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Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,707 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 5,584 - Updated: 14h ago - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,858 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden
Synesthesia by JonaBee reviews
Misato Katsuragi points a finger at a party. Where that finger lands doesn't seem like much, but it turns out to have profound consequences for everyone in the EVA Universe, and some who aren't.
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,296 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ranma, Ritsuko A.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 141,970 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29698 - Favs: 15,889 - Follows: 14,289 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 266,304 - Reviews: 13541 - Favs: 16,392 - Follows: 13,753 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,082 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 7,172 - Follows: 7,831 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5193 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 4,151 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 146,124 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Mass Effect Reloaded by thebluninja reviews
Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? This story is now a 2014 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 254,192 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 4,172 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 3,888 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,555 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Wait, did that happen before? by Hyp3rB14d3 reviews
Unsatisfied with his life, Uzumaki Naruto decided to start over as a genin. But something went wrong. Now Sasuke seems to have been replaced by Negi Springfield, Sakura is a Power Ranger, and his team's new Jounin is Hibiki Ryouga. Congratulations on breaking reality, Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 76,620 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Negi S., Chamo
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Why Me? by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
Alex didn't expect this. It was absurd, impossible, crazy, and yet it was happening. Finding himself as the new Familiar of a character from an anime was not something that he'd ever expected to happen. Still if he's going to have to do it then he'll damned well do a good job. Still, he really wants to know, 'Why me'. OC Warning, though i'm trying to do it well.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 157,762 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Louise
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
No Tendo by Greylle reviews
a story by myself and Kender Sci which takes place in a timeline which has been completely SNAFUed but oddly works.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 381,813 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Ranma
poison by Straete reviews
Naruto is turned into a girl. She doesn't mind since Tsunade has told her she'll be able to turn her back to normal. The rest of Konaha doesn't take the change so well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,399 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Senshi File: Red Eye by Irritus185 reviews
[Prequel to The Senshi Files: Silver Warden] It was supposed to be a simple job - find a kid's family. Of course, the kid had to be from Japan, one of two plane crash survivors, and the only lead was the other survivor of the plane crash. Poor Harry; he should know by now that when he's involved, things are only gonna get tougher and a bit more...supernatural.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
The Fearful Void by EarthScorpion reviews
She was a very disturbed child. Terrible, debilitating nightmares. Hallucinations. Hysteria. She never had a chance at a normal life. But now at least Louise has a chance to summon a beautiful and powerful familiar at the Springtime Summoning Ritual. And somewhere else, a seven year old girl cries for release. Contains scenes of a disturbingly moe/disturbing nature
Crossover - F.E.A.R. & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,525 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Alma W., Louise
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
A Familiar Calamity by Rakeesh reviews
When you battle a great foe, you will either triumph or be defeated... there is no middle ground. Louise would battle the storm, and win.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Pacific Rim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Louise, Saito - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 4,096 - Follows: 4,365 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Angrish of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Louise has summoned a Red Giant. He is Angron, the Angry One, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! Another Lovehammer crossover.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Halkegenia Online by zero0hero reviews
Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 548,335 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Kashimashi Naruto by Racke reviews
Naruto didn't like spaceships. Damn aliens should learn how to steer properly and not land on his head! Gaara/Fem!Naruto. WARNING: Bashing of Sasuke,Sakura,Kakashi.
Crossover - Naruto & Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Time Trax of the DEAD by Draco38 reviews
Takashi stood on a hill, his dead lover at his feet, her sword in his hand. He was awaiting the nuclear fire that would end it all. As it washes across him, he blanks out...but why is there a alarm clock buzzing in his head? A story for a challenge sent to me by VA842867. AU, all characters plus a few extras. Updated for content, spelling and word usage 1/3/14.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,732 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Vacation by Skittles the Sugar Fairy reviews
Not even a vacation can keep Usagi out of the extraordinary.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Men In Black - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,570 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Glory to the Principality of Tristain by Harouki reviews
Plucked from the fall of A Baoa Qu, one Zeon pilot must adapt to a new world, and at the same time the world must change. A collaboration fic.
Crossover - Gundam UC & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,400 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 147 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
The Zerg Swarm by East Bridge reviews
After being struck by lightning, a young man of Earth woke up in a barbaric and hostile world. His only tool of survival: the ability to spawn the Zerg swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,121 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 272 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jonque reviews
An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 119,658 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Anko M., Haku
The White Devil of the Moon by bissek reviews
Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,749 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Fate T., Nanoha T.] - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
A Startling Revelation by Kerfitd reviews
When Louise went to summon her familiar, all she wanted was to prove her worth as a mage. To her peers; to her teachers; to herself; but first and foremost, to her mother.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Complete
One Moment More by Kryal reviews
The only thing worse for World Domination plans than a professional World Savior dragged back from heaven... is two of them. First installment of BFF-verse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Buffy S., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 5,841 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Controlled Chaos of Free Will by anothvortex reviews
In the spirit of Naruto Reads Naruto by Sage of Seals, and with his explicit permission, a new group of Naruto characters will be exposed to worlds spawned by the best and brightest fan fiction authors of our time! Rated M for safety!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 10,440 - Follows: 9,871 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
The Dark Lords Strike Back by claymade reviews
As Queen Metallia nears release, those who oppose her prepare themselves for battle. Now, between the Dark Kingdom, the Sailor Senshi, and the martial artists the fate of humanity will be decided... and a course will be set to the future.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 76,297 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
War in Tokyo by LordsFire reviews
A Dragon, Magical Girls, Martial Artists, the JSDF, the US Navy, the US Army, the Dark Kingdom, and even a few 'normal' people. Tokyo has an eclectic population, and War comes. Ranma/Sailor Moon/Full Metal Panic/Others crossover. No pairings, fixed format
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Ranma
Dragon Summoning by LordsFire reviews
Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,222 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Louise - Complete
Equal Halves by ClassicalGal reviews
Two different versions of Ranma cross paths.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,835 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Thyatira reviews
Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Eventual femslash, because I hate you. Also a lock-fic, because I really hate you.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,362 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ranma, Naruko U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Zero Interface by Golden Arms reviews
Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.
Crossover - Ranma & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,510 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ranma, Louise
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 355 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Legend by ShayneT reviews
Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,194 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Data, Buffy S.
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 262 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Herald of the Void by Nim Maj reviews
My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Louise - Complete
SpiderMan hearts Jenny W by Snorpenbass reviews
AU set in the BND-verse. Ignores current comics, including the Kraven family thing. Opens after Heroic Age has begun. A depressed Jennifer Walters is getting drunk, and an equally morose Peter Parker tries to cheer her up. SMxSH.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 439 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 4,394 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Professor Takamachi by Rick Dias reviews
First fanfic! After the JS Incident, Nanoha goes to Earth on sick leave, only to meet Dumbledore, looking for a new Defense professor. Set right after Strikers, and during fifth year. Sorry, not much on shipping, NanohaXJob.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,509 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
In The Shadow of Zero by Xeno-Freak reviews
A creature has been summoned to the small nation of Tristan. Bound in service to a young mage, stranded in a world he doesn't know, and loving every second of it. Will he be able to help his pupils face what challenges they must overcome?
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,025 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Louise
The Seal of Legion by Syroc reviews
A slight alteration in the preliminary fights of the Chuunin Exams has dire consequences for Naruto and Ino. One shot, no romance. A response to a challenge posed by Vaanarash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Hiding Behind Masks by Twisted Vixen reviews
By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 326 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
Late Arrival by Aquamarine Lights reviews
Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ranma
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Journey by DrunkenGrognard reviews
A sequel to Grand Tour. The Inner Senshi are off to Mid-Childa in pursuit of magical training, leaving the Outers to 'hold the fort' with a little help from a TSAB agent - Ranma Saotome. They aren't the only ones thinking of training...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,903 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Basmati Rice, Bedroom Doors and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour, Entirely Purposeful Misuse of Sexy No Jutsu. How did his screaming at Sasuke that he could pay for his own shopping in the supermarket turn in to some paperback novel romantic rendezvous? And when the hell did they go dancing! As well Naruto knew he wasn't wearing some sequinned dress yesterday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 8,775 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4190 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 5,973 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Spoiled Brats by DarkFyre99 reviews
When faced with the ultimate love triangle from hell, how can Ranma stop three spoiled brats from destroying the world... again? A Ranma 1/2, PGSM Crossover.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,300 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Grand Tour by DrunkenGrognard reviews
A crossover fic. Ryoga's curse of 'lost' threatens the fabric of the multiverse itself. The USS Voyager is swept up in his wake of chaos. The TSAB steps in to clean up the mess, recruiting Ranma to aid them, but it may already be too late to catch him...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,993 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 178 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Understand by Krahae reviews
Drabble, one shot. Magic made Harry what everyone expected him to be. Be careful what you wish for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Leaves in the the Wind by Ambrant Arandel reviews
