Author has written 6 stories for Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, Minecraft, and Harry Potter.
Hello readers-who-can-be-bothered-looking-at-my-profile! :D
I'm Rodent2000XD, a Fanfictioner who's been around for a while. Recently (21st of May, 2015), I returned to the glorious world of Fanfiction.net, after many months of absence. So, for those who have followed or favourited me, you've probably noticed a lack of whiskery wonder on this website. All I can say is: 'sorry bro.'
But DON'T PANIC! I have returned! Bringing with me many new ideas and a new laptop (named Pree - spot prize if you get the reference). It may take some time to get all my stories updated, so please be patient with me! Naturally I will be re-writing some stuff, re-starting some stuff, probably deleting a whole lot of stuff, while also publishing plenty of new stuff to keep you dudes/dudettes entertained XD.
Additionally, if you have 'discovered' this certain grey harvest mouse (i.e. 'me'), it may have been thanks to AxleMC131, my older brother. Anywho, he mainly writes Minecraft Fanfictions (and he's pretty damn good at them too), but you should totally check out his writing and profile (say you were sent by Rodent of the Whisker - my full title :D)
I suppose I should give you an idea of my own personal interests too. Well, I'm in my second of year of playing the violin (still very much a beginner XD), but I've recently also taken up playing the clarinet as well. I don't really listen to a fixed genre of music, although I have to say that jazz/blues has got to be my favourite, especially Hugh Laurie's performances. The soundtracks from BBC Sherlock and How to Train Your Dragon I also quite like.
I used to read a lot when I was younger, but not so much nowadays, although I am gradually getting back into the habit of reading during my spare time. I like to explore literature, so I don't generally favour one genre over another. I am particularly fond of the original Sherlock Holmes mysteries by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Sir ACD for short XD), as well as Warriors, Harry Potter, ect. My favourite animated movie has got to be How to Train Your Dragon - both the first, and the sequel. The books were awesome too XD. But my all-round favourite film is Love Actually, despite the various sexual scenes/references.
More updates will be coming shortly, thanks to my. . . friend, for pressuring me to keep writing - you know damn well who you are :3 And now, have a look around my profile :D
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Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
(Constantly in progress - warning: there are a lot XD)
"I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"The shop didn't have any Irish spaniels, sir, but I thought that this Irish wolfhound would do." - Jeeves, from Jeeves & Wooster
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"Brainy is the new sexy." - Irene Adler (THE Woman), from BBC Sherlock
"Two words - the second word is 'off'." - Unknown
"I do not shave for Sherlock Holmes!" - John Watson, from BBC Sherlock
"Anderson, don't talk out loud you lower the IQ of the whole street." - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"Come in and warm yourself by this roaring candle." - The Goon Show
"Dear God - what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring!" - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath; do your research!" - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"(Lister) Why don't we ever meet anyone nice?" - "(Cat) Why don't we ever meet anyone who can shoot straight?!" - Lister & Cat, from Red Dwarf
"(Sherlock) Punch me." - (John) What?" - "(Sherlock) I said punch me, in the face; didn't you hear me?" - "(John) I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext." - Sherlock Holmes & John Watson, from BBC Sherlock
"We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants, so I wouldn't hold out too much hope." - John Watson, from BBC Sherlock
"The worst part about being strong is that no one ever asks if you're okay." - Unknown
"I'm not okay..." - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"You see, but you do not observe!" - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I'd be dreaming of you... but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren't a dream." - Unknown
"(Moriarty) I will burn, the HEART out of you." - "(Sherlock) I have been reliably informed that I don't have one." - "(Moriarty) But we both know that's not quite true..." - Sherlock Holmes & James Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock
"(Manny) And what if the plan DOES fail?" - "(Bernard) Then I will... drink heavily and shout at you!" - Manny & Bernard, from Black Books
"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself. But talent instantly recognizes genius." - Sherlock Holmes
"Forget what hurt you, but never forget what it taught you." - Unknown
"Not our division!" - DI Gregory Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock
"Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's about who came, stayed by your side, and never left you when you needed someone the most." - Unknown
"Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway." - Sherlock Holmes (text), from BBC Sherlock
"The best feeling is when you look at him and he is already staring." - Unknown
"Oh, please! Killing me? That's so two years ago." Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, but my attitude depends on who you are." - Unknown
"I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"We're giving you a second chance at life, so that you can screw it up in a new and original way." - Holly, from Red Dwarf
"In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king... and honey you should see me in a crown." - James Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock
"Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which you should do is the worst kind of suffering." - Unknown
"Let's play a game... let's play MURDER." - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies." - Unknown
"We can't giggle, it's a crime scene." - John Watson, from BBC Sherlock
"Evidence without certainty is called science. Certainty without evidence is called religion." - Unknown
"Get out - I need to go to my Mind Palace." - Sherlock Holmes, BBC Sherlock
"Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care, but because they don't." - Unknown
"Every fairy-tale needs a good old fashioned villain." - James Moriarty, from Sherlock Holmes
"Those who are heartless once cared too much." - Unknown
"He's clueing for looks." - John Watson, from BBC Sherlock
"Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side." - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
"There is no smoke without fire." - Unknown
"It's not that I don't know what's wrong; it's that you wouldn't understand if I told you." - Unknown
"Quiet. Calm. Peaceful. Isn't it hateful?" - Sherlock Holmes, from BBC Sherlock
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (wow- defrost something frozen!?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (and heating does WHAT to something?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (oh yes, children can drive if they do not have this medication.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( where else can i use it?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." ( very descriptive)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That would be why I bought it)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."
On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.
On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (But its dirty!)
A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals."
A VCR box says: "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (Um... How do i watch it?)
A can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."
A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire." (Isn't that the point?)
A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Thank you, I'm not blind)
A baby stroller: "Remove child before folding." (Oh, so that's why it's not folding!)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." ( oh, i thought they had a force field)
A Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating." (But that adds the extra flavor)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! =D
Oh, and here's a key for understanding what my 'status terms' mean:
New: Hm, a new story! This one has been recently published and probably still in progress.
Complete: Congratulations! This fanfiction has been completed, but you never know; adjustments could be still be made in the future.
In Progress: Yeah yeah, I'm working on it. I might have writer's block at the moment, or I just haven't had enough time to write recently.
Re-writing in Progress: I probably don't like what's happened so far and so have decided to up-date some of my work. I would suggest waiting until the re-writing is complete before reading!
'BBC Sherlock - Can We Keep Him?', TV > Sherlock - Current Status: Re-writing in Progress
Summary: Sherlock wants to have a pet at 221B, but John disagrees. What will happen if Sherlock gets his way? A humorous little one-shot :D All reviews and feedback welcome! (See my Profile for additional information!)
More Info/Notes: I have to admit, I did enjoy writing this one-shot. Now that it's been updated, I hope y'all enjoy reading the new and improved version! I deleted the old story completely and re-published it, and I definitely feel that it's a lot better than it was.
Updates/News: Re-write will be updated very soon!
'BBC Sherlock - Leftovers', TV > Sherlock - Current Status: Re-writing in Progress
Summary: A collection of one-shots, drabbles, ficlets, and other bits and pieces. May contain fluff, angst, humour, ect. (See my Profile for additional information!)
More Info/Notes: I started this fanfiction quite a while ago, and looking back I realize how truly crap it is XD. Hence why it's currently being re-written, as my writing style has 'developed', somewhat. So, for this fanfic I would just like to say that all suggestions and ideas for chapters are all welcome, as you may have noticed from the various dedications.
Updates/News: Currently re-reading this. . . Man it's terrible XD I have begun the slow progress of re-writing it, but I'm afraid it won't be updated until I have a few more chapters to publish.
'Harry Potter - Pink is my Colour', Books > Harry Potter - Current Status: New/In Progress
Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione have had enough of Professor Snape's harsh punishments and snarky behavior. Together, they must figure out a way to cure his ill temper - but will it all go to plan? (See my Profile for additional information!)
Dedication: '. . .to a very special 'friend' of mine who will, for now, go unnamed. But I'm sure you already know damn well who you are, Doctor XD'
More Info/Notes: Yeah yeah, I know; I have a lot of weird ideas. Luckily for you dudes/dudettes, I store most of them safely in their respective Room in my Mind Palace. Obviously, however, some of them escape. I know I really shouldn't laugh at my own jokes, but it was amusing to write this. I hope you all enjoy what I've done so far!
Updates: Chapter two is out! Hope y'all enjoy it :D
YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES WHEN...
1. You have imaginary conversations with Holmes and/or Watson
2. If you see any mention of the Victorian Era, you search the article/entry/etc for any mention of Sherlock Holmes
3. You check out only mystery books from the library
4. You have dreams about Sherlock Holmes / Victorian Era ( most recent one: getting a torch thrown at you when apprehending a criminal with Holmes and Watson) *DO I NEED HELP?*
5. You find yourself exchanging writing tips with Watson
6. You want to go to London to ...go to the Sherlock Holmes Museum
7. You want to go to Switzerland...to go to Reichenbach Falls
8. You keep making connections to Sherlock Holmes
9. You have daydreams involving characters from Sherlock Holmes
10. You find yourself saying "What the deuce" sometimes
11. You label your triangles "ACD' in geometry class
...guilty as charged.