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"And now we live in a world where one of you decided to become a murderer. Well, whoever you are, I'm sure you're sitting there right now in your little green hat, your left cheek resting against your hand, thinking, "I'm not getting away with this, am I?" Because whoever you are, maybe you still have one little piece of humanity left, covered up and tainted black by years of Jewish propaganda and left-wing lies."

-Eric Cartman (no offense to the Jewish! Cartman is a racist jerk.)

Hey-o! I'm samusaran101! Welcome to my profile, everyone!

I have brown hair, brownish-green eyes (people say they have flecks of green, but I can't see a thing! :P), and tannish skin... but I don't care... I never did! I'm a tomboy! My hobbies are reading, writing (fanfiction and normal stuff), playing Mario, Zelda, MineCraft, and SSBB, watching creepypastas (CUPCAKES DOMINATES ALL), ping-pong, swimming (in the summer), kung-fu (I love kicking stuff! XD), and admiring Alan Rickman! Lol... as an actor! Or more... AHEM! he's turning sixty-eight soon, guys! MAKE A CAKE FOR HIM OR DIE! (takes out knives) :D

I am recently a victim of bullying at my school. (I'm not that depressed, though) Idiots... don't bully, guys! It's not cool! Don't let them get to you! Be strong! :)

Alrighty... down to the list of randomness!

LIST OF RANDOMNESS

Name?

Angela Rose!

Occupation?

What the... dude, I'm not even in highschool yet! Eh... whatever! Middle school student.

Favorite color?

Green! I also like yellow, blue, black, and such.

Least favorie color?

PINK! It makes me want to puke!

Favorite video game?

SSBB!

Least favorite video game?

Um... maybe Super Princess Peach. She's so pink...

Favorite book?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! (I'm reading it now!)

Least favorite book?

Anything with fairies! They scare me... (shudders)

Favorite movie?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! (Imagine that!) I also like Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban; just not as much.

Least favorite movie?

Problem Child and Problem Child 2! And 3! They shouldn't have made the sequel! Correction: they shouldn't have made the movie at all!

MY OPINIONS ON VIDEO GAMES, BOOKS, CHARACTERS, AND OTHER CRAP LIKE THAT!

TOP TEN FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES!

1. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

2. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

3. Metroid Prime

4. Metroid: Other M (come on, dudes, it's a cool game!)

5. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

6. Mario: Sports Mix

7. Super Mario Brothers: Wii

8. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

9. The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

10. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

TOP TEN FAVORITE MARIO CHARACTERS!

1. Luigi

2. Daisy

3. Ludwig

4. Rosalina

5. Pauline

6. Dimentio

7. Waluigi

8. Luma

9. Yoshi

10. Mario

TOP TEN FAVORITE ZELDA CHARACTERS!

1. Link

2. Midna

3. Ghirahim

4. Zelda

5. Malo

6. Saria

7. Impa

8. Talo

9. Ganondorf

10. Sheik

TOP FIVE FAVORITE SONIC CHARACTERS!

1. Shadow

2. Sonic

3. Blaze

4. Silver

5. Dr. Eggman (CHUBBINESS DOMINATES ALL)

TOP FIVE FAVORITE METROID CHARACTERS!

1. Samus Aran

2. Anthony

3. Ridley

4. Adam

5. Weavel (Idk... he's cool!)

TOP TEN FAVORITE MEN IN VIDEO GAMES!

1. LINK! (LoZ)

2. Luigi (Mario)

3. Shadow (Sonic)

4. Anthony (Metroid)

5. Malo (LoZ) (c'mon, he's adorable!)

6. Sonic (Sonic)

7. Ghirahim (LoZ) (his heart is filled with rainbows... XD)

8. Adam (Metroid)

9. Commander Shepard (Mass Effect) (don't have the game, but I ran out of people)

10. Toad (Mario) (same... :P)

TOP TEN WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES!

