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Hello my little bookworms, Chris here.

I'm just a girl who likes to be called by Chris from Canada. For those who really want to know my full name, it's Christina. I've kind of come to hate when people call me that. Other than that, I love the name. Weird, I know.

I'm kind of a huge dork. And when I say kind of, I mean I'm probably the biggest dork you're never going to meet.

Other than writing, I enjoy riding my horse, reading, beating people's asses at Cards Against Humanity, and adding things to my childhood bucket list.

I kind of don't have a social life, so my phone is practically my best friend. It's why halfway through a day, it dies and I have to find an outlet to let it charge. Damn battery just doesn't last.

I'm also a hobbit. I haven't even reached 5 feet yet, and I'm in my teenage years. It's one of the reasons one thing in my bucket list is to set out to the Shire to find Bilbo and the rest of the gang.

I've probably watched all romantic comedies and chick flicks in history. My favourites include Pretty Woman, The Proposal, and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

My brain only starts working after 9pm, so that's why my sleep schedule is so messed up, and I've become a nocturnal high school student.

...so, yeah. That's basically me in a nutshell.


I'M AS HAPPY AS THE SUN FROM TELETUBBIES.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'What do you think about so and so?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (Come on people, how hard is it to get a soda and a candy bar?)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no apparent reason

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


96 out of 100 teenage girls would have a heart attack if they saw Edward Cullen on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick him off yourself.


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me IRONY...again.
"You son of a bitch!"

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like you're father."

24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

25. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."


Friends vs. Best Friends

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food.

A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.

A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?

A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here

A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.

A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.

A friend will hide you from the cops; Best Friend is the reason they’re after you

A friend will tutor you, a Best Friend will let you cheat of their paper.

A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will be waiting in the car for you

A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will steal your keys

A friend will call only up till 8 p.m. and not before 7 a.m., a Best Friend has you on speed dial and will call at midnight

A friend will address your parents proper, a Best Friend calls them family!

A friend will help you clean up a mess, a Best Friend will help you hide the bodies.

A friend will help you if you’re in too deep, a Best Friend will be right by your side, making sure the both of you get away with it.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever


I once asked my teacher if she shipped students. After thoroughly explaining what 'shipping' meant, she said that shipping was the topic was the only thing teachers talked about in the staff room.
All the rogue seating arrangements make sense now.


What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes daytrogen. *ba dum tss*


Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) It’s not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life." to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


I WANT A GUY...

1. Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

2. Who would let me sleep on his chest.

3. Someone who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

4. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then cuddle with me.

5. He would take me to the park and buy me ice cream.

6. Someone who would give me big bear hugs all the time.

7. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

8. And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

9. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends.

10. We'd argue about silly things and then make up.

11. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

12. Someone who would tell me I'm beautiful.

13. Who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

14. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART


Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.


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Learning to Fly by AmbiguousTardigrade reviews
Dedicate my life to Humanity and eradicate those damn titans; that is all I have ever cared about. Nothing was more important than serving in the Recon Corps and fighting to secure our future and freedom. Until one day it wasn't, and now I have to deal with the consequences, and all the struggle that goes with it. Levi x OC Levi POV
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Tropes by Prettyhex04 reviews
One-shot stories of Olicity and their adventures together
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Calm before the Storm by i-am-the-fandoms reviews
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Dances with Shadows by OhHeyJackTheRipper reviews
Emily Ishihara is the adopted daughter of a Japanese Ghoul and an American human. After the death of her parents, she continues to run a neutral Ghoul safe house in the 20th Ward until a fateful night leaves her with a troublesome house guest and juggling both her normal human life and her secret life within the Ghoul world. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,676 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Ayato K., OC - Complete
Cursed Blood (Book 1, Wolves of Olympus) by JosephineSilver reviews
AU. Werewolves are real. They exist in two types: the Exalted and the Damned. Annabeth Chase is the princess of Athens. It is her duty to join the Hunt and kill the creatures that have all but destroyed the greatest kingdom of the Golden Lands. But when she encounters a certain pack of Exalted, she realizes they may have been wrong about the nature of the beasts all along.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,895 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., Lupa - Complete
Night Time by Fayth Grimmly reviews
Natasha is prone to nightmares. Nightmares so agonizing she doesn't believe anyone could possibly help her. But Steve does. [Cover art by muuuving on Tumblr]
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It Starts With a Question by xxxDreamingflowerxxx reviews
Who would have known that something so simple and innocent, would lead to an endless turmoil of separation, desperation, despair, comfort and love. From friends to lovers, this is a story about Touka and Kaneki's relationship.
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Dribbles and Drabbles by DKM reviews
A series of drabbles I've written based on prompts from other writers in the fandom. First prompt: Oliver loses Felicity in a crowd. Humor.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,673 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Oliver Q., John D., Felicity S.
Spies, Tasers, and Other Sources of Insanity by Selene Illusinia reviews
The story of how Clint, Darcy, and Phil all came to be roommates. And the ensuing insanity. Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson/The Cellist
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,735 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Black Widow/Natasha R.] Darcy L., Agent Phil Coulson
Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by LiquidCaliban reviews
I enjoyed the chemistry between Captain America and Agent Romanoff in TWS, so this is a story about how they got from the Avengers movie to that point. It's about their SHIELD missions and evolving relationship, eventually mutating from canon like a Galapagos finch. Or something. Reading is appreciated and reviews are brainfood.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
The Blessing and Curse that is Hope by TheHeart'sCompass reviews
Levi is not sure whether he has found a blessing or a curse when the appearance of a strange girl turns his world upside down. With his work cut out for him, Levi must try to tame the beast she holds and uncover the human that is hidden underneath. Together, both will gain strength as they discover the true nature of Hope. Levi x OC
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Proposing to Sonata in Their Coffee Shop by TheVelvetRose 1120 reviews
Tania Banks has time travelled, been abducted, tortured, and more. The Avengers say she's strong, but they don't realize how broken she is. They don't realize that she doesn't want to be an Avenger. She doesn't belong here. She doesn't believe she can come back from this dark place she's in. And yet, in order to save the world and her family, she first has to save herself. Part 4.
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,490 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [OC, Captain America/Steve R.] Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Humanity's Strongest Woman by xDollfie reviews
In every Kingdom, there is an epic era that defies the boundaries of time and immortalized itself in the history books. For mankind, an epic era they will never forget has finally emerged. The war between humanity and Titans has finally come to a head. Love cease to exist in a time like this but they found it, and promised that it'll be worth it. Every stubborn inch of it [LEVIXOC]
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How the Mighty Fall (in Love) by Freekiellie reviews
It's a whirlwind of events one after another with the mightiest soldier and his subordinate, Lena. He's troubled- unlikely to show any sort of emotion for any sort of person. She's got a few problems of her own and has that annoying trait of always creating more. If the mighty falls in love, how will it end? [LEVIXOC] FINISHED.
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Business Dinner by smoakqueen12 reviews
Oliver and Felicity confront their feelings for each other following her business dinner with Ray. Episode tag for 3.07.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
Normal Problem by S7Angel09 reviews
Olicity AU - Sara is alive and home and Laurel has developed a serious drinking problem, not being able to handle her sister being back and all the emotional baggage that came with that. She wants Oliver and blames Felicity for being in her way to getting that. She catches Felicity in the club during off hours and a verbal fight breaks out. Then turns physical.
Arrow - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Oliver Q., Felicity S.] [Thea Q., Roy H.] - Complete
The Scent of Magic by Periwinkle Skittles reviews
Hey, it's your favorite wolf mutant here, Zoey Colt! After that little incident with the Avengers last year, I was hoping to have a somewhat normal life. But nooo! I just have to wind up randomly in Asgard's prison, meet Loki, get chased by guards, and then a whole new adventure. Meanwhile, Madison is stuck on Earth freaking out. Help? SEQUEL TO 'I HOWLED AT THE MOON WITH FRIENDS'
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The Butterfly Effect by xchrispx reviews
It was in Kaneki's opinion that if his life was a story it would end in a tragedy, but Touka was a stubborn girl that wasn't very good at taking no for an answer. The simple act of leaving Anteiku with Kaneki would change his life drastically from that point on. There was nothing more dangerous than a centipede with wings. TouKen. Post Aogiri Tree arc. AU.
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The Shouldn'ts, The Impossibles, The Won'ts by The Laughing Duchess reviews
Oliver says goodbye
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Wonderwall by lilybear3121 reviews
"I just wanted to see what you were up to, considering you lied to Coulson." Clint said and then continued on to ask, "So how long have you been street performing anyway?" Phil's niece may just be the person Steve needs in his life after he wakes up from the ice. Steve/OC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,806 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Don't let go by Timeristic reviews
The S.S. Clintasha has set sail in this story. :) Enjoy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Meet Me at the Cabaret by Anomilee1 reviews
Everyone knows that Steve is a relentless soldier and once he accepts a mission, he will not rest until it is completed and he has set right a wrong that he feels was done. What happens when he finally gets a chance to apply his steadfastness to his personal life? He unknowingly sets one of his teammates and himself out on a "blind mission".
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,620 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
I Howled at the Moon With Friends by Periwinkle Skittles reviews
Hey, my name is Zoey Colt. I'm what you call 'not normal'. Long story- main point, I'm a wolf mutant. I've hidden that for years, but of course all hell breaks loose and SHIELD finds out about me. But, hey, I'm 'just a kid'. How could they stay mad? So, this is my adventure with the Avengers. Welcome to my crazy life. Rated T for tickles
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,181 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., OC - Complete
The Devil Wears Westwood by 221Bookaholic reviews
"Each fairy-tale needs a good old-fashioned villain as you know, he's only trying to put on a good show." A poem about our favorite lovely villain, Jim Moriarty. Reviews are appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2014
Notes by Steve'sGirl0829 reviews
Natasha and Darcy are bored out of their minds during a team meeting. So what do the two girls do to entertain themselves? They pass notes! It's all fun and games until Fury catches them and reads aloud their note to the entire group, which is unfortunate for Natasha because the note has explicate detail about her crush on a certain Captain that sits right across from her.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Nick F. - Complete
Coupled Wounds by pleasesayitsnotso reviews
Set at the end of The Winter Soldier, whilst Steve is recovering from his wounds Natasha has to deal with the guilt that has started to plague her and the harsh reality of the future, causing wounds of her own. Please review as it greatly appreciated and thanks for reading.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Lionhearted by Gospel Stonemad reviews
Natasha is like a cat; she takes what she wants from whoever she wants OR Five times Natasha commandeered Steve's bed for her own purposes and one time she made him sleep in hers. Part of the Muscle Mass series
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,938 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by an-fini-dy reviews
He messed it all up. She was finally convinced that nothing was going to happen in between them, when he kissed her. Oliver had kissed her despite being with Laurel. Felicity now has to try and get over him. Although it might not be as hard as she thought.
Crossover - Avengers & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Oliver Q., Felicity S.
Wear My Name On Your Heart by chalantness reviews
It was a little surprising to find Steve that was also awake, sketching at the kitchen island by himself, but she knows comes up here whenever he has trouble sleeping, so that was probably it.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
Sunday by InNeedOfInspiration reviews
Read and find out why Sunday is Steve Rogers' favorite day of the week.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Hidden in the Shadows by bordeaux cookies reviews
Annabeth Chase is a no one, spending her time studying, hiding from others, and burying herself deep into her past. To top it all off, this anti-social loner has the biggest crush on Percy Jackson—the most popular guy in school. Travel through the pain of high school with Annabeth as she watches her beloved one, hidden in the shadows. Percabeth ;)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,085 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
All The Times Oliver and Felicity Shared A Bed by secretmusingsofafangirl reviews
Oliver and Felicity and bed-sharing! Olicity fluff! I May turn this into a bunch of one- shots!
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Oliver Q., Felicity S.
I Dare You by shadowsontherun reviews
6 months into their bipolar partnership, Black Widow and Hawkeye are still trying to figure each other out. Coming from completely different worlds they work through missions that define who and what they are to each other. Set 9 years before "Avengers", watch Clint and Natasha build a partnership to surpass all others.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 152 - Words: 678,030 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Oliver vs the OTP by Sophie1973 reviews
Oliver thought about it for a minute. "So if we were in a TV show, and people…shipped us, we would be what…Olicity?"
Arrow - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
Exactly What It Looks Like by Poison's Ivy reviews
"… Oliver why the hell are you in my house? I'm not letting some cop see you in my house naked and sexed up so that he can go back and talk to all his buddies about it!" Olicity! Dedicated to olicityholidays on tumblr, known as everythingisbloomable, ohmypreciousgirl & gretaprewett!
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
Summer Lovin' by Confidential Brunette reviews
'She gaped at her boss who climbed out of the pool, looking like a model for GQ as he gave her a small smirk, coming towards her with a towel slung around his neck.' OLICITY
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
The Family We Gain by Sargerogue reviews
Six months after the Avengers are reformed they go on a mission that will change many things. It all starts with finding a little blond haired blue eyed teenager that clings to Steve when the Avengers infiltrate the only home she knows. She soon becomes part of the family. Rated T because I'm cautious. Cap/Black Widow
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 219,108 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Mind Readers by Poison's Ivy reviews
Five times Oliver and Felicity finished each other's sentences, and one time when they didn't have to say anything at all. Olicity!
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
Sharing Coffee With Captain Rogers by TheVelvetRose 1120 reviews
Steve and Tania are living happily ever after - well, as happily ever after as a team of super heroes who constantly fight crime can be. A recent string of murder attacks on Tania's life causes the Avengers to go into a panic and immediately start an investigation. Could this be a repercussion of what happened with HYDRA in 1945? They're about to find out. Part 3 - Part 4 is posted
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,602 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] - Complete
A New Life by IWriteSinsNotTragedies221B reviews
Jessica's life has always been normal, well as normal as it could be working at SHIELD, but when Loki shows up and kidnaps her life is completely changed. What can she do? Loki/oc
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,354 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Loki, OC]
Live to Rise by ArtGirlie815 reviews
Set 18 years after "This is War" The Avengers have painfully begun to move on from the loss of Clint and Natasha's daughter. Now they have their own families, quieter lives, and over all peace. Until Stark Tower is attacked by a mysterious woman archer that causes Tony to wonder about her identity. Did Lucy Barton actually die 18 years ago or did she manage to survive?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,798 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Camp Dragneel by LaynaPanda reviews
Lucy is heading off to Camp Dragneel as one of the counselors. She thinks it's going to be the worse summer yet but will she regret it once she gets there and meet the son of the owner of Camp Dragneel? Or will she continue to hate this Camp?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,562 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Having Coffee With Steve Rogers by TheVelvetRose 1120 reviews
Having finally gotten together, Steve and Tania are going through all the hardships that couples must face, with a bit more complexity seeing as they live with the other Avengers as well. Tension rises, but when they discover Stark's time machine, things may just get infinitely more complicated. Especially when they realize that they've gone back in time to 1945. Sequel to SAACSWCA
Crossover - Avengers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,786 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] P. Carter, H. Stark - Complete
The Hallway Chronicles by ohponthavemercy reviews
Isabelle Lightwood watches unfolding romance between her big brother's best friend and the redhead down the hallway. Clace oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Youtube, Metube, and Percytube by bordeaux cookies reviews
It all started with Thalia posting a video of Annabeth on youtube singing one of Percy Jackson's songs - a teen celeb who's out to match that voice to a face. By chance, 'Peter' and Annabeth meet at 230-Fifth. But what'll happen from there? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,391 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
c'mon girl, spill your guts by Tarafina reviews
"So how long have you been sleeping with my brother?" Olicity with a side of snarky Thea
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
Avengers Girls by ArtGirlie815 reviews
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes... well imagine smaller, prettier, and let's not forget just as good if not better then their parents. A story about the Avengers' daughters. POSTING FOR misssaxobeat4799
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,187 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012
Bedtime Stories by GeminiMab reviews
Who knew a simple request from friends could turn into mental anguish? A lesson in dragons is learned from a simple bedtime story. (Rating for language) I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,424 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Three Months by KoryStar1891 reviews
Mirajane and the rest of the Fairy Tail guild have decided it's time for Natsu and Lucy to get together. Unfortunately all their attempts don't seem to affect the two dense mages. But are Natsu and Lucy really that dense or are they just enjoying messing with their guild mates. NaLu. Hints of GaLe, ElfEver, Gruvia, and some RoWen.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Stone-Cold Hearts by The Seventh Avenger reviews
Natasha Romanoff was trained to feel no pain. But when she becomes pregnant with her worst enemy's son, she unveils a whole new world unbeknownst to her, one where anguish lies in every step and hurt is a common term. To feel her way through her twisted world of love, she must open her stone-cold heart to a man with a heart every bit as frozen as hers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
The Husband Theory by ClumsyMustache reviews
"You look over to see the love of your life, the one person that makes you feel incredible. She smiles beautifully at you and you just want to look at her one more time before you go, knowing it'll be your last. Who do you see?" Levy makes Lucy take the Husband Theory, saying whoever you see in the passengers seat is the man you'll marry.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Time, Magic, and Darcy? by Selene Illusinia reviews
Darcy freezes Loki and half the Avengers when they startle her. Humor ensues. Apparently, Loki has two very chaotic children...Random humor crack piece.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] - Complete
Embarrass Lucy Day by ClumsyMustache reviews
Because it's a true holiday.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Unexpected Strength by erzaascarlet reviews
Lucy had seeked to become stronger and so she sets off to train to achieve her goal which is to become a S-Class mage Lucy aims to be closer to Erza's level and so she goes through a series of training and grows unexpectedly stronger. Who knew that because of this decision she'd fall in love?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,048 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
Sitting At A Coffee Shop with Captain America by TheVelvetRose 1120 reviews
Tania Banks is just an average business woman who survived the alien attack a month prior, trying to make a living in a mangled New York City. She's not Captain America's biggest fan, but when she runs into him (or rather, he runs into her - literally) on the street, she starts to become one. Steve/OC, whole team included, 3rd genre would be action, Part 4 posted
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,881 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] - Complete
The Many Last Names of Darcy Lewis by 8. B. R. Adford reviews
When Phil arrived at the hospital after a woman claimed to have secretly had Tony Stark's child, he hadn't planned on taking it, hadn't planned on being a father, and certainly hadn't planned on raising the genius known as Darcy Lewis at SHIELD. But Coulson knows that very little goes as planned. Coulson!Dad/Darcy, Stark!Dad/Darcy, Darcy/Steve (Working on a huge update 05/17/2014)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,763 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson, C. Barton/Hawkeye
Seaweed Brain and the Three Demigods by tanye west reviews
Percy mysteriously stumbles upon a house after being chased by a monster. Apparently it's the house of Annabeth, Nico, and Thalia. Just a PJO twist on Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Semi-crack because of the OOC-ness. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Gender Swap by Mermaid on land reviews
What happens when Loki casts a spell on the Avengers changing their genders? Will they be able to change themselves back or will they remain the way they are forever? Mentions of Clintasha and Pepperony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
Mr&Mrs Barton by Ameilia Barton reviews
Natalia Romanova from the Romanova Kingdom is forced to marry Lord Clinton Barton. But Natalia isn't called The Black Widow for nothing. Her latest husbands always ended up dead. Ther is only one man she truly loved. Romance, Drama, Mystery, Family Clintasha / Blackhawk
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,701 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Dictionary by Sachi-Pyon reviews
Natsu finds a very familiar word, and wants to know what it means. For some reason, Lucy refuses to tell him what it is. Will Natsu figure out what his 'mystery-word' really means - or will he be stuck wondering what he's missing out on? NaLu/GaLe
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,337 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Sausages - A Breakfast Story by Aryndiel reviews
Lucy needs some cheering up, and Natsu is just the man for the job. But the advice he's getting seems a bit strange. Will breakfast really help? More importantly, is Gray's face going to freeze that way? Why did Bixlow just spit his beer? What's wrong with Romeo? And will Gajeel ever find the answer to the question everyone's wondering about?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Possession by HawkofNavarre reviews
She didn't belong to him...yet.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,998 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 4,843 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
To What We Once Were by Miss Pavalova reviews
Six years ago, she left the guild. Barely anyone knew the reasons why. Then, one day, she came back, a curious little girl with her. She then begins to live as if her life never changed, but could it be possible to go back what it once were?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,917 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] OC - Complete
Year of the Sun by jane3876 reviews
"Promise me something, Dragon Slayer," he whispered, his voice weak and soft, his breathing shallow and ragged as he struggled to get the words through his collapsing throat. "Promise me you'll make sure he's taken care of." Natsu took a deep breath and pulled back so he could meet his intent gaze. Squeezing the hand in his grasp, he said solemnly. "I promise on my life."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,662 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Natsu is addicted to sleeping in Lucy's bed and she's downright sick of it...until she realises why he does it. Meanwhile, the Fairy Tail guild hear the two have 'slept together' and misunderstandings ensue... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 267 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Fifth Time by rachiistark reviews
It's not the first time he's held her. Clintasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Starry Skies and Passionate Flames by Tazski reviews
Lucy is being ignored by Fairy Tail, who seem to be focusing their attention on Lisanna instead. It's the last straw for Lucy when Team Natsu's latest mission fails because of Lisanna, and when Natsu is furious at Lucy when she points out it's Lisanna's fault. Depressed and suicidal, Lucy makes her way to a cliff. What awaits her there? REUPLOADED. Somewhat fluffy NaLu oneshot. T.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Good News, Bad Timing by Nienna Tinehtele reviews
Darcy tells Clint some good news at the wrong time and he ends up in the infirmary.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
Concern by Sarin-sama reviews
One-Shot featuring my favorite Fairy Tail paring! Gajeel&Levy! Rated F for Fluffiness
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Bringing Back The Memories by Elizem18 reviews
Our favorite shadowhunters get a flash from the past when Isabelle finds an old video camera in the basement. Funny with some fluff : Clace
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Crazy Fairy and other short stories by Aulizia reviews
A collection of one shots starring Levy and Gajeel. No. 9: The Quiet Path: I couldn't help but notice that Levy changed her clothes at some point during her time on Tenrou Island. Trust me, Gajeel noticed too. Plus a bonus drabble: Love Song.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
New School by TwinkleLights123 reviews
AU. Annabeth has to move again and this time to Manhattan. She goes to Goode High and meets Percy and his friends. Now her life is filled with drama. Percabeth and sprinkles of other couples.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,108 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Best Christmas Yet by Whisper-of-Warning reviews
Clary is determined to make this the best Christmas yet, and she has her friends their to back her up. No fighting, just Holiday cheer! Clace
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Meet The Addams by BoxOfScraps reviews
Need I go on? You know how they are..creepy, cooky, all together...ooky? That's not a-a word..
Addams Family - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
The Best Infomercial Ever by BoxOfScraps reviews
In the history of ever, and that's...something.
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Twitchy's Grand Adventure by BoxOfScraps reviews
A tale of a coffee aided squirrel going insane
Hoodwinked! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
You'll Never Get Me Lucky Charms! by BoxOfScraps reviews
And he ain't talking about no cereal, either.
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Saw XXII by BoxOfScraps reviews
Cause it's not like this movie series is going to end anytime soon.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Silly Rabbit by BoxOfScraps reviews
Cereal's for everyone, have some! ...PSYCH!
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Spider Pig To The Rescue! by BoxOfScraps reviews
'Cause when Springfield is in danger...only one pig can save the day...
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Homer S. - Complete
Get Smarter! by BoxOfScraps reviews
Cause it's no good being dumb like.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Max S./Agent 86
The Emperor's New Cat by BoxOfScraps reviews
Cause it gets lonely being the emperor sometimes
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Yabba Dabba Doo! by BoxOfScraps reviews
Everything's so...STONEY!
Flintstones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
The Moolah Machine by BoxOfScraps reviews
John Max Maxley as he drives through...wherever, picking up passengers and putting them to the test in his on the streets game show! Cash Cab parody, anyone?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
Patrickbob Picklepants by BoxOfScraps reviews
Who lives in a rock under the sea? Patrickbob Picklepants. Who's pink and fat and dumb as can be? Patrickbob Picklepants. Click on the link and come inside. Patrickbob Picklepants. Read my story now or I'll kick your hide! Patrickboooooob Picklepaaaaants!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
A Tale Of Two Drunkies by BoxOfScraps reviews
It was the best of beers, it was the worst of beers...
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Homer S., Moe S. - Complete
The Scary Dream That Happened Before A Day by BoxOfScraps reviews
So scary...it was... scary.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Peter Verses Chicken by BoxOfScraps reviews
Who will win?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Giant's Toliet by BoxOfScraps reviews
...He's gonna need a bigger scrub-brush.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Super Mario 69 by BoxOfScraps reviews
The quest for the...something or other that'll defeat Bowser and save the princess yet again.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Mario, Yoshi - Complete
Oh My God! by BoxOfScraps reviews
You killed Kenny! Oh wait...he's right there, never mind.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Handcuffed by elisse-nyan reviews
What will happen if Natsu and Lucy accidentally handcuffed together from a mission? What if that situation force them to always stay together 24 hours for a month? Natsu/Lucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Snowed In by ahmandie reviews
COMPLETE. Natsu x Lucy. A much needed job to a frozen mountain goes awry as Natsu and Lucy are forced to rough it and spend the night with only each other for company.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete