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"I am not a champion of lost causes, but of causes not yet won."

-Norman Thomas

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The Futile Facade by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 419,022 - Reviews: 4155 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P., OC
Legend of the Galactic Heroes: Path of Fire by Dangime reviews
Duke Reinhard von Lohengramm, the de facto ruler of the Galactic Empire, falls at the battle of Vermillion, defeated by Yang Wenli of the Free Planets Alliance. The galaxy is plunged into the chaotic aftermath his death causes.
Legend of Galactic Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,592 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Complete
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,152 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 5,562 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Covenant Red by Adam Kadmon reviews
Clarity will be your weapon.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,038 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Kensuke A. - Complete
The Canals are Burning (Version 1) by Cuofeng reviews
Race, class, politics, and belief. Two decades after the end of the Hundred Year War the city of Ba Sing Se is changing. At the river harbor foreign ships unload their cargo, in the inner rings professors and ministers debate the fate of the nation, and in the shadowed alleys new magic emerges. Ayika is a poor servant but she will be at the heart of a crisis in this new world.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 289,872 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Complete
Inheritance by Glory-To-Our-August-King reviews
There are some wounds not even time can heal. Some that just cut too deep. The Angel War came to an end 39 years ago with Third Impact, but for Asuka and Shinji, the war will never end – and their son is just another one of its veterans.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,649 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S., OC - Complete
Prince Iroh by Acastus reviews
After narrowly escaping capture by Azula in "The Avatar State", Iroh and Zuko travel the Earth Kingdom in disguise. On the road they save a scatologically obsessed merchant from bandits and are invited to a feast as a reward. At dinner, a storyteller relates the tale of the rise and fall of Prince Iroh...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 182,755 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Zuko, Iroh, Azulon, OC - Complete
Avatar of Victory by James Golen reviews
The Cycle of the Avatar has held for thousands of years. Other Cycles can stretch far, far longer. An A:tLA/Mass Effect Cross-Over
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,880,239 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 5/8/2012 - J. Garson
Summer Days by Xairathan reviews
Her name is Yui Ikari, and she's supposed to be a rival- but what starts out as a rivalry becomes something more, something that cannot be. Pre-Extra Stage.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Yui I., Mari M., Kyoko S. - Complete
A Change in the Wind by silence.like.sleeping reviews
A time of war demands a warlike Avatar. A:TLA, but re-envisioned with Korra. [Of love and loss, sacrifice and healing; the beauty in the brevity, and the strength in a broken heart reforged, and the world turned endless.]
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 254,367 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Katara, Korra] Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Victory by Glory-To-Our-August-King reviews
All she had to do was pull the trigger.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Misato K.
Société Européenne pour la Recherche Nucléaire by HoboScience reviews
SERN does not hire researchers based on their past, but on their future. An insight on the opponents of Valkyrie in the Alpha attractor field.
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - OC
Mass Effect: Multiverse by Lanilen reviews
"What if?" One of the most dangerous questions in the Galaxy. What if? - A series of random one-shots 1000 words long, updated irregularly when fancy strikes me; opening windows to scenes on alternate timelines of the Mass Effect universe. From small to big changes. What if?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,425 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014
EVA Sessions: A Very Bad Idea by Gob Hobblin reviews
In the war against the Angels, many weapons are devised and attempted. Some are quite successful. Some are not. Some are abject disasters. This is one of those attempts.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Mad Hotness, Dog by IamInferior reviews
This a fic for real niggahs.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Elsa
No End by Mara Beth reviews
"Maybe I killed a man. Maybe I've died and gone to hell because I killed. This idea appeals to me. I am a killer. I hold no remorse. I have killed and will kill again."
Flappy Bird - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Cosmonaut by shelter reviews
Short story. 30 years after Third Impact, Rei watches over an immobile Gendo Ikari as he enters into his last days, while trying to make sense of her place in a world that has moved on.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Extranet is For Porn by augmentedfourth reviews
Suffering from insomnia, Samantha and Tali hang out in the lounge and rifle through Joker's stash of porn while EDI both distracts the pilot and offers commentary on their chosen activity. Drinks are poured and hilarity ensues. Rated M for the sampling of the infamous seven zettabytes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Tali'Zorah, EDI, Samantha T. - Complete
Zero Dark Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield Helps Maya on her hunt for Osama Bin Laden! Based on Oscar nominated movie!
Crossover - Garfield & Zero Dark Thirty - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Garfield - Complete
Twice Shy by Mekanikora reviews
Ritsuko confronts Misato in the aftermath following a conniving plan of revenge. What follows is both implausible and hilarious, and yet it is so. Gift-fic for GobHobblin.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Misato K., Ritsuko A. - Complete
The Tragedy of Darth Tyranus the Fool by His Majesty the Emperor RKB reviews
Many have heard of the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise. Others have heard the Tale of Darth Sidious the Sly. Many more have heard of the Tragedy of Darth Vader the Feared. But has anyone given any thought to the Tragedy of Darth Tyranus the Fool?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Count Dooku - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Daily Prophet, Always telling the truth by Sagajagan reviews
A selection of newspaper clippings from Britain's favourite communist-free newspaper over the last 14 years
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
Twist of Fate by jazzpha reviews
AU. Lu Ten survived the Siege of Ba Sing Se, and the Earth Kingdom fell. Iroh rules the Fire Nation, but his reign does not go unquestioned. Meanwhile, a new Avatar is found in the South... and Princess Azula's idea of a prank changes everything. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,084 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] [Azula, OC] - Complete
Misinterpretation by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
After the war, a rather peculiar man is dragged into Song's life. Be he a king, compulsive liar, or crazy beggar, she's pretty sure she wants to keep him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2011 - King Kuei, Song - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Humanizing by Adam Kadmon reviews
What drives him is not arrogance. It is certainty. Oh, except when he's second-guessing his dead wife. Or his second-in-command. Or the clone of his dead wife.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Gendo I. - Complete
my evangalion by Big Johnny Smith reviews
Sumon asked me about how evaglion should be so it wrrote it done. Rate K becaus kids need to know about boracks evil socilest plan.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Gendo I., Shinji I. - Complete
Substitute Invasion by Adam Kadmon reviews
Old Asuka meets New Asuka. Sort of. Then things get weird.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Asuka L. S. - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 165 - Published: 9/27/2010
Mass Effect: The Black Armer Group by sordoffate reviews
sheperd and saren fight strong enemys
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - J. Garson, Saren A. - Complete
Compromises by LVDB reviews
It's not easy to change history.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I. - Complete
The Melancholy of Rorschach by BobCat reviews
One of the strangest fanfics I've ever conceived. What happens when everyone's favorite antisocial logical positivist investigates strange happenings surrounding a certain absent minded God?
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 276 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Checkmate by CyberForte reviews
Would any other have gambled the future of humanity so many times on three nigh insane children? Possibly, but they would not only have lost, they would have been fools. But Gendo Ikari was not a fool. He was driven. [Oneshot]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Gendo I. - Complete
Muhammed Saeed al Sahaf in Middle Earth by technetium reviews
Why has no one seen the Iraqi Information Minister lately? How is Monty Python involved? The answers may be stranger than you think. Chapter 9 - Rules and Regulations
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Saruman, Grima W.