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Joined 03-01-13, id: 4574232, Profile Updated: 05-13-16

Hey what's up guys, Rodent here!

Welcome to my profile, fellas. Everything of mine, stories and profile, are under construction at the moment, due to me returning from my hiatus and deleting all of my old stories. What can I say - it was time for a fresh start, dong ma?

As a Scorpio (be very afraid)...

I like: art, poetry, mysteries, finding solutions, respect, and power... and leather ;)

I DON'T like: personal questions, betrayal, lack of control, spineless indecision, restrictions, and confines. And pettiness is so, so - petty!

So who's perfect?: I'm suspicious, jealous, unreasonable, jealous, vindictive, and did I mention jealous??

Described as: witty, sarcastic, and pretentious... you said it.

Oh, and I'm also a steampunk freak. Cogs and all :D

I Ship:

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (Snanger)

Jessie/James (Rocketshipping)

Arnold J. Rimmer (Ace)/Dave Lister (Spanners) - Everyone takes advantage of the existence of 'Low Rimmer', just because he looks as though he stepped out of Rocky Horror.

Frank/Brad, Frank/Janet (Although, the three-way ship is a bit weird...)

Molly Hooper/Irene Adler (Mollrene)

Sherlock Holmes/John Watson (Johnlock)

(SORT OF) Mycroft Holmes/DI Lestrade (Mystrade)

Capt. Jack Sparrow/William Turner (What IS their shipping name?? Spilliam?)

Anyway, there's not much point in rambling on about myself, so I'll leave you to get to know me through my vast quote collection, of which I am constantly adding to (although progress is slow right now, so there many not be many at the moment for which I apologize). I will say this though: 1) Violins are the best instrument. 2) STEAMPUNK IS THE GREATEST! 3) I love Sherlock, Firefly/Serenity, Twenty One Pilots (Skeleton Clique), Warriors, Alan Rickman (RIP), Red Dwarf, dragons, science, music, Minecraft (especially Thaumcraft, Tinker's Construct, some FTB Modpacks, and Pixelmon), Spiral Knights, art, Jeremy Brett (RIP), books, Terraria, Pokemon, my 'Mystery Instrument ;)' (infuriating, isn't it?), Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Benedict Cumberbatch, stand-up comedy, Lara Pulver (*wink wink*), vampires (You've GOT to watch Dark Shadows!), Coldplay, Pokelock and Potterlock crossovers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (it makes me shiver with antici... pation), Adam Lambert, Dino Run (DX) and a whole tonne of other stuff. If you're for some reason interested in what else I'm interested in, then send me a PM! and 4) If you're gonna talk garbage, expect pain.

And now, quotes! (Oh, and just to warn you, they aren't in any particular order and get updated frequently, so keep your peepers open!)

Quotes

"But, darlings, the show must go on." ~Jeremy Brett (RIP)

"It's something you'll get used to - a mental mind fuck can be nice." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS

"Oh, don't be upset... it was a mercy killing! He had a certain naive charm... but no muscle." ~Dr Furter, RHPS

"What dark ritual?" ~Spiral Knights

"I see you shiver with antici... pation." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS

"We're not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so. Very. Pretty." ~Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

"You feel asleep in my car, I drove the whole time / But that's okay I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine / I'm driving here I sit, cursing my government / For not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement / " ~Tear in my Heart, Twenty One Pilots

"I can kill you with my brain." ~River Tam, Firefly

"I learned long ago that one does not require sight in order to have insight." ~Scar (Lincoln Croft), my own unpublished story

"Your mouth is talking. Might want to look at that." ~Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

"I'm not good with directions and I hide behind my doubt / " ~The Judge, Twenty One Pilots

"I shall remove the cause... but not the symptom!" ~Dr. Furter, RHPS

"I'm evil to the core / What I shouldn't do I will / They say I'm emotional / What I want to save I'll kill / Is that who I truly am? / I truly don't have a chance / Tomorrow I'll keep the beat / And repeat yesterday's dance / " ~Fairly Local, Twenty One Pilots

