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Author has written 13 stories for Shakespeare, Ranger's Apprentice, Harry Potter, and StarTrek: Voyager.

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x(t) = ((-127/11 sin(32/21-32 t)-324/19 sin(14/9-31 t)-277/11 sin(17/11-27 t)-121/10 sin(3/2-26 t)-111/5 sin(17/11-19 t)-167/9 sin(14/9-18 t)-443/19 sin(14/9-17 t)-131/10 sin(14/9-15 t)-261/11 sin(11/7-11 t)-25/11 sin(13/9-7 t)-238/25 sin(14/9-6 t)7177/13 sin(t11/7)647/11 sin(2 t33/7)853/8 sin(3 t11/7)351/16 sin(4 t11/7)271/14 sin(5 t11/7)75/2 sin(8 t11/7)84/13 sin(9 t19/12)433/13 sin(10 t11/7)451/25 sin(12 t19/12)81/10 sin(13 t8/5)1/2 sin(14 t43/21)14/5 sin(16 t32/21)379/23 sin(20 t19/12)805/31 sin(21 t8/5)419/13 sin(22 t19/12)101/11 sin(23 t8/5)16/7 sin(24 t5/3)115/9 sin(25 t11/7)3/14 sin(28 t56/13)199/8 sin(29 t8/5)7/4 sin(30 t16/9)419/9) theta(91 pi-t) theta(t-87 pi)(-26/9 sin(17/11-19 t)-5/3 sin(32/21-17 t)-7/8 sin(17/12-16 t)-3/5 sin(4/3-13 t)-331/22 sin(14/9-9 t)-219/7 sin(11/7-7 t)-29/8 sin(11/7-6 t)-244/5 sin(14/9-5 t)9618/11 sin(t11/7)693/13 sin(2 t11/7)2387/8 sin(3 t33/7)121/7 sin(4 t61/13)29/7 sin(8 t23/15)21/8 sin(10 t12/7)19/5 sin(11 t47/10)38/25 sin(12 t7/5)37/14 sin(14 t23/14)20/21 sin(15 t11/8)63/31 sin(18 t75/16)-219/7) theta(87 pi-t) theta(t-83 pi)(713/11 sin(t11/7)65/16 sin(2 t11/7)3521/15) theta(83 pi-t) theta(t-79 pi)(916/11 sin(t14/9)59/15 sin(2 t9/8)38/5 sin(3 t17/12)-3360/11) theta(79 pi-t) theta(t-75 pi)(-19/15 sin(9/7-21 t)-52/15 sin(17/11-20 t)-149/12 sin(22/15-18 t)-4/7 sin(19/20-17 t)-8/7 sin(14/9-13 t)-5/16 sin(16/13-12 t)-27/5 sin(11/7-10 t)-19/5 sin(13/9-9 t)-2197/16 sin(17/11-6 t)-25/11 sin(4/3-5 t)31/5 sin(t14/3)179/11 sin(2 t19/12)54/5 sin(3 t11/7)316/13 sin(4 t13/8)32/9 sin(7 t7/5)58/5 sin(8 t47/10)7/11 sin(11 t47/10)16/11 sin(14 t12/7)16/11 sin(15 t5/3)21/4 sin(16 t19/11)13/6 sin(19 t14/9)1276/5) theta(75 pi-t) theta(t-71 pi)(-7/4 sin(20/13-7 t)23/6 sin(t14/9)6/5 sin(2 t51/11)30/13 sin(3 t49/11)913/8 sin(4 t33/7)25/9 sin(5 t16/9)3/13 sin(6 t55/13)9/11 sin(8 t8/5)9/11 sin(9 t28/19)3/14 sin(10 t7/4)3/8 sin(11 t87/22)89/8 sin(12 t47/10)14/11 sin(13 t5/3)5/11 sin(14 t14/9)-2485/8) theta(71 pi-t) theta(t-67 pi)(-350/11 sin(11/7-3 t)458/3 sin(t11/7)281/7 sin(2 t11/7)20/3 sin(4 t14/9)108/13 sin(5 t47/10)17/3 sin(6 t47/10)16/7 sin(7 t11/7)43/13 sin(8 t33/7)26/15 sin(9 t61/13)10/21 sin(10 t14/9)19/10 sin(11 t47/10)3 sin(12 t47/10)19/13 sin(13 t47/10)4/11 sin(14 t5/3)12/13 sin(15 t13/8)5/12 sin(16 t47/10)1/31 sin(17 t3/4)2/9 sin(18 t17/10)-196/11) theta(67 pi-t) theta(t-63 pi)(566/9 sin(t11/7)41/10 sin(2 t11/7)49/8 sin(3 t11/7)9/13 sin(4 t13/8)12/5 sin(5 t11/7)11/16 sin(6 t61/13)2 sin(7 t11/7)6/7 sin(8 t33/7)11/9 sin(9 t11/7)4/9 sin(10 t47/10)5/6 sin(11 t19/12)1/11 sin(12 t41/9)2/11 sin(13 t11/7)1/7 sin(14 t13/8)1/6 sin(15 t11/7)5851/11) theta(63 pi-t) theta(t-59 pi)(-12/25 sin(32/21-4 t)-13/7 sin(11/7-2 t)623/9 sin(t11/7)29/6 sin(3 t11/7)5/3 sin(5 t11/7)-34/7) theta(59 pi-t) theta(t-55 pi)(963/17 sin(t11/7)17/6 sin(2 t5/3)60/7 sin(3 t19/12)11/7 sin(4 t13/8)24/11 sin(5 t13/8)31/30 sin(6 t18/11)15/11 sin(7 t8/5)-5880/11) theta(55 pi-t) theta(t-51 pi)(-5/3 sin(11/7-10 t)-5/4 sin(14/9-8 t)-94/15 sin(14/9-4 t)-319/7 sin(11/7-2 t)-799/16 sin(11/7-t)239/8 sin(3 t11/7)71/6 sin(5 t11/7)25/3 sin(6 t11/7)25/11 sin(7 t11/7)37/10 sin(9 t11/7)3/5 sin(11 t11/7)11/21 sin(12 t11/7)5/4 sin(13 t19/12)2/5 sin(14 t13/8)21/13 sin(15 t19/12)4/7 sin(16 t75/16)7/11 sin(17 t8/5)6740/11) theta(51 pi-t) theta(t-47 pi)(-3/8 sin(11/8-16 t)-16/15 sin(29/19-15 t)-20/21 sin(17/11-13 t)-2/5 sin(19/13-12 t)-11/4 sin(17/11-9 t)-33/16 sin(26/17-7 t)-36/7 sin(17/11-6 t)-339/13 sin(11/7-3 t)1747/46 sin(t11/7)299/5 sin(2 t11/7)139/20 sin(4 t11/7)5/9 sin(5 t65/14)4/3 sin(8 t8/5)7/8 sin(10 t19/12)7/12 sin(11 t17/10)2/11 sin(14 t25/17)-2597/4) theta(47 pi-t) theta(t-43 pi)(1206/7 sin(t11/7)1/4 sin(2 t15/7)59/3 sin(3 t11/7)2/7 sin(4 t11/5)-184/37) theta(43 pi-t) theta(t-39 pi)(-229/23 sin(8/13-t)55/28 sin(2 t4/3)39/5 sin(3 t5/7)21/8 sin(4 t31/8)-3581/14) theta(39 pi-t) theta(t-35 pi)(-1/3 sin(1/21-10 t)-60/11 sin(7/9-t)31/11 sin(2 t58/19)7/4 sin(3 t10/13)53/18 sin(4 t5/9)30/31 sin(5 t52/17)sin(6 t2/11)5/11 sin(7 t19/7)9/17 sin(8 t3/8)1/3 sin(9 t21/5)8/17 sin(11 t31/9)254) theta(35 pi-t) theta(t-31 pi)(347/8 sin(t24/25)-2107/8) theta(31 pi-t) theta(t-27 pi)(224/5 sin(t8/9)253) theta(27 pi-t) theta(t-23 pi)(1278/11 sin(t18/11)5/3 sin(2 t17/6)67/7 sin(3 t27/16)19/12 sin(4 t101/34)41/11 sin(5 t9/5)5/4 sin(6 t73/21)19/10 sin(7 t24/11)13/12 sin(8 t19/5)14/13 sin(9 t24/11)4438/17) theta(23 pi-t) theta(t-19 pi)(-1/12 sin(1/5-6 