![]() Author has written 77 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Digimon, Fairy Tail, Highschool of the Dead, Misc. Books, Rosario + Vampire, and Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る. What's up everybody. I'm DarkChild316, the bad boy of fanfiction.net. About Me Gender: I'm a Guy Age: 28 Birthday: December 09, 1991 Race: 50% Black, 50% Seminole, and 100% BADASS!!!!! Religion: Born-Again Christian (as I'm sure you probably guessed by my profile pic and username) Hobbies: Improvisational Comedy(basically freestyle unscripted comedy with jokes off the top of the head), Video Gaming, Martial Arts (2nd Dan in ATA-style Taekwondo, Studied in Western Boxing, Kickboxing [based on Full-Contact Kickboxing (A.K.A. American Kickboxing) and Muay Thai]; and Freestyle & Submission Wrestling), Fantasy Football, Web Surfing Hometown: Tallahassee, FL, USA Education: Associate in Arts Degree from Tallahassee Community College (2016) Bachelors of Science Degree in Broadcast Journalism from Florida A&M University (2019) Personal Theme Songs: Ace of Spades by Motörhead You Only Live Once by Suicide Silence; You Can't Bring Me Down by Suicidal Tendencies; Rise Above by Black Flag; Can I Kick It? by A Tribe Called Quest; Ain’t No Half Steppin’ by Big Daddy Kane; Renegade by Jay-Z (feat. Eminem) Personal Fight Songs: Indestructible by Disturbed; Attitude by Sepultura; Seek & Destroy by Metallica; Protect Ya Neck by Wu Tang Clan; Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J; Shadowboxin' by GZA (feat. Method Man) Anime & Manga I Like: Sailor Moon (My all-time favorite anime of the 90’s and the all-time greatest magic girl anime ever! Usagi Tsukino [Sailor Moon] and Minako Aino [Sailor Venus] are by far the best characters.) 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In all fairness, lemons have continued to be made since the last CU controversial removal of lemons throughout the site three years ago in June so they've no one to blame but themselves for things as they are. If you agreed, post this on your page and encourage your friends alike to do the same. -DarkChild316. Dear Friends, I am currently searching for story collaborators for my Naruto's Video Game Vixens series. If anyone is familiar with any or all of the game series that are listed below, PM me and we'll discuss any ideas you may have. SoulCalibur, Tekken, Dead or Alive, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Metroid Prime, Resident Evil. -DarkChild316 Dear Friends, You can now follow me over at DevianArt, which I'll be using to post promotional artwork and spoilers for future works. My username on DeviantArt is the same as FanFiction, so I shouldn't be that hard to find. See you there!!!! -DarkChild316 Copyright Declaration (from winterschind11) So, as someone who has worked with many amazing people in the legal field, I believe there are few things that people here need to know. I have consulted with several people who work in different areas of the law including, a contact at the ACLU, a published writer, and a law professor, among others. One) This site is not a non-profit site. The owners make money from the many ads that you see on here and therefore, are required to pay taxes. Two) Because this is a profit site, the owners ARE required, BY LAW, to monitor for (dare I say the word...BULLIES) and are required, BY LAW, to deal with said individuals and/or groups. Three) The LAW states that no one who posts on the internet can be censored simply because there is a chance that someone thirteen or younger, may see it. It is against the LAW to force a writer to alter their work based on this. Four) Number three is a law and the fact that someone makes a rule and then forces censorship, is ILLEGAL. An example would be...I make a rule stating that all employees must hit every person who says something stupid in the face with a shovel, or they will be fired. Now, just because it's a rule, or company policy, doesn't make it legal and you WILL end up going to jail if you do that (tempting as it might be some days). Five) In order to make this site legal, all bully groups and individuals who harass another for whatever reason, this site would have to deal with them. This means that they are required, BY LAW, to answer any and all emails and complaints filed by everyone. THEY DO NOT DO THIS. Six) This site also breaks copyright laws by allowing works to be written by living authors who have expressly forbidden it. YES, they do know that they are allowing it because they are the ones who create the title and character templates. Seven) The "M" rating on this site clearly states that it must be suitable for age SIXTEEN and older. As this is subjective based on a person's own beliefs, it would be nearly impossible for everyone to agree on what is appropriate for every sixteen year old who may read, OR WRITE, on this site. If one peruses the local bookstore for teen fiction you will find much worse, in some cases, than what is found here. If you think your sixteen year old doesn't know about things like violence or sex...you are sadly mistaken. Eight) There is a bill in Congress stating that: a web site administrator shall, upon request, remove any posted comments posted by an anonymous poster unless the anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post and confirms that his or her IP address, legal name, and home address are accurate.”This would include EVERYONE on this site, since we all go by pen names. So...to sum this up, NO ONE can be censored on the chance that a thirteen year old, or younger, may see it. This falls under PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITY. People have NO write to harass or bully another simply because they don't like what they are reading. There is no longer a "MORALS" censorship board in this country, hasn't been for decades. In order for this site to comply with ALL the laws, there would be an age appropriate button, they would answer emails and deal with the bullies on this site, and they would remove all banned writers fiction. They do not do this. I highly recommend that people check out the online internet censorship laws as well as the laws regarding cyber bullying. VERY interesting reads. If anyone is threatening you in any way shape or form, they can and should be reported. One place to do this is at QuitStalkingMe . com... Which I have done to the very "reviewer" who prompted this revision of my profile. You are NOT allowed to threaten people and you are NOT allowed to tell people that they cannot block you or they will be reported. Not only is it against the rules...it is ILLEGAL. So...you HAVE been reported to the police. My Favorite Bands / Musical Artists Pink Floyd, Rush, King Crimson, Dream Theater, Opeth, Tool, Haken, Mastodon, Gojira, Lamb of God, Avenged Sevenfold, Deftones, Fear Factory, Rob Zombie, Machine Head, Meshuggah, Trivium, Bullet for My Valentine, Killswitch Engage, August Burns Red, Underoath, Memphis May Fire, Beartooth, Hatebreed, Parkway Drive, Atreyu, Bring Me the Horizon, Converge, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Of Mice & Men, Ice Nine Kills, Motionless In White, ERRA, Spiritbox, Crystal Lake, Loathe, Thy Art is Murder, Carnifex, Chelsea Grin, Suicide Silence, Whitechapel, Brand of Sacrifice, Slaughter to Prevail, Slipknot, Korn, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Tallah, Cane Hill, Tetrarch, Alpha Wolf, Slayer, Anthrax, Metallica, Megadeth, Kreator, Testament, Exodus, Sepultura, Death Angel, Carcass, At The Gates, In Flames, Children of Bodom, Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, Soilwork, Death, Morbid Angel, Bolt Thrower, Cannibal Corpse, Sabaton, Helloween, Powerwolf, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Jinjer, Halestorm, In This Moment, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Saxon, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Jimi Hendrix, Prince, AC/DC, Van Halen, KISS, Mötley Crüe, Twisted Sister, Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Hüsker Dü, Bad Religion, Rise Against Movies I Like: The Star Wars Series (Mostly the Original Trilogy and the Prequel Trilogy, Especially Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, which is my favorite film in the series) The Halloween Series (The original film is still my favorite in the franchise) The Friday the 13th Series (Most of the films are great, but the first film still remains the most true-to-life slasher film in the series and one of the greatest horror films of all-time) The Nightmare on Elm Street series (All of the films have been good to decent, but the first film is still the best film in the entire series.) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Series (One of the greatest slasher franchises of all-time. The first film remains the most influential slasher film of all-time.) The IT series (All the films are terrifying, but the original version with Tim Curry is still the stuff of child’s nightmares.) The Saw Series (Each film is unique, but NONE can top the twists and turns and shock value of the original Saw film.) The Shining (Jack Nicholson delivers a truly terrifying performance as Jack Torrance) Jaws (This is the quintessential summer horror blockbuster, and a movie that should make anyone scared to go out into the water.) The Exorcist (One of the best occult-based horror films of all-time.) Brandon Lee’s The Crow (R.I.P. Brandon) The Terminator Trilogy (All the films are great, but it’s the second film T2: Judgement Day that remains my all-time favorite sequel to a film.) The Dark Night Trilogy (Love all of the films in this series but in the end, there can be only one: The Dark Knight remains one of my favorite Batman films of all-time with my favorite portrayal of the Joker ever [R.I.P. Heath Ledger].) The Godfather Trilogy (This is my absolute favorite series of crime dramas ever, and it’s what made me fall in love with Al Pachino. It is SO HARD for me to pick between the first and second films as to which one I love more.) All of the Marvel Cinematic Universe films (MY GOD! So many favorites to pick from, but Black Panther, Avengers: Civil War and Avengers: Infinity War, and Spider-Man: Far From Home have to be my favorites.) The James Bond Series (Love most of the films in this series but let’s be real, no film will EVER come close to matching the standard set by Sean Connery’s performance in 1964’s Goldfinger, a film that the franchise continues to try to duplicate to this day!) The Fast & Furious Franchise (All the films are pretty decent, but the cream of the crop is still Fast Five.) The Evil Dead Trilogy (All three films are horror movie brilliance, but the best film in the series BY FAR is still Evil Dead 2.) The Austin Powers Trilogy (OMFG, this is the most hilarious film series I have ever watched in my life! All of the films are LOL hilarious, but it’s the second film: The Spy Who Shagged Me that still to this day has me belly laughing on the floor every time I watch it!) The Back to the Future Trilogy (A timeless classic of a series that only gets better with age. All of the films are great, but it’s still the first film in the series that is still an undisputed Pop Culture classic.) The Rocky Trilogy (Speaking of classics, this is still the greatest underdog story in the history of American films and I will fight anyone who disagrees with me on that. All three films are great, but none can top the original, which is still a timeless American classic.) Any Football-Based Movies (I’ve loved football since my youth, and these movies really help in getting through the long offseasons when there’s no football around. Especially with movies like The Blind Side, Remember the Titans, The Longest Yard, Any Given Sunday, and Friday Night Lights.) Any Martial Arts/Action Movies (As a martial arts practitioner myself, I’m big into martial arts-based films like Bruce Lee’s Enter the Dragon, or Ip Man with Donnie Yen, or any action-based film with actors like Steven Segal like Above the Law. But my all-time favorite martial arts film, and the one that got me into martial arts in the first place is The Karate Kid with the late Pat Morita, and now they even have a Netflix series based on the film called Cobra Kai that I watch all the time.) Any Military/War Movies (As a young kid growing up in a military family, I’ve always had a love for movies like Pearl Harbor, Saving Private Ryan, and Red Tails.) Video Games I Like: Tekken Series (especially Tekken 2 and Tekken 5, Kazuya Mishima and Nina Williams have always been my favorites) Soul Calibur Series (SoulCalibur 3 was my favorite game in the series, Nightmare and Cervantes de Leon are my favorite male characters while Ivy Valentine and Taki are my favorite female characters) Killer Instinct Series (The new Killer Instinct is AWESOME, but NOTHING tops the original! Konrad Von Sabrewulf and Spinal are my two favorite characters) Street Fighter Series (Street Fighter II was my favorite game in the series; Cammy and Vega are my favorites) Dead or Alive Series (Dead or Alive 2 Ultimate and Dead or Alive 5 Last Round are my favorite games in the series; Ayane and Tina Armstrong are my favorites) Mortal Kombat Series (Mortal Kombat II, Mortal Kombat 9 (2011), and Mortal Kombat X are among my favorite games in the series and my favorite fighting games ever! Scorpion and Reptile are my favorite male characters while Kitana and Jade are my favorite female characters) John Madden Football Series (Madden NFL 2004 and Madden NFL 2005 are the best) WWE Games Series (Smackdown! vs. RAW 2007 and WWE 13 are the best) NCAA Football Series (NCAA Football 2006 and NCAA Football 2014 are the best) Sonic the Hedgehog Series (Sonic The Hedgehog 2 was my favorite) Pokémon Series (Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal and Pokémon Red/Blue/Yellow were the best) Left 4 Dead Series, Dead Island Series, and Resident Evil Series (Any game that involves massacring zombies is an automatic favorite) The entire Super Mario Games Series (Always a favorite of mine, especially Super Mario 64) Any N64 Game and Super N.E.S. Game (I love old video games) Any Military Shooter games (Battlefield, SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs, Call Of Duty, etc...) My 40 Favorite Wrestlers of All-Time: Kurt Angle "Stone Cold" Steve Austin John Cena Bryan Danielson (aka Daniel Bryan) Edge Mick Foley Eddie Guerrero Triple H Jeff Hardy Bret "The Hitman" Hart Chris Jericho Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Kenta Kobashi "Limitless" Keith Lee Brock Lesnar MJF "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels Mitsuhara Misawa Rey Mysterio Jr. Tetsuya Naito "The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada Kenny Omega "Hangman" Adam Page CM Punk Seth Rollins Sting AJ Styles The Undertaker WALTER "Switchblade" Jay White Bray Wyatt The New Day Asuka Sasha Banks Bayley Mickie James Aja Kong Lita Becky Lynch Manami Toyota My Favorite WWE Matches: Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon: Ladder Match for the WWF Intercontinental Championship (WrestleMania X) Bret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin: Submission Match (WrestleMania 13) Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels: Hell in a Cell #1 Contender’s Match for the WWF Championship (Badd Blood: In Your House) Triple H vs Cactus Jack: Street Fight for the WWF Championship (Royal Rumble 2000) The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin: No Disqualification Match for the WWF Championship (WrestleMania X-7) Edge & Rey Mysterio vs Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle: Smackdown Tag Team Tournament Final for the Inaugural WWE Tag Team Championships (No Mercy 2002) Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels (WrestleMania 21) The Undertaker vs Kurt Angle: World Heavyweight Championship Match (No Way Out 2006) Chris Jericho vs Shawn Michaels: Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Championship (No Mercy 2008) The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels: Streak vs Career Match (WrestleMania XXVI) CM Punk vs John Cena: WWE Championship Match (Money in the Bank 2011) Sasha Banks vs Bayley: 30-Minute Ironman Match for the NXT Women's Championship (NXT TakeOver: Respect) #DIY {Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa} vs The Revival {Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder}: 2/3 Falls Match for the NXT Tag Team Championships (NXT TakeOver: Toronto) Sami Zayn vs Shinsuke Nakamura (NXT TakeOver: Dallas) Johnny Gargano vs Andrade "Cien" Almas: NXT Championship Match (NXT TakeOver: Philadelphia) Johnny Gargano vs Tommaso Ciampa: Unsanctioned Match (NXT TakeOver: New Orleans) Moustache Mountain {Tyler Bate and Trent Seven} vs The Undisputed Era {Roderick Strong and Kyle O’Reilly}: NXT Tag Team Championship Match (NXT TV—July 11, 2018) Adam Cole vs Johnny Gargano: 2/3 Falls Match for the Vacant NXT Championship (NXT TakeOver: New York) Tyler Bate vs WALTER: NXT UK Championship Match (NXT UK TakeOver: Cardiff) Ilja Dragunov vs WALTER: NXT UK Championship Match (NXT TakeOver: 36) HM: The 2001 Royal Rumble Match HM: Firefly Funhouse Match (WrestleMania 36, Night Two) My Favorite Non-WWE Matches: Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat: NWA World Heavyweight Championship Match (NWA/WCW Chi-Town Rumble 1989) Ric Flair vs Terry Funk: I Quit Match (NWA/WCW Clash of the Champions IX: New York Knockout) Flyin’ Brian Pillman vs Jushin Thunder Liger: WCW Light Heavyweight Championship Match (WCW SuperBrawl II) Sting's Squadron {Sting, Barry Windham, Dustin Rhodes, Ricky Steamboat, and Nikita Koloff} vs The Dangerous Alliance {"Stunning" Steve Austin, Rick Rude, Arn Anderson, Bobby Eaton, and Larry Zbyszko}: WarGames Match (WCW WrestleWar 1992) Kenta Kobashi and Tsuyoshi Kikuchi vs The Can-Am Express {Doug Furnas and Dan Kroffat}: All Asia Tag Team Championship Match (AJPW Super Power Series—May 25, 1992) Mitsuhara Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada: AJPW Triple Crown Heavyweight Championship Match (AJPW Super Power Series—June 3, 1994) Aja Kong vs Manami Toyota: V*Top Five Star Tournament First Round Match (AJW Doumu Super Woman Great War ~ Big Egg Wrestling Universe—November 20, 1994) Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi vs The Holy Demon Army {Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue}: AJPW World Tag Team Championship Match (AJPW Super Power Series—June 9, 1995) Rey Misterio Jr. vs Juventud Guerrera: 2/3 Falls Count Anywhere Match (ECW Big Ass Extreme Bash 1996) Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Eddie Guerrero: Mask vs. Title Match for the WCW Cruiserweight Championship (WCW Halloween Havoc 1997) Mitsuharu Misawa vs. Kenta Kobashi: GHC Heavyweight Championship Match (Pro Wrestling Noah: Navigate for Evolution—March 1, 2003) Samoa Joe vs Kenta Kobashi (ROH Joe vs Kobashi 2005) Christopher Daniels vs Samoa Joe vs AJ Styles: X Division Championship Match (TNA Unbreakable 2005) Bryan Danielson vs Nigel McGuinness: Title Unification Pure Wrestling Rules Match for both the ROH World Championship and the ROH Pure Championship (ROH Unified 2006) Shinsuke Nakamura vs Kota Ibushi: IWGP Intercontinental Championship Match (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 9) Tetsuya Naito vs Kenny Omega (NJPW G1 Climax 26, Day 18—August 13, 2016) Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada: IWGP Heavyweight Championship Match (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 11) Tetsuya Naito vs Kazuchika Okada: Double Gold Dash Match for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship and the IWGP Intercontinental Championship (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 -- Day Two) Kenny Omega and "Hangman" Adam Page vs The Young Bucks {Matt and Nick Jackson}: AEW World Tag Team Championship Match (AEW Revolution 2020) Syuri vs Utami Hayashishita: World of Stardom Championship Match (Stardom Tokyo Dream Cinderella Special Edition—June 12, 2021) My Favorite Wrestling PPVs of All-Time: NWA/WCW The Great American Bash 1989 WCW Spring Stampede 1994 WWF In Your House 16: Canadian Stampede ECW Heat Wave 1998 WWF Royal Rumble 2001 WWF WrestleMania X-Seven WWE SummerSlam 2002 WWE Survivor Series 2002 WWE WrestleMania XIX ECW One Night Stand 2005 ROH Glory By Honor V: Night 2 ROH Driven 2007 TNA Turning Point 2009 WWE Money in the Bank 2011 NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 9 NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 11 NXT TakeOver: New Orleans NXT Takeover: New York AEW Double or Nothing 2019 AEW All Out 2021 My Favorite Wrestling Tournaments: 1987 NWA Crockett Cup 1993 WWF King of the Ring 1993 AJPW World's Strongest Determination Tag League 1994 NJPW Super J-Cup 1998 WWF Deadly Game Tournament 2002 WWE Tag Team Title Tournament 2005 WWE Gold Rush Tournament 2014 PWG Battle of Los Angeles 2016 WWE Cruiserweight Classic 2017 WWE Mae Young Classic 2017 WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament 2017 NJPW G1 Climax 2019 NJPW Best of the Super Juniors 2019 AEW World Championship Eliminator Tournament 2020 NXT Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic My Favorite WWE Entrance Themes "The Future" by CFO$ (Asuka Theme) "I Walk Alone" by Saliva (Batista Theme) "Celtic Invasion" by CFO$ (Becky Lynch Theme) "Glorious Domination" by CFO$ (Bobby Roode Theme) "Live in Fear" by Mark Crozer (Bray Wyatt Theme) "Hart Attack" by Jim Johnston, Jimmy Hart & J.J. Maguire (Bret Hart Theme) "Next Big Thing" by Jim Johnston (Brock Lesnar Theme) "Blood" by Jim Johnston (The Brood Theme) "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace (Chris Benoit Theme) "Break the Walls Down" by Jim Johnston (Chris Jericho WWE Theme) "Break it Down" by Jim Johnston [feat. The Chris Warren Band] (D-Generation X Theme) "Hallelujah Chorus" by George Frideric Handel (Damien Sandow Theme) "Flight of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner (Daniel Bryan Theme) "Demolition" by Rick Derringer, Jimmy Hart, & J.J. Maguire (Demolition Theme) "Broken Dreams" by Shaman's Harvest (Drew McIntyre Theme) "Common Man Boogie" by Jimmy Hart and J.J. Maguire (Dusty Rhodes Theme) "Lie, Cheat, Steal" by Jim Johnston (Eddie Guerrero Theme) "Metalingus/The Other Side" by Alter Bridge (Edge Themes) "Catch Your Breath" by CFO$ (Finn Bálor Theme) "Loaded" by Zach Tempest (The Hardy Boyz Theme) "No More Words" by Endeverafter (Jeff Hardy Theme) "The Time is Now" by John Cena & Tha Trademarc (John Cena Theme) "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven (Kane Theme) "Fight" by CFO$ (Kevin Owens Theme) "Medal" by Jim Johnston (Kurt Angle WWE Theme) "Lovefurypassionenergy" by Boy Hits Car (Lita Theme) "Some Bodies Gonna Get It" by Three 6 Mafia (Mark Henry Theme) "Wreck" by Jim Johnston (Mick Foley Theme) "I Came to Play" by Downstrait (The Miz Theme) "I'm Comin'" by Silkk the Shocker (MVP Theme) "We Are One" by 12 Stones (The Nexus Theme) "Oh, You Didn't Know" by Jim Johnston (The New Age Outlaws Theme) "Voices" by Rev Theory (Randy Orton Theme) "Pomp and Circumstance Marches" by Sir Edward Elgar (Randy Savage Theme) "Booyaka 619" by P.O.D. (Rey Mysterio Theme) "What a Rush" by Jimmy Hart & J.J. Maguire (Road Warriors Theme) "Know Your Role" by Jim Johnston (The Rock Theme) "Head of the Table" by def rebel (Roman Reigns Theme) "One of a Kind" by Breaking Point (Rob Van Dam WWE Theme) "Worlds Apart" by CFO$ (Sami Zayn Theme) "Sky's The Limit" by CFO$ (Sasha Banks Theme) “Sexy Boy” by Jim Johnston, J.J. Maguire & Jimmy Hart (Shawn Michaels Theme) "Special Op" by Jim Johnston (The Shield Theme) "The Rising Sun" by CFO$ (Shinsuke Nakamura WWE Theme) "Glass Shatters" by Disturbed (Stone Cold Steve Austin Theme) "The Game" by Motörhead (Triple H Theme) "Rest in Peace" by Jim Johnston (The Undertaker Theme) "Undisputed" by CFO$ (The Undisputed Era Theme) "No Chance in Hell" composed by Jim Johnston and performed by Peter Bursuker (Vince McMahon Theme) "Symphony No. 9 in E Minor - Allegro Con Fuoco” by Antonín Dvořák (WALTER Theme) My Favorite WCW Entrance Themes "Invasion" by Christian Poulet & Jean-Yves Rigo (Bill Goldberg Theme) "Kidman Theme" by Jimmy Hart & Howard Helm (Billy Kidman Theme) "Rap Sheet" by Rene De Wael and Didier Leglise (Booker T Theme) "Four Horsemen Theme" by Jimmy Hart & Howard Helm (The Four Horsemen Theme) "Self High Five" by Jimmy Hart & J.J. Maguire (Diamond Dallas Page Theme) "Voodoo Child (Slight Return)" by Jimi Hendrix ("Hollywood" Hulk Hogan Theme) "Rockhouse" by Frank Shelley (The nWo Theme) "Wolfpac Theme" by Jimmy Hart & Howard Helm [feat. C-Murder] (The nWo Wolfpac Theme) "Dawn" section of the tone poem Also Sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss (Ric Flair Theme) "Sting Theme" by WCW and Jimmy Hart (Sting Theme) My Favorite ECW Entrance Themes "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube (New Jack Theme) "Walk" by Pantera (Rob Van Dam ECW Theme) "Huka Blues" by Harry Slash & The Slashtones (Sabu Theme) "Enter Sandman" by Metallica (The Sandman Theme) "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains (Tommy Dreamer Theme) My Favorite ROH Entrance Themes: “Something for You” by David Rolfe (Adam Cole ROH Theme) “Demi-Gods” by Lab Ratz [feat. Slim Jim] (AJ Styles ROH Theme) “Reach for the Sky” by Adam Massacre (The Briscoes Brothers Theme) “Miseria Cantare – The Beginning” by AFI (CM Punk ROH Theme) “The Final Countdown” by Europe (Bryan Danielson Theme) “The Truth” by Beanie Sigel (Homicide Theme) “Scorched Ops” by Scott Reinwand (Jay Lethal Theme) “Unsettling Differences” by Blue Smoke Nancy (Kevin Steen Theme) “K.O.W. (Kings)” by Cody B. Ware (The Kings of Wrestling Theme) “Dance Away” by Damn Valentines (reDRagon Theme) My Favorite TNA Entrance Themes "Down in the Catacombs" by Dale Oliver (Abyss Theme) "Deadman's Hand" by Dale Oliver and Serg Salinas (Aces and Eights Theme) "Get Ready To Fly" by GRITZ (AJ Styles Theme) "Empire March" by Dale Oliver (Awesome Kong Theme) "Angel on My Shoulder" by Dale Oliver (The Beautiful People Theme) "Take a Fall" by Dale Oliver & Serg Salinas (Beer Money Inc. Theme) "Take Over" by Dale Oliver (Christian Cage Theme) "My World" by Dale Oliver (Jeff Jarrett Theme) "Gold Medal" performed by Tha Trademarc and composed by Dale Oliver (Kurt Angle TNA Theme) "Dawgz" by K-Dogg, Mad One & Maniak (LAX Theme) "Main Event Mafia" by Dale Oliver (The Main Event Mafia Theme) "Hardcore Country" by Mickie James (Mickie James Theme) "Motor City" by Dale Oliver (Motor City Machine Guns Theme) "Nation Of Violence" by Dale Oliver (Samoa Joe Theme) "Slay Me" by Dale Oliver (Sting TNA Theme) My Favorite AEW Entrance Themes "All About Tha (Boom!) by AEW Music (Adam Cole AEW Theme) "Ghost Town Triumph" by AEW Music ("Hangman" Adam Page Theme) "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour (CM Punk AEW Theme) "Judas" by Fozzy (Chris Jericho AEW Theme) "Kingdom" by Downstrait (Cody Rhodes Theme) "I Fell" by Wicca Phase Springs Eternal (Darby Allin Theme) "Darkside of T R" by AEW Music (FTR Theme) "The Chairman's Intent" by Action Bronson (Hook Theme) "Wild Thing" by X (Jon Moxley Theme) "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora (Jungle Boy Theme) "I Am" by AEW Music (Keith Lee Theme) "Battle Cry" by Little V (Kenny Omega AEW Theme) "Ogentroost" by Amenra (Malakai Black Theme) "Where is My Mind?" by Pixies (Orange Cassidy Theme) "Ruby Soho" by Rancid (Ruby Soho Theme) My Favorite NJPW Entrance Themes "Shot'Em" by [Q]Brick (Bullet Club Theme) "High Energy" by Julia Claris (Hiroshi Tanahashi Theme) "Switchblade" by Yonosuke Kitamura ("Switchblade" Jay White Theme) "Ikari No Jyushin" by Yumi Hiroki (Jushin Thunder Liger Theme) "Devil's Sky" by Yonosuke Kitamura (Kenny Omega NJPW