Ollo! I am Kubasaki the Misanthrope, but you can call me Kubi. As my name implies, I hate everyone. Don't take it personally.
1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it?
I have a giant scar that covers half my left leg, starting at my knee. I got it one soccer season when all the fields were complete crap and covered with rocks. I scraped the skin off my leg so many times that season that it never got the chance to heal, and now it's all weird looking and hair doesn't grow there anymore (dang, I am SO lucky I didn't get some fatal infection from having an open wound on my leg basically all year!).
2. What is on the walls in your room?
A giant tree decal, a mirror, and a painting. Boring.
3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?
I used to snore, but that turned out to just be a symptom of tonsillitis, so I don't anymore. On the other hand, I sleepwalk to the extreme.
4. What type of music do you listen to?
Anything my sisters put on my iPod. Really.
5.Do you know what time you were born?
Er, night time?
6.What are you doing right now?
...Filling out these questions?
7. What do you miss?
I miss Okinawa, I miss my dog Lucy (may she rest in peace), and I miss being so young I didn't have to go to school.
8. What is your most prized possession?
Whatever book I happen to be reading at the moment. Seriously, people who have messed with my book in the past have deeply regretted it.
9. How tall are you?
10. Do you get Claustrophobic?
Well, it's either that or I just hate people.
11. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope. People tend to shut up when it's dark.
12.Who was the last person who made you mad?
Do fictional characters count? XD
13. What is your favorite sport?
Model United Nations. YES, it's defined as a team sport, I looked it up. I play MUN.
(Why no 14? It was gone when I copied this.)
15. Who do people compare you to?
My mom. We're too similar for our own good.
16. Coffee or energy drink?
Neither! I don't understand coffee, and I don't get why energy drinks are salty. I mean, I get WHY but I don't get why...? These drinks confuse me.
17. What is your favorite pizza topping?
18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Cereal and Poptarts. It's basically what I live off of.
20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?
I dislike the taste of fish. ;)
21. What was the most meaningful gift you’ve gotten?
Someone gave me a self-help book once titled "How to be Happy". It was a pretty meaningful and clear hint they dropped.
22.Do you like anybody?
23. Are you double jointed?
In my thumbs. I pop them to freak people out and hopefully drive them away.
24. Favorite clothing brand?
Er, the kind with the fabric...? I give up.
(Why no 25? No idea! It was already gone when I copied it.)
26. Do you have any pets?
Three cats: Charles Postleweight, Baby Sister Princess (BSP), and Indiana Jones. ...I also call them "minions".
27. What kind is it?
Charlie's just a gray stripy one with big eyes, BSP's a (failed) snowshoe with cross-eyes and a crippled leg, and Indy's an Abyssinian who doesn't meow.
28. Would you do anything for your best friend?
I would take a bullet for them.
29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone that they're ugly?
"You're ugly." Walk away.
30. Say a number 1 to 100
"A number 1 to 100..." just kidding. 68.
32. What is the one number you call the most?
33. What annoys you the most?
34. Have you ever been out of the US?
I lived in Okinawa, Japan for three years, and I visited Australia once.
35. Your weaknesses?
36. Have you met anyone famous?
That's classified. ;)
37. First Job?
My first job was as a babysitter. Was also my last job as a babysitter.
38. Ever done a prank call?
No, but everyone seems to think that I would be the perfect victim for one. I've had friends, family, and complete strangers prank call me at various times.
41.What were you doing before you filled this out?
Hiding from my mother. It's 1:01 AM and she's adamant about this so-called "sleep" thing. I don't get what everyone sees in it.
40. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes. It's no babytown frolics, let me tell you.
42. What do you get complimented the most about?
I don't know. I'm never really paying attention to what people specifically complement me on, as I'm too busy staring at them awkwardly and then sidling away.
43. Have you ever had braces?
Currently. Not just any braces either, I just HAD to have a jacked-up jaw, so I've literally got sliding bars connecting my upper and lower jaw, AND a bar across the top of my mouth.
44. What do you want for your birthday?
To be left alone.
45. How many kids do you want?
I don't want any kids. I think I'm doing mankind a favor by not procreating; one of me is enough.
46. Were you named after anyone?
I was named after the random Canadian woman who typed up my mother's college dissertation.
47. Do you wish on stars?
Not anymore. Now I prefer to admire them without asking for anything in return. I understand why people do it, though. It's nice to pray to something you can see.
(Hey ... where's 48?)
49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
I'm not sure, probably something weeny like no-tears baby shampoo. :P
50. Do you like your handwriting?
People have told me it's chicken scratch, but I don't have a problem with it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
51. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Ham (I was tempted to say "long pig" just to gross you out).
52. Any bad habits?
Mountain loads. I have a propensity for accidentally insulting people within their hearing.
53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have?
Psh, who uses CD's anymore?
54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
Nope. Definitely not.
56. Do looks matter?
Yes, they can tell you many things about a person. For example, if they have bad hygiene, or if they are color blind. Looks sometimes lie, though.
57. How do you release anger?
Smile with my face and plot with my brain. Then later, write it down.
58. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My stuffed animal, Yellow Bunny. I'm sure you can imagine what Yellow Bunny looked like.
60. Where is your second home?
Definitely Okuma in Okinawa. It was really the only vacation spot on the island, so you would go there on Spring Break and everyone you knew from school would be there, too.
61. How many numbers are in your cell phone?
...What cell phone? :...(
62.Were you a fan of barney as a child?
63. Do you use sarcasm?
My dear friend, I use verbal irony. There's a big difference.
64. What's your favorite line from a movie?
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath...get your facts straight!" -Sherlock
Okay, technically it's a TV show, not a movie. Semantics.
65. What do you look for in a guy?
Relationships hold no interest for me.
66.What are your nicknames?
Someone has an annoying habit of calling me Booga-Bear. Do NOT call me Booga-Bear.
You can call me Kubasaki the Misanthrope, Kubasaki, or Kubi. Kubi seems the least cumbersome.
67.Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician?
The band OneRepublic! I love Secrets, and All the Right Moves, and Good Life...the list goes on and on.
68.What is your favorite TV show?
I am a diehard Superwholockian with a dash of Merlin and Psych just to shake things up. Supernatural was my first fandom, and therefore will always be my favorite, but the others all tie for a close second.