t)-6/7 sin(19/14-2 t)1190/11 sin(t21/13)110/13 sin(3 t19/10)4/13 sin(4 t2/5)59/15 sin(5 t9/4)23/9 sin(7 t26/11)1/10 sin(8 t14/3)16/11 sin(9 t27/11)-1619/6) theta(19 pi-t) theta(t-15 pi)(1237/7 sin(t16/11)7454/29) theta(15 pi-t) theta(t-11 pi)(4679/26 sin(t8/5)-2482/9) theta(11 pi-t) theta(t-7 pi)(-33/14 sin(5/4-20 t)-92/31 sin(15/11-15 t)-34/9 sin(8/7-14 t)-103/14 sin(17/16-12 t)-36/7 sin(9/10-7 t)-323/27 sin(4/3-6 t)-721/15 sin(6/11-3 t)3777/8 sin(t29/14)1637/8 sin(2 t39/10)138/7 sin(4 t18/5)245/16 sin(5 t107/27)34/5 sin(8 t41/10)41/11 sin(9 t66/19)93/7 sin(10 t29/7)7/3 sin(11 t80/23)20/13 sin(13 t47/10)5/2 sin(16 t37/8)23/7 sin(17 t1/6)43/9 sin(18 t37/8)7/8 sin(19 t1)14/5 sin(21 t22/9)17/9 sin(22 t5/11)32/13 sin(23 t16/5)13/6 sin(24 t29/10)11/4 sin(25 t47/19)6/13 sin(26 t21/8)-199/7) theta(7 pi-t) theta(t-3 pi)(-2/7 sin(2/7-13 t)-13/10 sin(2/3-12 t)-8/5 sin(9/11-10 t)-14/11 sin(6/7-8 t)-19/3 sin(1/6-4 t)-14/3 sin(17/13-2 t)3372/19 sin(t16/11)142/9 sin(3 t11/9)74/13 sin(5 t13/14)22/9 sin(6 t7/15)14/5 sin(7 t4/5)17/10 sin(9 t9/13)20/21 sin(11 t8/5)5/13) theta(3 pi-t) theta(tpi)) theta(sqrt(sgn(sin(t/2))))

y(t) = ((-41/8 sin(20/13-30 t)-77/9 sin(17/11-29 t)-63/2 sin(14/9-24 t)-516/13 sin(14/9-22 t)-586/13 sin(14/9-21 t)-4/3 sin(22/15-17 t)-205/6 sin(14/9-13 t)-129/13 sin(11/7-11 t)-909/11 sin(11/7-9 t)-71/5 sin(11/7-5 t)-426/7 sin(11/7-4 t)-397/7 sin(11/7-3 t)-215/2 sin(11/7-2 t)619/10 sin(t11/7)83/10 sin(6 t8/5)489/14 sin(7 t33/7)25 sin(8 t11/7)167/6 sin(10 t19/12)83/4 sin(12 t11/7)290/17 sin(14 t11/7)476/25 sin(15 t11/7)61/13 sin(16 t23/14)939/16 sin(18 t19/12)181/8 sin(19 t47/10)157/6 sin(20 t11/7)53/5 sin(23 t14/9)17/7 sin(25 t37/8)10 sin(26 t21/13)127/11 sin(27 t13/8)4/11 sin(28 t5/6)151/8 sin(31 t19/12)20/7 sin(32 t18/11)1661/3) theta(91 pi-t) theta(t-87 pi)(-5/2 sin(13/9-19 t)-38/13 sin(3/2-18 t)-46/9 sin(20/13-17 t)-38/11 sin(3/2-16 t)-15/2 sin(35/23-14 t)-59/5 sin(29/19-12 t)-153/20 sin(23/15-11 t)-70/9 sin(31/21-9 t)-274/7 sin(11/7-6 t)-11/7 sin(20/13-5 t)-628/11 sin(17/11-4 t)-8023/9 sin(11/7-2 t)1937/19 sin(t11/7)343/11 sin(3 t47/10)43/6 sin(7 t14/3)607/32 sin(8 t47/10)74/7 sin(10 t33/7)24/5 sin(13 t51/11)43/9 sin(15 t47/10)1183/5) theta(87 pi-t) theta(t-83 pi)(-29/2 sin(11/7-t)265/24 sin(2 t11/7)-2965/13) theta(83 pi-t) theta(t-79 pi)(-7/11 sin(10/13-3 t)-134/9 sin(14/9-t)154/9 sin(2 t17/11)-3005/14) theta(79 pi-t) theta(t-75 pi)(-4/15 sin(23/15-20 t)-2/9 sin(19/15-19 t)-11/9 sin(13/9-18 t)-8/9 sin(10/7-15 t)-21/10 sin(17/11-14 t)-13/9 sin(7/5-13 t)-89/8 sin(3/2-12 t)-101/6 sin(17/11-6 t)-32/7 sin(35/23-5 t)-27/8 sin(11/7-4 t)-7/3 sin(17/11-3 t)-9/5 sin(11/7-2 t)82/7 sin(t11/7)31/11 sin(7 t8/5)23/15 sin(8 t17/10)16/5 sin(9 t13/8)76/11 sin(10 t23/14)5/9 sin(11 t14/9)1/5 sin(16 t40/9)5/16 sin(17 t28/19)9/5 sin(21 t12/7)101/12) theta(75 pi-t) theta(t-71 pi)(-1/15 sin(9/8-12 t)104/11 sin(t11/7)17/6 sin(2 t11/7)31/11 sin(3 t47/10)50/9 sin(4 t33/7)42/13 sin(5 t11/7)9/10 sin(6 t8/5)25/8 sin(7 t65/14)207/13 sin(8 t47/10)11/17 sin(9 t40/9)3/8 sin(10 t14/3)3/2 sin(11 t14/9)2/3 sin(13 t11/7)17/10 sin(14 t14/3)106/11) theta(71 pi-t) theta(t-67 pi)(-46/5 sin(11/7-9 t)-11/7 sin(16/11-5 t)-82/7 sin(11/7-3 t)-739/15 sin(11/7-t)474/7 sin(2 t11/7)176/7 sin(4 t11/7)136/9 sin(6 t11/7)117/7 sin(7 t11/7)31/5 sin(8 t14/9)9/4 sin(10 t14/9)15/7 sin(11 t47/10)9/5 sin(12 t47/10)10/9 sin(13 t14/9)32/11 sin(14 t14/9)3/13 sin(15 t15/11)61/20 sin(16 t14/9)5/8 sin(17 t28/19)8/11 sin(18 t11/7)-9119/20) theta(67 pi-t) theta(t-63 pi)(-28/9 sin(11/7-2 t)545/13 sin(t11/7)43/11 sin(3 t11/7)1/8 sin(4 t22/13)11/8 sin(5 t11/7)25/17 sin(6 t19/12)1/15 sin(7 t12/7)9/7 sin(8 t19/12)1/35 sin(9 t13/3)1/2 sin(10 t19/12)1/5 sin(11 t33/7)1/5 sin(12 t13/8)2/7 sin(13 t8/5)2/7 sin(15 t8/5)-394/3) theta(63 pi-t) theta(t-59 pi)(-43/3 sin(11/7-2 t)-65/14 sin(11/7-t)13/10 sin(3 t33/7)47/10 sin(4 t33/7)5/14 sin(5 t8/5)-1114/7) theta(59 pi-t) theta(t-55 pi)(-4/5 sin(14/9-7 t)-13/10 sin(11/7-5 t)-533/12 sin(11/7-t)68/9 sin(2 t11/7)3/8 sin(3 t49/11)18/5 sin(4 t8/5)9/8 sin(6 t11/7)-1409/9) theta(55 pi-t) theta(t-51 pi)(-2/5 sin(26/17-15 t)-17/7 sin(14/9-7 t)-847/12 sin(11/7-t)19/4 sin(2 t11/7)765/14 sin(3 t11/7)29/5 sin(4 t11/7)174/13 sin(5 t11/7)7/3 sin(6 t11/7)9/13 sin(8 t29/19)1/5 sin(9 t13/9)95/47 sin(10 t33/7)103/26 sin(11 t19/12)3/10 sin(12 t8/5)1/8 sin(13 t19/12)32/21 sin(14 t8/5)1/9 sin(16 t27/14)15/13 sin(17 t8/5)-3343/8) theta(51 pi-t) theta(t-47 pi)(-7/10 sin(14/9-16 t)-28/9 sin(17/11-10 t)-12/5 sin(17/11-8 t)-153/10 sin(11/7-2 t)-848/11 sin(11/7-t)849/16 sin(3 t19/12)34/5 sin(4 t21/13)97/6 sin(5 t19/12)53/7 sin(6 t8/5)4/3 sin(7 t11/7)17/7 sin(9 