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Age: Sophomore
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Location: California (No I do not know any movie stars or surf

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. God is my Hero!

Even when you can't see him, God is still there! Believe!

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God and 93 percent of the people who read this won't repost it? Repost if you believe in God.

God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't deny this because the bible says, "Deny me and i will deny you in front of my father in the gates of heaven."

I love reading and writing

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Quotes:

The choice has been made. There is no looking back. I have stepped over the line. I won't let up, back up, give up, or shut up. My focus is clear, my path straight, my God reliable. I'm a disciple of Christ.

Yes, as a matter of fact I am a Wide-eyed sanctified, Blood bought, Sprirt taught, Bible totin', Scripture quotin', Satan bashin', Sin trashin', Christ followin', Pride swallowin', Hard prayin', Truth conveyin', Faith walkin', Gospel talkin', Bonafide big time Believer (and proud of it)!

"Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live." Special Agent Gibbs, NCIS

"A slap in the face is humilitating. A slap on the back of the head is a wake-up call." Special Agent Gibbs, NCIS

"Be nice to people. They outnumber you 6.5 billion to one." Anonymous

"8/5th of all people do not understand fractions." Anonymous

"Push will get a person almost anywhere--except through a door marked 'pull'." Anonymous

"Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the world together." Anonymous

"The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference." Anonymous

"If at first you do succeed--try to hide your astonishment." Harry F. Banks

He's mental, I tell you, mental. Brilliant and all, but mental. Ron Weasley

-"Why do you live?" - "Because I have something worth living for!" Voldemort talking to Harry Potter

If you want to know what a man's like, take a look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Sirius Black

Numbing the pain for a while will make it hurt worse when you feel it Anonymous

- "Is this real? Or is it all inside my head?" - "Of course it's in your head. But why on earth should that mean it is not real?" Albus Dumbledore talking to Harry Potter

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

99.5% of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, copy and paste this in your profile.

If the first thing that enters your mind when I say fudge is fudge then, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Trix kids should just give the rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.LONG LIVE PLUTO!

(Yes I have done or believe all thesse things)

Come join the dark side (We have cookies!). :P :) ;)

Favorite things:
Food: Pizza
Bakery: Porto's (in Glendale, Burbank and Downey, CA great pastries at low prices. portosbakery.com)
Book series: Warriors
Card Game: Canasta
"Party" Game: Apples to Apple
Things to do: read and write fanfictions
Video Game series: Kirby, Zelda, and Starfox
Class I'm taking: Spanish 1/Drama
Least favorite class I'm taking: Algebra 2
Currently Writing about: How to train your dragon

Most excited about: Getting a Driver's Licence and going to Yellowstone

The stuff below was copied from Greath's profile (I don't necessarily agree with it.):

Guy1: "Sir, we're surrounded!"
Guy2: "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

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(o.o)
(vv) HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

"Human kind can not gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost." - Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

I'm a Furry and proud of it! Copy and paste this if you are a Furry and proud of it

"Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push." - The Joker

"You either die a hero or you live on enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)

"There are millions of animal species but man is the only animal capable of destroying them all." Douglas Wiliams

"It is best to search while the trail is new." - Old Norse Proverb

"We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us." - The Joker

"Up onto the overturned keel
Clamber, with a heart of steel
Cold is the ocean's spray
And your death is on its way
With maidens you have had your way
Each must die some day!" Vikings (TV Show) Season 1 Episode 4

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

Some interesting (Really creepy is more like it) news I found out. (found on 2/7/11)

78% of all accounts on are dead. (have not been active for over a YEAR)

12% of all accounts on FFN have at least one published story and are actively engaged in fandom activity.

Only 32.5% of all users have stories posted.

24 REASONS WHY I LOVE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

10 Reasons why I Love How to Train Your Dragon

1. It's got dragons--hands down my favourite animal in it

2. Chris Sanders designed Toothless--he does NOT look like Stitch but he is simply adorable the way he was designed

3. It was the very first Dreamworks movie that didn't have any cheap toilet humor or pop culture in it

4. The plot was deep and intriquing

5. The soundtrack was absolutely amazing; I always tear up when I'm listening

6. The water looked real; in all the movies I've seen with scenes in the ocean, the water always looks so animated, and that completely distracts me from the film, but in this movie, the water actually looked like water

7. It had just the right amount of action, comedy, and romance a good movie should have

8. It was a fantasy movie that didn't have magic, which makes it more believable

9. The 3D parts don't jump out at you or hurt your eyes; they actually make you feel like you're there, flying with Toothless

10. It told the always touching story of friendship between human and animal--with a dragon, no less!

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Call of the Night by Spidermaster reviews
Upon achieving that which he sought for so long, Hiccup finds that the love of his peers is less fulfilling than he hoped. Particularly in comparison to the love he finds outside of his own village. The young Viking will discover the life altering implications of a bond that runs far deeper than any human could suspect.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 186,999 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
HTTYD toothcup style by Httyd4eva reviews
i promised this to the people who wanted toothless in how to court you princess, but since that was a (you know who) x hiccup story i couldn't add him. Fem! Hiccup, Human (mostly)! toothless. rating may change. sorry hiccstrid shippers, this story isnt a hiccstrid. Oc alert. What? they're supposed to have kids.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,180 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, OC
Truth and Reconciliation by The70boss302 reviews
Hiccup decides that Berk is no longer safe. He makes the call to sever all ties from his home. What will happen when he blows his cover with the village? What will the world think when he reveals his Night Fury? Hiccup sees just how important Toothless actually is. Veers off from the first movie. Expanding the beloved relationship of Hiccup and Toothless.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,284 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
Dragon Claims and Human Change by Selim reviews
Hiccup didn't know it, but he's been chosen as a Dragon Mate. The world as he knows it changes, leaving him to decide – does he stay with humans or move on with dragons? Anthro-Toothless x Hiccup, mpreg, COMPLETE
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Httyd poetry reviews
Just two poems I wrote for English. One is a haiku and one is a limerick.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2014