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Joined 09-18-03, id: 457318, Profile Updated: 05-22-08
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

My name is unimportant - call me whatever you want (seriously). I'm a 17-year-old girl. I aspire to be a police officer some day. Taekwondo is my passion; I love to fight and compete. I have 4 National gold medals, and they are the pride of my life. I also love to act. Like reading and writing, it pulls me into another world, if only for a brief enchanting moment. You can probably guess that like to write, what else would I be doing here? This is really just a side activity for me, though, and I'm more likely to update when I am on hiatus from taekwondo due to injury or something.

I also write original stories, poems, and songs - I have an account on FictionPress.com, too. In fanfictions, I mostly like to write Twilight and Harry Potter (Marauders). I'm pretty sure I've had other accounts on here, where you can actually find some of my old stories, but I've lost the passwords and don't care enough to try to retrieve them.

Call me crazy, but I love to beta. If you need something edited, just let me know.

I put a lot of effort into the stories I write, and I hope you enjoy them. If you like my work, please tell me by reviewing.

Reviews are my brand of heroine.

My Awards:

1st place: BellaxBanana Challenge - Awarded by yayme2012

BEST DEATH THREAT EVER award - Awarded by nothingleft

My Stories:

Dusk: A Twilight fic, my version of Breaking Dawn. My entry for Scipio'sgirl's Waiting For Breaking Dawn Competition. Final chapter is up! Stay tuned for the sequel, Solstice.

157 reviews, 93 alerts, and 78 favorites.

Melt: I cut off the wedding night scene in chapter 4 of Dusk, so I continued it in this lemony twoshot. BPOV Ch1, EPOV Ch2.

13 reviews and 14 favorites

Legal Implications: A Twilight comedy Oneshot. It is probably the most bizarre writing I have ever done, and it was written with Cloudmoo for yayme2012's BellaxBanana Challenge. 1st place winner! Thank you so much for all the votes, guys :)

60 reviews, 24 favorites, and 24 votes.

Hands Clean: A Harry Potter slashfic that I will be working on alongside Dusk. JamesxSirius. Have not made any deadlines for myself yet, will be writing the chapters as I feel like it =D Chapter 3 is up!

21 reviews, 19 alerts, and 10 favorites.

Cellar Door: A Twilight songfic to "Cellar Door" by Escape the Fate. The idea just wouldn't leave me alone, so I eventually gave in and wrote it.

14 reviews and 13 favorites

Drill It: A Twilight songfic to "Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek" by Blue October. JxB, rated M for Rape

13 reviews and 6 favorites

Stories I Beta:

Lies Without Consequence by Cordys-Vision: A LilyxJames Harry Potter fic. James lies to Lily about his bad habit, and their relationship is thrown into a downward spiral.

Exodus of Dawn by ErrorDexis: A series of Twilight drabbles from Edward's POV. His thought processes, his conflictions with relationship...things of that matter.

The Liar Game by DementedAquarian: A Harry Potter oneshot. The first half of the story is a brief conversation between some Slytherins about Harry Potter's fame. The second half is the same conversation with their real thoughts and feelings.

At Eighteen by A-Hard-Days-Night: A Harry Potter oneshot. RemusxSirius. "Eighteen, Remus decided, was far too silly an age to be a virgin."

Praise for Dusk:

Grammar and spelling were excellent...Your characters weren't aliens and I think you got them exactly right."

"One of the stories I would re-read and re-read if it was made into a book."

"So good! Halfway through, I forgot that it was you writing it, and not Stephenie Meyer."

"You capture Edward and Bella so well, their voice and actions blend perfectly with the real characters."

"Flows easily with the real books...One of the first fanfics I've found that's really keeping me occupied while I await the sequel."

"Finish the story puh-leze! I don't think I can stand the suspense. I really do want to know what you are going to write next."

"This story is amazingly written...Very rarely are fanfic writers able to mirror the original author's writing style so accurately. I especially love the little bits of humor that make the characters so real."

Praise for Melt:

"Wonderful! People can't write these types of scenes as good as you... Glad someone can write it right."

"Love was palpable and somehow there's passion between the lines and made the whole story erotic and not vulgar as others lemons."

"WOW... Easily one of the best lemons that I've read. Good job!"

"Beautifully written! This was so...peaceful and mellow. You did well, it wasn't too dirty nor too childish. Once again, you captured them perfectly."

"Definitely one of the most well written, passionate, in character, and absurdly brilliant lemons out there."

"So sweet. So not dirty. This is a pear. Not a lemon."

Praise for Legal Implications:

"HOLY 'Shit' that is HILARIOUS!"

"You had me at Bella eating babies, and the hilarity just escalated from there. AMAZING!"

"Absolutely mind-bogglingly amusing!"

"That was the strangest story I've ever read...yet, I was intrigued

"With the light-hearted writing style, this story made me laugh 'til I was crying."

"How did you think of this genius? I am officialy on Team Blit or Shilly or BillyxShit or whatever you want to call it.

"I think I will stew in shock for a little while. Then maybe I can laugh. Maybe."

"Vampire baby. Vampwolf love. Jacob spontaneously combusting. You have my vote."

"Sick, twisted, and weird as all hell. But funny!"

Praise for Hands Clean:

"Ooh, electric!"

"Great story so far. I love the idea, there aren't many of these."

"Cute! And very funny!"

"I'm really interested to see how this one's going to turn out."

"Nice writing - you sound quite British."

Praise for Cellar Door:

"So damn depressing...Yet so damn good"

"God, it felt like someone was stomping on my heart. I was/am seriously sobbing. You do very good angst, that's for sure."

"This was an amazing blend. You write serious as well as comedy. It was depressing, of course. But amazingly twisted.

"That was so sad! LOVE the ending! Geez! You're amazing!"

Praise for Drill It:

"So sad, but incredible nonetheless. I'm crying now, too. I always hate rape fanfics, but this one is so emotional"

"A wonderful expression of JxB turned twistedly, horribly wrong... I'm gonna go hunt down anyone who flames this."

"I love your work, but I think this is the best yet...it really went straight to the heart."

"I have never seen a rape story that makes you feel sad for the rapist. Or a rape story where Jacob is the rapist, AND in character. And all three? Never before."

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Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Exodus of Dawn by ErrorDexis reviews
The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. Edward's POV -ON HIATUS-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,103 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Edward, Bella
Tear by cloudmoo reviews
Implied Jacob/Bella. Oneshot. Takes place during New Moon. Warning: rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
A Million Years Ago by freudian fuckup reviews
It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Morning After by cloudmoo reviews
Edward & Bella in bed, morning after their wedding night. Comedy. Oneshot. My entrance for yayme2012's contest. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Valentine's Day Repeated by bananacosmicgirl reviews
It’s not a happy Valentine’s Day for Draco. Then again, he might get a chance to do it over… DracoHarry. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,478 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Marauders: Year One by wafflebat reviews
The first year at Hogwarts for our younger Marauders. How they met, what they did and how they did it. Please read & review. Promises to be a good time..! Eight chapters and counting...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,807 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Snape's Secret Diary by scribbleface reviews
What exactly did Snape write in his secret Diary during Harry's first year at Hogwarts? Chapter 3 finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Severus S.
And if I Could Never Find You by Prose reviews
Draco and Harry have been seeing each other secretly for most of their seventh year, but as the end of the term approaches each begins to wonder how the other feels. Features gay sex, language, and ridiculous amounts of alcohol consumption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,131 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Long is Forever? by wafflebat reviews
A promise was made years ago by James, Sirius, Remus and Peter. But with all their paths in different directions, James dead, Peter evil, Sirius on the run... will Remus keep the childhood promise..?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Legal Implications reviews
A Twilight comedy series, written with Cloudmoo and inspired by yayme2012's BellaxBanana Challenge. "Sick, twisted, and hilarious!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Drill It reviews
Songfic. JxB like you've never seen them before. Rated M for rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Dusk reviews
My version of Breaking Dawn; a continuation after Eclipse. Bella's wedding, transformation, and everything that changes in her life as a result. Also my entrance for Scipio'sgirl's Breaking Dawn competition . Rated M for some sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Hands Clean reviews
James is still trying to get Lily's attention in his 6th year, but someone else distracts him. SLASH JxS. Rated M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
Cellar Door reviews
Songfic. Edward loses control when Bella is counting on him most.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Melt reviews
Twoshot, BxE wedding night. Extension of Dusk Ch 3, but stands alone. Lemon, duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete