Lainare
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Joined 03-02-13, id: 4576562, Profile Updated: 07-16-14
Author has written 3 stories for Web Shows, and Thor.

Hai I'm Lainare, a YouTube, Fanfic and Internet obsessed Unicorn. Yeah. Unicorn. Deal with it.

I love bacon...

and YouTubers.

Pewdiepie.

Smosh.

RayWilliamJohnson.

Danisnotonfire.

JennaMarbles.

Tobuscus (obviously)

I love YouTube...

:D

And videogames,jtvbeurgtr videogamessss.

And books!

Harry Potter,

Hunger Games,

Maximum Ride,

Septimus Heap,

I have even read the Twilight Saga...

I CAN FEEL YOU JUDGING ME.

The style of writing's good, but Bella and Edward are kind of tool bags.

No offence, Twi-Hards.

They're just a bit silly. Just TOO in love. For no reason.

I personally am in love with Harry Potter, Loki, Sherlock, Altair Ibn La Ahad, Ezio Auditore, Connor Kenway, and Iggy Ride. Edward and Jacob need to get their priorities straight. But Jasper? Mmmmmmm.

I don't know.

I can still feel you judging me with your eyeballs. And feet.

Why are your feet judging me?

IS IT BECAUSE I'M A HUFFLEPUFF.

BECAUSE I WILL STILL MESS YOU UP.

About me being in Hufflepuff, I'm not sure how that came around, since I'm violent and very, very rude. Let's forget about my socially awkward tendencies. But I AM more loyal than a dog, and dogs sometimes aren't all that loyal. I AM LOYAL LIKE A BADGER FUCK YEAH!!

ABOUT ME

I love bacon, books, YouTube, videogames, manga/anime, drawing, explosives(Seamus/Iggy), and I LOVE writing. I aspire to be an actress/author. BOTH AW YEAH.

I'm Australian (G'day, mate!) and no, we do not ride kangaroos/emus to school, and most of us don't own adorable fluffy koalas (they're not BEARS) that snuggle with you and climb trees all like, hey, I'm so awake right now, and if we DID own a koala, it'd be fattily sleeping in a tree and when it WAS awake it'd bite us and give us rabies, probably. Or AIDS.

In my spare time, I'm either on YouTube, making a video for YouTube, reading FanFiction, writing FanFiction, drawing, wondering why a hot guy from a book or anime can't turn up and whisk me away to live a long, violent adventure and then romantically and life-threateningly in love, wondering when I'm going to get famous, and badly playing guitar. BADLY. I also sit on my ass and watch YouTube all day and all night.

FANFICTIONS

Don't Leave Me Here: Tobuscus x OC, Juliet Caster. Almost complete.

and several possible ones I'm mulling over c:

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What Is Love? by Tkdoegirl reviews
Danny Dare has always been very independent. She's never needed anyone. Slen is... well, the Slender man. Once upon a time he'd needed someone, but he vowed never to fall in to that trap again. That was all just fine, until he saw her eyes. She had her eyes...
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,302 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/12/2013
Antenora by Tohdoh reviews
[Post-Thor and post-Frozen] Loki is exiled and thrown headfirst into Arendelle. Under the service of Queen Elsa, he spins an elaborate web of deceit to gain her favor and trust, only to find that the endangerment of her life, family, and kingdom compels him to move beyond self-interest. Treachery will inflict all the more a deeper, colder cut.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,581 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Loki, Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Escapades In Red by funkyrandomer reviews
While tackling serial killers, jewel thieves and psychopaths, Sherlock's values are slowly redefined by a female detective freshly returned from an undercover operation. Mycroft is baffled by Ruby Smith's unusual connection with his little brother despite John insisting the two are just friends. WARNING! Realistic fic, Sherlock will NOT fall in love quickly! Updated weekly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 78 - Words: 371,715 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W., Mycroft H.
The Marauder Diaries by Meilodi reviews
The Marauders found a video tape recorder, what do they do? Make a diary of course! Sirius/random girls (only briefly mentioned) and of course James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,226 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Agent Stark by 153alira reviews
Loki got under the Avenger's skins, until she got under his. Mortals were amusing to him, but she infuriated him. While they looked at him with fear and hate, she merely shrugged. LokixOC
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Black Ice by plaguedbynargles reviews
It is the first anniversary of Elsa's coronation, and the queen is, at best, unenthusiastic. That is, until a mysterious prince in green catches her eye across the ballroom. By then, she is simply unimpressed.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,974 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Loki, Elsa] Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
Follow Me Down by lovesickswallow reviews
She doesn't care that leaving Whammy's will be dangerous. For a genius, Mello could be quite thick sometimes. Didn't he know that she would follow him all the way down to the depths of hell? If he let her, that is. Mello x OC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Mello, OC] Near, Matt
Burn Me by lovesickswallow reviews
She was the only one who could ruin him so irrevocably. His ultimate downfall. (In which there is no such thing as too much leather, and chocolate and cigarettes is always a good combination. A series of ficlets will surely follow.) Mello x OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Mello, OC] Near, Matt
The Experiment by violyss reviews
Evangeline was banished because of him. She was threatened multiple times because of him and her family was torn apart because of him. Yet somehow, the young woman can't pull herself to blame him because the facts do not add up. This problem digs deeper and involves more than many. She is no longer an experiment to him and the war has only begun. Altair/OC (T-Violence/Language)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,614 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Altaïr, Malik, OC - Complete
Wolves and Their Animagi by Dalish She-Elf reviews
(ORIGINALLY CALLED 'Lucinda Cicero'). Luce, a werewolf who goes to Hogwarts. She tries her hardest to keep her secret hidden with the help of her best freind Vera Rye...and then the help of 4 rather infamous tricksters. RLXOC SBXOC (I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER. ONLY OC'S. Vera belongs to my friend) VERY SLOW UPDATE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC, Marauders
Careful What You Wish For by EtherealGrace reviews
A story about Slenderman and my OC Willow. Better summary inside. R&R if you're an awesome person (or just someone with nothing better to do.) Rated T for possible graphic content. Title makes sense a few chaps in.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013
Labyrinth by qerrassa reviews
It didn't matter who had come before, or what would come after; it would always be them, carving their own way through the light and the dark, embracing both wholeheartedly. Love, lust, deceit, betrayal, light, darkness and desire, all tangled together to form an unending maze of morality and temptation, logic and emotions, and facing up to the demons within. Jasper/OC, post BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Jasper, OC]
The Man With No Heart by agirlwithkaleidoscopeyes reviews
John and Sherlock have been living quietly for months due to a lack of cases and their friendship has become increasingly strained because of it. But when John finds Mia, a young girl, in Baker Street one day their lives suddenly become incredibly chaotic once again - Moriarty, presumed dead for a whole year by Sherlock, is inexplicably but undeniably very much alive...Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 79,800 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9401 - Favs: 7,203 - Follows: 6,890 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Press A To Continue by madiisnotahipster reviews
Dan and I are finally figuring everything out. The little pieces of the game are coming together quite nicely. This is my story, my game, my battle. And I am here to tell it. I have battled the mini boss, and now it is time for the real monster. But honestly, who knew how harsh the virtual world could be? "Sequel" to Press Start to Begin, but you don't have to have read it. Dan/OC
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,168 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013
It's Always Worth The Sacrifice by MaygenLynn reviews
Tori and Gabe survived the Prisoner of Azkaban. What are they going to do now that Hogwarts is hosting the Tri-Wizard Tournament? Drama, action, and maybe a little romance? Part II of the Tori and Gabe series. Set in GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,459 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
La Rosa di Firenze by youfillmylungswithsweetness reviews
Ezio Auditore returns to Florence, seeking to avenge his unjustly convicted brothers and father. As he runs alone and untrained through the streets of Firenze, he is unaware of a shadow; a guardian of sorts. One that is about to steal his money. Ezio x OC for part- it gets complicated
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Ezio A., La Volpe, Lorenzo de Medici, Leonardo da Vinci
If I Surrender by egiaprevolg reviews
AU. EzioxOC. Aria, at the tender age of nine, has lost her memory and finds herself stranded in the city of Monteriggioni. Mario Auditore is her savior and raises her to become his successor as an assassin. How will Ezio feel about the competition?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 170,335 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Ezio A., OC
Flowers For My Valentine: A Pewdiecry fanfic by Pewdiecry reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Pewdie finally musters up the courage to ask Cry a very important question. A short, little fic I wrote in celebration of Valentine's Day! This was requested by OrangeRook, and a very good request this was c: Enjoy!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
The Enigmatic Man by DarkAngel942 reviews
Men are like buses. You wait an age, and two come along at once. Bethany Hopkins, a shy Analyst in Molly's lab, is embroiled in the complicated life of the emotionally-detached Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock/OC Romance, third category is Suspense.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
King of Fools by The Bunnies Will Kill Us All reviews
Kidnapping eighteen year olds isn't exactly Loki's style, but when you have a supernatural debt to satisfy there really aren't many options. To his horror, his young charge turns out to be kind, witty and really good at making tea. Dilemma. LokiOC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,241 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Loki
Out of Silence by Why so Sirius1236 reviews
Sequel to Chased by Destiny. He wanted her. Though her betrayal had been rather hurtful, he still wanted her. But that didn't mean he wouldn't teach her a little lesson in manners first. Loki/OC. WRITTEN BEFORE MOVIE CAME OUT
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,327 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Chased by Destiny by Why so Sirius1236 reviews
Did I love Loki? How could I love someone that I was supposed to hate? He was selfish, evil, and slightly deranged, but did that give me an excuse not to love him? Loki/OC pre-avengers/ avengers WRITTEN BEFORE MOVIE CAME OUT
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,890 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
House of Stereotypes by Mangabug reviews
Get inside an anonymous students' mind about his/her thoughts about his/her house. There are four houses and four stereotypes. Useless Hufflepuffs, Brave Gryffindors, Evil Slytherin and Genius Ravenclaw. Please Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011
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Don't Leave Me Here reviews
Almost get kidnapped: check. Get saved by a hot guy: check. Get an awesome job: check. Get epic friends: check. Have bad experiences with hospitals: check. Get extreme paranoia: check. More Good/Bad stuff happens: check. (Tobuscus x OC, Rated T because swearing, SLIGHTLY sexual themes (it's ok calm ya panties), torture, blood and gore. AND HUMOUR, OKAY!)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,238 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Tobuscus
Shower Rendezvous reviews
A short lemon of my OC Eris and Loki Laufeyson. It involves a shower. its pre hot tbh.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Loki, OC - Complete
Flowers For My Valentine: Cleverbot's Response reviews
Cleverbot reacts to the Fanfic Pewds and Cry read. I suppose it's funny.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki - Complete