Lady Myotismonhide bio
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 Author has written 15 stories for Legend of Zelda, Invader Zim, Disney, Digimon, Abarat series, Clive Barker', Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Psychonauts, 10th Kingdom, Shakespeare, Misc. Games, Left 4 Dead, and Harry Potter. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. News: I've been super busy with school lately, there's been no time to write. I haven't updated anything, and I honestly haven't written anything new. I don't want these stories to die, but I don't know when they'll be finished. If you really want something finished, the best way is to remind me! Send me a message or a review, or AIM me (HFIL Girl) to let me know you're waiting! Fandoms Include: (but are absolutely not limited to) Abarat, Artemis Fowl, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Condemned, Darren Shan Saga, Digimon, Discworld, Disney, Dragonball (Z), Fairy Tales, Good Omens, Harry Potter, Invader Zim, Jak (and Daxter/2/3/X), Legend of Zelda, Left 4 Dead, Percy Jackson, Persona, Pokemon, Psychonauts, Pixar, Saw, Siren, Sly Cooper, Spirited Away, The 10th Kingdom, Watchmen About Me (in case you're wondering...) I am twenty-one years old, and I live near Atlanta, Georgia. I've been writing almost my entire life; it's a huge passion of mine, and my only real talent. Most of my stories on here are many years old. I hardly have time to write for pleasure anymore thanks to university. Um... what else? My favorite color is green. I bite my nails until there is nothing left of them to bite, and then I bite the skin around them. I have two dogs whom I love with my whole heart, Cici (a bichon/poodle mix) and Daisy (a little mutt who I rescued!). I like Oreo cookies, Freddy Krueger, nerdy conventions and aquariums. I can lick my elbow, nose, and chin. I like to think of myself as friendly, so feel free to contact me outside of reviews. ~Lady Myotismon |
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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 355,192 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,319 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 8,718 - Follows: 11,424 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Diamond Sky Above Titanic by Seablue Eyes reviews
The year is 1912, and one angel and one demon's lives are about to change forever as they embark on the fateful maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Titanic - and a relationship utterly forbidden by both Heaven and Hell.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,995 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Star Anise reviews
During Alice's absence, ill fortune has stirred around a particular Hatter. Alice is called back, only to be told that she alone can help him... But she may get - or give - a little more than she bargained for...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8582 - Favs: 12,194 - Follows: 6,286 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Last Lullaby by Lady Altair reviews
Andromeda sings one last lullaby to her daughter. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Post Mortum Drag by MorningHell reviews
[Exclusively Saw 1] Some can't take the pain, some can't take the absence thereof. Drama beats the hell out of melting your automaton brain with nicotine. Slash, Adam Faulkner x Lawrence Gordon. Songfic Style.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
A Thousand Twitterpated Twits by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Despite of what logic may lead you to believe: there's a Veela at Hogwarts. For one week this vision of loveliness shall ensnare every male at Hogwarts with her feminine wiles or, um, something. Who is this enchantress? Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Minerva M., I. Karkaroff
Stu's Bad Day by Leaky Underwear reviews
Don't get Stu Pickle's mad, he'll RAPE YEH.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Tommy P. - Complete
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 5,441 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Incredible Apathy by Demyrie reviews
Razor muses about his lessthan glamorous relationship with the Crimelord Mizo, all the fetid convenience that placed him in his current world and, more importantly, how to fittingly end that pact. With a bang, perhaps? MizoxRazor, slash.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Razer, Mizo - Complete
One Fine Morning by Hopeakaarme reviews
One fine morning, two creatures meet each other by the side of the Lake Hogwarts. Despite the deep bond they share, circumstances force them apart, leaving them to dream. Possible squick factor, NOT a humour fic! SLASH SnapeGiant Squid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Repercussions by redexted reviews
Arthur is frustrated because of both his mission and the ongoing conflicts in the House. Noon tries to calm him down, but gets a little something in return instead. How sweetly embarrassing. NoonArthur implied.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Arthur - Complete
Rebirth by MorningHell reviews
[Saw] Scarred them for life, yes. But did he also help them?...What do you take for granted now, Doctor? Slash, malexmale romance. Ya' been warned
Saw - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,141 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Complete
Dance or something like it by Sacai fighter reviews
Angeline Fowl, beloved mother of teenage genius Artemis Fowl, is giving a ball. The only problem is that her son can’t dance. Unexpected help presents itself. Very, very slightly SLASH, mostly just humour. AB
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Artemis F., Butler
Pass The Flame by Freddy Drinks Coke reviews
Seguro Snape, flamboyant brother to the potions professor, takes the job as DADA professor. Well written insanity! Something we've all been waiting for!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2004
The Guy From Kentucky by Estrella reviews
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mr. Unlucky. So said Jack in his beloved song. But have you ever wondered just who this guy is? What did he do to have the Pumpkin King single him out? Well, here's my take on it.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,451 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
In A Time Of Uncertainty by Marauder reviews
Years ago Percy and Oliver were together but an unfortunate combination of circumstances and lies split them up. Now, after the Ministry has officially announced Voldemort's return, they attempt to be a couple again. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,913 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Cheap Cognac by HelenH reviews
So, here we go, Schindler's List slash - Amon Goeth & Oskar Schindler.
