Lord of House Doofenshmirtz
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Joined 09-18-03, id: 457157, Profile Updated: 07-21-16
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Charmed, Supergirl, Constantine, Flash, and Arrow.

9/20/03 I got my 1st review for my 1st story on this website...7 years ago & I'd like 2 think I've come a long way & developed as a writer. Nearly all of my works from then are deleted because I didn't feel they held any substance and couldn't stand up to my current works. I had some favorite authors most of whom stopped writing but I like fanfiction it gives me freedom to play with characters and get judged on how I do it. So read & judge away...

7/9/09

Well I've come to the conclusion that I dont have time for fanfiction right now. I have a new job & am currently pursuing my career & future. I will be back, I dont know when & I dont know how long I'll be gone but I will be back. I always come back.

11/14/2010

It's been well over a year since I've written anything but like I said in my previous update I will be back lol and here I am yet again @ 1:18am updating two new chapters for my stories. Thank you, thank you. More updates on the way.

2/25/16

DAMN IT'S BEEN FOREVER! But yet again I'm back. So much has changed in my life since my last update. I'm grown now for one thing. When I first joined this site I was a preteen just getting his feet wet. That was 13 years ago! Sheesh! I have a little girl now, she just turned 1 on the 24th of this month. Anyway, I'm working on a new story and also searching for betas. I'm going to go back and reread my older unfinished works to decide if I'll be completing them or not. I still have a general idea of where I wanted them to go so it won't be hard to complete them.

6/6/16

So the next thing few things I'm gonna be working on are as follows (& in no specific order):

- Delete unworthy stories (I was a kid when I wrote some of this & it's obviously not up to par but i gets sentimental)

- My own personal Arrowverse I'm creating that will begin with my crossover fic titled "The League". I plan to make it several stories that tell several tales while building up to a larger and more glorious finale. I've got everything planned out so all that's left is to find the beta's and get the ball rolling. Currently finishing The League and working on the second and third stories

- (FINALLY) continue my Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover series I've been meaning to do. It started with Harry Potter & The Clone Wars but I've always planned to continue on into the Original Trilogy with the characters and explore how Harry, Hermione & Ron's presence would have altered things further into the lore. The next stories won't be like what I did with the Clone Wars, namely bunching the 3 films events into one story, but instead will be told as individual tales as they deserve. Expect to see Harry Potter & A New Hope sometime this year.

Honestly I likely won't do the first one lolol I just cant' get myself to drop the ax! Wrong as they are they're still mah babies! The other two are currently in works so yaaay! However, my internet access is limited at the moment and I'm forced to only concentrate on 1 thing at a time so right now I'm working on the Arrowverse mostly while piecing together the HP/SW crossover on paper and preparing.

6/28/16

Finally completed the first story in the Arrowverse! yaaay! The next stories in the series will be up and completed soon. Thanks for all the support.

- Went through with one of the things on my to do list...deleted my old unworthy stories. Now all that's left are ones I feel okay with people reading. Except for the Jerry Springer one. That one is terrible but I just can't bring myself to kill it lol

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A Charmed Fate by Tatum Salem reviews
Wyatt finds out just how big an impact he has on magic for everbody. Will the dark side finally overtake him or is there something that can keep him from it? Charmed goes as seen on TV in this magical adventure where the boys become the primary forces of good on a daily basis.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/12 - [Wyatt H., OC] Piper H., Chris H. - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 3 by cbstevp reviews
The war against the Others continues as new factions from Dorne and the Vale join the fight. But a formidable new player joins the field as Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons return to Westeros. Meanwhile Jon Snow continues his mission to seek out and defeat the Great Other. Only the gods know who will win and who will lose, and who will sit the Iron Throne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 642,576 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 2 by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? The story continues, taking us to the Wall, Slaver's Bay, and of course the war between Stannis and the Lannisters. But winter has come, the Others are at the Wall, and the feared long night of myth is about to engulf Westeros and maybe even the whole world.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 565,769 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? An alternate version of George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones series of books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,016 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Clone Wars by Leaf Head reviews
Above all they honoured Harry Potter, the sixteen year old wizard who killed Voldemort and put an end to the age of darkness, the wizard whose body was never found. The wizard who, in an instant, had been transported to a galaxy far, far away.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,872 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Anakin Skywalker
Severus Snape's Diary by Wonkington reviews
Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bushy and the Beast by Wonkington reviews
A new fairy tale begins as an old one ends. Snape was cursed with ugliness when he refused shelter to an old woman, and his condition can only heal with requited love. But who could ever love a beast? SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,160 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Charmed: Shadow over Middle Earth by The Reader of Books reviews
Completed! The Charmed Ones are dumped in Middle Earth into the midst of the Fellowship of the Ring. Now they have no choice but to continue on their way... perhaps to their doom. Romantic content in later chapters.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Complete
Sleeping Bushy by Wonkington reviews
WIKTT Sleeping Beauty challenge response. An unexpected marriage is thrown upon Hermione and Severus at an insane!Dumbledore's birthday party, while Umbridge will do anything to get in the way…and annoy everyone within a fivemile radius. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,861 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Suffer the Little Animals by Tuesday Mourning reviews
Blanca, Lobo, and eight other animals set out for a vacation to Camp Crystal Lake... but only one will come back alive. Rating may change due to mutilation of little fuzzy animals.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004
A Well Known Cure by Wonkington reviews
[COMPLETE] Snape gets the hiccups and can't get rid of them. Can Hermione help? SSHG. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mario Kart Strip Racer by MyImmortalSadExchange reviews
Rating might change. Draco challenges Hermione to a muggle video game toniment. But when Hermione turns up late, her thickens the plot and it turns into a game of "Strip Racer". Read, Review, Rock On!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sometimes by Bellatrix Black reviews
“Do you like it when it snows?” ... “Sometimes I do,” he answers. - A short, sweet and odd one-shot. [Draco & Luna]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Freedom by Bellatrix Black reviews
‘They do remember the freedom, and the joy, and the memories from a time so long ago.’ A trio friendship fic. The war is looming and Harry, Ron and Hermione are all contemplative. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful by Bellatrix Black reviews
‘They had all the time in the world and they wasted it on themselves.’ Having known each other since childhood, two young Slytherins learn life's lessons through each other. [Draco & Pansy] One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Vanilla by Bellatrix Black reviews
“So, Master Malfoy,” Mr. Fortescue had asked. “What flavor would you like?” - Draco recollects the first time he met Luna. [slight Draco & Luna] One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Diary by Wonkington reviews
(COMPLETE) Hermione Granger decides to make her 7th year at Hogwarts worthwhile. She makes resolutions, wears shorter robes, and will do anything to stop the Takens from harping her about her love life. RWHG and SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Drop Stuff on People's Head! by MBlack-Sirius' Secret Lover reviews
Fred and George host a TV show where they- dramatic pause -Drop Stuff on People's Head! Dear God, kill me now. Yay! I uploaded! HPSS in chapter 2! I can change the pairing if you want...REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - George W.
One Last Adventure by Raven Silvers reviews
Set 3 years after Allen's tragic death. The League are called back into action to stop a madman from starting a new world war, with the help of an old ally long thought dead. (rated PG just to be safe) COMPLETE [sorry, folks, chapter 10.]
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,234 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Complete
The Grey Mile by witchbsword reviews
What if Bobby and Eames met John Coffey?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003
Agent Smith Speaks by Tuesday Mourning reviews
Agent Smith takes some time to explain himself and the system he works for.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Smith, A.
Shadows of the Past by Amoloi reviews
A mysterious young girl leads everyone out of an unknown forest. She doesn't give the garuntee that they can trust her. As they near the end of the forest she start getting cruel. Draco suspects something but can't figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Draco M.
Dumbledore's List by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Dumbledore gives everyone a list of questions, which they have to answer HONESTLY! Warning, there's swearing in this story and of course the usual insanity! New: Voldemort's answers! (about bloody time, too..)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Severus S.
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ARGUS Files: Santa Prisca reviews
"It never stops does it?" Diggle asked himself as he locked his car and turned around to see himself surrounded by men in dark clothing. "Guess not." He replied to himself and punched the nearest man. As the man fell Diggle reached for the pistol in his jacket, but he was struck from behind by the barrel of a riffle and everything went black.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 8/1 - Oliver Q., John D., Floyd L., Amanda W.
Speed War reviews
A war is brewing for Barry's life and his title of the fastest man alive. Every speedster wants a crack at him, can The Flash overcome the odds? Plus, Wally & Professor Stein suddenly fall ill and it's up to Cisco, Caitlin & Earth-2 Harrison Wells to save their lives.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 7/18 - Barry A./The Flash, Eobard T./Impostor Harrison W./Reverse-Flash, Prof. Martin S./One-half of Firestorm, Wally W.
Ordo Ab Chao
Something is changing how things work and making life hell for everyday folks. Evil walks among us unchecked and free and our favorite chain smoking, trench coat wearing mystic can't have that. On top of his ever growing mountain of problems, Zed has a vision that brings to light a possible truth that nobody is ready for.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,952 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 6/11 - J. Constantine, Chas C., Zed M.
The League reviews
The Flash, Supergirl & Green Arrow face their greatest challenge yet, but they may not have to face it alone.
Crossover - Supergirl & Flash - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 3/7 - Barry A./The Flash, Kara D./Supergirl, Maxwell L., Hank H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Clone Wars reviews
Star Wars/Harry Potter crossover...Saved by the Jedi, wanted dead by the Sith, tossed in the middle of a war, and forced to choose a side. What fate lies ahead for Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasly? How will they effect the Clone Wars?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,373 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Complete
Witch Way Now? reviews
Phoebe rips his heart out for the final time and leaves Cole for dead. The only problem with her mistake was Cole didn't die. Given a chance to do something never achieved Cole Turner now has only one thing to figure out...Witch Way Now?
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,876 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Cole T. - Complete
Hitman reviews
Harry & Ron have grown up and taken on the life of professional killers. Everything is fine until a new job hits close to home & the duo discover a web of deception, twists, and murder. Now the two must go up against a old enemy to prevent Armageddon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,365 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Jerry Springer: My Life Is Charmed reviews
The Charmed cast decides to resolve their family issues on the Jerry Springer show Rated M for crude comedy, violence, sex & sheer ridiculousness. Read at your own risk. This is quite terrible I just can't delete it it reminds me of when I was and young and dumb lolol ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Piper H., Phoebe H., Leo W., Cole T. - Complete