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Joined 02-26-13, id: 4568755, Profile Updated: 07-23-15
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Jurassic Park.

Before we start off, I'd just like to say that everything on this profile is basically my personal opinion on things that I have seen in the fandom. These include less than savory behavior patterns, cliché story archetypes, and just plain rambling at times with recommendations of the better stories I've come across interspaced here and there.

About Me:

Gender: Male

Date of Birth: Late January, 1996

Residence and Place of Birth: Midwestern United States

Occupation: I'm in college now. Going through undergrad and on my way to med school.

I suppose that I should mention the existence of a second account which I use to post plot-bunnies and alternate versions to chapters of my 'main stories'. The username is Rikkudo. I have a few more alternate profiles out there, but I have no intention of telling anyone the usernames. If you happen to see the similarities in writing, great! I'll never admit it, though.

A Guide To My Stories (in order of publication):

The Clan Wars -- First thing I ever wrote. I must admit I was proud of it at the time. It's basically overpowered!Team Seven traveling back to the era of the Warring Clans. To do what? I dunno. I barely ever plan. This story was abandoned as soon as I realized how uninspired it was. The descriptions are severely lacking, the dialogue is insipid, and an actual plot is a long-since abandoned dream. Do yourselves a favor and don't read it. I'm only keeping it up as a reminder of how bad I was when I started off. However, one thing that I'm still proud of with this story is the fact that I had the Sage of Six Paths show up and give Sasuke a Rinnegan and Naruto this super sage-mode thing almost a year before it happened in the manga.

Hands of Time -- This story was the direct consequence of me realizing just how bad The Clan Wars was. Basically, it was my attempt to fix the old story without overpowering Team Seven (minus Sakura this time) by having the Sage of Six Paths give them even more power. So basically, Naruto and Sasuke are totally blind to their situation when they're thrust into the past. Like a, "Hey, didn't you die a hundred years ago?" and "Where the fuck is Konoha?" kind of blind. While it's a bit of a clunky story in terms of language and plot, I can't bring myself to hate it because it's not horrible, really, just average. Why does it have more than a thousand favorites and follows? It might have something to do with a ton of recommendations. Friends in high places. That sort of thing. This story's actually the perfect example of 'review if you want reviews'.

A New Dawn -- This was actually just a way for me to pass the time. I put no real effort into it, planning or otherwise, and it ended up turning out better than the first two. :P Anyway, this is a dimension-hopping story. The idea was the Jūbito was irked with Naruto's unyielding defiance and forced him out of their world. I mean, Jūbi Jinchūriki = god. Why the hell not? Not to mention the fact that Kaguya had pretty much the same power (although I'll admit I had no idea this was the case at the time). Anyway, Naruto ends up in a world where his parents are alive and his counterpart is female, and he's still reeling from the fact that, "OhshitwherethehellisObito?!" Be warned, there are dozens of plot-holes in this due to a lack of planning. But try not to take it too seriously? Despite how it reads, it isn't actually meant to be too serious.

Cleaning Up After Sasuke -- This is a rather pointless little one-shot. The premise is that after Sasuke left Konoha to train under Orochimaru's guidance, Itachi made his way back to Danzō to make one thing clear yet again. I honestly don't know why I wrote it. I mean, sure it might have happened, but there was really nothing said in the story that most readers won't already know.

Persuasion -- Poetry from Kaguya's POV.

Fox, Hawk and Flower -- Poetry about Team Seven, co-written with Zenthisoror.

Uchiha Shuffle -- This is my best story on this account. First of all, to understand it, you have to have watched the Road to Ninja movie where Naruto and Sakura get sent to an alternate dimension after an encounter with Tobi or Fake!Madara. That being said, the premise is taking Road to Ninja!Sasuke (who has no quarrel with Itachi for reasons to be revealed later) and Canon!Sasuke (who hates Itachi with every fiber of his being), and switching the two right before Canon!Sasuke and Canon!Itachi have their final battle. In other words, no one has a clue that the brother they're fighting isn't the one they know and love/hate. Insanely fun to write.

The Greatest Infiltration Ever -- This was written because I lost a bet with Igornerd. When the Naruto manga was reaching its climax, I turned to him and said something along the lines of, "Hey, wanna bet if the Hyūga ancestor is gonna possess Neji's dead body at some point?" The loser of the bet would have to dedicate a 5K word ficlet to the other person. Obviously, I lost. Turns out that Neji died to support the Naru/Hina pairing. :P Anyway, Igornerd had me write a story where during Sasuke's time training with Orochimaru, various Konoha shinobi manage to turn up in the top-secret lair with the worst disguises, but for some reason he's the only one that notices. It's a crack-fic.

Tempting Fate -- A Jurassic World fic, basically because I thought that movie was badass. Also, Velociraptors.

Gilded -- This is an idea I've had for a long, long time. Nothing is as it seems.

Thoughts for today (8/27/14):

1) College is way better than fan fiction.

2) The sage of six paths is probably evil. I mean, look at the latest manga chapter. That smile at the end is not a good smile.

Proven wrong. Never mind. :P

Thoughts for today (11/30/14)

I'm pretty damn sure that Neji died solely to provide backup for the seemingly last-minute NaruHina pairing. I mean, I'm neutral in this particular shipping war, but there was definitely more development for Naru/Saku than there was for Naru/Hina.

When Neji is skewered, the guy's last words basically tell Naruto to marry Hinata no matter what. :P "Never forget that Hinata-sama is willing to die for you."

Subtle, Kishimoto. Real subtle.

Thoughts for today (12/01/14)

I just realized something.

Here are the parallels between Itachi and Orochimaru.

1) Itachi represents Susano'o. Orochimaru is the Hydra dragon-snake thing that Susano'o killed, also known as Orochi. (This was seen during the Sasuke-Itachi fight to the death.)

2) Their names. 'Itachi' means weasel (as far as I know with my nonexistent knowledge of Japanese), and a mongoose is a kind of weasel. Orochimaru is an obvious reference to a snake. In most battles between a mongoose and a snake, the mongoose ends up eating stringy, rubbery snake meat.

So basically, Orochimaru gets the short end of the stick on both counts. These parallels indicate that it is in their nature for Itachi to crush Orochimaru in any of their encounters.

Entertainment, crazy though it may be:

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If you manage to get one of the moderators to sponsor you, you'll end up with your very own thread. Be warned: if your idea has even a hint of bashing, it will be shut down.

Update Announcement:

Who are we kidding? I suck at updating on time. You'll just have to live with it.

Hey, I'm sorry, but I've got a life. That comes first.

On Reviewers:

Flame me. Please. Flames are a wonderful tool for improvement. Well-constructed ones, anyway.

I mean, even if it isn't constructive criticism, it's still criticism. Criticism is a freaking useful thing.

So please, find it in your heart, and flame.

Or just review. XD

On Yaoi:

Theoretically, there's nothing wrong with yaoi. It's just gay romance.

The problem is that, more often than not, it's not even written by gay people. It's written by fangirls who find the idea hot. It's usually a mess because of this.

That being said, I've never actually read yaoi. I'm strictly heterosexual. (I get my information from people who have had the misfortune of stumbling across such stories.)

Thus, you don't have to worry about finding it in any of my stories.

On Bashing in general:

If you bash or enjoy reading stories that bash, I immediately assume that you're an idiot.

It's both stupid and disturbing that anyone would waste their time spending hours writing a story about a cartoon character that they hate . . . Not only that, but these authors try to make their stories 'realistic' too. Here's the thing—it's not going to work if you never let the character change.

Fine, I get wanting to make a character you hate as despicable as possible, but have you ever heard of character flaws? You know, little quirks about a person that can be incredibly annoying or just downright offensive? The story will make most people cringe if a character acts like a prejudiced toddler for no apparent reason.

Prime example—Sakura.

I get it, she's evil because she rejects Naruto's advances and keeps on hitting him. Right?

Wrong, dumbass!

In case you haven't noticed, Kishimoto made most of those scenes for a comical effect. Wouldn't you also reject the advances of a snotty twelve-year-old who constantly asked you out and couldn't take a hint if he was literally bashed over the head with it? I mean, come on. Give Sakura some credit here. Sure, she went a little overboard at times, but she wasn't completely unjustified in her actions.

Heck, if I was thirteen again and a girl wouldn't stop asking me out, I'd prank the crap out of her and probably be incredibly rude in my rejections. Why? Because people who can't take a hint are fucking annoying.

But back to the point. The thing is if you bash, all it really shows is that you don't have the ability to convince your audience that a character isn't worth liking.

If you don't like Sasuke, don't show it by bashing him. Instead, use his actions, his mannerisms, his dialogue. He's plenty rude on his own and enough of a bastard as it is, so no need to take away the majority of his intelligence and what little maturity he possesses for the purposes of your story.

Hell, you could do this for anyone.

Jiraiya didn't show up in Naruto's life until he was a genin, even though he was the godfather. I happen to agree with his reasoning that he couldn't take a child alongside himself, but you don't necessarily have to. There are a million unexplained elements in the Narutoverse that you could use to bolster your argument. However, there had better be some goddamn development to actually make Jiraiya of all people a hatable person.

Tsunade became a rather disappointing person right after Dan died. Again, I agree with her excuses, but you don't have to (although it's technically awful writing if you ignore her character development). PTSD is no joke, especially when it involves your loved ones dying.

Kakashi played favorites a bit by training Sasuke (not really, since Ebisu was actually exactly the kind of teacher that Naruto needed), but then again, Sasuke was going to face a known jinchūriki. He needed all the help he could get. Seriously. Everyone watched Lee was fucked up, and then Sasuke is matched up against the monster that did it. Do you really think that any sane teacher would choose to train Naruto (who would most likely survive) over Sasuke who might survive if given the proper tools? I mean, by choosing to train Sasuke, Kakashi actually displays loud and clear that he cares about his comrades.

Anyway, my point is that the characters' reasons for being who they are and acting the way they do are already pretty solid. To simply decide that you hate one of them (a cartoon character, btw) and proceed to write them wildly out-of-character for your own amusement shows a level of immaturity that I can't comprehend.

Just don't bash. Don't be an idiot. Stick within the bounds of your character.

Furthermore, if you really, really hate a character as much as I hate Kabuto, then please for the love of God use actual character development to make him despicable.

My 16 Points on the Banishment Arc:

God, these stories make me squirm. The first one I read, no logic whatsoever. For some reason, all of the rest followed exactly the same pattern.

1) Naruto actually manages to get Sasuke back in the Sasuke retrieval arc. Somehow.

2) Some non-existent civilian council decides to banish Naruto for his success??? Like I said, no logic. This is how bashing messes up a plot.

3) Tsunade does one of two things. Either she sits on her ass and lets the council do as they please concerning Naruto, or for some reason she hates him and wants to get rid of him . . . Alright. Yeah, yeah. Alternate Universe blah blah. If she has a reason to hate Naruto, who happens to be the only reason that she became the Gōdaime, it had better be pretty damn good. And if it's an Alternate Universe, then the author needs to explain how it differs from the Narutoverse. This should go without saying, but you'd be surprised.

4) Soon after Naruto's banishment is announced to the village, most of the retrieval team and their respective clans are in an uproar. They fight for him, but are blatantly ignored by the higher-ups. This part actually makes sense to me. This is a ninja-village. That means military-style rule, where orders and decrees are absolute unless revoked.

5) Just as Naruto is about to leave Konoha for good, Hinata Hyūga finally works up the courage to talk to him without fainting and explains that she wants to join him. This is usually for two reasons. Well, that I've seen anyway.

1) Hinata's father found out that the elders wanted to put the caged-bird seal on Hinata, so he ordered her to secretly leave with Naruto to wherever he was going.


