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100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
* Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
*Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
*Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
*Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
*(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. *(see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will *always* be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. *(see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws [e.g., slowdown and
exposition]),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. *(see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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The Bifrons Rise Again by Sangai-Havoc reviews
Kichirou Bifrons, the last of his Clan, knew he wouldn't have a peaceful life as he worked to revive it. Returning to Kuoh Academy he finds out how much more trouble he'll be in for when his childhood friend recruited Issei Hyodo, this generation's Sekiryuutei. OCxRiasxSonaxHarem. IsseixChurch-Trio. (Summary may change)
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,138 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 22h - Published: 8/15/2015 - [OC, Rias G., Sona S.]
New Beginnings by Death276 reviews
75 years after Nyx was sealed, Minato wakes up in an unfamiliar era. As Minato starts his new life, he must learn about the magic of the future, all the while trying to decipher the mysterious words told to him by Igor.
Crossover - Persona Series & Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,602 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 9/28/2014
The Rebel Returns by hollardude reviews
Heroes are made, Enemies are created, and a Legend shows up for one more party! The Legendary Rebel, Juan, returns but he's not alone in this fight against Claudette. New faces, new story, but the same old growing harem. Time to get this show started! Begins on Beautiful Fighters Episode 3 than to Rebellion. Rated T 16-17. No Lemons. Enjoy the story!
Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 241,735 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/16/2013
Magister Loops by slayst reviews
Mahora Academy joins the Infinite Time Loops. Let's make Pactios around the Multiverse.
Crossover - X-overs & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14
A Problem Devil, Born by SecretArtLotus reviews
Ending the Tyranny of the Three-Headed Dragon by himself, thus saving the Underworld from total destruction, what happened to our Hero, Sakamaki Izayoi? Making a promise he once made to a family, will he keep it? A Gathering of Young Devils is approaching, what will unfold in the party? Will 'he' attend the Gathering? Marrying Rias, will he still be able protect her last?
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Mondaijitachi ga Isekai kara Kuru sou desu yo? - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 460,888 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Rias G., Yasaka, Izayoi S., Asuka K.
New Mobile Report Mobile Suit Gundam Neptunia by HeeroUzuki reviews
Three months after the Eves war Heero is trying to live a 'normal' life, but when he is sucked into a wormhole and dropped into the world of Gamindustri, he is given the mission to help Neptune and company as they collect the Key Fragments. But this mission could prove to be the most difficult, as Heero will be forced to deal with the growing affections of the girls around him.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 390,509 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Heero Y., Neptune/Purple Heart
Hellfire - Book 1: Knocking on Hell's Gates by dragonliege242 reviews
When Ichigo made his decision to leave Karakura Town 3 years after defeating Aizen, he hadn't expected to be dragged back into the supernatural world, which turned out to be much, much bigger than he could have imagined. And the one to pull him into it was...a Mahou Shoujo?
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Ichigo K., Serafall L.
Between Water and the Phoenix (Rewrite) by Sangai-Havoc reviews
(Rewrite) Merlin Ambrosias Tsunagi, descendant of the First Magician, was lying low till he was attacked by a False Hero. Now he's stuck between two Clans: Sitri and Phenex, as their [Pawn] and [Bishop] he'll have to juggle his own magical studies and experiments with his duties as a Devil. OcXHarem. Parts of Fairy Tail included.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,647 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Sona S., OC]
A Certain Land of Illusions by Dragonmaster870 reviews
Kamijou Touma has been whisked away to an unfamiliar land, apart from Index, Misaka, and Othinus. He tries to get a grasp and live his life there, but his misfortune will never let his peace last for long. However, in living this world and getting to know more about it, he begins to learn more about the cruelty of illusionary life.
Crossover - Touhou Project & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,495 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 2/5 - Marisa K., Rumia, Yukari Y., Tōma K.
Infinite Stratos: Truth Be Told by i'mherepresent reviews
Ichika and the gang are now moving on to their second year in the academy. But along with their ascendance to a new level is a whole new batch of new opportunities, new companions and rivals, unexpected changes and new lethal adversaries. But a plot is being brewed in the shadows and it will culminate once a heavenly opponent is sent to Ichika's door. 4th arc, the 2nd year arc.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 194 - Words: 1,926,199 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Ichika O.
Shin Koihime Musou Heroes of Romantic Legends by Rantaid reviews
Red Cliff arc.
Koihime†Musō/恋姫†無双 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 502,499 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 12/23/2013
Legacy of the Kaiju King-Episode 3: Harem of The Three Kingdoms by E.Adm. Keruru reviews
Syrus Gojimura, son of Godzilla, is sent to the period of the Three Kingdoms of China: except...they're all girls! Join Syrus on his journey to unite the land under his own rule and unexpectedly builds up a harem as he go. *A lot of crossovers are involved* Sequel after Season 3; Based on the anime, but VN parts will be included **More details on 'mis-adventures' later**
Crossover - Godzilla & Koihime†Musō/恋姫†無双 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 333,012 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 1/3/2013
Kill the DxD by dude932 reviews
Setting out to find a Teigu that may change the tide of the war, the remaining members of Night Raid seek out the last hope that the Revolution might possess. However finding it led to dire consequences, for the last Teigu was lost for a reason. Now the remaining three assassin's of Night Raid are to live in a reality that is not their own while new and old battles await.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,414 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Tatsumi, Leone, Akame
The Second Coming of Supernatural by ITalkToSky reviews
Lunaire, a magician turned Youkai, who moved to Gensokyo to avoid his family suddenly found himself thrusted back into the world, along with other residents of the Eastern Wonderland. What will he do? The world he once knew has changed in the way he didn't expect. Instead of being mere folklores, magic became a widespread skills. But something felt different from normal magic.
Crossover - Touhou Project & Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/2
Fangs of Fenrir by dragonliege242 reviews
When Black Vritra appeared, the event had the unforeseen side effect of destroying the veil that separated the mundane and the mystical. Now, 23 years later, Mononobe Yuu experiences firsthand the consequences of that event.
Crossover - Campione!/カンピオーネ! & Unlimited Fafnir/銃皇無尽のファフニール - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 54,863 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Yuu M., Mitsuki M.
Protector of Grimgar by dude932 reviews
Awakening in a world with no memory of who he was and with a strong passion to protect, how will Ichigo deal with the world of Grimgar? Feeling lost and unsure of what to do he faces the harsh world of Grimgar, however not alone. With a Priest by his side with her own harsh past will they be able to survive in the world of Grimgar together, or must they seek help of others.
Crossover - Bleach & Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash/灰と幻想のグリムガル - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,039 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/5 - [Ichigo K., Mary]
Please Battle Me Seriously! by i'mherepresent reviews
Kawakami is going to meet its match, the Orimura clan. The youth of both groups will meet and it is certain that new friendship, rivalries and outright chaos will ensue in the city of Kawakami. (A crossover between Majikoi and my own story of Infinite Stratos Truth Be Told, not canon IS).
Crossover - Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> & Majikoi - Oh! Samurai Girls!/真剣で私に恋しなさい!! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/13 - Ichika O., Chifuyu O., Yamato N., Momoyo K.
Hollow Dragon Devil by Sangai-Havoc reviews
Challenge Fic. Yukio Hosokawa will enter the world of Devils and learn more about himself as Rias Gremory's Pawn, along with his mysterious family past which allows him to wield a legendary demonic sword... and he's the next Red Dragon Emperor. Harem with Rias being the main girl.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,290 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Rias G., OC
The Cosmic Sekiryuutei by RoxasHyuuga reviews
I don't own High School DxD or the other elements in the story. Follow Roxas Hyuuga as he goes teach at Kuou Academy while learning of the supernatural and himself. OCxMega Harem Warning: Lemons are in the story as of Chapter 52. Read if you dare.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 892,005 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/16/2013
Truth Be Told: 4th wall Interview by i'mherepresent reviews
This is a bit weird but, I had to do it. This is a gag story where the cast of TbT will be put in the hot seat and asked the questions which matters. Warning for a little weirdness here and there XD [Updated the PART 2 of Shiori's interview before I go to my vacation XD]
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 118,164 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/12/2015
Truth Be Told: Untold Short Stories by i'mherepresent reviews
Short stories related to Truth Be Told. M-Rated for mature content later on.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/23/2015
Task From The God by gunner007 reviews
Thousand years has passed since the event of Dirge of Cerberus, leaving only Vincent alone. But then, an event turns up that requires his strength to join into the battle once again. Full summary in the Prologue chapter.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 541,200 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Vincent V.
Devil King of Demons, Spirits, and Magical Girl by Fangking2 reviews
Nanoha is a magical girl of truth and justice. She will save the innocent and capture the villians...only too bad she and her alien friends has been playing in someone else's backyard...and the owner is not very happy. He demands a cost...and the payment...is her.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/23/2015
That's not a Maken by dude932 reviews
Ichigo, needing to be able to control his spiritual pressure goes to Tenbei Academy, Kisuke giving him some information on how they control their spiritual energy that they call Element. How will he deal when he get caught up in everything from dealing with Maken users to high school romance? Ichigo/Harem
Crossover - Bleach & Maken-Ki!/マケン姫っ! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,232 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 1/4/2014
Maken-Ki DxD - Battle Busters! by dad90 reviews
After being kidnapped by the Devilukean clan at the age of 5, Dayo 'Mugen' Kayode, Half-Demigod, Half-Dragon, and the only son of Ophis, the Infinite Dragon God, has been 'tasked' to stop the Kamigari from resurrecting the Yamata no Orochi. Unfortunately, this task is easier said than done when he goes to the Academy City of Tenryou, where 3 All-Girl schools stand in his way.
Crossover - Maken-Ki!/マケン姫っ! & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 139,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Ophis, OC, 666/Trihexa, Great Red
Tales of the Orimura: The Heir of the tyrant and the queen by i'mherepresent reviews
Set before the Infinite Stratos, this is the tale of the strongest family and its heir... the father of Ichika Orimura and the prodigies, Izanagi Orimura.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015
Loss of a Goddess by dude932 reviews
The God's had rules to follow and breaking them had consequences. Now those consequences were very clear to Bell who had just lost Hestia to Heaven. Now with his Goddess gone, how is it that he will become the Hero of the stories that his grandfather once read to him? Will Bell be able to rise to his heritage, the Grandson of Zeus?
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Bell C.
Infinite Stratos: Recollections by i'mherepresent reviews
The Orimura clan was never a family with a clean slate, almost everyone that is born into its grip is bound to follow its bloody tradition no matter what. But one day there came an exception to that pre-destined fate. And it takes the form of the only son of the matriarch leading the Orimura clan.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,842 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Ichika O., Chifuyu O.
Fighting the Wild's by dude932 reviews
One month after the defeat of Aizen, Ichigo gets dragged into a match against Tatsuki who is being evaluated for Wild's High in Korea. When Ichigo gets scouted along side Tatsuki how will the two teens fair in the well renown martial arts school. Will their own martial arts prowess be enough for them to survive Wild's daily life?
Crossover - Bleach & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A., Girls of the Wild's/소녀더와일즈
Atlantis Dragons by Sangai-Havoc reviews
The three Atlantis Dragons have returned inside the most unlikely of hosts, Kichirou Tendo. A shy, introverted boy who's never been to school before and his first day results in him being killed. Now as Rias Gremory's Pawn he'll have get use to the power he holds and the new level of teasing that he thought Akemi, his fallen friend/sister, couldn't achieve. (May change summary)
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,431 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Rias G., H. Akeno, OC
Hyperdevotion Fate: Goddess Black Heart and the Blacksmith Hero by Kinji Takakura reviews
Post-UBW True Ending. Shirou Emiya had seen it all. He traveled the world, saved a lot of people and went on to continue to be the hero he wanted to be. Never regretting his ideals, he managed to reach the end of his journey, content with his life. Then, a goddess appeared who gave him a second life for him to be a hero...just not for the world he thought he would be protecting.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/7/2015
Infinite Stratos: Correction and Assimilation by i'mherepresent reviews
A mistake can make you learn, but also it can twist and deform you into something you are not.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Ichika O., Chifuyu O.
