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Author has written 1 story for Inheritance Cycle.

Age: 17

Date of birth: April 24

Name: Really I'm going to tell you hint: it's a group of letters

Religion: denominational Christian

Ethnic group: Black(African American)

Place of residency: somewhere in the universe

Fav.

X men evolution( Nightcrawler)

Lion King(Kovu)

Kung fu panda show and movies( Tigress)

Avatar the last airbender (Tof)

Inheritance cycle ( Saphira and Thorn)

Jessie (Ravi)

My little pony Friendship is magic(Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash and Spike)

Artemis fowl ( Holly)

Warriors(Jayfeather)

Teen Titans(Beast Boy and Raven)

Fav. Couples

Nightcrawler and Scarlet Witch

Rouge and Gambit

Storm and Beast or Wolverine

Saphira and Thorn

Eragon and Arya

Murtagh and Nasuada

Tigress and Po or Tia lung

Crane and Viper

Beast boy and Raven

Cyborg and Bumblebee

Copy and Pastes

"In hoc signo vinces." (In this sign, you will conquer).

If you have a tendency to repeat profile copy-and-pastes, post this in your profile.

If you have ever thought If I was Bella Swan, I'd tell Edward to go duel Jacob for my hand, and then run as far away as possible while they were busy, post this on your profile.

If you've ever thought, Holly! Artemis! What the bloody heck are you doing fighting Opal? Don't you know that Edward and Jacob are the root of all evil?!?! post this in your profile.

If you're a real-life grammar b* and have to stop yourself from correcting people ("Um, hello, people, it's worse, not badder.") copy this into your profile.

If you've looked a gift lama in the mouth, and soon found that they spit, post this in your profile.

I'd rather stand have to before God after living my whole life as an atheist, only to find out he's real, and say "I lived my life as a kind atheist," than to stand before God after living my whole life as a Christian and shunning people with different beliefs, and say "I lived my life as a bad Christian." If you're a die-hard Christian like me, but haven't got a problem with people with other beliefs, post this in your profile.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

92 percent of teens would die if someone told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent still alive. And would be laughing your backside off!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.(I have entire Universes in my head)

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Oh, you don't like me because I'm Catholic? That's okay, I love you anyway."- Anyonymous.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

(Feel free to add your own below this).

On the Twizzlers Popsicles: Warning! Contents may be cold! (Because I like my popsicles hot an' toasty!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD


A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINKWhen you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination.


If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

I have come to a conclusion. The reason smart kids hate school is the same reason not-so-smart kids do: it wastes time on stupid things when I could be doing better stuff. If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.


You know you're a Catholic if...

1. You know where the last World Youth Day was (country or city).

2. You WENT to World Youth Day.

3. The words 'Vatican II' actually mean something to you.

4. You know why the Pope always wears those cool red shoes. : )

5. Late-night mass and/or youth group are the only ways you wanna spend your Sunday nights.

6. You've ever wondered how the heck Jesus saw Zacchaeus way up in that tree.

7. You can list the Stations of the Cross (almost) in order.

8. You have a favorite scripture verse (fill yours in here): "I can do all things through Him who gives me strength." (Philippians 3:14)

9. You've seen Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ... and bawled your eyes out.

10. You feel depressed on Good Friday.

11. Christmas and Easter mean a heck of a lot more than candy canes and peeps to you.

12. You've got a patron saint, and even perhaps their medal.

13. Pope John Paul II is one of your heroes.

14. You know the order of lighting the candles in an advent wreath.

15. You know what it's like to forget EVERYTHING you were going to say once you got into the confessional.

16. ...And then remembered it right after you walk out again.

17. You can pronounce the words 'Magnanimity' and 'Pusillanimity' without sounding like Nemo trying to say "An anemone."

18. You hated being one of the people in the 'crowds' during Sunday-school reenactments of the Crucifixion.

19. You don't care if saying 'Jesus' is politically incorrect.

20. You wish you spoke latin, because everything sounds cooler in latin.

21. The phrase, "That awkward moment when..." Applies to when your phone went off in the middle of the priest's homily.

22. You'd be willing to die if someone pointed a gun to your head and asked, "Do you believe in Jesus Christ?"

23. You think the martyrs are like the coolest people EVAH!

24. You know every word to Joy to the World, whether you like it or not.

25. You know the entirety of the song "Sanctuary," and it brings back more good memories than you can count.

26. Youth retreats are a worthwhile way to spend your weekend.

27. You're named after a saint or someone in the Bible, and you know all about them.

28. When you were little, you ever wondered why Mommy and Daddy couldn't share their 'bread' with you when you were hungry during mass.

29. You know the difference between 'Cradle Catholic' and 'Convert,' and you're proud to be either one.

30. You once had a crush on someone who's probably going to end up in a convent/seminary.

31. You wish you could remember where the heck your purity ring is, because it's bugging you not to have it on.

32. You know the radio numbers for the Christian rock stations in your area.

33. Your iPod has more Christian rock songs on it than hip-hop.

34. One of the things on your bucket list is to see the Shroud of Turin.

35. You can quote Soul Surfer line-for-line.

36. You really and sincerely hope that God actually looks like Morgan Freeman (the one who played God in Evan Almighty).

37. You own a relic, of any class.

38. You hope they don't ever switch the mass order on you again, because you just got used to this one.

39. Rome is the coolest place on earth and you really really really want to go there someday.

40. You know which saint to ask to intercede (NOT PRAY TO, ASK!!!) for you for every minor problem.

41. You've prayed before finals.

42. "In this sign, you will conquer" is one of your favorite quotes.

43. You can only wish you were the genius Thomas Aquinas was.

44. You know people who can name all the books of the Bible in order, even if you can't.

45. You ask God to forgive your enemies, because frankly you're having trouble with it at the moment.

46. The word 'secular' makes you sad inside.

47. You feel weird saying the Angelus without genuflecting.

48. You know of only one person who's had his foot in his mouth more times than you, and his name was Simon Peter.

49. You can finish this sentence in either the old or the new translation: "I believe in God the Father, almighty make of Heaven and Earth..."

50. You believe in the phrase, "For God so loved the world, He gave His only begotten Son, so that whoever shall believe in Him shall not perish."

If you smiled at any of these, or they've happened to you,copy and paste this into your profile. GO CATHOLICISM!


MY STUFF!!!

Things I dislike on FF.net:

1.) People that are too bloody full of themselves and create lists like these where they repeatedly bash other authors because of story quality. Seriously, people, everyone's got their own style. Bug off.


People are strange, messed up, wacko, and crazy. Humans are by far the most dangerous species on this planet. We have guns. We kill each other for no good reason. We fall in love, destroying friendships and family ties. We have ceremonies to finalize said love, many of which end in tragedy. We destroy the land around us. We make buildings as tall as mountains, and yet forget about our brothers and sisters who live in huts, hiding from the cold. We are officially nuts, and if an animal ever walked up to us and said so, we'd probably scream our heads off and shoot it.

BUT...

We also invented amazing technology. We defend what we know is right, no matter what the personal cost. We love and receive love, taking and giving that which is true and beautiful. We marry, thus bringing our union to our Higher Power (whether he be God, Allah, Buddha, or anyone else) and putting our faith into His hands. We plant trees and try to save the rain forests. We organize missions and try to help the less fortunate. We have achieved wonders, found passion, survived in the toughest of circumstances, risen above ourselves for the good of all, triumphed when the entire world is against us, and are determined to make this earth a better place.

We are people. We are brothers, sisters, family and friends. We are forever united, because of who we are, what we do, and what we dream of achieving. We are humanity.


Well, as many of you have probably seen, there is a copy/paste out there that says something like "The perfect boyfriend," or "The kind of boyfriend I am" or something like that. In any case, I agree with most of what is on it.

However...

There is one bit in there that irritates me. It goes something along the lines of "When your girlfriend hits you because she thinks she is stronger than you, grab her hands and never let her go."

Excuse me???In ANY case, there are some few ground rules about this kind of thing that my parents told me a long time ago, and that I still abide by: 1.) No girl should EVER beat up on her boyfriend! Girls, I don't care if you're the Olympic judo champion, neither your strength, size, or ability gives you the right to hit your boyfriend! IT HURTS JUST AS MUCH FOR A GUY TO GET HIT AS IT DOES FOR A GIRL!!! 2.) No guy should ever hit a girl. Ever. It's that simple. If your mother and father did not tell you that it is wrong for you to hit a girl, then let me set you straight: many- not all, but many- girls are not as strong as their male counterparts. That does not, I repeat does not give you the right to hit her. The rule for girls is the same as the guys: do not hit your partner. 3.) IF YOUR GIRL/BOYFRIEND IS BEATING YOU, BREAK UP WITH HER/HIM. I don't care if he/she says that they will hurt you, your family, themselves, or do anything else, you get out of that relationship! Note: DO NOT GO ALONE! Be in a place with witnesses and people to help you if he/she causes trouble. NEVER break up with an abuser in a secluded place.

I don't mean to sound judgmental or preachy, but to hit your partner (and please understand, I don't mean in self-defense or the occasional playful tap on the shoulder) is abuse. It's no different than someone who beats up little kids or animals. It is abuse, and IT IS ILLEGAL.

(If you agree that nobody, guy or girl, should ever abuse their partner, copy and paste this into your profile)


I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(true)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm a Christian, therefore I MUST hate Darwin, Evolution and Science.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUS

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DYSLEXIC, so I MUST be stupid..

I have OCD, so I MUST be a psychotic freak.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate everyone who's: gay, atheist, non-Christian, or a sinner.

I am a HUMAN BEING, so I MUST be stereotyped.


And now, a laugh from (believe it or not) Scripture

Sermon on the Mount; Peter is with Jesus, as well as the the glowing figures of Moses and Elijah...

Peter: "Lord, it is good that we are here! Let me make three tents: one for you, one for Moses, and one for Elijah!"

FFcrazy15: "And I brought the marshmallows and grahm crackers! Hey, did someone remember the campfire stuff and banjo? Because, seriously, you can't have a Holy Campfire without a banjo!"

Peter: (glares at FFcrazy15) "Shuddup."


Best Quotes EVAH!!!

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind

"Funny when you're dead how people start to listen." -The Band Perry, If I Die Young (Song)

"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." -Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl

"When Cameron was in Egypt's land, let my Cameron go." - Cameron, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

>>>Dialogue>>>

Po: I just found out that my dad... isn't really my dad.

Tigress (a little surprised): Your dad the goose... Must've been quite a shock.

-Kung Fu Panda 2

>>>End>>>

"Can I interest you in a plastic baby doll with a dented head?" - Sandy, Get Well Soon

"Bloody hell!" - Ronald Weasly, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Movie # 4)

"Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends." - Aladdin, Aladdin

"Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man." - Genie, Aladdin

"I need my geese." -Haymitch Abernatyh, as portrayed by KelsNicole in her story Effie and Haymitch: Always my Sweetheart.

Just a fun fact, but Butler has twenty-seven different types of weaponry on hand at the moment and he is fairly adept at using thirty-five of those. So, if you pleaseArtemis Fowl, as portrayed by LuckyLink7 in her story, Wreaking Havoc.

"If you continue down your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs." - Soothsayer, Kung Fu Panda 2

"I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach and then drinking boiling water." - Tigress,Kung Fu Panda 2

>>>*Dialogue*

Shen: One panda lives. That does not make you right.

Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right.

>>>*End*

"This might hurt, it's not safe, but I know that I've got to make a change. I don't care if I break, at least I'll be feeling something." -Matthew West, The Motions


"There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." - Captain America, Avengers



This is an amazing song. Whenever I start asking myself why I have OCD, this song reminds me why. Heart of Worship, by Hillsong. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-snsXw1as (copy and paste that into your URL box).


So yeah, as you already know if you've read this entire thing, I've got OCD. Now, before someone goes off on the Monk jokes here, let me just make one thing very clear: I'm not sensitive about a lot of stuff. The list includes mainly three things: being picked on, seeing someone else get picked on, and someone making OCD wisecracks. I've heard people I greatly respect talk about people with OCD and call them 'losers' (they don't know I have it), and let me tell you, that tested my temper more than just about anything. So, in order to keep my temper, sanity, and maybe make this world a better place, let me give you a brief overview on OCD:

OCD stands for Obsessive-compulsive Disorder. Simply put, this means that we obsess over something that is unlikely to happen (the house burning down because you left the stove on, someone robbing you because you didn't lock the doors, hurting people you care about because you were careless or acted inappropriately, etc.), and then perform a compulsion (washing hands, checking locks, counting, tapping, blinking, etc.) to try to get rid of it (except for the people with 'Pure O' which means they just obsess and don't necessarily do a compulsion). For instance, I count fives and blink in fives, worry about symmetry, and check my garbage before I throw it out. Some people wash hands, rearrange their rooms, or constantly check their locks. My case is very mild; it doesn't take a lot for me to control the compulsions. In this, I am lucky; there are many people out there with worse cases than myself.

Now, if there's one thing that would make me mad enough to kill a bull with my bare hands, it would be someone calling me 'crazy,' 'nuts,' 'freak,' or the R word. The loser thing was enough to make me rant for a good half hour to a close friend of mine.

So, the moral of the story is, next time you want to make a joke about us 'crazy' people, or even THINK about saying the word 'retarded,' stop and think about how you would feel if someone said that to YOU.


That being said, let's add some humor to this crazy disorder:

Po: Whatcha doing?

Tigress: Don't bug me right now, panda.

Po: Come on, tell me what you're doing!

Tigress: *sighs in annoyance* I have to do this technique absolutely perfect seventeen times!

Po: Huh? Why?

Tigress: My gods, panda, just go away!

Po: Tell me! Please! Tell me tell me tell me!

Tigress: Grrrr...

Mantis: *Off to the side* I wonder if we should tell him about her OCD?


Note: I reserve the right to chew out any flamers, cursers, or people that don't have the decency to use correct grammar in their reviews. I'm not saying I will, but hey, do you want to risk it?


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy is when you try to stuff King size chocolate bar wrappers down the toilet. Crazy is when you start rambling on about the physical abilities of pants. Crazy is when you're best friend calls you at 11 at night and you are so tired that you think its 11 in the morning. Crazy is when you text your friend when you're high off of air at midnight and start telling them that a bear was mating with the guy you like. Crazy is when you and your best friend have an hour long fight over which anime character in a show is better by coming up with stupid reasons. Crazy is when you ask your little sibling if he/she's thrown the decapitated horse head into the closet yet. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.


The Alphabet of Questions

A – Accidents

01. Have you ever been in a car accident? Not yet...
02. Do you have a lot of scars? On my feet from cutting them open on accident and one on my leg from a burn. The rest of them healed up pretty well.
03. Have you ever been in a fist fight with someone? Does martial arts sparring count?
04. Have you ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake?Physically? No.
05. Have you ever had stitches? Where? Nope.

B – Beauty

06. Do you consider yourself beautiful? Well, I'm 'made in the image of God,' so if you wanna call God beautiful, then yes.
07. Are you self conscious of how you look? Unfortunately, not when it matters- aka, when I can fix it in front of a mirror.
08. Do you put on a lot of makeup? Only when I'm acting. Stage makeup, you know.
09. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery? Not on your life.
10. What do you think makes a person beautiful?Personality. The happier a person is, the prettier they are. It's really hard to call someone ugly when they smile all the time.

C – Consequences

11. What was the longest amount of time you’ve been grounded for? Depends. I've technically only ever been grounded for two weeks, but two weeks after two weeks after two weeks...
12. What would you do if you got pregnant, keep it or have an abortion? Abortion isn't an option.
13. Do you ever think about how your actions affect other people? Only after I realize how horrid I've been... then I can't stop apologizing.
14. What do you think is the worst punishment someone could give you? Ridicule from someone I admire. I take things like that personally.
15. What is one thing you wish you didn’t do, just because it wasn’t worth it in the end? I got played by this one person once, thinking they were going to ask me out, and then they humiliated me in front of their friends.

D – Dealing

16. When you are mad at someone, how do you show them? Depends on who it is. I either explode or shut the heck up, depending on how much influence they have.
17. Name a time when you had to be strong. When the entire school thought I was homosexual.
18. Have you ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting? Any kind of abuse at home? Thank God, no.
19. When people at school don’t accept you, or have problems with you, how do you react? Act like I don't care when I'm in public. Mostly cry when I'm not.
20. Have you ever lost someone to death? Explain how you got through it. Not that I knew well... my cat died once, and I lost my great-grandma, but she was closer to my parents than to me.

E – Experience

21. Have you ever had a job? Any volunteer jobs? Yep.
22. Do you think that you are sexually experienced, or not at all? I've got a purity ring.
23. Have you gone through a lot emotionally, or has life been easy thus far? I'd like to see someone answer this with easy.
24. Do you think you are ready to be on your own (have your own home, job, etc.)? No comment.
25. How old do you act? Depends on the situation.

F – Family

26. Is there anyone in your family you don’t talk to? Why?Well, I talk to the people in my family, but I don't talk to them. Some things are just better kept personal.
27. If you had to choose, family or friends? Family. Friends can ditch you, but family has something of a forced obligation to be there.
28. Can you tell your parents or one of your parents anything? Phft! Oh yeah, sure!
29. Do you have any siblings? If so, do you ever get jealous of them? Yes and yes.
30. How often do you spend ‘quality time’ with family members? Of my own free will?

G – Growing

31. How tall are you? How tall do you wish you were? No comment.
32. Do you think that you have grown more in the past year than any year before that? IDK.
33. As a person, do you think you are mature for your age or still act childish? Depends on the situation.
34. Are you scared to think that one day you will turn 30, then 40, then 50? Not really... it happens to everyone, so why be scared about it?
35. Do you believe you still have a lot to learn? Doesn't everyone?

H – Hope

36. Love – real or not? Real and infinite.
37. Are you a pessimist of an optimist? I'm a realist. I set myself up for reality.
38. Do you believe in fate, that everything happens for a reason, or do you think that our actions lead the way?"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today... today is a gift. That's why it's called the present."
39. Do you think that after we die our spirit is still alive? Of course. I think it's a stranger belief to think that something that once existed simply vanished, rather than transformed. Law of Conservation of Spirit, yannow?
40. What gives you hope when you just feel like dying?Jesus.

I – Issues

41. Do you suffer from depression or constant sadness/loneliness? Not anymore.
42. Do you have any type of disease or disability? Nope.
43. Are you currently in a hard relationship or have bad luck with the opposite sex? I'm not exactly what one would consider an aficionado of romance.
44. Do you think that you are alone in this world? No. I know I've got God with me, even if it's hard to feel sometimes.
45. How often do you think about death, suicide or running away? Not suicide or death anymore, but when people I look up to are disappointed or angry with me... that's something I have trouble dealing with. A lot of trouble.

J – Jokes

46. Say a word or phrase that would not be funny to anyone but you & one of your friends (an inside joke) "Dot dot dot."
47. Are you usually the one who makes people laugh,Or the other way around? I'm doing the laughing.
48. Do you cry when you laugh hard? No, mostly because I don't laugh that hard. I sound like a dying camel when I do. XD
49. Write down a hilarious moment you had with someone that makes you laugh to this day! Playing 'Big Bootie' at a church retreat and having our director overhear us... His face was PRICELESS!
50. Do you ever get in trouble for laughing or talking a lot during class? Not in class, no. Outside of class, though...

K – Knowledge

51. The purpose of school: to learn, to cause trouble or to hang out with friends? Learning.
52. Do people refer to you as smart, dumb, or average?Smart.
53. What was the highest grade you have received (full course mark) ever? A
54. What was your last average? This year would you like to maintain it or aim higher? B to an A-, and I need to do better.
55. What do you find the most interesting subject to be (to study or to talk about)? Psychiatry.

L – Love

56. Are you currently in love? If not, have you been before?I've been in love... just never with someone who loves me back.

57. Do people around you show you a lot of love (tell you they love you, hug you, kiss you, etc.)? Sometimes...
58. Is love worth it? Worth 'what?' And are we talking true and eternal love, or 'just for the moment' love?
59. Do you hate it when girls in their young teenage years say they ‘love’ someone that they’ve been dating for a few months? I think it's cute, but I know it's usually not permanent. Love is defined as "willing the good of another," so if they're entirely basing it on feeling instead of commitment, it's not going to last.
60. Does it take a lot for you to say you love someone, or is it just a word? Depends on how I'm feeling. It's easy to know you love someone, it's harder to spit the word out.

M – Money

61. Do you believe that money makes the world go round?Money is important, but not that important.
62. Is your family on the poor side, average, or above average when it comes to money? A little above average.
63. Are you saving up for college/university, or planning to?No comment.
64. Would you rather win millions of dollars & be set for life, or find the perfect person to marry & start a family with?Those millions tend to put people into depression, and they disappear rather quickly. I highly doubt I'll be 'set for life.' I'd like to find my soulmate, even though it wouldn't be the 'perfect person.' I don't wanna marry someone perfect; that'd be too much pressure.
65. On a scale of 1-10, how important is money to you? 5. It's a necessary evil in the world, but it's not life-controlling, nor should it be.

N – Naughty

66. Are you a virgin? Yep. I will be until I'm married, if I have any say in the matter.
67. What do you think about doing sexual things with someone you’re not going out with? 'Going out?' I'm holding out for marriage.
68. Do you know anybody you consider a ’slut’? What makes you say that? I wouldn't call them sluts... just a little misguided.
69. If you could, would you erase some things you did in the past or make it so you did more? Haven't we learned that time travel screws things up???
70. Do you consider yourself more nice or more naughty? You can’t say both! I'd like to think I'm nice, even though I can be a right b*tch/b@stard some days...

O – Openness

71. How long does it take for you to open up to someone?Depends on who it is.
72. What does it take for you to fully trust someone? I wouldn't say I trust someone fully unless they're Jesus Christ. After all, people are only human...

73. Are you generally untrusting towards people because of past experiences, or any other reason? I trust them on the outside... but it takes time for them to get into the inside.

74. When are you comfortable with someone sexually?When I'm wearing their ring.
75. When it comes to parents and close friends, what’s the limit of what you can tell them? Parents? Only what they want to hear. Close friends? Only what I can trust them to keep from my parents.

P – Positive

76. Have you ever had an experience with someone that didn’t necessarily end positively? If so, would you rather erase the memory of that person because of the sad times or keep the memory of that person because of the good times? Yes, I did, and no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be the same person today if I hadn't had those experiences.
77. Do you agree with the saying: better to have loved and lost than not have loved at all? Absolutely.
78. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic? What do you try to be? Didn't we already do this?
79. Do you agree that something good can come out of everything? Almost everything. I can think of nothing good that came from the Holocaust.
80. Have you ever had a time where something really bad happened, but something really good happened because of it? If so, please exlain what it was: Yes, but that's my business.

Q – Questions

81. When faced with a problem, do you ask for help or try to figure it out yourself? Depends on the problem. If it's a little problem, like where the soap is, I'll ask, but for the big ones, I usually don't ask until I know I'm out of luck.
82. Do you often question the world and how we came about? What are some things you would like to know about creation? "Well, you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other..." JK! But no, I know how humanity came about, the general reason for why I'm here, and what happens when I'm done here. As for what I'd like to know, I'd want to know WHY God created ostriches. Is there really a point for them?
83. Do you think the government is truthful? If you could ask the president one question, what would it be? Most of the people in my government lie like rugs. No comment on the president question.
84. When someone does something wrong to you, do you confront them and ask them why they did it or just let it go?Depends on what it is. For some things, I can forgive and forget, but on others... let's just say my chapel's had its share of tears.
85. What is one unsolved mystery about the world that you want answers to? How the Israelites managed to know before everyone else that there was one single, Omnipresent, Omniscient, Omnipotent God when none of the other cultures had picked up on it yet.

R – Respect

86. How do you show respect? Depends whom I'm respecting. If it's God, there's no limit. If it's my homeroom teacher, then I'll shut up and listen when they're talking.
87. What can someone do for you to lose all respect for them? Turn on someone that cares about them.
88. Do you respect your teachers, parents, and other authority figures? give a person of authority my respect until they betray it. Then they'd better watch out, because social status or age can go to Hell for all I care.
89. When you are disrespectful to your parents, what is the punishment? Depends how disrespectful I am. For the most part, I'm screwed when I start talking back, but I do it anyway. Frankly, they haven't always had my back, and I'm not afraid to challenge them when I've had to take care of myself.
90. If someone is mean to you, are you mean back or do you kill them with kindness? Depends on who it is and which is going to be most effective. In my opinion, cruelty is a retribution to be used only when absolutely necessary.

S – School

91. If you are still in school, what grade will you be going into? No comment.
92. When will you graduate high school/college? No comment.
93. After high school, what did you do/are you planning to do? No comment.
94. Do you like or hate school? What do you like/hate about it? I like it, for the most part. School in itself, with learning and such, is fine- I have no problem with that. It's when people start acting like they have no humanity that I lose interest.
95. Have you ever been suspended, expelled, or dropped out of school? Yeah, because that would totally fly over with my family and the expectations they have for me.

T – Temptation

96. Have you ever done something wrong, knowing it was wrong, because something inside of you said it was okay? If you know it's wrong, then why would something inside you say it's okay? That's a little contradictory... I have done things other PEOPLE tell me to be wrong because I believe it's right, though.
97. Has anyone ever pressured you to smoke or drink? Did you do it? Even if I did, what makes you think I'd say yes?
98. Did you ever cheat on someone? Why did you do it? I haven't been in enough relationships to cheat on anyone, and I wouldn't anyway.
99. Did you ever want to do something sexual with someone you didn’t really know or love? What did you end up doing? No and no.
100. Do you give in to temptation easily, or are you more independent and strong willed? Independently, some might say dangerously so.

U – Unique

102. Do you do a lot of things because your friends are doing it? If it's GOOD, yes. If it's bad, no.
103. Do you follow trends, wear whatever you want, or wear really unique pieces? Depends if I like the trend or not. I basically wear whatever I want, so long as it's appropriate.
104. Do you give in easily to peer pressure? Do you do things such as smoke, drink, or have casual sex? What do you think?
105. What makes you different from people your age? I don't see the world as a never-ending soap opera that varies between rainbows and axe-murderers. I believe I have a more balanced perception of life. Also, I talk a little 'funny'- I use a lot of big words.

V – Value

106. What’s the most expensive thing in your room? My computer.
107. What’s more valuable: your life or the lives of your loved ones? Would you sacrifice your life for other people?"There is no greater love than to lay down one's life for one's friend." -(John 15:13).
108. What is something you value not because it cost a lot, but because it means a lot to you?
My cross from El Salvador. It's a painted crucifix and it's very important to me.
109. If there was a fire in your house/apartment, what is the first thing you would grab? If my family and my dog were already out, then... I don't know. I guess my computer.
110. Do you think past memories and experiences are more valuable than what could possibly happen in the future? Neither are more important. It's the present that matters.

W – Wishes

111. If you had three wishes, what would they be? World peace, return of all non-church-going Catholics, for every atheist to know they're loved by God.
112. Would you rather wish yourself to be happy, or your loved ones? My loved ones, but not at an expense to myself. Nobody gets to walk over me.
113. Do you believe that wishes come true if you really believe in them? "You can wish in one hand and crap in the other; see which gets filled first." -Grumpier Old Men.
114. Have you ever had a wish come true? If so, what was that wish? My prayers sometimes do, but I don't wish on stars, so I would say not.
115. Do you find wishing for things a waste of time because everything that’s meant to happen, will happen? I don't wish, I pray.

Y – You

121. Are you more independent or social? Independent, though I can fake social when I need to.
122. What is something that makes you very mad when you see it? Bullying and abuse.
123. Do you think that you have potential to do great things? I believe I do.
124. Do you think people are born a certain way, or develop their personalities based on what they go through in life?"Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story; who you chose to be." -Soothsayer, Kung Fu Panda 2.
125. Do you think people are generally good ? I'm a humanist in psychology; I think that people are born innately good, but sometimes, things aren't connected the right way (ex: Psycho murderers), or they make bad choices.

Z – Zest

126. Are you currently happy with your life? Why or why not? I'm happy with what I have, but I'm still waiting.
127. Do you go on FacebookCraze.com to get facebook survey’s and quizzes like this one? No comment.
128. When change occurs, do you get scared or are you excited for it? Both.
129. Do you like to try new things, meet new people? If I didn't, wouldn't that make the world boring?
130. What is the most motivational thing in the world? The Passion and Resurrection of Jesus Christ.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

"I will admit that not everything I say is right. However, when I am right, it doesn't matter what your arguments against it are; right is always going to be right, and no amount of statistics, facts, supporting evidence or, when all else fails, insults, are going to change truth." -Me

"Truth is not determined by a majority vote."- Doug Gwyn, as quoted by Pope Benedict XVI


According to Matthew Kelly in his book, Rediscovering Catholicism, "Truth be told, we shouldn't be surprised that, during my short lifetime, more than six times the number of people murdered in the atrocity we call the Holocaust have fallen victim to abortion in the United States alone." If this shocked you, copy and paste it into your profile.


"Imagine this...

You're driving home from work next Monday after a long day. You tune in your radio. You hear a blurb about a little village in India where some villagers have died suddenly, strangely of a flu that has never been seen before. It's not influenza, but three or four people are dead, and it's kind of interesting, and they are sending some doctors over there to investigate it. You don't think much about it, but coming home from church on Sunday you hear another radio spot. Only they say it's not three villagers, it's 30,000 villagers in the back hills of this particular area of India, and it's on TV that night. CNN runs a little blurb: people are heading there from the disease center in Atlanta because this disease strain has never been seen before.

By Monday morning when you get up, it's the lead story. It's not just India; it's Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, and before you know it, you're hearing this story everywhere, and they have now coined it as "the mystery flu." The President has made some comment that he and his family are praying and hoping that all will go well over there. But everyone is wondering, "How are we going to contain it?"

That's when the President of France makes an announcement that shocks Europe. He is closing their borders. No flights from India, Pakistan, or any of the couuntrieies where this thing has been seen. And that's why that night you are watching a little bit of CNN before going to bed. Your jaw hits your chest when a weeping woman is translated into English from a French news program. There's a man lying in a hospital in Paris, dying of the mystery flu. It has come to Europe.

Panic strikes. As best they can tell, after contracting the disease, you have it for a week before you even know it. Then you have four days of unbelieveable symptoms. And then you die. Britain closes its borders, but it's too late. South Hampton, Liverpool, North Hampton, and it's Tuesday morning when the President of the United States makes the following announcement: "Due to a national-scurity risk, all flights to and from Europe and Asia have been canceled. If your loved ones are overseas, I'm sorry. They cannont come back until we find a cure for this thing.

Within four days, our nation has been plunged into an unbelievable fear. People are wondering, "What if it comes to this country?" And preachers on Tuesday are saying it's the scourge of God. It's Wednesday night, and you are at a church prayer meeting when somebody runs in from the parking lot and yells, "Turn on a radio, turn on a radio!" and while everyone in the church listens to a transistor rario with a microphone stuck up to it, the announcement is made. Two women are lying int a Long Island hospital, dying from the mystery flu. Within hours it seems, the disease envelops the country.

People are working around the clock, trying to find an antidote. Nothing is working California, Oregon, Arizona, Florida, Massa chusetts. It's as though it's just sweeping in from the borders.

And then all of a sudden the news comes out. The code hs been broken. A cure can be found. A fvaccine can be made. It's going to take the blood of somebody who hasn't been infected an so, sure enough, all through the Midwest, through all those channels of emergency broadcasting, everyone is asked to do one simple thing: Go to your down-town hospital an dhave your bood analyzed. That's all we ask of you. When you hear the sirens go off in your neighborhood, please make your way quickly, quietly, and safely to the hospitals.

Sure enough, when you and your family get down there late on that Friday night, there is a long line, and they've got nurses and doctors coming out and pricking fingers and taking blood and putting labels on it. Your spouse and your kids are out there, and they take your blood and say, "wait here in the parking lot, and if we call your name you can be dismissed and go home. You stand around, scared, with your neighbors, wondering what on earth is going on, aand if this is the end of the world.

Suddenly, a young an runs out of the hospital screaming. He's yelling a name and waving a clipboard. What? He yells it again! And your son tugs on your jacket and says, "Daddy, that's me." Before you know it, htey have grabbed your boy. "Wait a minute. Hold on!" And they say, "It's okay, his blood is clean. His blood is pure. We want to make sure he doesn't have the disease. We think he has the right blood type."

Five tense minutes later, out come the doctors and nurses crying and hugging one another- some are even crying. It's the first time you have seen anybody laugh in a week, and an old doctor runs up to you and sayds, "Thank you, sir. Your son's blood is perfect. It's clean, it is pure, and we can make the vaccine."

As the word begins to spread all across that parking lot full of folks, people are screaming and praying and laughing and crying. But then the gray-haired doctor pulls you and your wife aside and says, ""May we see you for a moment? We didn't realize that the donor would be a minor and we... we need you to sign a consent for."

You begin to sigh, and then you see that the box for the number of pints of blood to be taken is empty. "H-h-how many pints?" And that is when the old doctor's smile fades, and he says, "We had no idea it would be a little child. We weren't prepared. We need it all!" "But... but... I don't understand. He's my only son!" "We are talking about the whole world here. Please sign We... we... need to hurry!"

"But can't you give him a transfusion?" "If we had clean blood we would. Please, will you please sign?"

In numb silence you do. Then they say, "Would you like to have a moment with him before we begin?"

Could you walk back? Could you walk back to that room where he sits on a table saying, "Daddy? Mommy? What's going on?" Could you take his hands and say, "SOn, your mommy and I love you, and we would never, ever let anything happen to you that didn't just have to be! Do you understand that?" And when the old doctor comes back and says, "II'm sorry, we've got to get started. People all over the world are dying," could you leave? Could you walk out while he is saying, "Dad? Mom? Dad? Why... why have you abandoned me?"

And then next week, when they have the ceremony to honor your son, and some folks sleep through it, and some folks don't even bother to come because they have better things to do, and some folks come with a pretentious smile and just pretend to care, would you want to jump up and say, "EXCUSE ME! MY SON DIED FOR YOU! DON'T YOU EVEN CARE? DOES IT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?"

I wonder if this is what God wants to say? "MY SON DIED FOR YOU! DOES IT MEAN NOTHING? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I CARE?"

-From Matthew Kelly's book, Rediscovering Catholicism. If this horrified you in any way or made your heart ache, copy and paste this in your profile.


*Christianity: the belief in one crazy thing I cannot prove happened.

Atheism: the disbelief in over twenty thousand crazy things I can prove happened.

You tell me which is more irrational.

"Why am I a Christian? Because in the end, this is who I am: a scared little child, lying on the floor of my bedroom, clutching a cross made somewhere in El Salvador to my chest because it's the only sign I've ever had that there's someone out there who loves me so unconditionally, it doesn't matter what I do wrong. It doesn't matter who I disappoint. It doesn't matter how many horrendous flaws I have, or how selfish, lazy, or undeserving I am, or how big of a failure I may be. This cross reminds me of the most important message anyone has ever been told: I am loved." - Me

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Sons of War by TheLastRider reviews
When Eragon and Saphira disappear in the middle of a battle, Murtagh and Thorn alone discover their prisons. Unwilling to tell the Varden, but still slaves, they must keep this secret from Galbatorix while hunting for a way to be freed. Murtagh's only two legged companion, a half mad elf given to him as a reward, tries to help- but can the sons of war be freed? Bk 4
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 88 - Words: 207,660 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh, King Galbatorix
Past Memories and Roots by Fairygirl34 reviews
Other nations don't understand why America and Canada do what they do sometimes, but it doesn't matter to them as long as they are with their mother, Native America. One-shots and short stories about the NA bros and their mother. Please read and Review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,131 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 5/13 - America, Canada
Infinity by SamuraiSalad reviews
The personification of the USA is a girl? Amelia has been hiding her true gender for as long as she can remember. But when the world finds out about her secret, will her country come crumbling down with her alongside it? Human names used, Ameripan. ( USA x Japan ) Rated T for minor cursing, and to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 6/26 - America
American Chocolate by GoofieDaisy reviews
For as long as she can remember, Belarus's frozen heart has always been set on her beloved big brother, Russia. What happens when an incident at a World Meeting leaves her feeling betrayed, and Belarus's possessive behavior is suddenly directed at the world's favorite hero instead? ...And it's all because of a simple Hershey's bar... (AmeBel) (Human and Nation names used)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27 - [America, Belarus]
Into the Void by YukitoHappa reviews
Frozen Flames previously. Kurt has been acting odd and the professor is concerned. His body's growing weaker and the Key seems to be in his parents and his past. Azazel and Kurt centric! Plenty of Angst, family and trying to heal. Rated M. Nightcrawler in AU.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,953 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
A Dreadful Secret by Clara-Ragno reviews
Lithuania has been keeping a secret about America since the Great Depression. He promised the young country that he will never speak a word about it. But will his habit of talking in his sleep break that promise? One single slip up and everyone wants to figure out what the secret is. Will this slip up ruin the United States of America? (Nyotalia and various pairings)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,711 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/29/2014 - America
Side Effects of Superstrength by Ashynarr reviews
So you know how, canonically, Alfred can drag around cars and swing bison like it's nothing? Yeah, the other Nations do too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 3/7 - America
Dragon-Bound by DONOVAN94 reviews
During the final battle against Galbatorix, the bond between Eragon and Saphira is severed. Panicked and grief-stricken, Saphira flees across the ocean to a new land, hoping to find some way to heal the bond. What she discovers, is a dragon unlike anything she has ever encountered before, a wild dragon with a love of all things precious and valuable, a King Under a Mountain: Smaug.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,891 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Saphira, Smaug] Eragon S.
Among company of a different kind by Little-leopard3 reviews
In heritance and Hobbit cross over. Gandalf and Elrond have encorage Thorin to adopt a dragonrider Into the company, much to his dislike. Now Thorin and his group must learn that not all dragons are the same. (Eragon and Saphira are in it only a little bit)
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/25/2014
Discovered by Hope You Will Always Stay reviews
Sweden and Finland found America first when he was no more than a baby nation. After the Nordics raised him for years, their little family is split apart when the Englishmen come to the New World. Now, in the present, Alfred begins to remember things about the Nordics and his youth before England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,907 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 11/10/2014 - America, Sweden, Finland, Denmark
Just Call Me 'Wife' by LibraMoon reviews
America is on the hunt for something that Finland spoke about. How hard could it be to be someone's 'wife? AmericaxWorld. Pairing to be decided. FemAmerica, and rated M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,353 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Germany, England/Britain, America, Netherlands
History Before the X-Men by TimeAndLife21 reviews
Renegade. Blaze. Azazel. Spade. These names were the first of the X-Men. But they called themselves The Elite. They had disappeared 13 years ago. When Xavier heard a mental scream from across America, he knew that The Elite were still alive. Besides Storm and Wolverine, the others were confused. They were sent to rescue them. So why do they look like...Slight AU High T Rating.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,262 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L., Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Storm/Ororo M.
Sunrise by Bluefire Eternal reviews
ExS. 100 years ago, the wild dragon Eridor was murdered by his own brother, Galbatorix's servant. With his dying breath he swore revenge upon both. 84 years later, Eragon is born. Now, 16 years later, Eridor is awakening and his host is not happy.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,545 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/18/2009 - [Eragon S., Saphira]
A Normal Life by NachtcGleiskette reviews
All they wanted was to settle and have a normal life. But choices come with consequences, however unfair they may seem. A sequel to Living a Life Unexpected.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 51,780 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Azazel, Moira MacTaggert] Charles Xavier/Professor X, Nightcrawler - Complete
Alternative Alagaesia by Beezy91 reviews
What if Brom's Saphira had never died? How much would this have impacted Eragon's fate as a dragon rider, as well as the history of Alagaesia as we know it? This is a story if an alternative reality of what could of happened if this one major change was made to the cycle. 1st Fan-fic so please review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014
Charlie by mebbesumday reviews
Kurt Wagner isn't sure he's ready to be a father.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,381 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
What Future is There? by the ramblin rose reviews
This story follows the relationship between Daryl and Michonne. Is there a future for them? What kind of future can anyone hope for when the dead outnumber the living and dying is a way of life? What do they have left to hope for? Daronne, Micharyl, Dixonne (Please note that while they are the main characters, the whole group is part of the story.)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 146 - Words: 449,752 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Daryl D., Michonne] - Complete
The Truth About America by Prussia's Mistress reviews
Everyone knows what each other's countries looks like, but no body has ever seen America's except for the space in between where the meetings were being held and the hotels. Now they are given a chance to explore this new world and discover secrets about the burger loving nation none have ever thought possible. Rated T. Pairings are possible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,805 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - America
Spread Your Wings by AnimationGirl reviews
What if Shifu never adopted Tigress? What if someone with a plan came before him? What if Tigress was adopted by a certain owl? What would her future become? In a twisted version of movie's universe, Tigress will meet the warriors of the Jade Palace as her enemies, while a complicated battle for justice starts.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 150,363 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Tigress, Fenghuang - Complete
Kung Fu Panda: One Darkness, Two Lights by Pandafan91 reviews
Five Months have passed since Po saved Tigress from almost certain death and a new threat begins to rise over the valley of peace. A Darkness is rising and according to an ancient prophecy, Two lights will rise to face it. The first of these lights is said to be Po, the second light, Tigress. will this Dynamic Duo be able to stand up to this new threat? Sequel to KFP: A New Journey
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,472 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Po, Tigress] OC - Complete
A Medicine Cat's Pain by Spottedpool reviews
In the battle against the Dark Forest, Jayfeather goes missing. Can Lionblaze, Dovewing, Cinderheart, and Hollyleaf find him before it's too late? And what will the consequences be if they do find him?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 70,802 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Jayfeather - Complete
Chosen by Darrius reviews
Eragon and Saphira continue their journey out of Alagaesia and encounter a mysterious shadowed dragon who reveals a hidden prophecy concerning their destine love and Eragon's future rule as the new king of the wild dragons!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,520 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Eragon S., Saphira
A Match made in the Stars by Bloody Penguin reviews
Tigress faces her worst nightmare: Matchmakers. Being forced to attend a party where she is expected to find her 'soul mate', nothing could ever make this night enjoyable... could it? Like I said last time, I DONT own KFP... but I can DREAM! Review please! Helpful criticism is appreciated and welcomed! Ignore what I say in the first chapter. This one will have 4 chapters.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Po, Tigress
The Only Road by PragmaticHominid reviews
Azazel's first stop after Cuba is for booze, so Erik and Janos take the opportunity to discuss their pasts and the future. "My name's Janos." "Magneto," Erik said, testing it out. It wasn't the first time he'd tried on a new name for size, but there was no denying that this one was an awkward fit. He supposed he would grow into it. Janos laughed. "Man, for real?"
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique, Riptide, Azazel - Complete
Under The Shell by Scarlet Thorrn reviews
This story features the "eggs", "Red, Green, and Blue" and I will continue it...eventually. Anywho, just have fun reading about the mischief and funny mistakes!:D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Saphira, Thorn, Fírnen
Kung Fu Panda: My version by Lady Shadow92 reviews
This is about Po knowing Tigress since they were cubs and being friends till they got older. When Po was picked to be Dragon Warrior and how his friendship with Tigress changes from friendship to romance. Please review
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Devil by PragmaticHominid reviews
DEVIL explores life in the Brotherhood of Mutants during the first year following the events in Cuba. It deals with Raven's difficulties in adapting to life in the Brotherhood, with a focus on her relationship with Azazel and the eventual birth of Kurt.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 146,717 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique - Complete
I Am Who I Am by Ulver33 reviews
Someone who knows the true origins of Tigress comes to pay her and the Valley of Peace an unfriendly visit. How far will this stranger go to capture Tigress and what effect will it have on Po and the others? Who is Tigress truly?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,574 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Tigress, Po
Blood of a Dragon by DragonKnight - Beta 26 reviews
Auron, Eragon's lifelong friend, gets more than he ever imagined when he decides to join Eragon and his dragon Saphira on their journey...alot more. An old myth, a new life...and love? SaphiraxOC later on. Rated T for now.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 267,748 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Eragon S., Saphira
Spin the Bottle by thegreatgabri reviews
A cute one-shot about how a silly game between a group of friends, can become serious. Serious Kurtty!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
The Last Farewell Ride by Soul of a Lion reviews
"One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." On his new, perilous and internal quest, the Dragon Warrior will learn an important lesson in life: the foundation of peace is formed from the violent sacrifice of others.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 127,470 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Po, Tigress
Take It Off by Pennan Inque reviews
Kitty overhears Amanda and Kurt talking in the janitor's closet. As always, hilarity ensues when things are taken out of context. One-shot, KURTTY friendship with romance implied. Funny. R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
I Hope I Never Get Better by blackveins reviews
Something called the "mutie-chill" has been going around, and has infected the X-mansion. This genetically engineered illness removes a mutants powers for about a month. A lot of things can happen in a month when no one can protect themselves.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
AU: This is the what if story of Kurt and Kitty where they are a dark and brooding demon, and a quiet, shy braniac. As they cross paths, their lives will evolve, but there are bound to be a few bumps along the way. Kurtty
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,198 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Counting Lessons by PragmaticHominid reviews
Kurt's counting lesson was going well, right up until he ran out of fingers and found himself stuck on what came after six. "I don't have enough…" Kurt said to his parents, looking down at his hands.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Nightcrawler, Azazel
KFP Oneshots by FFcrazy15 reviews
As title implies. Includes 'Cat Toy' and 'Cookie Thief' for the first 2 chapters. Humor, romance, drama, and a lot more! Note: I will not be doing any Ti/Shi, Vi/Po, or Ti/Tai, and ABSOLUTELY NO Shi/Po mainly because Shi/Po creeps me out .
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 63,610 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Po, Tigress
The Demon Lover by YourPersonalBadassXD reviews
Kurt has always been led to believe that the happiness brought on by love would never shine upon a demon such as himself, but when he meets a new strange girl, he falls head over heels into a whole new world of indulgence- will contain "Adult Situations"
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,026 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Beastly by Alexiel27 reviews
Tigress and Tai Lung: not only a brotherly love, but a twisted relationship too. The tragedy to discover that a person you care for is deeply changed. Very dark fic. I've warned you.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Tai Lung, Tigress - Complete
Blood Passion by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
AU: A demon falls in love with a girl, but can he fight his own evil nature to be with her? Kurtty. NOT TWILIGHT! Rated for gore and canabolism if you are squimish, turn away now. Cover Image by: pixiekat
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,434 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way by Breathing Fire reviews
The night before her wedding, Tigress has a nightmare. Po X Tigress, implied sexual situations.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Tigress, Po - Complete
I Am Arya by SimplySupreme reviews
Some days it's all she can do to keep on going. Love is all around her, but Arya clings to the only thing that makes sense: duty. But then again, without duty, who are we really? Book 4 style fic, entirely in Arya's POV. EXA, SXT, MXN Everything is IC!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,130 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
The Future Begins by Fresh blood reviews
Eragon and Saphira are in search of a quiet life. Will a discovery in the desert by Eragon make this a reality or cause more trouble than either of them could have imagined? Eragon/Saphira. Minor Brisingr spoilers from chapter 51 onwards.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 193,928 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Eragon S., Saphira
Unforeseen consequences by Storylover Vodhr- Dux Ducis reviews
This is a tale of love, pain, tough choices, and the discovery of a secret that changes everything Eragon and Saphira know about Alagasia. It has language, sexual references, and heavy gore/violence. Eragon/saphira, ExS.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,121 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Eragon S., Saphira
Solar Eclipse by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
Sequal to Tortured Shadows. After everything that happened over the last few months, the X Men thought that things would've died down for a while, too bad they're wrong. Kurtty, Loro Rogue/Surprise No OCs previously titled 'Eclipsed Sunlight'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,362 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
XMen: Starlight by Moonowl17 reviews
Hiya, this is my story of how I found out who I was. Adventure, romance and also challenges face me as I try to find out the truth behind my abilities. Disclaimer: do not own X-men, only my new character, first X-men fic, no flames please. R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,716 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Jayfeather syndrome by ruby5602 reviews
LOL what happens when Jayfeather eats capnip? Follow him on his crazy adventures! Now featuring, Torture the Warrior Cats!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Jayfeather
What No One Knows by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
A few quick drabbles on some secrets of a few of the X Men/Brotherhood/Acolytes. Some AU.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Tortured Shadows by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
AU: Different histories, create different futures. Kurtty. Full summary inside.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,384 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
unimaginable love by Just.Wanna.Laugh reviews
Arya is now with Eragon, theres one problem though, how to tell her mother. Thorn and Murtagh have joined the varden. Saphira has said something that will change not only her life forever. The war is coming to an end....and so is someones life...E/A S/T
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Saphira, Thorn
Aitnemed by Fenix Uzumaki reviews
A prophecy is unfolding. The Aitnemed is coming and soon it will rise. But, what does this have to do with Kurt? Why are there so many deaths in Germany and America? Why does Kurt wake up smelling and tasting blood? Just what the hell is going on! HIATUS
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie
Matriarch by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
Tigress didn't become the Dragon Warrior. She couldn't defeat Tai Lung, and she never would because it wasn't her destiny. So what is her destiny? Are you born with a destiny, or is destiny thrust upon you? Tigress is about to find out.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,799 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Tigress
A Demon's Misery by SarahNicole98 reviews
He may have been Furry. He may have been Blue. But the world didn't know, He had a heart, too. Slight one-sided Kurtty.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Masks by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
She can see through the act he puts on for everyone.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Taigress Mix by Luna Goldsun reviews
Not a dance to be performed at weddings or bar mitzvahs! Just a series of drabbles based on BuddhaBooty’s original idea. Features Tigress/Tai Lung, just because… Now with a fresh M rating for language!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,887 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Tigress, Tai Lung - Complete
Taigress in Fifty Sentences by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
What do you get when you add one snow leopard plus one tiger plus a random word generator plus 50 sentences? The answer is this sentence fic. Tai Lung/Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Tai Lung, Tigress - Complete
A Tiger Master's Code by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
101 things that Master Tigress absolutely, positively, 100 percent cannot do at the Jade Palace or in the Valley of Peace.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Tigress - Complete
United by Given-Inside reviews
BOOK 1: Eragon and Saphira embark on a journey to a far more technologically advanced continent, but other things are turning this journey into a emotional roller coaster as Saphira makes an astonishing discovery after taking a potion with her rider.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 160,894 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Reborn by DragonFireOKN reviews
One cannot escape fate, even Eragon. And when fate leads Eragon down a path that has never been traveled, he isn't sure that he is ready. Now Eragon has the power to save the Varden...or completely destroy it. Eragon X Saphira.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Demon Division by Scribbler reviews
In a world where magic is commonplace, it's easy for Kurt Wagner to be brought in by the police division assigned to capture rogue demons. Convincing them he's human, however, is less easy. A plot to bring about the apocalypse doesn't help matters at all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie
Wanda's Life by Agent-G reviews
An AU fic. What if Xaiver had found Wanda not long after she was taken to the asylum and had gone to live with Xaiver. Contains Wandurt and a little Jott, Lancitty. [COMPLETE]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,806 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Shadow Wars: Windy City by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU A kinda dark look at a possible universe with mutants and the darker parts of human society. Pairings: see profile. Epilogue What happens to Kurt when he returns to his base? R&R plz
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,847 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Meow by BlueRascal reviews
Complete. What if, on the basis of a bet, the Xkids decide to have a round of playacting. Without telling the adults. Perhaps it may turn out something like this. Mainly Kurt.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
X men: Evolution of the Heart by slickboy444 reviews
AU on how the X-men came to be. Major Jott and Kurtty. Scott, Jean, Kurt, Kitty, Evan, and Rogue have all had horrible lives. See how they ban together and become the future X-men with the help of Charles Xavier. COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 184,147 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
The Day the Earth Stood Back: An Earth 723 Fic by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
How far do the consequences of hatred extend? Nightcrawler and the XMen are about to find out as past and future meet. This is a complete story. If you choose to peek, please leave a review! I really want to know what you think of it!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,124 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Underneath the Skin by Seraphim737 reviews
Somebody has possessed Kurt and is trying to take control of him, but for what purpose? COMPLETE! :D
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The End of the Beginning reviews
In a land torn apart by the X's and the O's three brothers Tic, Tac, and To battle to... Wait wrong story. Okay here we go. Eragon and his best friend Saphira continue their epic journey through the land of Alagaesia making new friends along the way that carry many secrets. Come join them in their trek to save their home and defeat the evil king.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Saphira, Eragon S., Thorn, Arya