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Always Have a Backup by lawnmowerelf reviews
The Master did always love a good backup plan. Spoilers through Last of the Time Lords
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - The Master, Ianto J.
Sunglasses by Anakin McFly reviews
It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Complete
Cinderella Tom by Ekwy reviews
When his human finds herself abandoned, the Rum Tum Tugger decides to make an enormous sacrifice to help her out.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,353 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Cats Sestina by Ekwy reviews
A poem about the magic of cats, the moon, and the night.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
She's Leaving Home by An Fhomhair reviews
Demeter sits alone and contemplates going back to Macavity. My first CATS fic, please R&R. Oneshot.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
Shadow by Jessica R Vance reviews
A new generation of Jellicles brings all the joy and sorrow imaginable. Is Munkustrap's son the murderer everyone thinks he is?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004
Happy, happy, happy by x.Sess.x.Satan.x reviews
Happiness!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
They Were Only Joking by Hannah28 reviews
While dealing with a missing student, Snape contemplates the Inquisitorial Squad, Weasley Twins, and the value of mischief.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Severus S., George W.
Mistoffelees: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
All you ever needed to know about your new MISTOFFELEES model! This is the complete owner’s guide and manual for getting the most out of your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Macavity: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
So you've bought yourself a MACAVITY model. Congratulations! Here's all you need to know about caring for your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Pillows' Talk by The Secretive Bus reviews
Set during season 17, of all places? The Doctor and Romana, indulging in bed-related hijinks of an as-yet undisclosed nature? You've got that right, sunshine.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2005
Lord of the Rings Christmas Songs by Minions of the Bandit King reviews
Yay! The Songz RETURN! Yes, after a year, we finally update. New song is kinda weird.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003
Hidden by ChicaFrom3 reviews
Part Two now up: Harper has spent three years on Seefra. Three. Freakin'. Years.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Complete
Mastering the Magic of Life by Triskell reviews
CATS: How Quaxo became Mistoffelees -- the story of a life. Strong emotional turmoil.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 46,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/25/2004
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
To the Moonlight by Jemi Gr reviews
[CATS fic] Relationships are endangered. Lives are put at risk. Jealousy really can drive you mad. Discontinued... shut up.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,018 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 5/28/2003
The Hunters' Perfect Target by Worlds Apart MS Hunters reviews
A Round Robin. It's war on all mary sues. What's the fellowship to do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003
Regrets by Lady Serpentine reviews
He did things. Bad things. But he will not regret it. A sort of journal entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Voldemort
Cry My Soul to Sleep by Jemi Gr reviews
[CATS fic] Exotica, after leaving the Jellicles forever, reflects back and wonders if any of the Jellicles miss her- or if they've even noticed she's gone.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2003
Why Do I Have to Hate Love by Miranda Grace reviews
Ron is wondering if he truly hates love or not. Story is based 5-6 years after Graduation from Hogwarts. OneShot. Please R&R. RonLavender
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Ron W. - Complete
Return of the Black Pearl by fair otaku reviews
FINISHED. Oright the Black Pearl is back but with a second generation! Jack has a daughter and Elizabeth and Will a son! We can just guess what type of relationship is going to be formed between those two!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,244 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003
Wish Fulfillment by Dwimmerlaik reviews
A girl falls into Middle-earth. Who sent her there? What will happen to her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Legolas
Being Muggleborn! by astral-monkey reviews
Hermione Granger muggle one minute, magic the next! A story of how Hermione got to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
I Just Wanted To Dance by BCBoo reviews
A cat thinks bout a jellicle ball many moons ago where they just wanted to dance. oneshot
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Complete
From the Want Ads by Nightfall Rising reviews
Behind the glamour and the glory, this is what it takes to do the job.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2003 - J. Kirk
Cinderella Retold by cheetahlee reviews
Daughter of a nobleman, it's no wonder she became one of the 5 great women! Please R&R!
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2003
Ode to a Commbadge by Nenya Kanadka reviews
A TNG-era Starfleet lieutenant ruminates on that most ubiquitous of devices: the commbadge. All comments appreciated!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/28/2003
Two and a half elves by shipleychick reviews
Legolas has a younger sister, who he's very close to. Aragorn falls in love with her, and Legolas isn't happy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Conversations with the Sparrow by Rae Roberts reviews
A series of conversations between Captain Jack Sparrow and an alienated young author take place under unusual circumstances. Earth cross over. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
Caretakers' Dance by Saffirejewl reviews
Cats fanfiction, The Jellicle Ball has ended, but someone must watch over the junkyard.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2003
Inside The Wormhole by Eris Goddess of Discord reviews
A filk song about Star Trek Deep Space Nine
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2003 - B. Sisko
Field of Innocence by Jemi Gr reviews
[CATS fic] The Junkyard is full of too many painful memories for Jemima... but you can't walk away from your fears forever.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003
Love Me When My Fur Turns Gray by DanceGrl9690 reviews
CATS Fanfic! When Tugger breaks up with Bombalurina for the umpteenth time, she starts to wonder whether they really were meant to be.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2003
Consequences by vericus reviews
Eneira and Orophin have gone a little too far with one of their pranks, and Haldir is fed up...Companion story to No Eyes Needed, though it can be read on its own
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Mischief by VILYA74 reviews
Why should Elrond be tied to a tree without his robes? Read, and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Elrond, Aragorn
As My Heart Remembers by The Violist reviews
Legolas hires a streetwise girl to rid him of his fangirls. Their amusing attempts evolve into friendship and an unusual coupling... *COMPLETE* listen this is incredibly stupid sugarhighness, but my muse died, so....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Complete
Strar Trekkin' DS9 by Eris Goddess of Discord reviews
A filk song about Star Trek DS9
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2003
The 10th Kingdom: Hearing is Believing by Frozen Phoenix reviews
When a nosy neighbor decides to spy on Virginia during the last night of the full moon, she hears a little more than she bargained for.
10th Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Complete
How Math was Really Invented by StarlightWarrior reviews
Do you hate math? Do you know why it's so confusing, complicated, and hideous? Here is an explanation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Sauron
Jemima by Dryad reviews
A poem about Jemima
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2003
Sir Anthony and the Bouncy Castle by Milliecake reviews
Tony once again dabbles in the business of wish making...with the usual, disastrous results
10th Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2003
A Strange New World by Vana E reviews
Star Trek The Next Generation/Lord of the rings crossover. Four survivors crash into a world where logic does not prevail and things are harder then ever. Full summery within...please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Aragorn
Good as Gold by rainjewel reviews
*Complete!* Sequel to Right as Rain (please read that first!). Mistoffelees is back, but no one has yet explained to Old Deuteronomy what's going on. Contains slash. Don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Complete
Things To Do While In Line For 'The Two Towers' by Flame of the Phoenix reviews
A look at funny things to do about 2 Towers! *NOT A LIST!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2002
Right As Rain by rainjewel reviews
CATS fic. This is what spews forth from my fingers after watching the video 43 times a day. I don't think that's actually possible, but I sure tried. Looks at what might have happened after the ball. Slash.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2002
Fellowship of the Ring In Song by Mistoffelees reviews
A horribly condensed version of FotR...in song. A year and a half later: edited format, and a few words. Enjoy. R R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
Drinking by Rei Lerdia Swiftwood reviews
The Hobbits meet at the Prancing Pony......Well.... thanks to Chisa and Neko I have a new little thingy for you all. I dont own any LOTR characters *crys* but I do own the rights to torture them hehehe R/R!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001
Why Pointy Ears are Cooler by Callisto Nicol reviews
A youthful Legolas has to give a presentation in class on his research paper...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Legolas, Legolas - Complete
Untitled Poems by Ael L. Bolt reviews
One of the Star Trek characters writes a poem to another character, during the time of the first Star Trek movie. Not a romance. JUST ADDED: The recipient writes his response.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Reunion by Miss Padfoot reviews
Remus Lupin reflects on the deaths of his friends and his life afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,982 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2001 - Published: 11/19/1999
Middle Earth Reclaimed by AlexeCinz reviews
A young archaeologist is puzzled by exceptional finds in an excavation site in Asia. Then a fair-haired stranger arrives on the scene to deepen the mystery.... (AU/post-LotR)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2001 - Published: 7/15/2001