Hey what's up guys, Rodent here!
Welcome to my profile, fellas. Everything of mine, stories and profile, are under construction at the moment, due to me returning from my hiatus and deleting all of my old stories. What can I say - it was time for a fresh start, dong ma?
As a Scorpio (be very afraid)...
I like: art, poetry, mysteries, finding solutions, respect, and power... and leather ;)
I DON'T like: personal questions, betrayal, lack of control, spineless indecision, restrictions, and confines. And pettiness is so, so - petty!
So who's perfect?: I'm suspicious, jealous, unreasonable, jealous, vindictive, and did I mention jealous??
Described as: witty, sarcastic, and pretentious... you said it.
Oh, and I'm also a steampunk freak. Cogs and all :D
Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (Snanger)
Arnold J. Rimmer (Ace)/Dave Lister (Spanners) - Everyone takes advantage of the existence of 'Low Rimmer', just because he looks as though he stepped out of Rocky Horror.
Frank/Brad, Frank/Janet (Although, the three-way ship is a bit weird...)
Molly Hooper/Irene Adler (Mollrene)
Sherlock Holmes/John Watson (Johnlock)
(SORT OF) Mycroft Holmes/DI Lestrade (Mystrade)
Capt. Jack Sparrow/William Turner (What IS their shipping name?? Spilliam?)
Anyway, there's not much point in rambling on about myself, so I'll leave you to get to know me through my vast quote collection, of which I am constantly adding to (although progress is slow right now, so there many not be many at the moment for which I apologize). I will say this though: 1) Violins are the best instrument. 2) STEAMPUNK IS THE GREATEST! 3) I love Sherlock, Firefly/Serenity, Twenty One Pilots (Skeleton Clique), Warriors, Alan Rickman (RIP), Red Dwarf, dragons, science, music, Minecraft (especially Thaumcraft, Tinker's Construct, some FTB Modpacks, and Pixelmon), Spiral Knights, art, Jeremy Brett (RIP), books, Terraria, Pokemon, my 'Mystery Instrument ;)' (infuriating, isn't it?), Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Benedict Cumberbatch, stand-up comedy, Lara Pulver (*wink wink*), vampires (You've GOT to watch Dark Shadows!), Coldplay, Pokelock and Potterlock crossovers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (it makes me shiver with antici... pation), Adam Lambert, Dino Run (DX) and a whole tonne of other stuff. If you're for some reason interested in what else I'm interested in, then send me a PM! and 4) If you're gonna talk garbage, expect pain.
And now, quotes! (Oh, and just to warn you, they aren't in any particular order and get updated frequently, so keep your peepers open!)
"But, darlings, the show must go on." ~Jeremy Brett (RIP)
"It's something you'll get used to - a mental mind fuck can be nice." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS
"Oh, don't be upset... it was a mercy killing! He had a certain naive charm... but no muscle." ~Dr Furter, RHPS
"What dark ritual?" ~Spiral Knights
"I see you shiver with antici... pation." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS
"We're not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so. Very. Pretty." ~Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
"You feel asleep in my car, I drove the whole time / But that's okay I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine / I'm driving here I sit, cursing my government / For not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement / " ~Tear in my Heart, Twenty One Pilots
"I can kill you with my brain." ~River Tam, Firefly
"I learned long ago that one does not require sight in order to have insight." ~Scar (Lincoln Croft), my own unpublished story
"Your mouth is talking. Might want to look at that." ~Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
"I'm not good with directions and I hide behind my doubt / " ~The Judge, Twenty One Pilots
"I shall remove the cause... but not the symptom!" ~Dr. Furter, RHPS
"I'm evil to the core / What I shouldn't do I will / They say I'm emotional / What I want to save I'll kill / Is that who I truly am? / I truly don't have a chance / Tomorrow I'll keep the beat / And repeat yesterday's dance / " ~Fairly Local, Twenty One Pilots
"I'm not evil to the core / What I shouldn't do I will fight / I know I'm emotional / What I want to save I will try / I know who I truly am / I truly do have a chance / Tomorrow I'll switch the beat / And avoid yesterday's dance / " ~Fairly Local, Twenty One Pilots
"Everything's shiny, Cap'n." ~Kaylee, Firefly
"I've been sane too long anyway." ~Wash, Firefly/Serenity
"Fear might be the death of me, fear leads to anxiety / Don't know what's inside of me / " ~Doubt, Twenty One Pilots
"Stay sane inside insanity." ~Columbia, RHPS
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." ~Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS
"Don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street." ~Sherlock, BBC Sherlock
"You're lost in the woods. We all are." ~Inara, Firefly
"Let's be bad guys!" ~Jayne, Firefly
"Don't dream it - be it." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS
"Domingo en fuego, I think I lost my halo / " ~Polarize, Twenty One Pilots
"Big damn heroes." ~Zoe, Firefly
"Oh, come on Brad, admit it. You liked it didn't you? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Oh, Brad, you've wasted so much time already. Janet needn't know, I won't tell her." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS
"What's the point in being clever if you can't prove it?" ~'Taxi Driver', BBC Sherlock
"What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring!" ~Sherlock, BBC Sherlock
"...Some people juggle geese!" ~Wash, Firefly
"That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?" ~Dr Furter, RHPS
"Well, really! That's no way to behave on your first day out. But, um, since you're such an exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive you." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS
"When was the last time you tried to kill a tree with needles??" ~Rodent2000XD (myself!), to Axle-MC, regarding Lumber slaying using the 5* Handgun, Blitz Needle
"Just because I play the piano doesn't mean I am not willing to take you down!" ~Not Today, Twenty One Pilots
"Enchante. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS
"We may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode." ~Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity
"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache." ~Dr. Furter, RHPS
"There's an old human saying: if you talk garbage, expect pain." ~AJ. Rimmer, Red Dwarf
NOTE: I have so many quotes that I can't even be bothered putting them all up here. How unfortunate for you.
I don't publish my stories. I'm just soooo above that.