Tea and Crumpets
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Joined 09-16-03, id: 456377
Author has written 2 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Harry Potter.

A busy college student, whose days are filled wtih classes and drinking lots of tea. And writing the occasional fanfic, of course.

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Seeking Ginny by Casca reviews
For years Ginny Weasley has tried to stop her feelings for Harry Potter. She's even uprooted her life. But what happens when it's time to come face to face with him again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,816 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
We Don't Need Another Hero by SimpleSerenity reviews
The musings of a pregnant River Tam as she looks back on her time so far on Serenity, its eclectic crew and the man she fell for.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,450 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - River, Jayne
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
First Comes Marriage, Then Love? by PauCev reviews
Hermione Jane Granger, would you do me the honor of marrying me? Fred and Hermione have to get married to carry out a mission for the Order. But, are there other reasons why they accepted said mission? Or is it just to stop Voldemort? Will romance blosome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,967 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Might Think by CrazieDasie reviews
James uses Lily's belief that Remus and Sirius are in a romantic relationship to get her to go out with him whether it's true or not. SBRL...? Read to find out! Eventual JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Balin Connection by Emeraleyes reviews
Sequel to The Visible Invisible. Using a very important file of information and her own memories, Ginny Weasley tries to piece together a series of events that have left with more questions than answers. [DG, Post Hogwarts]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,512 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Visible Invisible by Emeraleyes reviews
(Complete) When you feel invisible, you'd do anything to have someone really see you; the way you've always wanted to be seen. But if the only person who actually sees you is the last person you'd ever expect it to be, what do you do? (Post Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 100,849 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
That muted sort of longing by Serendipity reviews
Humor, angst and adventure color Ginny Weasley’s fifth year as she matures from the girl she is to the woman she will be. Her burgeoning powers are the least of her worries as her friendship with Harry darkens into something else. Updated 7-22
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,481 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot reviews
An old friend of Numair's comes to the palace. She is no stranger, and yet Daine has never seen or heard of her. Who is she? A fairly humorous tale.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 9/16/2003
Harry Potter, the Bum Who Lived reviews
Years after the defeat of Voldemort, one reporter goes to find the inside story of what became of Harry Potter. It ain't pretty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P.