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Joined 03-05-13, id: 4581467, Profile Updated: 08-02-23
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and American Horror Story.

i mostly just read on here now, hehe.

madisen.

26 years.

lou, ky.

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The Procedure by iambeagle reviews
With the memories of each other erased, their futures are bright. Promising. With the memories of each other eliminated, they're nothing more than strangers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3955 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 10/7/2020 - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4619 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shiver by iambeagle reviews
He doesn't think about me. He doesn't think about our future or how his decisions will affect us. I'm second best. I always will be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 4389 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 6/5/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me, You Idiot by iambeagle reviews
A story about falling in love with your charmingly idiotic roommate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 11/5/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 3,267 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Delete The Kisses by iambeagle reviews
When Bella receives a provoking message from a stranger on Instagram, intrigue ensues. Who is this Masen person? And what the hell does he want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6104 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Waves by RMacaroni reviews
She seeks action. He wants peace. When marine biologist Bella Swan and retired surfer Edward Cullen find each other in Costa Rica in the middle of a conflict between environmentalists and turtle egg poachers, Bella might just get more than what she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 131,567 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 11/9/2021 - Published: 6/21/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Freshmen by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"It's something I live with every single day."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,138 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 1/28/2021 - Published: 7/9/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clean Sneak by Belladonna and TheFictionFreak reviews
Bad guys. Good girls. Black-market booze. Love at first sight. New York is on the cusp of something big in 1927. So are Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan. Romeo & Juliet meets Bonnie & Clyde ExB AH AU Drama, FUN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,872 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 1/20/2021 - Published: 9/21/2020 - Bella, Edward
maybe if i tell myself enough by pehtrovafire reviews
Jess is in Portland, avoiding him at all costs. Nick leaves her a string of inebriated voicemails. [jess/nick]
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2020 - [Jess D., Nick M.] - Complete
Body of Christ by Belladonna and TheFictionFreak reviews
She was clearly in pain. She clearly needed help. How could I deny her? How could I ignore the distress of a child of God? I couldn't. And that was my downfall. Some drama, some laughs, plenty of UST. BxE AH AU of the spiritual kind
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 190,307 - Reviews: 4801 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 1/13/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 3/31/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Deal of Chances by tyrells reviews
Derrick sets out to secure a deal for his father, bringing him head to head with his old friend, Kemp Hurley. Pure luck lands him the upper hand, newly discovered opportunities, and a chance in the form of the beautiful Massie Block. Derrick always collects his winnings. All of them. / very, very AU / COMPLETE /
Clique - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Derrington, Massie B.] Kemp H. - Complete
If You're Not The One by BsBLady reviews
Kyle is a veteran actor on American Horror Story and is engaged to Hollywood starlet Madison Montgomery. Will life imitate art? Set after season 3 leading up to the premiere of season 4. Primarily Zyle, but will also have Kyle/Madison. AU, OOC Rated M for adult situations, possible non-con, language, drug/alcohol use, and DV.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,163 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Kyle S., Zoe B., Madison M - Complete
She's Killing Me by VampireRide reviews
Rated T for some minor language and lots of arguing (SPOILER ALERT). One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Candy From Strangers by Chicklette reviews
2nd place winner in High Times contest for popular vote! Thank you! "This weekend, I will kiss a boy. I will drink alcohol…I will do everything that Bella Swan never does. I might even take candy from a stranger." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8294 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 784 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You by xxHeadInTheStarsxx reviews
AU Mitchie Torres is richer than life & more spoiled than any rich girl. Then she finds out that she and her parents are going to stay with their old friends, the Grey's. Can a certain Shane change Mitchie or will everything fall apart? Smitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,847 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
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Retrogression reviews
Asylum/Coven Mash-up. Kyle Spencer is sent to Briarcliff after murdering his sexually abusive mother. There, he meets Zoe Benson, a young witch who was placed in the hospital's care once her parents discovered her powers. Kyle and Zoe must work together to escape Briarcliff's dark clutches, but when Sister Jude takes a particular interest in Zoe, it becomes nearly impossible.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Kyle S., Zoe B.]
She Screams Goodbyes reviews
Slight AU. Max is Itex's newest addition. Captured by the School, she is being forced to New York City to capture Fang as well. But what happens when Max can't go through with the plan? Rated T for Turtles. Reviews are much loved. ON HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Max, Fang