February 27, 2016
July 27, 2015
Wow. I have not updated in almost a year. Yikes. Also, I haven't replied in ages either. Why does my last update sound rude? Ack. Anyhow, I've gotten busy(-ish), and haven't searched up new stories in a while, but I do read the updates I get notified of from my email. I'm horrible at replying because whenever I do try to, I end up getting distracted and leaving the reply on another tab for weeks. Well, time to so and fix some bridges... Hopefully...
August 14, 2014
I think I would like Mrs. Flamer to review a story of mine, one day.
March 4th, 2014
My friends now say I'm a cat. XD And they're pretty much convincing others when the topic is bought up X3 Pfffftt...
December 31st, 2013
This emote " - " has officially become my evil emote/face. No questions please. Thank you. (Fudge, it doesn't show... you know that cheery one?)
September 14, 2013
I just remembered... Tom, from Tom and Jerry, is a blue cat. And they say there are no blue cats, heh! :3
August 2nd, 2013
I kind of figured something out. It seems people quit writing on Fan Fiction after about, or around, 4 years. The ages are usually 14-18. They say they start out really liking it, like Shugo Chara, and want to express and share their ideas. Some thing like that. Sorry, I don't like being serious too often... Anyway back on topic. After a few years, they start to lose interest. They start getting too busy. They start not liking it anymore. And they just stop. They all have their reasons, and it's not like we can all continue to write forever,(I wish I could O.O), so one day, people will stop writing. One day this site might be taken down. And if I'm alive to see it, I might just die from it. One day, I'll lose the friends I made on this site, and I'll be depressed. I probably won't ever get over it... But maybe it'll get better. But I actually hope, that, there won't be a "one day" that I'll stop going on this site. That I still enjoy fandom. That this, is STILL, one of the things that will always make me happy. Just thinking of something happening... Makes my eyes all watery... Not kidding, my eyes are all teary... I actually really, REALLY, love this site... And I don't want to stop going on it... What about you?
PS: THIS ISN'T ONE OF THOSE COPY AND PASTE THINGS. IF I FIND OUT YOU STOLE MY WORDS, THAT ACTUALLY CAME FROM MY HEART, YOU. ARE. DEAD.
PSS: Just kidding!
PSSS: But seriously, I'll be really pissed off if you copy and paste my words -.-
August 3rd, 2013
Never make me angry when I'm sad, especially when I'm crying, or I will make you feel my pain, only much worse.
Yo people, wait... no one read this before... did they... cause I didn't have stories?
Hair: Waist-length, dark brown, straight hair (...Actually, it reaches my hips...) (It's roughly mid-thigh/knee length now. Oh gosh.) (Knee-ish) (Hip-length after haircut. Nooooo)
Eyes: Dark brown
Height: 5 foot 3 I think? I'm probably not getting any taller (5'4"! o.O) (wait.. I got an inch shorter) (taller again!) (...FUDGE THIS! O.O let's go with 5'3" or 5'4")
My Weapon Box! :3
Shovel (most used)
Giant Cartoon-size Hammer (2nd)
Duct Tape (3rd or 4th)
Chainsaw... (3rd or 4th)
Bow and Arrow! Arrows! (Adventures and stuff!)
All the ninja weapons
AmuxIkutolover Amelia/Ami-nee-chan (on fanfiction)
William Neilston Poke buddy!
JayXNitro You should see our RPs
HobbiesReading Writing Drawing Sewing
Favorite colors: Blue, black, and white
Warning: Copy and Paste ahead
Stuff:If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching, copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, post this in your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
Anime-Related:If you think Shugo Chara should have a Amuto ending, copy & past this into your profile (yes!).If Shugo Chara has dominated your life for over 4 months, copy & paste this into your profile. If you've spent countless hours marveling over Amuto scenes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you go crazy every time you get another review, copy and paste this.
Fanfiction-Related:If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile. If you like writing paste this onto your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character, copy this into your profile.
Quotes:"Cinderella Walked On Broken Glass
Sleeping Beauty Let A Whole Lifetime Pass,
Belle Fell In Love With A Hideous Beast,
Jasmine Married A Common Thief,
Ariel Walked On Land For Love and Life,
Snow White Barely Escaped A Knife,
It Was All About Blood, Sweat And Tears,
Because Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears." "I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see, but hard to catch." When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you.
When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you.
When I first liked you I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you."
this is something that really touched my heart.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
.:I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds:.
.:I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination:.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!
It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!!
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.
Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
Mental Health is overrated
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
The road to success is always under construction
I'm looking forward to regretting this
I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!
Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Your village called, their idiot is missing
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?
“There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t
know where you’re going in the first place…”
Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, it'll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you
when you least expect it
Never say you dont have a chance with someone when you haven't asked
a best friend is someone who screams to you in the hallways, saying "i L0VE Y0U." not caring if anyone thinks they're a lesbian, just caring that you hear them every time.
"What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?"
"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Randomness is the base of conversation."
"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."
"Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one."
"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."
"Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."
"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"
"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."
Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand
Sometimes life is hard to bear when a friend is just not there.
Nations will rise and fall. Wars will be lost and won. Lives will begin and end, but a true friend
I am a Sane person in an Insane World!
People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile
The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, crazyhypervampiregurl, Rainpool989, Sacred-Spirit-Mirror, Moon Dragon94, DinosaursgoRawr101, aznpride16xx, AliceKat
I'm the type of girl...
That everyone is saying is the "goody goody" girl in class...EVEN THOUGH IM SECRETLY EVIL
That everyone stares at when the teacher says the word "Asian/Vietnamese" or "Gymnast and Hurdler"
That the teachers trust...
That quotes anime and manga...
That can speak more than one language
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Unless they're crying)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck...sometimes.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 18 :D
FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS:Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college.
Will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you.
Will knock them the crap out!
Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
Would ignore this letter.
Will re-post this trash!!
How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction
10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
1.YOUR REAL NAME: ...not telling
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Cinizzle Farizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Cat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): ...
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Farciyen
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Crush
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Irngcry
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): ...
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Skyris/ Princess
I don't hate you. I'm just not very excited about your existence.
You know what? You should just go bungee jumping. Without the cord.
Who says I'm shy? I just keep quiet so I don't intimidate you with my awesomeness.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed by a meteor hurdling to earth.
I have choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on).
I hate the security code thing you have to type when you login to Fanfiction.net.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird.
I walk into a room then forget what I'm doing, then start walking away, then remember.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls and fall off the occasional cliff.
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ( are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're looking at this just because you are looking for junk to copy&paste, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool
. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (I prefer the term "geek")
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to
smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...), TheNextAliceOwO (HAHAHA My friend and I did it TWICE at the same time on the same day) bendercat, AliceKat
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. (maybe that's why those idiots are so nice to me...)
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. (... I should bring duct tape with me more often...)
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. ( sure explains why peeps talk to themselves...)
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt
Did you know...
If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san, AliceKat
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Angel with a Shotgun - Nightcore
Waking Up: Big Girl Now - New Kids on the Block (feat Lady Gaga) (this is awkward...)
First Day At School: This is War - Thirty Seconds to Mars (wow...perfect!)
Falling In Love: Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ (Whaaaa?)
Fight Song: Mean - Taylor Swift (wow... again, perfect! kinda!)
Breaking Up: A Thousand Years - Christina Perri (...WHAT!)
Prom night: I Love It - Icona Pop (Lol...)
Life: Mary's Song - Taylor Swift (whaaaaa o.O)
Mental Breakdown: The Zombie Song - Stephanie Maybe
Driving: You're gonna go far kid - The Offspring (this worries me a bit...)
Flashback: Love Drunk - Boys Like Girls (can somebody say, AWKWARD!)
Getting back together: You Don't Know Me - Allison Iraheta
Wedding: Why Not - Hilary Duff [Remix] (somehow... it works...)
Birth of Child: Sayonara - Miranda Cosgrove (guess it wasn't Sayonara...?)
Final Battle: Catch Me - Demi Lovato
Funeral Song: Fireflies - Owl City
Final Credits: La La Land - Demi Lovato
Somehow... it works... kind of embarrassing... maybe I should get some new songs... though almost all of them fit, maybe all...
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'
You know that girl? The one who's always reading?
You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?
You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?
You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?
You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?
You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?
You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?
Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.
Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.
Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.
Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.
Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.
You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.
LIST YOUR FAVORITE SHUGO CHARA CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
Then ask the following questions what would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: Ugghhh, Amu! Just cause Ikuto's in your bed, doesn't mean you can wake me up in the middle of the night! Wake me if it's a REAL emergency!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: Hey Yoru, pass me a towel? AND DON'T LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: 1, can charas get married? 2, Yuri freaks me out, and 3, doesn't this count as incest?
Miki & Dia: ... O.O
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: Rima looks so cute! like a doll :3 ... BACK OFF FANBOYS! AMU! GET THE HAMMER!
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Utauuu! I want singing lessons!!!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Let's see... 2 basketball injuries... 1 in baseball... and this makes the 5th soccer one...
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: ...WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DIA!?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: I swear I didn't get dirt on your kimono! Wait... was it the tea?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: Don't worry... even though they're after me, i'll protect you :3 better yet, call Ikuto!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Yoru: Happy birthday! Here's some catnip Nya!
Me: Here you can have some. :) Oooooo! where's Ikuto and Amu! :D
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Amulet Spade: Colorful Canvas!
Me: -cough cough- you could've been here a BIT sooner... but thanks...
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Nagi: Don't worry, it's not that bad.
Me: -stares at with a "are you kidding me?" look-
Nagi: Would you rather cross-dress?
Me: Actually, yes, I would rather cross-dress -.-
Nagi: O.O wow... it must be bad...
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Amu: I'm.. so confused... I think i'm scarred for life...
Ikuto: I'm here for you -hugs-
Me: ... at least one good thing came out of this...
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Utau: Alright, operation "Embarrass the Ex" in now commencing!
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Dia: Go shine, Alice-chan!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Temari: What's so funny?
Temari: Can you please quiet down?
Temari: SHUT IT BEFORE I SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Cause I dream of amuto, that's why.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: Ikuto, your with Amu. End of it.
Me: NO BUTS!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: I think I'd get along with Amu and Ikuto just fine.
Yoru: But they're not my parents.
Me: Ikuto is technically your dad, so Amu's your mom.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: Rimahiko! so... YES!
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Player? that explains the slaves I guess...
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: ... Does it look bad?
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Oh please, Utau'll get over her brother complex soon!
Kukai: -eyes widen- How'd you-
Me: YOU'VE FLIPPIN' KISSED!
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: -dies of shock-
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: -dies of shock AGAIN, and horror-
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: Miki and Yoru? maybe she's drawing him? I mean I don't think Yoru would... They are like Ikuto and Amu...
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Amu: What do you think she's thinking about?
Rima: What I wanna know is why is she staring at us.
Would 2 trust 5?
Ikuto: ... He was a guy right?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Temari: MIKI I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Me: Rima and Yoru? Hmm... Fish... that was cooked by Rima's servants.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Me: Hmm... To find their true selves from singing! Or something!
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Nagi: Get those scissors away from me!
Kukai: Come on dude! people still think you're a girl!
Nagi: I don't care about that! besides, I'm more worried about whose holding the scissors!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Dia: *Sketches someone with long hair and in a kimono* How's this?
Rima: -blushes- why does that person look like Nagi?
Dia: I never said it was Nagi. I just drew who I thought would be perfect for you.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Temari: I'LL SLICE YOU TO BITS
Amu: I'M SORRY!
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?
Kukai: Dude... I don't roll that way...
Ikuto: My bad, that was for Amu.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: You were .-. I guess Amu forgot to tell you .-.
7 won the lottery?
Me: ...I thought she was rich? Why would a famous idol enter the lottery?
Utau: no reason...
8 had quite a big secret?
Me: -gives Kukai a suspicious look- Hmm... Indeed...
9 became a singer?
Me: Totally possible... Maybe...
10 got a daughter?
Me: ...Charas can have kids?
What would 1 think of 2?
Amu: He's a pervert.
Ikuto: Is that all you think of me?
Amu: U-umm... Well... He's actually nice... and always helps me... and... not... bad looking...
Ikuto: I love you too Amu-koi ;)
Amu: O.O -blushing- PERVERT!
How would 3 greet 4?
Yoru: Yo Miki! Nya
What would 4 envy about 5?
Me:... His hair!
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Me: ... wearing a kimono... and confessing!
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: Long hair... and a cold attitude.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Me: Where do I begin!
Where would 8 meet 9?
Me: ...When she was an X-egg?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Me: That she ruined her kimono...
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Me: ...Amu not being her chara bearer's friend anymore, and that probably causing her to turn into an X-egg
Is 3 Gay?
Me: Now that's an interesting question...
COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A FAN OF SHUGO CHARA TOO!
To Live a Happy Life:
- Dream more when you're awake.
- Smile and laugh more.
- Agree: life isn't fair but it's still good.
- You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
- Burn the candles; use the nice sheets. Don't save them for a special occasion, for today is special.
- Forgive everyone for everything.
- What others think of you is none of your business.
- Be brave and strong, but it's alright to be afraid sometimes.
- Remember: it'll get better.
- Smile at least once a day.
- Keep in mind that out of everything you wear, your expression is the most important.
- Take the best vitamin for making friends: B1
- Let go of the heaviest thing you can carry: a grudge.
- Keep your word that you give away
- Don't be overly concerned with your weight--it's just a number
- Live with the three E's: Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy, and with the three F's: Faith, Family, and Friends.
And always remember, there's someone out there who loves you more than you know.
I screwed up (?)% of my teenage life
[ ] Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[ ] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
[x] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[ ] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the
. (When a teacher tells you a joke, you have to laugh, don't you?)
[ ] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.
[ ] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took Pictures during school hours
[ ] Called someone during School hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class.
Total : 2
[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[ ] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.
[x] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[ ] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total : 2
[ ] Faked your parents signature .
[x] Slept in class.
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework
Total : 14
MULTIPLY BY THREE : 14(3)=42
Well... I was never really bad... I mean pretty much all of these I was either allowed to, or wasn't caught... oh wait...
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
for the people who hate stereo types: if you think people should shut up and stop put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones you are.)
Female Comebacks... Or Comebacks in general...
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Then turn around and walk away.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I can tell you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh, you're so right, I want you to leave.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I Am Not That Girl:
I am not that girl,
I am that girl,
Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!
WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? So sweet, please don't break! :)
The Ouran Alphabet
Which are you?
Your Tsundere side:
You come off as tough and confident on the outside, when you are actually soft and emotional on the inside.
Your Yandere side:
You are often loving, caring, sweet - until someone upsets you badly.
Your Kuudere side:
You don't show your emotions to others.
Your Dandere side:
You are a shy person.
Anndddd... I'm dandere. Not a surprise. What frightens the heck out of me is how close I was to getting yandere...
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