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Author has written 35 stories for Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Law and Order: CI, Harry Potter, X-Files, House, M.D., NCIS, Catcher in the Rye, O.C., Dogma, and American Beauty.
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Personal Bio : The above scenario. There isn't much to add. I mostly live inside my head and no one really sees what's going on in here, so what's the point of trying to make you understand?
Oh, right, maybe this:
How to pronounce my screenname: "An-HEL-Fear-REN-Zay"
Grazie, Firenze, Italia.
Richard Fitts [American Beauty]: "And that's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid, ever."
Angel [ANGEL: After the Fall, vol. 1]: "Everything's fine. Resume your looting."
Oskar Schell [Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close]: I started with a simple problem - a key with no lock - and I designed a system I thought fit the problem. I broke everything down in the smallest parts and tried to think of each person as a number in a gigantic equation. But it wasn't working, because people aren't like numbers. They're more like letters. And those letters want to become stories, and Dad said that stories need to be shared.
Luna Lovegood [Harry Potter]: "Oh, yes," said Luna, "I've been able to see them ever since my first day here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." // "That's all right. Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect."
Harry Potter [Harry Potter]: “I didn’t ask – I didn’t want – Voldemort killed my parents! -- I got famous because he murdered my family but couldn’t kill me! Who wants to be famous for that?”
Marceline Abadeer, the Vampire Queen [Adventure Time]: "I've seen some stuff that would really make you say 'like what?'"
Finn Mertens, Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum [Adventure Time]: "Don't worry! I have everything under control."
"Under control? My guests are terrified!"
"Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value. Thanatophobia and this N.D.E is giving us euphoric altered awareness. Don't you see, Princess? We were all BORN TO DIE!"
"You're trying to kill us all?"
"No, of course not. I'm trying to give you the greatest conference EVER!"
Carl Francis Gallagher [Shameless - US]: "You shot no one, you flew nothing -- Why'd you even go there in the first place?" // "You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch."
Doctor Gregory House, M.D. [House, M.D.]: "Why are you telling me this stuff? Because the world is not as ugly as you think it is. Your transplanted cornea's fine, your eye is fine, but your brain wasn't working right. I'm gonna take the gauze off your eyes now."
Detective Robert Goren [Law & Order: Criminal Intent]: "See, that's what happens when you keep people from doing what they do best: It makes them insane."
Adam Ewing [Cloud Atlas]: "Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops?"
Robert Frobisher [Cloud Atlas]: My life extends far beyond the limitations of me.
Ernest Blacksmith [Cloud Atlas]: "One little cock-up and we're dangling at Her Majesty's pleasure."
Joel [Adventureland]: "It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me."
Special Federal Agent Francis Lundy [Dexter]: "Hearing's always the first thing to go -- or is it memory, I always forget."
Juno MacGuff, Paul Bleeker [Juno]: "I think I'm in love with you."
"You mean as friends."
"No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know..."
"I try really hard, actually."
Doctor Sheldon Cooper, M.A., M.S, Ph.D., Sc.D., B.S. [The Big Bang Theory]: "When I lost my own father, I didn't have any friends to help me through it. You do." // "The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn't be attacked."
Daria, Quinn Morgendorffer [Daria]: "I'll make you a deal: The only weapon I'll use against you will be my winning personality, and the only weapon you'll use against me will be your merciless silent treatment."
"Silent treatment? I never... ha. Deal."
Helen Morgendorffer, Attorney at Law [Daria]: "In the eyes of the law, pain and suffering are when a surgeon leaves his pager in your spleen."
Azrael [Dogma]: "Evil is an abstract! It's a human construct! But true to his irresponsible nature, Man won't own up to being its engineer. So he chooses to blame his dark deeds on my ilk. But his selfishness is limitless. It wasn't enough just to shadow his own existence, he turned Hell into a suffering pit! Fire, wailing, darkness! The kind of place anyone would do anything to get out of! And why? Because he lacks the ability to forgive himself! It is beyond your comprehension to do simple recompense for the sins you commit.
"No, you choose instead to invent a psycho-drama and dwell in foundless belief that God could never forgive your grievous offenses. So you bring your guilt and your inner decay with you to Hell where the horrid imaginations of thousands of gluttons for punishment gave birth to the sickness that has infected the abyss since the first one of your kind arrived there, begging to be punished! In doing so, he transformed Hell from cold and solitude to pain and misery! I've spent eons, privy to the flames, inhaling the decay, hearing the wail of the damned. (...) I'd rather not exist than go back to that."
Detective Angela Dodson, John Constantine [Constantine]: "Detective. What if I told you that God and the Devil made a wager, a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind?"
"I'd tell you to stay on your meds."
"Humor me. No direct contact with humans. That would be the rule. Just influence. See who would win."
"Okay, I'm humoring you. Why?"
"Who knows. Maybe just for the fun of it. No telling."
"Oh, so it's fun? It's fun when a man beats his wife to death? It's fun when a mother drowns her own baby? And you think the devil is responsible? People are evil, Mr. Constantine. People."
"You're right. We're born capable of terrible things, but then sometimes something else comes along and gives us just the right nudge."
"Well, this has been real educational, but...I don't believe in the devil."
"You should. He believes in you."
"Sir, they’re not shithole countries. For one, Donald Trump isn’t their president.” - Stephen Colbert
"As someone from South Shithole, I’m offended, Mr. President.” - Trevor Noah
NOTE TO ANYONE READING MY STORIES: YES, I took down all of my incomplete stories because I want to only print complete stories from now on. Hopefully, this way, I can update a lot sooner and stay on task in the specified universe long enough that I don't lose my motivation.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA),The Blue Monster Cake (USA), XxFlamingSnowxX (Germany) AmyXRoseXMoon (USA), Sora Matasuki (USA), Angelfirenze (USA)
I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,
Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!
Seriously, I mispelled Marceline's full last name all this time? Wow. It's fixed now. *sighs* I've also remembered that 'Ernie' is actually short for something else.