t11/7)19/12 sin(11 t8/5)15/8 sin(12 t5/3)34/33 sin(13 t13/8)25/26 sin(14 t17/10)9/4 sin(15 t13/8)-3393/8) theta(47 pi-t) theta(t-43 pi)(-2 sin(14/9-4 t)-31/10 sin(11/7-t)116/13 sin(2 t11/7)8/11 sin(3 t33/7)-4967/7) theta(43 pi-t) theta(t-39 pi)(-33/10 sin(4/13-4 t)74/9 sin(t15/7)37/18 sin(2 t49/25)31/4 sin(3 t31/12)-3074/25) theta(39 pi-t) theta(t-35 pi)(-3/11 sin(13/12-11 t)-1/5 sin(11/12-7 t)-13/4 sin(1-2 t)19/5 sin(t7/13)88/25 sin(3 t27/10)53/11 sin(4 t27/11)8/5 sin(5 t46/11)5/6 sin(6 t14/9)3/7 sin(8 t23/8)1/4 sin(9 t9/10)2/9 sin(10 t19/6)-906/7) theta(35 pi-t) theta(t-31 pi)(-306/7 sin(6/11-t)-911/7) theta(31 pi-t) theta(t-27 pi)(-385/8 sin(5/8-t)-955/7) theta(27 pi-t) theta(t-23 pi)(-5/9 sin(2/13-7 t)-8/9 sin(11/8-6 t)-28/29 sin(7/6-5 t)-18/17 sin(23/15-4 t)415/7 sin(t1/14)67/12 sin(2 t39/10)9/17 sin(3 t1/3)3/10 sin(8 t13/12)2/5 sin(9 t25/17)-4227/28) theta(23 pi-t) theta(t-19 pi)(-3/8 sin(1/11-7 t)-26/7 sin(5/8-3 t)-152/3 sin(1/18-t)137/25 sin(2 t128/43)41/15 sin(4 t19/6)16/9 sin(5 t53/12)11/12 sin(6 t41/11)8/9 sin(8 t27/8)5/11 sin(9 t1/21)-1117/8) theta(19 pi-t) theta(t-15 pi)(-526/3 sin(1/9-t)-1219/7) theta(15 pi-t) theta(t-11 pi)(1574/9 sin(t1/22)-979/5) theta(11 pi-t) theta(t-7 pi)(-31/5 sin(1/13-25 t)-101/10 sin(1/6-21 t)-12/7 sin(4/5-15 t)-49/25 sin(1/7-9 t)-149/9 sin(1/5-5 t)-23/6 sin(19/13-4 t)10417/21 sin(t3/7)2849/10 sin(2 t19/8)931/13 sin(3 t37/8)111/8 sin(6 t2/5)164/11 sin(7 t1/3)102/11 sin(8 t1/2)53/10 sin(10 t21/8)18/5 sin(11 t13/6)15/4 sin(12 t10/3)155/39 sin(13 t17/9)68/7 sin(14 t6/13)47/9 sin(16 t24/23)61/13 sin(17 t13/4)395/22 sin(18 t45/22)148/13 sin(19 t4/7)14/9 sin(20 t39/14)40/3 sin(22 t95/21)65/9 sin(23 t43/22)12 sin(24 t1/19)39/5 sin(26 t1/6)-1283/7) theta(7 pi-t) theta(t-3 pi)(-2/9 sin(33/34-13 t)-9/13 sin(2/3-10 t)-22/9 sin(14/11-7 t)-20/7 sin(3/7-3 t)(562 sin(t))/9272/21 sin(2 t9/5)61/11 sin(4 t37/12)24/7 sin(5 t29/11)11/8 sin(6 t4/9)61/60 sin(8 t41/14)1/3 sin(9 t29/28)11/13 sin(11 t17/4)1/2 sin(12 t32/7)-7133/10) theta(3 pi-t) theta(tpi)) theta(sqrt(sgn(sin(t/2))))

Yes, this is a big, long, scary parametric equation. It's also the second Harry-Potter like curve, and you can see what it looks like on Wolfram Alpha. Or not, if you don't really like math. So, pretty much, my all time favorite books are the Harry Potter series!