NarutoATLA crossover. Aang and company come to Naruto's world looking for the remnant of the air nomads. Konoha will never be the same... Pairings undecided, TsunadexIroh likely. They ARE the roughly the same age after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,571 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Of Veils, Gates, and Magic by MikRES reviews
AU Crossover with SG-1, based on episode Solitudes. Jack and Sam are stuck in an ice cave unable to dial Earth when a wormhole is engaged. Enter Luna Lovegood.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, Luna L. - Complete
Gaming the System by Lorendiac reviews
In a world where Kira enforces the death penalty for violent crime, a hitman can still thrive and prosper. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 848 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
There For You by Ayien reviews
Movie-verse. Sarah didn't know when she figured out who her godfather was. An attempt to address the cliche 'Tony Stark has a goddaughter whose parents die' plotline in a realistic fashion.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 277 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 288 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Return To Normal by jA-kL reviews
Buffy wants another shot at the First. Not everyone thinks this is a good idea. Especially since the First knows she's coming.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 277,072 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan by yasuhei reviews
Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
The Nerdiest Naruto Fanfic Ever by recodan reviews
I feel ashamed of writing this, but I had too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Most Powerful of Magics by drakensis reviews
Sailor Moon used the Silver Imperium Crystal to defeat Beryl. Yep, no doubt. Unlocked the magic inside it? Not so much.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Luna - Complete
Muyami Academy by Miko2 reviews
Comedy Horror at a private academy involving Ranma 12, Devil Hunter Yohko, Tenchi Muyou, and many other series. I am finally uploading all of those chapters I've never placed here before... including some stuff I never posted anywhere...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 183,014 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 3/17/2001
Happily Married by Kirinin reviews
Ranma wakes one day to find that a couple of things are different. Nothing major, just a new life complete with child, dojo to run, and, most importantly, a spouse. Problem is, the last thing Ranma recalls is being sixteen... COMPLETE! Now in Italian too.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,798 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 276 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 327 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
I'm Here to Help by Mark Doherty reviews
It has now come to this. I have lived too long, failed too often, and lost all that matters. Grant me this one last gamble. Grant me an end to our eternal conflict. Grant me the death of she who enslaved our world with its Purification. Grant me Serenity.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,045 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 349 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 165 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
CSI: Death by Chocolate by Beth Einspanier reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Gil G. - Complete
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
An Overlooked World by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] When Ranma lets his mask of stupidity slip, Nabiki attacks Cologne. Even with his intelligence, Ranma can not fix things. Can he break them in a new and better way? I don't think I've seen a story quite like mine. Not angst, somewhat hap
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,250 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Far Beyond Normal by jA-kL reviews
Buffy did not survive her confrontation with the First. Fortunately, Buffy has never been one to let death stand in her way...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,236 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Sex Change no Jutsu by Rike-sama reviews
Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Charm School for Ninjas by Ambrant Arandel reviews
A B Ranked mission in a boarding school? Slight romantic themes. SasukexSakura and NarutoxHinata. Rated M for Safety. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fugue by Yarrow reviews
After finding out Nabiki isn't supporting her family with all the money she makes, Ranma becomes determined to find out just what she's doing with it. What he discovers will surprise even him.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,084 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Nacho Boy and the Dragon Lady by MrDrP reviews
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, both 30 years old, have never met. Until now. Can a bitter Type A scientist and a goofy Bueno Nacho restaurant manager find happiness together? [COMPLETE]
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,053 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Lich Phage Marrowice by SickleYield reviews
First in a series: Every hero isn't a Thrall or even an Arthas. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some fall into the category of none of the above. Here is the story of one such unlikely hero.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
Final Approach Ranma by Trimatter reviews
Thanks to a government project, Ranma gets engaged to someone new a very nice boy. A Ranma Futaba kun Change crossover fusion whatever with a touch of Final Approach thrown in. [Completed]
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,707 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
Bonk On The Head by Miko2 reviews
After a concussion, Akane thinks she's Ranma... and acts like him... and somehow fights like him... A completed story, and a rather silly one at that
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,863 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Trading Places by HirumaKage reviews
12 Genin on a mission. A Jutsu backfires badly. New lives to deal with. Please R&R, some NaruHina, other pairings as demanded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 10/2/2004
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 168 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Misunderstandings by Don Sample reviews
An ancient ruin on a deserted island brings SG1 into contact with the Scoobies. Is the threat extra, or subterrestrial? Post season 7 of Buffy, Stargate season 5
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,180 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Complete
A Not so Simple Wish by Ebiris reviews
Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
Fame by Sinom Bre reviews
Ranma has been transferred from Furinkan to a prestigious preparatory academy... as a girl! Who did this? Why? Who *paid* for it? The answers will turn Ranma's world upside down.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,471 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/5/2003
Sailor Hellblazer by RpM1 reviews
A Sailor Moon/John Constantine: Hellblazer crossover. Co-written with David Tai. Gemma Masters was destined to become a Sailor Scout. But then Destiny ran headfirst into John Constantine first.
Vertigo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,432 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2001
For Having a Nail reviews
Ever since ninja learned how to summon, random junk has been pulled along for the ride. Sasuke's about to discover that his dad's old nightlight is much more than it seems. And it's still connected to the web.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U.
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