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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fraternising With the Enemy by edwart reviews
When Tanya decides to visit the Cullens for a week, Bella begins to feel intimidated, left out, and totally out of place. OOC at times for many characters. Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Sad in parts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Calm Before the Storm by edwart reviews
When Edward is away hunting Bella finds it difficult to sleep due to a storm. But Edward is never far away. Fluffy oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Perfect Storm by edwart reviews
When Alice and Jasper go hunting, Alice fails to foresee Bella's worst day ever. But a little love from Edward can fix anything, right? Romance, humor, fluff and a little drama. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ink by edwart reviews
Bella wants to get Edward the perfect Birthday gift, but what do you get for the man who has everything? One shot. Perhaps a little OOC in parts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Salute to the Sun by edwart reviews
Emmett decides that its time to try bonding with Bella again, this time through yoga. But something keeps him from being 'in the zone'. Pure parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Part Time Lovers by edwart reviews
Edward decides to pay Bella a visit while she's working at 'Newton's Outfitters'. Pure parody, I guess Edward's maybe a little OOC. Don't take too seriously! One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lovesick by edwart reviews
Mike decides to finally build up the courage to ask Bella out; once and for all. Pure Parody - don't take too seriously! One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Mike, Bella - Complete
National Compliments Day by Team Edward Rules All reviews
When a class activity is to give each other compliments, Edward and Bella can't help but reveal their adoration for each other in the form of compliments despite the fact that Edward has been ignoring Bella for her own good. ExB one shot. Set in Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Moon: Revamped by lunamoon2012 reviews
So, this is a parody of the break-up scene in New Moon. I had done this for my English class and I got an A. Italian dressing, Alice annoying, Carlisle's face bright red, Edward crying...?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ItsyBitsy Spider by dreamstar1995 reviews
Just a fluffy one-shot of a morning with Edward, Bella, and their daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dodge Ball Day in Gym by magicalheather603 reviews
Bella and Edward share a gym class. And today is Dodge Ball Day find out what happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poem by mysticwryter
Edward has an assignment for English class; to write a poem by the end of the hour. Please Rate and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Ed by NeverthelessTwin reviews
One-shot,Emmet embarrasses Edward in Sex Education class. Read and Review, no flames please I'm a delicate flower really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Twilght: Edward's Story by mrs.cullen22 reviews
Twilight from Edward's POV. Now revised and complete! BxE goodness of course :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,535 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5685 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind Charlie's Back by JacobSalvatoreBlack reviews
Bella and Edward are in Bella's room together when who else but Charlie opens the door...A trip to Canada reveals new friends, and a new twist to the story. plz R&R I finally Updated! Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,124 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Down In Flame by CrazyTeddyBear
This story is about Victoria's realization that the Cullens killed James, and her reactions afterwards.Oneshot,takes place during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Victoria - Complete
A Bigger What, Daddy? by biggest-twilight-fan reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn, winter-time fluff. BellaxEdwardxRenesmee. Add some sex jokes from Emmett and it's a great tale! Hell, I don't know. Just read, and I'll love you forever. Odd disclaimer awaits. One-shot. I think it's funny, you might not. FLUFF! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Enjoyable by robsten63 reviews
One-shot fluff, set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Bella is making dinner and she mentions the advantages of their relationship after the change.. "I was err thinking that maybe after the change, you could find something to occupy my lips at night"...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Bella and the Cycle by Sintra Graham reviews
One-shot. Bella's got a condition, what's wrong with her? Just a whole bunch o' fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Everyone, say your prayers for Mike Newton by nattycullen reviews
Edward's gym class is playing Bella's class and Mike Newton flings the ball at Bella and hits her face, resolving into a very angry Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pandora's Box by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
English class isn't a place Edward normally finds himself thinking about much,but when the class starts talking about mythology,he can't help but wonder what the world would be like if Pandora never opened the box and let the negative emotions out.PostNM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Lesson in Love by StupidLeeches reviews
A little fun we had for the "Love Spelled Backward is VD" challenge. Edward helps Mike Newton with his Valentine's Day plans for Jessica Stanley.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Bella's Nightmare by ariyana.lenae reviews
Bella is having nightmares, Edward is getting jealous, and WAIT! WHAT? Why is Edward jealous of Bella’s nightmares? And why is Bella saying JASPER’S name in her dreams? OHH so that’s why he’s jealous….wait what? post Eclipse beginning of BD E&BD SPOILER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Vampires by 2XdemonsXandXaXprincess reviews
We've come up with 25 ways to annoy the Cullens. Anti-Twilight fic! *prepares to be shot* R&R, please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Lauren tries to steal Edward by lollifox reviews
Lauren hates Bella for having Edward. She will do anything to steal him away from her. Her plans doesn't always turn out so good though. I'm not so good at summaries. Rated T for TOTALLY AWESOME, very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Lauren
Another Beginning by Looking.After.Edwards.Heart reviews
We know what happens in Forks after Bella arrives, but what about before? Edward's Point of Veiw during his first two years at Forks High School. Pure fluff. Rated T for the occasional swear word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward
Locker Time by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Emmett sees Mike doing something he doesnt like. He talks to him and Mike ends up in the locker. I know sounds stupid but give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Emmett, Mike
Locker Room Talk by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
What happens behind closed doors in the boy's locker room of Forks High? For Mike Newton, locker room talk can be both silly, deceitful, and insightful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Mike - Complete
Jealousy by biggest-twilight-fan reviews
Edward and Bella are at school and Edward gets annoyed and jealous at Mike's thoughts. Edward's P.O.V. Sorry for the suckish summary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jacob's book of Blonde Jokes by lollifox reviews
Title says all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009
Plain To See by Smittenwhenbitten reviews
How did Charlie begin to realise that Edward wasn't going anywhere this time? A local well meaning busybody points out the truth - and it doesn't help Charlie's headache! Set during Eclipse while Bella was still grounded.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
Carlisle Finally snaps! by lollifox reviews
Carlisle is tired of his aggravating family. He finally snaps! WARNING: YOU MIGHT DIE OF LAUGHTER!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Street Race by My Beloved reviews
With a lot of courage, and a little bit of alcohol, Mike challenges Edward to a street race. I wrote this for an essay contest please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Mike - Complete
The Wonders of High School by Alice Is My Sister reviews
What happens when a career day takes place at Forks High School, and Edward wants to find Bella a future job, and another excuse not to change her into a vampire? For the Epic T-Rated Contest.In memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Goes to Gym by Casey Hale reviews
I looked down at the flimsy piece of paper in my hands. Were they kidding? There was absolutely no way I would ever go to such a thing. They must have made a mistake. But there it was. Unmistakeable. In pure black print. Sixth period: Gym class
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/24/2008
I Love You, Bella by xoSmiley4Lifexo reviews
Edward is thinking about how much he loves Bella. And when he can't explain it in words, he just does the one thing he can do... he kisses her! just a fluffy little one-shot about Edward and Bella! DEDICATED TO MY BFF STACIE! I hope you like it! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lunch by glasscannon.lj reviews
One-shot set after the climax but before the end of Twilight. Bella and Edward join the rest of the Cullen siblings for lunch and hilarity ensues...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where Is Bella? by xoSmiley4Lifexo reviews
Bella gets hurt in gym class and Edward comes to find that she is missing. Where is she? Dedicated to my bff Ashley! First chapter is Bella's POV and second chapter is Edward's POV. R&R please! :DD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Close Call by Kikyo's killer reviews
Edward and Bella go for a car ride. For the Epic T-rated Contest and in memory of my twin sister, Daddy’s Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ask Me in a Hundred Years by Justine Lark reviews
Why was marriage so important to Edward? He told Bella, “A hundred years from now, when you’ve gained enough perspective to really appreciate the answer, I will explain it to you.” Now the time has come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Assumptions by Julsgracie reviews
What did the humans think of Bella and Edward's sudden interaction during Twilight? What did Mike have to say to Jess' gossip? Ever wonder what their new relationship looked like from the opposite side? MIKE POV. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Emmett Cullen: How To Annoy Edward Cullen by AriMax98 reviews
Emmett is bored and an idea comes to his mind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
An Excuse For A Sleepover by UnseenMagic reviews
Pointless sleepover fic .Emmett strop. EXB fluff. all human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009
What's in a Name? by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
There's one thing about her he doesn't know yet. A missing scene from Twilight. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anticipated Surprises by perfeccionista12 reviews
It's the first day back for the Cullens from LA. Edward switches all their classes...GYM included! Has a little hurt/comfort, but more humor and romance. Post New Moon. Pre Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2009
A poem about Edward Cullen by lollifox reviews
This is a poem that I had to do for a English assignment. I got a D on it so it's not that good. I added a Poem about bella too.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Shot at Failure by i'mxaxreader reviews
Mike has the whole week to ask Bella for the school's upcoming spring dance, that is, if Edward would allow him to even get close. Written in Mike Newton's POV. Last chapter up for reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,118 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Mike - Complete
Breathless by xoSmiley4Lifexo reviews
Edward's POV. How Bella takes Edward's breath away. R&R PLEASE! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Million Miles by TutsTemplar reviews
A family one-shot, two people observe Bella and Edward. Please review. It would be greatly appreciated. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Nights by xStayWithMe reviews
Just a bunch of short stories put together about Edward and Bella's nights together, while she is human. The dreams and nightmares that she has with him there, their conversations, and moments together. SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
A Dozen Roses by Lost in Believing reviews
On Valentines Day, a boy went to the girl and gave her a dozen roses. Eleven of them were real and one of them was fake. He said he would love her until all of the roses died. Valentines Day One shot. Edward&Bella AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fruit Cots and English Cucumbers by blondie AKA robin reviews
My own crazy crackfic. A silly drabble about Esme and banana hammocks. Posted by request of Alice Laughed, in honor of Admittedly Obsessed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Esme, Bella - Complete
Aftermath by BlindingFirefly reviews
The magic might be back on, but all is not instantly well in the chiming of a clock. Edward's thoughts on Bella when he sees her again upon his return and a week later. Her body could heal...but what about her mind? Her heart?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Edward and Bella Themes by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
100 drabbles and stories from the POV of Edward and Bella. Fluffy and romantic [ExB BxE, EdwardBella]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007
Last Period by i'mxaxreader reviews
The couple copes with Forks Highschool's new implemented policy. BellaxEdward. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If We Kissed by be-inspired reviews
This is a one-shot-Edward/Bella story. It takes place during Twilight, while they watch a film in class, and is told from Bella’s point of view. The plot is loosely based on my interpretation of the song If We Kissed by Fiona Apple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mike Newton Must Die by Becbell22 reviews
What happens when Edward goes hunting but leaves Bella in the care of his two brothers, Emmett and Jasper? Edward is in for a surprise when he comes back and must restrain himself with getting even with Mike Newton. Is it a prank or a serious matter?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Underdog Monologues by The 13th Faerie reviews
Misrepresented characters in Twilight speak about their portrayal. Includes Mike Newton, Leah Clearwater, Tanya, and Jessica. Sort of anti-Twilight, in a way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009
Money, Sex, Money, Cat by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Just what were those other people in the restaurant thinking? BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love You Beyond Words by i'mxaxreader reviews
Eight notes. One message. From Edward to Bella. Oneshot. Read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love Intensified by i'mxaxreader reviews
Renesmee wonders about the intensity of love between her parents, and she had the courage to ask her father, Edward, about it. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Hallway Encounter by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Bella gets questioned by a random student while waiting on Edward. One-shot. Bpov. Takes place during Twilight. Bit of fluff. Drable.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Hell of High School by elizalove reviews
OneShot. Poor Edward laments his stay in Forks High School as Mr. Banner accuses him of plagiarizing. Gasp. Perfect Edward cheats? Read and find out! Takes place a few weeks prior to Twilight. Reviews are always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward - Complete
Distractions by fantasybookworm08 reviews
Alice attempts to distract Jasper from the smell of humans during class, using his special ability to her advantage. Unfortunately, this backfires a bit on Edward. Rated T for allusions to sexual activity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Open Road Song by Panda Slippers reviews
A car ride where Edward really enjoys his music, and Bella is a little confused.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Eternity of Kisses by KrAzI JaY reviews
Edward takes Bella’s bet of not being able to kiss her for a full day seriously, can Bella last a full day? Can Edward? Oneshot Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Story: Vampire addition by CullenLove002 reviews
Okay, so here are MY lyrics to the song "Love Story" by Taylor Swift. With a major twilight twist. just imagine the tune to the original, and sing along with my new lyrics. its pretty dang awsome if I do say so myself.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Moment with Mike Newton by Larry the Cucumber reviews
If Mike Newton had a diary, what would it look like? An unlikely yet comical situation involving one of our least favorite characters. Oneshot. K -T for language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Mike - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
A Moment in Between by melfster reviews
A short Fluff piece between Edward and Bella I wrote to show them together when they were just happy, laughing, and even a little silly.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
Parallels by la saboteuse reviews
E:"I was just thinking how like a Sleeping Beauty you are, and I couldn't resist." ;D Sometimes the way you're woken up provokes silly and sweet conversations like this one...with a few kisses here and there, naturally. Oneshot, probably.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Caught by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Edward and Bella are enjoying a nice, quite day at the Cullen house and get a little surprise when they are making out. Mostly fluff. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May the Best Date Win by amomof5 reviews
After Twilight, Bella spends the happiest summer of her life with Edward. What did they do? Lots of dating!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,861 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Bella's Secret by sugarhigh123 reviews
Bella has been in her room for days, and Edward is determined to find out why. A humor fic. Oneshot. Parody of the quote "The Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest". Much funnier than it sounds, I promise. Definitely not what you think it is, if you guess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
After a cruel trick played by Alice and Bella leaves Edward completely humiliated, he decides a little friendly payback is in order. Sequel to 1972.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Habit by PassionforTwilight reviews
Bella has a habit that Edward can't help but worship. Bella & Edward fluffiness set after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Pancake's Off the Ceiling by Wildmage117 reviews
We all know how Edward cooks for Bella in Twilight and Breaking Dawn- but what were his disasterous first attempts like? Oneshot set a few weeks before the prom in Twilight from Jasper's point of view. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Notebook by Tisti94 reviews
Bella is sitting in class scribbling in a notebook while none other than Edward Cullen is trying to annoy her. Is there a method to his madness? and what is in that notebook? a lot better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008
Playing Solitaire by CallistoLexx reviews
Edward's embarrassed, the Cullens tease, and Bella's naïve. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Self Tanner by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
The Number by Rissohma reviews
Edward remembers how each of the Cullens responded to his ability to read minds when Bella questions why he thinks her reaction would be predictable. One Shot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Bella's Sick Day by Hanna Rae reviews
When Bella stays home sick, Edward turns up to comfort her. What embarassing pieces of Bella's childhood will they come across? Fluffy Bella and Edward one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Riddles by runaway xo reviews
Riddles are always fun, but what happens when the jokes relate to vampires? Fluff of course! Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Second Night by nightdancers reviews
Bella awoke in the middle of the night, sobbing and throwing herself at me with such fervor, I could not resist. After all, I needed this as much as her, and I was tired of denying it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Music Lessons by blondie AKA robin reviews
SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. A missing moment from the book, some fatherly bonding time. Fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Love Letters? Pssh More Like Sibling Rivalry by alice and edward cullen reviews
Edward and Alice battle it out as they write and respond to witty letters from each other -well WE like to think they are witty- and aim to outsmart each other... R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Alice, Edward
Deny You Nothing by runaway xo reviews
Simple fluff. Edward and Bella experience the fragileness of a certain creature.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
17 Reasons To Kill Mike Newton by VampGrlz271 reviews
Do you hate Mike Newton? Can you not stand Mike Newton? Do you want to just kill Mike Newton in his sleep? If you ca answer "Yes, Yes I do." to all of these questions, then this is the story for you, my friend! 17 reasons to kill Mike Newton!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
A Hit of Jealousy by jewelwhisperer reviews
Lauren Mallory's life was carefully scripted, but Bella Swan refused to read along. So she took a hit of jealousy and got through the day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Lauren - Complete
Chapstick by DelilahTCullen reviews
It's a windy day in Forks and Bella has a little problem. How will our dear Edward fix it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Edward's Surprise by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Forgetful Bella by RealMenSparkleInSunlight reviews
When Bella forgets something very important what drama will follow? Oneshot. ExB pure fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward! What did you do with my Xbox? by VioletWilson reviews
Edward has a little too much fun hiding Emmett's Xbox. Hilarity ensues. One shot, ExB. Fluffy fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Playing Footsie by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella wonders why Edward never removes his shoes at night with her. Set during 'the happiest summer' after Twilight. E/B, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lost by LaTraviata reviews
Bella and Edward share a nice moment away from the chaos of wedding planning. ExB Post-Eclipse. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Facade by Warui-Usagi reviews
A series of short stories from the perspective of those friends and family that Bella was forced to leave behind. Have they managed to cope with her absence? And how are their lives progressing without her? Chapter 2 now posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008
Reflection by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B, Post-Eclipse. Bella wants to know what Edward would have done if she hadn't asked him to stop in the meadow.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Persuasion by Amabel reviews
Edward demonstrates the failings of headphones. One-shot, EB fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Pay Back by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Ever felt the same? by total solar eclipse reviews
Random stuff from my emo moments..read if you want to..not very good Although if you read it, I'd like to ask, have you ever felt the same?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Chewy by breezyyy reviews
Emmett has the day with Bella. Where’s he going to take her? And what’s this about multi-colored bears?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
The Birds and the Bella by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's left alone to watch Bella and decides to attempt to tell her about 'The Birds and The Bees', emphasis on the word attempt.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Forks' Baby Boom by Zukaddy reviews
Bella and the Cullens have a class project: raise a "baby." The only problem, they can't pick their partners. What happens when Bella doesn't get Edward? And how about the other Cullens? Who are their partners? What do her friends think? Charlie? Jake? EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Emmett's Bean by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett does something he shouldn't, big shocker there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Lauren's Say by Julsgracie reviews
Ugh. But Bella Swan is so frickin’ dull. I couldn’t think of a single reason why Edward would want her. Why the hell could he want her? I mean, seriously, look at the girl. There is absolutely nothing special about her! LAUREN'S POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Fever by xStayWithMe reviews
Bella gets a fever in the middle of the night, and Edward's there to take care of her until she gets better. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Shattered by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Edward is always comforting Bella, but what happens when Edward needs Bella to comfot him. especially after Edward hurts her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Color Me Beautiful by runaway xo reviews
Completely and utterly pointless fluff. Edward tells Bella about the many colors he loves to see her wear. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drinking Tears by vampirechick123 reviews
ONE SHOT!One day when Bella is PMSing she has an epiphany. cute and fluffy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Wedding Invitation by xStayWithMe reviews
Bella finally finds out about the wedding invitation that Edward sent to Jacob. How will she react to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Mike's Secret by ZebbieCullen reviews
Mike confesses his feels for Bella...Bella confesses hers for Mike. Bella/Edward. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Chocolate Smile by little miss laugh alot x reviews
Edward comes back from hunting early to find Emmett and Bella in a very strange conversation about biting something. What could they possibly be talking about?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Where Are You Taking Me? by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward takes Bella on a car ride to a secret location and is giving away nothing. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's First Day of School by runaway xo reviews
We all know what happened on Bella's first day at Fork's High School. Ever wonder what Edward's was like? One-Shot. Set two years before Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Faulty Radar Detector by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B Bella drives Edward to distraction
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Anger Management by unicornhime reviews
Edward gets a little carried away in his anger at Bella for doing something stupid. Or rather, in his apology. E/B One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The Coat by TheBratPrincess3 reviews
Just a one-shot for laughs, see what happens when Edward makes fun of Jaasper's hair. Please RxR, Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Fluff! by Amzie4 reviews
Exactly what the title says. EdwardXBella, of course. T for safety. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
A Rainy Monday by DramaticStarlet reviews
Rain and Monday do not mix well. Like vinegar and water or Mentos and Coke. EdwardBella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Sorry by Green Crayons reviews
I'm sorry about all the things I said to you. And when I see you cry, it makes me want to die.' Edward's thoughts post New Moon and before Eclipse. He hurt her so bad, can he get himself to accept her foregiveness and move on? Oneshot. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
The Petition by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
There's a petition going around Forks. About Bella. AND her fiance. Anyone care to sign?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007
The Experiment by nothingleft reviews
This one shot takes place at the end of Eclipse, after the meadow, before the wedding. Edward gets creative while trying to solve one of the complications of his being with Bella while she's human. In this case, his cold body temp. Hint Warm and Bubbly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Cornflowers Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
There's a reason that Edward likes Bella in blue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
You need your rest and so I wrote you this Lullaby...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Tell by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward tells Bella something she needs to hear [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Shampoo by vnfan reviews
After watching Bella at a salon, Edward decides to wash Bella's hair for her. Squeaky clean hair, slightly dirty Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
The Most Important Thing by Amzie4 reviews
Bella had to write a poem for class about something that has great importance to her. So, of course, she writes about Edward! But what happens when Mike writes about her? Please Rate and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Resistance by Skipper Pompeii reviews
Edward's POV in Eclipse from the point where he offers to take Bella to the Meadow through the end. Serious Romance awaits you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
The Bet by yayme2012 reviews
PostEclipse:One shot:companion to Do You Remember: Bella and Edward make a bet about who will jump on each other first... Mostly fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Expelled! by IStarEdwardCullen1221 reviews
What if Emmett got a letter from the principal expelling him from Forks High Shool? Read and find out how each Cullen plays a role in his expelltion. R&R for a hug from your favorite Twilight Character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2007
25 things Emmett can't do involving Edward's piano by tortgirl reviews
the title says it all
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Previous Engagement by Cullenista reviews
Bella deals with a loss. Written in response to Alcyone's 55 word challenge in the Twilight Challenges Forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Edward's Final Compromise by vjd reviews
At the end of Eclipse this is what Edward is thinking in the meadow with Bella. It was a challenge by a reviewer to write Edward 'happy' Enjoy! PLZ R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Edward's Dark Night by vjd reviews
Eclipse spoilers! The night Bella said goodbye to Jacob, and her love for him, was a difficult night for not only Bella but Edward as well. These are his thoguhts and feelings on that night as he held his weeping angel close. Read and review PLZ! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Man's Day by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Angel Ren reviews
Sequel to Butterfly Kisses: Is it time for revenge? Edward Cullen, Snowballs, Bella Swan, Snowangels, Vampires and Hot Chocolate! Whatever is a girl to do? Pure Fluff! Note: Set after Eclipse mild spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Mind Got Carried Away by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella's in a very boring class. So boring she decides running off a building may be a better choice. Guess who gets a vision off of Bella's decision? How will Edward react? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
A Cruel Beast Named Jealousy by Searching For Topaz Eyes reviews
Edward jealous. No way! When Bella ends up at the movies with Mike, Edward and Bella have a fight but for once its not over her being changed. No for once they have a normal couple's argument. What are the results? Well, jealousy can be cruel. Now Complet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Electricity by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
In Twilight, do you remember the electric energy Bella felt from Edward in biology class? Yes, well there's a full explanation inside, but the energy becomes stronger, so strong that...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Safe Harbor by Skipper Pompeii reviews
A storm is a powerful thing. What does Bella and Edward do when one rolls in a day they're in Port Angeles? WINNER of the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Fanfiction site.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Add To Your Hypocrisy by Likeasunburn reviews
Taylight Lexicon Challenge 1. Cullen Closet Hanson Fans: To her, image IS everything.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Bella Gets Hiccups by theenvylover reviews
What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Quiet Lamentations by MarcyJ reviews
What are the minor characters of the story feeling and thinking during pivotal scenes? Get inside their heads and hear the unsung sorrows and joys that percolate there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
My Little Sis by MidnightWalking reviews
Bella wants to ride her motorcycle and wants Emmett to help. Will he be able to keep her safe? And what about Edward? How will Emmett keep this a secret from Edward? This is it, the last chapter, the end. Thanks for all the great reviews.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Unexpected by celestialkittii reviews
When, after a romantic outing, Edward suddenly becomes distant and detached, Bella fears the worst. However, what happens next is certainly not what she expected... Read on to find out more! Chapters one and two complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Skating by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and Edward go rollar skating!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Bella's Guide to Life by krypteria reviews
Bella's forced to write the commandments for life, while Edward looks on and laughes.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Just Wondering by Production of Punk reviews
Ok. So you guys know how Mike Newton likes Bella and hates Edward? Ok well this is just something that happens at lunch. It's a oneshot thing...sorry!Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Try it on Your Piano by genealogygirl reviews
Bella and Edward's siblings have some misimpressions of Edward's human years
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Emmett and the Motorcycle by MidnightWalking reviews
New Moon spoiler somewhat. Now that Charlie knows about Bella's motorcycle, what will she do with it? Read and find out. The final chapter is ready for reading and reviewing. Information added story from Emmett's PoV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Emmett's Epiphany by MidnightWalking reviews
A oneshot of Emmett after he learns Bella is dead, and what happens when he finds out Rosalie called Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Emmett - Complete
Beneath The Floorboards by passionfornight reviews
Edward has a secret. What happens when Bella finds it? One shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Sunny Day by anivanchic77 reviews
Its a rare, sunny day at Forks, and Bellas off to school without Edward. Upon going to Edwards house afterschool, she finds a stunning sight. What is it you ask? Well, read and find out! Reviews please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
edward gets caught by charlie reviews
set after eclipse but before breaking dawn, edward gets caught by charlie at night in bella's room. plzzzzzzzzz... review. ch 3 up now. review, even if you hate it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete