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ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66% of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

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When Covers Become Realities by Stronger-Than-Fear reviews
Last spring, Zach had left behind Gallagher Academy for his life at Blackthorne. When a twist in his mission occurs, Zach finds himself on the run, protecting Cammie at all costs. Can he hide his double-agent status from a group of terrorists, or will he find himself in hot water? Terrorists, bombings, and attempted kidnappings... All in the life of Zachary Goode.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/12 - Zach G.
Look At Me Now by rockydd47 reviews
Clary was just being thoughtful and wanted to visit Jace at the Institute. Once she sees the whole gang talking about her, she portals herself away to the most unexpected place. China, Hong Kong. There, she meets a silver boy and decides to follow her dreams of being a Shadowhunter. The only question now is, how will she react when her past comes to find her?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,094 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Don't Judge a Terrorist by Her Cover by Matisse Gacioppo reviews
'Hi, I'm Cameron Morgan and I'm top of my class at Gallagher Academy for Terrorists.' Isn't the first thing you would say to someone you just met. Just like when someone asks how you and your boyfriend met you don't tell them that he stopped you from blowing up an office building, it's not how normal couples meet,not that we're dating. But that is exactly how Zach Goode and I met.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
All Boys by Be My Master reviews
My name is Clary, but in my new school, I go as Cain. I go to an all boys school for the arts, and I believe that I can have a normal school experience - as long as no one finds out I have a few, ehem, crutial "boy parts" missing. Based off iWant9Live2Live's story, "Forbidden".
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,392 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B.
Just A Day In DC by Stronger-Than-Fear reviews
Zach's mission involves getting to know Cammie. And, more importantly, what she knows. Will the beginning of his mission give him answers, or just a new crush? And how about doing the Circle's dirty work on the side? Cammie won't put down her walls, so Zach will just have to break them down. My take on CMH... R&R! *The sequel is up! Go check it out!*
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,068 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Not True by IHeartThePercyJacksonBooks reviews
There is no Percabeth. That's just something Travis and Connor Stoll made up, but Aphrodite will NOT miss this chance. Are Percy and Annabeth meant to be? Rated T just in case. -COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Connor S., Travis S.] - Complete
Foster Child by DeUtvalda reviews
Yeah, I really suck at summaries, but umm... Clary lives alone in an apartment in Brooklyn, until she is forced to move in with the Lightwoods, her new foster family. They already have two children and an adopted son, an arrogant player whose name happens to be Jace. First fanfic, so I'm a little nervous! Rated T because I'm paranoid. AU/AH probably OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,788 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Disappointing Nontextual Matter by 2clap reviews
NEW: SimonXIsabelle. Metro Station. Commute to a date gone very wrong. Short one-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Isabelle L., Simon L.
Colliding Worlds by Saige Shadows reviews
The Cullens are playing a game in the woods, when Bella sees a red-headed girl fighting a strange creature in a clearing. Clary is on her own fighting demons in the clearing woods when she meets a mysterious boy that sparkles. When two very different world collide, is it going to be good or will the world turn unside down. BTW, T is a mix of NM and BD. Doesn't have Nessie in it. :(
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Bella, Clary F. - Complete
Kickin' it with Shake It Up by GeekyChicgirl reviews
What happens when the Wasabi Warriors go to Chicago for a karate tournament and end up in Shake It Up Chicago studio, Eddie tries to get girls with the help of Ty and Deuce, Jerry tries to flirt with Tinka but everything fails meanwhile Rudy and Milton win a submarine and are stuck there perhaps forever?And finally Jack and Kim meet Rocky and Cece,perhaps there will be jealousy?
Crossover - Shake It Up! & Kickin' It - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Deuce M., Wasabi Warriors
It's My Destiny by KarleighStock reviews
What happens when the Cullen's AND the wolves have to leave for a while, leaving her all alone once again. Her cousin comes down for a visit to Forks and Bella learns a dark secret about her family. How will she cope?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
All Thanks to a Memory by Zuvie Girl reviews
Time travel fic. Harry is thrown back in time due to a special memory, and gets to spend time with his teenage parents while he is teaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,948 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cross My Heart, Our Version by Bookfreaks98 reviews
What if Cammie had a brother? What if Abby worked at Blackthorne? What if Cammie isn't the blushing, stuttering girl we have come to love. be careful blackthone boys!this is GG2, our way. Give it a shot!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011
It Will Be As If I'd Never Existed by pattyrose reviews
It's been over 4 years since Edward left. Bella's tried to move on. She's about to graduate college and go on with life, when a weekend trip brings her face to face with her past. What results will either lead to tragedy or finally, to her happiness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 340,398 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 6881 - Favs: 5,938 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete