's in Bed by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Babysitterella stays home to watch little Masen for dream couple, the Denalis, while they deal with other duties involved in being responsible parents. After a long stint earning pocket money that way, Bella finds herself alone with Mr. Denali, which ultimately leads to a showdown of epic proportions in the family home. We're not playing games now!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Decadent Temptation by amandac3 reviews
Chocolate, paintbrushes and a naked body. When Edward is left high and dry by his go to girl, in steps Bella. Will Edward be able to maintain his professionalism or will he give in to the decadent temptation standing before him? A birthday one-shot written for my beta, LovinRob. EPOV 'cause that's how I roll.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glimmer Darkly by Rochelle Allison reviews
She loses him almost as soon as she finds him... but things aren't always what they seem. Will Bella follow her heart down the rabbit hole? AU-ish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,890 - Reviews: 3299 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Shock to the System by BilliCullen reviews
Edward and Bella meet on a blind date. It's hate at first sight. Can unforeseen circumstances show them what they missed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How I Met the Man of My Dreams by niknak995 reviews
Struggling author Bella Swan meets a charming stranger after a mishap at a local diner. What happens when she recognizes his face on the cover of a national magazine? Mostly fluff. BxE RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,043 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is working on the biggest deal of his life when a strange manila envelope shows up containing something designed to take his mind off work. Will he give in to the distraction? Will he find the mystery mailer before it's too late? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 390 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lack of 'O' One Shot by Discordia81 reviews
Edward overhears Bella complaining about her lack of 'O' at a party and he offers to help. Too bad Bella's never thought of him as being anything but her geeky lab partner. Winner of 2nd place public vote and 3rd place judge's choice for the Pick a Pic contest. Rated for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Second Chance by jayhawkbb reviews
Widowed Bella realizes she needs to get some fun back in her life. When fate throws an old love in her path, will she take the second chance she's been given? ExB, A/H, rated M for language and eventual lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,939 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blame it on Cabo by peachyfuzzykeen reviews
Bella hopes to get rid of her Forks baggage in Cabo, Mexico. Will it drift away or come back home with her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Bella, Edward
La Dolce Vita: Hollywood Living by johnnyboy7 reviews
What happens when newly divorced, mother of one, Bella meets mega movie star Edward dealing with a full life of his own? Can they make their love work in the crazy town called Hollywood? All Human, Canon Pairings, some OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,778 - Reviews: 3712 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 12279 - Favs: 7,571 - Follows: 4,639 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Terms and Conditions Apply by TheSaintsMistress reviews
There's only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Donor Wanted by LisaDawn75 reviews
Bella is a single, business-oriented woman who realizes that the one thing she is missing in life is a child. When she decides to take matters into her own hands, however, things might go down a different path.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,306 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Love Her by HelloElla reviews
FicThisGifAnonContest Entry- He asked me to help him find a perfect way to confess his love for a girl that wasn't me. So like the fool that I am, I helped him. Completed One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brighter, Appease, Venture by Rochelle Allison reviews
NEW FICTIONISTA WORKSHOP WITFITS: APRIL 2012 - JUNE 2012. started with Brighter. Continued with Appease. Finishing with Venture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,915 - Reviews: 9320 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Perfect Stranger by JiffyKate reviews
A girl in a bar and the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard. How will this night end? Our entry in the FicThisGif anonymous contest. O/S BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trippin' Through The Daisies OS by MissJanuary reviews
Hall way hookers, verbal editing, public humiliation...in other words a normal Friday at Forks High.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make Me: OneShot by MissJanuary reviews
Petulant little boys, sticky summers, awkward first kisses, sexual awakenings, teenage fantasies, a back seat almost and a challenge… Make me! Bella and Edward grew up together, annoyed each other, and wanted each other. Edward tried to flush her out of his system with other women, and Bella suffered in silence, believing her best friend would disapprove.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shades of Light by mewritetoo reviews
Edward Cullen is a playboy extraordinaire, at least that's what the public thinks. Bella Swan and her twin brother Emmett run the charitable organization Shades of Light Foundation. Who will be helping who when it all comes together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,954 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eight Herculean Weeks by MidnightLove87 reviews
A new intern may cost Edward his job, will he have the strength to keep his hands off of her for eight weeks or will he give in and have his wicked way with her? Oh did I mention that the intern is his boss' daughter? 2nd Place Public Vote Winner in the Anonymous Driven to Desire Ust Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,940 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 12,267 - Follows: 6,303 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carnal Knowledge by amandac3 reviews
"Does age really matter when your heart is on the line? I say to hell with that." Meet Isabella Swan. New in town, new school, new friends, new boyfriend. Meet Edward Cullen. Successful architect and single father to a 17 year old boy. Sparks fly upon their first meeting. Will they be able to resist each other or will they give in to their indecent desires?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Library by MBMassin reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends for years, though Bella has longed for there to be much more between them. Upon completing a late night at the library, she discovers she wasn't the only one. *Driven To Desire Challenge entry*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Quality H2O by TwiStarJunkie reviews
O/S for the FANDOM 4 CHILDREN COMPILATION: Bella Swan is a cheerleader who has her sights set on someone who is deemed unacceptable by her peers—awkward and shy water boy, Edward Cullen. When she takes matters into her own hands, Edward takes her by surprise and shows her something she never expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10913 - Favs: 12,640 - Follows: 13,042 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Doors & Windows & Faith by samekraemer reviews
The road less traveled was the path on which Edward Cullen was walking. As his mentor had told him, it wasn't for everyone, and as the day approached to make a lifelong commitment, he knew that it wasn't right for him. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12924 - Favs: 4,585 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride With Me by MidnightLove87 reviews
Bella is a badass valet at the coolest eatery in NYC, Rosie's. What happens when her favorite regular asks her to take a ride with him? Written for Fage 4 for Chartwilightmom!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
Resident Adviser by addict-writer reviews
Bella is in her second year at UW and she ends up paired with Edward –basketball superstar– as RAs for their year. How far would he go to get her? Would she fall for his antics, knowing his history with girls? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 95 - Words: 426,753 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hospitals and High Heels by Malin Halibell reviews
Bella is visiting her sister, Alice at the hospital when she falls and breaks her lucky pair of high heels. She thinks her luck's worn out and her day can't get any worse; until sexy Dr. Edward Cullen comes to the rescue. Were her heels lucky after all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete