Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Final Fantasy VIII, and Dragon Age.
I WANT YOU, TO SPEND A LOT!
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Prepare to be offended
And Shepards we shall be
Birthday: Feburary 24th
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I will argue with you until the sun comes down. Bring it on, pussies.
NOTE TO ALL
1. Stop being offended because I'm not going to sugar-coat reviews, or spend eternity doing so. A 3-10 word review can be just as effective as 3-10 paragraphs. Take it, or leave it. Don't comment on my damn stories with a "Blah blah blah, it's good, but you know you shouldn't _"; I'm just going to delete it. Tired of you bitches not even reading then reviewing, after I read YOUR piece of crap and gave you my honest opinion.
2. My stories are all M because they contain mature content, swearing, and a little bit of softcore, steamy love between, OH MY GEAWD IT'S THE BIG ONE, the same gender! Homophobe? Don't even like hetero? Easily offended? Hump the bible? Don't read it. And don't pretend I care you didn't read it or did read it and was offended even though I warned you. Grow up.
3. Yes. I smoke weed. Don't lecture me your false facts, I'll just throw bong water at you. That stuff stinks man, trust me, I know.
4. I'm an offensive person! Stop sending me e-mails telling me this, I ALREADY FREAKING KNOW. Live with it, interweb is freaking huge, you don't need to read what I write/say.
5. For the love of god, tag your god damn OOC stories with a fucking OOC tags you failures. I put a lot of effort trying to get other peoples' characters right and portraying them just as the creators were to if they were doing whatever I have decided to do with them. RAWR.
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