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Hai I'm Lainare, a YouTube, Fanfic and Internet obsessed Unicorn. Yeah. Unicorn. Deal with it.

I also know everything.

Is Big Time Rush the Love Child of One Direction and Justin Beiber?


How do I know?


I love bacon...

and YouTubers.






Tobuscus (obviously)

I love YouTube...


And videogames,jtvbeurgtr videogamessss.

And books!

Harry Potter,

Hunger Games,

Maximum Ride,

Septimus Heap,

I have even read the Twilight Saga...


The style of writing's good, but Bella and Edward are kind of tool bags.

No offence, Twi-Hards.

They're just a bit silly. Just TOO in love. For no reason.

I personally am in love with Harry Potter, Loki, Sherlock, Altair Ibn La Ahad, Ezio Auditore, Connor Kenway, and Iggy Ride. Edward and Jacob need to get their priorities straight. But Jasper? Mmmmmmm.

I don't know.

I can still feel you judging me with your eyeballs. And feet.

Why are your feet judging me?



About me being in Hufflepuff, I'm not sure how that came around, since I'm violent and very, very rude. Let's forget about my socially awkward tendencies. But I AM more loyal than a dog, and dogs sometimes aren't all that loyal. I AM LOYAL LIKE A BADGER FUCK YEAH!!


I love bacon, books, YouTube, videogames, manga/anime, drawing, explosives(Seamus/Iggy), and I LOVE writing. I aspire to be an actress/author. BOTH AW YEAH.

I'm Australian (G'day, mate!) and no, we do not ride kangaroos/emus to school, and most of us don't own adorable fluffy koalas (they're not BEARS) that snuggle with you and climb trees all like, hey, I'm so awake right now, and if we DID own a koala, it'd be fattily sleeping in a tree and when it WAS awake it'd bite us and give us rabies, probably. Or AIDS.

In my spare time, I'm either on YouTube, making a video for YouTube, reading FanFiction, writing FanFiction, drawing, wondering why a hot guy from a book or anime can't turn up and whisk me away to live a long, violent adventure and then romantically and life-threateningly in love, wondering when I'm going to get famous, and badly playing guitar. BADLY. I also sit on my ass and watch YouTube all day and all night.


I can go a bit crazy. Hehe.

I thrive off of intense, adorable, or violent scenes, so expect them in my FanFiction/s.








plz love mi

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Eden's Alive by KilisAMAROKprincess reviews
Lottie thought she was normal. but she never was and never will be. she is a living piece of the apple eden. OCxDesmond, OCxOC, FedericoxOC (T for swearing/violence) ON HOLD (due to be rewritten)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Desmond M., Federico A., OC
Escapades In Red by funkyrandomer reviews
While tackling serial killers, jewel thieves and psychopaths, Sherlock's values are slowly redefined by a female detective freshly returned from an undercover operation. Mycroft is baffled by Ruby Smith's unusual connection with his little brother despite John insisting the two are just friends. WARNING! Realistic fic, Sherlock will NOT fall in love quickly! Updated weekly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 61 - Words: 266,983 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W., Mycroft H.
What Is Love? by Tkdoegirl reviews
Danny Dare has always been very independent. She's never needed anyone. Slen is... well, the Slender man. Once upon a time he'd needed someone, but he vowed never to fall in to that trap again. That was all just fine, until he saw her eyes. She had her eyes...
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,227 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 10/12/2013
Agent Stark by 153alira reviews
Loki got under the Avenger's skins, until she got under his. Mortals were amusing to him, but she infuriated him. While they looked at him with fear and hate, she merely shrugged. LokixOC
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,834 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Wolves and Their Animagi by KilisAMAROKprincess reviews
(ORIGINALLY CALLED 'Lucinda Cicero'). Luce, a werewolf who goes to Hogwarts. She tries her hardest to keep her secret hidden with the help of her best freind Vera Rye. But what if the imfamous Maruaders find out? read on to find out. RLXOC SBXOC (I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER. ONLY OC'S. Vera belongs to my friend) (a few mistakes on first few chapters)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC, Marauders
Careful What You Wish For by EtherealGrace reviews
A story about Slenderman and my OC Willow. Better summary inside. R&R if you're an awesome person (or just someone with nothing better to do.) Rated T for possible graphic content. Title makes sense a few chaps in.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 5/25/2013
Cry the Faceless by GeorgiaTheSteven reviews
Mya finds meets a man she has wanted to meet for ages, almost without knowing it. But will Cry open up to the first fan of his to have seen his face? Cryaotic/OC
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/8/2013 - ChaoticMonki
The Marauder Diaries by Meilodi reviews
The Marauders found a video tape recorder, what do they do? Make a diary of course! Sirius/random girls (only briefly mentioned) and of course James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,183 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
He loves me, He loves me not by Amy122 reviews
When Stephanie sabotaged the Animus 4.0 like 'time machine' she is stuck permanently in the year 1476. With the help of Leonardo and Ezio, will she find a way back to her time, or will she get the Assassin's attention on her and tell him how much she loves him without him breaking her heart all over again? Ezio Auditore x OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,125 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Ezio A., OC
Promises by Amy122 reviews
Melody has been seeing hallucinations ever since she was young, but when her mother dies, a certain person wearing white robes stopped appearing to her, and has stopped protecting her against the Templar Knights. Years later she's forced to touch the Apple by her older brother what will happen when she wakes up? Altaïr X OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,337 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Altaïr, Malik, OC
Labyrinth by qerrassa reviews
It didn't matter who had come before, or what would come after; it would always be them, carving their own way through the light and the dark, embracing both wholeheartedly. Love, lust, deceit, betrayal, light, darkness and desire, all tangled together to form an unending maze of morality and temptation, logic and emotions, and facing up to the demons within. Jasper/OC, post BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Jasper, OC]
The Experiment by violyss reviews
Evangeline was banished because of him. She was threatened multiple times because of him and her family was torn apart because of him. Yet somehow, the young woman can't pull herself to blame him because the facts do not add up. This problem digs deeper and involves more than many. She is no longer an experiment to him and the war has only begun. Altair/OC (T-Violence/Language)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,614 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Altaïr, Malik, OC - Complete
The Man With No Heart by agirlwithkaleidoscopeyes reviews
John and Sherlock have been living quietly for months due to a lack of cases and their friendship has become increasingly strained because of it. But when John finds Mia, a young girl, in Baker Street one day their lives suddenly become incredibly chaotic once again - Moriarty, presumed dead for a whole year by Sherlock, is inexplicably but undeniably very much alive...Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 79,800 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 8709 - Favs: 6,122 - Follows: 5,971 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Press A To Continue by madiisnotahipster reviews
Dan and I are finally figuring everything out. The little pieces of the game are coming together quite nicely. This is my story, my game, my battle. And I am here to tell it. I have battled the mini boss, and now it is time for the real monster. But honestly, who knew how harsh the virtual world could be? "Sequel" to Press Start to Begin, but you don't have to have read it. Dan/OC
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,168 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013
It's Always Worth The Sacrifice by MaygenLynn reviews
Tori and Gabe survived the Prisoner of Azkaban. What are they going to do now that Hogwarts is hosting the Tri-Wizard Tournament? Drama, action, and maybe a little romance? Part II of the Tori and Gabe series. Set in GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,459 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
La Rosa di Firenze by youfillmylungswithsweetness reviews
Ezio Auditore returns to Florence, seeking to avenge his unjustly convicted brothers and father. As he runs alone and untrained through the streets of Firenze, he is unaware of a shadow; a guardian of sorts. One that is about to steal his money. Ezio x OC for part- it gets complicated
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Ezio A., La Volpe, Lorenzo de Medici, Leonardo da Vinci
Snape's Girl by Vozana666 reviews
We all know what Severus Snape is like. Doesn't feel any sort of sympathy for the students of Hogwarts, or at least he doesn't show it. But one girl changes that. (Harry/OC) future Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., OC
If I Surrender by egiaprevolg reviews
AU. EzioxOC. Aria, at the tender age of nine, has lost her memory and finds herself stranded in the city of Monteriggioni. Mario Auditore is her savior and raises her to become his successor as an assassin. How will Ezio feel about the competition?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 170,335 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Ezio A., OC
Flowers For My Valentine: A Pewdiecry fanfic by Pewdiecry reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Pewdie finally musters up the courage to ask Cry a very important question. A short, little fic I wrote in celebration of Valentine's Day! This was requested by OrangeRook, and a very good request this was c: Enjoy!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
The Jabberwocky Watcher by hunterofartemis080 reviews
There is someone waiting, watching the Jabberwocky. Waiting for the day it is called.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - The Jabberwocky
The Enigmatic Man by DarkAngel942 reviews
Men are like buses. You wait an age, and two come along at once. Bethany Hopkins, a shy Analyst in Molly's lab, is embroiled in the complicated life of the emotionally-detached Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock/OC Romance, third category is Suspense.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
King of Fools by The Bunnies Will Kill Us All reviews
Kidnapping eighteen year olds isn't exactly Loki's style, but when you have a supernatural debt to satisfy there really aren't many options. To his horror, his young charge turns out to be kind, witty and really good at making tea. Dilemma. LokiOC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,241 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Loki
Out of Silence by Why so Sirius1236 reviews
Sequel to Chased by Destiny. He wanted her. Though her betrayal had been rather hurtful, he still wanted her. But that didn't mean he wouldn't teach her a little lesson in manners first. Loki/OC. WRITTEN BEFORE MOVIE CAME OUT
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,327 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Chased by Destiny by Why so Sirius1236 reviews
Did I love Loki? How could I love someone that I was supposed to hate? He was selfish, evil, and slightly deranged, but did that give me an excuse not to love him? Loki/OC pre-avengers/ avengers WRITTEN BEFORE MOVIE CAME OUT
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,890 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
House of Stereotypes by Mangabug reviews
Get inside an anonymous students' mind about his/her thoughts about his/her house. There are four houses and four stereotypes. Useless Hufflepuffs, Brave Gryffindors, Evil Slytherin and Genius Ravenclaw. Please Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011
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Don't Leave Me Here reviews
Almost get kidnapped: check. Get saved by a hot guy: check. Get an awesome job: check. Get epic friends: check. Have bad experiences with hospitals: check. Get extreme paranoia: check. More Good/Bad stuff happens: check. (Tobuscus x OC, Rated T because swearing, SLIGHTLY sexual themes (it's ok calm ya panties), torture, blood and gore. AND HUMOUR, OKAY!)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,678 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Tobuscus
Flowers For My Valentine: Cleverbot's Response reviews
Cleverbot reacts to the Fanfic Pewds and Cry read. I suppose it's funny.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki - Complete