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Joined 02-27-13, id: 4570647, Profile Updated: 07-19-18
Author has written 25 stories for Assassin's Creed, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, BioShock, Uncharted series, American Psycho, Last of Us, Red Dead Redemption, Garfield, Marvel, Halloween, Joker, Resident Evil, Suicide Squad, Interstellar, Payday: The Heist, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Misc. Movies, Winnie the Pooh, Persona Series, and Yakuza.

We're all dead 'till Zookeeper says otherwise

once a collective of serious fic writers account now we're just a shitty garfield bandwagon account


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Headless Garfield by Jonathan Cartoons Inc reviews
Garfield being headless.
Garfield - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2019 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, Odie
Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield leads Shepherd and crew to save galaxy! Now updated with Chapter 19!
Crossover - Garfield & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,713 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Garfield, Miranda L.
Saitama vs God by devilmaster3000 reviews
Our favorite bald hero decides to pay God a visit, but what will happen?
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Complete
luke skywalker by Peter Chimaera reviews
crossover with robocop
Crossover - Star Wars & Robocop - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Luke S. - Complete
GOTTA GET A GRIP by war hippy fatigues reviews
YOU GOTTA!
Hotline Miami - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Complete
HOTline Miami: Swancest w Corey by XLightningStormL reviews
After raiding another gang inhabited stronghold, the Males question where Alex and Corey have disappeared too, only for Ash to find them deep in something cheeky. Rated M for Incest and Lemon, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Credits go to Snoomoo on Reddit, thank the Mofo: /user/snoomoo, for making the story.
Hotline Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2015
The Garfield Bowl by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield is chosen to preform at Super Bowl Halftime! Kanye West swears revenge!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Garfield - Complete
The Holey Grail Part 2: Trouble on Darklands by KingAurthr2 reviews
20 years after the Holey Grail part 1 there is a new enemy ohn the loose!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
A Cigarette to Life and God by Alitolexlto reviews
John Constantine. A man who creates luck, but brings bad luck to those he confronts. Even on his off days, life has a way of ripping him a new one, but it's not John that ends up suffering the most. But rather the one's who so much as see his face. ONESHOT. Based on my messily walk to the corner store one summer day. (minus obvious details)
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2014 - J. Constantine, Chas C. - Complete
The Tragic Tale of Love: Edward and Robotnik by devilmaster3000 reviews
"Edward," Robotnik said with tears in his eyes. "Can we escape from them? Can we live together forever?" Edward gave a sad smile. "As long as Bela still lives, we may never get the chance to."
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Edward
Garfield vs Ragyo by devilmaster3000 reviews
Garfield hears of a plot of world domination and abolishing lasagna! Enraged, he sets off to deal with this new threat. But can Garfield overcome it with his manly might? Stay tuned!
Crossover - Garfield & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Garfield, Ryuko M. - Complete
Internet Computer by Hans von Hozel 2013 reviews
The Beatles are confuse because the 60s!
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Complete
Hardcore Drugs by pingipenguin reviews
Because drug mules never take kindly to the endangerment of their favourite supplier.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Joel, Sarah - Complete
Zero Dark Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield Helps Maya on her hunt for Osama Bin Laden! Based on Oscar nominated movie!
Crossover - Garfield & Zero Dark Thirty - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Garfield - Complete
The Hunt by E.V. Oleander reviews
She's never been to the city her parents grew up in but now an old and new threat in Gotham has given her a reason to leave the safety of her family and finally see where it all began. That's of course if her father doesn't find her first.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 157,997 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Call me Maybe? by Sakachuwea reviews
**This story isn't meant to be serious. For all you very silly people who can't take humor, Please leave**
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Connor K., Charles L.
Assassin's Creed: Assassinating Past Heroes by shoamba1 reviews
Ezs and Connel fight HITLAR
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Ezio A., Connor K. - Complete
The Hunter and the Hunted by en-lumine reviews
**AC3 SPOILERS** The musings of a wounded hunter as he closes in on his biggest adversary.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Connor K., Charles L.
Heroes are Made in 'Murica by blindsniper33 reviews
Remember that bald eagle that always follows you around when you climb really high buildings? Well, his name is Freedom. He eats the hearts of his enemies and defecates liberty. This is his story, this is his plight. Rated T for patriotism.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/8/2012 - George W., Connor K. - Complete
Kelly The Roman Warrior by KingAurthr2 reviews
Kelly must save her farther the Caeser from the evil team! My friend helped me to rite this story.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sauron, Edward - Complete
Call of Duty: Terrorists in a house by CrazyDangerSquid reviews
I hop you like my story.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
The Quest for the Holey Grail by KingAurthr2 reviews
King Aurthr and Harry Potter and people from Lord of Rings go on a quest to stop the Dark ones from destroying the world. This is the real verson I lost my password for old acount. - KingAurthr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Complete
The Simpsons Go To Zoo by KingAurthr2 reviews
The Simpsons go to the zoo. My third story please reed and give a review ! This is the real verson I lost my password for old acount. - KingAurthr
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Marge S., Homer S. - Complete
The King's Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield teaches King George VI what it means to be a man! Based on Oscar winning movie!
Crossover - Garfield & King's Speech - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Garfield, Bertie/George VI - Complete
Frasier: Blood Brothers by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Blood brothers are brothers forever!
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Garfield Fighter: World Tournament by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield enters World Warriors tournament to fight for love and justice!
Crossover - Street Fighter & Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Chun-Li, Garfield
Halo: Halos in Space by squirrelking reviews
Aliens are coming to Joe Chiefs ship and he has to leave and go to Halo army base quick.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears by squirrelking reviews
Jake Snake who is Solid Snakes son has to fight metal gears now becaus Solid Snake is dead
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
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Three Jokers in the Pandemic reviews
The Joker and his two good friends The Joker and The Joker are three gamers living together during the Covid-19 Pandemic. This is (not) a sequel to Jokerz in the Society.
Crossover - Suicide Squad & Joker - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 11/26/2020 - The Joker, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Arthur Fleck/Joker, Bruce Wayne - Complete
Kiryu and the Night of the Redfield Lineage reviews
Kiryu stops to help some lost tourists out and gets dragged into a night of blood feuds and dead memes he couldn't have imagined.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Yakuza - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2020 - Published: 12/25/2019
Jokerz in the Society reviews
a story about a guy who has had it with living in a society. this started as a standalone joker (2019) story but then it became a persona crossover half-way through.
Crossover - Joker & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2019 - Published: 10/7/2019 - Akira K./Ren A./The Trickster/Joker, Arthur Fleck/Joker - Complete
Justice League: The Garfield Cut Part Two
After Atlantis attacks America, Garfield must reunite the Justice League of America to stop the mysterious new threat of Boss Dark Side! Respectfully dedicated to Zack Snyder and Chris Terrio!
Crossover - Garfield & Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,321 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Garfield, Clark K./Superman, Diana P./Wonder Woman, Aquaman
Christopher Robin vs Michael Myers
this is the based on the plot of the 2018 movie "Christopher Robin" but with Michael Myers from Halloween added
Crossover - Halloween & Winnie the Pooh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Michael M., Pooh, Christopher Robin - Complete
Captain America: The Flag Avenger
Spider-Man discovers nefarious plot to sabotage Apollo 11! Will even the help of Captain America be enough to save the day? All-New, All-Darring crossover with the film First Man!
Crossover - Marvel & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,053 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 10/23/2018 - P. Parker/Spider-man, S. Rogers/Captain America, B. Barnes/Winter soldier
Justice League: The Garfield Cut reviews
Batman wants to form Justice League to save world and number one recruit on list is Garfield! Based on DCEU movie franchise!
Crossover - Garfield & Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Garfield, Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Superman, Diana P./Wonder Woman - Complete
Life During Wartime
New York has fallen. The hope of Patriots dies. The Continental Army endures its darkest hour in a merciless winter. Across the frozen Delaware await the Hessians, and against them General Washington plots. In the shadows of it all is the lone Assassin Connor.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Connor K., George W.
A Maelstrom of Madmen, or The Legend of the Hunt for Spotted Dick reviews
Taking a break from his search for the Observatory, Edward Kenway is hired by the Assassins to pursue the dreaded pirate, Spotted Dick, and retrieve the treasure he hoards. But Edward's not the only hunter in pursuit, and soon finds himself caught up in a bloody free-for-all chase across the Caribbean.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Edward K., OC, Adéwalé
Garfield's Creed II
Garfield battles the new Assassin Callum Lynch for prize of true man's honor! Inspired by smash-hit Assassin's Creed movie!
Crossover - Garfield & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, Shay C., Nikolai O.
Kenway - Requiem reviews
The story of what happened to the Kenway bloodline after Assassin's Creed 3 - a generational tale of triumph and loss, love and hate, redemption and damnation from the birth of America in the wake of revolution to the burning fields of civil war to the fallen world of now.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 471,910 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Connor K., William M., Thomas J.
Garfield's Creed IV: Gaslight Chronicles reviews
Garfield teams up with the Frye Twins to find Jack the Ripper to stop ultimate evil from conquering modern day! Brand-new time travel adventure!
Crossover - Garfield & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, Jacob F., Evie F. - Complete
Garfield: The Big Payday reviews
Garfield shows the Payday crew that crime doesn't pay when they kidnap the President! Based partially on Payday 2 videogame!
Crossover - Garfield & Payday: The Heist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, Hoxton, Chains - Complete
The Last of Us: Goodbye Blue Sky reviews
An anthology of stories set in The Last of Us universe. Updated erratically
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,384 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Ellie, Joel, OC - Complete
Garfield Galaxy: Interstellar Quest reviews
Garfield leads Cooper and the crew in search for new home for humanity! Based partially on Interstellar movie!
Crossover - Garfield & Interstellar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Garfield, Cooper, Professor Brand, A. Brand - Complete
Garfield's Creed III: Last Memories reviews
Abstergo has come to take over the world and Garfield must relive the greatest Assassin's memories to find the Lasagna of Eden in order to stop them! Multi-part series spanning epic!
Crossover - Garfield & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,895 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Garfield, Desmond M., Warren V., Ezio A. - Complete
Garfield's Creed, or Nothing is Dieted and Everything is Eaten reviews
Garfield teams up with Assassin Ezio to fight the Templars! But not all is as it seems for nothing is true and everything is permitted! A multi-part tribute!
Crossover - Garfield & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, Ezio A., Connor K. - Complete
The Ballad of the Terrible Cowtipper reviews
In the West, the Terrible Cowtipper has returned after John Marston put him behind bars to begin a new reign of terror against the cattle farmers of the West. After hearing of his father's battle with this dastardly outlaw at a campfire story session, it's up to Jack Marston to finish what his father started before this crook can go too far.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Ja. Marston, Jo. Marston - Complete
The Minstrels' Revenge
Across Italia, Minstrels have suffered Ezio's abuses. And they have had enough - but will numbers be enough to stop Ezio? Rated IM for Immature!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,851 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ezio A. - Complete
An Unexpected Vistor reviews
Joel really does not like Huey Lewis and the News.
Crossover - American Psycho & Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Joel, Ellie - Complete
North by Nolan Northwest
Learn how the Kingdom of North was first founded, in preparation for the coming war against the Baker Confederacy.
Crossover - Uncharted series & Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Nathan D., David - Complete
The Sound of Silence reviews
"Watch where you step! Don't say a word! You'll be in trou-ble if the Boys have heard!" A brief one-shot.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
A Serious House on a Serious Earth reviews
Inmates have taken the Asylum under Joker's lead. He wants Batman to join them in the madhouse... The events of Morrison's Arkham Asylum, as intepretated with a Nolanverse setting.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, Harvey D. - Complete
The Minstrel's Revenge reviews
One minstrel has had enough of Ezio's abuses. But his plan for revenge doesn't go as well as planned... A little one-shot to fill the time between Connor: Requiem and whatever I plan to write next.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Ezio A. - Complete
Connor - Requiem reviews
His involvement in the Revolution had become lost in days of the past. He had no desire to fight in the new conflict against Britain. But when Templars show up at the Homestead eager for revenge, Connor is forced from retirement to defend his family and town. FINAL UPDATE! Afterwards added.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Connor K. - Complete