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Hellou, nice meeting you!

At the moment I'm stalking Sherlock(BBC) and the Viewfinder-series while slowly trying to sneak into the fandom of Hannibal(2013).

It seems to be a fashion to tell the pairings you flag for, so here you are:

Sherlock/John (or John/Sherlock, I don't really care. switch!lock FTW!)

John/Jim Moriarty ( Well this one is to blame on RemyDico5 and their I'm The Kind Of Human Wreckage That You Love You made me cry, you bastard )

Asami/Akihito (duh!)

Feilong/Akihito (they are cute together :3 )

Asami/Akihito/Feilong (ahem.. it doesn't take a genius to tell that this one is pure PWP)

And my most recent addition: Hannibal/Will (Gosh, this pairing is the most messed up pairing in the history of pairings. Serial-killer cannibal psychiatrist who likes to manipulate people, and a FBI special agent who is losing his sanity because of serial-killers? This isn't going to be pretty, I tell you. Not pretty at all.)

-oOo-oOo-oOo-

I can open any door, anywhere.

With a few tiny lines of computer code.

No such thing as a private bank account now. They're all mine.

No such thing as secrecy. I OWN secrecy.

Nuclear codes? I could blow up NATO in alphabetical order.

In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king.

And honey, you should see me in a crown.

-oOo-oOo-oOo-

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Business as usual by Kadzuki Fuchoin reviews
A normal day in life for Asami and Akihito.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 395,106 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 8/19/2020 - Published: 4/18/2013 - T. Akihito, Asami R.
The Wet Dream Chronicles by romanceisdead69 reviews
The everyday perversions of Tokyo's own Asami Ryuichi, Takaba Akihito and gang. Follow these gorgeous little horn dogs as they delve into the deep and dirty recesses of their own minds to uncover a world of betrayal, espionage and danger that lurks around every corner. Though mostly just lots of stereotypes and crap I don't get to write about normally...
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,029 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014 - T. Akihito, Asami R., Kirishima, Suoh
Tainted Love by YaoiMom reviews
Akihito finds himself at Asami's after a job.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/26/2014 - T. Akihito, Asami R. - Complete
Drug by Lidsworth reviews
Takaba reflects on his twisted relationship with Asami and comes to the chilling conclusion. Completed. Angst. Romance. Read & Review Please
Finder Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Complete
Kitten Through The Window by Kuniknighte reviews
A story about Akihito as a stray cat and how he and Asami meet. I am new at this so tell me how this works out. Warning: Hints at BoyXBoy
Finder Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,636 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - T. Akihito, Asami R. - Complete
Grocery Shopping by Kadzuki Fuchoin reviews
All Akihito wanted was to shop in peace but a certain crime lord came and spoiled his fun. (Two-shot)
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Complete
Absence Makes The Heart Grow…Horny? by romanceisdead69 reviews
Valentine omake. Our young and feisty photographer was looking forward to spending his very first Valentine's day with Asami Ryuichi but, has been offered a tempting job out of the country for seven weeks. Will he be able to stand this time parted from his crime-lord lover? Or, will a twenty three year old's raging hormones cause Akihito to make one colossally embarrassing mistake?
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,068 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
The Runaway by Yamiga reviews
After returning home to discover Asami sleeping with another person, a woman at that, Takaba braves his punishment and runs away. Yet, making his escape isn't so easy, as he finds temporary love and solace in someone else.
Finder Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Complete
Light and Dark by Nbsiren reviews
Totally AU. Akihito is an orphan abandoned at a temple. When he comes of age he summons...
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/7/2013
Sex, money and a bucket of paint by AncientName reviews
AU setting: Asami, a highly successful art dealer, hired a company to paint and decorate his house, trusting them to do a good job due to their reputation. However, he never expected to get someone as youthful as Takaba on board for the project. Not to mention, attractive and much too tempting... YAOI - MATURE READERS ONLY! This story will probably remain a one-shot.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
Pet Care 101 by Nbsiren reviews
Small snippets of life between owner and pet...
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Complete
The Bitches Keep On Coming by romanceisdead69 reviews
Four months After the business with Sudou and the Katsufumi has all died down, Asami and Akihito are finally operating as blissfully as any Crime lord/Criminal Photographer couple possibly can. Until, a rival arms dealer makes a bold and devastating move on Asami's business and he is faced with a seemingly painless proposition...
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,787 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
One Wrong Move-Remix by Jamaican Princess Rocquellan reviews
It's still the wrong room door, except, Akihito doesn't know what he's done by pulling a /strikethrough/complete stranger/strikethrough/ stripper into his apartment. Asami/Akihito. Warnings Inside.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Complete
The Hook Up by Jamaican Princess Rocquellan reviews
Scenario: Asami - College professor taking a motorcycle tour of Japan before the next semester starts; Takaba - local grease monkey that has to fix the cycle. Asami/Akihito.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Complete
Unfateful Encounter by RiveReinStyx reviews
Summary: What if Akihito's fateful meeting with the Asami Ryuichi wasn't fateful at all, but rather it was planned and calculated? A short oneshot about who Akihito is before he had met Asami
Finder Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Complete
