Evelyn Valerious
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Joined 09-16-03, id: 456295, Profile Updated: 11-02-11
Author has written 5 stories for Passions, Ghost Ship, Movie X-overs, Constantine, and Bones.

A Little About Me

Name: Samantha

I'm write because I'm a fan. Hence the term fan fiction. I dislike (or rather loathe) when someone makes claims that since we are writing and uploading to this site we are all acting as "professional" writers and should therefore make sure everything is absolutely, 100% perfect before posting. This goes against everything I think fanfiction should be, and frankly, it isn't always possible. Now if you were talking about fictionpress, and original writings, that argument might be valid. I have always been more willing to look past spelling or grammatical errors if the story is good and the author writes the characters well. Because that is a fan. You can write a grammatically perfect story, but this isn't an English course.

That is where I struggle the most. If you know me you know I have major issues with everything I write. Nothing ever seems good enough. Grammar issues are easy enough to catch - you don't need any knowledge of a fandom to know the difference between their and there. But I never feel as if I have done the characters justice. That's how I've ended up with a folder full of unfinished stories dating back almost ten years. And a few abandoned stories here on ff.net.

I'm not in this for the reviews either. I appreciate when someone actually takes the time to do so, because it's something I definitely suck at, but I won't beg or complain if I don't get that many. I'm also not the type to respond to reviews unless someone is specifically asking a question.

Faves

Movies: The Mummy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Fountain, X Men trilogy, The Constant Gardener, Star Wars (original trilogy), pretty much any Disney animated movie

Actresses/Actors: Rachel Weisz, Famke Janssen, Emily & Zooey Deschanel, Hugh Jackman, Harrison Ford, Jensen Ackles

TV Shows: NCIS, Supernatural, Bones, Will & Grace, Lost, Psych, How I Met Your Mother, Nip/Tuck, Glee

Musicians: The Fray, Globus, Elvis, Clint Mansell, The Kronos Quartet, Mogwai, John Williams, Jerry Goldsmith, Alan Menken, Snow Patrol

Quotes

Randomness is a state of mind - Me

I hate them, they hate me. We have a hate-hate relationship. - Me

Stop being loud. You can't be loud. We're trying to be loud. You can't out loud us! - Me

The meaning of life is to find out the meaning of life. - Me

What if part of your job includes touching naked people?
That's inappropriate at any time.
Even if they're dead?
Why are you touching dead, naked people?
Well you see I work in autopsy. - NCIS

What's wrong? Am I too much of a woman for you? - Ava Moore

I don't believe in destiny, I don't have some predetermined role to play in the universe, and believe you me, I am most definitely not the second coming of whoever-the-fuck. - John Constantine - The Laughing Magician part 1

You just have the deeds to this place drawn up in my name. John Constantine. That's T-I-N-E, rhymes with fine. - Joyride

Belly dancer girl? Izzy I think you and I should talk. - The Mummy Returns

I used to live here you know.
You're gonna die here you know. Convenient. - Return of the Jedi

This is my random TMR poem (from way back in the day). Please don't copy it.

~There once was a falcon named Horus
Who flew a strict course
And then he died
And Ardeth cried
But Lock-Nah showed no remorse~

Important Dates

12-23-04 6:47 PM - The day Eternal Darkness perished at the hands of ME!

6-30-07 - The day I beat Eternal Darkness for the third time and witnessed the secret ending!

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Prelude to a Kiss by Lovisa Devereux reviews
The Medjai strike at Hamunaptra and Evelyn is in shock and consumed by guilt after defending herself against one of the Ancient Guardians. A Prelude to a Kiss, and what happens after it concerning American legionnaire Rick O'Connell...
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,581 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.
Like Coke in Green Glass Bottles by Gotham's Princess reviews
They just don't make romance like this anymore. IndyxMarion 50 themes/1 sentence challenge.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008
Parting Gifts by Battered notebook of stories reviews
Indy's cigarette case has a history, and every girl deserves a wonderful first kiss. Indy and Marion exchange gifts. Pre-Raiders, set after 'Webley' and well before 'Snapshot'.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
The Snapshot by Battered notebook of stories reviews
Indiana carries a momento of his raven-haired beauty. Willie Scott finds it, and learns more than she bargained for.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Water In The Desert by Battered notebook of stories reviews
A glimpse into Indy and Marion's relationship pre-Raiders. Marion gives Indy a little tender loving care.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Gotham's Princess reviews
Oxley had always been there, from the moment Abner Ravenwood discovered his daughter’s relationship with his favorite student to the wedding that came twenty years too late, and the years of broken hearts in between. These are his thoughts. COMPLETE!
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Incomplete by kahlua56 reviews
Three months after the movie, John pays Angela a visit. Little do they know, Mammon was only the beginning of an ultimate chain of events. JohnAngela.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,063 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 4/27/2005
Memento Mori by ChiaraStorm reviews
Traditionally, Halloween was a time to mourn and celebrate the lives of the dead. Grief opens barriers, and when Angela and John are both grieving, they discover things they didn't know to begin with.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,110 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005
The Price of Repentance by Salienne de Lioncourt reviews
Post movie. John teaches a guilty and dutybound Angela how to harness her psychic abilities and handle halfbreeds. At the same time, a halfbreed starts to stalk her. Angela must handle both this halfbreed and her growing feelings for John.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 4/23/2005
Twenty One by ephemereal reviews
Twenty one years to the day. A bit of an epilogue for Facing.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Captain Of His Soul by Marcher reviews
CHAPTER 20. What prompted the O'Connell's to depart Egypt and head for London. A bit of everything Angst Romance Drama Humour
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,657 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 10/24/2002 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C.
Closure by ephemereal reviews
Promise me that you won't forget. Oneshot.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Facing by ephemereal reviews
Seeing is believing. Post movie. Complete.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,009 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
Clichés by ephemereal reviews
The ending we all wanted.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2005
Going Native by ephemereal reviews
Evelyn was dressed all in gauzy black, hair and half her face covered in thin black lace. Suddenly the Egyptian sun felt ten times hotter. She smiled at me, and I felt as though I was standing on quick sand.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2005 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C.
In Breath, In Light by Frostings reviews
JohnAngela. One year after they parted ways, Angela goes to find him, only to find out that he's never lost her.
Constantine - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2005 - J. Constantine, Angela D.
Foxglove by ephemereal reviews
Should’ve been more supportive, he chided himself. He’d left Angela alone to cope with the horrors of her newfound Sight, hadn’t even been there to teach her to shield herself.John Constantine, coward who repeatedly screws over his friends.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2005
Sonnets from two lonely hearts by Danielle Anderson reviews
These are a series of vignettes about Angela and Constantine, based on Sonnets from the Portuguese by Elizabeth Browning. Please read and review.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005
And I Think They Got Most of the Spoons by EggSalad reviews
Jonathan and Rick expel some unwanted guests.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Jonathan C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Deliver Us From Evie by EvelynC.O reviews
COMPLETE Just a little fic I thought up. Explanation of Evie told in the POV's of the three main men in her life: Rick, Alex, and Jonathan. Of coarse they love her, but....sometimes, she really does get on ones nerves. A few memories along the way...
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Evelyn C. - Complete
The Mummy: Kurai's Return by nefertirievy reviews
A year has passed since Imhotep's brother, Kurai, was killed by the O'Connells and friends. But, with their luck, the good comes with the bad...Kurai is being ressurected again, and the O'Connells and friends are being called on once more...will they def
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,851 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003
Crisis by Buffelyn reviews
Post-AU-TMR...New chapter!:) 19: Seventeen boxes show up on the doorstep, and Evy takes a peek into her husband's past. And we knew our lovers couldn't stay mad at each other for long--discussions of children and houses follow... much fun:)
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,465 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002
The Mummy 3: Imhotep's Revenge by marybug6otnile reviews
It is five years after the O'Conells laid Imhotep and his evil bride-to-be, Anck-su-namun, to rest. Then, on a dig in Egypt, the O'Connell family finds that the two wicked mummies aren't quite as dead as could be hoped......
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,486 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003
Evie's Somewhat Subtle Revenge by EvelynC.O reviews
**COMPLETED** Was The Perfect Life. I've changed the plot some. After Evie and Rick have a big fight about Evie's past, she's out to show him just how wrong he is, which just might include little bit of making him jealous...;-) PLz R&R! ^_^
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Funny TMR Poem by x.Irish.o.Eyes.x reviews
Here's a little poem that I made up about TMR. This is my first fic,so I know that it's not anything special. I hope you enjoy it though. :)
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2003
The Mummy: The Scroll Of Life by nefertirievy reviews
The O'Connells and friends are in a battle against time to try to put away a mummy but this time ist not Imhotep. Its his brother?!!!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,140 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003
Second That Emotion by Buffelyn reviews
Rick and Evelyn get trapped in a pitch black closet, finally forcing them to talk about their “relationship.” No good can come of this! Or . . . can it? Fluffy dialogue alert:):):)
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/18/2003
Stars Collide by Buffelyn reviews
Introduce Rick Montague to Evelyn Capulet, watch the sparks fly, then toss in the Book of the Dead and a mysterious locket. Sommers meets Shakespeare meets Buffelyn. Now FIN :):):)
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,423 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
Those Darkened Skies by Buffelyn reviews
"He didn’t think he’d care if the world drowned in his tears; he didn’t think he’d care if the rain ever stopped. At least the rain understood what it was to cry for someone." Sequel to Fate's Boundary.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2003
Coming Clean by robot iconography reviews
Sequel to "As Sweet as This". Rick takes his life in his hands as he faces his greatest challenge ever: fatherhood.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2002 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C.
If You Call That A Kiss by She's a Star reviews
Alex is tired of fairy tales, and when his nightly bedtime story rolls around, he wants to know something more interesting...and that something is how his parents met. Disaster ensues. :)
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.
As Sweet as This by robot iconography reviews
Evelyn reflects on the changes Ahm Shere has wrought upon her brother, husband, and son.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Evelyn C.
Fate's Boundary by Buffelyn reviews
"He made love to her because he had her back; she made love to him because she knew she couldn’t stay." Bittersweet little AU ficlet, first in series.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2002
The Corridor by Nefratiri reviews
Rick has flashbacks as he walks through that little corridor/hallway after Evy dies. Kinda sad.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/26/2002 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C.
Words From The Heart by Cat5 reviews
I've put all three 'Secret letters' fictions together for easy access. For those of you who've never read them, they are three fairly romantic stories about Rick and Evy letter writing.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2001
The Loves of Her Life by MBooker reviews
We see Evy's love for Jonathan, Alex and Rick. NOTE** Tear jerker. If GOODBYE brought a tear, you may want to get a hanky.
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2001
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Accepting Change and Learning to Trust reviews
B&B discuss what having a baby really means for their relationship. Set about two weeks post "The Change in the Game".
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Angela has a nightmare and seeks comfort from John. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Constantine - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Stupid People Doing Random Things reviews
The characters from The Mummy, Van Helsing and Ghost Ship all come together in an unknown place.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004
Epps Orders A Pizza reviews
They were all hungry so Epps did the only thing she could. She ordered a pizza.
Ghost Ship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
Passions Haunted Pumpkin Patch reviews
Little Ethan and Maria go out for a pumpkin and have a very frightful night.
Passions - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete