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Joined 09-18-03, id: 457199, Profile Updated: 06-21-10
Author has written 8 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men, Mummy, Stargate: SG-1, Constantine, and X-Men: The Movie.

HI! I'm a really creative gal with way too much time on her hands (which has depleted, somehow). I love acting, singing, and reading. I am heavily addicted to fanfic... I'll admit it. Is there an AA type thing for that? :grins sheepishly:

Anyways, I love X-men, especially Rogue and Gambit, The Mummy, and the late show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I also like Pirates of the Caribbean (Johnny Depp... :Drools:) Stargate SG-1, and Fringe . Most of my stories will have humor in them. And you won't find very much slash. If you're curious to see my writing and acting in action, check out one of my RPG's.

Enjoy!

Works In Progress:

Coming Soon: Pirate Wars (Pirates of the Caribbean) A Pirates Parody slightly reminiscent of some movie by LucasFilm called Star...Something? This is something I've had notes on for a long while. Don't worry, I haven't given up on ERHIT.

Coming Soon: What's In A Name Part II (X-Men: The Movie) As Rogue and Gambit's relationship progresses, her past continues to haunt her as her life changes dramatically.

Every Rose Has Its Thorns (Pirates of the Caribbean) - I'm sorry that this thing has been such a long wait. My Muse is on vacation again, probably sailing somewhere fantastic on the Black Pearl while I live in College Hell...

The Pleasure God Fiasco And Other Bedtime Stories (The Mummy) - I have some of it written but I want to finish it before posting...

Websites:

My old Websites were deleted when Geocites died, but I am in the process of rebooting the POTC one. you can find it here:

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National Treasure: Into the West by RedFalcon2419 reviews
Ben, Abigail and Riley find clues to a lost treasure hidden in the diary of a young pioneer girl. However, the quest to find the treasure soon becomes a race, with one man's life hanging in the balance. Soundtrack Now Available End of Ch. 1.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,284 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ben G., Abigail C. - Complete
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
The Great, Great Trouble by Blacklabel reviews
Knowledge is power and power is trouble and trouble always finds Captain Jack Sparrow : CotBPverse, new chapter 12 JULY
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 197,044 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 1/17/2004
Simple Submission by edwards backup reviews
Rogue's happy. She's got friend's and she's got Bobby. Logan's coming back in a week and she's finally learing how to master her power's. But a stranger comes to the school and he wants in her life with or without her permission.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,878 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Rogue
It's My Life by KiyoneKatz reviews
COMPLETE PostMekanix: Kitty Pryde is approached by Pete Wisdom to help solve a strain of arson cases and strange murders far from home during Spring Break. Chapter 22! It's over!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,371 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Complete
Saint Jude by LithiumAddict reviews
Saint Jude is the patron of the desperate too. [RogueRemy flavoured. Oneshot.]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Street Livin' by Disturbed Courtney reviews
It all began with a young, homeless Remy finding a small runaway girl and exploded from there. Chapter 27 posted.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,103 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 1/17/2002
Hey Dad by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Han goes where no father should NEVER ever go. WARNING: Hanness, blackmail, language, slight sexual innuendos, possible extortion... COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,206 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Three's Company by KnightedRogue reviews
Stranded on a deserted planet, Han and Leia try to hide Leia's pregnancy from an oblivious Lando. 2005 SFFA nominated and qualified: Beyond the Saga Best Humor, Best Ensemble, and Best NonJedi: Han Solo.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Han S., Leia O.
The Prince of Thieves by Michelle2 reviews
Mixed emotions rise when Storm brings Gambit to the mansion especially when he refuses to talk to them about his latest employer. The 'junior' X-men argue that they are responsible enough to become full-fledged members of the team. FINAL CHAPTER!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,287 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 5/6/2004
Death and Rebirth by Zion Angel reviews
Only in hindsight can you see how your choices change you. Only by guessing can you see where your path will lead. Only time can tell who Trinity will become. An unique view on her past.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,603 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Trinity, Switch - Complete
Bad Touch by katjen reviews
A retelling of Rogue's story AU . NOTE 6/13/11: So I didn't realize that the chapters were soooo incredibly messed up on here - I've replaced all of them! They should be more readable now. Kudos to all of you who waded through the mess to read my story!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Jacques of All Trades by Bulletproof Dork reviews
Impersonating a flamboyant French privateer, wearing ladies’ undergarments, keeping one step ahead of His Majesty’s Royal Navy and getting rich all the while: Its all in a dishonest day’s work.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,271 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Land Of The Silver Sun by darkstorm5000 reviews
Wolverine and Rogue travel to Japan together, where Logan falls for a beautiful young woman that they must protect from the villainous Silver Samurai. Plus, a handsome young thief from New Orleans crosses paths with them. Final Chapter Added.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,421 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Paranoia by Enigma11 reviews
When Neo and Trinity were both 17 years old, they met eachother
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Neo, Trinity
A Walk on the Dark Side by jadedbeauty reviews
Marie ( Rogue and Betsy are in Louisiana for Fat Tuesday when things begin to get a little strange. Who is this strange man that is interested in Marie and why are people following Betsy's love interest? Love, drama and mystery begin to cloud this AU fic.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,703 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004
The pickpocket and the pirate by xorcha reviews
A pickpocket is forced to trick Jack Sparrow. Will her greed win out, or will the dashing CAPTAIN sparrow change her mind?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 8/21/2003
Prodigals 17: And They Began to be Merry by xenokattz reviews
Scott aquires a housekeeper at a time when when it is least expected but very much needed.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Cyclops - Complete
Alan & Ellie Jurassic Park by yvonne reviews
Story is complete! An indepth prequel to Jurassic Park, involving Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler and the Montana dig site. The story incorporates things from the novels, the movies and the movie scripts. I hope you enjoy it!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 247,656 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
Prodigals 16: The Depth & the Breadth & the Height by xenokattz reviews
Sometimes familiarity breeds contempt. Sometimes, it breeds intimacy. Sometimes it just wants to breed.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Rogue - Complete
Prodigals 15: Cryptic Love Letters by xenokattz reviews
Correspondence coming through Greymalkin Lane, Muir Island Academy, Cambridge University, and... some places east of Cambridge University.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Complete
Drinks all round! by Cunien reviews
Jack's intent on being the guest of honour at the Turner's wedding, whether they like it or not - the joys of playing dress up and why Jack can't take his wine, don't we all love weddings!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003
Laissez les bons temps rouler! by XxFleurdelySxX reviews
AU. What if Rogue was a normal human without mutant powers, and was in vacation with a friend in New Orleans, and get's involved in an ageless family feud... [rated for sexual references yay!]
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,511 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Ah, the memories! by Cunien reviews
*COMPLETED*'Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...' - remember that? Jack will never forget. Illusive hats, rum smugglers, donkeys and religious confessions! Huzzah for Father Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Hazard by Neurotic Temptress reviews
AU. Gambit, Rogue. Nothing eventful ever happens in small towns... right?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,895 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Complete
Prodigals 14: Cradling the Cactus Tree by xenokattz reviews
The consequences of Marie's condition are explored
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Complete
Prodigals 13: Dream Time Carousel by xenokattz reviews
Several people wake up to confusion. Scott is one of them.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Cyclops - Complete
Prodigals 12: Heinriche Heine's Quote by xenokattz reviews
You are cordially invited to the GreySummers Headache... erm... Wedding.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Cyclops, Jean G. - Complete
Prodigals 11: Cafe on St Martin by xenokattz reviews
A typical morning at a typical cafe in a typical urban city.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Complete
Prodigals 10: Wordsmiths by xenokattz reviews
Marie, her friends and the thoughts that can brew in university. WARNING there will be a LOT of graphic, offensive words used in this piece. If you're easily offended by such things, please stop reading right now.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Complete
Prodigals 9: Stand the Rain by xenokattz reviews
Rogues, mutants, and rain in London.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Complete
Prodigals 8: Pretty, Sexy, Boy by xenokattz reviews
Remy goes out for what's supposed to be a carefree night in the heart of New York City.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
Prodigals 7: Two Princes by xenokattz reviews
Logan's back.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
Prodigals 6: Something About the Rooftops by xenokattz reviews
The roof of Xavier's School can get pretty crowded especially when one wants some time alone.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
Prodigals 5: Higher Learning by xenokattz reviews
There is a very special class in Xaviers requiring a very special instructor. Bring your own dishrag.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
Prodigals 4: Lost & Found Department 1st Floor by xenokattz reviews
Scott and Remy talk over a cold pizza, beer and a bit of boomboom.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Cyclops - Complete
Prodigals 3: Winter Days in Westchester by xenokattz reviews
A secondperson narrative following a day in the life of Remy LeBeau.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
Prodigals 2: Contemplations on an Empty Closet by xenokattz reviews
Rogue's musings on clothes, piercings, and other such heavy topics.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Rogue - Complete
Prodigals 1: Fatted Calf by xenokattz reviews
Scott Summers remembers life before Xavier's while tracking down someone he's been searching for for years.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Cyclops - Complete
Hats at Harrods by Maniacal reviews
Rick and Evie find themselves in a world of trouble as they do their Christmas shopping with a 4-year-old Alex.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.
Jurassic Park New Beginnings by yvonne reviews
Inspired by Jurassic Park, this is an original story that takes place 10 years after JP. It's full of action, adventure, romance, thrills, and...of course...dinosaurs. : Plus there are a lot of familiar faces, too. So Enjoy! Please Read/Review
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 181,030 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2002 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Complete
Boy Cooties by Troll Princess reviews
So what exactly does Logan look like under all that facial hair? *g* One-shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2001 - Complete
When Milk Goes Bad, and Othe Reality TV Shows by Troll Princess reviews
Logan returns to the mansion and the only one there is Jubilee ... One-shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2001 - Complete
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Other Bedtime Stories reviews
Two parter of a typical day in the O'Connell household. Of course, any day with this family is by no standards typical. Some original characters included. Rating will go up in later chapters due to situations. Part II Updated!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 3/1/2006 - OíConnell, R., Evelyn C.
Every Rose has its Thorns reviews
Evelyn was abandoned in Tortuga and adopted by Porthos the Pirate and Musketeer. By chance and to her fortune, she meets Jack Sparrow. Revised and Updated to fit in better between CotBP and DMC. Spoilers for Dead Man's Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,603 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003
What's In A Name reviews
After the events of The Last Stand, Rogue begins finding herself as a woman, while Logan and Storm form a stronger friendship, and an old friend of Storm’s comes to visit. XMen 3 Spoilers!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Rogue - Complete
Fragile Ballance reviews
A half-breed is murdering other half-breeds, threatening the ballance between Good and Evil. Constantine, Angela, and a newly half-breed Chaz must do all that they can to stop it.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2005
Sibling Rivalry reviews
A take on the past of the Carnahan siblings. Evelyn and her brother in different life-changing moments of their lives.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Evelyn C., Jonathan C.
XAdventures in HouseSitting reviews
While Betsy and Warren are on vacation, the rest of the X-Men house-sit for them. Hillarity and insanity insue, as Scott is slowly driven insane. Rating for Pete's foul mouth. (Completed)
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
One Lucky Day reviews
Under quarantine, Jack has a rather unlucky experience in the control room. One Shot (possibly).
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/4/2004 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Mission: Impossible reviews
Gambit and Pete Wisdom are sent on an interesting mission by the X-Women. One shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete