El Conservatore
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Author has written 4 stories for Gunslinger Girl, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

Hey there. I'm El Conservatore, typically called El Con, since the second part of my name is annoying to type out.

I write mostly GSG and PMMM fiction. Mostly because they're my two favorite anime/manga. There's not much to say about me, so I'll keep this bit short. I occasionally go on essayic rants, so I guess I'll leave them down here. Other than that, I hope you enjoy my writing.

Oh, also, my avatar was made using this Reddit post:

Also, awwnime.reditbooru.com is fantastic.

Solemnis is a Puella Magi Madoka Magica fanfic that is also a spinoff of the fantastic To The Stars, by Hieronym (or Heironym, the spelling keeps changing). I'm told that it's basically a coming-of-age fic at this point, and I suppose that's not untrue. I guess it's going well? I'm trying not to fall into the trap of "super dark death of all things", as nobody really likes that sort of story. At the same time, I do want to make sure that the story reflects a realistic sort of growth in Emma Sinclair, so that it's not just another Magical Girl Story, but actually does some sort of analysis of what it'd be like growing up as a Magical Girl. Needless to say, this is somewhat difficult, and it's compounded by the whole Alien Invasion deal. It's difficult, and I'm not sure I'll succeed, but we'll see what happens.

Solemnis is also the most autobiographical of these two works. A lot of the things Emma goes through I'm pulling out of my own experiences in High School and College. A tiny list includes working with other people in teams, finding out just how much you don't know, and dealing with younger students who are freaking out over what's ultimately nothing. You'll probably see those three very clearly.

The Department of Work and Labor is more of an independent work, but it's also supremely ambitious and a much more difficult challenge than Solemnis. It's my first work, and that's readily obvious through the writing style and characterization. Everything keeps evolving as I write, and it's very irritating. It doesn't help that the plot's laid out in the very long term, comparatively, with a lot of interacting possibilities for subplots and character development.

Ultimately, I don't want to write a story about Girls with Guns Blowing Things Up. DoWL is supposed to be a story about finding yourself and understanding yourself, and it reflects a lot more about just getting through the day than something supremely profound. At the moment it's on the back burner, largely because Solemnis is easier for me to write and will be good experience for doing DoWL better. It may end up getting revised extensively as well, so watch out for that a few months/years down the line.

A word on titles. Solemnis is a pretentious latin title. In my defense, "solemnis" or "sollemnis" apparently translates to a variety of things that center around custom and ritual. It also translates to "established, appointed, fixed", which is also interesting. There are probably things about this that relate to the themes of the story, if you assume I'm not just being pretentious. Only you can decide which it is, but that's the explanation behind this title.

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In Somniis Verum by Thescarredman reviews
Cover by Taerkitty, pic by Surica. It's an open secret that the cyborgs dream, sometimes vividly. It's a closer secret that the handlers do too.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Jean, Marco, Rico, Triela
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 260,493 - Reviews: 7000 - Favs: 5,768 - Follows: 6,089 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 55 - Words: 685,396 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 9/23/2011
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 704,269 - Reviews: 22401 - Favs: 14,880 - Follows: 14,728 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Where the Wild Things Roam by Razzika reviews
"I was going with Tarzan and Jane," Eric explains, buzzing with so much glee that she can't help but smile. "It fits. If we swap the genders, replace apes with raptors, and throw a little James Patterson in." Or: mad scientists get drunk one day and ask the question 'what would happen if we mixed raptor and human DNA' and go with it. Expands into Jurassic World. No romance.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 6/23/2015 - A. Grant, OC, Eric K., Owen
cautious steps by rumiberri reviews
because life taught her not to be so naive, so naturally, it would take her longer to fall (in love) [AU][No Magic][Sequel to 10 steps]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,542 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Madoka K., Homura A.]
Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 121 - Words: 225,783 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
Son of Suns by Womgi reviews
There was a boy, who had become a man. Eventually, he was a boy again. He is a strange boy. But perhaps that is for the better. Reincarnation.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 6/11/2017 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Restoration by The Naked Pen reviews
In the opening days of the apocalyptic war against the Reapers, Garrus Vakarian is fighting on Palaven's moon, Menae, world of a thousand buried secrets. But some secrets are better left forgotten... A coda to MASS EFFECT: INTERREGNUM.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Complete
Resonance Days by TakerFoxx reviews
Falling their mutual demise at each other's hands, Kyoko and Sayaka wake up in a strange world. Now, with Kyoko's soul gem missing and Sayaka's humanity and personality only partially restored, they must band together to survive.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 485,907 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Kyoko S., Oktavia vS.] [Mami T., Charlotte]
A Mother's Journey by DrYuriMom reviews
Throughout time, mothers have watched their children go off to fight with both pride and fear in their hearts. Would the mothers of magical girls be any different if they knew?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 127,224 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Homura A.
A Certain Droll Hivemind by EarthScorpion reviews
'No, no,' Misaka-11111 protests, with great concern in her voice. 'Do not read my secret diary. How is it even online? ' she asks, confusion mixing with her alarm. 'If someone were to read it, they would be able to understand my inner thoughts. That is not natural, completely unlike the perfectly normal operations of the Network. Please,' Misaka begs, 'do not read it.'
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,632 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 10/30/2013
Apartment Manager sidestories by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Various short fics set in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager' and 'The Guardian in Spite of Herself,' which don't fit into either novel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,211 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,886 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
MagiHelp by Lestaki reviews
Even as a Goddess and a Demon struggle for control of the world, curses arise from the sins of man and magical girls purify them. Three magical girls from a certain city have formed an IRC channel to help the ordinary girls who are fighting this endless battle. This is the story of the people they encounter and the problems they solve in a beautiful and irredeemable world.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Kyoko S., Mami T., Sayaka M.
Umbreytingu by Elfpen reviews
Toothless has somehow managed to get himself turned into a human. Hiccup is, understandably, having a strange day. Non-slash
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,516 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
Broken Toys by Dessel Ordo reviews
After precautionary measures taken by the Italian government freeze the survivors of the Social Welfare Agency, the handful of survivors awake hundreds of years in the future. When Serenity finds a lost sleeper ship, two ragged bands of survivors meet.
Crossover - Firefly & Gunslinger Girl - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,583 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011
Ghosts of Chrismas Past by TakerFoxx reviews
Resonance Days Christmas special. At long last, Kyoko has found peace. A pity she had to die to do so. Rated T for language.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,202 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Now You See It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Sakura H.
Chief of the Wild Northmen by Elfpen reviews
The isle of Berk is under attack from some rather infamous foreigners. However, if they think they can waltz off with Berk herself with the flick of a gladius, they are in for a rather nasty surprise. If the chief and the alpha have anything to say about it, they'll be turning their Latin-bred tails between their legs before they set foot on the beach. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/21/2014
The Wide World of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Harry can't even repair a damaged house without stumbling into major trouble. Harry intrudes upon the kidnapping of former Minister Fudge and finds himself drafted into a secret attempt to find and rescue the wizard. Humor, Spy!Harry, Harry-searching-for-a-career, Bumbling!Harry-becoming-Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,105 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Harry P.
Rebuild of Nobody Dies One Point Zero by Gregg Landsman reviews
In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,949 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013
Familiar by alleluiamagiatsuioku reviews
That familiar time. That familiar kindness. That familiar smile. That unfamiliar time. That unfamiliar kindness. That unfamiliar smile. [Drabble-ish]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Homura A. - Complete
Third Time Unlucky by Vett999 reviews
Even spies got to be the other side of the hidden camera and take the glory occasionally. But if the third time was the charm, it wasn't a good luck charm.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014
Ostium Aperuit by alleluiamagiatsuioku reviews
"Mama. If I was still human I'd be twenty today."
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Madoka K., Junko K. - Complete
Fish Tales by Blu Taiger reviews
Pseudo-songfic. While on vacation, Calvin shares a local legend with his children.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Universal by Shadow's Forge reviews
The universe has changed, as has the life of one Sayaka Miki. Follow her as she adjusts to her new life and rises to fit alongside friends new and old against horrors not even the Incubators have envisioned.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sayaka M. - Complete
(Split Story) The Final Freedom by taerkitty reviews
Trapped in a preternatural killer's lair, Claes has to rely on newly-found allies to survive. Disclaimer: AU and strong focus on OC.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Claes - Complete
Free Sky by shahanshah reviews
In the cold darkness of interstellar space, beyond every known frontier of mankind, against the most terrible of enemies, the Goddess protects.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Madoka K.
(Side Story) Christmas Choices by taerkitty reviews
When you're an SWA cyborg, nothing is normal, not even Christmas. OC fratello Paolo di Tomaso and Dina. CC Priscilla.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Gunslinger Girl: Dominion by RJ Frazer reviews
The political football of the Social Welfare Agency gets a heart kick downfield, thrown into a bloody battle to save the embarrassment of an important backer. In such circumstances, though, who really holds power over whom?
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Complete
Before Before by Reyka Sivao reviews
There was no way she could remember...but still the girl ran through her dreams.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Madoka K., Homura A., Junko K. - Complete
Mass Effect 3: The Miracle at Palaven by Sudentor reviews
In the Galactic Codex, 278 words are dedicated to the Miracle at Palaven. They could never hope to encompass the despair, the ingenuity, the desperation, the spirit, and the valor of this unprecedented operation. Join historian Arena Nyscirius as she documents the failures and triumphs of what is now considered a major turning point of the Reaper War. Do you believe in miracles?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,783 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Kal'Reegar - Complete
(Side Story) A Triumph of the Heart Volume 1 by taerkitty reviews
A Triumph of the Heart is a series of serial short stories about an OC fratello, Paolo Di Tomaso and Dina. It starts early in the series, prior to Raballo's death. It is written to be faithful to the dark and grim feel of the manga. Volume One consists of the short stories 'Favianne', 'Alessia' and 'Paolo'. Together, they give the background stories for the cyborg and handler.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,627 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - OC - Complete
The Lakeside by ghikiJ reviews
It is said that loneliness is the poison of happiness and that it can be a fate worse than death. But perhaps all it takes is a stranger's kindness and arbitrary words to null the curse and lift the spirit up enough that even Witches can find solidarity and a sense of belonging, maybe even a bond that can challenge the laws of fate and turn a curse into a blessing. AU. Oneshot.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Ophelia, Oktavia vS. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
That Thing with the Horse by Gregg Landsman reviews
Odin has a horse. He rescued Thor, Loki, Sif, and the Warriors Three while on it. But, at least, according to Myth, that horse has a backstory that is rather...awkward...for one certain trickster god...
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/14/2011
A Brand New Day by ShadowHeartDesigns reviews
Madoka's Wish changed the universe. Broke the system. Gave everyone a new chance. What will life hold for Homura in a world without Puellae Magi, or Witches ... or Incubators? A very AU story in an alternate post-series time-line. Now Complete.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,051 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Homura A. - Complete
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Aevitas reviews
The war is on hold for Emma Sinclair as she returns to Earth for rest and relaxation, but life isn't so simple. Her family and her heritage need dealing with, her relationships need resolving, and Mikoto needs mentoring too. Matriarchy politics complicate things as she starts a career to follow the path laid out by her wish. This will be the least relaxing vacation she's ever had.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,591 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/14/2016 - OC
Sodales reviews
With the Invasion of Samsara in only its opening stages, Emma Sinclair has much to look forward to. In times like these, it's often advised to keep your friends close. Sometimes though, that can be hard to do. [Sequel to "Solemnis". Spinoff of "To the Stars".]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,340 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
Solemnis reviews
Trying to pay attention to something you don't care about is a challenge. Doing so under duress, even more so. Emma Sinclair wants something more than a classroom and four walls, but there's nothing she can do about it. Maybe, if she's lucky, she might get a chance to do something, other than just sit here and be bored. That never happens though, right? [Spinoff of "To The Stars".]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,689 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Complete
The Department of Work and Labor reviews
In a world where the Eurozone Fiscal Crisis has caused Europe to tumble toward mass chaos, the Social Welfare Agency is one of the last bastions of defense to prevent total civil war in Italy. With costs on the rise, Director Lorenzo Pieri of Section Two authorizes production of the specialized, lower cost 2nd Generation Cyborgs as things begin a turn for the worse.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013