Theme) "RAIN MAKER" by Yonosuke Kitamura (Kazuchika Okada Theme) "Kaze ni Nare" by Ayumi Nakamura (Minoru Suzuki Theme) "Subconscious" by Julia Claris (Shinsuke Nakamura NJPW Theme) "Stardust" by Kazsin (Tetsuya Naito Theme) "Stone Pitbull" by May's (Tomohiro Ishii Theme) Naruto Couples I Like and My Top 5 Naruto Couples: Naruto/Temari(Temari's a total goddess, and I think Gaara would love the idea of Naruto as his brother-in-law; My personal favorite Naruto pairing) Naruto/Hinata(She obviously loves him and she's always been there for him, and he really seems to feel the same affection for her; Plus they're married now and have two kids of their own; My second favorite Naruto pairing) Naruto/Karin(A short-tempered, yet hot redhead for Naruto just like his old man plus out of all the girls in the series, she's the one who, in my opinion most reminds me of Naruto's mother Kushina; My third favorite Naruto pairing) Naruto/Konan(Both are orphans and students of Jiraiya so it's almost destined for them to be together, plus Naruto is like a younger version of Yahiko; my fourth favorite Naruto pairing) Naruto/Anko(Those two are exactly alike in every aspect; My fifth favorite Naruto pairing) Naruto/Ino(Those two act like siblings most of the time but they're still a cool couple) Naruto/Sakura(Even with Sakura's anger issues Naruto likes this babe) Naruto/Ayame(She's so hot and she was the only girl to treat him kindly in his childhood) Naruto/Tenten(Energetic love, whoa man) Naruto/Fuka(Same as with Karin, Plus she was Naruto's first REAL kiss(Sasuke DOESN'T Count) Naruto/Tayuya (Same as with Karin, plus I think that they would hit it off perfectly thanks to their similar, headstrong personalities) Naruto/Sara(She's a hot redhead and just like Naruto's old man, I LOVE REDHEADS) Naruto/Samui(She's has all the looks of a younger Tsunade with the icy personality of a younger Kurenai, a pretty "cool" combination) Naruto/Yugito(I like Naruto paired with a Jinchuuriki, plus she's a blonde like Naruto) Naruto/Fu(Same as with Yugito, plus her personality is similar to Naruto's) Naruto/Shion(She really loves Naruto and want to have kids with him) Naruto/Shizuka(She is just so damn sexy plus she want's to marry Naruto, lucky bastard) Naruto/Koyuki(After what he did for her and how he changed her for the better, they'd be crazy not to be a couple) Naruto/Amaru(Same as with Koyuki, The fact that she's a redhead is an added plus) Naruto/Ryuzetsu(Anyone willing to sacrifice their own life to save someone else's must really love and care about them) Naruto/Guren(Same as with Naruto/Ryuzetsu, plus she's pretty hot and she's one of the few characters to relate to Naruto's miserable childhood) Naruto/Hokuto(She's such a hottie and she really seems to have a thing for Naruto) Naruto/Hana(Hana is so hot and like Gaara with Temari, I'm sure Kiba would love the idea of Naruto as his brother-in-law since they're kinda like brothers anyway) Naruto/Sasame(She's so cute, plus she saved him) Naruto/Hotaru(She's so damn hot and alike Naruto in many details) Naruto/Kurotsuchi(Originally I didn't like her, but eventually I realized that the two of them are quite similar in many ways) Naruto/Suzumebachi(Same as with Naruto/Kurotsuchi, plus she and Naruto both went through hardships at the hands of their villages and share a common goal in life to be acknowledged and respected by their villages) Naruto/Kurenai(You know what, the more and more I think about this pairing, the more it makes sense to me) Naruto/Shizune(After thinking on it for quite some time and seeing the way they interact with each other, you can't deny that there's some chemistry there) Naruto/Tsunami(Naruto and a super sexy MILF like Tsunami would be very interesting, Plus he saved her and her son and did so much for their family and home) Naruto/Haruna(Same as with Naruto/Koyuki) Naruto/Isarabi(They can totally relate to one another given their miserable and totally unfair childhoods, In a way she's almost like another jinchuuriki) Naruto/Yakumo(Same as with Naruto/Isarabi) Naruto/Toki(Again, same as with Naruto/Koyuki) Naruto/Mei (Never thought I'd add this here but after much thought and convincing, I realize that this pairing makes sense, in a way she's almost like a modern reincarnation of Kushina) Naruto/Tsunade (Again, never dreamed I'd add this here. But if I've got no qualms about pairing Naruto with much older women like Mavis, Irene, etc., then I should have no issues pairing Naruto with Tsunade) Sasuke/Sakura(I do love them despite all the things Sasuke's done to her, but if I have no problems with Jellal/Erza then I should have no problems with this pairing)Better than Naruto/Sakura Sai/Ino(Well he did call her beautiful; Now that they're married, it's a match made in heaven) Better than Naruto/Ino Kiba/Ino (Those two are so much alike in almost every possible aspect) Kiba/Tamaki (The Alpha Dog and the Cat Girl; Makes for a perfect union to me) Konohamaru/Hanabi(An original pairing that I find quite interesting. Two young shinobi with royal ancestries) Minato/Kushina(They gave us Naruto and were two cool ninjas) My Favorite Pairing For Minato Minato/Tsunade(Two powerful blonde Hokage) Minato/Mei (Two powerful, yet loved and admired Kage of their respective villages) Minato/Mikoto(Another original Minato pairing, plus I think Mikoto looks way better paired with Minato than Fugaku) Kakashi/Rin(Absolutely love this pairing, Kakashi's a complete badass and Rin's a total sweetheart, You do the math) My Favorite Pairing for Kakashi Kakashi/Shizune(Two powerful hokage students)Better than Naruto/Shizune Kakashi/Hanare (He stopped her from going down the wrong road and they seemed to care for one another) Shikamaru/Temari(Both deny liking each other even though it's pretty obvious they're in love) Gaara/Matsuri(Fangirls man, plus it's pretty obvious she cares about him) Neji/Tenten(Great couple, just wish Neji wasn't dead(Damn you Kishimoto!!!!!!)Better than Naruto/Tenten Jiraiya/Tsunade(An older version of Naruto/Sakura)Better than Minato/Tsunade Fairy Tail Couples I Like: Natsu/Lucy(Natsu just defines badass and Lucy is an absolute blonde bombshell, It's an awesome fit; My Favorite Fairy Tail pairing) Natsu/Lisanna(Two childhood friends who have a deep emotional bond with one another and who practically raised Happy together, this one makes all the sense in the world) Natsu/Erza(They really have a great relationship with one another and are so protective of each other, plus they have a level of trust in one another that you don’t see from most of the other cast) Natsu/Mirajane(She may scare the living hell out of him at times, but there’s no denying that Mirajane has an immense soft spot for him) Natsu/Wendy (It’s not just because they’re both Dragon Slayer’s either, Wendy has always looked up to Natsu and has always relied on him for strength while he’s always been so protective of her. I truly feel this could be a great couple if done correctly) Natsu/Yukino(Loved the interaction between them during the Grand Magic Games Arc especially when Natsu was sweet-talking her) Natsu/Minerva(I truly think he could break through that sadistic facade of hers with his charismatic personality; And I think it's only fair for her to have some happiness after the unfair abuse she suffered at the hands of her bastard of a father) Natsu/Kagura(I could see her falling for Natsu for many reasons including his righteous and caring personality, but the biggest one being that Natsu's the one who defeated Jellal and avenged her brother's murder) Natsu/Ultear(Those two really do look good together, now that I think about it; both have similarly laid back and easygoing personalities, as well as both being victims of a tragic past) Gray/Juvia(They’re so hilarious whenever they’re around one another and despite what people may think of him, Gray really does love and care about Juvia more that he lets on, he just has a hard time showing it, but that might be changing soon if 100 Year Quest in anything to go by. My favorite pairing for Gray) Gray/Ultear(Not only are they both powerful Ice-Make mages, but Ultear is the last living remnant of Gray’s mentor Ur’s legacy. It’s just tragic what happened to Ultear or who knows what could have become of these two) Laxus/Mirajane(They've known each other for a long time and they seem to genuinely care for each other, plus she seems to get genuinely excited when he comes around; The best pairing for Laxus) Laxus/Cana(The more I think about it, the more I realize these two would make a perfect power couple, plus he's always so protective of her) Gajeel/Levy(Despite the rather rough (pun intended) start to their relationship, they’ve really become attached at the hip to one another and genuinely care about one another’s feelings. Even more so now that Levy's pregnant with Gajeel’s child/children.) Alzack/Bisca (I always knew these two looked good together pre-timeskip, so when we came back from the timeskip and they had gotten married to one another, I wasn’t in the least bit surprised. It’s almost like it was destiny in a crazy sense) Elfman/Evergreen(He always is looking out for her and she really seems to have a soft spot for him; Now that they're together, it really is beauty and the beast) Bickslow/Lisanna(They would look great together since both of them have upbeat, carefree personalities) Freed/Mirajane(I've got the strongest feeling the two of them would be perfect for each other with their "demonic" personalities even though I'm still not entirely sure if Freed is gay or not) Romeo/Wendy (Even though they’ve rarely interacted outside of a few OVA’s, from what we have seen the both care for one another immensely and are willing to sacrifice themselves for the well-being of the other. My favorite pairing for Wendy) Sho/Cana(She's the only guy that Cana has shown a genuine interest in, referring to him during the Tartarus Arc as, and these are her exact words, "that dark-skinned hunk", so how these two aren't paired up more often is beyond me; My favorite pairing for Cana) Loke/Aries(Two celestial spirits with a long history with one another who are dedicatedly loyal to Lucy Heartfilia. My favorite pairing for Loke) Jellal/Erza (He may feel as though his crimes are unforgiveable and that he doesn’t deserve someone like her, but I know I and especially Erza agree to disagree. My favorite pairing for Erza.) Jellal/Ultear(They appear to be extremely close and she seems to care for him after all that she had done to him, plus she's almost like another Erza for him) Jellal/Meredy (They’ve been teammates for the longest time and know each other very well, plus both of them trust one another with their lives) Ren/Sherry(He may try and act all indifferent and like he doesn’t care about anyone but he can’t fool her, she knows the real him and it’s why they’re engaged now) Hibiki/Jenny(He may be a pretty boy womanizer and she may be every bit as vain as he is, but when they’re together, they just click with one another, maybe that’s why they’re in a relationship now) Hibiki/Karen (Well she was his first love, for better or worse, and her death had a profound impact on him.) Sting/Yukino(He really cares for her so much and is so protective of her, especially after all the emotional trauma that she went through from the past guild master. My favorite pairing for Sting) Rogue/Minerva(He truly cares for her despite all that she'd done in the past, Plus they both have overcome dark pasts to become better people) Kagura/Rogue(I have the strongest feeling they would look great together since both of them are as cool and calm as a couple of cucumbers) Lyon/Meredy(Well he did refer to her as cute so you never know where it could go. It helps that she’s technically the foster daughter of Ur’s child, so that’s an added plus. My favorite pairing for Lyon) Lyon/Chelia (You can just tell the hidden feelings that Sherria holds for Lyon throught the series, I just wish Lyon would wake up and realize what he’s got already) Cobra/Kinana(They’ve been tied together for ages and have cared about one another since the beginning. She was virtually the only light he had in his dark world, and it was good to see him hook up with her at the end of the series) Zeref/Mavis (Where there is light there must be darkness and these two go hand-in-hand. They have so much history with one another and even have a child together, how many other couples in Fairy Tail can say that?) Digimon Couples I Like: Ken/Yolei(My personnal favorite pairing in this series, Ken's a cool dude and Yolei's a total babe) Matt/Sora(Classic good girl/bad boy relationship) Tai/Sora(They're okay plus they fight like an old married couple half the time.)Not As Good as Matt/Sora Mimi/Joe(Even though they're complete polar opposites, I think that they would be a perfect match for each other) T.K./Kari(Love them so much, wish they would have gotten married in the anime) Tai/Jun(She's like another Sora for him) Better than Tai/Sora Takato/Rika(I think it's obvious to anyone with a brain in their head that those two secretly love each other) Henry/Alice(Alice is so cool and alike Henry in many aspects, It's a real shame we only got to see her once in the series)Better than Henry/Jeri Henry/Jeri(Though they've had little interaction with each other, I think that Henry's mellowed attitude would be a perfect foil to Jeri's kind yet sometimes comedic personality) Ryo/Jeri(Two of the most charismatic Tamers in the series)Better than Henry/Jeri Rika/Ryo(I think Ryo's charismatic personality can crack Rika's tough shell of pride) Not As Good as Takato/Rika Zoe/Takuya(They're an awesome pairing and I personally find this pairing better than Zoe/Koji) Zoe/Kouji(Same as with Matt/Sora, plus Zoe seems to have a thing for bad boys) Pokemon and Pokemon Adventures Couples I Like: Ash/Misty(The best in the series) Ash/May(She really seems to have a thing for him) Ash/Dawn(There exactly alike) Ash/Iris(Never thought I'd add this to here, even though they act like siblings, they still seem to care for each other) Ash/Serena(Childhood friends who seem to have a thing for each other, What more is there to say) Ash/Lyra (She really seems to have a thing for him, just wish Ash wasn't so dense as to see that) Ash/Melody (It's obvious she liked him, hell she kissed him when they first met) Ash/Bianca(After what he did for her and her grandfather in the Pokémon Heroes movie how could you not see them as a couple, plus I'm damn convinced that she was the one who kissed him at the end of the movie, and NOT Latias) Ash/Sabrina(He saved her from her own personal darkness) Ash/Flannery(She's so hot and personality wise, alike Ash in many ways) Ash/Jasmine (Same as with Ash/Flannery, plus he helped her cure her sick Ampharos) Ash/Anabel(Same as with Ash/Lyra) Ash/Duplica(They definitely left quite an impression on each other) Brock/Pike Queen Lucy(She's the ONLY girl to ever show any real interest in him, so why these two aren't paired up more often is beyond me) May/Drew(Another good girl/bad boy relationship)Better than Ash/May Jesse/James(Team Rocket needs love too, plus they've been together since day one) Red/Yellow(My favorite Pokémon Adventures pairing, plus she saved him in the Yellow arc) Red/Green(Green is just so damn sexy and Red just defines awesome, it's a match made in heaven) Red/Erika(Two of the coolest and nicest people in Adventures) Red/Sabrina(She's a little scary, but I think she has a soft spot for Red) Red/Misty(Adventures version of Ash/Misty) Blue Oak/Green(Two brunette Dexholders who have a comedic, yet friendly history) Better Than Red/Green Gold/Crystal(She really seems to like him despite his often immature attitude) Silver/Crystal(They're very alike in some details)Not As Good as Gold/Crystal Ruby/Sapphire(You know what they say "opposites attract", plus she confessed to him that she liked him) Diamond/Platinum(They really seem to care for each other) Black/White (Though they come from two different worlds and lifestyles, I think they would be a perfect match for each other) Couples I Hate or Don't Pay Attention To: Any Incest Pairing(I have nothing against anyone who is into these types of pairings, but as a Christian man with Christian values, I'm just not interested in these types of pairings) My ONLY exception is Naruto/Karin because she has shown a romantic interest in him and because they're not direct relatives. Obito/Anyone (Like my mentor Raptorcloak rightfully pointed out, manipulated or not, he deserves no one after all the hell he caused everyone over the years) Naruto/Mikoto(Kushina was Mikoto's best friend for fuck's sake, and I highly doubt that Mikoto would be lusting for her best friend's son) Naruto/Hanabi(She's WAY too young to be paired with Naruto) Naruto/Haku(NO WAY IN HELL! 1. Haku is a guy for Christ's sake and there's no way I'm ever pairing Naruto with another guy, 2. I'm not into all that gender-bender stuff) Kiba/Hinata(Those two are too much like brother and sister and I just don't see them ever being anything more than that. Plus Kiba already knows that Hinata loves Naruto) Chouji/Ino(No way in hell!!!!!) Sasuke/Karin(I soured on this pairing after seeing how Karin so easily forgave him after stabbing her in the chest and almost killing her, who the hell does something that stupid. Sakura may have forgiven Sasuke as well but in her case, Sasuke never critically injured Sakura the way he did Karin.) Gray/Lucy (Another pairing I once had no issues with, but now I can’t stand this pairing. Gray and Lucy’s relationship is strictly platonic and always has been.) Levy/Jet or Levy/Droy (Come on now, I know she cares for them both as her teammates, but there's nothing more to it than that) Cana/Macao(Those two are so different in age and personality that I just can't see them together) Gajeel/Lucy(I don't see how people can see these two as a couple, if anything she's more INTIMIDATED by him that ATTRACTED to him) Loke/Lucy (This is another pairing I once had listed in my favorite pairings, but now I absolutely loathe this pairing after going back and watching Fairy Tail again.) Lyon/Juvia(She obviously loves Gray and not him. I'm just glad Lyon was smart enough to realize that and backed off) Ichiya/Erza(You've gotta be kidding me, she's more disgusted by him than anything) Ren/Lucy(She obviously doesn't like him and I thought it was absolutely wrong for him to be flirting with Lucy while he's already in a relationship) Laxus/Lisanna(They just seem too much like big brother and little sister to me) Mimi/Izzy(I just don't see the whole beauty and the geek thing working out too well with these two) Davis/Yolei(Those two are so dysfunctional as friends that I just don't see them being able to coexist as a couple) Davis/Kari(I mean it's obvious she has no romantic interest in him) Takato/Jeri(Not sure it would work out that well but I could be wrong) J.P./Zoe(I'm laughing so hard that my ribs could crack at the idea of those two as a couple) Koichi/Zoe(I just can't see these two paired together, Koichi is too much of a nice guy and Zoe seems to be more attracted to bad boys) Tommy/Zoe(NOT A CHANCE IN HELL, 1. Zoe is too much like a big sister to him and 2. Tommy knows that Takuya loves Zoe) Dawn/Paul(That guy was a complete asshole, I'm glad he got his ass kicked in the Sinnoh League by Ash) Gary/Misty(Don't get me wrong I like Gary, but he's WAY too damn conceited for someone as caring as Misty) Brock/Misty(Oh c'mon they clearly have never shown any romantic interest in each other) Silver/Green(Same as with Kiba/Hinata) Pearl/Platinum (Those two get on each other's nerves so much that they just would never work out as a couple) Any Yaoi Pairings(Nothing against gay people, but as a Christian just not interested in these pairings) Other Favorite Anime Pairings: Shinji/Asuka (These two defined the trope “Belligerent Sexual Tension”. Bickering and bitching and moaning with one another so much that you just wanted them to get a room and get it over with.) Shinji/Rei (These two had such a deep emotional bond, that it’s hard not to picture them together.) Kenshin/Kaoru (She’s the rock that keeps Kenshin from turning back on his old ways and gets him to see the value of his life.) Inuyasha/Kagome (The love between these two was so charming and unconventional, especially with the inclusion of Inuyasha’s ex-lover Kikyo adding to the dynamic. Seeing them finally get together at the end was a moment that made you smile.) Usagi Tsukino [Sailor Moon]/Mamoru Chiba [Tuxedo Mask] (Their romance was pretty much front and center throughout the series from the beginning to the point where it’s impossible not to picture these two together.) Tsukune/Moka (He loved both of her personalities and you clearly saw the lengths she would go to just to protect him.) Kirito/Asuna (One of the cutest romances in all of anime, both having a strong desire to protect the other while leaning on each other for emotional support.) Soul/Maka (Even though they get on each other's nerves at times, you can tell they deeply care for one another and have a strong bond with each other.) Tatsumi/Mine (Even though they bickered and bitched with one another constantly in the beginning, it was clear that they always cared for one another. It was nice to see them end up with one another at the end of the manga.) Tatsumi/Akame (She was always so protective of him and he always went to great lengths to come back safely to her. It’s a shame they never ended up together.) Tatsumi/Chelsea (It was obvious from the beginning that she was in love with him and always went to great lengths to impress him. It’s just a shame that she ended up dying because they could have ended up as a great couple.) Tatsumi/Esdeath (Despite her sadistic nature, it’s a true downer she died evil. Had things been different, they could have been something truly special.) Lubbock/Najenda (His death was one of the cruelest moments of the series, as it robbed fans of seeing these two form what was an obvious pairing from the beginning. You could just see how much Lubbock’s death affected Najenda.) Blake/Sun (He’s such a goofball and the perfect foil to Blake’s brooding, introverted personality.) Jaune/Pyrrha (He was the first person to treat her as a normal person and she was the one to help him overcome his shortcomings as a huntsman. It’s just tragic and cruel what happened to Pyrrha at the end of Volume 3 [FUCK YOU CINDER!]) Ren/Nora (Two childhood friends who eventually develop into something MUCH deeper. All I can say is it’s about damn time!) Weiss/Neptune (It’s so funny seeing her personality do a complete 180 anytime he comes around. Anyone can see that she likes him, just wish she would kiss him and get it over with already.) Rock/Revy (Even though her pride and stubbornness won’t allow her to admit it, she depends on him for emotional comfort and sees him as a light in her dark world.) Takashi/Saeko (Two badass, yet somewhat ruthless and cold-blooded fighters who lean on one another for support and comfort in the apocalyptic world they live in.) Kohta/Saya (A psychotic fatso gunslinger otaku and a sexy-as-hell genius Tsundere heiress who, while having their arguments, do respect and care for one another and will fight for one another when push comes to shove.) Mako/Gamagori (It is an absolute injustice that these two did not end up together with one another at the end of the series. They played off one another so well throughout the whole series that it just became impossible to picture them without one another.) My Fanfiction Series (Note: In my universe of stories Naruto's height is 5'10", he possesses the Rinnegan, and he is voiced by Crispin Freeman): Icha Icha Paradise (My Debut Series) Naruto/Tayuya Naruto/Konan Naruto/Karin Naruto/Anko Naruto/Koyuki Naruto/Amaru Naruto/Shizuka Naruto/Shion Naruto/Ino Naruto/Hinata Naruto/Sakura Naruto/Ayame Naruto/Temari Naruto/Tenten Naruto/Yugito Naruto/Fu Naruto/Hokuto Naruto/Ryuzetsu Naruto/Hana Naruto/Samui Naruto/Kurenai Naruto/Shizune Naruto/Tsunade (Coming Soon) Naruto/Mei Naruto/Kurotsuchi Naruto/Sasame Naruto/Hotaru Naruto/Pakura Naruto/Sasame Fuuma Naruto/Yugito/Fu Naruto/Sakura/Ino/Hinata Naruto/Shizune/Anko/Ayame/Yugao Naruto/Tayuya/Kin Naruto/Pakura/Ameno Naruto/Mei/Tsunade/Kurotsuchi Naruto/Koyuki/Haruna/Toki Naruto/Amaru/Shion/Ryuzetsu/Sara Naruto/Sakura/Ino/Shizune/Tsunade Naruto/Amaru/Ryuzetsu/Fu/Mabui Naruto/Hinata/Samui/Shizuka/Mei/Tsunade The Kyuubi and the Mages (Read as Naruto is paired up with the hottest women from Fairy Tail): Naruto/Erza Naruto/Mirajane Naruto/Cana Naruto/Lucy Naruto/Juvia Naruto/Wendy Naruto/Lisanna Naruto/Mavis Naruto/Evergreen Naruto/Ultear Naruto/Minerva Naruto/Sherry Naruto/Yukino Naruto/Kagura Naruto/Kamika Naruto/Jenny Naruto/Millianna Naruto/Meredy Naruto/Cosmos Naruto/Flare Naruto/Hisui (Coming Soon) Naruto/Sorano Agria Naruto/Seilah Naruto/Brandish Myu Naruto/Anna Heartfilia Naruto/Irene Belserion Naruto/Erza/Mirajane Naruto/Lucy/Cana Naruto/Jenny/Sherry Naruto/Brandish/Irene/Dimaria Naruto/Minerva/Yukino/Sorano Naruto/Erza/Lucy/Mirajane/Juvia/Cana/Wendy/Lisanna Kitsune x Vampire (Read as Naruto is paired up with the sexy ladies of Rosario x Vampire) Naruto/Moka Naruto/Mizore Naruto/Kurumu Naruto/Ruby Naruto/Kokoa (Coming Soon) Naruto/Yukari Naruto/Ageha Naruto/Tsurara Naruto/Shizuka/Ririko Naruto/Moka/Kokoa/Mizore/Kurumu/Ruby/Yukari Battle of the Sexes (B.O.T.S.): A collection of lemons starring the main cast from the Pokemon Anime and the Pokemon Adventures Manga (SERIES ON HOLD) Ash/Misty/Daisy/Lily/Violet Ash/May/Flannery Ash/Dawn/Zoey/Candice Ash/Iris/Serena Ash/Melody/Bianca Ash/Misty/May/Dawn/Iris/Serena/Lyra May/Drew Gary/Giselle Red/Yellow Red/Green Red/Misty Red/Erika Red/Sabrina Blue Oak/Green Gold/Crystal Ruby/Sapphire Naruto's Holiday Harem series: Read as Naruto is paired up with five hot women in seven special holiday-themed lemons (2013-2015) Thanksgiving: Naruto/Konan/Fuka/Hana/Samui/Shizuka Christmas: Naruto/Amaru/Koyuki/Shion/Ryuzetsu/Sara Valentines Day: Naruto/Sakura/Ino/Hinata/Temari/Anko Spring Break: Naruto/Kurotsuchi/Karin/Hokuto/Yugito/Fu 4th of July/Summertime: Naruto/Tayuya/Sasame/Hotaru/Haruna/Toki Halloween: Naruto/Kurenai/Shizune/Yugao/Ayame/Tenten New Years: Naruto/Hinata/Temari/Karin/Anko/Amaru/Shion/Koyuki/Shizuka/Yugito/Fu Clan Restoration: Harem of forty-six. Order of kunoichi's appearance (Subject to change at my discretion) Tayuya Hinata Koyuki Karin Shizuka Samui Konan Anko/Kurenai Kurotsuchi Ino Yugito/Fu Ameyuri Sakura Hokuto/Ryuzetsu Mei Temari Kin/Guren/Tayuya Pakura Tenten Yugao (Coming Soon) Hotaru Ayame Mabui Tsunami Haruna/Toki Shion/Sara/Amaru Fuka Honoka/Karin Akane (Mystery Kunoichi) Yakumo/Isaribi Sasame/Kagero/Kotohime Tokiwa/Shizuka Matsuri/Temari/Pakura Suzumebachi/Kurotsuchi Tsubaki/Rin Shizune Love & Magic: Lemon one-shot series featuring my favorite couples of Fairy Tail Natsu/Erza Natsu/Mirajane Natsu/Cana Natsu/Lucy Natsu/Lisanna Natsu/Wendy Gray/Juvia (Coming Soon) Gajeel/Levy Jellal/Erza Laxus/Mirajane Elfman/Evergreen Romeo/Wendy Sting/Yukino Rogue/Minerva Ren/Sherry Hibiki/Jenny Lyon/Meredy Zeref/Mavis Natsu/?/?/?/?/? Naruto's Video Game Vixens: Lemon crossover series with Naruto paired up with some of my favorite females from my favorite Video Game Series (Coming March 2022) Naruto/Asuka Kazama Naruto/Lili Rochefort Naruto/Taki Naruto/Cassandra Alexndra Naruto/Kasumi Naruto/Ayane Naruto/Honoka Naruto/Ibuki Naruto/Karin Kanzuki Naruto/Sakura Kasugano Naruto/Kim Wu Naruto/Makoto Nanaya Naruto/Bullet Naruto/Morrigan Aensland Naruto/Samus Aran Uzumaki Ga Kill: Read as Naruto pairs up with the deadliest women of Akame Ga Kill in this awesome two-part trilogy series Naruto/Akame Naruto/Leone Naruto/Esdeath (Coming Soon) Naruto/Chelsea Naruto/Sheele Naruto/Mine |