2) Hinata's entire family hates her . . . Everyone. She is in danger of getting the Caged-Bird Seal and the love of her life is leaving forever. So naturally, she decides to join him.

6) No one has heard from Hinata or Naruto in years. The rest of the world heard of what the council decided in Naruto's banishment and effectively cut off trade from the Hidden Leaf.

These lands that participate in the embargo are usually Wave, Sand, Snow, the Crescent Islands, and a few others of the author's discretion. Well . . . any that the author has actually bothered to scrounge through Wikipedia to find.

The point is that no matter how devastating the consequences, the civilian council never seems to change their opinion regarding Naruto.

Again, this is how bashing destroys a plot.

7) The Leaf is in a bad position concerning their standing with the other hidden villages, and they've heard whispers of a rising power in the unexplored west (unexplored in the Narutoverse) called the Empire of the West.

Normally, this wouldn't have been such a big deal, except for the fact that no one's united the west in over a thousand years. So whatever warlord who did it has got to be rich and powerful and at least an able tactician, right?

So, the Leaf sends a bunch of delegates to the Empire to negotiate a treaty. Usually, it's a bunch of characters from the Konoha Twelve, a couple of the sensei, and possibly Jiraiya, Tsunade, or Danzō, all of whom are twisted beyond recognition with all of the bashing (except maybe Danzō).

8) The delegation is shocked to find that the Emperor of the Western Empire, an empire that somehow dwarfs the Elemental Nations, is Naruto! Usually, the meeting is punctuated by a confrontation of sorts in which a stupidly overpowered Naruto beats down whatever character the author feels like hating on.

For some reason, it always seems to be Sasuke or Kiba who just attack Naruto without provocation, despite the fact that the Hidden Leaf needs the alliance and attacking the emperor is the last way to get it.

But besides that, duh duh du-u-u-uh! Naruto has the Rinnegan! How? The explanations I've seen have varied from 'the Uzumaki's are the TRUE descendants of the Sage of Six Paths' to 'Naruto shoved a Sharingan eye into his conveniently empty eye-socket and it reacted with Uzumaki DNA to morph into the Rinnegan'.

For some reason, the authors never seem to focus on the origins or the significance of the Rinnegan, just the power. Personally, I think that it's a mistake to do so because the origins are actually quite interesting. I don't know, at least attach a mandate-of-heaven to the eyes or something. Make them more than just badass eyes.

AND, Naruto has the Kyūbi on his side. This tends to be a minor detail because these authors don't seem to know how to write a character as complicated as the Kyūbi. They also have to tendency to make the Kyūbi female . . . O_o

Now I know that there are plenty of fantastic stories that do that, but . . . have you guys ever heard that voice? All baritone and demonic? Fanfiction my ass, just keep him male.

9) MOST importantly, Hinata is revealed to be Naruto's wife and Empress of the Western Empire. Surprising, right? Seriously, they could at least try to make it less obvious.

10) The delegation leaves for Konoha incredibly shaken and discouraged, but some happen to be glad to see Naruto alive. These "normal" people include Rock Lee, Gai, the Ino-Shika-Chō trio and parents, Tenten, and a few others. For some reason, these authors seem to hate Kakashi, despite his very valid reasons for being a messed-up person. I get that bashing Kakashi feels very satisfying (as I am somewhat guilty of it myself, mainly due to Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart, which is a horrible, horrible story and fuck you if you like it), but these authors take it way too far.

Edit: Now that I've been a member of this website for three years, I take no pleasure in bashing and whenever I see it I have an overwhelming urge to flame the shit out of the story that bashed in the first place. Like, are you that fucking immature that you have to destroy a character to fulfill your own fantasies? For God's sake, grow the hell up.

11) Life gets bad in Konoha for the normal people. Due to high risks of war, the civilian council has ordered Sasuke Uchiha to take multiple wives and sire as many children as possible . . . For some reason, Sakura is okay with this.

Really? Really? Even her fangirl version was better than this, as she didn't want to share her Sasuke-kun with anyone else.

Obviously, Ino and Tenten don't take it very well when they are ordered to become a part of the Uchiha harem. Because the author is a basher and has made Sasuke far worse than his canon counterpart ever was.

12) Then, whoever the author has a soft-spot for (think Teuchi, Ayame, Iruka, Konohamaru and family, and the afore-mentioned Ino-Shika-Chō trio, possibly the Hyūga), all pack up and leave the village at Naruto's offer for sanctuary from the Hidden Leaf.

13) Konoha is in shambles after several of its most prominent clans leave.

This is one of the few good things portrayed in the Banishment stories. Hidden Villages do indeed fall apart when half their military power abandons them. Take a moment to think about this. We are in a perpetually hostile world, and we all live in the same village with only each other to depend on. Do you really think that the perpetually hostile world won't jump at the chance if half of us just abandoned the rest?

Dream on. Both groups would be crushed. However, one is spared because of Naruto's freaking god-like powers. Have I mentioned how much I hate Godlike!Naruto?

Well I do.

A lot.

14) Usually filled in with some fluff of Naruto and Hinata. Possibly a kid or two. This is the author's attempt at mushy goodness, though half the time it comes out horribly wrong. Granted, the authors of this kind of story are usually fifteen or below with very little life experience, so you've gotta give 'em credit for at least trying.

15) Naruto starts to manipulate Konoha into the worst political and economic situations possible with the help of the other villages, all of whom would love to see Konoha fall and who also don't want to piss off an overpowered Naruto.

16) Naruto gets bored and destroys Konoha in a spectacular fashion. Don't worry, this part's usually fun. I mean, come on. If you read a story like this all the way to completion, there's no way that you're not as sadistic as I am. That, or you're just really dedicated to reading.

Well, that's about it. What you should take away from this: I really hate bashing. Also, Banishment stories are possibly the stupidest cliché on the fandom.

On Banishment in general:

Okay, this has been bothering me for a while now. I've seen waaaay too many stories where Naruto gets banished for some stupid plot-point. There are several reasons this plot device ticks me off.

1) Naruto is a Jinchūriki. He is literally considered to be a living, breathing weapon of mass destruction by the higher-ups in the Hidden Leaf. Why the hell would they disarm themselves? They wouldn't. Doing so would pretty much be an invitation for all of the other Hidden Villages to attack at the first available opportunity.

See the problem?

Basically, why I'm trying to impress upon you is that no, Konoha is not run by total morons.

2) If there has to be a banishment, at least do a bit of work on the reason. Don't just be lazy and blurt out something like "Naruto hurt Sasuke!"


These are shinobi that are running the Leaf. Believe it or not, they do have functioning brains. They can actually look at a situation, like Naruto's fight with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, and deduce who is in the right.

In other words, which one of them is loyal.

So with this point, basically, the rest of the characters aren't idiots. Ninja aren't in the habit of getting rid of valued assets. Unless they (the council) have a legitimate ulterior motive to want him gone, then there shouldn't be a banishment.

And to be clear, the 'we want to take over Konoha' excuse isn't valid. With Konoha's jinchūriki out of the picture, the other villages have a green light to invade. There's no point in taking over a village if it's just going to be destroyed a few months later.

3) What's absolutely hilarious is that in most of these stories, Danzō of all people is the one who's instrumental in getting Naruto banished.

Danzō, the warmonger.

My God, people, have you lost your minds?! Why on earth would he get rid of the jinchūriki?! If anything, he'd keep Naruto under lock and key while he trained him in ROOT!

His villainy (and short-sightedness) aside, he's the last person to intentionally leave Konoha vulnerable.

On Naruto-Reads-Naruto Type Stories

The main plot involves several Naruto characters (not necessarily Naruto himself) being plucked out of time to watch or read about the struggles of our favorite hero. Who the characters are varies from story to story, but it seems that Team Minato, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Kushina usually end up being those primary characters.

Anyway, these seven people are all plucked out of time (the author can spout whatever crap about how the person who pulls it off is fate's ambassador, it honestly doesn't matter who he/she is to the story) and then they are shown a version of the Naruto saga.

That might sound a bit boring.

It is.

You have no idea. Not to mention the fact that the characters are butchered for certain plot devices to work. Ugh.

The better versions of this kind of story (as unbelievable as that may be) include Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo by xxHinaAngelxx (which I have been led to believe was the first of this type of story) and Naruto: Genesis of the Nindo by Bloody-Mad.

Be warned: everything tends to be a bit cut and dry.

I've been bored out of my mind by this kind of story. Good luck if you actually attempt to read it.

On Neglected-Naruto Stories:

First of all, there are several types of this story. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I don't even know them all, but I'll do my best to explain anyway.

1) Naruto is neglected by his parents in favor his sister.

I've seen this so much it's actually becoming cliché.

Which is sad. This is too horrible to be this common.

In these particular stories, Naruto's family is alive (meaning Kushina and Minato, obviously). Now the clincher is that either Naruto has a twin sister or a younger sister. Normally this would be a perfect set-up for a decent AU . . . if these authors had the slightest idea on how to realistically develop their characters.

Basically, in these stories, Kushina and Minato have the parenting expertise of a toddler and show blatant favoritism (which is a big no-no) for their other child over Naruto. That, and they have the biggest case of denial known to man. Anyway, while the author might do a half-way decent job in characterizing Naruto's subsequent depression at being ignored (don't count on it), they make Minato and Kushina act like complete idiots.

Not exactly my thing.

If I'm reading angst, it needs to at least make sense.

Minato and Kushina being bad parents? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No. Fuck that shit. They'd be the best parents ever.


If you ever write a story and the main character actually begins to feel sorry for himself, your audience will hate him (unless they're as immature as you). It's okay for the character to feel sorry for himself for a brief moment, but he sure as hell better snap out of it and get his head back in the game. Haven't we all seen anime where there's that one character who everyone hated solely because they were whiny and bratty? Now you want to go make Naruto like that? Are you out of your goddamn mind?

I mean, I don't get why some people write Naruto as a whiny little bitch. He's the complete fucking opposite. Sure, he's had his moments of sadness, but Naruto has the strongest goddamn spirit I've ever seen. Then these writers just go and trample all over that spirit so they can write their angst stories. -_-

Back to the point, the first of this kind of story was actually somewhat decent in quality, although the general angst plot remains questionable. It's called God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos.

2) The standard village-hates-Naruto story.

Meh. This one should be obvious. Just . . . don't. Please. Spare the fandom of this garbage.

Let me explain, though. What I mean is physical abuse. Do you really think that the Third Hokage would let Naruto be the punching bag of the entire village? I'm not talking about one kick or a swat to the back of the head. I'm talking about being beaten within an inch of his life by a goddamn mob. Yeah, no.

3) Naruto is hidden from his family in Whirlpool by Konoha in an attempt to keep their jinchūriki. So basically, Prince-of-Whirlpool stories.

There are several things wrong with this kind of story. First, bashing abound. Sasuke bashing, Sakura bashing, Kiba bashing, Konoha bashing, nonexistent Council bashing.

People, there are ways to structure a plot that involve no bashing.

The second point is the beginning. This is possibly the worst beginning in the entire fandom. A six-year-old (or younger) Naruto is running for his life from a mob of angry Konoha citizens who want to kill him because he's the Kyūbi, or some shit like that.

Let's take this apart piece by piece.

1) Naruto was barely ever physically abused as a child in canon. Iruka doesn't count in the slightest. That's a semi-dysfunctional student-teacher relationship.

2) The Sandaime made a law. Let me rephrase that. Konoha's military dictator made a law. If you think a bunch of civilians and/or shinobi would disobey their leader, converge into a mindless mob, start chasing kid!Naruto and not immediately be stopped by ANBU, you're a lost cause.

3) There are ANBU protecting Naruto because A) he's the jinchūriki, B) he's the living legacy of Minato Namikaze, not that any of them know the fact, and C) when it comes down to it, their loyalty to the Hokage is absolute. If he says 'jump', they ask 'how high?'. In other words, this is another reason why the mob plot-device is utter bullshit.

In fact, the general rule is that if a story starts off like this, I drop it then and there. And possibly leave a critical review in my wake.

The creator of this genre Lord Rahl Master of D'Hara with his story Naruto: Heir of Whirlpool. Only for those who can stomach bashing and a blatant rip-off of The Sword of Truth series.

On Self-Inserts

These are stories where the author creates character either entirely or partially based on themselves and inserts it into the Narutoverse. The plot-devices used for this genre include inter-dimensional tears, reincarnation, and a whole lot of other things that I can't think of off the top of my head. These stories seem to follow a specific pattern.

1) And . . . who are you? There is a little introductory phase which describes the life of the main character in our universe. This can take place either in real time or in memory, but it always seems to exist for the purpose of introducing the character.

2) Arrival. The second step is when the Self-Insert travels to the Narutoverse. They can find a way between worlds, die and be reincarnated, or even take over a canon character's body. This step isn't always there since some authors don't bother to explain, but it's certainly common.

3) Realization. This is the stage where they figure out that the world they're in . . . isn't the one they knew. O_O It can be pretty badass if the author does it properly.

4) Living life. The stories all deviate from here.

Some of the good Self-Insert authors I've come across include: Darkpetal16, Silver Queen, Nanosilver, ElectraSev5n, Vixen Tail, and XER9AF. They aren't the only good ones by any means, but they are among the best.

That being said, this genre has its own problems.

1) Mary Sue?

This is primarily caused by the fact that the self-insert was apparently a fan of the Naruto manga and knows everything there is to know, including names, personalities, hidden agendas, and generally things that they'd probably be killed for knowing. *cough* Uchiha Massacre *cough*

Anyway, knowledge is power. The stories with the self-inserts that immediately start off knowing everything are very susceptible to having their main character become a bit too perfect. Like, "Sasuke, don't kill Itachi! He's only trying to protect you!" and, "Everything's Danzō's fault!" Not in those exact words, obviously, but you get the idea.

Because they know everything, the self-inserts (who have conveniently trained to become shinobi) then go about trying to fix everything by themselves. There are, of course, many exceptions. But seriously, if you're gonna write a self-insert story, do NOT let it turn into a Mary Sue.

2) Naruto's mom

It's not a bad thing, really. It's something that I'll actually confess to enjoy reading. Anyway, the thing with these SI stories is that the vast majority of them have a woman or a girl as the main character. Why? I dunno. That's just the way it is.

Anyway, the women who get transported to the Narutoverse somehow end up caring for Naruto (out of pity or knowing who he is) to the point that they're pretty much considered his legal guardians.

But back to the point. The reason that this is being listed in the problem category for self-insert stories is because of how absurdly common they are. It's actually close to becoming cliché. The saving grace for this is that the writers usually know what they're doing.

3) Literal Self-Insert

These are written by kids who actually write themselves (as opposed to a made-up person from our universe) into their stories. Because they ARE their character, there is a noticeable lack of flaws (physical or otherwise) and any reviewer who dares to comment on the fact is aggressively told to go away and not to read if they have nothing nice to say.

To those of you who write self-inserts with all the flaws that a real person should possess, I congratulate you. You're better than the vast majority of your peers on this website.

On Journal Stories:

Pretty straightforward. A character gets a journal, fills it up with their thoughts.

This could go in any direction, and as usual, it depends on the author's skill and ability to convey emotion. These can center around any character, and can be pretty much any genre. Humor, angst, you name it.

One of the more prominent examples of this kind of story is Signed From: The Sand Siblings by The Kazekage of Suna. Actually, this author has a ton of other stories in this style as well. Check them out if you're interested.

On Pairings:

Okay, I understand people having personal preferences on which fictional characters they want to see together.

However, if a story is written well enough, it doesn't matter what the pairing is, so long as the romance itself is original and inspiring. And to be frank, I don't care what the pairing is (barring any and all incest and pedophiliac relationships, and no yaoi whatsoever). I'll read anything that I think is good.

And then there's the grand debate of Naruto/Hinata vs. Naruto/Sakura. People literally flame over this shit.

Let me make one thing absolutely clear: I don't give a fuck about which pairing you happen to like.

I read both of them, so long as the writing is of high enough quality. If you try to convince me why either one of these pairings is the "right" one, I'll start to subtly make fun of your intelligence (or lack thereof) in whatever conversation we happen to be having.

Seriously, this is FANFICTION. You know what that means? We get to take the characters created by Kishimoto and completely screw with their worlds and manipulate all kinds of circumstances. And more often than not, love is a product of circumstance. Heck, I've seen good stories that are Itachi/Sakura, and what made them good was the succession of carefully manipulated circumstances which led to the romance. If you can make that work, you can make anything work.

So basically, if you ever try to convince me that a pairing cannot happen because of something like "those characters never met" or "that character's a total bitch," I'll laugh in your face. Why? Because as a writer, I have the power to make those characters meet. I cannot stress this enough: FAN. FICTION. (Keep in mind, there are still writing standards. In no way do I excuse bad writing, and I apologize here and now for at one point being a truly awful writer.)

And if she actually happens to be a bitch, like, say, Tayuya, I can use this wonderful little tool called character development. It might be long and slow at times, but I could eventually develop Tayuya enough as a character to make her suitable for romance (because let's face it, she's probably not looking for anyone and with that attitude very few guys would be interested in the first place).

That's the thing, here. You start out with something relatively canon, then you take it and make it your own. And what's wrong with that? I applaud whenever I see others do it. It's freaking good writing.

But back to the point. Sakura vs. Hinata? Either girl works. But there had better be some goddamn character development in those lines, because pure smut does not a romance make.

As a little example, here are a few authors (and friends of mine) who are far more successful in writing romance than I: TayMor, FruitySmell, enchanted-nova, John Smith, and saradas.

They make me so jealous. >:(

And I'm pretty sure they've got an unfair advantage by being girls . . . (-_-)

Anyway, with any others pairings . . . Seriously, as long as the English is legible and the plot actually exists, I'll give the story a shot.

But there are some things I just won't read: incest, yaoi, and any pairing where the age difference is too much like Naruto/Tsunade or even Naruto/Anko. Also, I REFUSE to read pairings with underaged characters, mostly because I happen to have a younger sibling and the idea sickens me.

On Crossovers: I love crossovers. I really do. But I only really get into it if the worlds of the crossover can blend together fluidly.

For example, the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon) and the Elder Scrolls series (Skyrim). They both have a very similar medieval setting along with magic and elves and dragons and struggling empires. Another example of two compatible worlds to use for a crossover would be the Harry Potter novels and The Dresden Files novels. Both are urban fantasies and both have a wizard as the main character. Lots of possibilities there.

Oh, look at that. This is the perfect place for a story recommendation.

Dragons by Annonimous4862 is by far the best example of a crossover that I've ever seen. This one is basically putting Skyrim's Dragonborn character into the world of the Inheritance cycle. Incredible story.

Or, you could take the path less travelled and make a crossover with two worlds that have NOTHING in common.

For example, there's When Destiny burns by Master Dude the 21st which is a crossover between the Inheritance Cycle and Halo. It wouldn't sound like the best combination in the world, but this story blew my mind. It's proof that you can make anything work if you're a good enough writer.

Now what I don't like to see in crossovers? People taking a character they happen to like *cough* Naruto *cough* and using him to curb-stomp everyone in whatever different series they write him into.


I actually have fan art! Wow! I'm not nearly good enough to deserve it, but I'm still immensely grateful.

The wonderful Zenthisoror (who all of you should go check out right now, because she's one of the best writers on this entire goddamn site and she's woefully under-appreciated) drew a scene from 'New Dawn'. Admittedly, it was one of my favorite scenes of the story. XD

Here's the link:

And I have more fanart, even though I definitely don't deserve it. o.O

This was drawn on the iPad for 'Hands of Time' (I'll let you guys guess which scene) by the talented To Mockingbird.

Stories that I beta for which you should definitely check out:

Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy

You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.

Legend by Infamous Storm

He had no family, no talent, and a giant maniacal fox stuffed in his gut. He was a loser. Despite all this, Naruto Uzumaki had a dream, inspired by a goal. Nothing would stop him. He would go farther than the eye could see. For better...and for worse. AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity.

Uzumaki Treasure by Cassie's Bedlam

Time-Travel fic. She appeared out of nowhere, protected by the chakra of a fallen Uzumaki. Uzumaki Mito named her Takara as she was once treasured by an Uzumaki. Takara, who would become her dearest friend. Takara, who claims to remember nothing. Takara, who will change the shinobi world for the Uzumaki who treasured her. Takara with her pink hair and green eyes.

Swinging Pendulum by cyan96

The fabric of time and space is more delicate than one would imagine. Especially when seals are practically made to tear a hole in their workings. The traveler in question isn't exactly whopping for joy to be in the past. And five-year old Jiraiya certainly hadn't expected to stumble upon the enigma known as Uzumaki Naruto. Timetravel.

My Priest, My Son? by Grace of Hearts

Fifteen years ago, Naruto made an unsightly promise to Priestess Shion. The result of that promise came back to haunt him the day of his children's graduation from the academy, and stirs up trouble with his dream of becoming a shinobi. Meanwhile, dark forces from the past are stretching out over the ninja world once again. Could Naruto's priest-born son unconsciously be the cause?

(She deleted the story and won't return any of my PMs. :P It was a good story, though. If you wanna find it, just search for the name. She has it on another account.)

Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker: Tobirama's Trauma, Toka's revenge by Silverlight10243

Sequel to Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker. After his disastrous matchup regarding Toka and Izuna, Hashirama still isn't satisfied. So when the Uzumaki's requested a marriage alliance between the two villages, he gladly offered his brother up, of course, we all know, Tobirama isn't happy about it and Toka and Izuna are up for revenge. (Microfic & Crackfic) READ AND REVIEW XD

A Girl and a Mountain by Of Healing Love

Mulan wasn't supposed to be discovered as a woman in the Imperial Army. Her life wasn't supposed to be spared and she wasn't supposed to go home dishonored. Shan Yu wasn't supposed to survive the avalanche and he wasn't supposed to take over China. Clearly, fate had other plans for the two...and it all revolved around revenge, obsession, a girl and a mountain. LEMONS ON BLOG.

Blood Ties by Igornerd

It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all the other assholes. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too. Rating could change because of violence in future chapters.

Branches by To Mockingbird

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreck as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

You beta?

Yes, I beta for these people. However, I am not accepting any more requests. Nada. None. I'll review and point out a few things should you ask, but I'm not willing to be a beta for any more stories at the moment. Why? It's simple. I don't dedicate enough time to my own stories as it is. My readers can attest to this. You guys are probably screaming at me to update or something.

So forgive me if you ask me to be your beta and I end up refusing. It's not any fault of yours, it's my own utter lack of time-management skills. For example, as I write this, it's two in the morning and I should be in bed.

Stories that I'll never write:

1. When Jiraiya is brutally slaughtered by his former student, his soul doesn't follow the usual path. He knew that he was destined to train the Child of Prophecy, but he never expected to become the phantom-sensei to the Rikudō Sennin himself! Can the ghost of a Super-Pervert transform a scrawny teenage boy into a warrior without equal? Time-travel.

So . . . obviously time-travel. This just popped into my head one day when I was writing chapter 5 of The Clan Wars. If you like the idea, feel free to take it up. I just ask that you let me know so that I'll be able to read your story.

2. The war had ended, but so had the world... Just as Naruto was about to give in to his crushing despair, a certain giant fox intervened. What happens when a being of pure chakra decides to use it all? Let's just say that too much chakra isn't all that healthy for the fabric of time and space. Now, Naruto has to navigate the chaos of the Second Shinobi World War, all while he tries to wake Kurama from his slumber.

So again, time-travel . . . Have I mentioned that I'm a fan? Anyway, I chose this because I haven't seen a single 2nd World War time-travel story before (let me know if you find one?). Again, feel free to take this idea up if you like it, just notify me beforehand so I can read what you come up with.

Things that just tick me off:

1. People who drink and drive.

If you do this, you're a fucking moron and you deserve to be locked away for a very long time. I cannot emphasize enough how much I hate people who do this. Like, you wanna get drunk and be an idiot? Fine. But if you put other peoples' lives in danger while doing so, you can go ahead and burn in hell.

2. People who text and drive.

I bring this up because the majority of people on this website are teenagers.

Seriously. Chill. The text can fucking wait. Don't risk your car, your life, and someone else's life on some stupid message.

If you want so badly to text while driving, buy yourself a goddamn smart phone with voice command.

If you're desperate, pull the fuck over. I'm sure your bestie has vital information to share with you. (-_-)

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Or Die Trying by Miss Expendable reviews
Welcome to Jurassic World, a place where your safety is our number one concern. Safety isn't what concerns Marianne Randal on an island filled with ancient, misunderstood titans. Survival does. For the twenty thousand occupants of Jurassic World, it's survival of the fittest, and as stated some twenty-two years previous, life will find a way. Or it will die trying.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,539 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 1h - Published: 6/14 - [Owen, OC]
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,760 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 3,177 - Updated: 21h - Published: 3/22
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much. *NOW AVAILABLE IN SPANISH AND POLISH*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 163 - Words: 22,524 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 22h - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara
Shinobi: Team 7 by Gallyrat reviews
Naruto has always been a pretty average orphan. But when he enrolls in the Shinobi academy alongside Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke, he realizes that he is anything but ordinary. Massive AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,107 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Hunger by ReadingBlueWolf reviews
Owen's just trying his best to care for his girls, but he knows he's barely treading water—possibly red stained, mosasaurus infested water. Between people who can't stay away from the fence and those who expect him to follow their stupid commands, no wonder he can't see what Blue really needs. *Constructive Reviews Appreciated*
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/1 - Velociraptor, Owen
It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,150 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 6/15 - Owen, Indominus Rex
Revival by Galorya reviews
Owen Grady is about to make what he hopes isn't the dumbest decision of his life. The Certified Animal Behaviorist has just accepted a job back at the newly re-opened and revamped Jurassic World. The woman he loves will be there, as will the friends he left behind, but can Owen deal with the new executive changes that are meant to make Jurassic world "safe" again?
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,073 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 7/3 - OC, Claire, Owen
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 252,780 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
Pack Mentality by Feathers Apart reviews
Owen Grady, ex soldier and animal trainer receives an invite for a job opening at the legendary Jurassic World. Upon his arrival he learns that this job will put his handling skills to the test and require far more blood, sweat, and tears than he ever imagined.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,652 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/19 - Velociraptor, Owen
Forever Things by BLav527 reviews
Claire and Owen discover the little annoying things that make up forever.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25 - Claire, Owen - Complete
Hero by Choice by ScriptrixDraconum reviews
Book 2: Child of Akatosh. Champion of Meridia. I am Dragonborn, and I am not here by mistake. The gods have a plan for me – to fight the undead, and to save Skyrim from destruction. My name is Deborah, and I am a hero by choice. (Sequel to "Hero by Mistake". Modern-day insert/Language barrier/Game plots altered/Prior knowledge of game not required. Windhelm/Whiterun/High Hrothgar).
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 232,510 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Yrsarald Thrice-Pierced] Stenvar, Ingjard
Rip the Earth in Two with Your Mind by I am psycowriter reviews
Raising a pack of raptors was one thing. Finding himself in a mental bond with them was another. Being forcefully bonded with a pair of creatures that shouldn't even exist was so far out of the realm of possibilities Owen Grady had clung to that at this point he's not even sure what to do with himself. Oddly enough, Henry Wu is the only one not freaking out.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 6/25 - Velociraptor, Owen, Indominus Rex
At Second Glance by E3-FantasyandReality reviews
It wasn't love at first sight. At the second glance, however, she began to fall... undoubtedly so. [Set of drabbles and short-short chapters]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 1/17 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Of Intimate Caresses and Disintegrating Control by Vestina reviews
She never imagined falling for someone so unlike herself. Owen and Claire in the aftermath of Jurassic World. Oneshot.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24 - [Owen, Claire] - Complete
Child of Mine by Feliciraptor reviews
That fic where Alan Grant is Owen Grady's father . . . but doesn't know it yet.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/28 - Owen, A. Grant
Revolutionary by Lord Darkly reviews
In the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Leaf Village was left without it's Third Hokage. Now, thirteen years later, a very different shinobi world marks the landscape. In a land where mercy is weakness, and the balance of power grows ever more rigid, one Uchiha stands alone in his quest for recognition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,038 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Sasuke U., Danzō S.
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,642 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Windmill Turns Both Ways by Blaizekit reviews
12-year-old Naruto often dreams about the future, but when he is launched four years into it, not everything is as he envisioned. The Fourth World War is just around the corner, and Akatsuki is more dangerous than ever. But hiding and doing nothing has never been Naruto's style. To change the course of history, he searches for the truth about the future, and a way back to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 220,492 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Obito U./Tobi, Team Seven
The Twist of Fate by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,494 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Obito U./Tobi, Kushina U.
Personify by Dreams2Paper11 reviews
AU: Owen Grady is perhaps a bit more skilled at taming and handling animals than should be natural. It's nice, though–he's not sure he would be able to handle raising Velociraptors if it weren't for his abilities. Featuring Empathic!Owen and the Raptor Squad.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 7/15 - Velociraptor, Claire, Owen, Indominus Rex
Last Alarm-Book One by firemanjim reviews
An American Firefighter/Paramedic assigned to a private security team, gets caught up in the events leading to the Outbreak in Japan, and runs into a group of high school students and their school nurse along the way.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 647,033 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 2/6/2013
Accidental Imprint by Stygian Hazard reviews
The Indominus Rex didn't have anyone there for her growing up, which was why she grew up to be a monster. But what if someone had been there? Owen had just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hybrid dinosaur. When he got there, he was just in time to see two Indominus Rex eggs hatch. Now they've both imprinted on him. Only time will tell if this will change things.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,252 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 6/21 - Velociraptor, Owen, Indominus Rex
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,911 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
now, for the second act by WDW reviews
After his death at Pein's hands, Kakashi finally makes his peace with his father. But when he opens his eyes, he's thirteen again, armed with all the knowledge he has of the future and the skill set of a thirty year old ex-ANBU Commander. He's ready to save his precious people. Except, he's not the only one to make it back. [Team Minato time travel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,117 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 5/9 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U./Tobi
Lazy Love by existence555 reviews
Love doesn't get more dysfunctional than this. Then again, it doesn't get more passionate either. Drabbles in the life of Shikamaru and Temari, all different ratings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
When Destiny burns by Master Dude the 21st reviews
After a deliberate accident in an ancient Forerunner scheme, a young Spartan is left stranded in a world that he doesn't understand. He gets himself inadvertently bonded to a dragon, marking him as a pawn in a new conflict. He must fight for his life and overcome himself to gain allies in a world where absolutely nothing makes sense. What do you do when your purpose has died?
Crossover - Halo & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 451,711 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/16/2014 - OC, Eragon S., Arya
Imprint by Myrielle reviews
She is not supposed to be there when the Indominus Rex hatches. But she is the first thing it sees when the shell breaks. She never wanted to be a mother. Suddenly, she is.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,012 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/20 - [Claire, Owen] Indominus Rex
One hour that changed everything by InfiniteDragon reviews
What's an hour, more or less? In the case of Konoha, an hour means everything. An alternate timeline, in which Minato still sealed the Kyuubi inside his newborn son, but in which the Demon Fox had one- just one- more hour to destroy Konoha. NaruSakuIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 329,396 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.]
Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 2: Sean Wins by a Nose by High Plains Drifter reviews
The continuing adventures of not Ned trying to bring a little peace and sanity to the Seven Kingdoms. Sean's accomplished Step One; and for better or worse, Stannis now sits the Iron Throne. Unfortunately, the King's brother Renly wants Westeros for himself and he's got more than enough swords to do it. What can the actor from Sheffield do to keep the realm from splitting assunder?
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,322 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S.
Mad World by Jeralee reviews
Set 5 years before the events of Jurassic World. An intern arrives at the park to work closely with Owen and his raptors with the ulterior motive to sabotage the park from within. Owen x OC
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,358 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 6/14 - [Owen, OC]
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Timetravel. PowerfulObito. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,205 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 4/2 - Obito U./Tobi
Thunderstorms, T-Rex, and Tequila by Mackenzie L reviews
Claire would never understand how ten combined years of ivy league and grad school couldn't prepare her for this moment. And even more, she'd never believe that over half a million dollars worth of education didn't keep her from saying yes. / The serendipitous story of Owen and Claire's first and only date. (Multi-chapter)
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,153 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 6/16 - [Claire, Owen]
Lady Stark by Jpena reviews
"I don't understand father?" She said with a puzzled brow. "Baratheon is to marry one of the Tully girls." Cersei felt such anger toward her father. "What am I to make of this father?" "You are to marry Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell."
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 125,951 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Eddard S., Cersei L.
Second First Date by TheNoodleIncident reviews
[Post Jurassic World] After saving each others' lives and watching dinosaurs fight to the death, Claire decides to give Owen a second chance at a first date. Two-shot, Claire/Owen. Rated for sexual themes and Owen's potty mouth. Might just be sweet enough to give you cavities.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/19 - [Owen, Claire] - Complete
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,290 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
Boundaries by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Blue doesn't know where they are.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,362 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 6/20 - Owen, Velociraptor - Complete
Snowfall by Ruinous Crow reviews
He bled out on the snowy grounds of the Night's Watch, not expecting to wake again. But he did wake, and it was not in the forlorn outreaches of the Wall, but back at Winterfell, where King Robert Baratheon was a day's ride away… Old Nan had always warned against changing fate, but how can Jon refuse a chance to prevent the game of thrones?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,451 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
Actions and Words by Ekusukallybaa reviews
In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,224 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Team Hawk, Indara
War of Westeros by Xboxplayer-12 reviews
Three Assassins arrive in a world unknown to them. All of them were born centuries apart, and they do not know what has become of the world they knew. All seems well in this new world, until they uncover the unrest and presence of the Templars. Soon, the war between Assassins and Templars will bring more destruction upon a land ravaged by a war of five kings.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 6/4
Dynasty of Wolves by HardBoiled reviews
AU. What if Ned Stark was named king instead of Robert Baratheon? How much would it change him and his family? If they are to keep the Iron Throne they must become a Dynasty of Wolves.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,020 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/11/2012
An Indominus Imprint by Marutectz552 reviews
You give life a chance to survive, it shall and it always will find a way. Let when life itself creates monsters, it takes more then survival to survive them and sometimes it takes a man to know a monster. However even monsters will feel, so the question becomes for not monsters to survive but do they feel as one who learns. A man knows a monster yet does a monster know a man?
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 93,266 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 6/16
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 286,427 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
In which by Burai Stelar reviews
Drabbles that will never become full on stories. AU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 6/12/2014
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,125 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Dragonsoul by Iron Stag reviews
Skyrim is rebuilding after the events of the Draugr war, and everything seems to be improving. But when the Emperor is mysteriously murdered, Lords and Nobles squabble over rule of the Empire and who will sit on the Dragon Throne. Meanwhile, an organization of Elven overlords weave the strings to bring about the fall of the Empire, and a new age. *Sequel to "Dragonfire"*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 168,675 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana] Miraak, Hermaeus Mora
A Spartan in Westeros (Game of Thrones X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeroes. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind-from both humanity's demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,514 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Eddard S., Tyrion L.
The Girl Who Spun Through Time by Ser Serendipity reviews
The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hinata H.
An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,049 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Looking Glass by Random Flyer reviews
AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,268 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,822 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
The Song of Builders by jojobevco reviews
Chief Auror Harry Potter fights a dragon in Hogwarts and the impossible happens. Years later, Westeros is much the same, but a little smarter, and a place where honor means something. The players of the Game realize they are pawns when the Builders raise their Fist and strike. This is the Song of Builders, a song that is millennia in the making. Story starts at the end of "Baelor."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,755 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/28 - Harry P., N. Tonks
What the Snowman Learned About Love by Lila2 reviews
After the island, Claire and Owen have to move on. It helps that they imprint on each other.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/23 - Claire, Owen
Intelligence by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Owen knew that raptors were smart, but it wasn't until one month after the incident with Indominus that he realize they were geniuses.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/23 - Velociraptor, Owen - Complete
The Timeless Value of a Mended Friend by Green Tea Bubbles reviews
A twist on the usual Team 7 time travel. All three are granted a second chance, back as babies in the same timeline. Except none of them know that the others are back too and all three have different plans for the future. Sakura wants to prevent a war. Sasuke wants to start one. And Naruto? He just wants Team 7 back, and maybe he'll even save Konoha in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 126,218 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Team Seven
Stick Together by MintToy reviews
Claire and Owen decide to stick it out. - Post Jurassic World.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/22 - Claire, Owen - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
The New Guy by QueenPersephoneofHades reviews
Owen's way of handling the raptors can be a little... shocking, to people who haven't seen it before. Raptor Squad shenanigans.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/21 - Velociraptor, Owen - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,550 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
5 times Owen and Claire should've had a talk about serious things by ksx244 reviews
5 times Owen and Claire should've had a serious talk about serious things - the first date, the island, moving in, jobs, and therapy. this is what happens when i mix the 5 times meme, the 3 sentence fic meme, and my headcanons. (there doesn't seem to be a jurassic world category, so it's here instead)
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21 - [Claire, Owen] - Complete
Fragile Little Bones by RorschachZodiac reviews
The little human batted her hand at the alpha Velociraptor's nose. So small. So weak. But she would grow, and the raptor pack would teach her how to be one of them.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,310 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Velociraptor, OC
Across the Island by mrs.captrogers reviews
Blue thinks of Owen as her father, and she will go through hell and back to get his approval. Jurassic World Fic. Very implied Claire x Owen. -My first fic for this fandom, but I'm obsessed so I couldn't help myself
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20 - Complete
Respect and Bonds by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
What if the Management Team of Jurassic World realized the Indominus Rex must be tamed after she ate her sibling? What if Owen was tasked to train the new hybrid alongside with his raptors? Claire may not like it, but she would never know how drastic her future had changed.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/18 - Claire, Owen
First Name Basis by heaven'sgirl reviews
[One-shot] He didn't understand why she insisted on calling him "Mr. Grady." Set before the events of Jurassic World.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19 - [Claire, Owen] - Complete
we build then we break by nedlovesyou reviews
Claire shares a memory with Owen. Drabble. Established Claire/Owen.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/18 - Claire, Owen
to travel an unknown road by wild wolf free17 reviews
"You named them?" Wu asks incredulously as Owen shows them around the first enclosure, their little room in the lab.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/17 - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,566 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/30/2014
A Special Bond by trustpixiedust reviews
"Owen Grady was being attacked by raptors. And he was enjoying it." Who knew that dinosaurs loved cookies so much, and who knew that Owen could love his raptors so much?
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/17 - Velociraptor, Owen - Complete
The Learning Curve by TheSilverArgents reviews
They've started to memorize each other.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/15 - [Claire, Owen] - Complete
Follow the Flare by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Always take good care of Rexy, and keep a flare handy. When things go bad with the animals, all you'll have to do is show her where the problem is, and Rexy will take care of it." A one-shot between Claire Dearing and our most beloved Rexy. Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/15 - T Rex, Claire - Complete
Alpha Alone by CrapMonsterDuchess reviews
A brief epilogue/after credits to conclude an already fantastic movie. In the aftermath of Jurassic World, a raptor without her pack reflects on what it means to be an Alpha, and the memories that had brought her to this point in time.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15 - Velociraptor - Complete
Jurassic World: Pack Blue by Lung Tien Lien reviews
For Blue, only one power proved stronger than body and blood. (Written for 'The Hostile Takeover' forum's "Family" Theme Writing Challenge. Rated "T" for moderate blood and gore.)
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/14 - Velociraptor, Owen - Complete
Radiant Nights by JMenace reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 1/13 - [Naruto U., Kaguya O.]
Blue by Bestbuds55 reviews
Owen had lived through the traumatic events for the hand designed killing machine of a dinosaur; watched the close of the park and then ultimately decided that he shouldn't leave. He still had some family left to take care of.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/12 - Velociraptor, Owen - Complete
Lost and Found by matchaball reviews
We could meet a thousand different ways in a thousand different times but I'll always know I'll find you. NaruHina AU drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,418 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 4/13 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Seasons of Love by twerkaholic reviews
high school au/naruhina. He decided to give up on her, watching her for four seasons; never acting up on his feelings. On his junior year of high school, an unexpected fall brings the lonely heiress and him together. Slowly bringing her out of her shell, he gives her the opportunity to change the last two years of her life. And maybe, just maybe, he fell in love while doing so. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 6/7 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Return to Innocence by WDW reviews
The Akatsuki gets regressed to the age they made their first kill. Tsunade doesn't know what to do with the motley group of children that has just showed up at Konoha's gates, led by a long deceased Konoha chuunin and a couple of orphans she vaguely remembers from Ame.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 6/6 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi, Konan, Akatsuki
Signed: From The Sand Siblings by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
Sequel to: "Signed From: Your Not So Loyal Author" After Gaara having his journal violated by his siblings, they all agreed it was time to have a family journal...and you could say that this idea may not have been the best...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro
No Genin Left Behind by JMenace reviews
Sasuke finds his name in a bingo book next to the word genin. Naruto realizes he shares a rank with his son. Gaara wants a vacation. This year's chunin exams are going to be rough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/5
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 357,167 - Reviews: 4389 - Favs: 5,310 - Follows: 5,090 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The House of Elendil by EricDal reviews
Across the Sunset Sea, they come. Nine ships and three lords and one white tree. Elendil the Tall and his people have come out of the fall of Numenor to the shores of Westeros, and now they join the Game of Thrones. They must win or die. Rated M for violence, mature language and content.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 191,548 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 6/15/2012
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
The Bride of the Death God by caledon reviews
AU. A plague descended upon the village, and to appease the God of Death they offered him a bride as a sacrifice.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,866 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.]
To The Thunder by Menamebephil reviews
Chief Hakoda finds himself in the unenviable position of having to marry off one of his children. No War AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Azula, Sokka, Zuko, Mai
In The Shadows by wentworth360 reviews
AU ... A modern origin story
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 183,562 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 5,113 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Fire Rebirth by Nanosilver reviews
Obsolete, read Feathered Sanguine for Rewrite. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,029 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Madara U., Kagami U.
Blood Ties by Igornerd reviews
It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too. Rating could change because of violence in future chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,065 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Minato Namikaze by Tobee reviews
Twelve years ago, a Nine-Tailed Fox suddenly appeared. Its tails lashed out, smashing mountains and sending tidal waves to the shores. The ninja rose up to defend their village. One shinobi faced the Kyuubi in mortal combat. He sacrificed his life to seal it in a human body. This ninja was known as the Fourth Hokage. Time!Travel Self!Insert Reincarnated/Reborn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/16 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Orochimaru, Madara U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14065 - Favs: 17,333 - Follows: 14,828 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Trust by chickypeg reviews
She didn't trust him and he didn't love her. But they were married. Sasuke/Sakura, may have other couples. Rated 'M' just in case. Contains spoilers up to the end of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,304 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,728 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
These Old Roads by The King in White reviews
Thorin Oakenshield follows his sister-sons into death, bitterly cursing the mistakes of his long life. Then he wakes up, and he is young again (and again, and again) as the desolation of a dragon comes. "Am I cursed?"
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,465 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Thorin
Naruto: The Darkest of Heroes by Scissorman1985 reviews
Born of demonic lineage, Naruto is the perfect host for The Kyuubi. Introverted, cunning, and ruthless, his impressive control over the beast's chakra and his own bloodline-limit will make him a force to be respected and feared. Can someone like him bring hope to a world on the brink?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,769 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U.
The Atrophy and Redemption of Uchiha Sasuke by Awsaya reviews
Imprisoned and alone after the war, he was forever resigned to an avenger's peril, but she stretched out her hand, and suddenly the truth split through the darkness of his scarlet irises, and she became alight in his redemption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,400 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Gentleman of Weapons by Menamebephil reviews
AU: In a different world, can a mysterious and ancient Order possibly defeat a ruthless Fire Lord? No. They're utterly screwed, actually.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 140,110 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Piandao, Azula
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
The Roman Empire by TheButterflyComposer reviews
The Scipii never wished to be anything more than faithful servants of Rome. Unfortunately, the Senate didn't see it that way... First Book in series of three.
Total War series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/14 - Complete
Running in the Shadows by Igornerd reviews
In a world of science, advanced technology and cyberspace hackers, powerful corporations control the world. Deciding the fates of masses that inhabit the urban sprawls. Yet in the corners of society, the ostracized live their lives in secret, running in the shadows. AU. Rated T for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,348 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Naruto U.
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,830 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Voice by TingedAutumn reviews
it's his voice that reels her in, every time. narusaku / future-fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eyes of the Beholder by E3-FantasyandReality reviews
Power, when utilized to the fullest, can grant many possibilities unbeknownst to man. He has already defied the laws of time to save the world. All that's left is to alter fate to forge a peaceful future. By denying his comrades of his true past, he hopes to present them a better tomorrow. Stronger!Kakashi [Time-travel!fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U./Tobi
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30343 - Favs: 16,735 - Follows: 14,588 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sacrifices by Kimberly T reviews
Takes place post-series. The war is over, and everyone's doing just fine… Until tragedy strikes, it is revealed that in fact things are far from fine, and people have to make hard choices. Starts with canon relationships, but will slowly evolve to Zutara. Chapter 14: Put to the Test
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 195,258 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Zuko, Katara, Sokka, Aang
The Mistakes That He Made by SimplyUnmistakable reviews
AU Something goes wrong with the Moon Plan and Obito is thrown back in time, back in his twelve years old body. It's another chance, but a chance to rethink your decisions doesn't mean you'll end up making the good ones. Obito/Rin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 77,953 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - [Obito U./Tobi, Rin] Kakashi H.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 4,372 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
A Lotus Blossom by xoBrandyxo123 reviews
Au: An arranged marriage between a highly bred Mulan, and a roughly raised Shang.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Mulan, Shang
Immutare by Avelona-and-Sally reviews
We know that if Hinata goes back in time, her main goal is Naruto's happiness. Now how about a Naruto whose primary reason for being back in time is Hinata? One who doesn't really care to act like his usual dead-last self, and who certainly doesn't have qualms about using makeout sessions as positive reinforcement. NaruHina, time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,891 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Perspective by Supercar reviews
Sasuke Uchiha was not a pervert. It was his job to watch over the Hyuga girl.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker: Tobirama's Trauma, Toka's revenge by Silverlight10243 reviews
Sequel to Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker. After his disastrous matchup regarding Toka and Izuna, Hashirama still isn't satisfied. So when the Uzumaki's requested a marriage alliance between the two villages, he gladly offered his brother up, of course, we all know, Tobirama isn't happy about it and Toka and Izuna are up for revenge. (Microfic, Unfettered Crack, Sitcom)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 19,558 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Tōka S., Mito U.
Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 1: Sean Lends a Hand by High Plains Drifter reviews
After a hard night's celebrating at the cast and crew party for the end of filming Season One of Game of Thrones, Sean wakes up to discover he's not in Kansas anymore. January 31, 2015 - The Rewrite is complete. The most significant additions are to the first and last chapters as well as the new POV chapters for Cat (4), Roose (6 & 24), Robb (8), and Arya (11 & 20). Cheers!
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,005 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S. - Complete
Naruto: Roguelike by solartai reviews
For those who like videogamer!Naruto fics to be on the more hardcore side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan by Ekusukallybaa reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein
A Girl and a Mountain by Of Healing Love reviews
Mulan wasn't supposed to be discovered as a woman in the Imperial Army. Her life wasn't supposed to be spared and she wasn't supposed to go home dishonored. Shan Yu wasn't supposed to survive the avalanche and he wasn't supposed to take over China. Clearly, fate had other plans for the two...and it all revolved around revenge, obsession, a girl and a mountain. Implied rape.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Mulan, Shan-Yu
Fate's Allotter by Kist reviews
Sakura had been standing next to her cousin, smiling carelessly, but then the world shifted, and blink, she was gone. Flung back into the middle of the Third Shinobi War and armed with only a kunai and a hair-clip, she makes her stand. It's not about what she did in the past, but rather what she didn't do. Action, adventure, and a slow, burning romance. See inside for pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,966 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Sakura H., Minato N.] Naruto U., Itachi U.
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,207 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unmasked by Irish Luck 19 reviews
Still hunted by the Gotham police force a year after Dent's death, Batman's luck takes a turn for the worst when one of MCU's forensic scientists makes bringing him to justice her top priority.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,806 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Thank you, Sakura-chan by tricksie reviews
Bloodied but victorious, Naruto looked up to see his two teammates beaming at each other. It looked like they had found love. Then he knew it was finally the end. He smiled weakly as she tended his wounds. It was okay, he wanted it for them too. Yet Naruto also knew the ache that had settled in his chest would never be healed. But sometimes, the end is only just the beginning. NS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen by Schwep reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 4,919 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
The pretty lady that lives in my house by SpringFairy reviews
When Hiruzen warned him about the many responsibilities he'd have to take; the thought never crossed his mind that one day he would have to share his roof with an exotic red-headed female Jinchuuriki. The yondaime's reckless attempts to stay under control with her around are harder than it seems, even when she threatens to shove a kunai up his ass. [MinaKushi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,540 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Minato N., Kushina U.
A Different Godaime by Igornerd reviews
Things went differently during the night of the sealing. Ten years later, Naruto Uzumaki is at it again... One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Different Legend by Infamous Storm reviews
Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,908 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Cold waters by erimies reviews
Life was always dangerous when you had inherited a doujutsu. Especially if you happened to be born to an unwed mother far away from the lands of your father. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 416 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 5,356 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Tapestry of the Feathered Robe by Belletrist Word Salad reviews
Before there was Naruto Uzumaki of Mount Oinari, there was Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki of Mount Hōrai... The life and times of the man renowned as the first God of Shinobi. Pre-Pilot, Pre-True Tale. Leitmotif: Room of Angel (Silent Hill 4: The Room soundtrack)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Hagoromo Ō, Shinju, Kaguya O. - Complete
One Big Uzumaki Family by John Smith reviews
A set of drabbles revolving around Naruto, Sakura, and their children. It turns out that, when the war ends, these two get busy. Real busy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,925 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,453 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional Travel. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 330,996 - Reviews: 4095 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 177,817 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 4,023 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Knight of the Sun by Sayle reviews
When Naruto finds himself in the land of Drangleic every time he sleeps, it doesn't take long to realise it is horribly real. Unsure of why he goes there and struggling to progress in a world where death is an inconvenience, it will be a test for his will to succeed the likes of which the Academy Student has never faced before. He cannot come through the crucible unchanged.
Crossover - Naruto & Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,793 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin U. - Complete
Her Smile, His Sanctuary by TransientFireworks reviews
She smiled, the same smile since their academy days, the one that would never change, the one that made her who she was. NaruSaku [One-Shot: Image by LadyGT in Deviantart]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Know Why the Free Bird Flies by Zenthisoror reviews
It's the end of a journey. As one ends, another, of course, begins. A young man spreads his wings to taste real freedom at last. (Spoilers Chapter 699/700 - Published to celebrate the end of Naruto manga)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Avatar Drabbles: Missing Moments by Kimberly T reviews
100-word glimpses of missing scenes and off-screen moments within the series. Moment #43: The Man Who Knew Too Much
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Nothing Lasts Forever by QueenPersephoneofHades reviews
No matter how much we might want it to, nothing remains the same for long. All we can do is hold on as hard as we can and hope for the best. Tumblr Waava Week.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Wan, Raava] Mula - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 7742 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction? / On Hiatus/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 5,165 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Absolution by The Part-Timer reviews
She never intended to give birth to a bastard child, but she did. At least now she wouldn't be alone. Hinata-centric. Will be continued if the prologue receives feedback.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,163 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014
Reaching for Higher Ground by Kira Mackey reviews
Nearly six years after Snowpoint, Aldric is recruited by a young explorer to lead a rag-tag team into Blackreach. Deep underground, he encounters danger, death, and a face he'd never thought he'd see again. Will his life become more broken than it already is, or will he start a new one? [Book 2 of Bounty trilogy]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,638 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC
Team 7: A Retelling by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,190 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Blood-Red Eyes by To Mockingbird reviews
One year can make a world of difference to the heart of a broken child. [In which Sasuke graduates early and becomes Kakashi's apprentice.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 4,505 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Guardian by minatochan2 reviews
The war takes a turn for the worst when Naruto is forced to protect a group of rebels intent on destroying Konoha. Suspicious and strict, everything is more convenient when the leader happens to be an alternate version your father. What could have been had Minato not become the Fourth Hokage but someone very different... A.U-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,122 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
Third Eye Trouble by FruitySmell reviews
[DISCONTINUED] AU. In his last year of high school, Hyuuga Neji never thought he'd be tasked to babysit his cousin by his rather strict uncle, gain a lot of annoying friends, and possibly fall for a ghost girl who has no idea who she is or how she even got there in the first place. But hey, that's high school, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,784 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Neji H., Tenten] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
The Confession by TayMor reviews
Fifteen years is a long time to silently love someone. But tomato seeds are the final straw, and Sasuke can't stop himself. But then what happens after isn't what he'd have ever expected! Dedicated to my Most Faithful Reviewer: Deidaramaddie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,990 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Full Circle by GaleSynch reviews
AR: A circle has no end, war and hate had no end either; Sasuke and Naruto embodied the never-ending sequence. So why was it so much of a surprise when the clan heirs found themselves in the bodies of infants in two different, warring clans in the time before Konoha's birth, and at the start of everything? NaruSasu/FemSasu. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,752 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U.] Hashirama S.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3393 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 7,153 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 6,240 - Follows: 7,752 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sai's Library by Zenthisoror reviews
Sai's collection of self-help books has expanded since the War, but who are all these strange midnight visitors so desperate to get at his shelf? Rumours are flying that an ex-Konoha ninja with a penchant for self-improvement disguised precious research as a self-help manual. As editors and enemy ninjas descend on Konoha, will Sai be able to finish reading his new book?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Sai, Sasuke U.
Sight by cywscross reviews
Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 6,740 - Follows: 6,388 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ichigo K.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 6,468 - Follows: 7,981 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Hero by Mistake by ScriptrixDraconum reviews
Book 1: Bioarchaeologist. Professor. My name is Deborah, and I am not supposed to be here. I fell into a cave, hit my head, and woke up in a world with swords, barbarians, and magic. I'm lost and not understood, and my only friend has a penchant for blood warpaint. (Modern insert/Complete language barrier/Game plots altered/Prior knowledge of game not required.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 211,647 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio, Stenvar, Yrsarald Thrice-Pierced - Complete
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes, simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Despite so, Kakashi promises to never stop trying. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 91,489 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H.
My Red Plum Blossom by The Smiling Angel reviews
When Senju Hashirama first met his wife-to-be, he put a brave smile on his face and welcomed her. When Uzumaki Mito first saw her husband-to-be, she promptly left in search of another spouse. A series of one-shots and drabbles of their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Hashirama S., Mito U.]
The Princess and the Tower: an Idiot's Guide to Getting a Date by Ser Serendipity reviews
Naruto suffers, Hinata sleeps, Hiashi smiles, and nothing is as it seems. Semi-crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Final Story by AlmostElectric reviews
"Hello Naruto. I am the Server. Welcome to the Story; a pleasant realm of make-believe for our conquered subjects to play in. Our grand game for all mankind." Co-written with Zenthisoror. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Naruto U.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Ambivalence by Nalei reviews
Konohagakure turns on Uzushiogakure during the Third Shinobi World War, deeming them as a threat because of their formidable fūinjutsu. Kushina, a young, newly promoted captain of a dropout scouting squad due to the shortage of war potential, is captured by a certain blond deep within enemy territory. And if it wasn't bad enough already - she's falling for this idiot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,307 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Kushina U., Minato N.]
Dancing Leaves by skyisthelimit reviews
No matter the era, the leaves will flutter as they fall, marking the trials of a village, the blooming of a woman, and the growth of a boy in to a man, a man who will eventually earn the title Fire Shadow. Pre-Naruto. MinaKush.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,602 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Fourteen years later, Legendary Elite Jounin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team. Prompt taken from Ekusukallybaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,854 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Team Seven
The Sage's Mind Wandering Adventure by Zenthisoror reviews
The Sage of the Six Paths had planned his Grand Entrance to perfection. That plan had not involved arriving early and getting lost on the outer perimeters of Naruto and Sasuke's Minds. Since neither Mind wants to die any time soon, guides have been sent to help the Sage get back on schedule. (Spoilers post-Chapter 669, a vaguely surreal meandering tour, borders on crack)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,403 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Hagoromo Ō, Kyuubi/Kurama, Orochimaru - Complete
Dragon at Heart by Identical Gemini reviews
AU. Prince Zuko quits his hunt for Aang to look for his mother instead, but when the reunion with Ursa doesn't go well, Zuko goes through a metamorphosis to find a new path. Meanwhile, Gaang are forced to realize the world isn't black 'n white. Dragons, friendships and major changes to plot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 223,749 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Zuko
Obito by Nisroc Chico reviews
For sixteen years Obito has been paying the price for his past mistakes. He has been held back from making up for his past deeds and before he, once again, gives up with hope, Naruto, the Sixth Hokage, gives him a team of his own to lead. Unfortunately for Obito, the new Genin are the children of his former enemies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi, OC
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
The Divine Champion: Dragonbreak by PhantomX0990 reviews
Alduin the World Eater has returned to finish what began centuries ago, only now there are no Dragonborn to stand in his way; save for one... The god of men must become man once more to reclaim his glory and stop Alduin once and for all. It is time for Talos to return to Tamriel.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,622 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Delphine
Tales of Babysitting Uchiha Itachi by PyrothTenka reviews
Or: Why you should never leave Uzumaki Kushina alone with little prodigy ninjas. Series of drabbles. (Rated T because violence is just a part of writing ninjas.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Itachi U., Kushina U.
The Sharingan Fairy by Kyong Kybis reviews
Once upon a time, his mother told him how the Uchiha get their Sharingan: the Sharingan Fairy. After he has lost everything that night, he has all but forgotten about her. However, when his classmates suddenly show worrying tendencies of possessing the Sharingan themselves, Sasuke has no choice but to figure out why the hell she has decided to visit them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Danzō S.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
The Kingdom by The King in White reviews
Hashirama slays Madara in the Valley of the End. Generations later Namikaze Naruko is the beloved only child of the legendary Yondaime Hokage, and best friend of one Uchiha Sasuke. But a brighter Konoha has farther to fall, and enemies thirst for blood in the shadows. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 164 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
But I AM Madara! by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,345 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Strawberry Shortcake by Arasia reviews
Everyday, he came in and ordered a cup of black coffee and a slice of strawberry shortcake. And everyday, he only ate the strawberry and left the cake untouched.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Wheels Keep On Turning by Kolbie Ru-Ru reviews
"Heh. Pervy Sage wasn't kidding; you really are like a little me." Wherein Naruto (un)officially adopts Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan as his students, and the world becomes a strange place. Time travel/AU. No Pairings. Not to be taken too seriously. Flashfic. [Temporary Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Konan, Nagato, Yahiko
Son of the Western Sea by Mac Ceallach reviews
All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Athena
Serenade by Poppy Grave Dreams reviews
The epic romance of Sakura and Sai. Or, maybe not.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sakura H., Sai
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Secrets by The Part-Timer reviews
Kushina has two secrets. One was the Kyuubi. The other was something much, much worse. And then Minato came along and loved her anyway. MinatoxKushina, SLIGHT AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Uzumaki Treasure by Cassie's Bedlam reviews
Time-Travel fic. She appeared out of nowhere, protected by the chakra of a fallen Uzumaki. Uzumaki Mito named her Takara as she was once treasured by an Uzumaki. Takara, who would become her dearest friend. Takara, who claims to remember nothing. Takara, who will change the shinobi world for the Uzumaki who treasured her. Takara with her pink hair and green eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,045 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sakura H., Mito U.
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,292 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
Swinging Pendulum by cyan96 reviews
The fabric of time and space is more delicate than one would imagine, especially when seals are practically made to tear a hole in their workings. The traveller in question isn't exactly whooping for joy to be in the past. And five-year old Jiraiya certainly hadn't expected to stumble upon the enigma known as Uzumaki Naruto. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,777 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
War on the Waking by minatochan2 reviews
Wars cannot be waged without an objective. What's Minato's? Well, having Naruto awake would be nice... Sequel to "Three Ways to Wake a Naruto". Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke by AlmostElectric reviews
And the tale that succeeds his captivity. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forbidden Jutsu by Lord Darkly reviews
The Shadow Clone Technique was forbidden for a reason. On that night against Mizuki, Naruto summoned up more clones than the Jutsu was ever designed for. It is little wonder then, that of those dozens of clones, one of them turned out a little... different.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2014
Through the Hourglass by TimeKeeper21 reviews
Who would have guessed that the hyperactive blond would have turned into that. Time-travel, No yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
One Chance by chica blanca reviews
Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,731 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sasuke U.
Uchiha Madara by Nisroc Chico reviews
His master plan for a perfect world had been shattered ten years ago. He struggles to survive with only the clothes on his back. He's broken, with no more dreams nor ambition to give him any meaning. But is this really the end of Uchiha Madara? (Second Chances Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Madara U., OC
Naruto Haiku by Ser Serendipity reviews
Naruto Haiku/Characters, Nations, Jutsu/All may be found here
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 49 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014
Dragonfire by Iron Stag reviews
The Draugr have invaded Skyrim led by Konahrik, who has awoken from slumber and seeks to exact revenge upon the bane of his master, while the Dragonborn has been missing for years. Follow as a Legionnaire leads a group of hopeless survivors to Solitude. A Legate is trapped inside a fort with his men, left to starve. And an everlasting search for the Dragonborn commences. (MostlyOC)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 124,136 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana, Hermaeus Mora - Complete
The True Tale of Naruto Uzumaki by Belletrist Word Salad reviews
The Naruto Uzumaki of Konoha has become a walking shadow, a poor player who frets and struts on the manga page, his growth stunted in a tale that has become all sound and fury, signifying nothing. But what of the Naruto Uzumaki of Mount Oinari, whose potential is greatly unmined? [Pilot-verse, canon and apocryphal elements, all pairing types possible] Leitmotif: Life in Technicolor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Fool's Gold by labyrinths reviews
"They said you might have been king and are a fool to have refused a crown," she said, making him frown. AU: Cersei marries Ned Stark.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,187 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Cersei L., Eddard S./Ned - Complete
Rights of Succession by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Six months after Orochimaru's appointment to the position of Fourth Hokage, a certain man discovers the horrifying truth behind Konoha's new leader's power. Now, Namikaze Minato, S-Rank criminal of the Leaf, leads an insurgency against the Snake Sannin from within the borders of the Land of Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H.
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Leo sabinus by The King in White reviews
Even without demons, a slave's son can become a Lion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Kushina U., Minato N.] Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
As the Last Leaf Falls by AlmostElectric reviews
With one day, one friend and one chance, Naruto finds himself dragged into the haphazard schemes of a dead Uchiha – shame that the ocean of time isn't any more "still water" than it is "soul crushing whirlpool". No pairings, post Invasion of Pain arc, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,947 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Life, Unexpected by snappers reviews
Uchiha Sasuke receives a call that Itachi and his wife die in a car crash. Then he discovers that his brother left him with a legacy - Itachi's 5-year-old daughter. Thus, Sasuke becomes the reluctant guardian.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,747 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Team Kage by PyrothTenka reviews
After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
The Last Uchiha by Lord Darkly reviews
In a world where Itachi has stolen the skills of many, and Orochimaru is the prodigy everyone proclaimed him to be, Sasuke Uchiha fights to bring closure to his past, and avenge his clan. If he is to defeat his brother, he'll need to use every trick, shortcut, and cheat in the Shinobi Handbook, but he won't do it alone. This time, he'll have a friend. (Finished).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthright by PhantomX0990 reviews
Raised in secret the Septim line lingers... a closely guarded secret of the ever-loyal Blades for generations. Now - two hundred years after the death of Martin - the time has come for the last Septim to reveal herself, and unite the Empire that is rightfully hers; with an unforseen ally, the last Dragonborn. AU, takes place during/after Oblivion and Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Martin S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Hero of Kvatch, Delphine
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 6,032 - Follows: 6,863 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
On Chance by Sylandria reviews
When Rokudaime Hokage Naruto has a feeling he needs to search for something in Hokage Vault, he goes after it. Never in his, nor his reunited team's, wildest dreams would he find a Command of Time seal that would take him back to two years before his birth. Here he, with a little help from said team, would get the chance of a lifetime. In process of being RE-WRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,645 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Team Seven
Three Ways to Wake a Naruto by minatochan2 reviews
Minato Namikaze has fought the Kyuubi and cheated death, but his hardest challenge lies in getting his son up in the morning. Crackfic. A.U. No pairings. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
Genius and Insanity by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
A Glass of Crimson Souls by moonlit.nocturne reviews
"Why do you hate me so much, Chiaki?" "Because you're perfect, Uchiha, and I hate perfect people." "That's a bit unfair for me, you know. I might be imperfect. You don't know anything about me, really." "I hate you. That's all I need to know." But hate breeds passion, and passion breeds grief. And because Fate is cruel. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 253,768 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., OC - Complete
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 6,299 - Follows: 6,068 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
Kokuten by Riya3 reviews
All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,836 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Bloody Mist by thirdmetaphor reviews
The story of Terumi Mei, from graduate of the Bloody Mist to legendary Mizukage. MadaMei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Madara U., Mei T.] Ao, Chōjūrō - Complete
Dragonrend: Hearthfire by Myrielle reviews
It was one thing to remain a man for Freyja's sake. It was quite another to do it penniless, ill and with a child while she was out gallivanting with Brynjolf. An Alternate Universe "Dragonrend" standalone spin-off.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Alduin
Second Chance for a First Meeting by minatochan2 reviews
Naruto finds himself trapped within his own seal at the hands of Konoha's newest threat. With time against him, Naruto has to find his way out of one of the most complex seals ever designed by man. However, he may just run into a certain blonde shinobi who could do the trick. Slight AU. No pairings. Rated T for action-violence just to be safe. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Minato N., OC - Complete
Order of Arrival by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Prologue of the Toad Sage by Random Ninja Attack reviews
On his dying breath, Minato Namikaze came to a decision that will greatly change the outcome of the world. Now raised by the Toads, Naruto is thrown on the journey of a lifetime through a very different world from that of the ninja. Surely this world will teach the boy things he can't learn anywhere else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,285 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Naruto U.
30 Ways to Ask by JoanyChan reviews
Because when the girl you fall for is Kushina Uzumaki, you better have Plans A-Z prepared...and since an entire alphabet's worth of plans won't be enough, you better double those letters while you're at it. AU. MinaKushi & side pairings. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Orochimaru's Student by Riya3 reviews
A cheeky kid and her overly exasperated sensei. Platonic Orochimaru/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Solipsistic by Riya3 reviews
A tale of the Uchiha coup, and what it takes to save their clan. Reincarnation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker by Silverlight10243 reviews
In which Hashirama decides to solve the issues of clan politics through the rather... uncanny methods of marriage and his rival, Madara Uchiha's blind little brother becomes the first victim. Tobirama is flabbergasted, Madara is fuming, Toka is enraged, Izuna is shocked. Hashirama really isn't the world's brightest matchmaker... (Microfic, Crackfic, Sitcom) Sequel up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Tōka S. - Complete
Hope from the shadows by Alianachan reviews
Time travel, ANBU. On his way back from a mission ANBU captain Inu found two unknown injured masked nins. The questions are why are they so strong, why is one of them looking exactly like Minato sensei and why oh why is Sandaime-sama trying to make Kitsune the next Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,970 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Kitsune by EmptySurface reviews
When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Old Rhymes by Juliedoo reviews
And all the king's horses and all the king's men (she couldn't be put back together again). fem!Shisui/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Rain Date by minatochan2 reviews
A rainy day can steal your plans, but it can also give you something even more precious, ONE SHOT. Little-Naruto. Yondi-daddy. Fluff. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Tomato by Blaizekit reviews
They call me a brilliant flame that lights the village, but she is the sun and I revolve around her. [MinatoxKushina ficlet]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Dragonbane by ScriptrixDraconum reviews
I am Torug. I am Dragonborn. I am protector of the Forsworn, scourge of the Nords, and bane of all dragons. My warhammer will taste the blood of my enemies. (Teaser short story preceding Book 2 of the Hero Series, the sequel to "Hero by Mistake". M for a reason. Features an orc Dragonborn, Forsworn, and The Blades.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Esbern, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Delphine, Madanach - Complete
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Perfect Vision by Lethargy reviews
Once upon a time, Sasuke screwed up. Or rather, life screwed him up, and turned him into a vengeful, arrogant, cold-blooded bastard that ended up betraying friends, killing teachers, and destroying his village. Until Itachi's reset button, at least. [Time Travel!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lasting Last Words by minatochan2 reviews
Naruto is left near death in the wake of the Fourth Shinobi War. Can Minato share his feelings to his son, or will Naruto be lost to the Shinigami without his father's love? No yaoi or pairings just a lot of father-son fluff. Spoiler if you haven't read up to chapter 619 in the manga. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Minato N. - Complete
The Puppy Situation by FruitySmell reviews
There are a million and one ways to court a girl. In Neji's case, he had to run over her dog first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,856 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Dragon Heaven by ScriptrixDraconum reviews
Countless Dragonborns. Countless dragons. Countless universes. Eventually, they all end up in Dragon Heaven, a place of endless feast and celebration. Once the heavenly food or drink touches their lips, the memories from their mortal lives fade. Dragon and Dragonborn alike wine, dine, and... play... amongst one another for all eternity.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The Resilience of Time by Mnsk reviews
Before his death, Nagato destroys his Rinnegan to keep it out of certain dangerous hands. Infuriated, Uchiha Obito actives a legendary seal that resets time and all its events, but he didn't count on Konoha's Orange Ninja remembering everything. Time travel on an epic scale. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,972 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Crossing the Line by The Antic Repartee reviews
It took more than defeating the Green Death for Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III to become the warrior chieftain of lore. There were more eyes to open, more minds to change, and his ambition only continued to grow with the aid of two women. HxA, HxC, mild AxOC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid, Camicazi - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 4,234 - Follows: 4,476 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Outta My Head by enchanted-nova reviews
No matter what he tries to do, Naruto can't shake her off. She is everywhere, whether he is alone or in a crowd, she always seems to find him and he just can't get her out of his head. ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
Lines on My Face from the Word of God by Zenthisoror reviews
Masashi Kishimoto drew those lines on Itachi's face - now some Naruto characters find themselves contemplating what those lines actually are. In three parts, it's time to get to the bottom of those lines.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cubey by Dorylus reviews
Kurama never quite got over his accident in sealing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Perfectly Imperfect Love by swagosaurus reviews
Hearbroken after the wedding of his two former best friends, Naruto tries to get over his love, Sakura Haruno, by joining the ANBU Black Ops; a choice that ends up changing him in the worst of ways, destroying the man who was once regarded as a hero. Naru/Saku. DarkFic. Rated for violence, sex, etc. CHAPTER 20 IS UP! (ACTUALLY UP!) READ A/N PLZ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,510 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Son of the Sannin by drag-eart reviews
What would have been different if Naruto had a temperamental old lady and a perverted old letch for parents? What would have changed and what would stay the same? Cowritten with Ld 1449 (Pairings will be a surprise. Non-Yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,213 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Jiraiya
Legacy - Fanmade Inheritance Book 5 by Brad Law reviews
Set 70 years following Inheritance, a new order of Riders has emerged under the leadership of Eragon, and Alagaësia has remained a land at peace. But when news of a possible new threat reaches the Order, a young Rider is dispatched to assess the danger. He soon discovers that the old Empire's Legacy yet thrives, and threatens the very future of Alagaësia itself...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,512 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Eragon S.
The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Honor Thy Regard by SigilBroken reviews
Post-ADWD. ADWD Spoilers. Canon Compliant.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - [Jaime L., Brienne T.] - Complete
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
His Father's Son by Annonimous4862 reviews
The Dragonborn really wished his son resembled him a bit - if only a little. Unfortunately for him, it seems the kid is completely his mamma's boy. M!DB/Serana. Oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Aela, Serana - Complete
When the Time is Right by TayShiorra reviews
AU. After the death of his mother, Akane, Itachi's son has taken a liking to the girl at the day care - Sakura... but Itachi never suspected that she was not so much a girl as a woman... and he clearly underestimated his son's attachment to her! But then he starts to grow just as attached as Setsu is... Cute scenes and fluff! Read and Review! To be reposted to TayMor. See profile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Living a Lie by Azzurro reviews
Kakashi is just a teenager who has lost all hope in life and all faith in the human race, including himself. Naruto is just a baby who has had his future snatched away before he's even really lived. The two are unexpectedly forced together under the reluctant promise of a dying wish. How will they find true happiness in a life that is bound by lies?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,162 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
We're Not Talking About Batman, Are We? by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Team Seven sits down to watch a movie before the start of the Chunin Exams, and Sasuke and Naruto argue over ethical differences. Just who was the real hero of Batman Begins, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Things as They Are by misamiera reviews
Sasuke wakes up in a different universe. It resembles his old world, except that he has switched places with Naruto. However, soon he finds that this new world is nothing like his old one... AU, timetravel, gen. Permanent hiatus; rewritten by Solara Myles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,586 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Retrospect by Lanelle reviews
The Fourth isn't able to close the seal and Naruto is forced to resort to desperate measures. Timetravel/Accidental
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Chronicles of the Seventh:End of Innocence by RamenRenegade reviews
The final battle for the fate of the ninja world has begun! Naruto must fight beyond, grief and self doubt to bring peace to the ninja world and become the Seventh Hokage! Witness the beginning of the End! This is Book III of the series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,382 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexy Itachi no Jutsu by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Fukushu by ZakuroU reviews
A poem written about Sasuke's quest for vengeance.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
Tachi's Poem by ZakuroU reviews
A poem written about Itachi, and how he watches his beloved brother Sasuke. Slightly abstract.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
A Simple Prank by Kyong Kybis reviews
In which a simple prank leads to one of the most tragic events in Konoha history. Slightly crack-ish. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Tobirama S., Kagami U. - Complete
Intermissions by kawaiisuzu reviews
Naturally, Kushina decides to ward Namikaze off with an assortment of pointy objects. [A love story told in bits and pieces.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,912 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kushina U., Minato N.
The Curse's Bounty by Kira Mackey reviews
Aldric is quietly living in Falkreath after defeating Alduin. One day, he runs into a mysterious huntress in the woods who begins to let him into her life. He immediately discovers nothing is what it seems, and that he has the chance to help save her life and wipe out an evil threatening her and her kind. Rated M for violence and smut. Werewolves and vampires.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 148,886 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 5,805 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Rising Sons by LJ9 reviews
Pre-movie and post-episode 6, two sons of Odin meet.
Crossover - Thor & Vikings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Thor - Complete
The Accursed Brothers by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Orochimaru decides to brand Naruto as well with the cursed seal. However, Kyuubi does not appreciate people interfering and uses its power to adapt the cursed seal so as to eliminate the snake's interference. In the end, Orochimaru's new decision ends up giving Naruto the means to become a legend. The best part is that he won't be doing things alone. Not Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,836 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Back to Basics by Schwep reviews
Naruto finds a new teacher for the Chunin exam. One who won't show him powerful jutsus or give him great powers but instead beat into his thick skull that he is supposed to be a ninja. Less powerful ninja in a less forgiving world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 338 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Team Seven
Without a Hitch by The Antic Repartee reviews
A Hitchups continuum: Hiccup made a choice, and that choice opened an entire universe of experiences. A series of one-shots tell the story before, during, and after the epic prologue Hitchups. The journey to Ragnarök is a long one. *categories may change*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Risen by The King in White reviews
The World-Eater wakes, yet Tamriel has no Dragonborn Champion. Thus it falls to Tiber Septim, the Man-Who-Became-A-God, to become man once more, and raise the banner. HIATUS
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Talos/Tiber Septim, Meridia]
Rewritten by Paradox Jast reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 5,327 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 4,019 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 293 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Killing Intent by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi was said to have been so powerful and malevolent that its presence could be felt from miles away, with a killing intent so strong it could freeze elite ninja in their tracks. What if Naruto received some of this as Kyuubi's host? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Thu'um of A Distant Utopia by Delusional Fishies reviews
Without any sense of self, she is tossed through the void and taken by Akatosh. Here in this creation, she will carve for herself an Empire.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,713 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Saber
Let The Monster Rise by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
I must confess, I'm in love with my own sins.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Let's Get Married by luvtoshi reviews
It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Unstoppable by demonicnargles reviews
In which Naruto achieves mastery of two, and only two, jutsu. In which Naruto has a great deal of chakra. In which Naruto is unstoppable. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
The Meaning of Dreams by Mysterious Miss reviews
Naruto Namikaze had a normal life, well as normal as it could be with him being the Hokage's son. But as soon as he starts dreaming of a different life, one where he is an orphan with the last name Uzumaki, his once normal life gets turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Guide Me Home by Qwi-Xux reviews
They were engulfed in war and had already lost so much when circumstance pulled them together. - Eventual Ursa/Hakoda, takes place during the show without contradicting canon. -COMPLETE-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,144 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hakoda, Ursa - Complete
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire by General Grievous reviews
NarutoxWorldofWarcraft Part II Thus begins the second part of the legend. The worlds grow closer, and their many evils begin to awaken and converge. Naruto must now fight harder than ever. NaruxOC NaruxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 426,291 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2006
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
Youth and Innocence by laurelsblue reviews
Hashirama really regretted giving his brother a genin team sometimes. 20 things Team Tobirama is no longer allowed to do.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Summer Grass by laurelsblue reviews
There are many misconceptions about her. 20 Truths about Fuu, the Nanabi Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Fū - Complete
Mirage by laurelsblue reviews
Look away and it was gone. 20 Truths about the relationship between Shisui and Rin. Vague spoilers for 459.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Rin, Shisui U. - Complete
Falling Into Place by laurelsblue reviews
Unfortunately for Naruto, Madara knows exactly how to pick his weapons. Spoilers all the way up to 450.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Kushina U., Madara U. - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Stumble and Fall by laurelsblue reviews
Madara visits Hana to inform her of Itachi's death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hana I., Madara U. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4950 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 198 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Siblings Or Not by MoonClaimed reviews
When Hakoda and Ursa fell in love, it was a whirlwind, a fairytale romance. Now if only they had considered what effect their upcoming nuptials would have on their children…
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hakoda, Ursa - Complete
Yakuza by Kasek reviews
The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and the Sand Siblings all gather at Kakashi's invitation to play a game called 'Yakuza', where the Yakuza members pick off the innocent villagers one by one. Who will survive, if anyone at all? Slight NaruHina in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Five Ways The Massacre Didn't Happen by laurelsblue reviews
1st- Black Widow. Mikoto should never be underestimated when it comes to her sons.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Mikoto U.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 467 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Recycling by yasuhei reviews
[Oneshot] The world moved on while Sasuke slept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by Ayien reviews
A body floats downstream, currents eddying about the slender fingers, the waterlogged bandages, the long pale hair that spreads out like sunlight’s reflection on water. Her name was Yugito Nii, and her dream has ended. Done for '20 truths' LJ community.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 690 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2938 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beautiful Day by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 616 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2658 - Favs: 6,332 - Follows: 408 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Acting Out by Sunfreak reviews
Ino is growing up, and chooses to rebel in a very unexpected way. Inonaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/8/2003
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Gilded reviews
With loving parents and plenty of friends, unease is the last thing that Naruto should be feeling. But it lingers in the back of his mind, clouding his sight with suspicion and paranoia. Why is he remembering things that aren't real? Why does he dream of things that never were?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/10 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Tempting Fate reviews
He's got the deadliest job in the world and he knows it.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 6/19 - Velociraptor, Owen
The Greatest Infiltration Ever reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/13 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Shuffle reviews
Chaos stirs as Uchiha Sasuke switches places at the worst possible time. A Road to Ninja story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Menma U.
Hands of Time reviews
The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Clan Wars reviews
Don't read this. I'm just too stubborn to delete it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,160 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hagoromo Ō
Fox, Hawk and Flower reviews
The building of friendships, the parting of ways, the finding of paths and the making of legends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Persuasion reviews
Kaguya speaks to Naruto. A poem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Naruto U., Kaguya O. - Complete
A New Dawn reviews
Obito is able to seal the Jūbi within himself a bit faster than he expected, fast enough that the Allied Shinobi Forces haven't reached them yet. This leaves Uzumaki Naruto completely at his mercy. He cannot resist when the Ten-Tail's Jinchūriki forces him from his own world. A dimension-hopping story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,341 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014
Cleaning Up After Sasuke reviews
Sasuke's defection caused a great host of problems for the Leaf, including but not limited to the hospitalization of six promising genin. But it was Itachi who had to deal with the mother of all migraines. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Itachi U., Danzō S. - Complete
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