Speaker for the Dead aka 17
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Joined 02-26-01, id: 45720
Author has written 27 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Babylon 5.
I'm 17 aka Speaker for the Dead, the White Star, fanatic plushie author! I started writing fanfic when I was fourteen but it was only silly nonsensical spoofs. My first serious Voyager fanfic was only written less than two years ago, but since then it's been downhill all the way to the pits of fanatism. :)
I love Voyager, and now I've watched tons of the show, cos I *finally* got cable and it shows Voyager everyday!! *yippee*. BUT JIM'S REVIEWS ARE STILL THE BEST!!! *g*

and now that I've gotten myself besotted with LOTR, B5 and Crusade, expect more insanity coming... *evil laughter echoes in the background, ominous music swells*

J/C forever bay-bee!
(and oh, J/D too of course *g*) WHOO HOO!

2003 edit: I don't do much fanfic anymore, sadly. But I need to finish uploading my Voyager/magic fic...

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The Third Nature reviews
Book One of The Triad. Voyager comes across a strange world of magic and mystique, where they are being hailed as the saviors of a bitter war against the ruling monarchy, which has raged for centuries. [COMPLETE NOW-- A YEAR OR SO AFTER. I'm forgetful.]
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 66,062 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 5/24/2001 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
poetry for babylon, volume 1 august 2002 reviews
a collection of four short b5-inspired poems written over the space of a week. free verse.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/5/2002
The Adventures of Ivanova, the Nutella Goddess! reviews
Two kids. One stupid game. More than twenty chapters of insanity about the goddesses Ivanova and Delenn, and how they save the universe over and over. Crossovers with Star Trek, Star Wars, and goodness knows what else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. :)
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2002
Miles To Go Before I Sleep reviews
A Voyager/Crusade crossover-- can the Excalibur and Voyager help each other complete their respective quests, and save the universe at the same time? It's a weird genre, but pleas r+r! :)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2001 - Published: 11/18/2001 - Complete
A Twist in the Tale reviews
a.k.a. Writing Voyager Fanfic With A Writer's Blcok. Don't we all know this pain? Argh!! What should I put in the next line?!?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2001
Once Upon A Timeless reviews
Conclusion: NEVER lock two bored 18-year-olds in a room at 3 a.m. armed only with a computer equipped with Worms and Word. The results can be... dire. (Done by me and my friend, 15 of 26 <=the bold words)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/8/2001
And The Morale of the Story is.... reviews
I can't believe this! Fanfiction.net didn't put my story up on the New page but only on the Update page? Bah! It hates me! Anyway, Here's a Neelix story. It's supposed to be touching, but...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/24/2001
Ship of The Valkyries reviews
Q gets itchy fingers, kidnaps all the Trek men and puts all the women on a hell-raising ride on the USS Voyager. Hilarity (and insanity) ensues. (TNG/DS9/VOY crossover) [COMPLETED!]
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,060 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2001 - Published: 4/23/2001 - Complete
The Omnipotent Prankster reviews
In conjunction with the Ship of the Valkyries story, I decided to upload one of my parodies songs about the Omnipotent One himself. Apologies to Offspring. :)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2001
Emissions reviews
The crew of the Starship Voyager are used as a tool to aid a desperate planet's cry for help- Earth...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/25/2001
One Last Time reviews
Janeway's final visit to Voyager before she gets decommissioned (the ship, that is)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4/18/2001
Champion on the Light reviews
Janeway banishes Chakotay on a one-week shuttle mission alone after he crosses THE line...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2001
A Line I Crossed reviews
The Enterprise-F appears in the Delta Quadrant to take the Voyager home, but something's not right with this scenario....
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2001
Incorporal Nightmare reviews
My Very First Voyager Fanfic was also my first serious piece of work. A suspicious series of murders on board the Voyager incites paranoia amongst the crew. Janeway must find the identity of the killer before it is too late...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,698 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/2/2001
Sweet Dreams, Voyager reviews
The crew of the Voyager discover that the ship that they have called their home for six years is sentient. When threatened by terrorists, they must choose between the ship and the life of their captain...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2001
The Shockwave Trilogy reviews
When Bill Gates takes over the Heart of Gold's Improbabilty Drive, Captain Picard and young Obi-Wan Kenobi must join forces with Q to defeat him! Cameo appearance of Voyager crew!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2001
What Legacies You Leave Behind reviews
A six-year old is told the wondrous story of the voyages of the Starship Voyager which ended in tragedy...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,967 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2001 - Published: 3/18/2001
Postscripts: Threshold reviews
A crazy ending to the Voyager episode. The only time where Windows ever saved a life.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/3/2001
Postscripts: The Q and The Grey reviews
A crazy ending to the Voyager episode. Q turns genie. Chakotay turns green in envy.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2001
Postscripts: Worst Case Scenario reviews
A crazy ending to the Voyager episode.Totally crappy.Q makes some unauthorized modifications to the ship.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2001
Postscripts: The Barge of the Dead reviews
A crazy ending to the Voyager episode. Paris takes a trip to hell. Fun.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/3/2001
Postscripts: Star Trek Insurrection Debrief reviews
An altered scene in the movie: Worf takes some terms a little too literarily.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2001
Naomi's Day Out reviews
Inane Voyager fic. Naomi has fun. Seven has fun. Janeway's plant doesn't.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2001
Beach Boys and Dancing Queens reviews
The crew of the Voyager take an unexpected break. Funny stuff.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/2/2001
To Stay Where You Are reviews
Voyager encounters their mirror universe counterparts, led by Intendant Janeway. Not in white this time (dang, I hate my browser... the words of my other fics were actually dark green!!!!!)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2001
Who Let The Dogs Out? reviews
Inane Voyager fanfic. When Chakotay gets in trouble with the captain, he mysteriously disappears.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2001
The Final Gift reviews
How I'd really like the Voyager to get home. Pure candy fluff with no plot whatsoever. Just Pure Fluff.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2001