"I'm not evil to the core / What I shouldn't do I will fight / I know I'm emotional / What I want to save I will try / I know who I truly am / I truly do have a chance / Tomorrow I'll switch the beat / And avoid yesterday's dance / " ~Fairly Local, Twenty One Pilots

"Everything's shiny, Cap'n." ~Kaylee, Firefly

"I've been sane too long anyway." ~Wash, Firefly/Serenity

"Fear might be the death of me, fear leads to anxiety / Don't know what's inside of me / " ~Doubt, Twenty One Pilots

"Stay sane inside insanity." ~Columbia, RHPS

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." ~Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS

"Don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street." ~Sherlock, BBC Sherlock

"You're lost in the woods. We all are." ~Inara, Firefly

"Let's be bad guys!" ~Jayne, Firefly

"Don't dream it - be it." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS

"Domingo en fuego, I think I lost my halo / " ~Polarize, Twenty One Pilots

"Big damn heroes." ~Zoe, Firefly

"Oh, come on Brad, admit it. You liked it didn't you? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Oh, Brad, you've wasted so much time already. Janet needn't know, I won't tell her." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS

"What's the point in being clever if you can't prove it?" ~'Taxi Driver', BBC Sherlock

"What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring!" ~Sherlock, BBC Sherlock

"...Some people juggle geese!" ~Wash, Firefly

"That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?" ~Dr Furter, RHPS

"Well, really! That's no way to behave on your first day out. But, um, since you're such an exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive you." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS

"When was the last time you tried to kill a tree with needles??" ~Rodent2000XD (myself!), to Axle-MC, regarding Lumber slaying using the 5* Handgun, Blitz Needle

"Just because I play the piano doesn't mean I am not willing to take you down!" ~Not Today, Twenty One Pilots

"Enchante. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS

"We may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode." ~Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity

"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS

"There's an old human saying: if you talk garbage, expect pain." ~AJ. Rimmer, Red Dwarf

NOTE: I have so many quotes that I can't even be bothered putting them all up here. How unfortunate for you.

Published Stories

I don't publish my stories. I'm just soooo above that.

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Man Enough (Rocketshipping Fanfiction) by mydesiredusername reviews
James overhears Jessie calling him a whiny, unmanly homosexual. Will he cower away and feel sorry for himself, or rise to the challenge of proving to Jessie just how much of a man he can really be? ((James x Jessie, James x Jesse, Kojiro x Musashi, Team Rocket, Rocketshippy, Rocketshipping, lemon, rated T except chaps 5, 6, and 10 [rated M for sexual content.]) CHAPTER 12 IS UP!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,079 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth, Nurse Joy
Ballad by Mintermist reviews
When the King grants Jester a fortnight to find his lost family, little does he know that he and Jane are about to be swept up in an adventure that will both bring them together and tear them apart, testing the bounds of love, survival and knighthood.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,876 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jane T., Jester
Strong-Minded by elsarenard reviews
Hooper has worked her entire life to put aside the realities of her sex, disguising herself as a man. She lives a solitary existence, until one day Irene Adler appears in her morgue. Molly is drawn into an intricate mystery, plots that threaten to expose her, and the affections of a woman, whom she believes loves her as a man. Victorianlock. Mollrene. Femslash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,721 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 2/1 - [Irene A., Molly Hooper]
Johnlock at 221b baker street by superwholock11111 reviews
Johnlcook haev secks in the TARDIKS awnd then destiel.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
We're Not a Couple! by Roxanne15927 reviews
A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,891 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Red Beard by Jlocked reviews
Summary: When Sherlock wakes up, he is in for a nasty surprise. It turns out that he has been in stasis for longer than the planned 18 months. A lot longer. The scientific vessel Red Beard is adrift in deep space and he is all alone. More or less... Another one with The Lady of Purpletown. We had so much fun doing this one for Miniseries March
Crossover - Red Dwarf & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 4/23 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Learning 'Lock by kaeyes reviews
A series of one-shots in which John teaches the good detective a thing or two. Turns out Sherlock Holmes isn't too gifted when it comes to driving, cooking, swimming, enjoying birthdays...well, the list goes on. But the lessons seem to teach John more than anything. Set between "The Woman" and "Hounds of Baskerville." Rated T just for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,841 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 10/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Firefly Christmas by Loki's Campaign Manager reviews
Features Kaylee and River making paper snowflakes, Wash being forbidden to cook, Jayne getting in a fight while gift shopping, Inara dispensing tea and wisdom, Book serving up a delicious dinner, Simon telling an unusual Christmas story, and Zoe calling Mal an idiot. Pairings include Mal/Simon, Zoe/Wash, pre-Kaylee/River. This year's holiday gift to the Firefly-reading internet!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Mal, Simon, River, Zoe W. - Complete
Black is the Night by barmorcs reviews
Post-Serenity. Maliver. Serenity takes on new challenges, and new passengers. Everything seems to be going smoothly - too smoothly, now that River is helping - when Mal's world comes crashing down around him. Rated M for sexy times later. UPDATED. Reread and review please!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Mal, Kaylee, Zoe W., R. Tam
Chaos Theory by Elandil reviews
The discovery of a girl bleeding out in the street is the spark that drags a certain consulting duo into a world of lies and crime as they unknowingly race to unearth the truth about her past before it comes to find them, with explosive results. But how do you find the truth when the one hiding it is something so very far beyond anything you have faced before? Re-write of Amnesia!
Crossover - Skulduggery Pleasant series & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
A NewYear by Mrs. Shezza Watson-Holmes reviews
John is throwing a New Years Eve party, much to Sherlock's dismay. When a kissing game at midnight goes awry, can Sherlock and John overcome the complications it causes? John/Sherlock? Possibly. Awkward social situations? Definitely!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,847 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Listen to Your Heart by SaraNomed reviews
It was just another mission, one more chance to prove their mettle. But as the saying goes, anything that can go wrong will, and in one moment everything will change. Goals are abandoned, plans are shifted, hearts are laid bare and nothing will ever quite be the same. Cover art property of MistressAinley of deviantart and used with permission.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - James/Kojirō, Jessie/Musashi, Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
A Study in Sinnoh by Pan Hatta reviews
Intrigued by a new case and a chance to trump his brother, Sherlock Holmes makes a spontaneous decision to take on the Sinnoh region. Pity he's completely clueless about Pokemon... "Pokemon are boring." *Nominated for Best Humour and winner of the Most Original Concept in the 2015 RLt Reviewer's Choice Awards*
Crossover - Pokémon & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,833 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Mime Jr./Manene, Sherlock H., John W.
BBC 221b by ItsClydeBitches221B reviews
This is a response to KCS' 221b challenge, however in this case I've adapted it for the BBC Sherlock universe as opposed to the Doyle universe. These are mini fics exploring the lives of Sherlock and John - canon additions, AUs, and everything in between.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 12,023 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Hack: Survival of the fittest by spark n' Jetz reviews
Minecraft was meant to be a game. Hanging out with friends, building castles, and roaming the biomes of creation. Never was it expected to be a game of life and death. A game of hope and distrust. Meet one hero and a band of teenagers as they search for answers in this unforgiving world, and trying to get themselves out of this abomination of a game. No longer on Hiatus!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,093 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/16/2014
Bits and Pieces by cjnwriter reviews
A sporadic series of one-shots not long enough/without enough to them to justify being their own stories. Rated as such because my muse is very unpredictable. And temperamental.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
The Drabbles of Scotland Yard by nicetwin123 reviews
Drabbles about our favorite inspector and Scotland Yarders
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Inspector Lestrade
Totem: Unicorn by PirateFox reviews
Set 5 years after the series. Kippernia's queen has been struck ill with a strange malady that no one seems to be able to cure, but as luck would have it, a unicorn has been spotted in the area. Jane and Gunther, with the prospect of early knighthood, are to join the other knights in search, but get more than they bargained for in the matter. Jane/Gunther with a little Jane/Jester.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Jane T., Gunther B.] Dragon, Sir Theodore
Saccharine by MeltingSunlight reviews
Carolyn never could resist temptation. CarolynXAngelique femslash, M for language
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Angelique B., Carolyn C.
Harry Potter and the Detective of Azkaban by randomperson5972 reviews
It has been twelve years since the infamous Sherlock Holmes was discovered to be a fake, orchestrating strings of crimes to appear a genius as he revealed the solution to each case. Now, Harry Potter is about to start his third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with his friends Ron and Hermione, unaware of the danger that is headed his way...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Life, the Universe and Sherlock by Superpicklechops reviews
Fourteen year old John Watson has just started at another new school. He has a tumultuous home life and is not so popular as the new kid. That is until he meets a certain curly-haired boy who helps him get through his teenage years. Teenlock! No Slash (Well... I'll try) Rated T for some bullying and a few swearwords. Warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,860 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014
The Scenes Left Out by Sandylee007 reviews
Scenes we never got to see in the series, from each of the episodes. What we may have missed out on. Friendship, bickering, bonding, danger, hurt, comfort and adventure. REQUESTS MORE THAN ACCEPTED. NO OPEN SLASH, THOUGH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,713 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Junior Consulting Detective by The Reckless of 1998 reviews
Alex Holmes, the son of Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler, isn't exactly what you would call normal in the eyes of his peers and classmates. Raised by his Uncle Mycroft, Alex has never known anything else, but once something hits him closer to home then he would like, Alex finds out truths which he, nor anyone else, thought possible. Better than it sounds. First Sherlock story :)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,769 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sherlock H., Irene A., Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Cold White Eyes by NotTelling Xyz reviews
"Fight me in honorable combat Herobrine, for I, Steve, a Holy Vigilant of the Order of Notch, refuse to fight you any other way!" Herobrine's eyes narrowed. "Very well, then let us fight."
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Complete
Child's Play by BritishSweden reviews
While out on one of their usual escapades, Sherlock falls and bumps his head. John takes on the task of keeping him in check during the time when Sherlock isn't... quite right. A cutesy story. Not completely sure how its going to go but I will complete it and update it every Wednesday! Not a brilliant summary but I hope you enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,520 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
221Bs of Randomness by Hyperactive Random Girl reviews
A 221B series, ranging from sad snippets to merry moments.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Time with the Madman by ilsdawarby reviews
Moriarty's not done with Sherlock- in fact, he's far from done. But what happens when he manipulates the person who's always counted?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
A Debt To Be Repaid by luna-proeliator reviews
A debt he owed her, a debt she owed him, a dark past that lead them to this outcome: these things bound Sherlock Holmes and Ginevra Lorraine together. Despite years apart, they couldn't stay out of each other's way for long. She was sinking deeper into a homicidal madness; he grew violently bored with every dull case. Can they save each other from havoc and darkness? COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,722 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] - Complete
A Temporary Wedding by misty malone reviews
Post Reichenbach. In order to dismantle Moriarty's web and keep up his fake identity, Sherlock happens to need to be married, and Molly Hooper happens to be the only woman that knows he's still alive.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,250 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
I Believe In Father Christmas by johnsarmylady reviews
John is asked to play Santa at a local Children's home Christmas Party. Sherlock can't understand why he'd rather get ready for that than help with his latest experiment. A short Christmas story, told in 221B style, maybe a little sad, maybe a little funny, I really don't know yet - all I know is, however many chapters there are, they will all be Christmas song titles :D Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper - Complete
The Boy on the Roof by Superpicklechops reviews
TWO-SHOT. A 14 year old John Watson had moved to London after a traumatic incident in the summer. He hates his new school and his new home until he sees the boy on the roof. Who is the boy and can he help John fit in? Awful summary, Includes some strong language and references to bullying. Rated T to be sure. NO SLASH, just happiness! (Hopefully, my brain works weirdly...)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Complete
221B Drabbles by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Drabbles in the 221B format. I thought I might try some of these out. Feel free to review with ideas or PM me xxx I don't really write slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 14,917 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012
Chance Meeting by Moohickyalah reviews
The story of how Moohickyalah meet AxleMC131 and the resulting friendship that began. But will it stay just as a friendship, or will it lead to more?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013
I See You Shiver With Anticipation by DONT-BL1NK reviews
Crossdressers, crazy songs, six inch stilettos. Sex. This is the play John Watson's drama class is putting on. And he couldn't hate it more. This play belongs to Richard O'Brien, and I am simply using it for fictional purposes. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is entirely of coincidence. [Future sexual content]
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Harry W.
Drabbles on Sherlock Holmes and his daily life by nicetwin123 reviews
Sherlock faces a few problems that are anything but normal.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,242 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012
Roses by AxleMC131 reviews
Moohickyalah and Axle are walking through the village one day, when a flower shop catches Axle's attention. Moohaxle one-shot originally using our real names. Beware of some adorableness! :3
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
Picture by Moohickyalah reviews
Moohicky and Axle take a walk along the beach with a twist or two. A MoohAxle one shot that came to mind due to a walk on the beach with Axle in real life. Rated T for one small curse, romance and an inuendo.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
BelowZ by AxleMC131 reviews
Axle and his sister Rodent are veteran survivors in the apocalyptic world of MineZ. They've been fighting back for years, but when one day they get kidnapped by the ancient Thieves Guild, the map is turned upside down and inside out. The siblings are thrown into an underground mission to discover a cure, and the secrets of MineZ's past...
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013
Pranks by falconer54 reviews
Everybody has a mischievous streak...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012
Drabbles by falconer54 reviews
A purely sporadic drabble series. will be updated infrequently. Ratings may be subject to change
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012
The Diaries by kattykitty reviews
Months after leaving Starbug, Rimmer returns for a flying visit only to find that a few major things have changed. Faced with Kochanski, forced to play out his new role as Ace and finding Lister more than a little distant, Rimmer seeks to find answers. When Lister offers none, where else should he look but Lister's diary? Rated T for eventual slash! R&R!
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Status Quo by Butterflygirl113 reviews
Late night pondering post-Legion.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
A Comedy of Errors by JamesLuver reviews
Jessie and James learn unexpected things about each other, courtesy of a helping paw from Meowth. Little do they know that it's about to change their group dynamics forever...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō] Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
FireflySerenity Series by ficwriterjet reviews
The crew becomes more like a family after the events of Serenity, mostly focusing on Mal's changing relationship with both Simon and River. WARNING: M/M and M/F spanking of adults.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,098 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Mal, Simon
Missing Connections by Emi Lillian Kitsune reviews
Several one-shots detailing missing Snape-Harry moments... ones I thought were sorely needed. Includes Occlumency memories, Snape picking up Harry, Umbridge's detentions, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wonderful Wizard of Smeg by UnicornGiggles reviews
Christmas drabble - Lister has an oddly familiar dream
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Lister, D. - Complete
Alteration by Roadstergal reviews
AU retelling of DNA. Rimmer doesn't give up on the dandruff. Warning for some mild gore.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Detention by Tamsin1 reviews
Hermione gets detention with Snape, and reliases something in between her hundred lines... (ok, I'm bad at summaries) Rated T just in case. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
In the Pantheons of the Gods by Chriss Corkscrew reviews
Pants are going missing. Can Lister track down the cause. Seriously!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Lister, D., Kryten
Low by Feared-Director reviews
Low Rimmer angst. Smeg, general Rimmer angst, but pretty much Low Rimmer-y. Slashy, because slash makes the world go round.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2004
Hurt You by Feared-Director reviews
slash-ity slash-ness. of the vaguely incestuous kind. Low Rimmer runs into Normal Rimmer. Lovely lovely things happen.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Rimmer, A., Rimmer, A.
Emails by starfruit reviews
My take on what would happen if the RD characters started emailing each other.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002