1. Samus Aran (Metroid)

2. Princess Daisy (Mario)

3. Blaze (Sonic)

4. Midna (LoZ)

5. Saria (LoZ)

6. Rosalina (Mario)

7. Pauline (Mario)

8. Impa (LoZ)

9. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

10. Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)

TOP TEN HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS! (couldn't help myself)

1. Severus Snape (Always...)

2. Luna Lovegood (she's cray-cray, like me!)

3. Minerva Mcgonagall (the seventy-year-old woman who KICKS ASS)

4. Sirius Black (Mm-hmm... still never forgave him for bullying... but he's a cool godfather)

5. Ron Weasley (GINGER!)

6. Remus Lupin (sob)

7. Ginny Weasley (cool)

8. Harry Potter (ANGER ISSUES! :D)

9. Gred and Forge Weasley (LOL)

10. Molly Weasley (NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH! EPICNESS!)

TOP TEN WORST MARIO CHARACTERS!

1. Wendy O. Koopa (NO NO NO!)

2. Peach (can't defend herself)

3. Donkey Kong (nah... never liked that dude)

4. Birdo (creepy... as... hell)

5. Toad (I'm sorry, this princess is in another castle! SCREW YOU! XD He's too cute for me to like!)

6. Wario (Waluigi is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better!)

7. Goomba (...)

8. Diddy Kong (nah...)

9. Roy (so manly... XD)

10. Bow-bow (my nickname for Bowser... XD He uses the same plan over and over angain... he's not THAT bad, I just, once again, ran out of people!)

TOP TEN WORST ZELDA CHARACTERS!

1. MIDO! (That little jerk!)

2. Ganon (Duh!)

3. Ganondorf (I got lazy... XD)

4. Malo (He's cute, AND a jerk. He's my favorite... AND not my favorite... I'm crazy. :D)

5. Tingle (No. Just... no.)

6. Mila (I think not!)

7. Rose (She scares me...)

8. Dark Link (An evil Link?! Nuh-uh bro!)

9. Demise (Nah... never liked that dude... his heart doesn't burst with rainbows like Ghirahim's does. :P)

10. Tetra (I ran out of people AGAIN! O_O I like Tetra! Sorry, Zelda!)

TOP TEN WORST HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!

1. James Fucking Potter (stomps face) YOU-DAMN-BULLY!

2. Peter Pettigrew (TRAITOR!)

3. Vernon Dursley (Jerk.)

4. Petunia Dursley (You're a freak! You're a freak, Lily! Enough said.)

5. Cho Chang (She's a bit of a bitch...)

6. Lucius Malfoy (Despite his beautiful hair... he's a bastard. XD)

7. Draco Malfoy (Meh.)

8. Fenrir Greyback (Meh again.)

9. Voldemort (um... lol. I kinda like him.. but still... Meh for the third time.)

10. Bellatrix (I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK! Well, F-you.)

GAMES I WANT REALLY BAD!

The Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords

The Legend of Zelda

Any other LoZ game in the universe! I'm obsessed! XD

SSBB: Melee

Super Mario 3D World

Mario Party 3

Mario Party 4

Mario Party 6

Mario Party 7

Mario Party 8

Mario Party 9

Mass Effect

Mass Effect 2

Mass Effect 3

Tomb Raider

Tomb Raider 2013

The Last of Us

Metroid Prime 2

Metroid Prime 2: Corruption (or soemthing like that)

Metroid Prime: Hunters

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat V.S. D.C. Universe

But most of all... SOUTH PARK: THE STICK OF TRUTH!!!

Um... now STORIES IN PROGRESS!

Ask The Princesses: Chapter 20

Chance of Being Completed: Certain! It's fun to see what other people think of the princesses/Goombella/OCs!

Fate: Chapter 10

Chance of Being Completed: Certainly! I would never give up on torturing YL! XD

Mario Poetry: Chapter 4

Chance of Being Completed:I'll stop when I can't think of anymore Mario characters! Or maybe I'll do them again :D

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'it's becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!!

Now the copy and paste list of DOOM! BWAHAHAHAHA!

If you think that writing or reading fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get easily distracted... huh, oh yeah, than paste this on your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have EVER tried to use the force, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you do jazz hands, copy and paste this.

1. Luigi

2. Mario

3. Peach

4. Daisy

5. Rosalina

6. Pauline

7. Severus Snape

8. James Potter

9. Remus Lupin

10. Samus Aran

1 asks 10 on a date.

Luigi: Samus... I've been thinking...

Samus: (blows up random person) Oh... sorry, Ganondorf! Not really... hehe... you were saying, plumber boy?

Luigi; (meekly) Never mind.

5 and 2 are caught making out.

Peach: MARIO! HOW COULD YOU? (sobs)

Pauline: BASTARD!

Samus: I KNEW IT! (clicks picture)

Mario & Rosie: O_O

9 and 4 have a match to the death. Who wins?

4, because... let's face it. Lupin may be a psycho killer werewolf, but he couldn't hurt a fly.

7 is sick, and 8 has too take care of them. What transpires?

Severus: ugh... what the-POTTER!

James: Good morning, Snivellus! It's time for your surgery! (holds up giant knife and gives Jeff-The-Killer grin)

Severus: ... oh crap.

6 is drunk... what do they do?

Pauline: PEACHY! GIVE ME A KISSY-WISSY! (puckers lips)

Peach: O_O Pauline, darling, I always knew you were a slut, but... honestly?

2 and 4 are eating together. What is their conversation about?

Mario: Whew... it sure is nice to be away from that annoying bitch Princess Peach for a while, doesn't it, Daisy?\

Daisy: You betcha! Cheers!

Mario: Cheers! (clinks wine glasses)

3 and 6 are arguing... about what?

Peach: MARIO IS MINE!

Pauline: IN YOUR DREAMS!

(fighting)

1 tells 6 to piss off. 6's reaction?

Pauline: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

Luigi: I'M-A-NOT-A-BACK! (runs for his life)

2 hits on 8... well?

Mario: (stoned) JAMSIE! LET'S MAKE OUT!

James: Ah... look. You seem like a nice guy, okay? But I'm not interested in fat plumbers. Good day to you.

Mario: I CAN SET YOU UP WITH LILY!

James: ... you were saying?

5 and 10 are having a talk... care to elaborate?

Rosalina: Those girls... Peach and Daisy... they are quite insane, are they not?

Samus: They got sent to the therapist and then kicked out after the first week.

Rosalina: ... ah. I can see living with them shall not be easy in the future.

Samus: You live with them?

Rosalina: Indeed.

Samus: May the great warriors of Chozo have mercy on your soul.

7 8 9. Sorry... couldn't help myself.

Severus: What?! (starts brushing teeth)

Remus: What?! (takes shower) No offense, Snape!

James: What?! Why am I only eight? I wanna be number one! For the ladies! (flashes smile)

Severus: Ugh...

James: Save it, Snivellus. Even if you met a girl drunk in the gutter, they still wouldn't come near three feet of you.

3 and 4 are caught making out in 10's bedroom. 10's reaction?

Peach: Mm... Daisy!

Daisy: Ah... Peach!

Samus: ... this isn't real, Samus. This is just a dream, Samus. You're going insane, Samus. Your eyes never saw this, Samus... (backs away slowly)

TOP TEN BEST (NOT CREEPIEST, JTK IS ALWAYS GONNA BE THE CREEPIEST IN MY OPINION) CREEPYPASTAS I'VE EVER SEEN!

1. Cupcakes (Life is a party! :D But I'm not a brony!)

2. Nurse Joy (This one is underrated. I loved it! It was creepy... in a non-gory sort of way! I saw the one with the random guy talking and the picture off a smiling Nurse Joy... I chickened out! O_O)

3. The My Little Pony Theory (Really interesting. I watched it with my friend Kyle! By the way... still not a brony.

4. Fluttershy's Lullaby (You know... I'm starting to doubt my non-Brony-ness... but come on! this was amazing! Hush now, quiet now... lay down your sleepy head...)

5. Tails Abuse (Wowsers. This one was creepy.)

6. Sonic EXE (Even creepier.)

7. Jeff The Killer (By far the scariest picture and creepypasta I have EVER seen in my life. Ugh... those eyes... and that smile... (cringe) Really good backstory, though!)

8. Squidward's Suicide (I threw up while watching this one... and I have no shame. :D)

9. I Hate You (The only Mario creepypasta I ever saw... DAMN it scared me!)

10. Abondoned By Disney (Wanna see me take off my head? Uh... take it easy there, bro. My friends got seriously scared over this one, but it didn't really creep me out much. It was very creative, though!

BEST SOUTH PARK QUOTES! (in my opinion) (also most are Cartman XD)

10:

"Wow, Craig. I can't believe you just went there. Here we were, having a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and Kyle being a Jew, and then you just decide to go 9/11 and bust out the fat quip."

-Eric Cartman

9:

"Alright, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Now, I for one think evolution is a bunch of BULLCRAP-but I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought of by Charles Darwin, and it goes something like this. In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make other retard babies, and then one day retard baby-fish crawled out of the oceanwith its mutant fish-hands, and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog-squirrel. And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations."

-Mr. Garrison

8:

"What's up? What's up? Crapped on your desk, dawg. What's up with that?"

-Eric Cartman

7:

"My mother is so poor that when she heard about the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps!"

-Eric Cartman

6:

"The princess is now knighting Sir Ike Brofloski, giving him three kisses and a pair of socks, as is tradition. And now the scraping off of the pudding. Isn't she beautiful, scraping off the pudding with the grace of a butterfly? She rubs the pudding on her face. The prince now attempting to remove one of the princess's arms, as is of course a tradition. The princess screaming with pain. Everyone watching with anticipation-and the arm is off! Things are back to normal here. Yes, the prince is sticking the princess's arm up his ass. There it goes. He's really making a good go off it. What a wonderful day for Canada, and therefore, of course, the world."

-narrator guy

5:

"Oh, yeah, yeah. My passphrase is: Kyle is a dirty no-good Jew. No, wait. Kyle is a no-good, lying Jew. Oh... is it, "My friend Kyle is a no-good, dirty... hang on, I got it written down here somewhere."

4:

"My name... is not... 'Kyal'."

3:

"Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, children, don't be shy. (after recieving the wrong answer) Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard."

-Mr. Garrison

2:

"Oh, I've got a better idea! Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to fuck me, Mom! You might as well buy some cigarettes too! Because I like to have a smoke before I get good and fucked! You wanna fuck me, Mom?! Just say so! Go ahead, here! Fuck me, Mom!

Later:

"Well, then can we at least pull up here and have some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I get FUCKED!"

-Eric Cartman

1. "Oh, you're trying? You call rolling your fat ass out on the stage and lazily blurting out your lines like a turtle taking a shit-you call that trying? This play is supposed to change the way people think, Kyle! GET IT FUCKING RIGHT!"

-Mr. Mackey

TOP TWENTY OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN!

1. Misery (Epic and screepy!)

2. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Because you know... down inside... you deserve to be punished. (chokes Dolores Umbridge) YOU BITCH!)

3. The Shining (I'm not gonna hurt you... I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in! :D)

4. Despicable Me (Best animated movie EVAH! (accent) This is literature?)

5. Batman Returns (I actually liked this better than the original!)

6. Die Hard (LOL AR's face when he fell! (dreamy sigh) Ah...)

7. Bottle Shock (Cool movie! I just watched it for Alan Rickman, but I ended up enjoying it!)

8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (Always...)

9. Hanna (I just missed your heart. Translation: You ain't got nothin' on me, bitch!)

10. The Prince of Egypt (Nice twist on the story of Exodus!)

11. The Godfather (Leave the gun, take the conole. BEST ADVICE EVER. XD)

12. Cyberbully (It made me cry! It's an amazing movie!)

13. Brave (And I'll be shooting this arrow for my OWN hand! LIKE A BOSS.)

14. Home Alone (The power of a seven-year-old... :D)

15. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Mm-hmm...)

16. Silver Lining (Made me cry... I loved Jennifer Lawrence in it! And the other guy, too! The one I'm too lazy to look up... :P)

17. Home Alone: Lost In New York (Once again... BEST 8-YEAR-OLD EVAH. The rest suck. No offense. :) Not 8-year-olds! The movies! Lol!

18. Love Actually (ALAN RICKMAN!)

19. Stand By Me (Awesome movie! I liked Ace... :( He's such aa jerk.. but...)

20. The Woman In Black (Harry Potter... as someone not Harry Potter?! What is this?! :D Superscary and awesome!)

1/17/14

Guys! I just found this awesome series called "Most Popular Girls In School". Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-STtD96doeo

25 FACTS ABOUT ME:

1. My name is Angela.

2. I have brownish-green eyes.

3. I'm a tomboy!

4. Mario, SSBB, Zelda, and SSBB are MUH LIFE. XD

5. I'm obsessed with South Park.

5. I bite my nails! :(

6. I love the color green!

7. I say 'about' like 'aboot' in school in honor of South Park Canadians. XD

8. Teachers tend to ignore me... jerks.

9. I have a boyfriend named Brian! (hugs)

10. I love Harry Potter!

11. I love Stephen King books!

12. I'm bullied. :(

13. I'm not good at drawing, but I still do it!

14. I keep a knife under my pillow for no reason!

15. I am TERRIFIED of Jeff The Killer! But I love him too.

16. Creepypastas are my things!

17. I love tacos! Who doesn't?!

18. I love stuff with gross and stupid humor!

19. MPGIS is AMAZING!

20. I say m'kay instead of okay! Because of South Park, duh, lol. MR MACKEY FOREVER! M'kay?

21. "Misery" is my favorite book AND movie!

22. PewdiePie is my hero! BROFIST!

23. I want South Park: The Stick Of Truth so bad it hurts.

24. I don't like Justin Beiber or One Direction's music. Don't know why...

25. NICKELBACK IS AWESOME!

So... A lot of people have been asking me to put a picture of myself up as my profile image, but I really don't want to, lol! Um... If one of my stories gets over 500 reviews, then I will! And my ugly face will be forever imprinted in your minds! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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The Problem With Jews by ohmygodtheykilledme reviews
The year was 1939. The Nazis had taken control of Germany and surrounding areas. The Broflovski's, who were taking residence in the home of Stan Marsh during the 1939 invasion of Poland, unluckily were discovered two days before the end of the invasion by Captain Eric Cartman and his troop. Kyle is then enslaved by the sociopathic Nazi, and struggles for his freedom. Read on!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,812 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Pain by Noticablenotpretty reviews
Draco and Harry are both in way too deep, but one finds a reason to continue. Can he help the other? 6th year Howarts Warnings: Male/Male, self-harm, anorexia, eating disorders, and child abuse Pairings: DM/HP, RW/HG, RL/SB, GW/DT, slight PP/BZ Trigger Warning, read with caution AU (Sirius is alive, Draco hasn't taken the Dark Mark, Dumbledore lives)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Severus S.
Strength in Weakness by Littleforest reviews
Set during OotP. When Harry falls ill in Snape's lesson, the last thing he expects is for the ensuing drama to unveil a deadly plot that could end his life once and for all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 196,514 - Reviews: 2838 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Tomboy and The Beast by AliceStar reviews
Daisy is the tomboyish, clumsy yet fiery princess of Sarasaland and King Bowser is absolutely smitten. As a result chaos, turmoil and humor ensues. Why? Because things are never easy for the desert blossom. Bowsy pairing!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 603,036 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Daisy, Bowser
The Great Mistake of Severus Snape by ArwenFairTinuviel reviews
After calling her a Mudblood, Severus struggles with his intensifying desire for Lily Evans. But his fight to regain her friendship and earn her love is hindered not only by James, who takes up Dumbledore's special defence class with Lily, but also by himself. Can he succeed as the tension heightens between Lily and her two admirers? Or will Severus' mistakes spiral out of control?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 429,208 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P., James P.
A Helping Hand by fandombloggingaddict reviews
John Bender is the most mysterious, witty, dangerous criminal at Shermer High. At home, on the other hand, it's a different story. He finds that things become a lot more complicated when his home life and school life bleed together. When all he knows is the abusive habbits and pain-inducing fists of his father, all he needs is a helping hand.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,461 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Andrew C., John B.
Camping in the Forbidden Forest by Hello Anyone There reviews
What if Remus was a heartbeat faster when Sirius sent Snape to meet a werewolf? What if Snape was a shade slower?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S.
Blood Red by Fluticorns reviews
When the golden trio is taken to The Malfoy Manor they make a desperate escape, forcing them to leave Hermione behind. After almost a month will Draco decide to save her or send her back to the dungeon? A Dramione! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter. You can check my wallet I have all of ten dollars to my name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,939 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W.
Second Best by FireWasp reviews
Kyle's Mom is constantly comparing him to his genius little brother. Wanting nothing less than perfection, she really pressures Kyle about his upcoming SATs. Between the stress of that and discovering his sexuality, Kyle feels as though he has nowhere to turn. Kyle slowly falls apart, and Cartman realizes he isn't enjoying it as much as he should be... -KYMAN- Rate & Review :)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,153 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
What if? by Majora's Mask Freak184 reviews
What if Link's parents were never killed in the Hyrulean Civil War? What if his life ended up like a normal Hylian's, and not a Kokiri's? What if?... Read to find out! Read and review positively please! Thank you! This'll get more intense later on! Updates will take time. Rated: T for later on.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,202 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Link
The Wildest dream of A Living Nightmare by Shadow Pride reviews
James is ecstatic. Severus belongs him. He will have to bow down to James' every whim and please James' every desire. Disobeying will result unspeakable punishment and excruciating pain. James can do anything. James' wildest dream are about to come to true, while for Severus a living nightmare unfolds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - James P., Severus S.
Guilty Notebook by KovatePrivalski97 reviews
Eric Cartman has done things he should apologize for... What will happen when he is forced to do so, supervised by his eternal rival? / Kyman; Stendy; Bunny; Creek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,163 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
Cope by Majora's Mask Freak184 reviews
This is part: 4 to my "Kokiri" series. Read the first four, so this makes sense to you. You'll know it's part of the "Kokiri" series when it's titled "How We Got New Kokiri...". There's one in this series called "Crimson". This is when Mido, Saria, the rest of the Kokiri, and my OC's cope with Link's... Just read the first four. I don't want to give anything away. R&R please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Saria, Mido - Complete
Reincarnations by Sky Rinku reviews
A young boy named Nick had no idea what he truly was. After an incident where a man tried to kill him, his best friend, Matt, starts to act a little weird. What's her problem? Who was that man that tried to kidnap him? rated T because I'm cautious
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf
Big Brother: Mushroom Kingdom by AdmiralBobbery reviews
When twelve characters from the Mario universe compete in Big Brother, anything can happen. Alliances will be formed, punishments will be endured, competitions will be won, evictions will be served, and someone will walk away with 500,000 coins. It's Big Brother in the Mushroom Kingdom, so expect the unexpected! Hosted by Chen T. !
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,089 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Mario, Daisy, DK, Yoshi - Complete
What Reason Cannot Heal by SeptemberSkies reviews
There is nothing simple about making choices. Not when you know the sacrifices that will follow. Not when you know that there are times when the greater good is worth it all, even life-long heartache. A tale of the life that was surrendered; in which Lily makes amends, James pursues what is out of his reach, and Severus learns what love truly is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Metroid: Mission Undefined - Discontinued by DarkLordMephiles reviews
After destroying the BSL during a mission for the Federation, Samus was labeled a wanted criminal. With only her ship, re-created Power Suit and the AI Adam, Samus has to survive with both the Federation AND the Space Pirates after her. [Discontinued - unlikely to be deleted. Unless it needs to be.]
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,655 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Samus A.
Too Far Gone by TheMonochromeLoveTheory reviews
Luigi doesn't know what to feel anymore. When to be happy or glad, becuase that smile on his face is always fake. He promised himself he wouldn't let this habit get out of control... But it took him over, consumed him. Hiding everything is killing him. Because now, he can't stop. Warnings for self harm and 'possible' suicide. Disclaimer: I do not own the Super Mario bros franchise.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Mario, Luigi
Ben drowned by Sky Rinku reviews
Link finally gets back to his Hylian form, but the entity Ben comes into the picture. Link has to go through all sorts of torture to finish the Game and save the land of Termina from the moon crashing. Is Link up to the challenge or will he lose his life before he can escape this nightmare he's in?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Link - Complete
RANDOMNESS WITH BLUE AND THE MARIO CREW! by LumaniiDoesFanfiction reviews
SOMETHING I JUST THOUGHT UP! BEWARE: LOTS OF STUPIDITY! Guest star SAMUSARAN ( sorry if I spelled it wrong! )
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Mario, Luigi
A Half-Blood Prince's Tale by Helen Wells reviews
Severus Snape always dreamed of going to Hogwarts and finally the time has come to pack his spell books, cauldron and wand and to begin his journey with Lily Evens at there first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
15 Years Pursuing Luigi by LumaniiDoesFanfiction reviews
Rosalina has been writing Luigi love letters, and Luigi hasn't replied. She's bee writing them for 15 years. SONGFIC! NO WARNINGS!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Luigi, Rosetta/Rosalina] - Complete
Welker Trails Werewolf by Laniebeth19 reviews
How would the gang come together if they were high school students today? What would it take for four very different teenagers to end up solving a mystery together?
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,955 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Fred, Velma, Shaggy, Daphne
Metroid: Ridley's Descent by smileaway96 reviews
Samus has been sent once again to Zebes for the extermination of the dangerous and quickly spawning metroids. Animals reproduce; this seems almost natural to the bounty hunter. However, the reason why the metroids are quickly spreading might not be why Samus thinks. Review, please!
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Samus A., Ridley, Kraid
Ben Drowned Part: 4 by Majora's Mask Freak184 reviews
This is part: 4 to my "Ben Drowned" series! Please read the first three, so you won't be confused! Since Ben's disappeared with Link again, Malon, Saria, and Ruto go after Ben, to save Link! Can they do it? Or will Link forever be in Ben's grip? Read to find out! A possible part: 5 may be coming up! Please review positively on this! Thank you! Same with the others! Now rated: M.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Malon, Saria, Ruto - Complete
Ben Drowned Part: 3 by Majora's Mask Freak184 reviews
This is part: 3 of the "Ben Drowned" series. Please read the first two, so that you won't be confused! This is when Ben has kidnapped Link, and Malon, Ruto, and Saria go on a search to save him. Will they be able to find and rescue Link? Read to find out! Review positively please! Thank you! Part: 4's coming up soon! This is now rated: M, by the way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Malon, Saria, Ruto - Complete
Of Sound Mind by chibifurby reviews
Samus is fatally injured due to an accident while fighting Ridley, who takes it upon himself to make sure she gets better...so he can finish her off in a fair fight...or so he says...What he doesn't plan for is Samus having amnesia when she's healed.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,499 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Samus A., Ridley
When The Lights Go Out by AndromedaTheDeathEater reviews
What starts out as an ordinary Sunday takes a turn for the uncomfortable when a fourteen-year-old Severus is left alone with Tobias all afternoon during a thunderstorm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Severus S., Tobias S.
Into the Fray by Dorkzilla reviews
It started with a simple bounty hunt. All of the new allies,the enemies turned allies,the decisions people had to make. What the situation ended up escalating to was something that nobody could have foreseen. Samus finds herself with a team that she surprisingly cares for,and will defend with her life, even when they're up against something that may destroy all they hold dear.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Polyjuice Prongs by Conqueror Worm reviews
Oh, yes, Potter,' Severus hissed silkily. 'I'm overjoyed to be standing like a pompous ass, periodically ruffling my hair.' MWPP era. Snape and James temporarily switch identities with Polyjuice Potion. Not slash. Oneshot. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2007 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
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Ask The Princesses! reviews
Ask the three princesses-and Goombella-questions in your reviews/PMs! Kay? GOOD! I suck at summaries... just ask some random question!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,595 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Peach, Daisy, Rosetta/Rosalina, Goombella
Not Exactly Royalty reviews
The story of how Peach and Daisy met as yung kids! Review!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Peach, Daisy
Mario Poetry! reviews
Some poetry I wrote... of Mario! Rated K plus because of mild language.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014
Fate reviews
A story inspired by ZeldaFan123 and zoozo00. When Young Link is kidnapped, Link must save him with a rathar loudmouthed imp he despises. Rated T for violence. Might get more intense later on.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,188 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Midna
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