The Youngest Campione by bubbajack reviews
EMIYA succeeded in his plan...He is reborn in a new universe with a new family for his efforts. With a chance to try again, can the former Counter Guardian become a true hero, like he always dreamed? However, there is more on the line than his ideals and humanity, for gods walk among men...and even darker things lurk in the shadows worse than any Heretic God. Harem! Rated T-M!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 77,333 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015
Higschool DxD: Devil Knight by cloudfarron reviews
Challenge Fic. Zeru Nakamura was able to move on with his life after the death of his parents and now lives a peaceful life with the Hyoudou family. But what happens when a certain supernatural race decides to disturb his peaceful life once again? OC x Harem and Issei x Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,010 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - T. Koneko, Rossweisse, OC
The big sister, the little brother and the rabbit! by i'mherepresent reviews
When did things get out of control like this, at first my life in the academy was normal but after Tabane-nee's visit well... Things changed, though I wouldn't call them bad. This is an OVA of my first story "Truth Be Told".
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,229 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Ichika O., Chifuyu O., Tabane S.]
The Legend of The Living Nightmare by dad90 reviews
After losing his parents and being 'cursed' by a Demonic spirit and his heritage of 'Demons' at an early age, Dayo Kayode not only holds the power of a strong 'Demon', but he also has the strongest powers of a Devil, an Angel, and a Fallen Angel. However, he has to go through Sisters, Maids, Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels, Ninjas, Teachers, and more! Overpowered OC, Alt. Universe.
Crossover - Senran Kagura/閃乱カグラ & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 195,441 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Rias G., H. Akeno, OC, Asuka
Truth Be Told: Eternity of the Molten Weave (Alternate ending 1) by i'mherepresent reviews
The first ALTERNATE ending should Ichika fail to overcome his past. Dark themes, don't read if you don't like it. (Separated into chapters or Acts and not the final version because it's still in the middle of work)
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2015
Vampire and a Transfer by dude932 reviews
What if things went differently between Moka and Tsukune as he was leaving to get a second rosary from Moka's father? What if Moka couldn't accept that Tsukune's feelings for a phantom were more then he felt for her? Leaving Yokai Academy with Kokoa they transfer to a certain Soul Reapers school. How will the two vampires interact with humans, among other things.
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,293 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Ichigo K., Moka A., Kokoa S.
Super Shinobi X by Illuminet reviews
Jirou Musashi is a member of the Oboro Clan of Ninja. An incident in his village casts him nearly 800 years into the future. Here he finds strange sights to take in as well as meet the Sekirei, an alien race that by all normal appearances seem Human yet are so much more. Can he adjust to this strange, new life?
Crossover - Shinobi & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 162,199 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 4/5/2013 - No. 01/Miya A., No. 04/Karasuba
A Fullbring Butei by dude932 reviews
Kisuke having found a way to get Ichigo's powers back to an extent six months after the Winter War he asks Ichigo to do him a favor in return. Acting against his better judgement Ichigo agrees to Kisuke's terms, six months after unlocking his Fullbring he is ranked as an S-Class Butei starting his second semester as a sophomore at Butei High.
Crossover - Bleach & Aria the Scarlet Ammo/緋弾のアリア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,460 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Ichigo K., Kinji T.
Elesis NT Warrior by HeeroUzuki reviews
In the year 200XX, the Cyber Network has spread to the four corners of the Earth and computers manage every facet of life to make life more convenient. All seems well in this new era of humanity, but when strange occurrences in an MMO began to take affect in the real and cyber worlds, one boy and his NetNavi must fight to protect the real and cyber world from destruction.
Crossover - Mega Man & Elsword - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Elesis
Truth Be Told: New Dawn by i'mherepresent reviews
This is just a teaser. Short summary, this is about the descendants of Ichika 300 years after the Truth Be Told story. The story, characters and plot are still in developments and therefore subject to change. (UPDATED, FIXED GRAMMAR AND ADDED ONE MORE CHARACTER)
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/13/2015
The Kings play a Game? By Ninnin by zed019 reviews
The Campiones are individuals whose actions cannot be predicted with common logic. Also known as Kings and Godslayers they are people who hold unimaginable power and influence. What happens when they decide to play in the Virtual World of Royal Road? A crossover of LMS and Campione. Warning: spoilers read at your own risk. Story is not mine but from Ninnin.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 149,215 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - K. Godou
Roads in the Gears by dude932 reviews
With his friends wanting to pull him out of his funk, how will Ichigo and his friends take to the world of Air Treks? Forming a Storm Rider team they'll learn tricks and master the art of Air Treks making a name for themselves, not just in Karakura Town but all over Japan making more and more people wanting to challenge them as their fame and infamy continues to grow.