Bear Witness & Best Wishes by turtlelikelemon reviews
Akihito was finally going to find out what Asami's subordinates thought about him or his relationship with Asami.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Complete
Under the Skin by eprime reviews
AU. Akihito and Asami run into each other a few years earlier and things play out a bit differently.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,642 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
A Flaw in This Design by ItsClydeBitches221B reviews
Based on a prompt over at the Hannibal Kink Meme: "So Hannibal is really good at making food, as we know. BUT his sandwiches just aren't good... but Will is the sandwich master. He is amazing at making sandwiches... Hannibal cannot deal with this."
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Life's A Bitch Called Sudou by romanceisdead69 reviews
It's not easy being madly in love with the most powerful man in Asia, especially when said man insists on running around after some scrawny, tank top wearing, nosy foul mouthed little photographer brat! Right - time for the fabulous Draceana club manager Sodou Shuu to take charge!
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,415 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Complete
Staycations (All I Ever Wanted) - One Shot by thedibbler reviews
Asami is home, the kitten is home. A vacation is sorly needed. But where to go when the bad people just won't go away?
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Can't Say No by SakuraRaven reviews
Akihito finds out that he just can't say no...
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Heritage Trust by chappysmom reviews
After the trip to Buckingham Palace, Sherlock finds out that maybe John's family background was different than he'd thought. (4 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,807 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Morning Star Fades by thedibbler reviews
A/A - Asami and Akihito never met, until years later. What is fate or did someone or something bring them together.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
Mine by across-the-sun reviews
John returns after one of his many 'dates' that he's had to set up to keep Lestrade off their backs and Sherlock is, as always, more than happy to have him back home. But can they keep their secret forever? Ah, nope. Johnlock two-shot. Rated T.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fighting for Love by DestinChild reviews
Set in Sherlock's London, John Bilbo Watson is reunited with his old flame Thorin Durin. However, Sherlock is quickly realizing that the old flame may still be burning and that his chances of making it with John are dwindling. Other Hobbit characters include Fili and Kili and Sherlock's Lestrade and Mrs. Hudson make an appearance. There's also outrageous Hobbit based name calling
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Thorin, John W. - Complete
Broken Halves by Ulura reviews
Sherlock believes John to be dead after a case gone wrong and finds nobody to blame but himself. However John is alive, but not well and needs to find his ay back to Sherlock. But the world is a cruel place, especially when you have no memory of who you are and when Moriarty finds John with his mind wiped clean he decided to use the detectives blogger to break his once and for all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,990 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Maybe I'll Be Gone by isthisrubble reviews
Sherlock, fearing for John's safety, doesn't tell him that he's alive. That doesn't stop John from finding out and making a plan of his own.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sweet Revenge by ghostwriter4836 reviews
Takaba must decide what is most important to him and turns to someone unexpected for help. What will Asami think of his decision or will Asami's downfall be the deciding factor? Asami/Takaba *Lemon* Warning*
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,159 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
Cycles by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have lived several times over. As best as they can tell, they'll continue to do so until Baker Street no longer stands.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just His Kind of Day by MianaRazta reviews
"You two are certainly not helping fangirling over some futile celebrity." Sherlock said with a cold smile. "Oi!" Lestrade called, not really taking offense in it. "Fangirling? Last I checked I was not a girl." "You were surely acting like one, Detective Inspector." "Oh shut up, Sherlock! It's fucking John Watson, what do you expect?" (It's corrected and beta'ed now.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shattered Mirror by DarkYaoiAngelAF reviews
Akihito's been kidnapped. Who has kidnapped him? Who will save him? Sequel coming soon!
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Survivor's Guilt by Aneeta Potter reviews
Dealing with the past can never be easy, especially if the past lies in Afghanistan, with hostages and kidnap and bloodshed. But when a police raid unearths an old, closely-guarded secret of John's, he is forced to confront the ordeal he has kept hidden for so long. T for violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Vows by eprime reviews
Pillow talk.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Not Strong Enough by Sueona reviews
He wasn't strong enough to stay away. Post Abyss.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Invisible Once More by chappysmom reviews
Part 4 of the "Invisible" series. Moriarty is back, and this time, he's after John's gift. The only problem? He thinks it belongs to Sherlock. Yes, it's the Reichenbach episode, people! (14 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Appetite Comes With Eating by eprime reviews
Mikhail and Akihito spend some time together.
Finder Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
In Arduis Fidelis by Raliena reviews
AKA: The Story of How TC Watson Got His Name. Prequel to "The Most Powerful Piece on the Board"
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,629 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W. - Complete
Too Visible by chappysmom reviews
With his gift of being invisible, John has always worried about being locked away in an experimental government lab. Baskerville is quite literally John's worst nightmare—and the hound has nothing to do with it. It's all Sherlock's fault, but will he realize that? Yep, it's an emotional rollercoaster, folks. 10 chapters
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What's Your Recipe? by Doodled93 reviews
John is a surprisingly good cook, Moriarty finds out, and Sherlock is annoyed at having all his leftovers stolen. Add John cooking something he ought not have, and John's troubles truly begin. Sherlock says they started when Moriarty first stole the pasta sauce. M just in case, T if there wasn't mild cannibalism. Featuring BAMF!John and blogging to the extreme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Invisible by chappysmom reviews
John had had the knack for as long as he could remember. It wasn't that he could become invisible, exactly. The laws of physics worked quite well in his vicinity, thank you very much. It was just that people tended … not to see him. 11 chapters
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,947 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Study in Sherlock by chappysmom reviews
Sherlock's thoughts and feelings during A Study in Pink. What DID he think of John, and why was he being so NICE?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Again by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
Jim knew in that moment that there was something more to his neighbors' relationship. That maybe his limp had nothing to do with an old war wound and everything to do with something a lot fresher. A lot more domestic. AU FutureJim/John, Sebastian/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,433 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Study in Lestrade by chappysmom reviews
The events of Study in Pink from Greg Lestrade's point-of-view. What kind of doctor DOES he think John Watson is, anyway?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/21/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Study in Mycroft by chappysmom reviews
A look at Mycroft's thoughts and actions during a Study in Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Most Powerful Piece on the Board by Raliena reviews
After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Effects of Domesticity by scullyseviltwin reviews
"Our lives are chaos," John says. "That doesn't mean our flat should be."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Judging a book by its cover by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot:What if Sherlock and John had been together in the early days and Lestrade and his team are surprised that Sherlock is involved romantically with John? Established John/Sherlock. Slash. Rated T for safty!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,794 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Beautiful Mind by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock Holmes, a young drug addict, is saved from death by a man whom he only knows as 'John', and an unintentional and unexpected bond is formed between them. But when Sherlock's life becomes a living nightmare, he must rely on the only man he's ever trusted to find him, and despite his brother's, and his minions', insistance to keep them apart. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Fans by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John are somewhat enjoying their new found "Internet Fame", and John is especially flattered by the devotion the fans are showing them. However, when John and Sherlock come across some of their fans' "appreciation", they're less amused. "John...what in God's name is 'Johnlock?" "I'm almost afraid to know." John and Sherlock find the porn! Crack, and for laughs. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Flight of an Angel by amanichan reviews
An alternate ending to Chapter 4 of Eprime's "In the Devil's Teeth". Warning: Death fic.
Finder Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
How much he loves him by 16Echos reviews
Drabble. Asami's minion makes an executive decision, Asami is initially unamused.
Finder Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
If Things Were Different: Let My Sorrow Swallow Me by The Circus reviews
He's known the man since he was eighteen.He's watched him go to war and back. From a prompt that said 'Sherlock knew John before he went to war. Now he finds out that he's been shot infront of the team from the yard'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hostage by Shnlock reviews
AU: John and Sherlock meet whilst hostages in a bank robbery. Eventual Sherlock/John. Rated M for swearing, torture, and smut. Part 2 in development. Moriarty wants to say hi.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,773 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Partners by AlexDayLover reviews
In which Sherlock and John already know each other, and how Scotland Yard finds out.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 154 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Sherlock.bbcfanfiction reviews
John is a telepath. Between trying to save lives, catch criminals and keep his gift from Sherlock, he's getting worn down. Rating might go up. Slash is eventual.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,493 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Counseling For A Detective And A Doctor by TChallaInTheBathTub reviews
Prompt: A neighbor called the police when Sherlock shot the wall. Sherlock and john got arrested/questioned for domestic violence and end up in marriage counseling. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Upon This Throne by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One in Ten Thousand by Blind Author reviews
John seems to have unusual mobility for a shoulder wound… Just a random snippet that came into my mind, set after TGG. Largely gen, but could be interpreted as pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 436 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 220 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting For John by LadyNyxRavus reviews
Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 417 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
There But for the Grace of John Watson by Skyfullofstars reviews
While Sherlock grapples with his new-found feelings for John Watson, he faces a very real threat: John's kidnapping and shooting at the hands of James Moriarty. And the knowledge that the love of his life is being used to test an addictive drug - at the risk of John's sanity and life. Angst. Kidnapping. Violence. Language. Mild slash. Prequel to THE BOYS OF BAKER STREET
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Open Your Eyes by JenovaVII reviews
While Asami sits back and takes an almost gentler-ish approach at silently manipulating Takaba's mind, the latter decides to get out of his own butt, make some decisions and act on them for once. Oneshot. Asami/Takaba. Explicit. Complete.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
John Watson VC by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock needs scissors. So he goes rifling through John's stuff, until he stumbles across a medal that John has been hiding for him, except it's not just any medal. It seems John has been hiding the true nature of his tour in Afghanistan. Sweet fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take the Bull by the Horns by eprime reviews
Akihito wrestles with his demons, his conscience, and Asami.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,807 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Chance Meetings by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John's not kitted out for a death match today, and Moran is only armed with a half-eaten almond horn.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2011 - John W., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Strange Encounters by Hannelore-Grace reviews
John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/27/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Compound Interest by write-error reviews
Bickering, Hawaii Five-O, a grumpy waiter, and even more bickering. Takaba is starting to think maybe the extended payment plan didn't turn out so badly after all.
Finder Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
The Theory of Relativity is Pretty Rubbish Anyway by Q. L. Strange reviews
John and Sherlock get plastered. The Internet looks on in amusement. Slash : Oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Room by ChickenSoupForDinner reviews
Moriarty has captured John and has come up with the most horrible torture he can think of. Cracky fluffy crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
An Understanding by softoldshoe reviews
Due to the events in Escape and Love vol. 6, Takaba is living with Asami and is about ready to kill him for undermining his efforts to reestablish himself as a photojournalist. They try to find out how to coexist in the same world and pent house .
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,666 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Complete
Pain by BlackFalling reviews
Broken, Akihito desperately sobbed out the name of the only person he wanted. "Asami...Asami...Asami..."
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
The Favor by eprime reviews
Akihito asks Asami for a favor.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Orbis Non Sufficit by lalunaticscribe reviews
A spin-off of the Battle Butler, involving several jokes about Bond, ninja turtles and the Roundworld equivalent of Vetinari. MajorCRACK! designed to be laughed at. The joke's on Moriarty now. The world is not enough for John Watson to change sides. LLS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/21/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Retainer by lalunaticscribe reviews
Sequel to Battle Butler. What happens when Watson gets fed up with Moriarty's assassins and finally takes things into his own hands. It's always the unassuming ones that are the most dangerous. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.Moran is one of them. LOL.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Ambassador's Party by Milwaukee Meg reviews
When there is assasination planned at ambassador's party, Mycroft gets Sherlock and John to help preventing it. But sometimes everything goes wrong...Enter BAMF!John!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Battle Butler by lalunaticscribe reviews
Cont. from Batman. There is a very good reason why hit-men stay the hell away from Baker Street. The number one reason is not due to Sherlock Holmes, but the Battle Butler behind him. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/12/2011 - John W. - Complete
Batman by lalunaticscribe reviews
Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/25/2011 - John W. - Complete
Behind Hazel Eyes by Sueona reviews
Akihito lives with a secret that could end everything he knows. Asami and Akihito learn what loyalty really is.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,407 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
When We Sleep by PrincessNala reviews
Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 322 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 3,591 - Follows: 409 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
3patchproblems by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Normal by Sueona reviews
A normal relationship isn't for Asami and Akihito. PWP.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Descend with Me by Respicefinem08 reviews
Akihito agrees to take on an assignment for Asami, but when Asami's enemies jump to conclusions, Akihito finds himself in a situation that he can't escape alone.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,617 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Nostalgia by Respicefinem08 reviews
When Akihito suspects that Asami just might have lost interest, he flees to Europe, unwilling to gamble for the truth. But thousands of miles away...can he really let go?
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,910 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Captured Prize by Gryvon reviews
Akihito is injured while out on a scoop and who should find him but none other than Asami Ryouichi.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/1/2005 - [Asami R., T. Akihito] - Complete