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Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Snape is forced to commit an act he finds most undesirable. While working to thwart the dark plot, he must find a way to live with himself and also atone for his actions to the one he hurt. WARNING - dark content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 69 - Words: 492,429 - Reviews: 4445 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Snape, Hermione and Growing Up by Snoozegoof reviews
A series of fics where Hermione experiences personal growing up moments and Snape is there to help her through them. Awkwardness abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,054 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Camerado by MillieJoan reviews
Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 237,837 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Crush by MissMelysse reviews
Data/OFC friendship. AU. Having a crush on your math tutor is bad enough. Having a crush on your math tutor who is also a sentient android, a line officer, and your mother's boss is even worse. Mix in healthy doses of music, snark, and teen angst, and you can see why when Zoe Harris is dragged to the ENTERPRISE she'd rather be anywhere but there.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 175,636 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Data, OC - Complete
Detox by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,667 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Kes, H. Kim, Seven of Nine
Something Akin to Normalcy by thebridgeovertheriverkwai reviews
Hermione Granger has had enough. What with the war over and Voldemort gone she finds the confining walls of Hogwarts overbearingly trying. And with just a month left to graduation she needs to find a way to make her snarky Potions professor accept her dinner invitation - even though she doesn't want him to. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,210 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Introducing Tumblr by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione is forced to explain the 'Potterverse' to Draco when he stumbles onto an very naughty piece of fanart on Hermione's Tumblr Dashboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
A Lesson in Loyalty by llorolalluvia reviews
In her sixth year at Hogwarts, Hermione begins to work with her Potions Professor to keep the Order stocked. She places her trust in him, but he cannot tell her what he will soon have to do. Will her trust be shattered? HPB compliant as much as possible, but not faithful to DH. SSHG. RATED M for later chapters. Will be GRAPHIC. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,809 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11218 - Favs: 8,148 - Follows: 6,375 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unquestionable Love: The Prequel by CRMediaGal reviews
The beginnings of an unconventional relationship between a professor and his student are tested by war, secrets, prejudice, and perseverance. Epic novel with angst, drama, and blossoming romance. Prequel to Unquestionable Love. HBP to Post-Hogwarts era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 510,551 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Did What With Lucius? by DarthObsydian reviews
Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy a Potions Master by Zombie Reine reviews
Hermione makes a bet with Ron and decides to "have a little fun" by driving the resident Potions Master insane. Pranks, tomfoolery and hijinks ensue. This story will be taken over by another author, will update when details have been finalized.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Counseling Session by ChristinaFay reviews
One shot. After spending her entire summer reading a muggle creation called the fanfictions, a certain know-it-all became delusional when returning to Hogwarts. It was soon determined that her condition required a counseling session with a specific Potions Master. How was he going to set her straight?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Only a Granger by FerPotter reviews
PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 253,672 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Almost by BetteNoire reviews
Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 154,093 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione and Severus Help with a Muggle's Essay by Sammypenny reviews
A critical essay as well as a set of 250-word drabbles revolving around Hermione's and Snape's discovery of the Harry Potter series, written by a squib named Joanne Rowling, and their further discoveries of fan fiction. Warnings: Parody, Snape OOC, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
JKR Disclaimers by aew1818 reviews
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a little bored reading the same "J.K. Rowling owns the characters etc." This is the product of a sleepless night. It was better than counting sheep. I'm still working on my first two HP stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bonds of Matrimony by gnrkrystle reviews
Marriage Law Fic. My first attempt and Severus/Hermione. I'm really excited about it! Voldemort pushes through a marriage law to force Hermione to marry a Deatheater. Can Snape save her, and the cause, by being that Deatheater?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,917 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three Months on Vulcan by startraveller776 reviews
Alternate Universe. When grad student Trip Tucker lands a scholarship to spend a semester at the engineering institute on Vulcan, he gets more than he bargained for.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - C. Tucker, T'Pol - Complete
Lessons in Love by crz4greece reviews
Hermione slowly touched her lips with his, letting her professor experience his first kiss. He was unpracticed and unsure of himself, awkwardly not touching her, afraid of her shying away from him. He then broke from the kiss hastily, "Get. Out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 332,277 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Down the Plot Hole by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Harry Potter mistakenly decides to go back in time and save the world! Fortunately, Lord Voldemort is there to prevent Harry destroying it in the process. Time-turner meta!fic - strictly cannon compliant. Yes, an actual cannon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Future Is Ours: A Novel by Dawn47 reviews
The future is what we make of it, by doing little things that make a huge difference, by seizing opportunities that come our way, and by remembering to keep our friends and loved ones close. Will be posted 1 chapter a day starting June 1
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 475,685 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
The Admiral's Insigne by secretcastle reviews
Before he entered the academy as a teenage cadet, the off-worlder Chakotay encounters his first adventure in Mars with a Starfleet brat.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,267 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
A Virtuous Masquerade by Cheshire6845 reviews
Voyager is home and Janeway has a new man in her life, but is Starfleet's latest power couple as picture perfect as they seem?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,588 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
Either This Or by bahjcb reviews
The fighting was driving them crazy it was either this or murder them both. Now, if only the family could survive the solution. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,074 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
A Separate Peace by Andra Marie Mueller reviews
AU. What if Kathryn & Chakotay had met under different circumstances, and Voyager was never transferred to the Delta Quadrant?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Ties That Bind by Mizvoy reviews
Complete! Whoever said what you don't know can't hurt you wasn't a writer. J and C discover that an erased past can devastate the future. J & C friendship, C7
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Mudbloods, Purebloods, and a Ludicrous Law by Electryone reviews
With dozens of Marriage Law fics out there, why choose this one? Because it's SHORT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How To Write Moi Without Looking Idiotic, By Q by Alara Rogers reviews
Q gives Voyager fanfic writers advice on how to write him properly.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Q - Complete
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Dinner, and a little bit more reviews
It only took one night to irrevocably change the course of Severus Snape's life. What does Hermione have to say about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Barriers of Understanding reviews
Why did Q decide to visit Voyager again? In an attempt to figure out what Q is up to, Janeway and Chakotay learn just what it means to be in each other's shoes.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,157 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Q
Unexpected reviews
Draco comes out, so to speak. Lucius and Narcissa are shocked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Conflicted Memories reviews
The Voyager crew stumbles across fan fiction. Chaos and confusion ensues.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [K. Janeway, Chakotay] - Complete
Drabbles reviews
Just some ideas that popped into my mind.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
It was not supposed to be this way reviews
A law is passed stating that witches and wizards must marry. Hermione and Severus find themselves married against their will. Dark. SSHG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,309 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kathryn reviews
A collection of drabbles documenting Kathryn's birthday starting her first year on Voyager. Fluff. J/C
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2013 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
You're Not Alone reviews
Hermione and Severus slowly begin to develop a friendship. A series of double drabbles, exactly 200 words each.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 156 - Words: 40,501 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Am I Supposed to Do, When the Best Part of Me Was Always With You reviews
Fleur, Bill and Victoire have a small disagreement over some cookies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Fleur D., Bill W., Victoire W. - Complete
Envy reviews
Hermione's reaction to when Harry's name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, and continues onwards as drabbles focusing on Hermione's point of view. Dramione later on. Written for the 100Words Drabble Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Draco notices Hermione is acting strangely. What could fanfiction possibly have to do with her abnormal behavior?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obliviate reviews
Hermione Granger returns home after the final battle, only her parents no longer remember her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Forgotten Love reviews
Ophelia's thoughts regarding Hamlet before Act 4 Scene 5.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Complete