MalloryInTheMiddle
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Joined 03-01-13, id: 4574719, Profile Updated: 01-26-15
Author has written 18 stories for Malcolm in the Middle.

Wilkercest and smut/crack

This is my account dedicated solely to my dumb Malcolm in the Middle fanfics. :)

Complaints? Requests? Wanna talk about Malcolm in the Middle? My email: pinkpanther_37plp@yahoo.com

I apologize in advance for sucking at writing


Currently working on a new [wilkercest] story. Unfortunately, ADTTB will have to wait a little bit longer. :(
My inbox is always open if you wanna yell at me for not updating

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Sexy drabbles by Mislav reviews
I apologize for cheesy title. Just bunch of drabbles, over dozens of pairings of all sort: male slash, fem slash, het. Some Wilkercest, some not, some one-sided, some not, some very short, some not, some very explicit, some not. I owe nothing. Rated M fir reason. Please forgive any minor spelling or grammar mistakes and please read and review.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Malcom, Hal, Lois, Francis
Peanut Butter Blows by rockysclouds reviews
Reese can still taste the peanut butter on him. / Sequel to Peanut Butter Kisses. Contains incest, slash, and Wilkercest. Lots of Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
Peanut Butter Kisses by rockysclouds reviews
Reese makes peanut butter cookies, yet demands Malcolm's help. / Contains incest and slash, don't like, don't read. Pleeeeeeaaaaaase no flames. Also, just a drabble, nothing serious.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
Propinquity by afullmargin reviews
Explicit. M/M. propinquity [prəˈpɪŋkwɪtɪ] n 1. nearness in place or time 2. nearness in relationship
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2013 - J. Munch, O. Tutuola - Complete
Leather by lycan-cub reviews
George's early birthday present to Elliot. Written for Bucken Berry. Please R&R. Elliot/George. Slash.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2012 - E. Stabler, G. Huang - Complete
The Call by DandyBoyDaniel reviews
Stiles receives a strange threatening phone call from a psychotically perverted Derek Hale which leads him to believe he's under siege in his own home. Ten-and-a-half inches. Enough said. Warnings: Dirty talk and rape-fantasy. Descriptions of violent and graphic gay sex. Implied under-age sex. Sterek deliciousness.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
And I Was by Sweetie Amoeba reviews
Johnny's life is in ruins and only one thing makes sense: It's all Daniel's fault. SLASH.
Karate Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Johnny L., Daniel L. - Complete
Prizes by KittyBits reviews
AU all-human Sterek. Stiles was the teacher. Derek was the student. And Stiles just really, really wanted to rip off all of Derek's clothes and lick off that horribly sexy scowl. He didn't though, because he was a teacher and responsible and proper. But then Laura asked for his help with Derek and there was no way this could end anyway but badly.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Mated by theSilence reviews
Stiles finds out he's Derek's mate. So then why does he feel like Derek's whore? Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 127 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Maid by FireyFreedom reviews
Stiles is insane, Derek is turned on, and things get steamy. Sterek
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Mating Season by Bucken-Berry reviews
Request from my best buddy ever, Benny. He wanted a fic where Elliot's a werewolf and George sees him changing for the first time.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2011 - G. Huang, E. Stabler - Complete
Hiding in the Closet by SilverHowler reviews
George and Elliot hides in a closet. Things happen. This is slash.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2011 - G. Huang, E. Stabler - Complete
Jealousy by stage crew reviews
Elliot stops by Huang's place, and they're both embarrassed. G/OMC, E/G pre-slash. Rating has been upped to M for brief explicit sexual happenings.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - E. Stabler, G. Huang - Complete
Anger by Bucken-Berry reviews
Missing scene from Merchandise. What happened when Fin told George about Elliot and Olivia going behind his back? What happened after? Fin/George
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - G. Huang, O. Tutuola - Complete
Uncertainty by Bucken-Berry reviews
Elliot was sure of two things only; he was straight, and he hated George.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - G. Huang, E. Stabler - Complete
Say by AntisepticNoir reviews
They'll never say just what you know they should. How funny it is that it all hinges on the one person it shouldn't. Oneshot. Andy/Sid - in that order. Requested in Disney kink-meme lj community.
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Andy D., Sid P. - Complete
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MalloryInTheMiddle's Spookapalooza Halloween Special reviews
3 short, spooktacular MitM stories just in time for Halloween! Warning: smut, incest, evil babies and homicidal toast.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Malcom, Reese, Hal, Grandma Ida - Complete
Ashes Don't Taste That Bad reviews
aka Psychopath, Golden Boy and the idiot. Herkabe finally notices Reese and Malcolm's more-than-brotherly relationship, and decides he wants Malcolm for himself. Smut. Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,325 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - [Malcom, Reese, Lionel H.]
Lit reviews
s2-ep17: 'Surgery' Francis is very weak, and Commandant Spangler can't help but let his mind wander. Slash (Request)
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Francis, Edwin S.] - Complete
Getting Closer reviews
CO-WRITTEN w/ MISLAV. After Malcolm and Lois were barricaded in a bedroom due to them both having mono, something happens that changes their relationship completely.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Malcom, Lois]
Lychee Boy reviews
AU. Malcolm's dad and Reese's mom are getting married! Malcolm doesn't think he will be able to get along with Reese. Reese/Malcolm slash. Underage sex.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,389 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Malcom, Reese] - Complete
This is also not a story reviews
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ! Foul language. Hermaphrodites. The unfortunate but true story of Malcolm trying to get some bootay
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Malcom, Reese, Lois - Complete
Yesterday's News reviews
Circa s2: Reese and Malcolm are in a relationship...but since when was Malcolm fooling around with Francis? Do Reese and Francis know something that Malcolm doesn't? Underage Sex. Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Malcom, Reese, Francis - Complete
Dirty reviews
s6-ep16: 'No Motorcycles' Sequel to 'Love You, Too', Dad. It's Francis's 21st birthday and Hal keeps his promise of taking him on a father-son motorcycle trip. Parental Incest. (Request)
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - [Hal, Francis] - Complete
This is not a story reviews
Do not read - just a test
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Love You, Too, dad reviews
s4-ep8: 'Boys at Ranch' Hal struggles to keep things normal with Francis, when he visits him at the ranch. Sequel to 'I Love You, Son' Parental Incest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Hal, Francis] - Complete
Be like a Girl reviews
s2-ep11: 'Old Mrs. Old' Dewey trades his backpack for a purse…Reese is just going to have to start treating him like a girl if he wants to keep carrying the purse. Underage explicitness. Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Reese, Dewey]
Chocolate-Creamed reviews
Reese is cooking dessert, when he decides to incorporate Malcolm. Underage sex-y stuff. Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Malcom, Reese] - Complete
Alaska is for Lovers reviews
s3-ep5: 'Charity' Francis just moved to Alaska with Eric. Francis comforts Eric, and then they share a bed. Gay stuff. (cheesy title, i apologize)
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Francis, Eric H.] - Complete
Hal's Neighbor reviews
s2-ep13: 'New Neighbors' Remember when Hal and his new neighbor/best friend said they were straight? Well it was a LIE
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Hal - Complete
I Love You, son reviews
s2-ep12: 'Krelboyne Girl' Hal goes to Francis to tell him something he couldn't say over the phone; and ends up staying to do something he couldn't do over the phone, too. Parental incest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Hal, Francis] - Complete
Dorene's Little Man reviews
s4-ep14: 'Hal's Friend' After that paintballing incident, Dabney has a new attitude, which his mom seems to like? What happens when Dabney takes it too far? Will his mom like it? Incest..I guess?
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
Germans Love F-ing in Wells reviews
s5-ep1: 'Vegas' Francis gets stuck in a well with Otto. What really went on in that well? Gay stuff.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Francis, Otto M.] - Complete
This, too, pleases me reviews
s2-ep21: 'Malcolm vs Reese' The boys have been competing to see who Francis takes to the wrestling match. Francis makes his brothers show him how much they love him. Smut/Underage Sex. Wilkercest.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Malcom, Reese, Francis - Complete