Schindler's List - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2004
Severus Snape, Sexy Slytherin by Zedd reviews
Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Severus S.
Things That Go Bump In The Night by Rachie-Da-Nimbin-Chicken reviews
When Fred and George listen outside Snape's office, they hear Severus, McGonagall, Draco and a plunger having a go at it. Epileptic twins, raunchy McGonagall, and a spanking that results in CPR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2002 - George W., Severus S.
Channel Surfing by Deedlit MagicFayal Wood reviews
Ever wish you could change the channel and give your teacher some more interesting qualaties? The Weasley twins have done it, poor Snape. Language and general stupidity warnings. Dumbledore's at it in chapter 4! And he even got Filch!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2002 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Severus S., George W.
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Life of a Lovesick Toaster reviews
Brave Little Toaster fic. Vignettes about the toaster and NOW UPDATED! the air conditioner's unrequited love for The Master. Extremely suggestive.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
Where the Tide Brought Her reviews
Takes place immediately after the second book. Candy wakes up after the flood to discover that her reunion with her friends was all just a wonderful dream. The Izabella led her straight to Pyon, to Rojo Pixler, where Providence has dark things in store.
Abarat series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009
Visiting Hours reviews
Neville Longbottom goes to St. Mungo's frequently to visit his parents, but their unnerving condition has him spending most of the time with Gilderoy Lockhart. Complete for now, but I may be convinced to continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Neville L., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Still Human reviews
A smoker runs across a familiar face and is haunted by human memories. Completed for now, but I may write and post more depending on the reception. Slight Francis/Smoker or rather Francis/Someone who is now a Smoker
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Give You A Lift reviews
Ethan Thomas, homeless alcoholic, gets some charity from a surprising source. Based on the Condemned games specifically the second one, but can still be understood if you've only played the first .
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Abominable Sin reviews
Brutus and Cassius share their final night of life together. Rated R to be safe, not too graphic. Short and sweet :
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Blood and Magic reviews
AU After seeing the Cirque du Freak, Darren and Steve get strange letters inviting them to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where they meet great new friends and even greater new foes. Is Destiny on Darren's and Harry's side? Or on Voldemort's?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,217 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006
Swallow reviews
Ratatouille fic. Anton Ego said in the movie If I don't love it, I don't swallow. That pretty much sums this oneshot up. AntonAlfredo slash rated T for being suggestive but there is nothing graphic
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Prince's Problem reviews
Prince has a bit of a problem and he needs Tony's help.
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Psychonaut Inspection reviews
An inspector going through the minds of Agent Raz and Agent Oleander during a routine inspection notices something odd.
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Blue reviews
The Sea of Izabella helps a young Christopher Carrion have a moment of happiness with Quiffin. Another Abarat slash from me!
Clive Barker' - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Love Letters reviews
Told from Prince Quiffin's point of view as he watches The Lord of Midnight court his sister. It isn't Boa who eventually gets tangled in a twisted romance, but she is ultimately the one who suffers the most because of it. The very first Abarat slash!
Abarat series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
The Zoo reviews
25 years later... Matt's divorce is making him a wreck and he has some confessions to make to Tai. slash
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Kiss reviews
ZADR Dib lies to Zim about what a kiss really is and ends up locking lips with the person he hates most.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Shades of Green reviews
DBZ Crossover, being rewritten.Slash. When Rauru takes Link away for his 7 year sleep, he makes a mistake.Now 5 men from Earth are in Hyrule, and when 1 is taken by Ganondorf, the others must wait for Link to fulfill his destiny before they can go home.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003