Hi! I'm 14, I love reading and writing, although I tend to lose inspiration after a couple of chapters. I'm a total grammar ninja, if something isn't right, I absolutley have to fix it... my friends say its mental OCD! I have not had any luck creating any stories yet, so far. I will post one as soon as I do. As far as my personal life goes, I have six cats, annoying. As well as some feral cats that we have tamed sort of, they total up to be fourteen. (Ugh, that was awful grammar, but im way too lazy to fix it. ) And a dog who is 15 years and counting. She lost her hearing about four years ago, I was 10. I have little brother, three years younger. I enjoy most music, my two favorite animals are antelope and lynx. We live in the depths of Colorado, it gets really cold out here. Oh, and I have to say, I'm a total sucker for Danny Phantom...Until next time!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just take you down to their level and beat you by experience." unknown

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): jenizzle (huh.. interesting.)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): orange lynx

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Grace Bittercreek

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): goojehak (ok...)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): orange pepper (...weird)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name): eocomdo (-_-)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jo

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black max (nice!)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): orange chaos (...)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessories) orange peg leg

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

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how cool is that?!