Crossover - Bleach & Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,489 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A., Keigo A., Mizuiro K.
The Red Star-Marked Dragon Emperor by dad90 reviews
Ash Blake was really excited when his "pal" was born, but instead of a dragon coming out of his 'Seikoku', he gets a red gauntlet on his arm instead. Inside the gauntlet is a Red Welsh Dragon named Ddraig, as he informs Ash that he will be the next Red Dragon Emperor. From there, he will have an adventure he will never forget! EPIC Mega-Crossover! Merged Universe! Lots of action!
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,045 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Louise, Kirche, Rias G., Ddraig
Rose Prince by fujin of shadows reviews
"Thus, I kindly scatter." Summer Rose's last gift to her son: A curse that would render anyone in despair. He thought that it was the best gift that she had ever given him. "Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses." Male&OOCRuby
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,686 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long]
Symphony of the Destroyer and the Queen of the Night by i'mherepresent reviews
Two of the most powerful magicians in the world hides a little secret between themselves. Answer to Floorboard123's request.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Tatsuya S., Maya Y.]
Ichigo Monogatari by dude932 reviews
Now 19 and ready to head off to college what would happen should he find out that his Mother, had siblings? After a visit from his aunt Kaoruko who was a teacher at the college he is attending, how will Ichigo deal with living with her and becoming involved with her research. Will he be able to deal with the research or could he possibly find something he once never had time for.
Crossover - Bleach & Minamoto-kun Monogatari/源君物語 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,270 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014
Ichigo's Life With Monster Girls by dude932 reviews
Lost on what to do after the Winter War, Ichigo gets dragged into Kisuke's and his Father's usual life shattering shenanigans. How in the hell did he not see this coming? Stuck with one monster girl was enough, he didn't think he could take what else was coming for him down the line and why in the hell was he only finding about these strange beings now?
Crossover - Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,641 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Ichigo K., Miia, Rachnera, Centorea
Hyperdimension Neptunia Rebirth: The Power of Choice by Kinji Takakura reviews
Takes place after the events of Tales of Xillia 2 True Ending. Ludger Kresnik went beyond what was expected to protect what was important to him. With his life gone and role ended, he and his brother find themselves reborn in Gamindustri with no recollection of their old lives for some reason. Now, what choice will Ludger make this time? Will he once again create his perfect world?
Crossover - Hyperdimension Neptunia & Tales of Xillia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,505 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Neptune/Purple Heart, Ludger K.
New Mobile Report Mobile Suit Gundam Neptunia Victory by HeeroUzuki reviews
Takes place after New Mobile Report Mobile Suit Gundam Neptunia. While working to better the nation of Planeptune, Heero, Neptune and Nepgear are transported to a Gamindustri in an alternate world. With a new world and a new threat, it falls to Neptune and Heero to save Gamindustri once again. Unfortunately for Heero, a new world means new girls who will fight for his affections.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Heero Y., Neptune/Purple Heart, Plutia/Iris Heart
Joker in the Deck by UberNimrod reviews
Negi has botched a dimension-hopping spell, and finds himself nowhere near home. All three factions are very interested in this young man that is determined to not join any of them. Will Negi return home? Will any of the girls want him to return home? Find out inside.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Negi S., Rias G., Sona S.
Fallen Devil by cloudfarron reviews
Takeru Asama, a young man with a difficult past. He has been through many hardships in his life, allowing himself to be consumed by hatred, revenge, and thirst for power. What happens when a certain Redhead decides to make him apart of her peerage. OC x Harem with Akeno as the main girl and Issei x Harem. [RETIRED]
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 289,577 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [H. Akeno, OC]
Seven Stars, Protector Of One Hundred And Eight by AcadianBacon reviews
Where the North Star shines brightest, chaos will soon follow. Now that his journey has come to an end, Kenshiro is asked by a greater power to come to the aid of the 108 stars, those who've in the past been protected by Hokuto. These 108 are the Sekirei. How will the appearance of the Fist of the God of Death change the Sekirei Project?
Crossover - Hokuto No Ken & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,399 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 8/12/2012
Magical Devils by dad90 reviews
After Kazuki uses his last spell to save Yuna from the retrovirus, a crimson-haired girl comes in and saves his life, but now he's reincarnated into a Devil. Kazuki will replace Issei and will get Boosted Gear. He'll also receive another Sacred Gear: The Ten Commandments Sword from Rave Master. Super Harem story with plenty of fanservice, comedy and action.
Crossover - Maburaho & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 279,660 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Kazuki S., Yuna M., Rias G., H. Akeno
A Death God Among Gods by dude932 reviews
Two years out of Highschool and Ichigo is way to busy to even think about college, how does Kisuke help him out? By drugging him and stuffing him into a train that's how! The Kisuke way! Although Kisuke had another purpose, as always. Ichigo/Sekirei harem. Enjoy! Hilarity will surely ensue!
Crossover - Bleach & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,432 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Ichigo K.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei: Apocalypse by i'mherepresent reviews
Modern magicians consider magic as a part of technology, a branch of science. But there are those who revere magic more than just a mere method of crude human knowledge and they will do anything to make their vision be seen be others. Even if it meant giving rise to an apocalyptic conflict.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Tatsuya S., Miyuki S.
DxD Way to dawn by cloudfarron reviews
Minato Marchosias a devil that walks the path of darkness. Will he ever find the path that will take him to the light. OCxHarem and Issei X Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,889 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Rias G., H. Akeno, OC
Kawakami Transfers by dude932 reviews
Being accepted to Kawakami Academy was a big thing for Tatsuki, she didn't even question why the school had requested Ichigo to attend alongside her in her acceptance letter. However the two weren't expecting to be brought into a Kawakami battle even before they were registered on the school rosters. Also how does the strongest student of Kawakami know Ichigo?
Crossover - Bleach & Majikoi - Oh! Samurai Girls!/真剣で私に恋しなさい!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 370 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A., Momoyo K.
It Started with a Kiss by LTPugh reviews
Ichika Orimura isn't like most people. Then again most people aren't kidnapped at age eight, rescued by and then soul bound to super-powered girls from another world. See what happens when a White Knight is drawn into a conflict where he's supposed to sit back and watch his loved ones fight. IchikaXHarem eventually. Rated M for possible Language, violence and adult situatons.
Crossover - Sekirei & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,197 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - No. 08/Yume, Ichika O.
Mahou Ashikabi Negima (Version 2) by Juubi-K reviews
On a mission to Shin Tokyo to investigate the Sekirei, Negi and Asuna find themselves in the middle of the Sekirei plan. Now they must guide Minato Sahashi to a destiny no one could have foreseen, while their own destinies change in ways they could never have imagined. (Redo of original)
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,057 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Negi S., Minato S., No. 09/Tsukiumi
Is this a Soul Reaper? by dude932 reviews
Finding a certain self-mute Necromancer after an, unlikely 'fight' with his father, how will Ichigo deal with the things that are to come by simply befriending her? Necromancers, Magical Garment Girls and Vampire Ninja's? Wasn't Soul Reapers enough for Karakura town? (Ichigo will not be a Magical Garement Girl or Zombie.) Be sure to enjoy!
Crossover - Bleach & Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか? - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,408 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Ichigo K., Eucliwood H./Yuu, Haruna, Seraphim
Queen's Blade: The Rebels Christmas by hollardude reviews
Christmas is in trouble! A young man who is the present Saint in his family is attack by demons in his home. He escapes and goes to a famous Nephilim for help. Juan the Rebel and his wives must go to the Christmas village and save Christmas before the night ends! Can they do it! This is for anyone in the Christmas mood, and fans of the Rebel series. Enjoy and hopefully a sequel :)
Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Complete
Queen's Blade: Rebellious Christmas Special! by hollardude reviews
WARNING! WARNING! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU GET THE SYMPTOMS OF THAT ARE LISTED; BONER, WOMAN BONER, NOSEBLEED, CONFUSED FEELINGS, YOUR BRAIN JIZZING OUT BRAIN JUICE, VOMITING RAINBOWS, WANTING TO FLY, AND SOMEHOW SLAMMING YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND AND THINK YOU'RE A WOODPECKER (EXCEPT WITH DIRT!) This is for the Fans of Rebel Series. Enjoy. Thank you. COMPLETE!
Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,693 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Complete
Shin Koihime Musou The Rises of Heroes by Rantaid reviews
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Koihime†Musō/恋姫†無双 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 126 - Words: 612,017 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kazuto H. - Complete
New Mobile Report Mobile Suit Gundam Neptunia Mk2 by HeeroUzuki reviews
Takes place after New Mobile Report Mobile Suit Gundam Neptunia. The CPUs of Gamindustri have been captured, and it is up to the CPU candidates to rescue them, with the help of a certain Gundam pilot. With a new mission to accomplish, crazier new enemies to battle, and even more girls fighting for his affections, Heero is in for yet another wacky, and completely insane adventure.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Heero Y., Neptune/Purple Heart, Nepgear/Purple Sister
Pet na Campione-sama! by Asakust reviews
What if Godou was a strange person like all the other Campiones? An AU rewrite of Campione! [Strong and Strange Godou] [Not so Canon Authorities] [Not so Canon Details] (Written in Chapter Alternating PoVs of the Female Cast)(Aiming for Cameos) [Action/Comedy/Fantasy/Friendship/Romance/Supernatural/Harem]
Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,251 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Erica B., K. Godou, Liliana K., M. Yuri
Usurper of Victory by The Hero of the End reviews
Louise wanted a strong, wise, divine familiar. Hmm lets see. Strong (check). Wise (hmm in battle check). Divine (CHECK). The world of Halgekina better brace their seats because Kusanagi Godou the 7th Campione has arrived. Let's see how those nobles deal with a damn divine royalty. Note this is a god fic galore where Godou will just pown his enemies. Die nobles die. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 587 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Louise, K. Godou
Infinite Strike Witches by LTPugh reviews
Ichika Orimura had just won his first battle when a blinding flash threw him and his friends into a different world, One where aliens had invaded Earth and humanity was fighting for its life. Separated from his friends he must fight so he can survive this crazy new world where magic exists alongside WWII technology. M for possible violence, adult situations and graphic violence.
Crossover - Strike Witches & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,023 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012
The first Rebel by hollardude reviews
You think God gives people another chance? Well someone in heaven gave the rebel Juan another life. Let's see how this goes out when your partnered with many girls and your in a tornament! Harem with no sex but a story of a rebellious person.
Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,131 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Nyx, Leina - Complete
It Started with a Kiss Extra by LTPugh reviews
Random bits and pieces from the writing of ISWK. All are NON-CANON unless stated otherwise. M because ISWK is.
Crossover - Sekirei & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/3/2013 - No. 08/Yume, Ichika O.
The Darkest Void by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Darkness brings more darkness. She was a failure of a mage, incapable of casting even the simplest spells. So of course, she had to go ahead and summon the single most talented mage of his generation as a familiar. Reboot at some point.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,641 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Negi S., Louise
Rias Gremory's God Slayer by Shiranui Amaterasu reviews
"Allow me to show you Raiser Phenex, why the name Godou Kusanagi was both feared and revered back in my homeland. Why the titles of Rakshasa Raja, devil king, supreme lord, and Campione were given to those of my kind. Allow me to put the fear of god slayers into you."
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,675 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 267 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Rias G., K. Godou] - Complete
Isekai no Shirokishi Monogatari by Asakust reviews
Ichika is forcefully sent to the world of Geminar and is welcomed into a new life. A new adventure and a new harem awaits!
Crossover - Saint Knight's Tale/異世界の聖機師物語 & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,708 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Lashara, Ichika O.