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Caught by betawho reviews
Why does dad always catch you when you're having a good snog? River and the Doctor get caught by the most unexpected person...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
100 Times by Aerilon452 reviews
A/U: River and the Doctor make love after the events that transpired on Trenzalore that ends up with them on a beach together. ONE SHOT. COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Weatherwise by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River are trapped in an isolated cabin in the woods as the weather gets worse around them. You can never trust the weather. (This story is a bit saucier than my usual fare.) Written for the "Bad Weather" prompt on Livejournal.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Like Mother Like Daughter by betawho reviews
Amy and Rory wonder how they could have produced such a daughter as River Song. "I always thought, when I had a daughter, she'd be more like me," Amy said...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Civil by betawho reviews
The Doctor sat hunched on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. River sat beside him, holding his hand. "You couldn't have prevented it, Sweetie," she said...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Frustrating by betawho reviews
They'd been a long time fighting the Silence, but it was finally done. Victory abounded in the Tardis, and they were all winding down. Except for River, who was still wound up. Victory, propinquity, and a young, sexy Doctor who'd been returning her flirts... And most frustratingly, three months of flirting with the Doctor and having to keep her hands off...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Grunt by betawho reviews
One thing married couples have to do, is learn to interpret each other's grunts...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Good Things Come to He Who Waits by betawho reviews
It was an amazing and scary thing to be a husband again after all this time. He'd forgotten...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She's My Anchor and My Sail by betawho reviews
He didn't react to women like this. It was a Time Lord thing. They didn't let you out in the universe without certain precautions, and frankly, there were always so many other interesting things to think about. But River was different...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Put Up a Balloon by betawho reviews
Roommates need signals to show when they want privacy, but sometimes signals get crossed...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
First Steps Forward by autumn.rain08 reviews
Set in 1921, Downton Abbey seems to be emerging from the shadows of Lady Sybil's untimely death nearly six months ago. Now, Mary and Matthew face new and expected changes that help them learn to take their first steps forward. *DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters or places that are mentioned in this story.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,528 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Mary C., Matthew C.
Yowzah! by zephyrchild reviews
The Doctor finds time to convince his wife that she is still absolutely yowzah. Although he is baffled at why she needs reassurance. I wrote this fic for my beta, ArthurianElayne :)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Heat by sazori reviews
For River Song, the Doctor will do anything. Even be domestic. Or, River is ill and the Doctor is there. Pure fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
My Dreams Get Weirder Every Night by Bremilyfan reviews
Mattex, based on a dream had by someone on Tumblr in which Matt and Alex switch bodies... tehe : Rated M just in case
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012
Not so precious metals moulded into circles by tardisbluephoenix reviews
The Doctor recruits Rory to help him find the perfect wedding ring for River. What can go wrong? OTP: Doctor/River and Amy/Rory. brOTP: Doctor/Rory. Later chapters also contain snippets for Doctor/Jack, Rory/Jack, River/Jack, Martha/Mickey shippers. Rated T for suggestiveness.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Hi, honey, I'm home by tardisbluephoenix reviews
Where could he go? There was only one other person in the universe, apart from a talking blue head and a few hundred Justice Department fools, who knew he was alive... her. ONE-SHOT!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
An envelope for your troubles by tardisbluephoenix reviews
"I love a bad girl, me, but trust you? Seriously?" The Doctor wants River to know, to always remember, when she meets younger versions of him, that he really does trust her. ONE-SHOT!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She's seen me since Berlin by tardisbluephoenix reviews
Amy, Rory and the Doctor encounter a young River Song, working as a waitress in an Earth diner. ONE-SHOT!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Duet by betawho reviews
She was brilliant. River Song could do anything. She was playing the piano...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Nightmares and Dreamscapes by grumpyjenn reviews
River doesn't remember the Silence most of the time; that's their power after all. But sometimes her fear of them comes out in her dreams... M for sexual situations and intense emotional H/C
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
In the Quiet Of The Night by mediawatchingal reviews
Matthew finds himself spending the night at Downton Abbey. A peak into a few nights of Matthew Crawley's life at Downton Abbey.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by ThereIsNoPlan reviews
Alex Kingston/Matt Smith Mattex RPF
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Complete
First Times Doctor by grumpyjenn reviews
The Doctor and River Song have a love for the ages - but it's timey-wimey. Companion piece to First Times - River
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Fixed Points by betawho reviews
Fixed points don't necessarily have to be rewritten. And when the Doctor first met River, he didn't know everything about her. Including what she had up her sleeve.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 10th Doctor - Complete
Synchronization by Doctor-River reviews
For once they're both up to the same point and there's only one way to appreciate that...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
An Impossible Child by colsamcarter reviews
"An Impossible Child, River - we're having An Impossible Child..." River/11 pregnancy fic based on Alex Kingston's spoiler "Is is just The Doctor's cot? Basically, how many babies have been in the cot..." ABANDONED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The only one for me by SmileyHippoo reviews
A on shot doctor who fan fic about the doctor and river. RATED M for sex
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
What We Were, Are and Have Yet to Become by trekangel reviews
A five-part series showing random, out-of-sequence moments of romantic, fluff between River and the Doctor. Because what comes between their firsts and their lasts…is everything.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
He Always Comes When She Calls by Doctor-River reviews
-But not always on time... Rated T for implied violence
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
it's all fun and games by gidget89 reviews
He swore that the TARDIS and his wife had some sort of super secret psychic pact about ganging up against him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Time to be Honest by Doctor-River reviews
This is the day he find's out who she is... River reveals her identity to the Doctor and his companions, but there's a little bit more than expected...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III
Living Your Fantasy by Doctor-River reviews
The Doctor takes River to his perfect place to give her the perfect gift...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Succ'sex'ful in Defeat by Doctor-River reviews
He is drawn to her like a moth to a flame and now he's reached breaking point...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Caught RedHanded by Doctor-River reviews
The Pandorica Opens: Someone else is at the Royal Collection when the Van Gogh painting is stolen, this could be either very good or very bad depending on how you look at it...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Love's River Flows by Doctor-River reviews
The Doctor wants a vacation instead he gets River Song, all to himself. How could he ever resist that?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
All The Time In The Universe by Doctor-River reviews
River makes an unscheduled drop-in but the Doctor is pleased that she did. Even on the run, River sure knows how to turn someone on!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Loving Annoyances by Doctor-River reviews
The Doctor and River just want a quiet night alone and they go to different lengths to get it...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Doctor's Crazy Love by Doctor-River reviews
My version of the end to 'Big Bang' a Oneshot. The Doctor has feelings for this enigmatic woman, they keep growing and when the time is right he'll be able to fully express how he feels about her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Doctor needs a Song by Doctor-River reviews
The Doctor hasn't seen her in months, is his concern for her more than he thinks, could it possibly be love? There's only one way to find out...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Moulin Rouge, Satine's story. by Butch Cassidy reviews
Satine's early life at the moulin Rouge.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2002 - Published: 4/26/2002